r/ChoosingBeggars: The Most Entitled Farmers We've Ever Seen!

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and i need help with a gift i'm disabled and i don't have a job or funds

that sounds like a you problem hello friends trace amounts of science today we're

getting back into our slash choosing beggars i don't know why it's calling to me so much recently

but it just feels good and so thusly we shall enjoy it together well i'll enjoy it i don't

know how you feel about it but hey thanks for being here let's step into this thing

clean my barn and do farm chores paid in water yeah my thirsty boy

duties occasionally assist with general barn clean out muck out stalls clean and fill water buckets

throw down hay feed horses hay and grain through the fence feed and water cats sweep aisle

and cobwebs lay down fresh shavings and straw occasionally assist with unloading hay occasionally

yard clean that pick up sticks rake leaves pick up walnuts etc occasionally assist with deeper

barn clean and tidying up reorganize sweet tack and feed rooms occasionally take on horse care

duties when i'm away usually two to four days but it varies oftentimes there's more than one

person helping with this help tidy up barn and outdoor areas the day before a retreat assist

during retreat easy peasy stuff show attendees where rock washroom is provide water from the house

welcome guests if i'm not in the room at the time help prepare and set out food assist with

cleaning up after retreat finishes occasionally brush horses for me this is only permitted to those

with prior horse experience are staying on the opposite of the fence for safety share advertisements

of upcoming retreats on your social media and or help distribute flyers take photos and videos with

my equipment don't have to be a pro i can show you yeah so basically run my entire fucking business

for me i've got a farm and i'd like you to just do everything those walnuts you picked up off the

ground do not eat those those are not your walnuts i'm paying you in water not walnuts

assistant does not go in with the horses for safety reasons duties may be added in time is my

business evolves though it does not mean i need one person to fill every role though that is

helpful yeah we'd rather just have like one person that i could be a real slave driver for

just stand behind pick up them walnuts

that's the most ludicrous part to me i love it my mom had three horses growing up so i know

something about taking care of horses and and i know it's really hard work they poop a lot dude

he he he doesn't sound like poopin does it sounds more like someone drop in sandwiches off a rooftop

this is not going to be easy work but hopefully at least we'll be well compensated right

well first let's get to the requirements 18 years are older and biological female

as only women may participate in the retreats therefore needing someone who can suit all roles

so what you're saying here is you wouldn't hire a trans person interesting

have your own transportation and live reasonably close to Wallace Berg if not in town already

lots of free time and flexible on days slash hours yeah this let me consume your entire life would

you could you do that for me and it really pisses me off because i've known people like this

working at the rent fair they're like do you want to come to to Arizona and follow our stupid

rent fair thing around the fuck no i don't dude i have my own life do you realize that i i can't

be everything you need me to be especially if you're only paying me with water and the occasional

wallnut when i can when i can sneak them hide them in my cheeks physically fit and capable of

lifting 50 pounds trustworthy and reliable i don't have time for last minute cancellations or

no shows especially if i have a retreat or my horses are relying on you to be fed and watered

and notice how they're your horses and yet they rely on me isn't that fucking weird

open and honest communication easy to talk to if it doesn't work out let's both communicate

these things with no hard feelings nobody sticks around forever and that's okay yeah you want to

know why because the pay is shit the benefits are non-existent there's no reason to ever want to do

this job unless you really like horses that much and you don't have a horse of your own and even

thing i don't think you get to ride a machine she's like no you don't go in there with the horses

you only feed them and chew them and clean up their poop this position is ideal for someone who

does not work full-time has a flexible schedule is very reliable and responsible is aligned with

spiritual and holistic beliefs and has a love of horses horse experience is beneficial but not

required but the spiritual and holistic beliefs are required that's that's an interesting take

there if you were really such a spiritual and holistic person then you'd realize that you're

crushing the spirit of everybody around there you'd also realize the the holistic benefits of

eating unsheld walnuts and i've never got to let it go uh payment this is a very unique arrangement

of trade of services time will be kept and traded for filtered and ionized drinking water

that is highly beneficial to our wellness and healing provide your own jug or jugs to fill up on

Kengan water which is a whole scam in itself but we'll cover that a little bit more in our

slash anti MLM coming up in the next couple of days a rough estimate of value is 25 dollars per

20 to 25 gallon jug fill which depending on your intake can last a week wow you're telling me

I can have enough water to drink and all I need to do is perform slave labor will sign me up

this equals approximately a hundred dollars a month no it doesn't it equals jack shit

a hundred dollars worth of water come on now can I just have the money even then like a hundred

dollars a month is a grigas I would burn your entire property to the ground if you offered

me a hundred dollars a month you're also oh there's more benefit you're also given free retreat

tickets to any you are assisting with well isn't that so nice you work on their retreat so I gave

you a ticket you don't get to relax or do anything that all the other people are doing you're mostly

there to work but I did give you a ticket is it's most symbolic your time I will not need someone

overly frequently and retreats will end for the season come November but I may still require

assistance with horse care and property cleanup through the colder months that's right put your

gloves on go grab some walnuts out of the snow this may not be every week it just depends how

often I need a hand or if I'm away while you're away I'm gonna come in there with four fifty

five gallon drums and drive away with two hundred dollars worth of water haha what a big

ice I would prefer someone who's able to stick to a schedule of either once a week or once

biweekly same day and time to come and learn how things work here holistic horse care and a bonus

for you spending time with the horses while under my supervision and guidance you blah blah blah blah

blah wow spend time with the horses that I'm caring for imagine that can I share some of my

water and or stolen walnuts with the horses this is literally like the worst offer I've ever seen

ever what happened here is you got sucked into a shitty MLM spent thirty thousand dollars on a

a water ionizer and now you can't afford to pay anybody decent wages to come and work on your

farms nobody's going to take this offer your business deserves to fail and it will it will at

least until Nestle shows up and buys all the water rights in your town and then maybe it stands

a chance I guess let's keep things jumping along with the trampoline post oh he says trampoline

with netting and prefers free delivery for a baby gets called out in the comments hey guys so very

picky request my daughter just turned on and I've been searching for a trampoline for her the

size for me and her to be in together I wanted to have a net and preferably to have it brought to

key if not I can come get it please help I really want to get her one you can put your one-year-old

baby on a trampoline are you crazy are you mind yeah this is just darn when it work on so I'll buy

the trampoline that's fine we're cleaning up the gene pool with trampolines yeah the comments

letter though what's up though um not sure a one-year-old's brain is protected enough for the bouncing

that goes on on a trampoline kids should be like six plus before jumping on a trampoline kids

typically don't learn to jump until age two I would look for a small indoor trampoline instead

that's like designed for toddlers chicken baby syndrome sbs can occur in children up to five

years old but it's most common in children under two years old I mean it's good that the

comment section's letting her know that's true I'm sort of leaning towards you know fuck around

and find out but it's not the kids fault that her mom's an idiot okay just wanted to share

because I never knew until my baby was injured and I wouldn't want another mom blah blah blah

Tolbert says sounds more like mom just wants one free and delivered just a few weeks ago you said

your child ain't even walking yet sorry but the trampolines no place for young children I was

thinking the same thing well that didn't go like you expected did it no or shit what the fuck a

free track you don't need a trampoline okay what's a one-year-old gonna do on the trampoline

lay there while you jump up and down and turn its brain into a fine jelly you can't even tell

what's different because the googly eyes are still the same it was a masterful plan a grand

ruse to try and get a trampoline that is adult size so you can have a trampoline I don't even

drag the one-year-old into it you know what I mean I'm glad that people let her know but I don't

think the trampoline was for the baby in the first place this is just selfishness on her behalf

you want a trampoline then pony up I ain't having no baby blood on my hands anyway move it on

pay me to be my nanny you guys are getting paid yeah we've seen things like this before and

it boils my blood every time female only looking for serious inquiries available November 1st

$475 the month looking for a female roommate only you will have your own private room and

private bathroom fully furnished home in new Westminster single detached home on ground level

honestly for 500 bucks that sounds like a deal but here's the rub we need help with two minor

responsibilities we're looking for someone who is home between 9 p.m. to 8 a.m. on weekdays

to help 7-year-old get ready for school between 7 a.m. and 7 30 a.m. school bus picks up at door

these two responsible yes are ignore minor you will get a private room for yourself not

share with anyone else and the bathroom well the bathroom might be shared with the kids

what a tangled web we weave huh just pay me rent and watch my kids so I can go out and get plastered

what I'm not a morning person when I've been drinking until 4 okay few are like if I suppose

like pack the kid fucking lunch or or give him milk money like what's next all included electricity

hydro internet and laundry big house shared with an East Indian family of four non-smoker non-party

no drugs no pets looking for someone who is mature responsible and respectful yeah I'm none of those

things but I hope I can still ask like what's the deal with the the East Indian families morning

routine you know they're really that incapable of getting their kid ready or shit I don't know

make it in a midnight snack 9 p.m. to 8 a.m. on weekdays that's a really weird schedule

anyway no contract month basis walking distance from Canada games pool in new Westminster

must stop walking distance three minutes away from buses blah blah blah we're close to a whole

bunch of shit please call our text I don't want to take care of my kids somebody else doing

and also pay me for it thanks oh okay well that sounds like the worst deal ever thank you so much

it's a nice look at house you know but you only get the one room and also we treat you as a

maid and also we're gonna come knocking on the first you better have that rent money ready I've

been posting Facebook ads all month looking for your replacement this is the wildest it I guess

needs muster something like that but this seems sort of diabolical bro I would do it if I were

you that's all that's all I'm gonna say about it this next though pieces lady on my friends list

that's always begging for stuff you know well maybe she shouldn't be your friend anymore she's

just a free loading asshole who got kids coats north face only oh and you want to be picky about

it well you know what they got a whole shop down at the ball they only have north face jackets

in there it's crazy over you want it for free though of course you do everybody wants something

for nothing right I guess me too that's why I lifted these posts haha whatever we'll get into the

next one oh looks like another verse of something we've experienced before oh he says pay our

mortgage but you have to leave the apartment once per week wait I thought I was supposed to

say in between nine p.m. and eight a.m. and get the kids ready for school hi girls me and my boy

friend are looking to rent our spare room in our flat in batter sea it's a beautiful apartment

the room is a bright double bedroom the zone one location is super central to all of these stupid

things that you don't care about our large apartment has lots of dining and relaxing space with

loads of built-in storage and desk space in the room wow that's like a big desk or room for a big

desk how exciting the high ceiling two bedroom apartment has separate bathroom kitchen dining and

living rooms and then Alex and Maddie's room the fuck is that is that you are you talking to

them third person red X is not a proof we're looking for mature clean and friendly person working

full-time normal working hours the room would normally rent for 1,300 pounds although we're

offering a reduced rent of 1,200 pounds plus bills plus bills it's gonna be more as we are

hoping to find some money as a partner or a family nearby that they can spend the night with

occasionally and offer us the apartment for three to four separate nights a month to relax on our

own oh yeah so the money just goes to like a hotel I'm paying bills and also buying four nights

in a hotel every single month what the fuck is this they would of course get the same back when

we are away yeah but you're not contractually obligated to be away I guess is the difference

about us Alex and Maddie wow they are speaking of third person that is horrifying well you should

have done is introduce the post like hello we are Alex and Maddie but no so so fucking horrible

okay we've been together for 1.5 years wow that's basically forever and we're working professionals

we both work from home but go out to see friends and also see family outside of London once a

month we live a mostly quiet chilled lifestyle but do go out with friends quite a lot we're not

really in a party phase right now and it would prefer someone who also enjoys chill time while

stay at home would be great to be friends with our new roommate not just roommates trust me we're

hardly even going to be friends here's the rent now leave me the fuck alone that's the basis of

our entire relationship I don't care about you you don't care about me aside from hoping that I

don't die in your house so let's not dress it up in this way shall we there's no reason to put

on airs this would be a six month contract with possibility to extend ideal move and date would be

from 9th november late is 17th november 2024 deposit and references required yeah that sounds

like a living hell to me though no thank you they're definitely looking for someone that works full

time but not work from home full time because they also work from home you see and threes a crowd

we just really want you to pay the the 1200 plus bills and get the fuck out here go to your

moms or something don't you have people nearby well I do but I don't live there that's why I was

paying the rent here ridiculous but a kid dwell too long we'll move along this obese says lots of

Pokemon plus magic cards well now you've got my attention card board crack yes indeed sometimes

I per take my partners birthdays november 13th and I need help with a gift I'm disabled and I

don't have a job or funds that sounds like a you problem well that presents a problem for the

gift part guess you have to make something right no actually I just want you to buy me something

yeah I know I know where this is going I'm just wondering if anyone has any of these things and

can hold them and drop them off closer to the day of yeah don't bring them until I tell you to

fucking bring them on thanks for the free stuff but hold on to it and then when I when I give the

signal you race over here 60 miles power minimum and you throw it on my porch without breaking it

so where else you have to buy me another one you'll make it something man's ain't you

this is just so I can spoil them how they deserve yeah I just don't want to actually have to put

any effort into it what the fuck is wrong with you it's not 30th birthday and it's a very hard

grief day for them I want them to have something special here are some things I know they

would like then a giant list of nerd shit plastic and cardboard crap that doesn't mean anything

outside from the meaning you ascribe to it then again I guess they could apply to basically

anything but how are you 30 years old and and such a do nothing tell me about these things that

you can't afford at 30 for your partner on there on their big special day a nice big round number

a decade has passed and you made no fucking preparations you went to Facebook and begged

it's pathetic I am looking for yummy vegan breakfast dropped off oh yeah

signed me up for that one I will wake up at 7 a.m. to bring you hot cow shit in a styrofoam container

and the spork to eat it with a trip NYC pants or log skirt 38 inch ish waste

38 inches you're a fat boy like me ain't you all the differences I got six or seven years on you

are you sure you're a vegan you're not sneaking egg McMuffins on the side are you

and mask goth clothing think howl from house moving castle or like an old goth wizard

yeah you haven't seen an old goth wizard recently kill me what draped and layered various

dark and sensory friendly soft fabrics duster jackets cool cloaks cows big pants with tapered

angle etc what the fuck are you talking you want me to dress your boyfriend like howls moving

castle for his birthday oh my god how dare you to even ask a group of anonymous strangers but

they then also get like so weird and specific with it there is something functionally wrong with

you has anybody ever told you that I'm sure they have prefer larger and more masculine fits

l to double excel let me tell you if you're anywhere in Asia you are a quadruple excel a six

tuple excel lots of magic the gathering cards lots of pokemon cards pokemon plushies well it would be

just so nice to have all this shit hand delivered the day of like I could definitely go out and work

and get the money and buy all the things and save up for the birthday but it would mean so much more

if complete strangers on the internet just cave together to to make this do nothing's life

a little less miserable how about fuck you how about I keep all the pokemon plushies and I burn

the ones that I have doubles of just so you can't have them the understand how I'm feeling about

this situation now like also like working switch with controllers and we fit oh yeah I'm sure

you would use we fit all the time you like that switch ring fit adventure that's the one game

that's got you looking so trim and in shape is it you are having a heart attack stay relaxed and

continue braiding normally a three the sx south switch lie old game boy tiny CRT tv with vcr working

gaming computer we have a monitor I'll buy you a hundred dollar shit box with an onboard graphics card

you work yourself up from there okay you don't deserve any of these things you've done nothing

in order to attain them except sit there and wish for them let me tell you all my grandpa told me

she didn't one hand wish in the other see what one fails up first there you go if you really

wanted something to get done it did get done if there's a will there's a way what you need to do

is stop hyper obsessing over plastic shit and get a firm grip on reality maybe go you know get a

job some experience in the real world just a suggestion you know boy that one didn't get me good

and heated didn't it because it's like all the things that I like except I had to use my own

money for what I should have done is go stick my hand out on the internet and go this guy's

getting older he hasn't done anything for with his life don't you feel bad for him

fuck no I don't struggle like everybody else happy birthday by the way you do nothing let's

try and fucking accomplish something before 40 huh please is a favor to me okay moving on to

oh the kangaroo horse lady is is back she updated the qualification so I guess to set the record

straight we should probably include this part okay duties clean three to four stalls put hand

stalls clean and fill water bucket sweep floors clean cat litter box throw hay down from law

feed cats and coons let horse in slash out open the doors it's simply set up

don't know how door works can you pay me in water still

and qualifications are as followed 18 plus proudly bare face organic human on transportation

must live close by or it won't be worth coming equine experience huge plus but I can teach you

quote on quote woke and holistic way of thinking reliable a f quote unquote you dullard

proudly bear I'm gonna give face tattoo just to disqualify myself from this crap

you're a weird person and you've made poor choices but don't let me stop you you know

so it's a good show the water lady out here please somebody take care of my horses

you can pay a horse with water but it won't clean up its own shit what's that old saying

not ever mind or move it on please work three times six hour shifts for some vegetables

yeah 18 hours of my week just for fun you know I get a couple okra out of the deal

I think we know who's really winning I got this said in corn comes out of the fucking ground

I can't believe it hey folks we're looking for some short term end of season help

on our 12 acre organic certified vegetable farm in place vegetable emojis what's up with these

organic farms and woke course ranches that don't make enough money to like higher people

it's called reinvesting into your business this is expansion hello in exchange for about

three days six hour days a week negotiable we could offer access to water dude

Nestle has not moved in yet what is the obsession with water a shower washing machine

in a place to park well that's quite a deal alternatively I could just go to the loves truck

stop for free and and not have to pick vegetables we have compost toilets you and one regular

toilet that you will also have access to yeah you'll have access to sometimes when we dig you

worthy bring me 15 barrels of apples and we will let you use the people toilet yeah it's like

a big boy we cannot offer any payment but we'll provide you with the veg box each week

and any produce that's short of life yeah they're going to fill up a cardboard box with a bunch

of wilted vegetables bruised apples and be like yeah that's your payment go throw it in a

fucking stew and show up for your next shift where I pay you nothing again we would like a video

call to to make sure we get the right person slash people oh really holding ourselves to a

standard all of a sudden huh experience in land-based work would be preferred but good listening

skills and a can-do attitude is just as good I mean when you're paying people peanuts then

that's where you're gonna get just a bunch of monkeys 12 acres is a lot to maintain but with 50

monkeys I think we could do it and this would suit a van lifer or similar yeah if you're poor

destitute don't have any worldly possessions come on down work for us 18 hours a week we'll give

you a boxa rotten vegetables oh good I'm so excited there is a chance to stay in a bell tent

or storage container you got a space heater for the storage container like no electricity in there

it's a place to sleep on though what you want this would require additional hours helping

you know our medicinal herb garden assisting our onsite herbalist manage the garden but also

the opportunity to learn and create herbal medicine for a CIC yeah totally marketable skill there

or I mean I guess it's more marketable than I thought since the herbalist is getting paid and

everybody else is not a little bit about us we are a queer couple Adam is the guy with the ponytail

and he's the full-time farmer and deals with all the farm operations me Gary work from home on the

side and occasionally help out with farm tasks and events oh you have events do these events

raising the money apparently not we are tenant farmers who share the land with the landowner

and his family there are two dogs three ducks and a couple cats on set message a comment if you'd

like to know some more information or are interested I mean I'll comment for sure but I'm definitely

not interested so what you're doing here is is sharecropping and not just sharecropping but like

outsourcing your sharecropping to people who will work for a box of vegetables

this episode is full of the worst farmers in the world thanks so much for watching the video friends

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