r/NiceGuys: A Series Of Vaguely Threatening "Nice Guy" Auras

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Okay, choose a bear over me.

Just don't expect me to defend or protect you.

You were going to go find a bear, bro.

Look at this.

Wow.

A whole friend's dreams amounts of science today.

We're getting back into some nice guys.

There's some interesting posts this week.

Some of them fairly beefy and long,

and I know they won't be covered on other channels.

So I'm here to do that for you with my super extended ultra deluxe edition Reddit readings.

So let's jump into the thing.

Thanks for being here, by the way.

Nice guy virtue claim.

Anyone in my life wouldn't test I'm a nice guy who never heard anyone.

Oh boy.

You choose the bear.

Don't expect us real men to defend you when you get mauled.

So sick of females saying they choose the bear over men while still demanding that we defend them.

Why would I protect a female who would choose and goddamn bear over me?

It seems like you're really caught up in your feelings about it.

I watched Fatal Walter cover this, and I really liked what he had to say.

Either people have thought about this question way too much or way too little.

It's really just about understanding another point of view.

Whatever any would do continues.

I'm a nice guy who would never heard anyone.

I'm a nice guy who dreams everyone in life with the utmost respect and dignity.

I did the same thing as a law enforcement officer with the MTA.

Yeah, that's a really weird thing to bring up, isn't it?

I didn't violently assault anybody, although I could have.

I had the knowledge in my mind that I could have.

I mean, you could have had somebody.

What's wrong with you?

Exactly.

Then maybe you're not as nice a person as you think.

If somebody really pissed you off that bad, I don't know.

I can't say for sure.

That's between you and Jesus, but things to think about.

You bitches need a lot more respect for men.

Well, that's almost a salient point that you made,

but they also need to have more respect for themselves.

And men need to have more respect for themselves and others.

And really, if we just did that, the world would be a better place.

But when you started out by saying you bitches,

it's probably not headed a good way.

I don't know if anything said after that is really going to be absorbed at all.

But okay, go off, I guess.

We built this society.

What hand did you have in it?

Tell me what your contribution to society was.

You personally.

And it really can be a wide variety of things.

I'm a YouTube funny man for God's sake.

But I would place a rather large bet that this guy's not going to have any answer whatsoever.

We made you comfortable.

We provided you with all the products and advancements that make

modern life possible.

And we protected you throughout human history.

Yeah, don't you remember, say for two tigers, you bitch.

I'd farm off with a pointy stick.

It's not going to suck itself.

You're trying to take credit for things that were centuries,

eons, millennia away.

For like the largest chunk of human history women were treated like property.

Are we taking credit for that?

I protected you like an end table that I didn't want anybody to steal.

Now hold my drink.

I don't know, man.

Is it really that hard to be a functional individual on your own in the current day and time?

I'm serious.

Any contribution you made to society, I want to hear about it.

You give me five.

You give me one.

We'll start with one.

But he continues.

Oh, you bitches.

And it was maintained the house and look hot.

Yes.

And attendant, if a frog like later, do you like my beehive hairdo, Andrew?

I spent all day at the salon just for you.

Now let's sit down and enjoy some hot meatloaf that I got our food burritos.

Haro, you're the Chinese food who we got our food here, it's cold outside.

Uh, oh, it's funny because I thought it was a different time.

But who hasn't been misled by beehive hairdo at least once in their lives?

Anyway, now these feminists want to disrespect us and choose bears over us.

Okay, choose a bear over me.

Just don't expect me to defend or protect you.

You were going to go find a bear, bro.

I don't think so.

The whole question is about self-preservation as far as I'm concerned.

I'm still dying on the hill that I pick a man.

I know it's the uncool answer, but the truth is I don't give a fuck one of

a bunch of people asking questions from TikTok think.

Oh, he's like cool.

Yeah, I knew that already.

And I think that's really the only right move in this case.

You just laugh it off like I do basically everything else.

If you get all caught up and, you know, twisted around about it like this, dude, you can't do that.

Okay.

All of a sudden the question truly is working as intended.

If I recall, fatal a walter read through some interesting comments in his video,

but you're going to go have to watch his video for that because I do my own commentary.

And yeah, I'm so done with that fucking question anyways.

It's old.

I understand why it's being asked.

And admittedly, I said it is effective.

But I grow weary, you see.

So we move on to the next post.

I was trying to help, okay?

Yeah, he's just a nice guy.

He's just trying to help.

Come on.

Would you give me your number if I came up to you on the beach?

I don't think you're a big beach fan, but if I thought you offered yourself

from the depression and the looks, you still don't have a boyfriend?

She says, okay.

This is...

Already out the gate.

It's very incoherent.

I have no idea what the fuck is going on here.

So I look for some context in the post.

Oh, there is none.

Great.

I guess we'll just pick it up as we move along.

Okay, is it?

Yes.

You would give me your number on the beach.

And she says, I wouldn't give anyone my number.

Why?

Miss you.

Because of my sexual now.

Me too.

What started your journey?

Your age journey as a sexuals college?

This is ludicrous.

He might think he's being buttery smooth right now,

but I'm pretty sure it's transparent.

It is sort of high level manipulation to use like the inclusive us

to have everybody presume that you're one of them,

but yeah, you were a little too quick on the trigger there.

That's what that is.

Hopped on Google.

He's like, I know what all of them.

Anyway, plus why does getting your number have to be sexual?

What do you want to bet that this conversation is going to turn that way?

Probably within 10 messages or less.

He's like, oh, yeah, totally asexual too.

Now, let me fetishize your asexual melody.

That doesn't make any sense.

Anyway, I could just get your number as friends.

This means I can't send you money anymore.

I make a lot more now.

Oh, yeah, bribery.

Here we go.

It's always the same notes, isn't it?

Everybody get out your bingo cards.

Pieces, I'm just not interested in talking to anyone.

That's crazy.

You have so much to offer.

I know you're lying, but it's okay.

I understand some girls don't like money

from being some ripped white guys.

Love you.

Wish you all the best.

And she says, thanks, you too.

And you'd hope that would be the end.

Like, that would be a weird exchange.

I'll be honest, but at least he took the know and decided to move on.

Despite being a relatively moneyed handsome rich white guy,

you still can't pull.

That's insane to me.

Have you considered that it's your personality?

Did that cross your mind for even a single

second?

Well, perhaps it should.

He comes back in after whatever wish you all the best.

I didn't ask for your feedback on that one.

That was kind of the you shit the fuck up now text.

What happened with the asexual?

Got tired of getting run through?

Or what did you catch?

Crab.

He said a crab emoji.

It's a really weird way to go.

Like you beta out of the conversation.

Okay, so sorry.

I love you so much.

I gotta go now.

And then as soon as she says,

yeah, whatever, buy instead of trying to beg you back,

you want to get right justly indignant.

I'm telling you, there is a play by play here.

Far too predictable, but also still makes me laugh.

Oh, he says, let me out literally.

Why do you always have to try something with me?

Don't be rude, Dad.

All I said was thank you to law.

And again, I say it pretty often, but I'm not sure why we're engaging with this.

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Is this a relationship worth salvaging?

And I just mean relationship with another human being.

Anyway, he says, right after playing games and last time you were rude too,

after I sent you money.

Yes, I want to buy you a good will.

Honestly, works on me a lot of the times.

Said the super chat that find out.

Thanks so much.

I get it though.

Looks good, ridiculous body and has money.

It's like you gotta try and break the confidence in some way.

I don't think anybody can ever like you as much as you like yourself, fella.

So I don't you and righty and lefty just, you know, get a bottle of abino and have

yourself a time and night out on the town, jerking it in the front seat of your car.

Stop. Stop. Stop.

Oh, he says, why do you keep texting me though?

And he says, I wanted to see if I was still blocked.

And if you were still gross, looks wise.

And she says, in no way was I trying to break your confidence,

Lamau, that's wild to say.

And yeah, I'm still gross.

So I like that lean into the gross.

This who cares from supermodels to elephant men.

We are all compost and training.

The hottest supermodel that you know,

her body will be eaten by worms at some point.

Yeah, all that say it doesn't really matter.

I lean into my grossness too.

As far as the breaking of the confidence, yeah,

he doesn't have any confidence.

If he did, he wouldn't feel the need to boast like this.

Anyway, he says, that's enough out of you though.

Yes, confirmed on the gross.

Take care.

Enjoy the ugly pores.

Oh, the pores.

Gross.

Get them out of my side.

We can't have any pores around here, can we?

It's so ridiculous.

Like, to say it unironically, dude, I'm dead.

So wait, it wasn't crabs though, just to confirm crab emoji.

Listen, honey, it's not the 70s anymore.

Okay, we're not all walking around with this

foliage in this underbrush.

You just shave it off and the crabs go away.

It's like the easiest STD to defeat.

You really want to hurt somebody's feelings.

Tell them they have AIDS.

Red X brand, super AIDS.

The diamonds came in.

We're making the necklaces as we speak.

It's got a really nice box, special order tissue paper.

Oh, my wife did beautifully with turning a product into a presentation.

I hope you'll look forward to the necklaces when they come out.

We're trying to get that before the holidays.

I know you want to gift all the loved ones, you know,

AIDS for Christmas.

Yeah, please don't do it.

My God, one bottle's enough for everyone.

Anyway, Opie says, yeah, it has crabs and everything else under the sun,

babe.

And he says, they thought having hairy basumbas made

your less hairy down there, heads, less kids for crabs.

Oh, you've been doing some research on this, huh?

So you don't still get ran through my ugly poor guys.

He's so bad.

How can I be rich and she still doesn't want me?

Because you suck.

Like as a human being, an individual on the planet Earth, you're terrible.

And you don't even make enough money to offset the terrible.

So instead of making more money, what does he do?

It's mad at the ugly poor, I'm glad the ugly pores live in your head.

I hope they stay there forever, but your mental squatters

in your flop house of a brain.

Opie says, shouldn't you be talking to a woman that you actually want,

instead of ones you don't?

Wow, took you almost 10 minutes to come up with that brilliant zinger.

What is really supposed to be a zinger?

It was just like me saying, you go away now.

What Opie just says, yes.

It's not surprising, but good one.

Crabby, like, like meeting your diseased, infected hole.

Oh my god.

Brutal savagery, and Opie just like sits there and take it.

You try to wear him out like in that Simpsons episode.

Hey, so I'm strong with this guy.

He's not falling down.

Oh, we're just gets punched in the face, the little dude gets tired.

Seems like a really weird way to go about it, but I will say it's great for content.

Not like Crabby in a bad mood, because you seem nice and she says, yes.

I mean, yeah, I'm not going to argue with that.

Okay, like I said already, that's enough out of you.

Not interested in diseased holes.

Black dudes love that, though.

So you'll be okay.

Just collateral debt for no reason.

To be this angry at the world, you really have to be like very angry within yourself.

He's miserable and he's trying to chase people away so he can play the victim and go,

oh, what was me?

And yeah, I guess it's big brain of Opie to not allow that to happen.

You just stand there and go, yeah, whatever.

Okay, get it off your chest there, fella.

Opie says, and yet you keep texting back, my money could have bought you so many ointments.

Ointments.

Yeah, I bought that bitch an ongoing.

The bitches love ongoing.

Oh, this is a little crass.

I was trying to help, okay?

It was worried why you never hit me back after I sent you money and you were calling me

daddy, but who you established that you have STDs now.

So I'm all good.

I don't know why you're keeping this going and then she doesn't text back.

I'm not keeping them.

There it goes.

Your exit strategy.

He didn't take it.

He texts back in the afternoon and says, I'm sorry I was rude to you this morning.

Yeah, it was just a little bit rude about your disease.

If you let me back in, I promise there'll be at least five texts before I do it again.

Let's see what Opie says.

You're absolutely beautiful and having an amazing body and any guy would be lucky to have you.

Wait, what happened to being ace?

Is that self-to-window now?

Love you.

If you ever need money for your nails or anything, hit me up.

That will be me about it.

No, the cost is too high.

There are high interest loan payments attached.

Another mean like percentage interest just that, you know, he's going to harass you.

Even if you paid back the loan on time, he'd still harass you about it.

It's like the worst credit or ever.

Don't do it.

Just to get your nails done, don't do it.

You're not gross.

You're never gross.

You have amazing succulent bazoumas that any guy would love to blow your loan on.

Yeah, that's true romance right there, everybody.

Yeah, there you go.

He really knows what it's all about.

Human connection via thick ropes of pearl jam.

If anything's gross here, it's my attitude.

It's my little dick energy, my condescendingly making rude comments, heart.

Once you start acknowledging it, it's not half as fun for me to raz you about it.

Well, yes, this is some of the tiniest pp energy that I've ever seen.

If you've got so much money, you can trade it for the affections of certain women.

OP, not being one of them.

All of that was made fairly clear, fairly quick.

I don't understand why we don't just, you know, play it straight.

Have a transaction behind the love dumpster.

It's not gay, it's a mercantile transaction.

I ain't exactly gay, but I ain't exactly not gay.

You knew that was coming.

Chris truck a rest of peace.

Go watch the saga if you haven't yet.

It's like the magnum opus of the channel as far as I'm concerned.

Anyway, next post, don't gaslight me.

Said the gas lighter.

If everybody keeps lighten gas and hear the whole building's going to blow.

I just get friends doing in front of an audience.

This is where I live in New York, the mall.

Yeah, cool non-sequeter.

Now we're in the middle of it.

OP says, I told you, I like the guy that I'm talking to.

I'm him.

Good night, OP.

Tonight was fun.

Smelly fees.

It's interesting, it's like he doesn't hear the thing that she said at all.

Waiting for his turn to say the thing that he wants to say.

If I don't acknowledge the guy she likes, then he doesn't exist.

OP says, yeah, it was fun.

It was good to see you.

Next time, tell me you liked this boy before I drive 40 minutes to cheer.

Thank you very much.

I know you knew this whole thing, but words are important.

Good night.

Damn, now he's going to go all sad boy about it.

Can't believe he didn't tell me like somebody else.

What did you ask before you hopped in the car?

Did you, did you make your expectations clear?

Oh, you didn't.

Well, no wonder you would have disappointed stupid.

And OP says, Mr.

I did tell you I was talking to someone and you also said that you DMed some girl.

Ha ha.

Yes, ha ha.

Very funny.

Are you kidding right now?

Don't guess that me.

You were smart person.

Even your friends were like WTF.

Yeah, did you talk to her friends about it?

Did you talk to anybody about it?

No, you just showed up.

You're like, well, I've been talking to her.

So I get first dibs.

Maybe not.

Maybe the other dude's been around long giving you.

You don't know.

It's because your communication skills suck.

OP says, am I that dense?

You never have this problem again, don't worry.

Literally, literally, damn, it's hell now.

Good night.

Yes, good night and goodbye.

And they sent over this long,

voice message three minutes long, about two minutes and 30 seconds of that,

it's him going like, uh, like, like, uh.

But it is transcribed, so we'll read it a little bit later.

He says, put this on speaker.

I'd love input.

Maybe I'm just a guy that's incorrect.

I'd love to go into public, single life with feedback.

Were you under the impression that you were not single this entire time?

I don't know what the hell's going on here.

The truth is, you are a guy that's incorrect,

but I know you're not actually willing to take that feedback on board.

It's just like a tiny bit of contrition to get the door back open,

so you can jam your foot in there.

Would you gotten your house girl goodies?

Give me some of that.

Yeah, because you drove 40 minutes.

So you have to, basically.

Jesus.

I drove 40 minutes as a fucking commute to work.

I mean, they did fuck me, but not in the fun way.

Come over here and kiss me on my hot mouth.

I'm feeling romantic.

Anyway, he says,

I'm sending a voice message to like,

maybe a girlfriend's can like kind of agree with me.

Like, just for logic's sake.

Like, in that scene, I drove 40 minutes to like,

bang you tonight.

Like, that's not what you or anything or there was any intention.

But if you thought that like genuinely drove tonight,

I'm unless we can out when I was home after hanging out.

With I went to New York and I checked in apartment,

I drove to Philly, hung out with my friend,

and drove home and got showered,

and like, got ready and came out.

If you genuinely like, don't think if you thought that like me.

What the fuck?

He's having a seizure.

Somebody calls some help.

I'm getting mad.

You can hear it in my body.

Like, this frustrated like girl,

like in general, like again.

I don't have this problem in New York.

This is a juicy thing.

Do you generally believe like,

it came out to be like, best buddies?

Read our text messages over the last two weeks.

Blank, you talked about this dude,

like not even touching you.

Like, real shit.

Like, if you have a fucking point, please get,

it's, I can't imagine that's anymore

listenable on speaker phone.

Hey, everybody, come here and listen to this idiot

ramble for two minutes and 48 seconds

that you'll never get back.

That is the stupidest thing I've ever heard.

I would rather cast straight myself with dental floss.

You again put me on speaker like,

let them know, like I don't care.

Like, if you genuinely believe I came out here

to give you a hug, good night,

nothing had to bang me.

You're like, heck with me or anything,

but if you genuinely believe

that like, I came out like, you mean like,

like your, this is the part where your girlfriends

start looking at you and they say, no shit.

It's not even like I had intentions.

I had no intentions.

Sure you did.

There was some expectation there.

That's why you're acting this way.

Like a big stupid man, baby.

I guess you got to put some likes in there

so we can process the thought even slower.

Like, you are like a big stupid like man, baby,

or whatever like.

One of your girls actually said like previously

that I was handsy with you.

So I was specifically my man

and my okay like,

that's not acceptable like in general.

I'm not like that, right?

Like, that's not my personality

if you genuinely believe.

Generally and like are the two things

that he says more than anything else.

I know I was handsy with you at one point,

but that's not truly who I am.

You should listen to my words

rather than watch my actions.

Well, like any idiot's going to believe that, okay?

In your heart of hearts like

coming since wise that I'm at a minute

and 40 now that I came up to be here for a hug.

Good night again.

I'm not expecting anything

like a fuck or anything crazy like that or anything.

I want to be so good right now.

I'm about to crack.

I think he does actually talk like this.

What a drooling mouth breathe.

I don't blame her at all.

I don't want his genetics anywhere near me either.

If you felt like you need to look in the mirror

like you genuinely like your your out in this game

and the single game and you're wrong

and you wasted like not saying like no, you know?

Real shit.

Yes, it is real like incomprehensibly shit.

That's the level that we're at now, son.

You thought you'd be more coherent through voice?

This is awful.

It should be asleep right now.

You wasted my time like real shit.

I met your friends like Tia and she was dope.

Your friends were dope.

Totally dope, dude.

And I read it in the comments section a little bit.

He's 28 years old.

28.

Yeah, we should do this dope.

Come here, pull your pants up.

Why don't you grow a fuck up, huh?

It's not cute anymore.

If you continue we're going to have to beat the shit out of you.

Be eternally like your friends were dope like

I don't have time to do it.

But like you, you, you need to do some soul searching.

And this is because I'm saying this to your face.

Like I would ghost you right now if you were any other person, Cindy.

I would ghost you right now.

And this is how I operate now.

It is, but I'm telling you to your face.

Like hey, like you need to read situations.

Like real shit.

Like I'm a me.

So I'm able to convey this.

You need to read it because if you genuinely,

I don't believe this am I that?

He was drunk and he couldn't form a coherent sentence.

I don't know what is, but please stop it.

I'm losing brain cells.

Everything you get up here, the grand stage of YouTube.

And you cut off pieces of yourself.

You hand it to your audience.

Sometimes they like it.

Sometimes they hand you money back.

Sometimes they hate it completely.

Like I know this is going to be unlistenable,

but I'm reading it as written.

You do exactly what was going on.

And that makes this selfish.

And that, that, yeah, that is that.

I think that's what he meant to say.

I mean, the transcription probably did

bungle a few things in some places.

You probably talk like you got mouthful mobbles, yo.

Computers don't understand that.

I don't know what the previous conversations with this guy were.

If there were any expectations that were set up and not delivered on,

which is fine, you know, but Cindy could just be honest.

Like I don't really know you that well.

I got a little little hot in the text messages there,

but I'm not ready for all that yet.

Don't know if it worked.

This guy seems kind of off his rocker,

but it's better than, you know, ignoring the fact

that you may have had these conversations

that may have led somebody to think some things.

Like she might actually be completely unaware,

but usually women are like more social creatures than men.

They're pretty tuned in to how things are going with others,

but I won't put the onus of all that upon OP.

This dude, he's clearly off his rocker, okay?

He had some expectations.

I'm sorry they weren't delivered on, all right?

Like 40 minutes,

they ain't even actually that far to drive.

Like I said, I used to do that as a commute

twice every day.

This is just you whining about something

that you feel intended to you.

Oh, I had to drive.

Except the weird thing is the thing you feel entitled to

is actually like a human being, you know,

with her own thoughts and emotions and worries and fears.

But we didn't consider any of that.

I gotta empty my nuts.

I only make decisions when my balls are empty.

This is wild.

If you do need the empty or nuts there,

fellow, please do it into a trash can or toilet.

We don't need that DNA swimming around anywhere.

No, I laugh, but I do.

I do sincerely mean it.

This is a fun episode.

All right, next one.

This one deserves a good girl.

Not a fake bitch.

You got a little little tend to profile here.

All right, 27 years old.

Looking for monogamy, short term,

but long term okay.

He's taking whatever he could get out here.

Please just somebody swipe.

For God's sake, it's never going to happen.

Get out in the real world.

Develop yourself as a human being.

Ah, whatever he's not listening about me.

Hey, I'm one of them.

Good guys.

Yeah, like Chuckie.

He was a good guy doll before he was possessed by a serial killer.

Hi, I'm Chuckie.

Wanna play?

I guess the question then becomes whether he's, you know,

cheap, molded plastic or has the soul of the devil in him.

Neither are great options, but I would prefer one over the other.

He says, you don't care about good guys.

They're right.

Oh, good start.

Strong start.

Oh, you care about his hot guys.

They'll just mess you about.

And they don't care about you at all.

Well, not me.

Yeah, I'm not like one of those guys.

Take you out on romantic dates.

Hand-holding, holding you tight, making you safe.

You never be alone again.

And best of all, laughter.

What?

Yeah, maybe if something funny happens,

like he's the type of guy that'll give you flowers,

but then also smell the bust seat for a lark.

I think I just prefer the person who doesn't give me flowers

and doesn't smell the bust seat, you know?

You're at a very odd end of the spectrum.

And I don't think I enjoy it.

As stated, I'm one of the good guys.

So Swab left on me and find yourself a horrible guy.

Because this one deserves a good girl.

Not a freakish bitch.

Yeah, it's a really strong argument for Swab and Left, you know?

There were some menacing tones and the thing that he said,

I think he does have the soul of a serial killer in him.

He's a possessed good guy doll, holding you tight by the neck,

making you feel safe in the shipping container.

He'll never be alone again.

Because he's always there, always watching.

I don't like what's going on at all here.

Can you just not?

Can you delete this whole profile?

Could you fucking go to therapy?

Change yourself for the better, please?

Before he starts subjecting people to this?

Has anybody actually ever told you that you're a good person?

Or is that just your ego trying to keep itself intact?

You don't have to answer, because I already know the answer.

And it's concerning.

But I can't do anything about it right now,

except get this the hell out of my face.

This is what I get for being so nice.

Are you there?

I'm so alone.

I don't know when he cares about me.

I'm gonna end myself tonight.

It's about time I do it.

Nobody cares.

All day they do, but nobody acts on it.

This is just another like frazzled, fragmented thought

from the mind of a lunatic gaze upon it.

Be amazed.

Thank any higher power that you believe in

that your brain does not operate in such a fashion as well.

Hmm?

Small miracles, tiny miracles.

Not one person makes me priority of a nice guy

and I'm going to finish last surprise surprise.

This is what I get for being so nice.

I hope they all regret the way they treated my when I'm dead.

I think the typo in your in your end yourself note.

That's hilarious.

I hope you guys will all remember my.

Again, I don't think that you're as nice as you think you are.

You're doing a little thing called baiting.

And yeah, it's not nice to bait people.

Make them feel responsible if something war to happen to you.

The only person that you're responsible to is yourself.

And from the looks of things,

you let yourself down pretty fucking bad.

But it's not too late to turn it around.

You know what I mean?

I didn't pull myself together till 25 or so.

I had plenty of angsty and horrible moments like this.

So don't think that you're irredeemable or anything,

but you do need to do better.

I am going to try and bully you into greatness.

I mean, not bully.

We wouldn't do that.

That's not the thing we do here.

Anyway, here's one from our selection.

Am I wrong, I think?

Am I wrong for cutting off a lying friend's owner?

Oh, that's too bad taste.

The taste bad together.

I, 34 male, had a friend, 29 female.

We often talk through social media and texting

and spent time together when schedules and finances allowed.

I also did a few favors for her,

such as giving her rides to work

because she doesn't have a car

and couldn't always afford or get an Uber to her in time.

Yeah, that seems like completely a fucking her problem.

I'm not going to be,

I'm not the chariot that rides up.

It's your job.

You figure out how to go to it.

This is like some massive,

simp energy and I hate everything about it.

I also did bigger favors like picking

he up and taking he home from a bar

after she drank too much and even though it was 3 a.m.

and I had to be at work at 7.

So you put in this bitch above yourself.

You have no attachment.

What are you doing?

You thought that was your moment?

That was your opportunity?

All of a sudden, I feel as bad for you.

After being friends for about one year,

I shared my interest in being more than friends.

She said that although she was grateful

and appreciative to have me in her life

and for all the favors I'd done

and admitted that I did stand out

for the most of the guy she encountered,

she also said,

it's not that I don't want to date you.

It's that I don't want to date anyone right now

because I've had too much bad luck

with dating recently.

Yeah, and OP is the one driving her to the motel and shit.

And then she's like, I don't know why you fuck me and check me.

Yeah, really about who goes on a date of the motel six.

Why waste money?

Wouldn't we can stay at motel six, didn't I, hun?

I hope he's just sitting out in the parking lot

playing on his game boy.

Probably I'm sure hope she's having fun on her date.

Can't wait to drive her back home.

She might not have money for a new man.

I want to make sure she gets home safe

with a belly full of superades.

Yeah, I've got to have the rails here, dude.

This is some edgy fucking content.

All right.

She told me those things on a Wednesday

and the following Friday she posts on Facebook

that she's attending karaoke night at a local bar

with another man.

The next day she posts again,

announcing they are in a relationship.

Hi, message turn, culled her out on the contradiction

between her recent words to me and her actions

and how I felt I'd been lied to and taken advantage of.

I mean, yes, you have been both of those things.

To be fair, you sort of more took advantage of yourself.

One year later, you don't know when the fucking leave

well enough alone.

Her response was essentially,

I'm sorry, I feel that way, but I'm not

sorry about what I've done.

She also tried to explain that she'd known this guy

longer and similar BS.

I deleted and blocked her on socials and my phone

and haven't spoken to her since.

Am I wrong for cutting her off and burning the bridge?

No, not at all.

This is part of your debitification process, okay?

You need to go through some of these things

to really find out who you are as a man, as an individual.

It's nice to be nice.

It's good to do good things,

but when people start relying on it,

taking your kindness for weakness,

that's when you got to cut the cord.

And she was clearly just trying to soak up everything she could.

So good, I'm glad you did it.

True, there's both people in this situation

were sort of taken advantage of each other,

so it's everybody sucks here, essentially.

O.P. will deny his expectations.

Actually, no, he vocalized them pretty good,

but then he stuck around for some stupid reason.

As far as her part, and it goes,

I mean, somebody offers you a ride home from work.

You're gonna take it, aren't you?

If she was the one seeking it out,

and being like, come pick me up from my house,

I gotta gotta work, then I'm like, okay, well,

that's not a healthy way to go about things.

Well, yeah, maybe they're younger people scrambling around

and trying to figure things out.

There's another page of this post

that features some comments, but again,

I don't really give shit about the comments,

so I'm just gonna keep it moving.

Nice guy, VirtueClaim, what do you know about the man energy?

My dong's pretty and that's all.

O.P. says, you're not a bad looking guy.

I'm sure you could find someone

if you put the same energy IRL

that you put into trying to

intimately text message people on gaming apps.

That's too real.

Hey, you're total bitch.

What do you know about man energy?

I can bang you and a girl in ones.

And you know what?

I don't even know what you're trying to say.

The syntax is horrible.

Things are misspelled, I think.

A girl in ones?

Like a girl in a jumper ones?

Are you into that?

O.P. says LaBalle.

You don't know anything about me.

You're just projecting

because I didn't give you what you want.

That was gonna ask your ass.

Picture, that's all.

Such a nice guy.

Yeah, this post doesn't make any fucking sense to me.

Why have all of these just been incoherent rambles?

Can somebody answer me that?

I just expected a little more, is all.

And a little more is what we're gonna get.

I can then match their daily games

because I'm a modern day's secreties.

Yes, absolutely.

That.

So first, the post that these were applying to,

why was Socrates killed?

Socrates, the greatest philosopher of all time,

was actually the most hated man in Athens.

He was accused of cruelty and corruption of the youth.

The popular court,

Ellie condemned him to death and Socrates,

one of the most brilliant minds in history,

died drinking hemlock.

But why?

Socrates apparently wasn't doing anything dangerous.

He simply asked questions,

spoke to anyone with nobles and common citizens

and young people.

But his questions and their frankness

and their simplicity demolished the certainties

of his interlocutors,

forcing them to confront the emptiness

of their own certainties

with the incoherence of their reasoning.

He taught us to doubt.

He Socrates was a character who was too uncomfortable

with the doubts he inculcated.

He had the audacity to expose corrupt politicians

and false teachers who advocated false truths

and false knowledge.

For this, he was sentenced to death.

He was a threat to the status quo,

a danger that needed to be eliminated.

During the trial, Socrates did not want to repent

or beg mercy.

He was also refused to be assisted by a speaker.

Intelligence is inconvenient.

This is what the trial against Socrates teaches us.

The masses want illusions and not truths.

They want to be flattered

and live happily in ignorance.

Smart men are embarrassing.

They are prohibited, ostracized despise,

because they disturbed the sleep of the masses,

questioned authority,

and revealed the deceptions of the institutions.

Cool story, bro.

Neckbeard comes in and says,

Oh, Si, this is why I keep getting unmatched on dating apps.

I speak truth and point out inconsistencies

and feel the deep, deep pain

from the fallout of trying to be

and help others be better.

Be consistent.

That's what you got out of all this, huh?

Sounds like both of you guys are wasting far too much time

on what other people think of you.

You got to fucking take the diogenies pill, you know what I mean?

Just stop giving a shit.

I live in a barrel and my only possession is a bowl.

And then one day diogenies saw a kid drinking out of the river

with his hands, and you know what he did?

He threw his bowl away.

Now there's a philosopher who fucking gets it.

Anyway, somebody presumably a quote-unquote friend

replies to that nice guy post and says,

all that's interesting because when I pointed out

you're inconsistencies, you got tray upset.

Yeah, of course.

This is rules for me, not for me, okay?

The post had some smart big words,

and if I repost it, that makes me seem like

I have smart big words, too.

Honestly, the attached photo is kind of hilarious

because Socrates looking dull as hell.

He's like dull.

So,

dumb Socrates, dull.

Socrates, dull.

Socrates, dull.

This can't love you, Socrates,

but really you are no diogenies.

But if you are, you know, not even myself,

we all have to have something to aspire to, I guess is the point.

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I appreciate that a lot, you know?

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Oh my god, there's so many new shirts.

Check out the Nani Baka shirt.

That's my suggestion of the day.

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Maybe click another video.

Give me some more.

You watch time.

I appreciate that.

But no matter what you decide to do

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I want you to remember that you are loved.

You are worthy.

You definitely definitely deserve it.

And I shall see you in the next one.

So until then, bye-bye.