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Nothing brings people together quite like Team USA at the Olympic Winter Games.

From NBC Universal's iconic storytelling to the innovative technology across Xfinity

and Peacock, Comcast brings the Olympic Games home to America, sharing every moment with

millions.

When Team USA steps on to the world stage, people aren't just watching, they're cheering

together.

This winter, everyone is all on the same team.

Comcast, proud partner of Team USA.

Most animals that walk on all fours can only scratch one half of their body at once.

If reality is actually just a simulation, then whoever is running the server must be paying

out the $at dollar dollar for the amount of RAM it's gonna take.

If Starlink ever becomes a thing, airlines will have a hard time making people use airplane

mode while on flights.

Locks turn doors into walls.

Music that you associate with a particular generation was mostly made by people from

the previous generation.

Short criminals get larger prison cells, relatively speaking.

The industry of things that help you avoid reality is the largest in the world.

People prefer to buy cheap stuff, but own expensive stuff.

You can eat every single thing on earth, but there are some things that you can only eat

once.

Getting money towards retirement is essentially you giving your future self an allowance.

Now for a quick break, stay tuned for more shower thoughts.

We spend the first half of our lives trying to look older, and the second half trying

to look younger.

One of your eyes has blinked more times than the other.

There might be one specific key which unintentionally unlocks two or more locks anywhere in the

world.

It is very fortunate that Clifford the big red dog wasn't bitten by a rabbit animal.

Rabbits are the mammal version of crash hoppers.

Chips are constantly raising sea level.

Chips and docks hunts have the same bodily proportions.

It's okay to bet as long as you never gamble.

Now for a quick break, stay tuned for more shower thoughts.

My day kicks off with a refreshing Celsius energy drink, then straight to the gym.

Pre-get pick up, back home to meal prep, time for my fire session shift.

One more Celsius gotta keep the lights on.

From the three alarm hits, I'm ready.

Celsius, live, fit, go.

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Women that tell men to stop wearing skinny jeans are the same as men telling women to cover

their knees.

People who use sign language might have a difficult time keeping an accurate step count.

The fact that no one is winning the lottery over and over again is proof no one can see

the future.

Vaca is potato juice.

Patience.

Everyone wants more and no one wants to use it.

The Internet is obsessed with identifying people as narcissists.

By our own definition, humans are an invasive species.

The less hair on the head, the more haircuts required to keep it looking nice.

Superheroes pay taxes too.

I'm Montgomery Jones.

And I'm Amalia DePray.

Thank you so much for listening and we'll be back tomorrow with more mind-bending shower

thoughts.

Goodbye for now.

If you like the soothing background music in my calming voice, then check out my other

podcast called Teravite, a daily guided meditation podcast.

Embark on tranquil journeys through diverse natural landscapes, exploring the serenity

and healing power of the natural world.

Search for daily guided meditation and look for Teravite or check the show notes page

for the link.

This podcast was produced by Classic Studios.

Please see the show notes page for source credits.

Take the scenic route at Abacrombie's new spring collection, designed for weekend getaways.

Full of layers like sweaters, dresses and matching sets that take you from half the hour,

straight to a weekend upstate.

The piece on everyone's radar is their new reversible trench coat.

It's navy on one side and a coastal plaid on the other, the perfect spring staple.

Get your closet ready for spring plans, shop Abacrombie in the app, online and in stores.