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Clint, Meg and Dan return after a week apart, chat about Meek’s husband’s nose surgery, Clint’s sudden “shredding for summer,” and a pricey tiny movie-theatre pizza. Meg reveals she accidentally munched a cockroach in her coffee, sparking a call-in on the worst things listeners have found in their mouths. They debate dream movie memorabilia after Ed Sheeran’s prop collection, hear awkward stories about handing phones over unsupervised, and discuss getting paid for unusual work tasks—including being sent to a private movie screening. Dan panics after potentially killing a sentimental 60-year-old lemon tree, and Flats Idol continues with a standout, non-AI song from Dunedin’s Flat Notes.

01:49 Movie Premiere Hunger

03:11 Panini and Bowl Latte

03:56 Clint Shreds for Summer

05:52 First Caller Zara

08:54 Scandal

10:09 Dream Movie Props

15:19 Naughty 640

20:00 Worst Thing in Mouth Calls

24:11 Easy Money 

26:27 Flats Idol AI Argument

32:08 Phone Handing Horror Story

41:50 Scandal Movie Props Prices

52:21 Weird Jobs Chat

53:22 Easy Money 

56:07 Dead Lemon Tree Panic

01:04:34 Flats Idol Song Three

01:10:50 Love Is Blind Tattoos

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This is a podcast from Rover Beans each other's presence Yeah, welcome back me how she has been knows. Oh yeah, it's good. It's good. He like That was say line rents and he like blew a stitch when he did it looking like blueberry comp hot all on the thing Well, that'll be just like talking back to you, right? Yeah, thank you Clint. Yeah Yeah, me he'd better do many wasn't No, he had something like a set to set do you I actually don't know what it's called Yeah, they give them such ridiculous names. I know glitz. He had a deviant a septum and he had something called terminates that need to be Not in large terminators. Yes Oh, well good on him. He's doing okay. He's doing all right, but yeah first surgery in his life Which I thought was impressive age 34? Yeah, I think I've ever had a surgery. What's you have an head surgery? I've had so many that I just thought it was normal that people

I did surgery by the side. I've never done that thing where they go count backwards from 10 You've never done that! No, I guess I have once for but was like a minor one like wisdom teeth because they're impacted so I had to go under for that But that's no no, yeah, not really like being put under in a surgical room where he's at Oh my gosh, how many times have you done it eight 19 Times yeah, I've had lots of surgery lots. Oh, wow. I did not know that Let's see what she used to look like before the surgery. I know this is all plastic Tent times but under the knife blows my mind oh, Jacob's isn't feeling unloved. Thanks for being here I love you, Jacob. You know what? I love you lots The edges of the home of Clint McGon down Now darling now darling meag was away yesterday I missed the movie premiere which we went to which we'll talk about later on this morning We did an into movie premiere because we're interviewing a big would we say is an a-lister? No, not a-lister

Beelister, but well known enough. Hmm, this afternoon But after the movie I was famished Clint. I don't know about you are starving How are you starving you ordered like a pepperoni pizza But I was still hungry and it was tiny I paid $17 for a pizza. I will say it did look like a it was like this big meat And then I was okay, so V wouldn't be pissed off. Oh my god When it came out I said where's the rest of it? The price and maybe it wasn't And then $17 went hand a four slice on it. What's that per slice? Slent four dollars to Sunder. Daylight robbery. No, I know just over anyway At 425 and then he goes um to me Would you like a piece? And I was like imagine if I took a piece Honestly, it would have ruined my day if it's in the air so I would have gone. Yeah $4.50, please So anyway, I was supposed to say I was still hungry when I left and so I left in a half And I went to the first cafe I could first eating place. I could find it was a cafe

When women and I said I'll have a large flat white Yeah, and then I was like they had pies in a pie warmer. I'm like I'm not gonna have a pie. I'm gonna be good today So I had the most I had the most 90s meal. I ordered a panini Brebury, uh, no, it was like I was chicken but then they had like mayonnaise and it was actually quite lovely I love the panini. Yeah, so it was a panini and then they brought my large flat white out. It was a bowl latte. Oh my god Full bowl latte. You got transported to the 2000s honestly. What the hell is this cafe? I loved it. It was delicious. Don't they normally go press a panini and like you know make them hot for you But they put lettuce and stuff. I know I'm miscarried like soggy miskyl and just hanging out the side I asked for it not to be toasted, but I wish I had because I think it had been sitting in there for about three days Well, um, unlike then um, uh, shooting for summer. Oh yeah after I saw some videos and photos of myself Ah, sure, there's a lot we're in Hawaii and so we're in the polar lot. Yeah, and I was like I don't look like that

Some horrible feelings are the clearest. I can't tell with them. Yeah, I don't Finally, you can relate to something. You're welcome to us normies Because you normally if you're seeing yourself sure this it'll be like in a bathroom mirror with a bright thing So the shadow kind of hits you and you know you look obviously a lot better And I was like do I look like that and my wife goes yeah, and I was like what am I doing in the gym four days a week If I look like that and she was like well, that's because you eat chips and beer and you just probably need to like How down can't outrun a bad diet. I know and so Yeah, so now I'm like fine. I'd that's what it's taking. Oh you're gonna be miserable Oh, god, I've got miserable Clint and put this underneath the summer. Oh wait hold on So if you look at yourself for the mirror and see that and go oh Jesus. What do you think of me? Yeah, that's worry me honestly like if you'd look at us like you're looking at you still got a Friction of an album easily the hottest the first man on the show and you think you look bad No, well, you know what me I weighed in I was 87 before I left right and wait I know wait as a stupid way to gauge if you're in shape or not because the fluctuates a lot

And I've started to realize that because sit on the scales when I bang from holiday. Yeah, 91 I was like that's not right. So I hopped off the scales hopped back on them because I was like they're wrong And then it came up 91.2 rubbing in my face with another 200. Daddy, wait at least the moment. I do wear less than that Yeah, but they say muscle ways less More than that. Sorry. So then I was at right no chips. Yeah, so I was good You said I had no chips and I had no beer and I weighed in this morning and I was 89.2 so I lost two kilos Okay, so that's just got me wait anyway That doesn't make anything. I think I'm 91 so no you've gone below me again annoying Once you got ahead over you one day You didn't even know it was the lightest man on the show for like 24 hours Get your clean begins and facts One of our favorite I think listeners Zara morning Zara I'm running Zara is Zara you were just in Queens down how was it It was so good. I actually got this for the cold weather and now that I'm back home. I'm like hot

No, they're in Tauranga. This is Queens town such a beautiful part of the country Traditionally obviously a tourist town a lot of Australians there at the moment Do you notice that actually Zara? Lots of Australians there Yeah, I did a couple of activities and like 90% of the group was from Australia But more and more so nowadays people moving there to live like I know a couple of people that have moved down there To do work because obviously the populations growing there so there's more work So yeah great part of that we there for your birthday because you recently just turned 22 didn't you Yeah, I'm not not yesterday Monday. Oh, I have you birthday for Monday What do you do to celebrate a 22nd because it's obviously not the milestone of 21 Well While we were there we did the world's These are straighted trees that line and then on my actual birthday I did the world's biggest leg And what is what is a 22 year old one for their birthday they what's the thing Oh, I actually know I kind of just

Got money to help with the trip Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, and it's just here you're at day key reliever Is that sort of like a reliever teacher in the school you just roll out a TV and play put on some I work for Pacific I like agency and so I got a lot the different centers around Where I'm from that's good if you get those annoying kids you don't be stuck with them like every yeah But it's a tough one you must have a really good immune system because I feel like if they need a reliever It's because everybody said true at the moment. Yeah, yeah Now be honest Zara do you have your favorites and do you have the kids that you're like I hate you. I despise you little shit Oh, don't you don't like good to say Can you do I'm enjoying the 22 American life begins at 40 there's a song in that halfway there This is a song in that Yeah, I've already had it in this fingertips. I've only there was a song about being 22

That was pretty quick that's impressive but well done No songs about being 42 I think it's mean extent problem dear I don't do a parody clip for you I'm not a human I'm feeling You're right when you stand up LBL Kelly Osborne has spoken out about her dramatic weight loss saying I look back and see I look like the effing crypt keeper I couldn't see what other people saw because I wasn't so much pain after losing my dad She also record a dress funny in the latest Grammy's when she thought this is scary I didn't know I looked like this my spine you could see every single bone so it looks like she's on the end If you remember Kelly Osborne did look very unwell She just looked shocking. I like it was and her and her mother as well They were like and obviously going through a lot of stuff with when Aussie died, but man

Yeah, I was so scared for them incredibly painful and each year in his opened up about his favorite memorabilia that he is collected I bought the the knife from the first scene of good fellows. I got it from prop store Yeah, I was meant to just only buy a movie props on my birthday roofios sword Crass pans outfit from her. Yeah, I bought the jimangi set the original one Like the board like the board game. Yeah, I've got back. Oh as well You know, and he said I watched the interview he said he put the Peter Pan costume on and he was like this is weird and took it off and put it on a plinth We like that. I love that guy to me. He's the perfect famous guy who just keeps saying yes to things because he's rich and famous Robin Williams Jumanji a regional game from the board and the robin Williams Peter Pan suit from hook. So he's He's a massive robin. Okay, maybe we could do this. What would you buy? What memorabilia from what movie? If it doesn't matter how much money it costs. Yeah, you just get to choose one thing One prop from one film and they will give it to you. What are you taking Gandalf's hat

Just hits in Auckland We don't need to no need to explain that one. I think we get that I think I'd get like a massive pile of money or something you know like when the joker slides down in the Batman You're a big pest Listen live weekdays from sex on rover and catch up wherever this is Clint Megan Dan The edge if you could Purchase and money was no option. You just got like one free. You got like a voucher We got to take a piece of memorabilia from a film. What is it? Uh each year and I thought it was quite He's got a lot but the one that surprised me was the original board game of jimungi. Yeah, which I think he paid like $400,000 for or something That's just a drop in the ocean permanent. Yeah, it's just he's in that fun space at the moment He's made enough money. He's got his wife. He's got his kids and he's just saying yes

Yeah, did you notice as well? He Said that he's only allowed to buy a movie memorabilia on his birthday. So he's obviously Yeah, he's wife's like right as a birthday gift to yourself you can It's kind of like when I started eating like too many bags of chips So my wife started limiting them and I was only allowed to eat bags of chips on a Sunday. Yeah I mean there's a lot of people text again things that they would buy from movies The captain america shield thores hammer came through the flux capacitor from back to the future that's in the delorean Anything from marble movies the Darth Vader costume Nathan says now that's a good idea. Yeah, that'd be a good one I mentioned having the legit Darth Vader costume Jacob wants the raptor core from the first Jurassic Park when you're rather one of the jeeps Because I've gone when you're gonna keep that though people are thinking like realistically Well, no, I wanted the shaggin wagon from dumber and dumber you know when when one of the guys like turns Into a dog eaty thing from Dumber cuz I can drive around the shaggin wagon Chicks love it. Can I do the sweetest made penis enlarger from austin power

I want um I want the Jamaican Bob sled from cool running. Oh my god. Honestly. I would have it in my garage What's that like that is the Bob said that they raced the Jamaican Bob set in racing cool runics and then crashed at the end I might have suspended hanging from the ceiling of the lounge Dangerous over I thought about this. I think of all the things I would get is either a lightsaber From Star Wars. I think you're a star Wars I get the toy versions of us know that like a proper legit one or the bat mobile a Imagine driving around in the tumbler From the dark night that would be epic or the 90s bat mobile I think it's something small like a little Faxophile from David Brent's desk What a waste from the office that would be worth nothing you got any item than you went with that Don't be like look at this fax of all them. Yeah, what's that? It'll be like David Brent's who's never be like who's David Brent Why don't you get anything from any movie That is so true one of the original gloves someone else has said from nightmare on Elm Street

William Wallace is sword from Braveheart. That's a good one. That's a great one. There's Mel Gibson isn't it? Yeah, Mel Gibson. Why not? That'd even be worth yep a lot. Mm-hmm probably quite a bit. Yeah I know survivor another one of my favorite TV shows at the end of the series You can actually go online and purchase Items from the show and all the money in the process go to charity. What about the Mrs. Doutfire costume? Oh Putting that on yeah, be fun Jacob's cool to know 800 the edge Now Jacob is the one you wanted the raptor claw from Jurassic Park Yeah, what's wrong with that? I think it's a good one. Especially if it's a legit claw You'd think the maybe they what would have got a legit one that would be epic I especially know that Alan Grant himself has passed away I just thought it would be a bit more special. Yeah Sam Mel I just think like if you if you could have any item from the set of Jurassic Park Surely there's something of more value or more impressive when people come over the T-Rex and a metronik Even like you can get the whole you can get the whole skeleton the whole T-Rex skeleton. That'd be great

Good on you Jacob. If you wanted that sword you'd have to buy it off the person who bought it for 140,000 but I can they got a bargain really although it does say it's a screen matched hero Used by Mel Gibson, so maybe it was there's more than one apparently as well I was looking at weird movie props sold it and so there was a mercen That Kate Winslet war and Titanic and that sold for $130 No That's so great I've been gusted if my mercenely sold for 130 bucks Oh you'd be lucky if you got it Listen live weekdays from six on rover and catch up wherever this is Clint Megan Dan The edge it's time to get naughty at six-ported Once you try to imagine a situation that I was in Where I make my coffee every morning we come to work don't we um Dan you bring your little coffee in your coffee? Yeah my little coffee that I make at work and my frank green yeah you know that it work I mean sorry at home I do and then I drink it on the wagon

I've recently started copying that I used to make my coffee at here at work and then now I've been I have a little filter coffee at home anyway make it Come in get up at four in the morning nothing like a good hot coffee and as I take a sip I feel a lump of something which a lump of something not normal inside of coffee And this is an issue of got like one of those coffees with the you know those Korean ones with the little Little boobables or something yeah no this wasn't a boobable coffee I'm not really no yeah no no I hadn't booked bars realizing And I and I kind of swirled it in my mouth a little bit because yeah Try to work out what it is someone take it out and check it makes it Well let's see if I can eat that it was just the stinkin and I was like I moved it around to A tooth and I did a little bite A little bite Because what was that it might it could be something yummy yeah absolutely could be a little biscuit or something that's fallen there She wouldn't be talking that on the radio if it was a little yummy biscuit What I've really not just think it's just a dead end

What's that yeah and it was a biscuit I don't know what's that I put my finger inside my mouth I know what's that I grabbed it out and look at that it's a little baby card Her cook rich though just that a little munch on You had a cock roach in your mouth A cock correct your my mouth Yeah Now I'm going to do it there Let's just avoid the the obvious joke Okay Because it is it's disgusting in itself isn't it It's a cock correct I throw it out and I ran around Yeah it was here it was actually when you were away I witnessed it and she went like this she went Ah And I thought she was honestly having some sort of existential crisis Of course was that was that because you got like an old mug from the cupboard and there was a roach Did roach inside I promised I do not know how this happened I cleaned my little ninja cub every day I don't know if I got stuck in the cap I don't know if it was in the coffee and I pulled my coffee in and it was a little bug in there She was going it was a fool I got a photo of it was like see it Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah I think it's a cock right you could be something else but it's some sort of brown bug fully intact

I mean just it's disgusting you have it had a chomp on it as well like just I know I just a little bit of it but I not my first of one time I went and bought a milkshake And I sucked up the straw I had somebody else's here Go down my throat and I had to like like try and pull it out of my mouth I'm like a rogue like was it dead when it came out obviously wasn't it Well the the bug yeah the the bug was very dead yeah so I don't know if there was Proud so I lived through like that's what I was going to say they can live through an apocalypse But not me g's mouth not not not a pipe come home mouth Yeah man yeah it's absolutely foul I mean my wife had my pubes in her mouth But that was because because Oh man it's me notting Oh man I'm sorry I shouldn't have led me there it is Jesus that's because I shaved Oh man oh my god me it's too big Yeah I know yeah No I shaved and I cleaned up after I stood bit of man scathing And my wife's been doing sinus rinses because she got some nose surgery stuff done

And it turns out some of the clippings went into a sinus rinsed container And then she started squirting through nose and it goes through nose and out of mouth and she was like What did she go have you been shaving your face again in the sink and I was like No honestly kind of I think that would be grounds for me leaving you as far as your life Especially since it's the she only reason she's doing sinus rinses And I know in this now because my husband just at the surgery is to make sure there's no infection Yeah now I run a pretty clean setup though I mean there's knowing someone and then there's snoring their pubes Hey you know Midscot crotch Mycot crotch in your mouth My pubes I think I'd rather have the cot crotch Yeah that's the little guy Honestly Yes whatever that is Not even that little Jesus the legs are still intact You can't button down too hard because you still feel it I just kind of spilled them around I think I'd have at least three cot crotches in my mouth before the pubes And don't eat it out roaches please and then play that so What's the what's the worst thing you've had in your mouth That you've swallowed or eaten something and then you look down and you realise that's not right Okay Well done Is that what we're doing, Ouy Yes Dan that's what we're doing

So it's there nothing else in the news I actually do like what's the worst thing you've had in your mouth Thank you Yeah What give you something better than Well I don't at this sword no just Yeah Oh wow it gives me Your favourite radio show And porkers for Edge breakfast Clint Megan Dan What was the worst thing that you've had in your mouth Yeah I had a lovely coffee out of my one of these portable coffee cups Felt something hard in my mouth Put it between my teeth and go what is that Pulled it out and it's a full bug It's a full cockroach It's sort of some sort of brown-sheld bug All its legs Just I don't know if it died in my mouth I don't know if it died in my coffee Yeah And I haven't been able to be quite settled since Yeah well as we said before They famously can survive an atomic blast You get meagged teeth crunching down I really feel it La la la la Yeah Disgusting So what's the worst thing you've had in your mouth Is what we're doing this morning It's good to see you're a Morning Sarah Good morning It wasn't me but my sister Okay So she was Blacking on a chub a tub And she was eating away halfway through eating it

Cracked the top open And it had to be air bubble Yeah And it just like Feud out with ants No Feud out No I never even had another chub a chub Are you joking I didn't know that was pretty So it's like four years We've never had another one Yeah Dan it's a chub a chub Not a chub a chub Oh whatever it was You don't want a chub a chub in your mouth It might be dead It might be dead Maybe it does You know how some of them are busy Centres They're you chewing to it I don't want to do you go Oh that's a bit busy What's the point Wait we seem to talk about chub a chub Chub a chub Yucky yucky Melissa What was the worst thing you've had in your mouth Um I had an espresso machine And One day You know you pop The top open and put the pod in Like a I'm gonna say like a three inch cockroach Crawled out Three inch It was massive It was one of the big mama ones And then we checked the back You're dead three inches massive No I don't know That's very very big Thank you And then you look at the back Where the water goes in And there's probably like 500 babies

Floating in there Five hundred baby No now Melissa And then the dad crawled out This is how Honestly Melissa Here this is a wake up call for you And I hope it was The fact that you've got a family of cockroaches Nesting a new and espresso Makes you Makes you think And I hope it did That you need to clean your house a bit off more often No way I was I was just giving him a place to live But But as I say That in a spreadsheet Machine is in the bin and I'm traumatized Okay good And then you throw it out Oh 500 babies Yeah Can I just thank you Melissa Imagine when you've bitten your cockroach It might have spewed up babies You might have swallowed fuel Glam Can I just go back to Melissa And can I just please thank you Melissa for saying three inches is massive Because you've done a lot of dudes a favor there Thank you They feel good this morning Yeah No worries Thank you So And Gavin What's the worst thing if any of you might Good morning Morning Can you hear me Yeah We can hear you Loud and clear Very good I am

Yeah, sorry this might ruin it for listeners in their morning coffee But Oh god I was in Brisbane So nothing to do with New Zealand I got to take away There's the meat and like And got back to the coffee To the To work and gave him his and mine And I took my first sip Which I love that first sip of a flat white Where you get that nice creamy taste Yeah I didn't get that I got something else in my mouth And I thought that feels weird Took it out And it was a green snot With nasal hairs through it And my colleague Actually dry reached and threw And I've had PTSD ever since Oh man, there's something like Lou Geed into the time of your coffee Oh, they snot I got it in I couldn't believe it Had you returned to the first one? I'm bad a customer were you Have you returned your coffee the first one? Because it wasn't hot enough or something Had it on the top of the cup Showed it to you And she was like Oh, I don't know what that is And flipped it off And I was like Oh my god

I'm up you going to that cafe Go away Gavin Go away So Go away Go away You're honestly ruined our day there Yeah, that actually has We went high from illicit reaches as massive To the worst load I mean to be fair We asked for it We were doing a final Is the worst thing you've had in your mouth I think we bring it back tomorrow No, I enjoyed it Scammin's top no one's been Gavin No one's been Gavin No, is he money next on the edge Play easy money Two bus seven Thousand bucks on the line The letter this morning is i for India If you can give us 10, 9, 6, and 30 seconds Cash is yours, he can't pass You just can't repeat the same answer twice You've just given the clue Ellie Hey, Ellie Good morning How's it going guys Good Is this Ellie who won a few weeks back? No Well Okay good Maybe there's luck in your name Them because our last winner was an Ellie That's true Okay

Oh, that's a good cry All right, Ellie, have you been good feeling good about i? Yep, yep Okay, you can do this You sound positive and you sound like you've got your head screwed on So good luck Time starts at the end of the end of the day I'm here to copy Oh great Oh, hopefully a good one A lot of people had to put out their coffee this morning Yeah, we don't talk about that I know Me Frank All right Time starts at the end of me asking your first question Here we go All right Yeah Okay Give me a country India Something sweet That's great A boy's name Why is that Something you plug in A color And a guy Something you buy from a chemist A movie A fiction cream Okay A movie A band Imagine dragging Something that makes you laugh A five little word

That was Christian's Yeah Something that makes you laugh How does it get guys Ice blocks She's got Lipsy I was happy Yeah You have to argue It was like it was ice blocks funny I would not have I splotged for something funny I'm sorry But what if we did something scary And someone said crumpa Some people are scared of the things that holes in And let's look at this Ellie You know what Ice blocks Look at ice blocks That's the stick Yeah, the cracker bay Jesus It's like the sun you're paying It's like the out of a feeling The whole piece Oh you are right You're the little cheetah The big silly Coming down to me I'm really excited about this I want to hear the song That I missed yesterday from Flight Idol Oh yeah And that vying for six tickets to Iron V Putting together original songs Some of them are great And some of them are Some of them are songs This is the clip Megan Dan ketchup I want to hear the guys all fair And a little loser Listen and watch Their overthinkers podcast

It's Flats Idol Yeah, five flats go and head to head To try and win six tickets to Iron V VIP vintage club up great and accommodation They had to create Original songs They could do that in any Which way that they had decided But of course using AI Means you've taken the easy route And I think on Monday Crick me if I'm wrong guys But I think the one on Monday Although it was great I do believe there was AI somewhere in there Still gonna write the lyrics I suppose Yeah And I think Because I think the girls said that they all sang on that But that sounds like an AI voice But you can You can put your voice into AI And then get it to replicate that in song What if all the five girls have sung the song And then AI has taken Their five voices and turned it into that one female voice But it's still not as good as the people yesterday

Who took an existing song Fear And wrote a parody to it But sung it like You haven't heard it Makes sense Fowlay they couldn't agree on which song to parody So they paraded two songs And put them together as one They start off doing a Dolly Pardon cover I sang this in the production The production is not as good as AI And now bags every head and two gears And gears And go to South couple van fish And on the capital city So our minds are always high They're in the halls with a two and two started Make a dent Don't leave us broken How do we need to be Dancing through the fines From nine to five And him I mean Have you think about what that meant I'm gonna play a VAM Because they don't want to go nine in the morning To a five p.m. And then go to bed I get that Anyway But I was just saying If you think About what they've had to do record That they've just set up a mic They've had to write the lyrics They've had to do all that stuff Mix it all together Whereas the other people technically Didn't do anything except put some props Into a machine Okay Well that's I mean That is something to consider As a member of the jury

And on Friday You'll get a chance to vote I think they should have just dropped the Dolly Pardon RIP Where's the other part And just gone with the boy band five I think the vibe was higher I think it's in here We have the two on two Our hearts are digging blue Five million to five The fountains are They can't keep up with the pace as well though I think they should have nominated one person to do the singer Yeah one rat And they all do the chorus But how did they link those songs They just At the one finishers And then the the the music scratch Change them to this But I said you know what I think that was clever I think it's much more clever Than putting it into a AI I'm sorry I'm sick of AI Do you have an ex-girlfriend or something in this flat What is it that you're gonna do I just prefer people doing stuff Eligit than putting it into AI I can literally make a song now in 30 seconds on AI Go on Well if you want me to I will Yeah go on I know The song about I feel

It's AI your dad Clint Like what are you trying to do I don't know if you can I'm gonna use it 30 seconds There's no point I can start it now Okay Okay You got 30 seconds Just stand by your word on the show don't you Meg, I've got a cable You can plug into his phone Yeah I've got it Yeah I think you have to put it right here You go Okay Cool How much time has he got left Okay 20 seconds left Okay He's done a 10 Okay So plug it in I've done fun What's song about 20 seconds I've just written a fun Boppy energy track So now you put lyrics Well I can write I could copy and paste some lyrics Well you've got Five Four Right something Three Right anything Two We've got this playing One Okay Okay It's very fun I've got this Yeah Thank you Oh Oh Should be playing Okay Okay Okay Again It's playing So the thing's not working

Oh okay Sounds like Some technical Different I'm like I'm like Here we go Girls didn't The girls didn't have that I know This is AI by the way What's the song about It's about a fun day out And the thing is I made that in the last 30 seconds You made your point So Anybody can do it Okay all right It's a thing called Soono It's incredible really isn't Something to consider No you just said you hate AI Yeah it is It's incredible though It's incredibly stupid It is We hate it And it's really I mean honestly Hate AI Or genuinely hate it Flat number three is going to be debooing their song Just before 830 this morning So you can be the judge That is literally what we need you to do Cliff me again Dan Edge breakfast I'm ex back after having a doubt Yesterday because I was banana nose job Not wow Wow An internal nose job indeed

Yeah Yeah Do you think this nose is going to look any different No they said that I googled it And instead it was just the inside That counts Nothing outside He's got a good looking nose It doesn't he Normal looking It's all in proportion and stuff Yeah It's pretty good He's actually pretty good As far as nose is go Good nose Megan yesterday we were talking about And maybe you'll have a story for this But if you've had a bad experience In the past And so you're a type of person That will never hand your phone over to somebody else You'll always Hold it to show them But you will never give it to them Unsupervised After When I was in Hawaii I bumped to this guy Gabrielle who was an American Working in the resort But he had been to New Zealand And done a lot of traveling through the South Island So we got talking about a bunch of places And I said oh When he was talking about lakes Is it a view into Lake Tecropore It's beautiful And he goes I don't know if I have Is it I'll show you a photo So I found a photo And then I found a video And I was like Look how crystal clear the water is And as the video started playing And I started showing him I realized It's been a bit of mature And I started filming myself

Euronating into the lake So I could submit it to an Instagram page That I follow That producer Caron introduced me to Who called scenic pusses Or scenic pusses And you must have been It's a beautiful, literally a beautiful, clear lake And the reason they What But you must have remembered When you started showing him the video That this was the time you weed into the lake No, I was like two years ago So I was like Mid-convo You know, I'm trying to frantically find a video That I've committed to looking for While continuing a combo And then I was just like Oh, that's sorry, that's me And he goes Taking a piss And I was like Yeah This is anyway In the lake Can I also say it's a great follow It's disgusting Can we all just condemn Clint from New Zealand for peeing And one of our most beautiful lakes Oh, we've all taken a piss in a lake on the beach Not like people Not purposely like that Producer Carle It's got like 1.5 million followers It's disgusting It's a fun page It's a great page By the way, you're scenic puss on Instagram If you want to If you want to check it out Just text Pistols 3, 3, 4, 3, 4, 3, 4, 5 The bounce back stall Producer Brady I'll piss the lake ticket by as well Yeah Never swimming in and again

I want to see I think I think I've had a swim in there And had a goal for the water And said to how my wife And we were on our honeymoon Tastes the water, it's so fresh Bit of Clint's I genuinely think I did that And I remember laying on my back Taking a goal for war And then I'm blowing it out Like a dolphin, you know And going, because this is just the best Not knowing the clip Now we've got your saliva in this Like, your skull It's disgusting So anyway, I didn't realize when I handed a film That he was going to see me doing that And people We're inundated with people who caught up Telling us why They will never hand their phone over To people unsupervised again Great day last year I took a video of my boyfriend Trying to finish his crate I showed my family this video And then they continued to swipe And ended up seeing And I rated this video of him chasing me On a crate day Sasha says, I let my boss scroll From my phone to look at our house We just bought She keeps scrolling and then saw pics

That I'd sent to my partner the night before My mother-in-law was scrolling looking photos Of her grandson Scroll to Farron sort of photo of my hemorrhoid Yeah That is shocking, eh That's right Because you wouldn't know it first what it was You could have noticed that What it is, it's too many Yeah So anyway Yeah, so we got inundated And we didn't get a chance to get to them all So if you've got a story about Why you'll never hand your phone over to people again Because the notification popped up Or I don't know, they scroll too far Let us know what happened Somewhere in my phone Deep in the trenches somewhere There's a photo of my stitches Between my vagina And my um, to try and see how they were healing Now he's the thing me Why haven't you deleted that? You don't need that anymore Well I just don't think I don't remember It's somewhere in there And you know Time pass The castle's ditches I don't know Pass me your phone and I'll find it in the later Okay, how are you? I definitely won't see it around Get your Clint Megan Van Fax I'd love to hear from you Oh 800 the edge Why you will never hand your phone over To another human being unsupervised again Jackie

Morning Jackie Morning, so let's happen to Or is it your husband at Bunnings That was me So I had to pick him up Something from Bunnings And I didn't know where to find it So I gave it to the guy at the counter And I said Where do I find me? And just And just is I handed it over to him You know he got and laughed at the photo Oh no Well it dropped And the message of me Asking for my mum Has been for some money And has very wanted to reply And the young boy was only like 17 to 18 And he read it And I was wondering why he was really nervous about Oh that poor cat Oh hold on What did you ask your husband Want you to do for money? Well I think we can all guess Okay, thank you Don't worry, Jackie I'm not going to make you say that I'm going to go I try setting up that payment system with my wife But it doesn't work It's risk business I got credit cards Go links to the same place You need to put stuff in hidden folders Hey I want you to learn about them

Take the edge of your day With Clint Megan Dan Now I was showing a guy New Zealand showing off to an American guy About how beautiful our country is And I showed him a video That eventually started playing And I forgot In this video of this beautiful like tech report You start seeing my stream Into frame as I start peeing into it You can even said that yesterday He hadn't cropped out as Junk as well So that was in there You just put Well you're going to send that to In the Instagram page full of millions of followers Oh no you cropped Cropped out It's just the stream And it's on Scenic person If you want to follow it on Instagram It's just No one's the guy Nobody's done that Doing wheeze into beautiful picturesque landscapes Anyway I was immature then It was like 2024 So I'd like to know Why you won't hand your phone over Or show a stranger your phone anymore Like this one that says I'll show you my boss a video on Insta While we were watching it A text notification popped up from a friend And at the start of the message And I can just kind of see the starter It read Your boss sounds like a real bitch

Oh no Oh Nightmare Oh there makes me sick You know what I'd rather a nude Yeah I'd rather a nude A hundred percent That's that's that's how it's choice I don't know I was cracking up I think you'd rather see Your boss is a real bitch Than one of you on the Oh that's gross All right it's got a John Oh he handed the eard to morning The eard to nightmare Morning John Hello Hello So what did us Our person see on your phone Well I was at um Seek years And I ended over my phone So they could scan like about sure Yeah And you can go over Yeah Get some cheaper sushi Yeah, sushi the day Beautiful Yeah When she handed the phone back I looked at it and I had a Grindr notification that said I want to F you The real standalone grinder Yeah So she got Morning world of a Support Oh great I love that Do the guy that takes you ever get to do that

No he didn't actually What a shame He just looks nice Did you get your sushi at the day out of interest John Well I thought I've never been back there Yeah He's finally used to be Yeah Yeah Morning Kelsey Morning guys Whatever to you, Klaus So it wasn't my phone it was my husband's phone And he had a really Flattering picture of me On there from Afterward had Mummy and Daddy cuddles you know Yeah How you Yeah yeah So we went to a wedding Where he was a groomsman and we'd asked one of the other groomsman to take a photo of us And I like jokingly See it as he passes the phone over oh don't scroll through Yeah Like joking not joking but don't look through his phone And so the guy was standing there We thought taking a photo of us and he was standing there like with the phone up As if he was taking a picture Oh but he was scrolling And then he's kind of gross Yeah he started cracking up laughing

And then we grabbed the phone back to see this picture of me on the screen And he had head swiped and it wasn't that far back He had swiped onto this picture And not actually taking a photo of us And I was just oh my I was absolutely more refined Were you nude in the photo? Yeah Oh god Oh god Yeah Oh yeah Yeah You know what And that's on your husband because if you are It's going to let you take lovely photos like that You've got to instantly put them in a hidden folder Definitely clenched speaking from experience Because otherwise I guess I'm guessing Kelsey You don't take many photos like that for him He doesn't get them anymore No So I'm pretty sure that was the last time he ever took a photo And that was the last time he ever handed the phone up Yeah And that's that this will be a lesson to all of us You've got to tell these husbands a mistake That was an accidental That guys are creeped Like if you even said don't go through it And then he even started swiping Yeah That's weird Yeah very much so My big sis, my phone is full of horrendous wounds From patients Oh yeah No identifying features but they are pretty gross

I have to apologize every time I show the photo To someone accidentally when that's scrolling I wonder why you haven't taken photos of those On your personal phone Maybe it's a work phone though Must be a work phone Grand Ab was looking for parts for his model train So I said I've got an Amazon account So the whole family Gavin around my phone While I showed them where to purchase it But uh That is when The hub The hub popped up on the screen And everyone realised you couldn't buy any train parts from there Close your tabs It's 101 Danny you've definitely done that before I never Never I never have You've always closed the tab 100% Straight after Bob A sea of leaks Sea of leadows Out of sight Out of mind Scan the headline next You won't believe what Ed Sheeran owns From different movies Well the movies That none of us could ever afford And the most expensive movie prop ever heard of Sold on the market And blow your mind Listen to your favourite breakfast show

Whenever you like Clint Megan Dan The edge And then Scandal Meg was telling us that Ed Sheeran Is now only allowed to purchase Movie memorabilia on his birthday As a gift from him to him Yeah Anyhow is the Jumanji board game Did they say what he paid for that Uh no but I'll look it up in the background He did Yeah I think it was from From memory it was like hundreds of thousands of dollars So it was affordable for him For me I think Uh owning the Shaggin wagon From uh dumb and dumb Be pretty cool I don't even know what that is Is that that big dog Yeah it chooses van into a dog Yeah Chicks love it Well I've done a bit of research Behind the scenes of some of the Most expensive movie props Ever resold on the market And then how much they fetched And some of them are crazy So number 10 on this list I'm just just on the top 10 There's a You can do the top 100 The top 10 Aragon's sword from Lord of the Rings Yeah I would love that Uh and these are all in US dollars So double up in New Zealand $437,000 that sold for a few years ago That's a bit of my adult Really? Yeah Um I'd be worried if you're going to get a replica

Like how do you know Well I think these sort of things There's special options for them And there's an authentication process That they go through to prove that it is authentic And these are all proven authentic pieces I suppose it's like art buying a piece of art Yeah Number nine Sandy's jacket from Greece At the end when she's doing You're the one that I want That leather jacket where she turns hot Which turns hot But she wears like 60 Yeah Is she not hot in a little daisy flowy dresses Well I think she's more innocent and stuff And now when she comes back after this She's all Sexual Sold for $476,000 US Then we get to number 8 Indiana Jones's Fedora From the first Indiana Jones movie 630,000 US That's all for 1.2 mil And apparently it was worn only by Harrison Ford For two hours during the filming Because there was multiple for Doris And so he only wore it for two hours And that was the one that sold for And that's a million dollars New Zealand

Number seven one of the most iconic movie props In history The door from Titanic Yeah Where they're laying on the door And there's controversy about Where the Jack could have fitted on I think Mythbusters did an episode on that There's definitely room for them both and she hogged it $720,000 that sold for And someone's actually got that in their house now on the wall But if you do want a cheap piece of Titanic memorabilia Dan said that Rose is murk and went for 130 bucks Yeah The murk and she wore in the scene That's so exciting to Rose actually I agree Actually some of these things that Harrison Ford I'd be pissed if that sold and I didn't get any money The only people reason people want that Is because I wore it and made it famous Yeah It's incredible how much they get asked about the door From Titanic when they do interviews either Kate or Leo They mask it sick of getting asked about it Yeah, I guess if you I heard some Ford people like Damn why didn't I take a hand There was six of them I should have taken one of them Yeah I think you'll be fine he's got enough money Number six Chitty Chitty bang bang The actual car from the movie that sold for $800,000 US dollars Right, one is a six

Number five Darth Vader's helmet Not even the full costume just the headpiece That was $900,000 sold On the market a few years ago Keeping with the Star Wars theme R2D2 Which is the little yep that one The actual unit to that That would be a lot First Star Wars movie This now we're getting up there $2.76 million US Wow I was going to impress with my impression For actual R2D2 is amazing Okay and into the top three These are the most expensive movie prop costumes Or just props and general sold on the market Number three the lion costume From the Wizard of Oz $3.1 million dollars That sold for just recently actually That's just a costume Okay and there's two costumes with more than that More than three mil Number two Marilyn Monroe's dress The one where she standing over the great and it blows up Sure That sold for $4.6 million US dollars So $10 million And so pacifars Marilyn my grave Yeah honestly that That's my dress and I made that famous

And she was struggling for money when she died As well like she was behind the And number one the most expensive on record Movie costume or piece of memorabilia sold The Ruby slippers From the Wizard of Oz That was my guess how much $60 million New Zealand And their sequins by the way So they're not real rubies And there were in terrible conditions As well some of the sequins were gone $60 million That didn't someone steal them once Yeah I think this was pretty stupid Yeah and then they realized that they couldn't sell them Because they thought they were covered in rubies So they could like take the rubies Because they're like they worth $60 million Of course they covered in rubies And then they realized no there's sequins No one wants these tacky old shoes And you can't sell one of the most famous pieces of memorabilia And we've just put megs drink bottle that she's sipped out of 100 times on trade me And it's currently sitting at $3 So breakfast hits harder With quick makin' dance It's not bad That's met reserve That's three dollars New Zealand by the way Do I see any of that money that you guys make up that Got a charity Yeah Without a bad guilty for what Dan and I got paid to do

On work's time yesterday I mean you gotta take the good with the bad don't you It was a... When you think about it We were getting paid for this Yes really My wife was not happy with you, father Bitch breakfast, quick makin' dance What's the thing that you've recently been paid to do That isn't in your job description Good or bad Because yesterday my wife went to call me And was like what time you go home and I said It's gonna be a little bit late Probably like in the afternoon I'm gonna get back to the arvo Because I'm working late She was like what are you doing? I was like oh Dan and I We just got a thing that we have to do for an interview Yeah right So what do you have to do? Well if we want Dave Franco on the show We have to go and watch his movie There's new film Yeah What movie theater did you go? Was it just like a little TV That car wheeled in Just to watch it No we had the whole movie theater to ourselves There's the silky auto Which is like a real fancy movie theater as well The silky auto and then Then did you have nothing to eat You just sat there starving I had a pizza Yeah and we both got a cook zero

I mean to me feel we paid for the pizza Yeah Yeah I paid for the pizza Welcome to Forgotten Island Last night I was finishing my beach by workout Suddenly the portal opened up And you guys were like incredible Up to the stage So Dan and I Yeah we had to have this It's me and like I don't know Aaron a half hour 45 Watching a film for work Because sometimes when you interview stars You're especially if it's about a film Then obviously they want you to see the film So that you can ask about it Because you've actually seen it So it was work related But I feel like I sometimes they could just send you the movie trailer And you could get the gist of the film No I was glad I went I think it was better to actually like Experience the whole film Dan on work time And I did at one point sitting there Like, sleeping on my cook zero going I was just in the worst way to earn a dollar No it isn't Yeah When we sat there with our feed up Because that's like reclining she needs to go out Yeah Yeah But then on this job as well I've done stuff that I wish I didn't have to do Like what? On the clock Like I remember when I first started in radio

My first ever boss at the radio station I was working for Got me to pick him up from Hamilton Because he was too drunk to drive And so I had to like leave work Drive all the way down to Hamilton And then pick him up and drive him all the way back Yeah That feels like a strange thing to have to write on your Other time she Good for your boss though When he realised he said too many And he's like well Dan's on the clock He's probably not doing a lot I'll get him to catch him And he's cheaper than dollar drive And I did it because one day I want to be on here You know and this will get me on here Ten years later I got on here Well on a different radio station On a different radio To ensure he is Yeah Yeah So there we go You know what was the thing that you got paid to do There wasn't in your job description Maybe looking back it was a brag Well you're like oh my god I got paid a half day to do that Or it was not a brag Like maybe you worked at a bank as a teller And yet to unlock the toilet That's not your job description The edges of the home Of Quinn, Megan, Dan, Peach I'd love to hear from you About what the boss made you do On work time But it just wasn't in your job description Dan and I went and watched Forgot Nyland and movie with Dave Franco

Who will be on the show this week And it was kind of a fun moment To realise halfway through the film Well are we getting paid to do this? Yeah Yeah But there's some times there's other things In other jobs we had be paid to do something That isn't inside the job description But it's bad Someone said I'm a accountant And their boss asked them to babysit Well they went out on a long work lunch I mean work lunch is a common, aren't they? But that's a nice thing to be paid Actually there's a lot of A few friends that work in the industry Would that go on these long work Like do they like I have to have drinks with clients Yeah and that is that I'd rather not Since you're like having to woo the client It's pretend to like them As there's a receptionist And I offered to walk the boss's dog once Because it felt like the dog needed to go outside That became my job every day For the next three months Yeah you don't want to do something good once to you There's a couple of people that have texted through We're trying to get one of them on that work for Like cafes or fast food joints Where they've had to unblock the toilets I feel like there should be a separate person doing that

If you're working in the kitchen And you're talking about this Meg I buy the boss's wife Birthday presents Anniversary presents You name it I love her He buys it But I go out and get it If he buy Yeah that's fine I mean I'd love the job to buy gifts for somebody else And somebody else's money But if you were getting a gift from your husband And you found out someone else had gone out And picked it up and chosen it Oh if they're chosen it bad But if he'd bought it And they had to just pick it up from the store Right What if he was like a really important CEO That was super busy I'd sort of think that's fine then No If you don't bother buying me a gift If you haven't chosen it No he has chosen He just got someone to pick it up That's fine Yeah He gets this I want time, got paid to test water slides at a resort My job was literally riding them And then reporting on whether they were fun Yeah but then also if you die You're the tester You're the tester Just put down and put down a sack of potatoes What do you mean I don't know A sack of potatoes at the end probably They're like asking me when you go Wasn't fun Yeah they're going

Was that fun but really they like didn't die Cross it off I don't want to be the guinea pig as well No Someone's text through saying I do fencing And got made to clean the toilet The portal lose Yeah that's not In the job description All right Jenna What'd you get paid to do that wasn't in the job description I got paid to stand there for 12 hours And took our off Um, tendons off uh Like can they do that I worked at the meat work And out of like Probably 700 I've hooked up max 20 in a day So you're just standing there looking out for tendons I don't even know how you'd do that But in just There's some people's worst nightmare Meg you couldn't do that could you Well obviously I couldn't work at the meat work Snow down that one that wouldn't really Leave it with him But what if I said to you Million dollars a year I don't know I mean I don't think I would have wanted a million A year You don't sound like you do you want it When you're getting paid a million a year to do that Or close No No yeah right Yeah I don't think that's the guy right We'll just know the big so rich She wouldn't do it for a million a year

I said yes I said yeah I'll let me get in All right he's money next thousand dollars on the line It's not a million but I think it is a 1.2 million dollar hourly rate If you Do the math Thousand bucks and 30 seconds Uh if you can give us 10 answers Starting with what this morning Yes for sausages Okay Okay another meat the big piece is going Meat on the brain now All right we'll give you 90 seconds I'll wait 100 in the edge Easy money One thousand dollars on the line Let's play Here we go four past eight The letter today is yes Give us 10 answers Cash is yours You can pass you just can't give us the same answer twice And morning and Hey and Hello Ah morning and So you said you'd get the brakes done on your car Nice Yeah How long have they been on the blink Oh It's not that long Okay good But that Really squeezy

Okay well good luck All right Your letter is yes and yes for Say something go sorry that's for you I thought you were thinking of something I said g's me give you terrible sorry last time Every time yes and if normally get I just want to make sure she heard me right So yes for sausage Oh It's good good Yeah I think it's good Okay perfect Now we're all on the same page and good luck Here we go Give me a name Sarah A language Spanish A sport Soccer A car brand Soccer Something in the shower Soccer Something cold You know A fish A fish A cut of meat A cut of meat Fake Something you read A A A A A supernatural book Something with wheels Oh that was question Oh I'm sorry I'm sorry You were going so well

I stood up when I stand up I mean business For a fish we had snapper or salmon Yeah sharks Old fish a couple of others Yeah Yeah That was one If you'd keep going at that pace You would have easily With time to spare got there And something you read Story Was what we had down a story A summary A sentence A supernatural Relic could have Yeah that would have We would have awarded that Definitely Someone wheels you just missed out on Skateboard scooter Yeah And you need to call back You just need the questions to Fall in your favor And you'll be there Well done Oh Oh wow Maybe next time Thank you Thank you Thank you Thanks, Anne Which is worse do you think Doing that That close Yes You reckon Yes 100% Then getting like six out of 10 Knowing you were never going to get there Yeah I think it's worse to just get one out of 10 Because that's a real pancing Yeah But knowing your one off A thousand bucks How do let that one go Coming up next I have got something in my backyard That belongs to the landlord That is very sentimental That I've killed Oh Yeah Okay I think they're going to make us move out of the house

Get your clinic into an infx Beage I have a favor to ask if you guys listening Can you call me I 800 with the edge If you are a gardener And know a lot about citrus trees In particular Because I am deep in trouble Okay Not that they know with the landlord Okay, well hopefully So we've been living in a house A rented house for about two years Love it Love living there It's in a great area Love it to bits The thing is when we moved in The landlord he Says his mother's house Or his mum's house She passed away sadly Before we moved in And he said that there's a lovely lemon tree in the front yard That she planted when they were kids And lived in the house It's been there for like 60 years It was a pride and joy It was a pride and joy Please just look after that water It makes sure it's Well fertilized at the bottom Yeah Fine For about a year We kept this lemon tree going It was thriving It was lemon It was fruit and it was beautiful Yeah, you don't have to do much I've got a lemon tree Just does it something Beautiful but citrus I think in the beginning

There really hard work But once they take off They just leave them to their own devices Yeah, well that's what I thought Just recently It started sort of wilting its leaves And I was going Oh maybe you know what It's like it's one of those Disadduous trees I don't think a lemon tree is Where they sort of over the winter months It sort of lose all its leaves And then comes back thriving In summer It's slowly but surely has got worse and worse To the point now That I believe it's dead Okay And keep in mind that this is The landlord's Mother's pride and joy Don't know if Tony's a gardener But they said pee on it Right I'm a good choice I know that Okay Maybe try and work I haven't tried peeing on it If I'm honest Okay And I haven't told the landlord yet So I want to try And bring it back to life If there is anybody that knows anything About the citrus Selena Tell Dan to pee on it Okay more people saying pee on it Okay I'll go home and pee on it this afternoon If that's what's going to bring it back to life I see a photo of the tree to see how Oh my god it's dead Yeah Oh you're another bringing that back to life

No way If you're I'm bringing that back to life You've got to sell it Sell your own in a shop at King's Plant Bun The leaves are like a Ironically like a lemony yellow The brown tree is brown If you would have cracked it over There'd be no green Okay people that are saying pee on it Please every all of you come over to my house And we'll have a group of like Group whizz Should we end up everybody just the nation Or we need to try something We need to try something But I wanted to do this Oh 800 the edge Text 3343 Well you're not going to ask who wants to be in the group whizz That But then also what died on your watch Oh yeah It's going to be Cat's Everything dies on it And I think some fish Your neighbor asked you to look after the fish Oh I was a bit defeated fish every week And then I went to normally two And it was dead But how long did she had that goldfish for? No 60 years No I think it was like four or five years It was that I feel still feel bad about that Louise is a guard now With some advice I don't know if it's we on it Hey Louise Hello

Can I bring it back to life as that anyway Well look I was just going to say next winter If you've got the God grace and you're still there When we were kids my mum used to put a frost cloth over the top To protect it Which would mean that in the winter it's not going to be To protect I don't know whether it will help But that's what we used to do I think I don't have that long I think it's already dead I don't know Unfortunately Louise it looks It's brown Like it is completely all the leaves are brown It's so brown Should you pee on it? Does he pee? Another bit of advice might be if you chop back All of the dead leaves Because all the goodness is going and I trade leaves And see what happens And then we are My next spring forth We're in spring Yeah So you might actually just get rid of all that All full, all full brown leaves If you happen That's great if I think you Louise It is true when it comes to spring All my plants are growing at the moment I mean we did ask for it I guess Could we get Louise just to finish my saying Better living everyone Okay we got me

Please Say bed-aliving everyone Better delivering everyone Yeah Yeah Still to put you in Yeah I don't know what it means Thank you She's great You know what Well give it a nudge That is the sort of advice Now Jack standing up our boss Poo pooing the idea But I think there's a lot of people listening to that Going thanks Louise for that advice She actually sounded like a Like how I Was a sweet gun Who knows how to like save things Some people worried it's your haunted friend Natalie There's a lot going on in my place So let's move it on I went under the edge You can text through 3, 3, 4, 3 What were you looking after for somebody Maybe it was a pet Maybe it was a plant Maybe it was something else completely And it died What died on your watch Oh Surfies are already texting About she did the same thing Looking after someone's gold Push her diet and she put it in the freezer So they could have a burial when they got home Nice Click Megan Dan It's breakfast The edge I know Dan you wanted to do A phoner on what died on your watch Yeah I think that's much more interesting Than gardening advice Which we seem to be getting a lot Over the moment The problem that's all we're getting

Is how to save the lemon tree That your landlord's mum planted 60 years ago That has died on your watch Well where the custodians of it at the moment Living in the house And they said though he said Please Whatever you do Look after the lemon tree in the front yard It is since I believe died It's brown fully brown I'm speaking of brown A lot of people saying pee on it Haven't said manure is good for gardens Have you tried Taking it down Pond Just what I didn't I'll try anything at this point So if you try part of my house Maybe get it at the other person to come and check on the tree And you guys start that person Everyone will see your wife years from now Go say why you and Dan hugged divorce She's like oh no I came home one day Poppig a squat I will be doing I have to I don't have access to normal manure Are we still trying to get calls for what died on your watch I'd rather them I'm not a lot of people Yeah Morning poor what died on your watch Oh no I'm actually here to tell you how to fix your tree Really? Yeah Okay So if you go to the tree And scratch a bit of the part

At the bottom of the tree Okay If it's green There's still life in it If it's brown and dry It's dead Yeah So that's when you know Do not fertilize it Okay Do not fertilize it Okay You'll kill the tree till it's weak Okay wait what did you do last week Um What if Dan I put some fertilizer on Why I gave Let's have Dan has fertilizer How does he get rid of that Hmm Pays the fertilizer away And keep the soil moist But not Sopping wet Okay So if it's green Things remain If it's brown Cut it down That's what I took from that Nice things for Um We've got he then He then What died on your watch And I'm just calling about how to save Dan's tree Okay Should we just Yep Okay how do we do that Okay Like the other fellow He's fertilizer But You can get that from the shop He's saying No but he said don't Whip fertilizer on it So who do I believe here And then you're saying Two fertilizer US coming from more than the

But a cultured aside You need to put a fruit on the ground Yeah And then you need to put oil sprays And copper spray And things like that on the trees Thanks Hayden Right okay So he said fertilizer Paul said don't fertilizer Let's see if Sophie Sophie what died on your watch I'm wondering So we were at a friend house Over Christopher And his dog's fish died Um And apparently the dead cried And they asked us to freeze it So they could bury it Oh sweet It's nice we've all cared for animals Had it been in the family for a long time You still have a very old goldfish So I think it's time to come Yeah And just out of interest Fertilize or don't fertilize with the lemon tree Yeah what do you think Oh don't fertilize Don't fertilize Thanks for that Sophie I think Tom's right Go buy a new one No one will know Yeah sure We're going to kids plant by now And we're still clinging They had it and I was like Oh my god I could just nick a lemon off this right now People replace animals That are like similar Hoping people won't know These are going to know What the lemon tree look like That's quite a big lemon tree though So maybe I could just say

I pruned it a lot Yeah That's not bad Yeah I will thank Sophie Advice Absolutely nothing for our phone There really wasn't Yeah Okay Next we have our third original song That it's a need and Flax, it does a Wellington flat Have put together to try and win our MV tickets Listen live weekdays from sex on rover And catch up wherever This is Clint Megan Dan The Edge It's flat idle Right we've been giving five flats The chance to score themselves six tickets to RMV Give themselves a bit of a VIP upgrade as well You know when you're being in You go hold on how those guys You know that VIP vintage club upgrade And so far Meg I think we've had two songs Two very different I think ways to skin the cat One was done I think with AI And the other one fully live This was Monday is a quick recap Fourty eight easy we've earned our strives Four day benders questionable nights Banks says no but our hearts say yes Gats to gizzy will hand all the Okay then we got Flat two one two yesterday that

Covered Dolly Pardon and also a five song We have it two one two Our hearts are digging blue Five million from the fountain Ah I need to look cheap with that one Yeah I need to see what's happening So this is the musician flat that we spoke to last week With Lucy and I was very Excited to see what they came up with This is your well house Morning loose Good morning how are you guys? Good So you're from the dynas flat notes You're all correct Knif from wrong studying music Yes we've all studied music And back says currently studying like music production So we had a bit of everything in our group Which is pretty cool So did you have access to like a recording studio And stuff for this? Yeah well um Backster and John T Have a bit of a studio set up at home Um they also teach music So they have a lot of good instruments for the equipment there as well So we were super lucky Yeah And how do you feel listening to the other songs

How do you feel yours compares? Um I think we've done a great job But we're really proud of our song And we think it was really cool that We all like had a part in it Like the boys played the instruments And Rachel and I took the lead vocals And yeah we've had a lot of fun And it's been fun hearing the other songs too Okay I think this is going to either help or hinder you Because I think there's the expectations are high here And I think of you butchers the song Okay you've got no excuse But how much of an involvement if any did AI have? There was zero AI involvement We created the lyrics ourselves We recorded all the instruments We loved it all together Yeah, completely made by us Wow we love to hear it Okay let's listen to Actually Lucy would you like to introduce it The song name Your flat name Let's go Okay Hi this is Lucy from the flat notes And you're listening to our song out of the tron Okay So it was playing on edge So Boss is greatest fear playing an unknown song for 60 seconds

Oh my gosh The dishes are stacked And the flats look and drop We've been stuck in Hamilton long enough Back to Lucy, Rachel, John, T. Ralph, and Freeze Do you guys think they're tron? We want our own thing It worked early even though it was busy But they're waiting to get out of your hotel to stay We've been there calling me Bell and heading to get these fun Anyone who's anyone is And our invite Friday night in Hamilton But we're tromping Same old streets, same old bars, same old blooding you So what's left? What is left? There's nothing else to do Back to family for the ten Had to the fishy goo Well I wasn't strong Get where ready to go Got the old flat packed up and we're hidden in the road From Hamilton to get the whole thing ready to flow Anyone who's anyone is

I'm right, right Oh my god, please Wow, remember that is completely no AI All done Dan, we don't even press We just had people singing on top of a like back-and-track weird AI And you're not impressed with that It was okay I love it What if you don't want AI And you're not impressed with that I like the one you said before I just What? Well, do you know what Lucy, the feedbacks come and say They have to win So Is this on Spotify Valerie Swar She said this is effing epic I mean it was good It was good It was good I mean, people listening Are going to be the jury on this Come Friday when the voting opens You get to say That was amazing Which song you think deserves the prize We have absolutely no saying this to be honest One dumbest thing I will say this Lucy A hundred percent of people texting in a saying that that should win So well done Oh that's amazing Thank you We had so much fun me here That sounds like you did Yeah, although I will say I think we just talked it up too much of the stuff So I was expecting like Oh it blew me away The pressure was on

Yeah, especially steady music The pressure is always going to be on you guys Okay I think a lot of people thought it was yours to lose It is only Wednesday we got two more songs before we get to Friday So good luck, Lucy Thank you so much I think it's a very good step In the right direction to winning And it's something to be said to not use AI I either get to it I don't want to say it But I think it should be an instant loss if you use AI I don't know Sometimes Not everyone knows how to use sooner It's pretty easy Yeah, yeah I mean If I can use it Wow, that was so impressive Final dance away Oh he goes staying Gives a burn voting open on Friday Who you think deserves to get along to RMV4 free With Flat Hider We catch up with flat number four Same time tomorrow The poor chuzettes Oh yeah, that's right Oh yeah Four flatmates One shared brain cell Yeah That's bad with that Holding high hopes Yeah Your favorite radio show And focus four It's breakfast Clint Megan Dan Clint Megan Dan All thanks to our show sponsor Trayme property Most properties More choice

And also you can do play hunt for the honey on Trayme property Every day this month to increase your chances of winning A hundred thousand dollars Teas and sees apply We'll have that clue for you after nine o'clock Love is blind Yeah, I'm still watching Clemson of spoilers Show how I've a show though And I'm surprised Is it only season three For the UK version Yeah, yeah, right There's been an American one too Yeah They haven't done a New Zealand one though I'd love to see one Yeah, I think it's too small in New Zealand Everyone be like Is that Clint Randall At least in the audience I can't Oh, just keep my thinking Custard Yeah True You just want to date me It's legal here It's why they stop doing maps Because you get there and be like Oh no Yeah, I know you You dated my sister True Yeah, maybe you're right But there is a guy on there Who obviously falls very hard With women in the past Because I'd love to know How many X's tattooed on you Do you think is too many Yeah, I said too Only because one It's like All right That's Well, I'm going to say that you're young Maybe you were 17, 18

You did a mistake But when you do it again That's when I'm like There's your recidivist Yeah If you've got like three X's on there Love to know how long Each of those relationships lasted for Because if you're getting an X Tadored on you after a couple of months I reckon that's a huge mistake I also weirdly think That kind of depends on where it is If it's on a arm Or it's on a nice piece I think that's different to getting it On like a joke spot Like it's like Low I've got a list of like People love slid Somewhere I think if you're married Then it's like Oh wow You get them tattooed on You're pretty committed at the time If you've got names on your body Me too I've got just the letter G for guy And I've And I think I've got my kids No No, I have it And guys got my name on him That's easy if you split He could just put the So it's like the meag And get like a shark around it Like the meagre He's got a shark tattoo already So that kind of matches Yeah Put a line between them And like connect Or he could change the E To an O and just Mog Like cats Like cats Or put an S into smig And he could actually do like a sponsored poster That's clever That's nice There's good to know he has options

If anything happens Okay well if Two is too many Then I guess Taylor For a Mlobbers blind UK has Too many Have you still got the tattoos on your bum? Yeah, too How many names are there? I think there's only three So I don't need to read Yeah Oh, yeah So did the Did his girl ask Them to take them off with something Yeah, and he refused to She said you're gonna get rid of those by the way He goes no I can just add your name She was like no Oh wait, so he's adding the exes after the fact So then breaking up and he's going right Her name's at going on my ass Well I'm not sure If he's doing it during or not But he said to his partner Because she said you're getting rid of those When she's asking them Because they've been into it And he was like no no Why don't I just add your name to the wrong answer Wrong answer Wrong answer Because you don't want your name next to Three failed relationships do you? It's just another name to the list I mean maybe he could put lines through the other three And then a little heart round I don't know Anyway Just get rid of them

If he's saying to refuse to get rid of them That's the red flag Do you want to talk about who has more Exes tattooed on them than Taylor So he's got three or more Hard to beat Hard to beat Yeah, or do you want to do bum tattoos Because they always tell a really immature story Because it's always where you're going to put a joke tattoo Yeah, that's a good idea, Claire I mean if I was ever going to get a tattoo Our should be up there of one of the places I would get it Because it's out of sight But then again I just don't understand why people get tattoos Where they're not on show What's the point If you're into tattoos Get them on your arm so everyone can see it Maybe we open it up If you do have a lot of exes tattooed on you Love to chat with you Probably very unlikely But if you have a bum tattoo Then let us know what is it There's one of the boys in my football team who's got Like a tuk tuk He was in Bali And every time we hit the sheds after you see a tuk tuk on us Yeah, why Why do you get the tattoo? What is it of? I want to see someone with a serpent on one cheek And a tiger on the other And they're fighting across the butt crack That type of eye It's so specific Dan

Where'd you pull that from? Don't know, she's my dream Live your day in a couple minutes on the edge Come Megan Dan, love is blind UK season three If you haven't got a monk's it If you like real editing You want to enjoy it But there's a guy who has three exes names tattooed on his bum And I think it's a real non-committal space If you want a joked tattoo And you think we're going to put that The bum cuts a lot of immature tattoos Do you have a bum tattoo? What's it of? Yeah, I don't think there's many serious tattoos on a bum, right? Yeah, I don't know If I went home with a girl And I haven't done that very often Unfortunately But if I did see that there was bum tattoos I would think less of the person Is that brawl? Well, what if it's made in China? That's kind of funny You Joe's got that It's pretty good Another one I think was Kyle trying to get them on Oh, you're Hannah Oh, you're into Hannah Here we go Morning Hannah Hi, how are you? Yeah, good So you've got a silly bum tattoo What is it? Yes, so I got a silly bum one That says your name So I can go up to people When I can say I've got your name on my bum

And they really believe me Yeah, I think if you I think Gary from If you throw back But Jordy Shaw he's got that as well Wait, so how often he'd be nice to prove it And you just whip it out Well, it's kind of at the top So I can just throw a little slip But I got my inspiration from Steve O'Laxley Steve O'Laxley was a bum It's actually quite a clever one I guess it's a conversation starter, isn't it Yeah Wait, so Definitely is Wow, so then you'll just be out on a bar You do the lines You've had a few And then you But he'd be showing people You're cracking more than novice Definitely You think Does it count? Does it count as one of my mentions for novice today? Oh, Hannah Yeah She'll be cracking They deal with your insurance claim and everything Thanks for that, Claire Kayla, your husband Doesn't have an ex-tidu But he does have a whore on his bum Hi, he has the KFC logo with the Koon all-save Did he win KFC for a year? No, but he did go into KFC And pull his pants down and ask for a free t-shirt

And did it work? Yeah, he's got an restraining order They actually did They did send him away gift box I think I feel like getting a tattoo of a brand like KFC on your bum Or anywhere on your body deserves light Like that should be free KFC for life But they didn't ask for it I know, but he's a walking billboard, isn't he? He got a gift box Well, not really He had to pull your flash pants Wait, if he's wearing a pair of speedos, can you see it? Uh, no, no, I don't know Maybe Also, it's quite close to the anus Hmm Okay I wonder how the Colonel feels about that Somebody else says that they have two eyes on metric And a smiley face when he bends over He's got two faces That's clever Me and my dad and my brother have matched in teddy bears on our bum That's from Jen Got there's a lot of people listen to the show That have tattoos on their bottoms I've got to see that they've got a snake that snakes around The top of their torso down to the bottom And then disappears into their crack Oh wow

This person's been $2,000 on laser removal To get rid of An angry Pac-Man was sharp teeth With blood dripping in a monobrow Classy How can we change so much That you were like paying thousands of dollars To get rid of something But at one point you wanted it so badly You sat through pain and money to get it Especially it always shocks me with the big ones Like people would have had a full back tattoo Yeah And then they've gone actually I don't want that now And they get it removed Like you just need to be sure That's crazy, isn't it? Yeah Yeah Anyway Someone else got a QR code That leads them somewhere ridiculous Oh that's funny I feel like if it's a QR code And people scan it And you rip roll them With that replacement That's kind of clean Yeah Something like that's fun Maybe they can be your first tattoo Dan He's got a tattoo It's an airplane for Tatlisplif Yeah right on my like ankle No one ever sees it That's so cute I'm gonna get a QR code in my forehead though Rip roll people If you get free KFC For life KFC Talk to Dan Yeah

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