Random Stuff-8/28/2026

0:00about to find out. Say something. Something. Okay. We're going just for this because that's it's worth it works. Yeah it works. What was wrong with it last time? Technico difficult piece. Bit difficult piece. And before anyone says anything, here you go. It's done. It's 12. All right. We're going to continue now. You are fine. But you restart the whole thing because it's a little thing. You do. I ever want a little choice up. Okay. Here we go. All right. Now I got to restart it. Are we ready? Out of our way. I don't know. Perfect. No, no.

1:03Here is nothing. Oh, that's a skinny one. Skinner. I said, that's it. Let. It's a little f**ker for Amazon. I would not want the eight bucks. I need no f**ker for me to get. Oh, that tip is... I... I... because most of the time when I close my knife, I'll do that and I'll catch it on my thumb and I'll be able to stop it. Okay, that one? Oh, no. Because... I mean, I still have my other one. I still have my switch over here, but I just wanted something a little smaller. It's the same... I mean...

2:04I do that. I very well could. But it's the same width as my... I mean, I'm right there. Right. Actually, yeah. So it's nice because it doesn't... And then if I throw something else in my pocket in front of all of them, it doesn't take up my entire pocket. Yeah. It's still like this nice. Man, my old... It sings old school, it's cool. Yeah. See, I don't even have to flip the wrist. I don't even have to flip my wrist. Oh, yeah. I have to flip mine just because if I don't. Well, yeah, you're good at flipping your wrist. We're dope. Good evening, everybody. Good evening. It is Friday, August 28th. 2006. I don't know the numbers.

3:05We're probably... I got the numbers right here, if you want to. Yeah. Now, don't turn that off. Oh, shit. That's fine. Here it goes. Nope, I didn't. Okay, we're check. See what happens when Tristalford's being charged? Because she's got to go work. Oh, Lord. Yeah, all right. She chose to work. Yeah. So we are at 14,920. 920. So we're up. We were 886 last two weeks ago. So 920. We got some... We got a ways to go. But... Thank you, everybody, for your continued support. I've noticed we've been getting a lot more views on Facebook. Thank you, please, like us. Start listening. Tell your friends, your hemorrhoids, your neighbors, your doctors, your gynecologist, as long as they have good depth respect and... Tell everybody you can. Actually, you want... So you want... I want you to marry her. Do you want me to go more in the depth with that?

4:07We can. And now it's wait until next week. Okay. Kind of one of those things that's just like I want to... What? Get the shit done and... What the hell is... L-Y-T-L-E? I don't know. Come here, mother. We got two in Chicago. Hey! All right. So... Obviously, if you've seen Crystal is not here tonight, she decided work was more important than podcast. That's a fix, but... So... Paul and I are running the shit. Hey, they're good. Nice to meet you. I love the Emperor. You'll be fine. So... The title of tonight's show is Random Shit. And that's what we have. We have Random Shits. But... I have a major announcement for everybody. Actually, two of them.

5:09I'm going to go with the first one first. Our friend and close follower of our show. Are you done? A friend of ours and a good follower of our show. Close friend of myself has written a book. Actually, he's wrote three, but he just picked the first one out to publish. It is on Amazon. And it's available on paper. It's available for... Kindle and you can actually get a hard copy of it. I know I said hard. Hey, hey, hey, hey. What's that? It's a hard copy. I said hard on purpose. A hard copy. I know. I had fun on a white foot. I had fun on a white foot. I didn't find it as well. So... And I don't care what people say, but I'm going to just...

6:11read just a snippet. That was announcement number one. That was announcement number one. And I will post it again. I posted it once on our page already. I will post it again soon. Probably tonight when we're done. Just because... Yeah. Just because. So... Are you a tipmunk now? Yes. I have... All three of his books. I was... He was nice enough to send them to me. And now I just have to go through and find the one that I want. Because you got a bear with me. I've been up since you know.

7:11That's cracking down. I had to work this morning. So... Sorry to have nothing. Yes. Not the right one. I do not... Oh, yeah, I do. Where did I put it? I got to find it. The word is word. I'm going to do a big gun. Yeah. Yeah. That's a done. Yeah. Okay. So what I'm going to do is I'm going to read just this snippet. The snippet. The snippet? The snippet. and the title of the book is called The Brothers King. And like I said, it is

8:22available on Amazon. I'll put the link up on the page. But this is from actually I'm going to read a note from the author because I want you guys to want to read the book. It's fantastic book. He is very proud of it. I'm very proud of him for it. So here we go. This is from the book The Brothers King Ashport 1926 from Mark History Ops. So a note from the author. Some stories come from imagination. A writer sits down at the desk in a room and he has invented in his mind. A city that does not exist. Characters who never breathed. A world assembled from fragments of reading and dreaming and the particular way the light fell. One afternoon through a window he was staring out of. Those stories are real too. They have their own

9:28honest truth. The truth of something made rather than found. This one came from life. I've been thinking about Ashport for a long time. The city itself. The rain slicked elevated railways. The speakeasies with their jazz bleeding through the walls. That officially contained nothing. The river trade that gave the place at spine and other trade that gave it its characters. All of that came from imaginations stitched together from every day. Every American city I have ever walked through in the dark. From every corner I have turned and found a world operating just below the surface of the one I thought I was in. Ashport Aspiction. I invented it the way you invent the word for something you have already knew but never had named. The brotherhood between these two men that I did not invent. The way they move together. The way they think together. The

10:31silence between them that means more than most men's elaborate sentences. The specific completeness of two people who have understood some childhood that they are stronger together than they will be ever then they ever will be apart. And who have felt their entire world on that understanding without ever once having to say it out loud. I did not make that up. I recognized it because I have lived on the right side of it my whole life. I know what it is to have a brother who arrives when you arrive and leads when you leave and stands in the room with you in a way that makes the room different. I know what it has to have. I know it is to have someone besides you who knows what you're thinking before the thought has finished forming who fills the silence with the exactly the right weight who makes you better and sharper and more certain than you would ever be alone. Did you

11:35catch yourself? Fuck it up to. Yeah. Okay. My location is a fiction. Vincent Cain is a fiction. But the thing between them, the particular particular gravity of it, I have been up some three o'clock. I'm still doing better than your wife. It's a close one on that though. I know. I know. The gravity of it. The way they orbit the same center without ever colliding. That is true. I know it in my bones. I borrowed it from somewhere real and I am grateful for the loan. So I'm just gonna leave you all off on that for for right now. That's just part of the note from the author. And he's a very good friend of mine and he's a friend of yours. You know who it is. Oh, I know. So it sounds good. It does. It is very good. I'm sorry for reading it. I just have to

12:38have time to finish it. Yep. So I will put that on the page tonight. Check it out. It's on Amazon. It's called the Cain Brothers. Mark Histropps is the author. It says it's a pen name. But I am actually receiving the second printed book. And it will be autographed and signed and he didn't. All that needs shit. And it even says I'm the cover not for resale. Nice. It's the second printing. There you go. As he's already sold one to somebody in one of his games. So he sold one already. Nice. So I will put that up. Check it out guys. It's a fantastic book. I've read all three of them. They haven't been the other two haven't

13:41been released yet. He's going to start a fourth one. But that's going to be a spin off. And then the brother's cane has done it's only a three plus a one. And it's done. It starts here and ends here. And it is it is fantastic. I've been working with him sorting shit out. Yeah. And throw shit against the wall to see what sticks. Hopefully it's not very sticky. Just if it's this shit. No. But it's a very good book. I highly recommend it. It's time Kindle. It's available for hard cop paperbacks. So check it out. The Cain Brothers post a link on our page. That's the first exciting news. The second exciting news.

14:46Uh oh. You're coming out the closet. I've already done that a long time ago. I came out of the water closet. I came out of the bathroom. I'm coming. I'm coming. We drink bitch and I hear do by officially announced. And we are going to invite all of you. The Facebook live. Check bitch. It's something to do. Yes. Tech bitch needs something. You do that day. Damn. What day is it? We don't we haven't picked the date. Have it. Oh, is it what we talked about? Okay. Okay. So a couple of years ago, if y'all remember that obviously Paul proposed the crystal almost three years. It's almost been three years. Yeah. Almost been three years. I think well come November. Yep. It'll be three years. Yep. Yep. So then for I'm getting fat.

15:54I'm a fat. Well, you look at the camera ads 10 pounds. You're fine. Dude, I know 130 pounds. Dude, I don't five fat people. You're three of them. That's all good. So Paul got down on one knee to propose to crystal on the show. Fall that up like two years later. I got down on one knee and promised head drink bitch promise not to marry me. So we've decided this year and next year and March somewhere is around there. We're going to have a commitment ceremony to commit to each other with the ring not to marry each other. Are you going to have a crystal? We're going to have crystal and probably most

16:57step that Charlie doing it. We got to work out some details. Yeah. But and y'all are invited to be a Facebook Live. We've got to get the text picture to do. Yeah. Yeah. He can run around with the camera. I do it with the camera. Don't worry. I got to go pro. Oh god. Yeah. We'll do live on that one too. Plus I got the mics. So I get the ring the live for you. And hopefully it's not going to be like 900 degrees. I know. That was fucking miserable. Yeah. Yeah. It was supposed to be. It was supposed to be. All right. Honestly, it was supposed to be really nice. It was. It was. It was. But it was fucking hot. It was like. It was like Hades himself came over and was like. That yeah. That's how you do many times that day. I wanted to go jumping that damn like it was right there.

18:04Even though it was rain and I don't care. It's moved. And then when we got into the reception, the air wasn't working. I know. Let it fall. But it's the big outside. I didn't go in there until after everybody was already in there. Yeah. Well, yeah. Because we were taking pictures outside and stuff like that. And then we all went in. Yeah. So I found this one. And I don't know. You're. Oh, the shoe, but the you, but the you wait. Not you. No, I'm. He's thinking. All right. Well, while he, well, the wheel is spinning, but the gerbil is dead. I wonder if we have anybody from,

19:07I want to say Tennessee that watches this. Yeah. I know. Right. I really want to know. And more specifically from district 31 in Tennessee. Right. We break. Send them breaking up into like hunger game district. No, no, I know somebody that you know somebody. Oh, I know a lot of people. Holy shit. You know, a body boy. Yeah. But from district 31, it's about a body of mine. That's actually running for office. Independent. What are Republicans? Democrat. So what? When it be easier for him to drive. Oh, my God. I mean, just saying he's probably about his out of shape as I am. Camera ads. What? He is at S. He is running independent.

20:12If you're from district 31, I want to say Tennessee, I would look for my phone is dead. Go vote for your local veteran. What's his name? How's about to get there? His name is Michael Woodley. All right. Cool guy. I served with him. Went to basic together. Awesome guy. Get your ass out there and vote for him. If you're in that district or anything else, hell, hopefully he runs from fucking president. I vote. I vote for him. And we don't get political. No, I didn't. I don't know. That's going. Anyone that's going independent. Hey, shit. More power. Independence, we need more independent because it's Republican. Democrat, but there's six, seven, eight, nine, 12 other parties, but they only push Republican and

21:16Democrat. Yeah. Your independence, your libertarians, your green party, your tea party, there's all kinds of different parties. Tea party. We're not talking Boston Tea party over here. So, so the first random stuff, I thought mine was random, then we're going to get to actually happened in Jamesville. Oh, Lord. And I did not hear about this until I was perusing the diaper that is look at the face and occasionally shit splatters on my wall that I get out and oh, no, no, oh, maybe, so apparently there was a store in Jamesville called hemp 1848. Okay, where in Jamesville? Okay. But so this is kind of a random, so let me, let me read this and

22:32we'll, we'll try to make something of this. Okay. Okay. The arrest of a Jamesville retail cannabis operator has put the hemp derived THC market under a microscope by both local critics of cannabis laws and by one statewide political party. That's probably Republican party. Some local residents are outraged over the arrest of Jerry McCoy, the operator of hemp 1848. He was arrested last week and charged with selling strains of cannabis material that are illegal in Wisconsin. The residents say McCoy is being unfairly targeted in the crackdown. The Libertarian Party of Wisconsin, long a proponent of free markets and personal freedoms, came out loudly this week in opposition to the Coise of sudden arrest. It came after a raid of

23:36several of his hemp 1848 store locations, August 19, that punctuated months-long investigation of McCoy's products, many prepared and packaged by hemp 1848. Police testing shows huge amounts, tens of thousands of grams of THC that McCoy's hemp had packaged for sale, contained a high potent seeds of illegal Delta 9 THC, which is considered lawful and only states that have legalized cannabis. In Wisconsin, the law only allows THC derived from hemp material that has a minuscule amount of Delta 9 less than 0.3 tenths of a percent. The basic framework under which hemp derived THC sellers are allowed to operate here

24:39is embedded in the 2018 Federal Farm Bill that created a loophole allowing hemp-based products to be legal for sale nationally, including in Wisconsin, where recreational and additional marijuana remain illegal. Fuck just make it fucking legal at this point. Delta 9 is the chemical and cannabis that is psychoactive. Hemp derived THC converts chemically to become similarly psychoactive, but only when heated are burned. The distinction between hemp THC and marijuana is thin and opponents of McCoy's arrest say he is being accused under a patchwork of set flaws that are increasingly triconian given widespread legalization in many states. Including a state that is a half an hour of fucking away. Yeah, I'm from Jensville.

25:46Yeah, I'm not going to go on with that one because it's depressing. The guy should not. I mean, what's the big... What's the fucking big deal? I mean, it's not a gateway drug, maybe to the refrigerator, but I mean, it means you want to just go, I can hear colors. I mean, it's no secret. People that know me off the podcast know I do partake in smoking occasionally. It's not the one I'm getting attacked. It's not my type of... I don't think I'm going to leave. I'll take my blanket and I'll go home leave. I pay them in my home, like far. I pay majority of the rent. Anyway,

26:47I don't have that relic. So, it never has... It makes me sit right here. I enjoy it once in a while. Yeah, see, I'm the complete opposite. I don't like the whole... It's almost like it's out of body experience. You got the one. There's two different... Oh, yeah. I don't know what's going on. I get the stuck in the couch. Oh, I was stuck in the couch. I was stuck in a chair, actually. I was just like... Okay, I'm floating. Everything in my body, but I'm not in my body. Yeah. It was one of those. I was just like, what the fuck? Bro, try to clear in a bowl going in and sit on the toilet and thinking you got a five hour shit and you don't have it on there. And you got pink Floyd going perfectly now.

27:58He would do it again. That was the best try of all the shit I've ever had. And then with the ass plaster, the full water once. Who? That was an old life. It was a beautiful thing. I haven't seen colors because I had a toilet light too. The best side of the point. Those were the day you were in touch at hell there. Yeah. So I mean, I don't see what the big difference is. A big deal is on a week. I think, okay, so my own opinion, you shouldn't be able to drive. They need to come up with some sort of test or something that can detect marijuana in your system and be able to actually test it while you're driving.

29:00All right. If you get pulled over for doing under the speed limit or whatever else. And they suspect they actually fucking suspect you of being under the influence. I'm not talking about any of these jackasses like pull you over and you're talking normally to them. And oh, well, we suspect you of driving under the influence. There you go. What's going on? No, get the fuck out of here with that bullshit. You ain't building a toilet. So it's so the cuff will it? Spots and I'm like, get the fuck out of here. But okay, but by you're saying then, they need to do something like that for alcohol. They have something like that for alcohol. Alcohol impairment, they have test for. They have standardized test for. All right.

30:01No, not even that. It's it's the one, two, three, four, four, three, two, one. I can't even do that fucking sober. Exactly. I can't even go to cheer it. I'm sober. It's it's I hate bad balance. It's say your alphabet from Eta. Yeah, you eat a normal you're coming any normal person can do it backwards. Nope, not backwards. Not backwards. Say the alphabet from E to P without singing. E to P. No, I don't want to eat a peak. No, I already did. Thank you. Okay, it'll take you a second because you're you're so used to saying it from A to Z. But take a second. No, okay, EFGHIJKLMNLP. Right down my leg. Exactly. And boom.

31:01It's it's a simple things like that. Don't have the mental capacity to be able to do that sober. And then well, some people don't put and then hey, look, even if you blow under a point 08, you could still get it for DUI. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, you could still get it. Yeah, it's their discretion. Yeah. I'm saying I smoke. I don't fucking go anywhere, man. I put my ass on the couch. Exactly. I mean, if you're going to if you're going to legalize marijuana, right, legalize this Delta 9, legalize THC, legalize whatever the fuck else they had out there. I'm not a counselor and stuff. So I shoot. There needs to be some standardized testing that you can do to go. Hey, look, I haven't smoked it in five hours. All right.

32:02Five hours. I got the lunch. My mom's on plus half out. Five hour mark. I'm looking for food. I don't even know how long it was when I did mine. I was. It was crazy. But I mean, it was the first time doing it too. So first and only time doing it. No, I mean, so I was done it in a while, but it was crazy. I think it was crazy. I mean, dumb is. And just so you all know, I did do it legally. I did go over across the border. So yes, I'm in Wisconsin right now. I did go across the border. We're good. I don't think anybody gives a shit. I hate nobody's gonna call. I told you how does that make you feel?

33:06I mean, pain is all your. We're on the air. Oh, air. So yeah, I mean, pain is good. It makes you make sure you're still. I don't see what they do. I don't see what they do. But I mean, honestly, at this point, just fucking legalize it. Exactly. I mean, Johnny, you're fine. You can still get a DUI if you're, if you blow a point zero one. All right. If you take a thing of mouthwash that has listerine that has alcohol in it, you're a point zero one. We take well to get that out of the hole. Yeah. And if you eat poppy seeds, you piss dirty. Like heroin. Yeah. That's why I don't eat poppy seeds. You can't even have fucking hot dogs. Well, poppy seed buns. I don't even know if they still make them. They're good. They're sesame seed buns. They don't poppy seed mutton. Shooter.

34:07Yeah, I mean, I'm sure if it's like very like trace amounts, it probably wouldn't. Oh, yeah. It's still poppy. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. People have gotten popped on drugs test for eating poppy seed buns. They get a nice little one. But I know when I get, oh, yeah. I know when I get a picture of the food. Because fuck it. Take my blood. You're blanking on me. Because that's your blanket. My blanket. My blanket's right here. That's my own blanket. Well, who's fault does that? I don't know. So I'm flanking for hoping to. All right. Well, who's fault does that? And I have to have a tip on it. You didn't get me none? It's a lot. No. You don't want to drink this? You didn't put any pepper in it? No, I put salt. I don't do pepper. Peaches.

35:07Pineapple. Cold peaches. Really any fruit. Really any fruit. Strawberry is not so much. I've done it. And I did it. More yogurt. That's good. I've never tried. I was talking more like a pineapple or. It just pineapple. Grapefruit. Grapefruit's pretty good. Apricot. But grape, but also. Now, here's where it gets kind of fucked up. It's way too touch. Put sugar on it. Put a little bit of sugar on it. Put it over sugar on it. Bro, don't do that again. He had him, but tell me. Put a little sugar on it. And don't do that again. Yeah. For dough. For town. I'm giving. I can leave enough to it too. Bastard. Yeah. So I mean, I don't see it. The food deal. And Baba. I mean.

36:07There's other fucking stores here. Talented sell the shit. Ching. You can drive five minutes down the road and go to the. I don't know. Right there on Gardiner. I want to go check it out. What the one on Gardiner? Yeah. Never been in there. Neither have I. I'm going to go down there and check it out. Go talk to them. See what they got. Delta nine. Oh, so, okay. Delta nine is a strain of THC, right? Yeah, the. Or is it. That's part of, I think. A cloud. Wire tab. Alexa. Wire tab. What is Delta nine? Delta nine or Delta nine tetrahydrocanabinol. THC. Oh, is the primary psychoactive inabinoid in cannabis that gives you a high?

37:09It's a schedule I controlled substance in the US. Those some states allow its medical or recreational use. Okay, so basically it's what gets used to hide. Yeah. The weed is just a vessel. Yep. Delta nine THC is the main thing that gets you high by hitting CB1 receptors in the brain. Thank you, Alexa. Daddy. You got it. Oh, I could help clear that up. You into science or just curious about the chemistry? I want to start growing it. Oh, my God. I can't provide guidance on growing controlled substances, but I'd be happy to chat about other gardening projects you might be working on. Oh, goodnight Alexa. You too. Sleep well. And I'll be here if you need anything else to do. I had an argument with Ziggy earlier today too.

38:10All the hard. You got the phone charger over there? Of course she does. Yeah. Yeah. Can you plug this thing in? Incoming. Elf-groder. The most tip. Incoming. Oh, I want to toss it at her. I'll miss. I know. And then I would know one of it all night. I don't want to broken phone. Exactly. Yeah, it is kind of tough. I know. I'll find her on my right side. Yes. But it's slightly lovable. Especially when you... I'll let you, but I'll never find it. Especially when it's moody. It overgrows and I'm feeling quite right yet. I'm sorry. Well, I have from my head at the right. The other has the green. Let's see what else I've got to... I mean, you're the leader of the shit show today. I'm just here for a cap... comedic relief and questions.

39:12Or throwing the shit show up a little bit. Yeah, you have open. You're going to do the one that... not all heroes work here. That's what I'm going to do. Go ahead and have open. You sent it to the group. Wow, that's a right... Okay. Why? Well, you do that. I'm going to steal some kind of cheese if that's okay. Really? I'm not a human. Yeah, so... Shit. And I can't see yet. I'm not sure. I'm just not reading to see. I can't believe it. I don't think I'm going to be able to see my first one. I don't think I'm going to be very good.

40:16All right, so... I'm going to go blah blah. I... I call this one. I look the wrong. Not all heroes wear capes. And this is actually coming... You did it for yourself. I'm not sure. This is actually coming from Mother Russia. And props to this guy. This took colonies of steel. But if it was my daughter, I would have done the same goddamn thing. Don't start. Hands down. Stop going everything out of there. And I would have done it with a smile on my face. Excuse me, by the way, that was dinner just coming back up.

41:23Do not give it back to him. I'm cold. I'm not having a neighbor with you. And these... So here we go. Coming from Mother Russia. And maybe... Our listeners with daughters, whether it be a... a mom or a dad, but somebody with a six-year-old daughter... Yeah. Dad makes friend dig own grave and kill himself after raping his daughter who was six years old. A Russian father. And hell yeah, you damn right, I would make somebody dig their own fucking grave and shoot them themselves if they rape my six-year-old daughter.

42:25A Russian father after uncovering severe abuse of liquid upon his six-year-old daughter, took drastic measures against her abuser. He compelled the man to dig his own grave in the woods before persuading him to take his own life. Yes. A Russian father driven by a shocking discovery of abuse against a six-year-old daughter, forced her a view through to dig his own grave in the woods and subsequently convinced him to commit suicide. Now these are Russian names, so I'm just gonna paraphrase this. You know you don't fucking try this one. Try it. Hey. Free, free, free, free pass. I'll try the name. I gotta look at the name for it. I gotta look at the name too. But I mean... And...

43:28You should be able to pronounce the last name. Yeah. The first name? You're gonna butcher and it's gonna be fucking great. Have at it. Yeah. That was why you... Well, calm, Slav. You did it, Pavel. Well, calm, Slavsav. Make it easier. The man Slavsav, 35, discovered harrowing footage of his daughter being sexually abused and confronted Oleg, Syri Dolf, 32, who is calm count all off. Oh my god. Who is both Slavs ex-friend and the child's babysitter. What the hell, Pavel? Well, that's fucked up. In the disturbing footage, the young girl desperately fledes. Olga, that's enough. I can't take anymore.

44:29I want to go home. After tracking him down, the confrontation led to events causing Syri Dolf's death. Initially, charge would murder the investigation concluded. Syri Dolf died from wounds he inflicted upon himself. He died from terminal stupidity. Okay. Mattressov, Solv received an 18-month prison sentence serving 12 months before his early lease in 2022. Public opinion and Russia rallied behind Solv when details emerged about how he dealt with his daughter's predators. Upon regaining freedom, Solv took the social media posting a picture emblematic of his relief subtitled home love very much.

45:31Despite only being convicted for inciting's hood-offs to suicide as ruled by Oh Jesus, fuck. Get 10 up off the wall, rap. Are you shocked, Dunzer? Krasnoglitsky. K-R-A-S-N-O-G-I-L-I-N-S-K-Y. So, kind of coffee? Sure, what she said. We'll call coffee. Coffee court in Samara, Mastrov, Solv, a former rocket engineer factory employee avoided a potential 15-year sentence for murder.

46:32You know what these names are just getting worse and worse? It's a problem. One name, no. Hats off to Solv. One sugar. Yep. Making the other guy kill himself for rafing his six-year-old daughter. And I hope that's off to you, sir. Salute. I hope you're listening. May this find you in good health. Salute drink. Yeah, okay. Maybe that one wasn't as good as I wanted. But damn. I forgot about that. Yeah. Ah. I mean, I had one about, ah, another one about Jamesville murder before my phone died. I've seen it down now, Facebook.

47:33Oh, that reason one is shooting? Possibly. It looked like dude had like a beluga head and kind of a beard like mine almost. But a baby. Is this the one you sent me? Huh? Oh no, that's the one I read, look Lord. I gotta find some new ones. Oh shit, what was that one? And you didn't even do your keep it classy, Florida. I didn't have any Florida, bro. Damn. I know. Florida needs the fucking stuff with us. Florida, what the hell? I know Jamesville's been taking over lately. Oh, here we go. Uh-oh.

48:33I can no longer support the girl's house. Why does he have a head? Why do you need them? Oh, I love their fucking cookies. But I can't anymore. The girl's scouts of America became a disgraceful organization several years ago when it was revealed that it allowed boys to join. We have the boy scouts. All right, okay, just wait. I'll wait. I'll wait for it and then down a little bit please. I'll wait for it. That is bad enough. However, they have official officially decided to outwoke themselves. Oh, girl scouts of America is reportedly offering Muslim badges. If Scott scouts learned the pillars of Islam and visit mosques.

49:48Fuck you. There you go. All that. Go ahead. Let's you finish that one. No, that's all basically. As he girls scout troops across the US are incorporating Islamic religion instruction, prayer and activities and discounting programs according to new investigation by White House correspondent, Natalie Winters. Winters reported that the mosque based troops in several states have used girls scout programming to teach Islamic practices, including prayer, Ramadan and hygiene. The examples appear to involve individual troops and local councils, rather than national nation wide requirement imposed on all girls scout. So it's up to pretty much itself to the individual troops to actually put put that into effect. Yeah. That's so fucked up.

50:55Well, I want to know if if the girls scouts could fight to join the boy scouts, why are the fucking girls scout still even around? Because the cookies are too damn good. I know guys can't boys can't bake supposed to like. But you can you can have yeah, I think. And then they change you to just scouts. No longer boys guys, no, it's just scouts. I mean, to some point, I can I understand it because survival isn't just about a boy anymore. Right, you you probably went through boy scouts. Right, I never did. Now you never got kicked out of those too many brownies.

51:59You see what? You know you're not supposed to pick up the brownies from the ground. You know that right? Well, when they fall out of a tree, you think. And they land on your face. What could you do? I'll catch you. I'm a boy scouts. Do holes. You can't like a six pack. I. You know why you can't see black people at night. Let's say smile. Because prisons don't have nighttime visiting hours. That's fucked up. Ah, that's fucked up.

53:03Anyway, you were saying, but um, boy scouts. So yeah, boy scouts are more for like survival out in the wilderness. And how to build a fire. How to use a snare trap. How to make traps. Well, you survive. I don't know what it is now. Right. Now it's probably talking about your feelings and tiptoings through the two lip. Probably. But what? So boy scouts, why can't a girl? Why can't my daughter go through? Well, that's survival. I know that. And I mean, because honestly, I'm like that, that should. Awesome to me. I have not. I don't have a problem with that. But it just it's the. Then it should be it just. But I mean that I know what I want to say, but I'm trying to.

54:09But that's how it started. Well, my daughter isn't the. Not saying she is because I mean she's glued to a tablet. But my daughter's in the survival stuff. Why can't she go into the boy scouts and actually put her out into the fucking wilderness with. Other people. And hey, look, this is how you actually call the fire. This is actually how you build a fire. This is how you start a fire. Oh, yeah, you're a teacher. Oh, yeah. Oh, and trust me, I would. I don't know. I trust her. I'm actually. I wouldn't even match his health. Old school. Do you really want. Now, or is that some more like this? No disrespect. You really want her to learn how to start a fire. Oh, once she gets a little bit older, that could be very dangerous. I know. Just.

55:10I love her to death. But it'd be the same for him. Yeah, I teach him about survival. I teach him. Do you even know where you can grow little little little babies? Oh. Hopefully, hopefully, no, where I'm going. Yeah, my, my, my kids can know how to grow their own food. They know how to fish. I told them how to hunt. They're good. I told them how to hunt. Builder being able to build a lean to being able to make your own shelter out in the middle of nowhere. And the forest or health. So you survive a fucking plane crash. God forbid, but I mean, you survive a plane crash.

56:11And you're out in the middle of fucking nowhere. Well, there's trouble, but you don't want to build a fucking fire or you don't know how to trap to stick into a spear so you can get a fish. You know, I mean, you have a nice survival. I mean, you don't even need a nice teacher. I've taught my kids how to read an episode. I taught them how to read a compass. And I taught them how to read a topple map. Honestly, a topple map. I like. So military. It's, it's a map, but it has all the topography and everything else included in it. Honestly, that's how I find my land that points is I use the.

57:16I go, okay, hey, look, I know this point is going to be have about halfway down a little, little hill. And so so I know where I am topple maps are. And I know the direction that I need to go. And I just hold maps are very nice. And I'm going to have a top graph of the land and look, there's a point right there. Topped maps are some that would creep on entire generation. See, finally, how he's looking like he's going to be out here in a few minutes. And the time he goes out will be done and we're going to have to wake him up again. We still got at least a half an hour to go because we're not even that an hour yet. Really? Because remember how I had to fucking restart. We had the pre-com show and it wasn't catching it through.

58:17I don't even know why we have these on anyways because it's all coming through here. But and it wasn't well catching this. I'm going, huh, I don't fucking know. But yeah, that's the whole reason for that. But I mean let her let the girls join the boy scouts. How even let the boys join the girls because they're I ain't gonna lie. There are some pretty fucking feminine men out there that are like, what the fuck? But there's also some really manly women out there. Crikey here we see that wild lesbians on their natural habitat. Butch. I mean you ain't wrong.

59:18I did. I want to I want to get that again. Then that way I can. Reposted on the page. What's on. The book. I want to see if I can. I'll lie that time. I'll find out. Shit, shit, shit, shit. I'm even sure. Sorry.

1:00:21Wait stretching your shirt. Oh. Yes. I'm out of the need. I'm getting my baby. I. Well, I found it. Now I'm going to have to go to our website, our web page and. Oh, and post it. Yeah, I might actually be able to get it on here. I might be just that much of an idiot. Well, now the word is going to block us up.

1:01:23I mean there's a thing right there too. 15 year old boy. Go back. Something right there. All right. Go forward. I'm going to go ahead and. I'm not sure that's life. Hey. I posted it on August 21st everybody. But I'm going to go ahead and read. Hey, I gotta keep it classy Florida. Oh, shit. I actually go. So woman rested after driving through gate near Mara Lago. Okay. Mara Lago estate in Palm Beach, Florida.

1:02:24Florida. So woman was rested by long. I'll say okay. So. Long for a rest of no woman Tuesday night. Because she was acting strange and a secret service checkpoint outside. President Trump's estate in Palm Beach, Florida. Um, quickly turn into police for sewage ocean. Full of our being shut down for over three hours. Apparently. Oh, excuse me. Alexa. Swarf. Swarf. SCH. ARF. That's an interesting word. What's on your mind about swords? What the fuck? Nothing. Hush. Okay. Oh, nothing. Hush.

1:03:25Okay. So. Well, shoot true. If you please, I need. Alexa Swarf 29 of. Oh, I'm a butcher this city name. Lux Hatchie. Lux, Luxa Hatchie. Close enough. Um. Black. Station. L-O-X-A-H-A-T-C-H-E. You could pronounce it better than me. So. I'll go in there and I'll get you a soda. Okay. One more time for a slow kids on the back. L-O-X-A-H-A-T-C-H-E. H-O-X-A-E. Talks all I got.

1:04:26Um. So, probable cause at the David. Way to go. I'm over here trying to read some. And you're over here playing again. Funks. I'm just like white. Right. So she drove a gray Hyundai SUV into a closed checkpoint in the bath and tennis clubs west parking lot without authorization. Um. She went on a joy ride. Pretty much. She parked her vehicle next to a vehicle screening tent. Exited the vehicle and turned on a hose. Secret service agent as, hey, look. Who the fuck you are?

1:05:26Where did they get a hose? I have no idea. It just says that she got out of her car, turned on a hose. Secret service agent walked up to you and go, who are you? She goes, I'm here for the car wash. What is that telling you? Already. That's fine. If y'all aren't sure, let's find out. Um. Secret service made multiple attempts to ascertain her identity. I'm empty. Wow identity. Tell me you heard me fuck that word up. Drink bitch. We got a whack fuck drink and he's empty.

1:06:28I was trying to get some more anyway. Not that way. She got back in her car, ignoring orders to stop and drove toward one of the agents, forcing him to jump out of the way. I'm sorry. That's deadly force. Um. Her vehicle was discovered shortly thereafter. Less than a mile away from Trump's privately owned club. A full boss. And another property. Front gate was locked down and her car was in the driveway. Local police in Palm Beach County Sheriff's deputies moved up the driveway in order to get out of the SUV. Um. I'm going to start kind of reading I had just kind of summarize it.

1:07:29Short apparently drove toward a officer, forcing him to jump out of the way to avoid getting hints. She also drove at another officer while attempting to leave causing him to dodge. We call her car fuck drinking. He's out. Shame or you want straight soda straight soda. I'm gonna stop. We're gonna. Now you got to go to the bathroom. Okay. I'm chaos ensued. Um, they tried to conduct a felony stop ordering her to turn off the engine and step out of the car. She still didn't comply prompting officers to place stop six beneath her tires and to break the rear windshield.

1:08:30Along with driver side window. Then. W. E. W. P. E. C. Whatever the hell that is. Pitbull. Okay. So. Schwartz pitbull jump out of the car and charge at the police biting one of them in the process. An officer shot the dog twice. Dog was unfortunately killed. And Swarth was. Remove from the car and arrested now she's facing two. Thank you. Trouble. I've seen that look before. Oh, that looks like Pennywise. Yeah, it does. What do you want? I'm not.

1:09:31My body's chin. She's facing two counts of aggravated assault with a vehicle. Filony fleeing and resisting an officer without violence. Okay. They could trouble. Why do people insist on doing stupid shit like that? That's where I get the where all the idiots. And then they get in trouble and they get hurt and then they win and they bitch and they complain and they cry. I'm not feeling your petting butt. I mean, if you want to see what she looks like, he was almost out. Wow. That's a dude. It really does look like it. The eyebrows need to be blocked. I don't know if it's fun for you. I've heard don't do that.

1:10:31It needs a nose job too. You know who that looks like? Great. Oh, no. Oh, fuck. What actor was actor? Actor. Oh, shit. I can't think of. What the name is. Yeah. Well, you can. Yeah. Yeah. I don't really have much of anything else.

1:11:32I don't know. There is a. I will post it because I just found out about it. Earlier this morning. So I do apologize. One of drink pitches family members was. I don't know if it was. I don't know if it was. I don't know if it was. It was. It felt. What this. Cosms was. Involved in a motorcycle accident. I didn't say. It was.

1:12:32It was. It was. I said one of your cousins. You said. No, I didn't. You did. Did I say. I wouldn't. I really wasn't. I got a little rant for you. So. We all know that. This is something I just found out yesterday. We all know that I was down and get more from 17 or 16 to 17. All right. Apparently there was a. Detainee released. Shortly after I got on to the island.

1:13:37There. You're big. I wish. I've seen a video on YouTube. I was talking about. Said. Detainee. He was taking into custody in. 2001. He was in camp X-ray. For a little while. And then. He got moved around and eventually ended up in camp Delta. This is all on. Online. You can do. Research for it and everything else. He wrote a. Book about being in. And stuff that. I am happy.

1:14:38To discuss. And then. I was. I was. I was. I was. Because. When I was in Gitmo. There were. Prisoners and there were detainees. A detainee has. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I can't. I can't. I will have to find it back on Facebook and now send it to you. and everything else and both should like that right?

1:15:46I am... is what it is. If he was actually there, he was released. I want to say, and... now, what am I now? In October of 16, I'm going to have to actually look it up so I'm not in the speaking. I am going to turn it down actually. All right, how did he turn it so on it, like you could have told him your story. Did he車, in coming weeks ago?

1:16:49Did he really see it Mir נעב? What am I now? I don't know, molded sly he was released in October 2016 he was captured in 2002 transferred to Gintmo in 2003 and remain there for over a decade. Great, who had it? Is there for 13 years? Okay, cool, fun. My whole thing is so apparently it reduced the number of detainees I get from 61 to 60. I can't confirm that because I wasn't gonna count these motherfuckers.

1:17:50One little two little three little go herter four little five little six. Um, But gatesco my munch. I answer. Hi Clooney. You don't cheer. No, we don't stop. You don't need to go to bed you little bird. I remember actually one of these guys being cleared for a release because he was there, but he is now a, which I'm not surprised about. He is now a advocate for the detention facility of Gipmo to be closed down.

1:18:58And for all of these goat herders and goat fuckers to be released, there is something I will disagree with forever. No one has heard plus they palm left over from them. I mean I can't disagree with that one. I mean we gotta get rid of it eventually. I didn't even get more was still open. So this is Wikipedia. So as of January 6th, 2025, 15 detainees remain at Gipmo. I'm sure it probably won't, when I met him in this sheeperspaired, go under the, go over

1:20:01the people still there. I close out I could care less if it does. No, I'm gonna be there. Actually, oh, details about seven nets reported as suicide. And reports of attempted suicides or I get more suicide attempts, blah blah. It doesn't even give you two sh** in the back for a head over the suicide. I got you. I'm okay with that. That boy needs to go to bed. I know, look at the bags underneath his fucking eyes. What time's mom get home tonight? She won't get home till f**king almost midnight. I have one more punch sugar and give him to her when she walks in the door. Your turn. Yeah, right.

1:21:02Tempting. We love you, Crystal. We really do. We just forget just to know what's next today. But now he's been really good tonight. I'm really good all of the feedback. I don't know. I mean, that's a good thing. I have. I know you have. So I mean, I'm not gonna go too far into theft, but I don't want to see get more shut down. Oh, if it serves a purpose, because we're still pretty much at war with the Middle East, whether it's Pakistan, Afghanistan, Yemen, all of these other places.

1:22:04Middle East. I'm gonna just use Middle East as a whole. Okay. It serves a purpose because these guys, I'm not saying it. I'm not against the US and would love nothing more to than try to kill us. It's already bad enough than. Really, dear. You good? I have idea. Yeah. Oh, pack it full of sea foreign fucking like the pews and walk away. No, no, better yet. Transform all the China. Let them deal with them. Hey, back to presenting the COVID virus.

1:23:06I'll say what they do off air. At least what I've heard. Send them about your lesbians. You need a butt change, don't you? Here you go. Probably have some lesbians. Mm-hmm. And some good Lord. There's eight U-Shit for pants. I just got a whiff of something. Yeah, man. I'm sorry. There's gotta be him. Look at the look. His last was speaking quite a month earlier. It got that constipated look. Like you just squeezed something out of his cheeks. Earlier. Have you had the blowout all the way up the back yet? Yeah, many of them. Close.

1:24:06I haven't. The mystery blowout. I haven't had to deal with any of those, but it's came close. Or if I want the ones that I just love of my kids, or the ones that sound like elephants, dropping through a mud day. Oh, I've had that one. Look, he's making something for dad. I'm trying to see him earlier. He is so trying to stay awake. I'm waiting for him to come. It's full of my. What that means is that maybe we should wrap this up so we're not putting anything. Because I know you're tired. I'm tired. Oh, yeah. The kids tired. 90s in our own little world. We've been on the table at all late.

1:25:06So we are going to wrap it up tonight. Do you know are we going to be with next weekend being the holiday? Are we going to be? Or is that a white question? That's a white question. Well, she'll probably end up working anyway. She does work. As far as I know she does. Well, then that would be on you then. Because technically we're running the shit show. I mean, that depends on you. If you want to cancel it now and then two weeks from now come over anyways or. Labor day week. I possibly have what I was talking about. Anyway. That's next week. Yeah. So let's for right now. Let's go ahead and end. We'll have that conversation with us three. And I'm missing something. But okay. And we'll go from there because that way I can communicate that to Crystal probably tomorrow morning.

1:26:11When I wake up at. 6 a.m. You got to work? No. Oh my god. If I had to work tomorrow morning, I would throw punch some people. You would call him dead. So that's it for tonight folks. Thanks for joining us. I'm going to go back out Amazon. Look for the brothers. King. It's a great book. It's written by a really good close friend of mine. I consider him on my brother. Check it out. It's on Kindle. It's on paperback. You can get an actual physical. Hard copy of it or you can get it for your Kindle. Good night. So have a great night everybody. I'll see you right as of right now. We will see you next week. We'll keep you informed. Later. Now you ready to. Same. Yeah.

1:27:14Yeah. It's all outside. I'm not sure that I'm. Yeah. We'll be. I'm. A. Why. Why. We bid you all. You don't pay now.