Raven & Curtis: She Snorted… Then He Accused Her of THIS 😳🎧

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Raven is on the phone today for a first date follow up,

and she's getting ghosted by a guy named Curtis,

so in a few minutes,

we'll call him and see if he'll tell us why he's ghosting her

and maybe get her a second date.

But first, Raven, how long has it been

since you heard from Curtis?

It's been a couple of weeks.

Okay, that's kind of a while.

Have you tried to reach out to him in that time?

I've texted and called,

but he's just hasn't returned my calls.

Oh, no.

Okay, well why don't you tell us about the date?

Okay, well, the date went really well,

which is why this is like so confusing.

We had instant chemistry.

He's super confident and really attractive,

and he was a good listener,

which is also really attractive,

so it just went really, really well.

We went to the aburi,

and there was like a late night pop-up comedy show.

It was loud,

but it was like intimate,

it was small,

and we shared a bench.

I don't know,

and just like the chemistry was off the charts,

there were lots of leaning in inside jokes.

We were really flirty and laughing,

and it just felt like such an amazing date.

I don't know,

we just had the same kind of sense of humor, you know?

So the day went well,

we ended up going back to Curtis' place after,

and went really well.

It went really well.

So, you know,

we're laying in bed afterwards,

everything's relaxed,

we're having some pillow talk,

it was really soft and quiet.

Really, really.

So you went back,

and it wasn't just like to play games or for a nightcap,

like it went really, really, really well.

Like games?

It went really, really, really.

Okay.

Really, wow.

Thank you for clarifying me.

So we're joking a little bit,

and then here's where I don't know.

This is the moment that I can't get out of my brain.

It's mortifying.

Okay.

So we're joking,

and I was laughing at something small, you know?

And then I just, like,

my last, like, escalated,

and I started snorting.

Okay.

That happens.

I couldn't catch my breath,

and I started choking.

So I was laughing.

And, like, couldn't,

couldn't just, like, stop.

And he's sitting up,

he's patting my back,

he got me some water,

but, like,

I clocked it.

Curtis looked terrified,

like, what is happening with this chick right now?

It was just not great.

Oh, well,

it's definitely awkward.

I feel like it would be very dramatic

if he decided to be,

oh, she snorted and choked.

I mean, it's highly possible.

I wouldn't put anything above a dude,

but how did you leave it?

Like, so did you just, like,

get up and go,

okay, thank you.

I'm alive.

Bye.

Yeah.

I just left, you know,

I just, we woke up the next morning

and I was like, okay,

I...

Okay, and since then,

you've heard nothing from him?

Yeah.

I mean, I didn't,

I didn't text, like,

right away that day.

I waited, like,

two days,

and I texted,

and then I waited, like,

another day before I called,

and I just haven't heard back,

and I don't want to be

overbearing.

I just don't love ghosting

after I hook up.

Raven is on the phone,

and she's getting ghosted

by a guy named Curtis,

so we're about to call him,

and see if he'll tell us

why he's ghosting her

and maybe get her a second date.

But first, Raven,

why don't you break down

your dating and force real quick?

So we just went to this

little comedy pop-up

at a brewery,

and our chemistry

was off the charts,

and we were really flirty,

we went back to his place,

we had a really great time,

and then we were joking,

I was laughing,

the last just escalated

into a store,

into a closet

that just then wouldn't stop,

and I think it freaked him out,

and I left the next day,

and I haven't heard from him since.

Okay, well,

are you ready for us to call?

Yeah.

Alright, let's do it.

Here we go.

...

...

...

Yeah, hello.

Hi, may I speak to Curtis, please?

This is him.

Hey, Curtis, how are you?

This is a radio show.

It's called the Jubal Show.

Hi, Curtis, I'm Nina.

Hi, I'm Victoria.

And my name's Jubal, what's up?

What's up?

What's this all about?

Have you ever heard of the show before?

Yeah, of course.

Okay, great.

Well, we do the second one on the show

called the first day follow-up.

That's where if you ghost somebody,

they can email us to call you

and ask why you're ghosting them,

and we got an email about you from Raven.

Yeah, what happened?

This is going to be on the radio.

Yeah, she told us all about your date.

She said that it was probably

the best date she's ever had.

The most chemistry she's ever had with anybody,

but now you're ghosting her,

and she doesn't know why.

Would you mind telling us?

Yeah, I...

Oh, my God.

Okay.

Wow.

Sure.

So the morning after Raven left,

I went back in the bedroom,

and I noticed that my airpods were gone.

Do you think she saw your airpods?

Well, I checked a nice stand.

Not there.

Checked my charger.

Not there.

I checked my bed.

Not there.

They were right there on my nightstand.

Right there.

Like, but when did you see them last?

It sounds like there were some activities going on,

and it would be kind of hard to focus on airpods

in the moment.

So when was the last time you saw them right there?

I mean, before I went to bed,

like before I went to sleep.

Okay.

Hmm.

So you think she stole...

I remember checking.

I remember looking at them.

But...

So you think she stole your airpods?

Absolutely.

Yeah.

Huh.

Why would she steal your airpods?

I don't know.

Maybe her is...

Her is broke.

She...

She...

She loved mine.

I mean, they are, you know...

They're in the newer models,

so maybe they were attracted to her.

I don't know.

Well, that's pretty...

Like, I don't see anyone,

like, sleeping with someone,

and then just stealing their airpods.

I mean, but it still is a mystery

if your airpods are missing,

then what would have happened?

I mean, I don't know.

Could you have just lost them or misplaced them?

Are they under the bed?

I check...

I check literally ever...

I even check the bathroom.

Like why would I check that, you know?

Sure.

So yeah, I don't want to date somebody who steals my stuff.

That's why I didn't call her back.

Hmm.

Okay.

As understandable,

I wouldn't want to date somebody who steals my stuff either.

In Curtis, Raven is on the phone and wants to talk to you.

Oh.

That's right.

She's...

The hair.

She's on the phone.

Uh...

Listen, I'm not calling you back

because you are a thief.

Hello!

I'm not a thief.

I didn't steal your airpods.

Those were my airpods.

It took them out of my bag when we got to your place.

Why?

And I put them on the charger,

so I would have them

because one, I didn't know how the night was going to go.

So they needed to be fall for if I was going home that night.

And I need my airpods to sleep.

I need to listen to a podcast or music or something

because I can't sleep.

I need some white noise.

Okay.

That makes it worse.

What?

That's what I do.

Why is that worse?

How does that make it worse?

Okay.

Because now I'm picturing you coming over

with backup earpods.

Airpods.

But that's so that she isn't still yours.

Back up.

I just bring them everywhere.

I just have them.

I just wanted to charge them again.

In case I would go home that night.

I don't know.

One of them to have to listen to.

But then also I flipped over.

And I need to listen to things to sleep.

I can't just sleep in a new place with no noise.

I need a little bit of background,

something, so I put on a podcast.

Okay.

You just said you listen to airpods when you sleep.

You were in my bed.

My airpods disappear.

I'm just connecting the dots here.

Is it possible or even that you accidentally used

his airpods instead of your own?

No, absolutely not.

Like they're basically part of my sleep routine.

Like I just, I know my headphones.

You know what I mean?

Like I didn't take your airpods.

Okay.

So then what happened to mine?

I have no idea.

I don't know where you put yours.

I took airpods the next morning.

They were on the charger.

And now they're gone.

So that I mean what's I put mine on the charger

and I took them.

So I took the airpods.

See what you put yours on his charger.

Did you move his airpods?

I know there were no airpods.

But I put mine on his charger and then I took them.

Were you guys drinking?

I had a couple of years.

I mean I would have remembered if she busted

out some airpods and put them on the nightstand.

Yeah.

Your cease is what it is.

I respect that.

I mean I don't respect it.

That's just you do you.

And that's why I ghosted.

That's why I didn't call.

Because I'm not going to be dating of peace.

The first is airpods and then it's my wallet.

What's next?

Oh my god.

Yeah, you're hard.

Oh my god.

I didn't take your f***ing airpods, dude.

Why would I take yours if I had my own?

You took them.

You're a thief.

Okay.

Fine.

You say I'm a thief.

There's no place they could be.

Other than your nightstand.

No.

There's not.

Oh f***ing.

What?

You know what?

What?

I...

I think I may have left them in my gym bag.

What?

Are you serious?

Are you serious right now?

You didn't check your gym bag?

You didn't check everywhere else in your apartment before you start blaming me and calling me a thief?

I'm looking through it right now.

Oh no.

Are they there?

This is unbelievable.

This is unbelievable.

This is unbelievable.

I'm going through.

Yeah.

Okay.

Yeah.

Yeah.

There they are.

I'm a f***ing soul.

Oh my god.

Curtis, would you like to go on another day with the ring?

Yeah.

Would you like to go on another day with Raven?

We'll pay for it.

You know what?

If she's up for it.

Um...

Nothing.

You f***ing you and your AirPods in.

That's fair.

Yeah, that's warranted.

But at least if I'm on AirPods.

Wow.

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