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Did I talk to you about how no one knows how eels procreate?
No, I love eating eels though, I'm curious.
Okay, so if the farther you dig into this, no one knows how eels reproduce.
And they'll like act like they do, but they really don't.
Like no one's ever witnessed an eel reproduce.
Or after Hiroshima Nagasaki, if you reported that it was anything but a nuclear bomb,
I break it down and I help people kind of see how spells work and how,
you know, manipulation works at a grand scale.
All right, guys. Oh, and back on the show.
It's been, uh, been about a year, my friend. How you doing?
I'm great, man. Thanks for having me.
Yeah, how's the farm life?
Farm life is solid, a lot of good, a lot of intense smells, great food.
Yeah, putting carbon in the soil.
Putting carbon in the soil, man.
We just had your boy on. That was fun.
Yeah, no, he's great.
You still doing any comedy or you kind of?
Yeah, I do, uh, you know, I do a podcast every day.
And then I once a year, I'll usually do a show,
but I haven't been touring much lately.
But now that my kids are getting a little older,
I think I probably will again.
What's the latest conspiracy you're all in on lately?
Oh, man, there's so many of them.
Did I talk to you about how no one knows how eels procreate?
No.
Yeah, I love eating eels, so I'm curious.
Okay, so if the farther you dig into this,
no one knows how eels reproduce and they'll like act like they do,
but they really don't.
Like no one's ever witnessed an eel reproduce,
and a lot of them just seem to come from one part of the ocean.
Interesting.
That, and that to me, it blows my mind.
It's kind of like how they don't know why women's period sync up.
Everybody's like, oh, yeah, women's period sync up.
If they all live together, it's like, how does that happen?
Yes, someone needs to figure that out.
I like it.
I lose sleep over these things.
And so there's that one.
There's also, I've been doing a lot of stuff lately
on the nuclear stuff.
Like Chernobyl's now like a natural, it's a nature preserve.
It's like one of the most pristine places on the planet.
And, you know, the nuclear bomb fear and all that.
It's, I mean, I've been breaking it down at ladle.tv.
I do this whole series called How to Slee a Wizard.
Where I go, I usually go farther back in time,
so it doesn't trigger people as much.
Like the AIDS thing with like magic Johnson and Greg Luganis.
That was before your time.
I'm dead serious.
I know magic, not the other guy.
So magic Johnson means like wizard penis.
No way.
Dude, magic Johnson.
Johnson, right?
And then, and then the other famous AIDS guy
was Greg Luganis.
And neither one or dead.
And so.
And they never talk about how they fixed it.
No, magical Johnson and Greg Luganis.
And so and Luganis did the one time in the history of the Olympics.
He smashed his head and got blood in the pool.
Meanwhile, there was sound a diet pill called AIDS.
At the same time, I call it polarity seating.
Where they're like scaring everybody about AIDS.
Meanwhile, they're like, with AIDS, you can lose weight.
At the same time on the same channels.
That's crazy.
And so I like to go back.
I show Sally Strother and stuff like that.
You know, about this fat white lady in Africa.
Trying to, you know, get, get money for the kids.
So, um, yeah, I break it down.
I help people kind of see how spells work
and how, you know, manipulation works at a grand scale.
And so that's what I've been up to.
So you think someone's casting
and why net spells and just
caught great washing people in a way?
Yeah, I mean, it's called, I mean, think about it.
My, because my father was a rhetoric professor
in the broadcasting department.
It's called broadcasting.
Like, what do you cast?
Yeah, spells.
That's true.
You know, it's, and I'm not even like,
I'm not even saying it should stop or it's evil or like,
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Fundamentals and know how to just stay grounded
and not just keep getting tricked, you know,
because people get tricked and then they self-destruct.
What spells do you think they're working on right now?
Man.
AI transhumanism seems to be one.
Yeah, they just love trans.
You know, anything trans,
it's almost like just people that don't want to be themselves.
I'm like, as a dad,
like I have four little kids.
At this point, my whole world view has gotten a lot smaller
and more localized.
And I just see, you know, some of these even adult wizards.
I just see as like little kids that
that grew up to not feel good about themselves.
You know, where they're like, we have to change.
You know, like being against carbon.
It's like we're made out of carbon.
And so I think it's a lot of it's just on a personal level,
you know, but the mass, mass spell,
it is a major spell to make it seem like America is.
Yeah, that dollar is losing value.
Yeah, because if you go back and research the history of America,
it's always had its problems.
It's always had wild times.
I mean, in 33, they made it illegal to own your own gold.
You know, after Hiroshima Nagasaki,
if you reported that it was anything but a nuclear bomb,
you would be executed.
Wow.
You do.
That's crazy.
Yeah, and it's just like not even 100 years ago.
Yeah, I think a lot of that, yeah,
nostalgia programming is big right now just to kind of,
because I think the wizard spell requires you to choose it.
It's not force-driven at all.
Right.
So to choose hopelessness, it just makes you,
it's very sun-zoo stuff.
It's like get someone to like choose defeat, you know?
And I think that's what's going on a lot, right?
And also that externalizing blame,
that if only they change, then we'll be okay versus that,
that paradigm of like, what can I do different?
Like, whatever problem you have,
you know, there's a demographic problem.
We'll have kids, well, the food's poison.
We'll grow food.
You know, it's like, I think like,
externalizing authority is how you make slaves.
Yeah, victim mindset, right?
Yeah, and also just the concept of a slave
requiring like a shirtless whip or something.
Slavery is externalizing authority.
Yeah, it's not a physical thing always.
No, bondage.
Think about what bonds are to have a bond.
You know, it's like, those bond debt is bondage.
So I think like, that's a big spell.
It's just like the idea of a whip
or like physical abuse makes you a slave versus a slave.
You know, I think it was a coinist
talked about how you're a slave to your vices.
Like, whatever makes you weak,
whatever you need,
whatever you're willing to sacrifice your morality for
is your slavery.
I can see that.
There's some wild stats on debt like 90 plus percent of people in debt.
Wild.
Even myself owning a house,
I'm technically in debt, you know?
Totally.
Yeah, I benefited.
I bought a condo in debt
and I sold it for a pretty large profit.
So I try not to be a dick about that.
Well, most houses,
if you're living in it,
so a terrible investment.
Yeah, yeah.
And it's also,
it's also the type of debt.
You know, if you have a fixed rate,
you know, I'm not,
I'm not like trying to be like some purist dude,
but it's like debt means that you have to work to pay it off.
Like that you owe someone else something.
Yeah.
And so I just like to always think like,
how can I live simpler?
Because you know, I mean,
a lot of homeless people have no debt.
So obviously it's possible.
And then you just scale up from there.
Like, can you just buy a really small piece of land
and live in a trailer?
Can you, you know,
live with your extended family?
And then you, that's kind of what I did.
I lived in a barn for three years.
And now, yeah, and then we built a house,
but well done.
Thanks, man.
My grandparents grew up on a barn.
Yeah.
That's how it used to be.
Yeah.
And it makes you strong.
It does.
You can't, you can't deny that.
A lot of physical abuse back then, but.
There was.
That's the nostalgia thing.
Yeah.
Like I talked to my mom, you know,
she was from a small town in Wisconsin.
And we're like talking about that.
She was like, the men were a bunch of violent drunks.
Yep.
I'm like, thanks mom.
Because it's true.
Like that German cider,
or she's very much like,
don't you dare start dreaming of.
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About a time that didn't exist.
That's been lost over the years.
Now you can't lay a hand on your kids.
Right. You know.
Yeah, you'll get canceled.
Yeah, and for me it was always like,
the only physical I'd ever do is like,
I do a pinch here,
and it was only if they didn't understand words properly,
and they were like,
and they were like,
put another one of my kids
in a dangerous situation.
But in general, it doesn't even really work.
Yeah, I don't think it works.
I don't think it works either.
I'm honest to slot me a little bit in the face.
And what did that do?
Made me rebel more, honestly.
Totally, right?
100%.
Well, I think the system does that with us.
Like, that's why they don't do force.
Yeah.
Like, no one has ever kicked in my door,
and I was kicked off Airbnb, you know what I mean?
It's like, it's like,
I've never had any force against me.
And I think it's because it really doesn't work.
It has to be choice.
Yeah.
And that's why the only physical I've ever done with kids
was never like angry or something.
It was just kind of like,
it was just like,
you feel how that feels uncomfortable?
Just associate that with you pushing a baby.
You know, like, it was just that.
But like, yeah, any parent that, you know,
slaps their kid or gets mad and stuff,
like all that does is say, like,
I gotta get away from this asshole
or I gotta beat him up.
Makes it worse,
because then you live without trauma.
Yeah.
You know?
So that's true, man.
I can't even imagine doing that.
Like those, yeah, like there'd be these guys
who live in lives with quiet desperation
and they'd like take it out on their kids.
And there was, as much as the internet can be annoying,
at least there is an outlet, you know?
There was a time when,
who are you gonna tell?
The priest?
Yeah.
He's at home, oh, yeah.
There was some actor,
he killed both his parents.
Did you see that yesterday?
Oh, yeah, it was Rob Reiner.
Yeah.
I don't know who that is,
but I know he was there.
Rob Reiner was in all in the family,
directed some movies.
He directed a movie I like, Princess Bride,
but there was like this big joke
that he was raping his son.
Like, El Frank and did that in a roast.
Fuck.
Where he was like joking about keeping his son.
And I don't think his son found it very funny.
So his son just slashed his throat,
and now he's dead.
And the mom.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's nuts.
Cause maybe the mom watched and didn't say anything,
you know?
Jesus.
I mean, allegedly, this is what I, you know.
Allegedly, yeah.
What's that guess?
No, that guy is known for being a sick puppy on Hollywood.
Well, Hollywood in general, right?
Yeah.
Especially that industry.
Yeah.
Especially again, it used to be way crazier.
Do you like the 80s and shit, man?
Like, Heather O'Rourke and the Spielberg,
all that shit is nuts.
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Like because there was no outlet,
like you'll see photos of like Drew Barrymore
and all these child actors on like these people's laps
and it's like nobody's monitoring that.
Yeah.
Now at least there's like social media.
Social stigma, social media, yeah.
The Leonardo has to move a little smarter
with the 21 year olds now.
He likes those young women.
He does.
Yeah, if you watch old clips of him,
he was, I think he was severely taken advantage of as a kid.
I mean, no, it's like his manager's publicist.
They're like, they've been like arrested for pedophilia.
Topped in a beaver too, I think.
I think so too.
Did you watch the diddy documentary yet?
No, but I used to hang out with these strippers,
not like me at a strip club,
but strippers and comedians kind of would have a lot
of them get like they'd come to the comedy club and do it.
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And they would tell me that these rappers were all homos.
And I was like, what?
They're like, oh yeah, we get paid to go to these parties
with like all these rappers and they just all end up banging each other
and we just like hang out.
And so I started streaming about that years ago
and everyone's like, oh, that's racist or something.
I'm like, dude, I'm telling you,
they're like this whole industry is like super gay.
I wonder what the psychology of that is.
I think it's because they could get any girl they want.
They get bored, right?
I've heard that and it's also that daddy mentality
if you have the handler groomer.
Yeah.
And so it's like, you know, it's more like that dominance
like this is gonna sound weird
but if you ever see like a male goat,
like a male goat, it's about like I'm the boss.
Okay.
And it's about humiliation.
It's a mental thing.
Yeah, and it's similar with like prison stuff
and it's like, I think it's more like
hold my pocket bitch type stuff
than it is like broke back mountain, you know?
So that I could see, but then how does it get
to the pito stuff you think?
How does it get to?
Demonic realm.
Demonic.
I mean, children aren't set, like they're not sexual beings.
So I think it's only the destruction of something
innocent and beautiful.
Like it's just demonic.
Yeah.
You know, cycle of violence, cycle of abuse.
I had to do it, so I'm gonna do it to you.
I mean, it's kind of hard to,
I can usually do pretty good empathy exercises
but it's kind of hard to put yourself
in those shoes of a pito, you know?
It's like, what a line.
No, it's true though, it's like I can understand murder,
I can understand robbery, I can understand stuff
but like pedophilia.
It's just like, yeah, that's like.
It's a tough one to even like grasp
like what the dry is, you know?
Yeah.
And there seems to be a lot of it at the elite levels.
Yeah, I think they got to serve a darkness
that requires that.
Yeah, it's like a power thing, right?
And it's also how they breed.
I think, well, there's the theory I once had
that the elite level, they can't have compassion
to do what they do.
You know, to be able to like send a memo and kill a country.
So I think pedophilia kind of can like fracture that
when you're young so that you grow into somebody
that doesn't think that's wrong, you know?
Wow, so it kind of breaks them a little bit.
Yeah.
And so they're almost like they see it
as like almost like a mercy to do their kids
where it's like, you're not going to be able
to starve Bangladesh unless, you know, cheese.
Just think about it.
If you have to like remove all the food from a country
and kill millions of people, you can't really have
a connection to your morality.
So I think that's probably a way to do that.
That makes sense, man.
Bill Gates comes to mind when you mentioned that.
Totally.
And he comes from a fucked up line.
Really?
Dude, his dad was like Margaret Sanger is like, boy,
oh, dude, the Gates family, they were already rich.
That's why this whole like, yeah, that's a spell, garage.
I started in a garage.
I started in a garage.
The business was started in a garage.
I don't know a single person that's ever done anything
in a garage.
I mean, it's like, no.
So he started in a garage and his dad was like,
his mother was like the head of United Way
and figured out like where all the money went in the world.
And his dad, the Gates family were like, old power money.
And so I think he was just, yeah, I mean,
he looks like he was groomed in a way
to not have human empathy.
Yeah, he's in some weird shit.
I just found out in his prenup,
he could see his ex girlfriend once a year.
Really?
And his wife agreed to that.
Why would you agree to that?
Cause they're all lizards.
Yeah, what the fuck is that?
Dude, that's fucking weird, man.
Yeah, 10 days a year, he could hang out with his ex girlfriend.
That's in his prenup.
I mean, I don't even know how that, does that guy fuck?
Like his bill case, like, ah, here I am.
Like, to do, like for the 10 days, what do they do?
Do they just like talk about vaccines and rub their hands?
Are they like his bill case?
It's like, oh, I'm about to bang.
Oh my, I don't know, man, he just doesn't seem like
a sexual being.
I wonder if he's like, why pay her to slap?
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Or in the face.
Who knows what he's doing.
He's taking over, he's making fake meat now.
He's taking over fruits, he's putting a peel on the outside
called apial.
I don't know if it's all right.
Yeah, you didn't see this.
It's called apial.
Apial.
So on apples to make them last longer in the grocery store,
there's now a peel on them called apial.
And he makes the peel.
He makes the peel.
Genetically or like.
It's fake, yeah.
It's artificially made.
So it's all, he made a fake peel.
It's supposed to last, make the fruit last longer in the store.
I don't, I don't think that sounds very appealing.
Hahaha.
Dude, I got all kinds of fruit trees I could show them.
It's like, I guarantee it sucks too.
And fake meat looks insane.
Yeah, I would never eat fake meat.
Ugh.
I think years ago he's trying to get people to eat insects.
I think he was part of that movement too.
At least that's reasonable where it's like at least it's natural.
I don't know.
I wouldn't eat an insect personally,
but you know, these people are kind of fucking weird.
Yeah, I'm good on that.
What's the deal with you and Andrew Wilson, man?
Andrew Wilson?
Yeah.
Well, I call him Pickles because he can't open a jar of pickles.
And his wife looks a lot like Miss Piggy.
And well, he was running his mouth years ago
where he was saying that something I was doing
was a scam.
And so I called him out,
I'm like, no, it's not, let's debate.
And then he backed off because I was showing
exactly that that isn't possible.
And then I started getting real pissed off
because he wouldn't apologize
because that's a big thing to say about somebody, you know?
I've never seen him apologize.
He doesn't apologize.
And so then I started looking into him.
And he's just like a piece of shit to these women
because it's like being against feminism
doesn't mean hatred of women.
And he has this thing where he's just like,
this nasty little bastard.
And so I just started making fun of him a lot.
And then he blocked me.
He bailed on the debate saying that it was
because of Charlie Kirk's assassination.
And yeah, I mean, he's like a hypocrite.
His wife has had kids with three guys.
She's a pig.
And I know people can think that that's bad of me to say,
but she's a public figure who talks shit.
Like she talks shit to people.
And so you don't really get treated like a civilian
if you're in the military, you know what I mean?
I tell this to my Israeli friends sometimes.
Well, if you're in the military,
you don't get the same treatment, you know?
And so if you play your queen,
you put your queen on the chess board, well, then that's it.
And she just talks a lot of shit to a lot of people.
And I, you know, and I'm a comedian,
I used to be a heckler to run a science festival.
So this is like kind of my bag.
And so I'm like, okay, you're gonna be a joke now
for a long time.
I had some listeners just make a song.
Instead of fairy tale in New York,
it's about those two.
I'll sign it's the after, it's hilarious.
But no, he's like a total nasty little piece of shit.
Part of me's glad my wife hates social media and isn't on it
because after seeing what happened with a cash,
did you see that?
Yes, I'm like, wow.
That was insane.
I would never want my wife on podcasts like that.
I got a strange theory about that.
Part of me almost thinks she's like exaggerating
to talk shit to him because I almost don't even believe
what she's saying.
She said she's a virgin still.
She doubled down.
I almost, this is gonna sound crazy,
but I've seen a lot of Indian chicks talk a lot of shit
about their husbands.
Like a humiliating.
Yeah.
And they almost like are into it.
It's weird.
Like a cuck thing.
Yeah.
And I almost think that that might be what she's,
she's like, oh yeah, I'd fuck anybody.
My husband is a piece and he's just like,
oh, I almost think that it's a cultural thing.
Cause like in my culture, that's unimaginably crazy.
And I think that's what a lot of people are reacting to.
But I've seen a lot of Indian women do that to their husbands
and the husbands are almost like into it.
It's weird.
Indian women do seem to be the alphas in their relationships.
And I think it's because of the caste system.
Cause when you got a Brahman and a Kishatri and all these cast
and so let's say you're a dude doing well
and a Brahman walks in and all of a sudden
you're like kissing his feet and shit.
Like the chick is gonna start making,
you know what I mean?
The female nature of that is like,
oh, you let the Raj talk to you in that way.
And I think that over time they developed this culture of like,
oh, you are such a pushy.
And you know, I almost felt bad for the dude
because he's never done shit to me and he's a nice dude.
Yeah, he seems like a nice dude.
I can see that though.
Cause Indians and Asian guys are, you know, I'm half Asian.
They're pretty soft.
Like they're not like as manly or masculine as other race.
And Ash Kanazi's are like that too.
I've had Ash Kanazi like very wealthy Jewish friends
and their wife will just be like,
I have no dick.
And I'm like, dude, I'm his friend.
I can hear you say that.
It's so strange.
I wonder what's going on with them.
Maybe just generational trauma.
What I think it is,
I think if you brag about screwing people over financially,
like the people in your vicinity start not respecting you.
And it's like, oh, I got this artist design, this shitty deal.
And the wife is gonna be like, well, she'll like the money
but it'll still be like, you're kind of suck.
Yeah.
You know, man.
You've been following the three eye Atlas NASA images
and all that.
I tell you what image means, right?
Yeah.
Yeah.
When they say image, that's where imagination comes from.
An image by definition isn't real.
So, you know, I used to follow the NASA cartoon when I was a kid.
I used to like be obsessed with like pulsars and white dwarfs
and red giants and galaxies and stuff.
And, you know, I now realize what it is.
And I'm not as into it.
You know, the fear stuff too.
Like at any moment, at any moment,
a meteor is gonna kill everything in the world.
Yeah.
It's almost like, yeah, it's like a tyrannical dad.
It's like, it's like, I'll burn this house down any time.
You're like, no, you're not.
I've never seen a meteor.
No one's ever seen a meteor hit anybody.
I've seen people die of fentanyl.
You know, I've seen people commit suicide.
I've never seen anybody get hit by a meteor.
So, I think that's all nonsense.
Yeah.
Oh, it's been fun, brother.
Well, you're the man.
Yeah, good time.
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