Ryan Johnston Joins Toucher & Hardy | The Email Bit | The Stack - 4/9 (Hour 4)

Have you been aggravated since we turned the mic song?

I don't know what it is. I don't have time to think about that.

I'm not cheering hard.

It's ridiculous.

The sports song.

I woke up this morning and I got out of bed.

I had a big ol' over carpet to flip my hand.

I tell a phone rain and you won't attach.

We'll sit on down and tell me what's up with that.

Ooh, yeah, yeah.

What's up with that?

What's up with that?

All right.

We are toucher and hearty, and Adam is playing the music from Saturday.

That's for Ryan. He will explain when we get to him.

Anyway, real quick, just as D.T.

I've seen Lewis. It was a big deal.

It's like part of the zeitgeist.

All right, Nate, your thoughts.

All right. I'm going to agree with you first.

It is a pretty boring show, but that's not the worst part about the show.

I think you'll agree with me.

The worst part of that show is how unbelievably cringy the girl from Grandma's Boy is.

I have made it a rule in our house.

It is a punishable offense to use the term No Way Jose in my house.

That is the most despicable character I think ever written for a show.

There's got to be...

So this lady says No Way Jose to people interviewing her about murder,

to people at the juice bar.

She said about everything.

So there's got to be a reason.

By the way, this thing should be over by now, too.

Which is another pain in the ass.

Is that now I'm locked.

Now I feel like obligated to see this thing through.

How many episodes are there supposed to be?

That's what we are.

We're already committed.

So we're just going to finish it at this point.

But real quick, if I can suggest a great show,

six episodes, an hour each on Netflix,

called His and Hers with John Barrenthal

and the girl that played Valkyrie in the film movies,

it's awesome.

It's got one of the best twists you'll ever see in any show.

And it's a quick watch.

Six hours total and it's awesome.

Barrenthal is a very good actor.

He's insufferable when interviewed.

So yes, I will check that out.

Thank you.

Any listeners have given me a lot of great ideas for podcasts,

like podcasts that tell stories that aren't just interviews,

which I refuse to listen to.

A couple people sitting around talking for a while.

Yeah.

If it tells a linear story, you can't do that on the radio.

And I do have respect for that.

Ryan Johnston is the voice of the Boston Bruins.

Now on 98 five, the sports hub.

He's the best in the business.

Ryan, why what's up with that?

I had texted 12 the other day that my wife was making fun of me

because I've been bunked a lot recently to different days.

Yesterday, I got bumped for a master's guest

from my normal Wednesday night AM slot.

So she's been calling me Lindsey Buckingham from WhatsApp with that.

She's always the guy who gets bumped at the end.

You're not getting bumped.

We know that you are a reliable guest.

And so we, and we want to make sure that we have you on.

That's the way to look at it, Ryan.

And you know that to be tried.

I will explain that to her.

Next time she brings it up.

Yeah, don't let her talk to you like that.

It sounds like she might be a bit of a problem.

All right.

Well, listen, exciting times now with the Bruins.

James Higgins is up.

What is your thoughts on that?

Yeah, you know, it was, listen, I know a lot of people have been clamoring for it.

I think there was, you know, literally multiple, you know,

write the correct schools of thought as to whether this is the right move or not.

I'm not shocked.

Honestly, that they're giving him the opportunity.

And hopefully it pays off here in the last three games and into the playoffs.

I thought that, you know, the other school of thought of keeping him in providence,

because the moment he plays in the NHL, the moment he signed that contract,

he becomes ineligible to play in the playoffs down in the AHL this year.

And so, you know, if you looked at it and said, okay, well,

you know, is it worth him getting a few games here?

And then maybe getting a little bit of experience in the first round of the playoffs.

What happens if they get eliminated early, right?

Where providence is kind of poised to go on.

It seems like a really deep run in the AHL.

So would it be better for him to get, you know, 15, 20, maybe more playoff games down there

versus a handful here?

You know, I think there were, you know, there were, you know, positives in both aspect.

But I'm excited to have him and looking forward to seeing him in practice today.

And hopefully out there on the ice on Saturday.

How do you think Stern will use him?

We were talking earlier, you know, second, second power play unit,

third line, left wing.

Does that kind of fill what you think?

That would be my guess.

You know, that third line has been kind of a, you know, a rotating cast on it.

And, you know, whether it's Lucas Reichel or Mikey Aseman or Alex Steve's.

I think we've seen all three in the last three or four games.

You know, nothing is really stuck.

And so, you know, that, that would be the number one opportunity.

As you said, you know, probably second power play time because one of those guys,

you know, in particular, Reichel usually rotates in on that group.

So that's, that's probably where we're going.

But we'll get a better idea of that, you know, when we see him in practice today and tomorrow.

All right. So some people very excited about,

uh,

Hagen's coming up.

Um, I guess, um, most notably, uh, Tony Maserati yesterday,

when it was the NH.

He was very, he was very excited.

Yeah, I mean, it's so bizarre.

Was that your reaction, Ryan?

Well, I was going to say others like Michael Felger,

despite not having seen him play, uh, says he's going to suck.

So any predictions, one way or the other, Ryan.

Um, I, I, I would hope he doesn't suck.

Um, okay, can we, can I stop it interrupt?

Yeah. How bad could he suck?

The guy he's replacing played 10 minutes, 10 minutes in the last game.

He's not going to be on the penalty kill.

I'd imagine he'd be on the second, but we can discuss it.

I'd imagine he'd be on the second power play.

So like really, how bad can he suck like to us watching games?

Now there's stuff going on that you can see and the coaches can see.

But I mean, how much of a disaster could it really be given his skillset and size?

Like I, I just don't, like, like, how bad is that?

He's not, he worse than a Simone or Steve.

And it's not like they're asking him to do a whole lot.

That's why that's why this makes sense.

You know, it's, it's usually when you see the guys like this and I,

I'll go back to last year.

We saw Ryan Leonard, who was another, you know, he was,

he was, I think, eighth overall pick out of, you know, out of BC as well,

made his pro debut at TD Garden against the Bruins for the Washington capitals when he,

when he turned pro coming out of school.

And I think he scored in that first game.

And then there wasn't anything after that.

I think that was the only point he had in nine games to start his, his career.

And so, you know, that's kind of what I tend to expect from a player like this is,

you'll see the flashes, you'll see, you know, why they drafted him where they did.

And, and, you know, usually that first game, especially they've got all the adrenaline

rush of making their pro debut.

And they've got all their friends and family in town and all of that.

And they come out with their hair on fire.

But it's sustaining that beyond the first game that's oftentimes is the difficult thing for,

for a new call up.

And so, you know, it wouldn't be shocking if he pops maybe in that first game.

We see something special out of him.

But then, you know, that second or third game, it's, it's not quite there.

But, you know, you're right.

I mean, listen, that, that, especially on that third line, that, that wing has just not been

producing a whole lot in the way of points.

So, you know, if he goes out there and, you know, and puts up some zeros in the first few games,

it's not going to be the end of the world either.

We're trying to get a handle on this team as we head towards the playoffs.

And we're almost there.

Bruins had a four game winning streak.

They look great.

He put together with great wins in Buffalo and a nice home win over Minnesota.

And you kind of contrast that with the last four games.

And especially the last one we saw against Carolina where they couldn't look worse for a long stretch there in the second period.

I'm not sure what to expect from this team in the playoffs.

I think we'll get a, I hope we'll get a better sense of that over the next three games than we did over the last three or four games.

Just based on the fact that they have, you know, they canceled Morning Skate the other day.

They, you know, have three days off here.

They gave the guys a day off again yesterday after they had just had a day off on Monday.

I kind of feel like Marco Stern thinks that maybe they're a little bit gassed right now.

They played an absolutely hellacious schedule in the month of March 16 games.

They just had, you know, another, you know, this four game road trip where they played, you know, four games in six days.

I think it was, it's been a lot.

And, you know, I think that maybe after getting three days off here this late in the season that we'll see a little bit closer to the team that we expect hopefully on Saturday afternoon against Tampa.

You know, get that playoff spot wrapped up so they can, you know, massage the lineup and do whatever they need to do here over the last couple of games on Sunday and Tuesday.

I'm hoping it's like in 2007, 2008.

They had some young players.

You could tell that they were building something and they took Montreal to seven games in the first round.

Like, you know, I think in the, bringing up Hagen's kind of does that.

Like if, even if they lose in the first round of the playoffs, if they go to seven games and it looks like there's a future there, there is that sense of next year will be different.

Like more successes on the way, which I think is exciting.

Yeah, I mean, this is a building process and we knew that going in.

And I think for most people that are probably a little bit ahead of schedule where, you know, where they thought they'd be at this point.

You know, they should be getting into the playoffs here when they, when they clinch that, but you're right.

I mean, you look at, you know, some of the young guys that they've got on this team, you know, Fraser Minton, we've had, you know, a lot, a lot of good things we've seen out of him this year.

You start to see Hagen's, you know, you start, start to see some of these younger guys filling in the lineup and, and earning their spots.

And yeah, I mean, you think back to, you know, you're, or you think forward to what this team could be here going forward.

You know, you get, you know, Morgan geeky continues to be a 30 goal score.

If David Bosch and I continues to be himself, Charlie McAvoy has had, you know, arguably the best season of his career this year.

Even taking a puck in the, in the mouth and, and missing a few weeks.

You know, you, you really do kind of look forward and say, I, and listen, I don't dismiss this team in the, in the first round of the playoffs at all.

I think they can play with anybody in the east. I think they've shown that consistently throughout the course of this, of this regular season.

And the, and the style that they play is going to give some of these teams problems over the course of a seven game series.

So, you know, I, I think that, you know, this certainly has been a season where you can, you'll come away with it one way or the other and say they made positive strides here and, and look forward to next season with, with higher expectations.

Yeah. And, and with Geeky, it may have sounded or seemed kind of foolish to think that, at the beginning of the year or, you know, when he had first started this streak that he's been on that it was anything other than an anomaly.

But after a little bit of his slump comes back a little bit. Well, yes, the, yes, the hat trick the other night after a month off. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. You start thinking, okay, maybe this is sustainable. You know, maybe this, maybe this is the guy that, or one of the guys that you can look at for next year and beyond that as, as to someone who will actually blossom into someone other than just somebody who had this outrageous season that nobody really saw coming in.

And it's like, okay, maybe, maybe this kid can actually, it'll have legs and you'll, you'll be able to stay at a certain level that, that they're going to need him to it. They want to grow upon what they're building this year.

I mean, there's no joke about back to back 30 plus goal seasons. And, you know, there's an outside chance, you know, given the streaking is that he has with three games to go. He's got a chance of hitting 40.

You know, he's got 37 goals. And that's with when he goes 17 in a row without a goal, this, this streak, he had another one earlier in the year. If you guys remember, he went 12 games without a goal.

I believe.

At the tail end of that one, I remember, I remember vividly, it was the game in Dallas where the Bruins got blown out. He got a goal in garbage time in that game. It was his first, you know, first goal in 13 games.

He meant absolutely nothing to anybody with the exception of Morgan geeky because he scored, I think, in eight of the next nine games.

It's, it's, once that first one goes, they all start to go. It feels like, and we saw it the other night. You know, he gets that, that first goal and pasta made, you know, two really good plays on the first two goals that, that he scored in that game.

But he's in the right position. You know, Marco Stern had put them back together here in the last couple of games after having them apart for weeks.

You know, when geeky's in the right spot to take advantage of pasta next skill and, and gets those two goals and then gets a third later on in the game on a tip.

It's like, he's going to go on a run right in time to start the playoffs. It's, it's, it's great timing.

All right. Well, Ryan Johnston, enjoy the couple days of watching practice and then you're back at it on Saturday.

Always appreciate the time, sir. And thank you for taking all the bumps. We will start call you Lindsay, Lindsay Bung, Buckingham from now on.

Happy to be on any time you guys want me to be. Thanks. That's the answer. Thank you.

That's the two dude. Thanks Ryan. All right. Thank you, Ryan. Take care.

All right. There you go. The great Ryan. We got to be excited about that.

You got a game with against Tampa now all of a sudden all eyes on Tampa.

Tampa's got a lot to play for too. Big log jam there at the top of the standing.

So if you want that to seed in the Eastern Conference, you got to win some of these games.

And Tampa, that's a big game for the lightning when they come here on Saturday.

All right. And some of us, what time is that game? 12 30.

I won't be able to watch it. But nonetheless, I'll keep an eye on it. Don't you worry.

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You know, I got an idea for a bit. The email bit. We should do the email bit. It's a great idea. Let's do the email bit.

We are doing the most segment. Dan Levy is on the Kelly Ripa show with her. She does with her husband.

And I was saying I don't know if things are going as planned for him after the success of shits Creek and the hearty was like, you know, I got a little into it.

The characters were fine and I and I bagged out and I'm like, yeah, like I thought it was good, but I too like I watched the last episode, but I didn't watch every episode.

And then I told hearty, will you watch new girl and he gave me this look, this look of of disgust like what are you telling me and I explained to him.

I would have thought the same thing, but it happened to be on TBS when I got home from work like a years ago. And so I and I just would always turn it off.

And finally, I kept it on long enough where I went, oh, hello, what's going on here? Just watch the prince episode then there's a prince was a big fan of the show.

He asked to be on an episode and they put an episode around prince. Oh, so there is an app watch the prince. Now it's not the best episode, but it might get you out of your funk.

We're worried that hardy's going to off himself quite frankly.

Hoping is another way to play it. It's me, Mr. Mopi.

He's moping around. Today, you should be over the moon happy. What is the problem?

I'm making it up. Come on. He's not in a bad mood. I'm just making it up. I wanted to tease him.

Rarely.

Rarely in a bad mood.

Charles Schwartzley. He's not a bad mood.

Not they're making bogey after the same thing with the popular nothing cooler than the long putter.

My dad tried that out for a time. He's got the pendulum one where it's like back and forth.

If you're asking him to somewhere that lying in their house, the answer is yes.

Okay, because those those items are not to be thrown away. They are to be put in

somewhere in that house that I'm going to have to clean out when they die.

Well, the golf club. How do you throw away a golf club?

Now, I have I've only thrown away golf clubs that I somehow ended up with that were not part of any set.

And I can't even tell you how I came to be in possession of them.

But yeah, I've thrown away a few like that. It's like, you know, random six iron. That's not mine.

You know, where did this come from?

But if you start collecting putters, I understand you don't throw it away.

You might go back to it at some point. Maybe you keep it down in the basement.

Maybe that's what your role puts with down there.

Oh, because you're assuming that my father makes it down the stairs.

And instead of celebrating his good fortune, he goes and starts putting.

I don't fault your father or anyone else for not getting rid of a putter that they no longer use.

That's my only point.

I just picture the dumpster in the parking lot while I empty the home.

My mom's listening. Hi.

Hopefully it doesn't happen for a long time.

This is an interesting email.

I do not listen to the red socks on the radio.

If I am in the car, I have to confess I will listen to Cardinals.

And I will give the Major League Baseball this.

The Major League Baseball app is incredible.

It's easy to navigate all the games are on it.

I don't find it to be expensive.

I think it's relatively cheap.

And I love it.

I think that baseball was the first network to really embrace that internet technology.

I think you're right. I think it was Major League Baseball.

And so their app is like a well-oiled machine.

So I do, if I want to listen to a baseball game and let's be honest,

impossible to listen to an entire baseball game while being focused.

A couple of endings.

And then I'll have to switch to something else.

But Chris says, hey, man, I was just wondering if any of you guys have been listening to the red socks games on the radio.

I know it's a competitor, but Will Fleming, who does play by play, says,

dude, when referring to the players, it's very cringe.

It reminds me when my dad tries to say hip things and it just doesn't sound right.

He did it a few times yesterday in the pre-game and during the game.

You have two lefties independent.

Those dudes can play stuff like that.

So cringey.

Have you heard that?

I have.

It is a little strange.

I'm not to the point of cringey, but it's something you stop and go, what?

Really?

Okay.

That kind of thing.

Oh, okay.

Yes.

I haven't heard of myself.

Okay.

So DTF St. Louis.

Hey, Freddie, regarding Linda Cardolini, who I do like, Freaks and Geeks, great show.

Character in DTF St. Louis, the show is kind of cerebral and may require a couple of rewatches.

I don't, I'm not seeing myself coming back.

All her annoying mannerisms and ticks like no way Jose and her telling people to speak up

are referenced in all of her jogging scenes.

She's always listening to a self-help book on tape that tells her that to do those actions

that supposedly allow her to control her interactions with other people.

Whether or not it works or not is a different story to me.

It just leads her to seeming very insincere and annoying.

Hope that helps Greg from Reho both.

Reho both.

Reho both.

All right.

I've never seen or heard of that city.

Reho both.

Reho both.

Down here.

Seacon.

Isn't it?

Where am I thinking?

Well, if I see Conca, I want to be in the keys.

Ah.

Thanks, John.

Yeah.

That's good.

That does help.

I guess that I know she's listening to self-help books and when she runs.

Again, Bella check in DTF St. Louis.

Yes, Fred, the show blows, but I am a loser enough to still watch.

So am I.

The most recent episode featuring a fat friend trying to have sex with his wife

while Bateman was watching in the closet.

That is true.

He was so fat and awkward plus he had this bent.

His member was bent that the wife was squirming and she told him to stop.

It's your fault that I could only think of Bill and that young Aussie.

Thanks a lot, Dave.

Yeah, I've never had a woman like it.

Like while we were like, it was going to happen.

Go like, I just don't want to do this.

That would be, that would be heartbreaking.

Especially if your friend was watching from the closet.

Oh, yeah.

I mean, then you got to witness.

Jim says, uh, Hardy.

Hello, happy masters week.

Last week as I was in Vegas for it and don't get too distracted now.

The national hardware show at the convention set.

He said, I joined a couple of vendors at rooftop bar at Circa.

Nice joint.

Uh, I thought of you and I had to laugh when I saw a very plain Jane making her way down

the bar talking to every guy in the place.

She was dressed very normal, even preppy, but did have a lot of ample cleavage showing with

her sweater vest type of garment.

All I get sweater puppies.

All I could think of was your conversation about sex workers in Vegas the other week and

how they might not be the porn star type that you're expecting to see.

This came to a surprise my older vendors.

I was with, but they came to agree with me when she made her way down to us and asked if

we wanted to buy her a shot because it was her birthday.

Yes.

Again, I don't understand how anyone is so unsophisticated that they don't, I guess sophisticated,

but not the right word.

Street smart, aware of human behavior that if a young, pretty girl comes up to a group

of men that are walking alone, she is most likely a prostitute because women don't do that.

Now, I suppose if you're notoriously famous, I suppose there are handsome men that do have

women come up to them and talk to them, but a pretty girl that's like 23 years old approaching

a group of guys in Vegas for a convention.

I have, it's unfathomable to me that you wouldn't realize it was a prostitute.

And again, at my bachelor party, I had people from Atlanta, people from my college,

and people from Detroit where I grew up.

Those groups of people had never met.

So the first night where they're, it's great.

It's one of the most fun times of my life.

I'm completely annihilated on alcohol, which at the time was still fun.

And I'm walking with two of my friends.

One is from Atlanta and one is from Detroit.

A young lady approaches us.

She goes, hey guys, what are you guys up to?

And my first reaction was, oh, hey, what's up?

But the other two started talking to her.

And I said, okay, I'll see you guys later.

And they went, let's go to the room to her.

And they, that, I can't, that, we didn't talk.

The two of them didn't talk.

I knew I'm not interested in sleeping with a prostitute.

I'm leaving.

And they knew we are interested in sleeping to this prostitute with this prostitute,

even though they had never met.

They knew, and they had made the decision that they would have sex with her at the same time.

And they would give her money and exchange for that.

It's unfathomable to me that you've been with people

or anyone is emailing with people that people are just like,

wow, this hot chicks into us as a collective us.

Well, what's the tip of?

A young attractive woman is coming up to men older than her and talking to them

and initiating conversation.

That's the only tip off you need.

You're walking and they're just coming up to you.

Like, guys, that doesn't happen.

And if it does happen to you, something bad is going to happen in your life

because you've been blessed beyond all recognition.

Hey, guys, now that the masters is underway,

do you think we should do a live chicken with Don Dero?

Hardy's excitement is nice, but I think the show could use a little more elite passion.

Also is shine my clubs, possibly synonymous with flapping my wings to completion.

Thanks and great show.

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It's time for the static untouch your entirety.

I told already there's a middle laugh.

Maybe we'll make you laugh, John.

My daughter is at this like leadership conference.

She's a freshman in high school.

She texted me like, a picture of her at the leadership conference.

And I'm like, I'm very proud of you.

This is like a, this is really good.

This is really good for you.

And she just wrote back, is it?

Oh, the joys of a teenage daughter.

No, but I love it.

I think it's great.

I just, I loved it.

It made me laugh.

It actually made me laugh.

I'm sure it's like a throwback for Hardy, who I'm sure has had more than one of those.

No, no, this isn't, this isn't her being like bitchy.

This is her like I, she's being funny.

Being funny.

Like she's being funny.

Like she's being, she's being like self deprecating away.

Like I'm proud of you.

This is really great that you're doing this.

And then she's just like making light of it.

Like is it?

Right.

Is it so great, dad?

Am I so wonderful?

Like, you know, and I said don't, I wrote her back.

I can read it.

I'm like, can you please enjoy your accomplishments and not be like your father?

That's exactly what I wrote her back.

Anghel Cabrera has fallen back to her.

Oh, yeah.

That's a shame.

After, after making a birdie on the, uh, Parfid's second hole and being one under for the tournament through three holes,

Bogeys at four, five, and six.

Oh, wow.

Mm-hmm.

But Jose Maria Ola Thobble is still.

Is that him right there?

Because he just missed her.

No, that is the duck.

That is Anghel Cabrera.

The man who spent two years in prison in South America.

Yeah.

Not a good guy, apparently.

No, I didn't.

Doesn't seem like.

Victed and served time for domestic violence.

That doesn't sound like the world's greatest guy.

But Ola Thobble, two under par.

Uh, through six holes.

Ketayama is the, uh, is the only other player under par right now at one under through four.

If you played a gustal like today, and no take the tournament out of it,

you just played like you were by yourself.

Yeah.

What do you shoot?

Oh, I've seen it.

From their teas?

Yeah.

110.

Yeah, I've seen interviews with guys.

They've asked them that very same question.

It's set up.

Set up the way it is today.

One of those guys who goes out in place with municipal courses on Sunday morning, 150.

Yeah, I mean, well, like 150.

That's what they said.

I'm just saying.

I think you just mark yourself down for three putt on every hole.

Right.

I don't think you can putt those greens.

Place your approach shot.

You got it.

If you've got a sticky.

Yeah.

It's no sticky.

Yeah.

Right.

Well, that's what I'm saying.

Yeah.

You got to make it.

You're like, look.

I mean, like, look.

You just hit a great shot in there.

And that ball checked up and rolled 70 feet.

It's time like a timing.

Because that's exactly what I meant.

Like you got to stick it.

Like in that had a ton of back.

Look at him.

He's like, I did hit that perfect.

Yeah.

And it didn't, it didn't work.

There has been a study released on sharks around the Bahamas.

Well, I'm going to the Bahamas in less than two weeks.

This is good news for you.

Researchers found sharks in the waters around Bahamian Island

had illegal and illegal drugs in their system,

including cocaine, caffeine, and acetaminophen.

The study also found changes in some metabolic markers

of the sharks that tested positive for the drugs.

They don't know how that impacts their behavior.

But I'm going to go out on a limb and say,

not great cocaine shark.

We treat the ocean so well.

You know what I'm not afraid of is sharks.

Really?

No, I never think about it.

Well, the great shark versus bear debate

that took over the radio station that I believe during COVID

may have even been prior to COVID during those, you know,

long weeks in the summer without a lot going on.

Where did you land on the shark versus bear debate?

You either have to defend yourself against a shark in the water

or bear on the land.

Where do I think I'd be more likely to get out of it alive?

Yes, shark.

I said the same thing and a lot of pushback

and a lot of debate on both sides.

But the shark ends like punch it once and say,

you're going to get bitten.

You're not going to like it.

The bear, like a big bear coming after you.

You're done.

Well, sharks do anything about that.

They say sharks don't want humans.

They're not interested.

You're not of interest to them.

You're not food to them.

That's not what they're looking for.

Like, you know, they're dumb.

So if you, I think they could lose interest quickly

is what I'm saying.

A bear is protecting something.

The shark ain't protecting the ocean.

Right.

The bear is protecting whatever the hell is around.

Cubs or food or...

Honey.

Yeah, picnic basket.

Yeah, like, you know, a picnic basket.

Well, though, if you're hairy enough, they won't attack you.

It's every kind of bear.

Yeah.

There.

All right.

That'll do it for us.

Everyone have a great day.

So I can Bertrand was great, great, great yesterday.

Hopefully Bertrand keeps that going.

What's the beginning of the show?

All night.

All right.

Yeah, this is what it's tapped out.

He went and he did every subset of bears.

And it's like you got enough subsets in the gay community.

You got to go subsets of bears now.

I mean, there's already cubs and everything else.

Police.

That'll do it for us, bye.