Ryan Seacrest GOD'S Gift

Opie kicks off the chaos by roasting Ryan Seacrest's awkward Times Square countdown rehearsal on GMA that had the entire crew in hysterics—while admitting he could never compete with that polished perfection. The duo dives deep into Joe Rogan's latest obsession with massive hidden structures and copper cylinders beneath the Egyptian pyramids, plus the shocking truth about the world's five billionaire musicians (Beyoncé just joined the club). They cap it with brutal New Year's Eve horror stories from Times Square, subscription-locked wheelchairs and cars, and why 90% of resolutions crash and burn by February. Buckle up for unfiltered rants, wild theories, and zero-holds-barred laughs—perfect fuel to survive the holiday hangover. Hit play now!