【美剧】查莉成长日记S1-23

查莉成长日记第一季23集

Hey. See you later. Hey, dad.
Before you go, can I ask you something?
Oh, ask your mother. Why can&`&t I ask you?
Well, because whatever answer I give you,
She&`&s gonna tell me it&`&s the wrong one.
Wow, dad. When did you become so afraid of mom?
I... ask your mother.
Hey, mom, can I ask you a question?
Okay, why can&`&t people learn to use their car alarms?
Turn it off, jerk! Uh, mom, that jerk is you.
What? That&`&s your car alarm.
Oh, well, that&`&s entirely different.
Why is it going off? That&`&s why.
Uhoh.
Charlie&`&s going through her button pushing phase.
Isn&`&t it adorable? Yeah yeah, real cute baby.
Can we get back to me now? Okay, honey, what is it?
The kids at school are teasing me again.
About your hair? No, about my bike.
What&`&s wrong with my hair? Nothing.
It worked when you were five, it works now.
Okay, now what about your bike?
It&`&s lame. I need a new one.
Oh, a new bike, huh?
Ask your father. Really?
No, I'm just kidding.
You can't have a new bike.
Everyone knows your bike is a statement of who you are.
My bike says "this guy is a total geek."
Same thing your haircut says.
Hey, honey. What you working on?
Oh, nothing.
Do you mind?