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S4E014: Sumo Solves the Apocalypse and Invents Audio Braille

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Guess who named this episode.

Gerald the Dolphin, so long and thanks for all the fish, Sumo’s seen a lot of people die.

How to call pigs, square dancing, bedazzling, Long Black Train, jangly floppy women.

The story of the Chinese farmer.

Sumo’s kind of like Jesus but not in a blasphemous way.

There is no cabal, you just want to reject the spark of divinity within you because you’re scared.

You are not small, insignificant or meaningless.

Nukes aren’t real.

The craziest thing Sumo’s ever said.

The Metamorphosis of Prime Intellect.

“Must Read Poems of the 21rst Century”

The real answer will not come pre-packaged.

What if you could have anything, would you still want it?

Bad trouble, symbolism must be a dead end.

All that remains is what can’t be controlled.

Free verse poetry but in sex form.

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Theology With A Spear, Volume 1 - Now Available!

My attempt to make God make sense again. Others have tried. They failed. I probably have too. Volume 1 rebuilds the basic picture: a world where ghosts, miracles, spirits, angels and demons are probable, where Genesis and the Gospels are one continuous story, and where God is a Mother rocking you to sleep, a Father crossing the room to hold you after you’ve scraped your knee.

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S4E014: Sumo Solves the Apocalypse and Invents Audio Braille

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