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I was talking the other day about watching on Instagram. A war game of who would win?
The American Army, or five million Kermit the Frogs.
Yeah, I don't really have a job.
We all haven't got jobs, have we? Anyway, the American Army lost to the five million Kermit the Frogs.
I said, Dan, I was worried, how's that going to pan out any ran?
But now we see how it's panning out any ran. We've got the American Army versus ten nutters
in an Iranian bunker, but they're not just ten. It's like ten percent of the population
support the regimes. It's nine million people, so you've got the American Army versus really
nine million people. It's a numbers game, you know? Nobody thought Kermit the Frog would win,
but he did. I asked her to think what's going to happen on my Miss Piggy joins in.
There he ran, you know? Islam. They got beef with pork.
Anyway, that's a pun, and this is my point. All comedy is trivial in the face of horror,
I gave up comedy shortly after 9-11. I had the same feeling, you know? Comedy is irrelevant,
you know? It's trivial in the face of horror. I don't know, you remember 9-11. It's when the Twin
Towers in New York and the Pentagon were attacked by 5 million Kermit the Frogs. A lot of people
said they were holograms, but they were very real.
It's really after 9-11. I walked to Mount Aspiring in New Zealand. I gave up comedy. I just thought
the world is horrible. If I give up comedy, I don't have to talk about the horrors of the world,
you know? And of course, you can do stand-up comedy without talking about horrors of the world.
You can do puns, you know? Islam. They got beef with pork.
What do you do for a hobby? Maybe that's what I should be doing. I'd be more popular,
but my mind doesn't work that way. I can't do it. I can't do it. Just comedy like that,
because I've got, I've got scale. Anyway, after 9-11,
walking to Mount Aspiring, I just thought, you know, walk away from comedy. Find the beauty in the world.
I thought walking away from comedy was the noble thing to do. Turns out it was just the
convenient thing to do. For me and my rivals, you know? Think of every, think of every successful
comedian over the last 20 years. They all got successful because of my absence. I can't let that happen
again. Seriously, how much, how much shit is out there on TikTok? I mean, it's rising. We need to,
we need to fight against it. There are about 100 good comedians out there, including me,
battling out there, night after night, against 5 million Muppets.
We need to defeat them. When the world gets ugly,
we all want to withdraw, but don't engage.
