Sam Spade - The Betrayal In Bumpass Hell Caper

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San Francisco Police from Samuel Spade. License number one to seven by nine six. Subject the

betrayal and bumpers hell. Red Gillis was a raw bone pulled from the border country. He was a

stranger to bumpers hell but he was no stranger to trouble. He jogged his pillow down the narrow

main street not liking what he saw and rained up in front of the sheriff's office. He dismounted

it and slapped the trail dust off his Levi's and he hit up his gun belt and handled inside.

He looked at the heavy-shouldered blue-jowled man behind the desk and he didn't like what he saw.

Neither did the sheriff. Wants blanket. State your business. How I can do it better than that.

State your business and get out. He snouled. Red smiles thinly and crawled at.

I'm looking for my brother and what be your name outside of red here I can do that better than that.

And what be your name outside of red? Red Gillis's hands led toward one of the six

shutters. His son is coming up over the beauty. Gillis he sneered. Red Gillis from the

Tonto room. That's pretty good. The sheriff's muscles tightened like steel springs and pulled him

erected. Ain't no Tonto rimmer welcome hereabouts in bumpers hell. He's crisp. That was real good.

And then the slap of four hands on leather was followed by the simultaneous roar of four six guns.

Hey wait a minute the sheriff. I'm not wearing the air. Well who is it the sheriff? It's just

a spade. It's right on the most exciting part. It's a spade. I'll see here. I won't take

no furniture. It wouldn't be neighborly. What is it Mrs. Kelsey? Do you mind come along?

What are you up to here anyway? For me or nothing I'm just relaxing with an apple in a good book

that's all. No apple and the only reading matter I see is some western crash.

Crash? Now come on. There's trouble on third floor. Well there's trouble in bumpers hell.

Don't you swear at me. I know my duty and I know your duty. Come on.

Okay let go my ear.

And that dandy's so help me is how it started.

Effie had just read a book called Hotta Relax and it said there that western stories were

relaxing and that's how I happened to be at home at 10 p.m. writing heard and a copy of sheriff

and outlaw rip roaring adventures of the old west but bumpers hell have no fury like my neighbor

Mrs. Kelsey. I left red jealous and the sheriff faced the face and vice versa.

Eyes flashing and guns ablaze and followed her meekly after the third floor.

You speak to them.

No here under my transformation. Oh well why don't you call a cop?

Yeah yeah you're sure to tell me put your wig back on I'll see what I can do.

Yeah you put it back. Hey open up.

Hey open up.

Don't lie.

I can't do without this.

I'll get out.

I'll get out.

How about you.

I had your body around.

I have cheap grip for you.

I am out of here before I have for you to see the assistance of a couple of flat feet.

Don't hurt my anything fancy behind my back.

You big rob.

Come now on you and me strictly on the cool beat.

Well do on principle.

Come on, come on.

Hey let's go on me.

Don't throw it.

Hey wait a minute.

Hey wait a minute.

Don't I remember you from some place?

No, I'm only being neighborly.

Why did you beat up on kind, nice, Mrs. Keltson?

Sad, here's our girl's falsehood.

I did not lay a hand on the old wagon.

It was bad, only a stinger, Joe Donigan, who was just left.

And you can tell him as for me,

that I'm extremely unimpressed with his cheap threats

to rub me out, and that I intend to continue on

seeing Mr. Hobbson, or any other John's, which I care to.

That's a pretty good thing.

Well, you better tell him that yourself.

I don't imagine I'll be seeing him.

You won't.

Hey, wait a minute. Who are you anyway?

Just another tenet. I live downstairs.

Oh, now I recall whom you are.

You are that shameless, which lives on the second floor.

Uh, Shama's we call it in the radio.

Shama, would you care to come in and discuss a certain matter?

Well, thanks another time.

I've got to get back to pump his head.

Whoever she is, let her cool her heels for a few moments.

No, you don't have that pump as well.

This is an urgent matter, which I would like to hash over right now

and without further delay.

Well, are you?

May I invite you in for a straight slug?

Well, okay, but just one.

You're in the class.

Let's make yourself healthy.

Oh, now, say when?

Uh, just after the lipstick works.

Here you are.

Oh, now to make a long story short, Mr. Stade,

my name is Rosemary Fell, which remains my state name,

notwithstanding the circumstances.

But I am legally married to that barnacle,

which is just dust of this joint.

Now, being as you are in the detective business.

You can now wait a minute.

Kindly permit me to finish, honey.

Sorry, sweetheart.

I'm not the type to draw about my troubles just

the past the time of day.

I'm sure you are.

I am an actress.

I knew that.

And although I'm low in funds,

due to being between jobs right now,

on account of that not-haired making a scene

on the last joint of which I worked.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Just to show you how the breaks fall, Mr. Fade,

the leader Wilkerson, who just happened

to be about the biggest talent agent in this city

if you have the time, honed me, honed me on the telephone,

and arranged a audition.

She also advanced me to some of 100 clams,

which I will pay you to put the bee on that dog,

Joe Donigan, the rat.

Now, which is it?

Now, what do you mean, put the bee on it?

Listen, Sam.

That scripture has got a record as long as my arm.

And what I have got on him is longer than his arm.

Please.

In short, I should like him through into the can

so that I can feel safe to sing on him.

Hey, look, Rosemary.

So you had a fight with Joe.

You saw her.

You wanted to pay him off now.

Why don't you just wait until morning

and see how you feel?

Sam, listen to me.

That knuckle doctor remains at large.

I will be feeling no pain.

Now, I know that from my flamboyant manner,

you would never guess it.

But that is only the actress in me.

In actuality, that flea intends to do me in.

Oh, now come, Rosemary.

You disagree?

Well, now, really, Rosemary.

I have a big pain in the neck.

I have to marry.

Drinking, Mike.

Pour that back in the bottle.

Don, pour it back in the bottle.

Well, I'll be going now.

Only trying to be navely.

Well, back to bump his health.

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Rants flagged for smoking cold, still dripped in his hairy fists.

Suddenly pitched forward like a fallen Joshua tree

of Red Gillis' feet.

Red leaned over with a thin smile,

playing at the corners of his mouth, not liking what he saw.

And lifted the badge off of the bladgets,

cow-hide vest, and pinned it on his own.

Bump his tail, had him in a share, hm?

Hey.

Hey.

Then I heard it.

It sounded like a man sneaking up a fire escape.

I went over to the window, where is it and looked up?

I didn't like what I saw.

And overcoded figure reached the third floor landing,

and stood still at it against the light

of the window of Rosemary's apartment.

He was about to heighten the weight of that rat, Joe Donigan.

By the time I rolled out the window under the fire escape,

his right hand had come out of his coat pocket.

Donigan, Donigan, watch it.

It was a floor ahead of me.

I didn't want to get too close to him until I'd

passed that lighted window.

He made the roof just as I crossed the front of it.

The flashes from his revolver told me that.

They also told me he had two slugs left to throw at me.

The only light up there was a people

going through the skylight dead center.

I headed for the cover of a fiction.

It leads us to the left of it.

I had two things in mind.

The skylight was his most logical avenue of escape,

and I hope I could tease him and her emptying his gun at me.

It didn't work.

I stuck my head up.

It was shots.

But he did use his gun.

I should have stood in Bumpass, hell.

The United States Armed Forces Radio Service

is presenting the weekly adventure

of Dachal Hammett's famous private detective, Sam Spade.

Oh, what did that rat do to you, the dog?

Sam, Sam, speak to me.

Here's your gun.

Send it in the end.

Just let us know.

Tell the governor the sheriff of Bumpass Hall is turning in his head.

There's an honey.

You've got to pull yourself together.

Come on, come on, come on.

The easy-layer's trumans.

They'll get us no place now.

Come on, Sam.

Yeah, I guess you're right.

Come on, come on, come on.

Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.

Yeah, I guess you're right.

Come on, come on, come on, come on.

Yeah, I guess you're right.

Come on, come on.

Yeah, I guess you're right.

Come on, come on, come on, come on.

Now, do you not brush things, honey?

Oh, oh, oh.

That was a whiter clip he gave you.

Yeah, where were you?

I was going my hair out of the window.

And he was on the fire escape.

Not four feet away.

Not a very good shot, is he?

No, he isn't.

Oh, Sam, look at your poor little head.

Here, now, let me kiss it and make it well.

Hmm, wildroot.

Yes, you know, it gets me head socially and on the job.

For how long now?

What next, Sam?

Rosemary, I am going to the top now.

My dander is up.

Let's have a moment of silence while I put through a call

to Lieutenant Thomas Dundee of homicide.

It took you, boys, less than an hour to locate Joe Donigan

and haul him in, Lieutenant.

Rosemary's charges were not enough to hold him on attempted murder

and all I could identify was the back of his neck.

But you were good enough to bag him anyway,

so Rosemary and I could relax.

I went downstairs to bed and started chapter four.

Uh-huh.

Redgillus didn't trust Crilly Mowder,

the former of the crooked S.

Uh-huh.

You need grass, Harry speaking.

Sam, this is Dundee.

Yeah, Dundee.

What time is it?

Uh-huh.

It's early.

Yeah, in the morning?

Uh-huh.

Oh, yeah, it's daylight.

Hey, about that, uh, what was his name?

Uh-uh.

Donigan?

Anyway, that fellow we booked last night on your say-so.

Well, what a bomb.

That was a bad beef, Sam.

How come?

You better tell me.

Man was alibi, Sam.

When did that happen?

Well, a fellow named, uh, uh, uh,

you know, written down, uh, Hobson.

Warner Hobson says Donigan was with him at the time.

Who else says so?

Hobson's words are good enough for the commissioner.

Ran for assembly once.

Did you know he also ran for Donigan's wife?

You don't say.

Well, that's a real puzzler, Sam.

The human mind is unpredictable, Dundee.

Huh?

Oh, yeah.

Well, I hope you figure it out, Sam.

While I was shaving, I fought and fought.

I wondered what red jealous would have done

in such a situation that cropped up and bumped his health.

A thin smile began to play around the corners of my mouth

as I climbed the stairs to Rosemary's apartment.

When I got there, I didn't like what I saw.

It was a note at the end of the door.

It said, Dear Sam, I have been called to do another audition.

If anything crops up, you can reach me at Greystrone 3, 4, 2, 9, 2.

Oh, no, come here.

The villager Wilkeson talent agency.

Hey, I want to speak to, uh, Rosemary Fell.

Hello?

Yes, I'm still on the line. Who's calling, please?

Uh, Sam, a spade.

I'm sorry, Mrs. Fell. Can't come to the phone.

Who's in charge there?

This is Miss Wilkeson speaking.

Yeah, well, uh, why can't she come to the phone?

She's in the middle of her audition.

Wow.

Is there any message?

Uh, yeah, yeah. Tell her that Donnegan's out

and it's Hobson's choice.

Yes, Mr. Hobson?

Yes, my name is Spade.

Oh, yes, Mr. Spade, come in, come in, come in.

Why don't you phony up that alibi

for Rosemary's husband, Mr. Hobson?

Oh, because I knew he's not the man who fired those shots at her.

Were you there?

This is a matter of fact, I was.

If you would like to hear about it?

I would.

First, I'd better tell you a little about myself.

Over the past year, I've been interested in politics.

If I do say so, why?

Yes, yes, I know.

You ran for assembly, come to the point.

Well, in a way, this is the point.

My wife's a professional woman.

And her own career keeps her busy.

Good deal at the time.

Well, like the movie magazines say,

a classic career.

So, that's how I happen to take up with Rosemary.

I didn't know she was married.

And of course, when I found out,

I dropped her like a hot potato.

Potato, yeah.

Potato.

And then she started blackmailing me.

Did you know about that?

I still don't.

Well, I think I can convince you.

You know I have.

Well, I received a series of fitting phone calls from Rosemary.

And I finally decided to go to Donagon

and tell him the whole story.

Oh, he was as mad as a wet head, wasn't he?

Well, he said he'd stop her.

And I believed he was the right man to do it.

Well, last night he foamed me.

He said he'd had a little caucus meeting with her.

And assured me I'd have no more trouble.

But no sooner had I hung up that phone.

When she called again, making another outroly just a man.

I decided then to take things into my own hands.

Who happened to have a crack shot?

And I knew that I could come close enough to frighten her without actually hurting her.

Yeah, you were laboring under a false impression.

Oh, oh, yes.

Yes.

Well, uh, you believe me now?

Up to a point.

Well, I pray that's all I have for you, Mr. Sagan.

Well, uh, I have something for you.

Oh, uh, what's that?

What's that?

Look up here.

You see this bruise in my head?

Oh.

Well, all in the game, you know.

The shake.

I hold it.

Hold it.

Hey, lie still.

I'll get it.

Yeah?

This is Rosemary again.

Listen, I want to talk to you, cheap board healers.

You don't have that dough for me tonight.

I will have no weather recourse, but to snare your fat,

push all over the front page.

Hey, what's Rosemary?

And I am just the individual to do that.

You may think you are a wolf and she's clothing.

But in my opinion, you are nothing but a worm.

Yeah, well, look.

Buy you wrap.

And wrap.

Hey.

Hey, Rosemary.

Hello.

Nice.

Oh, wait a minute to pay.

What did she say?

You're going to wait as my report, along with the bill for my services.

Are you going to go to the town of Newton?

No, I'm so sorry, sir, man.

You do that, sugar.

I'm over here.

Likewise.

Are you telling me just in the air?

I could be.

In the meantime, is Rosemary foul still here?

Did you have an appointment today?

Yes, honey.

I called this morning.

Yes, she was here then.

You must be mistaken, man.

The office didn't know until noon today.

Yeah.

Well, could I talk to Miss Wilkinson?

You're in here, just now.

I see.

You never guess until one.

Not until one.

She's over KQW cutting my transcripts in my new show, Gold of the Girl and Gay.

Oh, hold on.

I mean, Gayle of the Girl, Gold.

Don't you mean Gayle of the Golden Gate?

That's it.

Gayle of the Girl, Gold and Gay.

You said it nine times.

Well, anyways, you're in here.

Good morning, Maggie.

Any calls for me?

Oh, yes, Miss Wilkinson.

And you're in here.

Oh.

Oh, really?

I was telling you, jamming you one year.

Obviously, I am.

Did you have an appointment?

I had talked to you on the phone this morning.

Spade.

Oh, Rosemary's friend.

Well, you might.

Uh, she'll be out in a moment.

Oh, the distressing business that was last night.

Rosemary tells me you saved her life.

Well, that's a slight exaggeration.

In fact, the whole thing was in the state.

Oh, really?

I've understood that.

Oh, here she is.

Rosemary, here's your friend.

Sam, I have a glad to see you.

Yeah.

What's the matter?

Plenty.

Well, thanks loads, Miss Wilkinson.

I hope the recording is better on this one.

I'm sure it is, Rosemary.

We'll call you when the client makes up his mind.

Well, thanks again.

Come on, Sam.

Goodbye, Miss Faye.

Goodbye.

Sam, what is this new development that appears to be griping you?

Uh, why didn't you tell me you were shaking hops and thorns?

Uh-huh.

And who has been feeding you this pile of grows, Falford?

Like Rosemary.

You may be an actress, but with me, your audition is over,

and you did not get the part.

And just what are your future intentions in regards to me?

None whatsoever.

I'm sorry I ever met you, and I'm going back to Bumper's Hell.

I went back to the office with my chair

and were comfortable position.

Opened the February number of Sheridan Adler to page 112.

The trail in Bumper's Hell, chapter 5, Stan Pied.

It was disappointing.

There was a lot of stuff about bawling cattle and best clouds

and flowing curly, standing on top of a butte,

not liking what they saw.

When somebody else, Stan Pied.

Red Gillis was riding ahead of the cattle

on his horse, stepping there with chuckle on his frame,

his ankle, red of the horse.

It didn't save which.

But red was lying prostrate in the path of the Adelante

of passing horns, not liking what he saw.

Uh, a whole little minute.

Let's see.

You know, I'm page 113.

Uh, I learned to be a privateer.

Hey, hello.

Spain, this is Hudson.

Come out here right away.

Something terrible has happened.

Such as?

Rose Mary is here.

And I am.

I think she's dead.

In here, Spain.

Oh, I don't know how she got him.

Oh, yes, I do remember.

I must have left the door unlocked.

Where were you?

I just got out to get some cigarettes.

You approve it?

Oh, I'm afraid not.

I got halfway.

And found I didn't have any money and came back.

You came back, walked through this room,

went in a bed room and didn't see the body until you started back?

Yes, the lights were off.

I stumbled over it.

This is the gun?

Yes.

She did it with my own gun.

Oh, I never dreamed her love for me would drive it to self-destruction.

Of course, now it's clear what really lay behind her poor clumsy ever to blackmail me.

It was a desperate move to get me back.

Oh, I'll never forgive myself for driving that poor girl to this.

Oh, worry about that, Hobbson.

This isn't suicide.

Murder?

Oh, great heavens.

What would Billy to say?

Believe it?

Yes, my wife.

Believe it or won't you say it?

Professional name, you know.

I was expecting you before that.

Oh, that's my wife now.

What can I tell her?

Never mind, I'll get it.

Hello?

This is Rosemary, for the last time.

I'm just calling to tell you that you have stalled around too long.

I have talked to your wife and told her the whole sorted pitch.

Why she wants you back, I will never know.

But I sold you cheap and you weren't worth a cent more.

I am a girl who does not like to do things halfway,

but you were just too late.

Goodbye, you fathead.

Yeah, Rosemary, I guess we were all too late.

I called you, Dundee, and then, like the rat I am,

made off of your prized suspect before you and your boys

from homicide arrived.

We arrived at the Belina Wilkeson family day to see

just as the boss was shutting up shop for the day.

She had the recordings under her arm.

All right, Belina, I'll take those.

But who?

Warner?

Mrs. Peele.

I like the door, Belina, we're going back in.

Warner, why?

You better do as he says, Belina.

Well, all right, but...

Give me those keys.

Inside both of you.

What do you play of these records?

The recording studio is just through there,

but you can spare yourself the trouble.

I admit I tricked Rosemary into recording

those blackmail speeches,

and then played them back over the phone to Warner.

I'm trying to hold onto my husband as a crime.

Then I'm a criminal.

I'll believe in my dream.

Come on, stop that.

We gotta get busy.

I phoned the Hobbson house, and you were still there, Dundee.

You said it was an open-and-shot case against Hobbson

and the globe room at once, I kissed my license goodbye.

But when I told you, my father,

triumphalically, in genius scheme,

you said, yes, you'd be glad to,

because it was a sure way of getting rid of me once and for all.

It took us nearly two hours to get things ready

and the latest recording studio.

We took the parts of Rosemary's so-called audition records

that we thought would fit the occasion

and dubbed them under a single side.

We played it back once,

and I phoned you at headquarters.

I'm a side.

Pretend I'm Dundee.

Spade, Dundee.

Everything's ready here.

Did you pick up Dundee?

Oh, yeah.

Are you here? Dundee?

Hold on.

Okay, believe it.

Start the record when I give it a nod.

Yes, please.

I didn't say it, Dundee.

You know, it's for you.

Nice.

Yeah, hold it.

This is Rosemary.

I forgive you for everything,

but there are some things I cannot forget.

You lied.

I have meant a lot to each other,

but after what you have done to me,

it is time you've pulled through the nose.

All right.

I didn't mean it.

I follow your rules.

I didn't like it at all.

But what you have done to me,

it is time you've paid through the nose.

You're right.

I am a girl who does not like to do things halfway.

Person, how do you know you're just following me?

You're always following me.

We have meant a lot to each other.

Okay, tell us.

Rosemary, you're listening.

Rosemary.

Have you known she's still on the line?

I want to talk to her.

Take him.

Hold on.

Take him.

Sam.

Yeah, Dundee.

Congratulations.

That was a brilliant piece of work.

Hey.

Sam.

Still on the line?

I'll be all right, Dundee.

I just fainted temporarily.

Say it again.

Will you pal?

Yeah, as I was saying,

congratulations on the brilliant piece of work.

Well.

But I have never, in all my years on the force,

heard her such a wild, insane, illegal, unethical,

and downright cruel method of extorting your confessions.

Thank you, Dundee.

I feel better already.

Period.

End of report.

But, damn, what happened?

Actually, I thought I had made that abundantly clear.

No.

In order to discredit her husband's paramour,

the lady gave her a come on about an audition.

I had to play the part of a blackmailer,

reading lines from a script,

which she, the lady, had prepared.

And, there upon,

proceeded the play, said,

records over the telephone,

well-knowing that her husband would erroneously

believe Rosemary,

to be a blackmailer, in fact,

and would drop her like a hot spud.

No, Sam.

No, I don't mean that.

Don't interrupt.

It was my inspiration,

I, Sam Spade, to use,

believe his fiendy's device for a high effort.

No, Sam.

Yes.

I'm at the Western story.

The trail and bump us quick.

It is not quick, Abby.

You can't say,

age over the radio.

Oh, yes, you can.

Bumpus Hell is the post office designation

of a hamlet right here in California.

It is?

Hmm.

Well, honey, what happened?

Did Red Gillis ever find his brother?

I didn't quite finish.

I've got to type that up, and I shall.

Well, here, Sam.

Oh, Sam.

What's the matter?

You don't look at all where?

You can't be.

It doesn't happen.

It's a misprint.

That's what it is.

What, Sam?

Maybe the writer was tied.

Oh, Sam.

It's only a story.

That's what you think.

Well, did Red Gillis find his brother?

I won't tell.

Oh, not, Sam.

I don't be child.

Oh, well, all right.

Remember the sheriffy shot on page one?

What?

It turned out to be the new schoo-mar.

Oh, how ordinary.

A woman.

Nice to see you.

Get up.

Good night, sweetheart.

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well, trying to find a needle in a haystack.

Sure, you can post your job to some job board.

But then all you can do is hope the right person comes along.

Which is why you should try Zippercruder for free.

At zippercruder.com slash zip.

Zippercruder doesn't depend on candidates finding you.

It finds them for you.

It's powerful technology identifies people with the right experience

and actively invites them to apply to your job.

You get qualified candidates fast.

So, while other companies might deliver a lot of hey,

Zippercruder finds you what you're looking for.

The needle in the haystack.

See why four out of five employers who post a job on Zippercruder

get a quality candidate within the first day.

Zippercruder, the smartest way to hire.

And right now you can try Zippercruder for free.

That's right, free at zippercruder.com slash zip.

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