Scott Mills, who has not yet commented on his sacking, was taken off air by the BBC last Tuesday

Okay, you're listening to NewsK365. It's the end of the month, 31st of March, 2026, we're

going into April. If things are so crazy now, aren't they, with Donald Trump, the things

he's saying, he's completely just gone off on a bender, hasn't he? What is going to be

reported on April 1st? Who is going to think this has got to be April 1st, but it'll

be real. It'll be something that came out of that slub's mouth. Oh, dear me, where do we begin

with the news today? So Scott Mills, who has not commented on him being sacked, was taken

off the last week, so he's been off for a week now. The presenter signed off by saying

I'll be back tomorrow, but Gary Davis has been presenting since he took over from Zoe

Ball in 2025 after a long career at the BBC and regional radio. He is paid between 355,000

and 359,000. His sacking is the latest in a series of controversies to before the BBC in

recent years, coming a week after it announced that Matt Britain would be the new director

general in May. So, yeah, I mean, updates, updates, give us some updates. Law on a clock,

the BBC's director of music, and this news has only been given to BBC staff who work

in radio. Everyone else told nothing. So, you know, almost no one knows anything about

this. So, weird. She said, I will update everyone with more information on plans for

the show when I'm able to. While I appreciate many of you will have questions, I hope you

can understand that I'm not going to be saying anything further now. At some point, at

some point, we have to know what's going on. Scott Mills himself, if no one else. Meanwhile,

Donald Trump tells the UK, get your own oil. The US won't be there to help any more. Well,

it's a two-way street. Wiggy. A report suggests Trump is keen to end the war, of course he

is, because he's losing. Even if it means failing to secure the reopening of the straight

of Hormuz. He's told the UK in a social media post to arrange for their own oil, even

as the waterways closure holds up supplies. What an utter buffoon! Oh, my goodness. Iran

is contradicting Trump's negotiation claims. There is no negotiation going on. What about

a Tehran toll booth? A plan to charge ships to use the straight of Hormuz. Oil prices

over $110 a barrel, 55% above pre-war levels. Could this be the biggest catastrophe in

the history of the American Empire? It's looking that way, unfortunately, and who's going

to suffer ordinary people. Donald Trump's not going to suffer. Normal people will. It's

truly, truly awful. On that note, let's move on. How about a quiz? What is the only fruit

that was its seeds on the outside? I know this one. I know this one for the first time.

I know the answer to one of the quizzes. It's the strawberry, isn't it? Yes. Which country

invented pizza? Don't say USA. You go to the back of the class if you say, oh no, you

go into the corner, if you say USA. Hi, who invented pizza? Italy. The modern version

with tomato sauce and cheese was created in Naples. How many bones does a shark have? Zero.

The skeletons are made entirely of cartilage, which is why the fake shark in jaws looks

so rubri. All the sharks look rubri. So how many questions did you nail? Tell me your score?

More trivia coming soon. Trivia round, complete. Go and press someone with those new facts.

Or not? Here's a quick, would you rather question? Would you rather, you know, got to make these

impossible choices? Would you rather have fingers as long as your legs or legs as long as your

fingers? I'm not sure I could walk with finger legs. I'm giving it a go, but it's breaking my brain

at the moment.