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This week Greg The Divemaster talks about how much easier it is now for divers in the US to get to Fiji. Plus where do you store your keys while diving? Looking for HOUR2?
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And welcome, this is the world's first radio show devoted to diving.
I am Greg the Dive Master. We have the scuba radio scuba squad standard bi,
but before we get to them and start diving into the latest dive news and information,
I got a special guest on from Caradana right now.
April is with us to help us kick off the show today because she just got back from traveling to Fiji.
Fiji Airways, one of our favorite airlines in the world by the way.
They have new service from Dallas to Nandi, the main hub of the Fiji and Islands.
And April just did that leg and we wanted to talk about that.
Find out what the experience was like.
So April, welcome to scuba radio. How are you?
I am very good. Thank you for having us, Caradana, on your show as usual.
And I did do a recent trip to Fiji and it was amazing.
Basically, Fiji Airways, like you say, we all love them.
They have a new direct route from Dallas Fort Worth.
And it's a non-stop flight, 13 hours,
runs three times a week, two stays, third stays, and Saturdays.
All right.
So yeah, that makes for very easy connection right now.
Especially for us East Coast folks here.
Right.
And Florida, usually we have to fly out to LA first, hop on their flight there from LA.
And you know, this cuts the flight time, at least for that long leg, kind of in half,
kind of makes things a little bit more convenient for especially folks on the East Coast of the United States.
But God help you. If you live in Texas, you got a new leg there in Dallas.
And if you can be there like, you know, late at night, it takes off.
I assume like it on a on a red eye type flight.
And then how they do it or what?
Yes. Yeah, it's really convenient now for anyone.
And if you're in Texas, it's even better.
But from the East Coast, like you say, it is a red eye non-stop, 13 hours.
And they kind of timed it beautifully because you get on the flight
and you sleep for 13 hours and you wake up in paradise.
They springboard you into the new day.
Correct.
You like skip a day, going and gaining back, coming back, I don't know.
It's all upside down.
You're jettisoned into the future, I think.
Exactly.
It's a pretty wild experience, but they do such a great job with it.
I know a lot of people, if they've never done a long haul flight like that, they think like,
oh my God, be on a plane for 13 hours.
That would be torture.
I mean, it's remarkable how actually smooth it goes when you do something like that,
especially with Fiji Airways, because they know how to do it.
Treat your right, get your rest, and feed you some amazing food.
And no matter, in fact, as soon as you step on the plane, you tell me,
did you feel like you were in Fiji as soon as you were greeted with Bula?
And welcome on board, kind of thing or what?
Exactly.
So the Bula spirit is right, the moment you step on the plane.
You can feel the Fiji and hospitality.
It's really warm.
You feel like your Fiji vacation has already started.
Yes.
Yeah.
And the whole thing is just kind of like seamless and smooth.
Even economy seats have a lot of leg room.
The food is great.
And you just have enough space to sleep.
And you, like I said, wake up in paradise.
And for those that don't want to sleep, there's a ton of movies you can catch up on.
Right.
They got plenty of stuff to entertain you.
But ideally, if you fall asleep and they do a pretty good job, they get you on the plane,
you know, after an hour or so, they're feeding you a real nice meal.
And after that, you might have a cocktail, which they include.
And then you're zonked out.
And if you're lucky, you're going to fall asleep for like eight hours or more.
And it'll feel like a three hour flight, you know, if you can sleep enough.
But if you don't, yeah, they got plenty of movies and entertainment to keep you occupied.
And as well as the Bose, they do that.
That's right.
They treat you so much better on Fiji Airways compared to what we're used to, especially in the states.
It's kind of sad.
Our state of affairs.
Their economy is like flying business class on most domestic carriers, at least.
Fiji is one of my favorite places on the planet by far.
And the fact that Fiji Airways makes it so easy to get to that part of the world.
I tell everybody who asked me, hey, Greg, what's your favorite place to dive?
Fiji is always in the top five, if not top three, when it comes to diving on the planet.
Just because the people are so amazing, you know, the service to get there is very easy.
You know, Fiji Airways does such a great job getting people there, you know, in comfort and that kind of thing.
But just the attraction of the diving there, the colors, the soft coral, capital of the world is right there in Fiji.
And, you know, it's one of those boxes as a diver you got to check.
Are you with me, April?
Yes, agreed.
Agreed.
I'm so glad you brought up the diving now.
Yes.
So, yes, besides the Fiji Airways, which is doing has laid the perfect groundwork to get there.
So there's no excuse not to go anymore.
Great pricing, seamless travel excellence.
Now, the resorts that I actually did get to experience, I just wanted to cover it real quick.
It's really good.
When I went to Taviyuni, I tried Paradise Taviyuni and they're more like a boutique hotel.
The experience is really personal.
I love it.
The diving is phenomenal.
You get to do the Samosomo Street straight.
I think I hope to get all this Fiji and words correct.
It's pretty nice.
It doesn't matter.
Yeah.
So, no, but they're known for the rainbow reef, which everybody is familiar.
Right now, hearing that word over and over again, but it's worse than it.
The colors are unbelievable.
You have the Great White Wall.
The Great White Wall is literally a dramatic 100 foot drop off covered in dense white soft coral.
I mean, it is, it's a sight to behold.
Yes.
Beautiful.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So you did Paradise and what were the other two?
The other one after that was a coral sun resort in Sabu, Sabu.
Yeah.
That's a bigger resort.
So it's the other end of the spectrum.
If you're looking for a bigger resort experience.
And that diving was also amazing.
They have access to Nameda Marine Reserve.
Right.
And there's too many excellent dive sites, but I'm just going to mention one.
Because it's something we can all identify with.
It's called the Grand Central Station.
So that speaks for itself.
Grand Central Station.
It means that there is a ton of traffic going in and out.
Right.
There's a lot of information that say converges on this site.
Yeah, coral sun.
Yeah.
Beautiful resort.
I stayed in a bungalow up top of the mountain of that resort once.
And I looked down over the rainforest.
And it was like these fruit flats are flying around.
I felt like I was in a Jurassic Park or something.
Yeah.
It was crazy.
Great stuff.
And so the third spot was where?
The third spot was a volley volley.
Oh, yes.
They're kind of like a great choice in between a boutique hotel and a big resort.
But just like the right niche right in between.
And they are a well oiled running machine.
It is incredible.
Yeah.
And diving wise, they're known for a blive water.
And you keep hearing soft capital, soft coral capital of the world.
And that's correct.
One of the things that you will get to see a lot will be, of course,
the incredible colors of different kinds of coral.
And it is so, it stands out.
For example, there was this dive site called Melo Yellow.
And you're wondering, what am I going to see?
You know what?
Everything is yellow.
It is incredible.
Right.
It literally is the colors of the rainbow.
I mean, you got everything there.
And that's one of my favorite resorts of volley volley.
The people, the family that runs it are awesome.
Yeah.
They are great.
So while you sound like you had an amazing adventure.
And I know people listening right now like, hey, I need to check that off the list for sure.
So all you got to do is call up Caradana or go online, Caradana.com.
And you are one of the folks there at the office will set them up and set them straight.
Yes.
Please do.
No excuse not to go to VG anymore.
That's right.
VG Airways has paved the way.
Thanks, April.
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CJ in the studio with me now.
What's you doing?
I'm doing a radio show about Scuba diving and talking about going to Fiji.
By the way, I got to thank Fiji Airways for taking my advice.
I finally took my advice after several years.
I said, look, they're filming the TV show Survivor on Fiji.
They've been doing this for the last, I don't know, at least five years, maybe even longer.
And now the 50 year season, 50th season of Survivor has been airing right now.
That show hasn't been on for 50 years.
It's been on, they've had 50 seasons.
So they usually shoot two seasons back to back and they, you know, they stagger them, you know, year after year.
So anyway, season 50 airing right now.
Fiji Airways is all over it.
They're finally promoting it the way they should.
And I was like, I kept telling them at the Dima show, like, hey, let's do a big survivor thing.
Yeah, I mean, because they're doing the show and I'm a big fan of Survivor.
I've been watching that show since its inception.
50 years or whatever.
You're a pop culture of 20 years.
And you like stuff even when it sucks.
No, it's good.
It's a good show.
It is a fun show you can watch with the whole family.
I enjoy it.
Is that the one where they're naked?
Well, the first season, Richard Hatch, who won the first season, he walked.
Who's burping on the show?
I mean, brought the scuba radio scuba squad on the air and they're already belching.
See, you got to, you got to pop them down.
Dear God, who was that?
I don't think that was a belch, Greg.
That was a, that was my disgust.
Oh, okay.
Well, all right.
You're turning his stomach already.
Yeah.
KC tobacco nut.
Oh, hair roll.
That looks good.
Two days.
Greg, it's bubble man.
Oh, bubble man.
Oh, that's it.
I am bubble man.
He is matured.
He is.
He is.
He is.
Bubble man.
He doesn't sound like that at all.
He should.
But Jared, the diver guy's here.
And we got Kenny from, uh, from, uh, sweet water scuba with us today too.
To keep us in line.
The only sane out of the bunch.
Anywho.
Well, I don't know after, after he heard you call him fruit bats, fruit flaps.
Heard?
I don't think he heard that.
Uh, I think he heard that.
Okay.
Well, we'll talk about the fruit bats possibly.
But, you know, look, I, I'm, I'm glad they are promoting Fiji more prominently on the 50, uh, 50, the season of, uh, survivor.
Because.
They're always lucky to have you, Greg.
Well, I mean, it, it's, uh, I think it's been a huge, uh, opportunity for them.
They like said they've been filming the show there for the last five plus years.
I probably more like 10.
They got a permanent installment.
They've been, they have a permanent base in Fiji, uh, for the TV show survivor.
And they don't just film American survivor.
They have Australian survivor and all these other, uh, countries that do a version of the show.
And, and some of those are filmed in, in Fiji as well.
So we should be on there as a team.
Well, you know, the thing I, I, I've been talking to them about is like, hey, let's do something at the, uh, at the Dema show.
And, uh, have a survivor theme, uh, do a big contest, you know, bring out Jeff probes and, uh, vote somebody off the island or whatever.
I don't know what we would do, but I, I've been bugging them about this for a year.
So at least they're taking it, you know, making it more visible for Fiji.
So just to shut you up.
They, you think they did that just going to be, yeah, warm down.
That could be a very well could be.
Uh, but they do have fruit bats there and they are massive.
I've seen them.
Yeah.
They are these things are like one hell.
No.
No, I don't, you know, you don't eat them.
I don't think you need to go back and listen.
They're a delicacy for some of the locals.
Yeah, but it's not.
I think you need to go back and listen to that little part in that statement, Greg.
You're thinking of Aussie.
Well, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Very well made.
No.
No, you eat fruit bats.
It's something.
Well, I know it's a delicacy for some of the locals, but it's not.
It is not very common.
I bet they don't really taste like fruit.
So don't let that.
Oh, they might.
I don't know.
Uh, fruity chicken.
That is garlic.
Yeah.
But I don't even know what Jerry was talking about.
That's the segment about what?
Probably tastes like wild fruit bats.
What do you mean they didn't call it fruit bats?
What are you?
What are you saying?
You said fruit bats.
When you're sitting on top of the mountain looking down into the rain forest and you can
see the fruit flaps.
Is he on drugs?
I don't know.
What is going on with that?
I will.
I will.
Drim.
You said fruit flats in the first land.
Get the crap out of your ears.
You also said octopide.
It's that of occupied.
But we won't go into that.
Well, I meant to.
Because that's how they pronounce it in.
You don't talk so good.
Anyway, you guys didn't hear me right.
I see it.
So any who?
You eat the guano.
Oh, I said that.
Who said that?
Who said that?
I don't.
They have guano in their ears.
You eat the guano.
I'm going to come from.
Okay.
Just quiet.
You.
Speaking of eating guano.
Uh-huh.
So any who.
I.
You know, there's a thing on on Fiji.
Let's see.
Uh, you know, if we do something at the Dima show for survivor, but it is on the radar.
I am talking.
I'm trying to get them to, you know, do this because their radar or your radar.
Well, I told I've started talking to them about this specifically a couple of years ago.
Uh, for the upcoming Dima show.
I will.
I will say yes.
You did do that.
Thank you, Jerry.
Okay.
He actually has brought that up.
Yeah.
Uh, but I'm sure they'll.
They took my idea and said, well, we'll do it on TV, but we're not going to do it here.
But maybe you never know.
I think it.
I've always thought it'd be fun to take the scuba radio scuba squad and put them on an island.
And I do the whole survivor thing there.
Well, that would be.
That would be the thing.
Well, you're part of it.
CJ.
No, no, no, I'm in studio.
You're in studio part of it.
Studio studio.
Am I part of the squad?
Or that's a good question.
I'm a little unclear.
Well, you're Thompson.
And so I don't know if I'm part of the squad or you might have to be the young island host.
Maybe I'll stay back.
I'm not hosting that.
I'm not.
I don't like that show.
You have to be the one to snuff out their flame.
And when they're voted off the island and into shark infested waters to be eaten alive.
All right.
CJ.
You're going to have to pay me a lot.
I'm not going to have my flame buddy.
Wow.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Whoa.
I was thinking the same thing.
That's a very odd choice of words.
Yeah.
Well, snuffing flames.
I don't know about that.
I don't know.
I do.
How many flames?
Things just got really awkward.
That's all I have to say.
Sick.
Yeah.
You know, especially when Casey is well, Barry's not here right now.
So I can.
I can blame him on the chemo.
Okay.
Yeah.
That's right.
He is going through some stuff.
I think he just went full homo.
You know what?
He may have.
And you know, drugs will do that to you.
I could have been medically castrated.
Side effects.
I don't know.
All right.
Well, this has taken a weird turn.
And I was just going to ask everybody where they store their keys when they go diamond.
Whoa.
None of your business.
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Yeah, but what do you do with your keys when you're like if you do it a beach dive for lobsters down in South Florida?
And you drove and you know where do you got a storm somewhere?
Just chuck them in the ocean and hope I can find them later.
No, I don't think that's ideal.
Just look for something.
You put them in berries not here.
He said, I put them in my prison wallet.
I'm sorry.
I don't know what he meant by that.
I think I do.
Were these thermos of warm water?
I don't know.
He didn't really go into detail.
Is that right next to the soap?
I might be.
I didn't pry.
When I say pry, I mean, you know, okay.
Anywho.
No, I mean, what would you do with your key?
I mean, I usually have a watertight box for stuff, but I always have that dilemma.
Like, you know, do I leave it in the car?
Do I figure out a way to get it to the dive shop or something?
There's always that issue of where you put your...
See, that's why I don't wear it.
I put more of a small bag in the car.
Okay.
All right.
One at a time.
Dear God.
You asked.
Yeah, but...
Okay.
Casey, go first.
Wear your hand.
Yes.
Please.
Put mine in a small dry bag.
And then into the prison wire.
That's...
Okay.
Yeah, but then wear your ear.
Where you put it...
Where you...
You mean you just...
You just set a bag out on the beach if you were beach diving and put...
Leave it there.
No.
Like, yeah.
Oh, okay.
We're beach diving.
Oh, wherever.
You know, I mean, you got to put it somewhere where people aren't going to get to it.
Or do you hide it?
Do you put it at the prison wire?
I put it on the top of my radiator and close the hood.
Okay.
Well, now we know where to get his car.
Kenny from Sweetwater Scuba.
Have you...
That ever come up on your radar with any of your videos?
And I got to give props to Scuba Divers Uncensored.
This is where I saw this topic.
And I was like, you know what?
That's pretty...
Pretty good question.
I already said we didn't steal.
Excuse me?
You told me we didn't steal.
You're a liar.
Anywho.
Yeah.
And one of you told me to steal, we borrowed.
That's not stealing.
I mean, we're lazy.
Excuse me.
Kenny, what do you think?
Have you ever thought about that?
Or has that ever popped up on your radar?
Like, what you do with keys or something that you got to have?
Two classes running trips all the time.
Absolutely.
I don't know...
So without a pickup, I've always had a pickup truck my entire diving career.
So...
Yeah.
I've always...
So my little trick is, I don't put it in anything that looks grab worthy.
I put it in like, I always rolled it up or put it in a little piece of trash.
Up in the corner in the bed that's covered.
So you got like, reach under there with a stick and fish it back down.
See, I would have thought he would stick it under his...
Because he wears this red hat.
You know what I could do?
Scuba Divers, you throw it up in there, right?
Somewhere I'm known about left and right.
Well, that's what I'm saying.
When you're diving, you can still have it in.
You wear it out when you're diving, don't you?
Regular red trucking.
These won't stay.
They float right off.
Ah, okay.
I tried it.
I tried rigging it.
It doesn't work.
I've been there.
Okay.
Been down there, right?
I've had this thing where I had a small little airtight box that I could slip in my DC pocket
when I was really in a pinch.
Like, yeah.
I mean, you know, hiding it in your truck, your car, whatever, you know, that's definitely...
Jared, the diver guy?
If you...
If you're short diving, you have to have a flag, right?
Yeah.
Your flag has a float.
Okay.
Oh, your knee is a little dry bag.
Not no big one.
Just a little one.
Not no big one.
Carabiner.
Clip it to the diagonal float.
Carabiner?
What?
Carabiner.
Carabiner.
Carabiner.
Caribbean.
Caribbean.
Close enough.
All right.
Well, you need a Carabiner.
Clip it to your darn float.
You're...
You're done.
Okay.
I've had a dive flag come undone and like...
Yeah, exactly.
Yeah.
Well, what about Freddie Brown?
You...
You got to do a secure...
You got...
If you're having a dag on float, disconnect, you ain't got a secure tag for it.
Well, you know, we've dove, which are the diver guys.
You've run a secure tag.
And he never stays near the flag anyway.
Yeah.
You run a secure tag from your float over to the line.
And if it comes in clipped or whatever, you still got it.
Okay.
I...
He totally lost me.
I did not.
There's a lot of knots and carabiner.
Maybe you swallow your key and then...
Then...
Get it later.
Yeah.
And it comes out to your prison person.
Well, it guarantees that you're not going to fly after diving for at least 24 hours.
That's what Dennis the menace did.
Yeah.
Okay.
Freddie, no, I don't.
Freddie, but...
For the Philippines.
Yeah.
Anyway.
Or would you do, Freddie?
You've been in this scenario.
A million times.
Yes.
So I use the logical way doing things.
Like a kangaroo.
And...
I know.
I take the...
I take the key out of the...
Out of the fog.
And then...
I put everything in the car.
Walk everything.
Then I have a little string that always stays at the side of my door.
So I take that string and then I tie it to the key that's in the fog.
And then I tie it to my BCD pocket.
And then I just go out and I go diving.
Now, when I come back, I use the key to unlock the door.
Right.
When you unlock the door, the car will sound the alarm.
So you have to hurry up because everyone's looking at this point.
But once they figure out that it's my car,
then I open up the door and then quickly disengage the alarm.
Okay.
She put a lot of thought into this.
It's overly complicated.
No.
It's not, really.
Why would that?
That's not...
No, that's very smart.
She's organized.
She's very secure.
What about you, Vinny?
Have you even thought about this?
Or do you, like, ask, grow it?
I'll let Bretton do it for me.
I really lost track of the conversation.
Sorry.
Sorry.
It was a trick question.
It was a trick question.
I know you're talking about some diving thing.
I'm pretty sure she's had a lot of training.
She'll answer the question.
She did.
There you go.
Then he just lets the car get stolen.
Right.
Exactly.
I don't know.
It doesn't matter because Vinny rode his bike anyway.
Yeah.
That's right.
Okay.
There you go.
Well, bubble boy, do you have something you want to add?
Or you're like, yeah, I give up.
I give up.
Okay.
You still have to lock your bike though.
Good.
You need to key to unlock your bike, yeah.
You don't want so many to ask how many seats are.
You don't want the booklers to get a holder?
Right.
You get a holder of your bike,
and then it's not there when you get back down the way.
Yeah, I would, yeah.
I have a problem, wouldn't it?
Yeah.
It's a combination lock.
Oh, that's a grill.
Yeah, no, no.
I never really can ever remember the common things.
Under the grill of the car.
Bunker like those ridges.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Set it on top of the wheel.
Yeah, let's see if it's doing it.
Yeah, set it on the top of a wheel or something.
or something. You get one of those little hidden things. Or you get one of this.
The gas pump. You know what you can do. Everyone looks there.
Here's a great idea. You get a beer can. One of those fake gear beer can
of safes. Or a real one. No, no. Fake one. It's unscrews and it's a hidden
compartment and you throw that in the back of your truck and people just think,
Oh, that's that's a whole jar of the diver guys. You got a beer can with that
beer. How many of these beer cases sort through and back of Jerry's truck?
Yeah, right. Then a bum is going to come along and think that it's a beer can
and take your whole vehicle. Ah, if that's a case and get you all those
little magnetic cases that slide open for your key in it and stick it under
the car or some more. Okay, that's that. And then of course there's the old
prison wallet. So take your pick. We're coming up. Stay close.
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This is the world's first radio show devoted to diving. I am Greg the
Dimastro CJ in the studio with me. We've been talking about an interesting
topic and being that Vinny two tanks has been paying attention so well so far.
I figured it's time for a pop quiz. I have a question he won't know.
Really? Yeah. I think he will. He's paying attention today. But go ahead.
When I put it, let's just a question for Vinny two days.
100 bucks at Vinny will not know. I say he won't know than you say he will.
I will not take that wager, but I do. I'll take it.
Okay, Jerry.
Are you old Alex Brilsky's book?
The complete scuba diver.
Okay. Well, that says absolutely nothing.
So go ahead. Hit us with that question.
Well, I think it's part of the book.
Yeah. All right. Well, let's see if you know.
There we go. What?
What TV show was Greg talking about earlier in the show?
Oh, I do. I know.
I don't know. It's not see hunt.
It's not see hunt. No, but I believe it's this show.
I've never. I've never watched.
He made it in his life.
Drone survivor.
Survivor. He got a son of a bitch.
Wow.
Okay. See, I was just going to ask him something much easier.
Like, well, what were we just talking about in the last segment, Vinny?
Did you ever figure that one out?
We were talking about deploying a safety sausage.
No, incorrect. You're incorrect, sir.
We're talking about where you put your keys.
There are other variables.
I don't know about that.
Oh, you forgot. Okay.
There's two issues there.
Two.
I don't know what I'm.
All right.
I don't think we're talking.
I don't think we never brought up safety sausages at all.
That was.
Oh, I thought you guys were talking about deploying lines and stuff.
That wasn't safe.
That was what was that about?
No, I'm not lying.
He was talking about it in many defense.
We're talking about lines and stuff.
Okay.
Guy brought up.
Yeah.
When you brought up prison purse,
that's for Vinny.
Like the sausage,
automatically cubs.
Okay.
That's enough.
Actually, here's enough.
I don't get that either.
What you talking about?
Yeah, we will.
We don't want to get.
We don't want to go there.
Forget you guys.
Yeah, exactly.
Tell me anything that's complicated.
It's way this is much simpler, though.
My life is easy.
Oh, well, I'm about to make it here.
Here's a tip.
Ignorance is bliss.
See if you think this is a leisure.
Yeah, that's a very famous safe.
Right.
I've heard this from Vinny before.
But no, here's something that Vinny you could use.
This is an idea on what to do.
Say with your keys while you're diving is to
get a little water tight,
like a pillbox kind of thing,
like a thing and throw your key in there.
And it actually then you clip it to your BC
and it doubles as a noise maker
because you can shake it.
And the keys will rattle.
And there a little bit.
Genious.
And to track it.
Nobody's attention.
Well, no, that's what I mean,
that's why you have a noise maker.
Casey, sometimes if you want to learn people to the test.
I can't bangers, rattlers, whistle.
Underwater.
What?
Nobody pays attention.
What are you talking about?
I always have a shaker with me.
I use it very sparingly,
but it causes a shaker with me too,
but it's above the water.
I don't get that, but I don't get that either.
I don't either.
And I think we don't want to.
You made a cocktail lately.
Oh, okay.
Jesus.
Well, I got that one.
Well, you're easily immune to what he's talking about.
All right.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Okay, so, but is that not a good idea with the keys?
I mean, you could do make a sure that idea.
Bad idea.
Why, Britney Brown?
Because I'd be worried that I'd break my key.
The thing would open up like,
yeah, I think it's in there.
It's in the BCD pocket.
It's secure.
Don't mess with it.
Hold it under your tongue.
Just keep diving.
I'm just saying you can get it out.
Well, just get you a damn magnetic freaking case
and stick it under your car.
Take it, I think duct tape it to yourself.
Duct tape it.
Yeah.
Like to your midsection or your leg or something.
Your arm.
Greg, why is everything got to go back there?
Yeah, Greg.
Well, this was CJ that came up with this idea.
I had nothing to do with it.
Yeah, but you're placing it just trying to locate a spot.
It doesn't matter wherever you want.
Yeah, wherever you want.
Any other regions?
Well, that it's personal preference.
Keep in mind you do have to take the tape off at some point.
Kelly Clarkson.
Greg, you take go there.
Wow, let it tell you like Clark Griswold.
Let it go.
Yeah, I don't know what you're talking about.
Hey, Griswold, hey, Griswold,
or do you think you're going to put a tree that big
bend over and I'll show you.
Oh, that's not a prop.
Oh, my God.
You got a lot of nerve talking to me like that.
What's talking to you?
Okay, all right.
You guys really need to get it.
Let's go back to David out of the out of the gutter.
Oh, I think my idea started it Greg with a bit section.
I'm just happy boy.
I just think with the prison purse.
Well, I'm just saying that I think the,
if you have a little like capsule airtight device,
though a key in there or key fob or whatever,
then you can shake it.
It's multi-tasking as a noise maker.
And I think it's genius.
None of you guys.
Let's move on to the next subject.
Okay, we have Kenny from Tech Scooblin.
From Sweetwater Scooblin.
I'm glad you got that right.
Casey.
What do you guys think of diving in?
Well, I don't know.
What do you mean?
It'd be an actual diving topic on a diving show.
Oh, you're assuming we have other.
This show is not about that.
Yeah, tell you tell them, Vinnie.
It's not about that.
And there's a good reason what it's for.
And it's very successful.
What's it for, Vinnie?
It's to it's to enlighten the world about.
Greg.
Okay.
God bless him.
Yeah, he finally gets it.
You know, I'd throw all these things behind me.
Yeah, you know, I mean,
thing is we're about to cross over the threshold of
scuba radio's 29th year on the air.
You know that.
Look at me.
Look at me.
What is your wife's Jerry laughing?
Why everybody look at me.
Find that humorous.
I'm Greg.
I don't know.
Oh, it's just just blacked along with beauty.
You know, the problem here is the Greg hasn't seen the water in years.
His nose is pointed straight up.
And, you know, when the end is waiting for it to last.
What do you expect, Casey?
I glue but do.
Is he going through chemo right now on the air?
No, he's roasting him.
Oh, I'm trying to get all this stuff out of my system now.
Oh, okay.
Well, that makes sense.
He thinks we're at the fire for something.
Yeah.
Say that again, Jerry.
What?
Let's go to Keeney for something.
Yeah.
Can he do you have something?
Or are they put you on the spot and they're like, hey.
Ask me anything, Greg.
I'm here for you.
Okay.
What kind of beard oil do you use?
Use me.
What kind of what?
Beard oil.
Beard oil.
I knew you used this beard wax.
It smells like maple syrup.
I think these are your ideas.
Exactly.
Johnston, I think it's borrowed some of, uh,
Casey, the tobacco is not chemo medicine or so.
He's getting stuff.
He swallowed half of it.
Yeah.
Well, there's that one.
No, we may use the, uh, big foot special on that.
Oh, you just be quiet now, uh, Jerry.
We hadn't mentioned him.
There's been kind of a long time.
You just ruined it.
You guys, uh, I mean, you know, he's a little, uh,
jelly probably because last week, uh,
his better half was out, you know, making the best.
It does stand up quality.
Greg, can I,
didn't go very well, but I respectfully request
that you never use two, two words ever again.
Which one?
Jelly and any who?
Wrong.
Oh, yeah, I will not.
Forget that.
I tried.
I tried.
I tried to point it out to everybody.
Uh, this show is about me.
Right.
And I will do what I damn well.
Why don't we call it Greg radio?
You know what?
That's the first smart thing you've said.
Because you're very gregarious.
For the, for 29 years.
Yeah, Greg radio.
It could be a thing.
Maybe we got to do a change.
Uh, you can talk about hamsters and whatever you want.
Huh?
Yeah, we, uh, we're, uh,
let's just mute all of them there.
This is Greg radio.
Not, uh, scuba radio, scuba squad radio.
Come on, get in line, gang.
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We're gonna, uh, check in with someone
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Yeah, much, much more coming up in our twos.
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