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This hour we get a live report from the Beneath the Sea dive show in New Jersey. Plus are you prepared for the annual visit from the Easter Eel? Looking for HOUR1?
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Sometimes it's mixed up there a little bit.
I would typically go to the scuba radio scuba squad now
and introduce them, bring them on, but they're in timeout.
If anybody heard our one, which there might be one,
or two folks, they'll understand why, but you guys are in timeout.
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So I'm going to give them a few minutes to think about the things they said,
the things they did in hour one.
And we'll see if we let them back on for hour two.
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Yes, Johnson.
Yes.
All right, so thank God we had some backup plans to kind of raise the bar for this show today.
And Jared from Nextive is with us today from Seacoccus.
It's the diving center of the universe this weekend for the beneath the sea dive show.
And he's there showing everybody the cool gear from Nextive.
Jared, how you doing there, buddy?
I'm doing good.
How are you?
I'm good.
And thank God we got you because the show was going off the rails.
It was a debacle.
I can only imagine.
Just like every other week, right?
So anyhow, let's focus on what you're doing today.
You're at the beneath the sea dive show.
First off, how's it going?
How are things there in Seacoccus?
Good weather.
You mean a lot of Jersey divers and New York divers up there?
What?
Yeah, we are.
It's the weather's been a little bit cold, but it's good.
And today started off a really good show and meeting a bunch of new people that are really nice.
Well, good.
I mean, you know, you know, the thing I love about that part of the country and for you,
this is your first time at that show, isn't it?
Correct.
Yeah.
So you guys have went up to the area and you meet the divers and they come out, you know, by your booth and they go,
I don't like to see this ready.
You know, and you kind of get an attitude from the Jersey folks, but it's very endearing.
I mean, it says if you're not expecting it, but they have big hearts and they're just some awesome divers.
I mean, you meet some very interesting people.
So the show's going well from your perspective.
It's going really well.
Yeah, it's going really well.
Yeah.
So what is the first thing they are asking you?
Are you getting a lot of like, hey, I'm not aware of where these guys come from?
Are you answering those type of questions or what kind of vibe have you been getting from folks?
We're getting very little of that, but what we're mainly getting is people wanting to see the colors and say in people seeing,
saying that they've seen this around and they like the colors and everything.
Right.
Now, did you take some samples up there like you sent me texts the other day of this new project, or is that with you now or no?
It is with me.
Yes, we have them on display here and we're showing people what the internals of the regulators look like.
One of the regulators that we have is about three feet tall.
Yes.
And I do.
He sent me pictures of this and he goes, Greg, I've got to send you this.
I, uh, 3D printed our regs, but they're like massive.
Yes.
And I'm like, what do you mean?
Like 12 inches big or something like a model type thing goes no bigger.
And I'm like, I'm looking at this thing.
I'm like, oh my gosh, it looks like the size of a, you know, a small garbage can or something.
And I'm like, you created your regs in this and they look awesome first off.
And as far as I know, I've never seen anything like it because they actually work.
Is that the case?
Yes.
I mean, you can't hook it up to you thing, but all the springs, all the springs work and everything.
That's amazing.
So it's probably, and I don't think I'm going out on a limb when I say that Jared and the gang from next time has created the world's largest regulator.
You think?
I think you can say that.
Yes.
It's awesome.
I was like, this is, now we just got to get a big old air tank.
We got to figure out how to do that or what to do with this.
He goes, you know, I'm going to take, I wasn't sure.
I figured you were taken into the show this weekend, but I would imagine it's quite a spectacle.
Are people getting their picture taken with it and the whole thing?
Yes, they are.
And again, people are just enjoying seeing it being taken apart and how cool it is with all the threads working.
Yeah, that's a genius idea.
And that's kind of the out of the box thinking that Nex has been bringing to the dive industry over the last few years.
I mean, you know, doing something like that's pretty unique.
And I love it.
But the colors, like you said, you know, the word has been getting out.
You can customize these regs to your liking, your style of diving, to your color preference.
And that kind of thing.
By the way, what's the most popular request right now color-wise?
Purple.
It is purple, huh?
Yeah, that's purple.
Yeah.
Why do you think that is?
They just think it's because it's unique or fans of prints.
I think it's just people like purple.
I don't know.
People like the color.
Yeah.
Why not?
I mean, I like red.
I have my extra second stage sitting here right on the scuba radio desk.
And I have the red next dive reg.
And I use this one kind of like it's just sitting here as a spare paperweight among the other
things at the moment.
But I love it.
I don't know if I got room for the big one.
But we may have to add that to the lab.
Are you not going to sell those?
I assume.
No, you are.
What?
You're going to sell those massive is like what?
Like a training tool for repair or just for fun or what?
Like all of it.
So we're going to sell them as training tools so that shops can teach their customers about
how they work and whatnot.
Yeah.
But also even just as just blows.
That's awesome.
I think that's a great idea.
You know, I saw the, especially the first stage was sitting on a table.
He sent a picture of it to me.
You know what you need to do that is put a light bulb in that thing and turn it into a scuba diver's
lamp.
Or something.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So that's, you know what?
And that's the thing.
They got the tools to do this stuff and they're doing it.
At next at anyxdive.com.
Go there, check out their regs and their systems and stuff like that.
So it's going well.
You like the area.
I mean, not only first time to the dive shows that you were telling me before this is your
first time to even the New York area.
Is that right?
Are you getting out there?
That's right.
I'm wondering around time square and playing tours in the off hours to a little or no.
We're staying an extra day just to you'll play and have fun before we go back to the office.
Okay.
Well, as you should, you know, they're out there on the west coast doing their thing.
But you're going to be at the other shows.
We've got two scuba shows coming up here at the end of May, you know, Long Beach and then the following weekend, Atlantic City.
And then of course, we've got Dima and New Orleans.
So we'll be at all of them.
Yeah.
And it's going to be a party.
Well, Jared, thanks for the update.
And, you know, it's good to hear the show seems to be doing okay.
At least from your perspective.
Is that right?
It is.
And I appreciate you reaching out.
Yeah.
All right.
We'll go share that regulator with the jolly green giant up there in the caucus.
And send me picks.
Okay.
Sounds good.
All right.
There you go.
Next dive, NEX dive.com is the website to go to and and you'll be good to go.
He's checked himself into sea caucus.
Sea caucus.
That is true.
That is so true.
And, you know, I mean, they're doing some cool stuff.
Have you ever heard of anything like that?
That's awesome.
No.
The world's largest regulator.
What could we do with that?
King Kong could suck on it.
Well, he's, yeah, I usually likes to scale the Empire State Building there in New York City.
So, you know, it's better to go prepare it, I guess.
Or Gazera.
Okay.
Okay.
I might melt it with his atomic breath.
Well, there's that.
Yeah.
It's probably.
Probably.
I don't know how he's, you know, resilient it is.
But knowing that, they probably fought through all those.
They did it.
They did it.
Okay.
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Yeah.
This is the world's first radio show devoted to diving and look, I got to tell you, you know, I'm pretty excited.
Wait, now we have access to the world's largest regulator.
Maybe we can tie that into something special with our 29-year anniversary, which happens, you know, April 1st.
And that's got it.
What do you mean?
I got it. How we can tie it in?
How we can use?
How? What would we do?
The world's largest regulator, right?
Yep. That's what I think we've established that part, yeah.
And we're a scuba radio.
We are.
They both blow.
Yeah, they do.
Sucking on air since 1997.
Might as well be the world's largest sucking device.
Sucking on air and sucking on air.
Right.
I think.
But yeah, we have that coming up.
That is genius.
So I'm not sure what we're going to do with it, but there's something.
There has to be something that we can do with this to kind of take it to another level.
I'm always looking the way, ways to re-up, you know, or, you know, I don't know, getting even better.
Latch on to someone else's great idea.
Exactly.
Like we've been doing it for 29 years.
Why stop now?
I mean, look, next week, attach yourself like an octopus.
You know, there's things that happen on this show that you won't hear on any other
not just scuba diving related show, but any show, like, for instance, the legend of
the history.
For good reason.
Well, but the legend of the history, it was something that we've helped perpetuate
throughout the world, perpetuate that's what I said, right?
And, you know, that's coming up next week.
So the history is going to make his annual pilgrimage to scuba divers, good little boy
and girl scuba divers around the world.
And come up through your plumbing and delivered chocolates and assorted treats.
And I guess, I guess, what, what's wrong?
It's nothing.
You know, we're also always looking on ways to diversify and come up with, yeah, see,
but, yeah, when it comes to Easter this year, you know, last week, you know, we had a little
mishap with Bigfoot when he tried his hand, it stand up comedy.
And it didn't go as well as he thought, you know, we kind of, we gave him this platform
on the show.
Well, everybody else to eat crap for a while until they get good.
Well, he thought, you know, maybe show biz was his thing.
Hopefully he'll give it another shot.
I'm not so sure it was, but he's linked up with a tank, our strip club DJ there in this
Ed Chuckles dive bar.
He might be in prison and using it prison, well, I, I, you know, after that little fiasco
from last week's show, uh, tank has reached out to me and he has, look, he, yeah, I have
an idea, uh, Easter's coming up.
I know you got the Easter Eels, a regular contributor and things.
Well, no, he actually, I thought this was a pretty good idea.
Oh, no, you haven't learned what?
He's always trying to all his ideas or redeem himself, yes, but, uh, he, he, uh, he said,
why don't we go to go back to a winner, uh, which was, uh, hot, honey, there's a first
time for Britney Browns, hot, honey, oh, yeah, right?
And, uh, so, uh, he said, I've, I've got an idea and we can, uh, you know, the chocolate
Easter bunnies and we're going to combine that and hot, honey, and actually that does sound
good.
Yeah.
And, uh, I was like, okay, well, Megan happening, he says, uh, he'll have it ready for
the world next week.
And, uh, he said he's even solicited some help from, from Bigfoot.
Oh, no.
He has it, you know, didn't work out well for him, uh, I guess, uh, as far as the
stand-up comedy.
So they're working together next week, uh, you know, what possibly go wrong, everything,
but we're going to give it a shot anyway.
It's just what we do.
Uh, so you got that to look forward to or maybe listen to this one before you just pop
it on the air.
No, God, no.
Why, you know, I've been doing it for 29 years, CJ, but why would I stop or change
our approach?
It's called growth.
So you learn.
Yeah.
Right.
You might get your bet.
Your boss might get bet at you.
Yeah.
Right.
Whenever he said, I have a question.
Okay.
Boogie doesn't even listen.
All right.
Good point.
Yes, Casey.
Go.
They didn't step us through their parable at the comedy club again.
I don't know.
I had nothing to do with it.
There was no connection to us whatsoever.
I just got the leaked audio, uh, of the, uh, fiasco that happened.
Uh, as far as I know, they're going to still be operating, but I don't know.
They might have been shut down after that.
I don't know what was left.
I mean, it sounded like a mess.
But, uh, but, you know, I mean, looking, we're always looking ahead.
And, uh, you know, way to enhance, you know, the Easter eels, uh, visit with the divers can
really latch on to.
I think is a good thing.
And that's just what we doing.
And if we come out with a new chocolate Easter bunny, it's going to be a, uh, a new
scuba radio confection.
Yeah.
It involves dark chocolate, uh, Easter bunnies and hot honey.
I think it might be what it said to do with diving though.
Well, I'm working on that.
I mean, I was like, uh, you can throw them some ideas.
Well, I, I did, uh, you know, we, we had like, uh, you know, a brainstorming session the other day.
And I said, okay.
And here's, how about this?
Go here, work with this and, and, uh, he goes, yeah, I got it, I got a boss.
He says he's got it, got a plan.
So anyway, so next week, we'll have that.
I mean, are you guys, if, have you been good enough, uh, divers all year round where you'll be visited by the Easter bunny, Jerry, the diver guy?
Or has you been great?
Huh?
I'm, I'm an instructor.
What do you think?
The answer is no.
Yeah.
Well.
Yeah.
All right.
My patience is tried.
I don't even know what that means.
I don't know.
I mean, Kenny from Sweetwater Scoobah, I don't even, do you even know about the legend of the Easter Eel, Kenny?
Have you ever heard of this Easter Eel?
Yeah, the Easter Eel visits good little boy and girl divers.
No, he used Easter seals.
No, if you Google this, you can, you can Google it.
It'll come right up.
Uh, the Easter Eel is a real thing.
And I'm not making it up.
Uh, we just jumped on this bandwagon and stole the idea like CJ was alluding to earlier.
What makes, what's a good, what's a good one and what's a bad one?
Oh, a good point.
That, that's a good question.
What makes a good diver versus a bad diver?
Well, we will address that.
Next.
I mean, we have plenty of examples of that.
You all have our opinions.
Maybe we need to set up the protocol for everyone to, uh, live up to.
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I think Flo just pointed out why Jerry, the diver guy, is not a good little diver boy.
Probably he might get bypassed by the easteriel.
I don't know how forgiving the easteriel is when it comes to visiting good little boy and girl divers every year for Easter.
But I don't know.
You know, Kenny brought up a good question.
Like, well, what makes you a good diver versus a bad diver?
What's the criteria?
Yeah, how do you judge?
I've never really thought about that.
I have one.
Brittany Brown seems to have an answer.
What is it?
Not fin kicking the reef.
Okay, that makes sense.
Yeah, you can't be a dozer diver.
You can't be Mali, Mali, Mali good or skills good.
Skills, skills, skills.
Yeah, we're all Mali corrupt as far as this crew is concerned.
So, yeah, I mean, you got to be properly trained and execute.
You can't be like Jerry.
I basically do everything that Jerry doesn't.
Like, stay close to the dive flag when you're diving with a buddy game.
Don't get lobster.
Lobster fever.
Look, actually come up with air in your day.
Yeah, exactly.
I've come up with air in my tank every time.
It's not my fault.
You all run off and left me at the day going honey hoe.
Not true.
With all the lobsters.
Hot honey.
Oh, yeah.
He's the only one who saw those lobsters that day.
Yeah, okay.
Oh, so we got Dennis just chimed in to join the squad.
Come up with all the lobsters.
And you should have measured them because you were pulling up some short.
Oh, there it is.
There it is.
You had to throw it at these two back.
That's another one.
There was one.
There was one.
Yeah, there'll be no healing.
You're talking.
Keeper.
There was one.
Short.
Actually.
Okay.
Okay.
I've spoken.
Yeah.
Casey gets a dimaret for being a bad diver because he keeps speaking.
When he's not has not been recognized.
I don't want to put you in time.
I've spoken.
I would like to speak please.
Nope.
You may not have the floor.
Okay.
Good.
Good for us.
Yeah.
No, okay.
Go ahead, Casey.
I'll wait.
What was your point?
You said Jerry kept pulling up the shorts.
I was wondering if they looked a lot like red spanks.
That's a different type of shorts.
And we really don't want to go there.
I, I, I defend myself.
I only had one short.
And that was close to the water.
But when we got on the surface, it was still.
We threw it back.
All right.
Well, it's going to happen to him on Easter when the Easter meal comes up through his plumbing.
It's going to fight him right in here.
That's what he does.
Can he just for the record?
If the Easter meal thinks you've been a bad diver for the year.
Yeah.
God help you.
And you know what he says when he does before he does that?
Well, I have rabies.
He goes, I see your high knee off that and shiny.
No, I don't.
Better hide it before I buy it.
No, I don't, I don't think he sings.
I haven't heard him.
No way.
No way.
Yeah.
But uh.
I can't see.
I really like that.
Yeah.
Courtney's turning into a dog.
Yeah.
Courtney's signal went.
We.
We.
I tried one more.
Yeah.
Try one more time, Courtney.
Walking.
I said, I really like that song.
Oh, okay.
Well.
Throw her a fish.
All right.
Yeah.
You know, uh, brown nose.
He'll get you ahead.
So you're a good diver.
Yeah.
She might.
She may have just one.
Okay.
So we got over the threshold right there.
What you're saying is if you brown nose.
You get ahead.
Well, we've been doing this for 29 years.
You haven't caught our day and far gone.
She.
I'm not brailed.
Those are good.
I know.
That's your problem.
We'll ever bring you back.
Get with the program, Jerry.
Uh, Dennis.
Yeah.
Well, I was just saying, Dennis, what do you have?
Do you have something you wanted to chime in?
Here's just like, you want to just.
I'm just going to suck at the losers.
Because my daughter and I were out diving the band in Berg last weekend.
Oh.
I think that makes you a good diver just by going out and taking your buddy with you.
And does that count?
I know it does.
Jerry.
It does count.
Uh, he does get it to merit for not having me go with him though.
Well, I think.
Taking family over me.
What the hell is wrong with your priorities, man?
Come on.
I think I had the right priorities.
Uh, I at least found my way back to the dive boat.
Oh.
All right.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
I don't know where he's going with this.
Doesn't sound.
Doesn't sound appropriate.
It seems like you got a participation.
Trophy for being in a navigation class.
Great.
Who lost the boat?
Aren't there lines on that wreck?
Well, that wreck.
I'll tell you what.
He was his way every time.
Uh, that is incorrect.
Navigation.
A guarantee he wouldn't need to brush up on his Spanish on that, uh, that dive though.
Because, uh, well, they said the current was strong, but manageable.
I disagree because I got a full upper body workout before he even got to the downline.
Absolutely.
But why do you have to have, uh, no Spanish?
I don't get it.
Uh, because if you let go of that wreck, you were going to wake up in Cuba.
Oh.
Yeah.
But they have no power.
So she was, she was ripping pretty good.
Uh, yeah.
If you have a dive light, the van and bird is always got a current.
It's kind of like the, the, the, the bed.
The being the bib.
Right.
Okay.
The bib is just, uh, you know, what a week you might get on it.
And it was a great dive though.
And it turned out we tied it perfectly because last, all last week, I guess, the weather had
been just garbage, you know, high winds and then it was cold.
Right.
So this was the first day out with last Sunday that, uh, they actually took a trip out to
that air, that boat.
All right.
Well, I'm a given credit then.
I'm going to say Dennis could fall in the category of being a good diver.
There's a very good chance he's going to get chocolate.
Uh, around his throne on Easter morning.
And then that would make you happy, right?
Dennis.
Oh, absolutely.
Love the chocolate.
See?
Drone chocolate.
Well, technically, but Easter you is a brown nose or himself.
Well.
I mean, come on.
My definition.
Good point.
Now, that's funny.
Yeah.
I don't care who you are.
It's a depth perception.
Remember that.
Good point.
All right.
Well, so.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm sorry.
I'm still processing.
The AC is trying to make about what happened to the state recoaulating.
Yeah.
I look at Vity it is faces.
It's like that little ball that circles circles on your computer.
It's working.
Esbalades ball of dead and the wheels go.
It's gonna be okay.
wheels on the bus go around.
Yeah.
But, uh, I don't know, Kenny, I doubt this is helping.
I mean, what would you think the threshold between a good diver and a bad diver would be?
Just how they dive and how responsible they seem to be
Well, yeah, I mean there's boat etiquette to you. There's there's like an easy. No
Is he someone poke him
Yeah, yeah, I think a good matching that like I mean a good diver to maybe someone that's gonna drop down into a tech
Dive to the bottom on the van and Berg might not be a good diver to someone who's just diving the shallow. Good point. Good point
Yeah, I mean basically
Yeah, if you just look at the scuba radio scuba squad and do exactly the opposite your odds are with you that you're gonna be on the good side
Hey, if you follow Greg you will be lost. I yeah, whatever
So is there a good eel and a bad eel visitor? Is it just the same one? He's he's either friendly
Right guy up north you get a lump of coal or you get a present. Yeah, but it's not a lot of a call
He bites you in the ass or he gives you some nice
Tasty chocolate. Yes, hopefully it's wrapped
Okay, and one more thing that everyone in scuba radio absolutely 100% lacks
Being diver ready the second that the die master says that that that's right. That's that's one that goes back to Jerry
The what is he the turtle slot?
Yeah, juicy butt turtle juicy butt turtle slot and you know the juicy butt thing may work for the history. Oh, I don't know
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Let's join the celebration down there. Let's all have a happy Easter
Here comes at the Easter ale. We're not quite sure just what's in steel. He comes to good divers on easter day
Oh wow you wake up Easter morning, and you'll do what we all do
He might be there to wish you well, but don't confuse him with your poo
So keep the lid up for him this year
Easter is almost here
Divers round the world now. I'll say yeah
That was a great inspiring legend that you made up. Nope. It's a god's honest truth
Easter yield just a week or so away good visit you if you've been a good diver all year, and if you haven't
I just wouldn't use it. I would not use the toilet Easter morning
Because you're gonna go outside like a dog. Yeah. Oh, no, no, I'm good
I go in there first answer was here honest answer no
And matter of fact, you got wind that we we have a new
Confection coming out for Easter
Next week as well that hopefully we'll enhance the whole Easter real fudge legend
No, no, no, it's hot honey
Fudge and chocolate honey snorkels
It looked like
All right, Greg are you all right? No, I just don't want Dennis to spill the beans
I need to call him. I'm just guessing. Yeah. Well, we we there's some big news happening next week
And we got you know, it's called the teas
And I'm telling it's gonna be huge and it could be
It could be the next big thing it could finally
I'll never hype it or anything. Yeah, it might finally allow me to make enough money to retire from this show
Ha
Yeah, right. Yeah, why can't I can't Greg? Yes, bring it brown. What's going down you if you want to avoid the Easter eel on Easter Sunday
Yeah, you can always ask the biny for tips on how to avoid toilet when you have to go
Oh, he has a technique that he uses. No, I mean he's got different locations remember he has unique options
Yeah, he opens
Yeah, yeah, yeah, we yeah, but we don't want to go there and you know, I have a quiz and just so we're clear
The Easter eel will use any type of plumbing. So if you think you're just avoid them by not using the phone again my friend
Yeah, yeah, well, Vinnie's got other option. I wasn't speaking of it. So does the Easter eel just so we have just so clear
Do we have time? Do I've time left in the show to give Vinnie a pop quiz? God no
But go any go ahead pop quiz
The show you're on right now is called scuba. What
I mean, wow. Yeah, it's a ridiculous question. It's a ridiculous
How dare you he knows one more question
Okay, one more. What is it? Do you have the question Brittany or do we got to come up with one real fast?
Come on, put one. Okay, Brittany
Says we need to ask you a question Vinnie. So the question is have you been a good diver this year or a bad diver in your world? What do you think?
How do you think how do you think let me put it this way?
How do you think the Easter eel would look at you when it comes to whether or not you've been a good or bad diver the last year
From Easter to Easter. Yeah, that's the year. You think you've been good or bad? I think I'm getting better
I'm not the greatest, but I'm not I'm not now you got to make a decision good or bad you make good or bad
The past year good at it. Oh
God easy lookless. Yeah, you know my yo make me hold his chest silent. What all this chest? Yeah
What my I just got my battery changed a little sword. Oh, that's why I thought I thought he was how I thought he was showing us love
I don't know his face maker. Okay, just a little bit. Yeah, go ahead
Vinnie
What kind of hat do you have on right now? I have a scuba radio. Yes, bless him
Yes, see that's the kind of
and
stuff that then I wish the entire scuba radio scuba squad would do but he's the only one who stepped up either that was a correct answer or there's a tree
You can't see my shirt Greg. I have a scuba radio shirt up. Well
He's old. Yeah, why your shirt says Salt Lake
Yeah, he's lying
Yeah, Jerry what shirt are you wearing right now? I think God you're wearing one
Yeah, okay, all right. Well, I think we've established
Very clearly that the entire scuba radio scuba squad
Are worthless enough with that terrible diet. I got something. I got I got to know. We're gonna get a bit
I have a burning question real. Okay. Yes. I got to know what I was looking around and this caught my eye
I've never seen this before in the scuba radio studios. We yeah, that's what we are. Yeah, yeah
And it's a it's a patch
And it does fit with what you seem to be always obsessed with I don't want to know what's the meaning of this
What is that?
Read it to everyone read it to the camera read it to read it to your fans. Uh, poo diver patch
Uh, what's it afraid to know poo? I don't know where did that come from
It was right over here with all the stuff. We you know, we have dink nacks from 29 years of doing this show
You you're I don't need to clean this out. Uh, what that all kinds of looks like Greg
No, that doesn't look like me
See that guy knows what that is
Gross is what that is
It looks like a patch like like he had to do somebody you had to do like a boy scout. You had to somehow earn this
Well, why is it coming back on me? Why do you think I earned it? It was by your studio? Yeah, but your stuff
Yeah, but it's by your station cock job. This is not mine
I've never seen that maybe maybe you earned it. Don't try to put this on me. This is your studio. This is all your crap
You've even got a little turd light right here then anyone can see
and as you
Yes, put a dial phone everybody out. There's got to be a scientific name for it. Bubble boy probably knows. What do you think?
Yeah, I think if that's that was a patch I earned on
on dives. That's to Dominica
The old brown trout back studio. Yes, that's what it was from
Yeah, advanced uh, it's all coming back certification. Now I remember it's I had blocked it out until you you brought it up and then
Bubble boy that's an advanced certification. I don't have. Yeah. Well, I mean, you know, so bubble boy
It's a point because he just took the hit for you. No, he didn't take the hit. He earned the badge
He dropped trowel and let a brown trout float down the rivers of Dominica floating down the river and then over the
You know down it actually we're high up in the mountain. He dropped a floater
So well, so what he did was polluted all the drink and water
Well, they do drink out of it
Oh my god, but I really the main thing I remember is like I felt really bad because I knew there were some honey moaners
You know down having a romantic moment
In one of the waterfalls below us
Yeah, but you know, at least he got a badge out of it
Yeah, and you know, so
You know, we're still talking about it 10 years later. Yeah
I don't know why it's here and not on them almost 20 years later. Yeah
I mean
Okay, so you know the bottom line is okay, that's enough
Hey, thank you. At least now I know now you know, but I had nothing to do with it
You just you just assumed and you know what that you know what happens when you
Assume god johnson. Yeah, I'm always right
Right
Anywho says his second mind. All right, I think all the we've established is none of us are getting chocolate on
I am all right. Well, I am too. I mean I mean the Easter you go I don't eat chocolate. So it doesn't matter
Well, it won't matter at all because it's gonna come up through your plumbing and but you reign the
You know, yeah, it's been very clear Jared the diver guy has not been a good little happy Keester
Yeah, it's a matter I don't eat chocolate. So
If he doesn't ever do it, I'm gonna have it in it. Okay. Well anyhow
Everybody is gonna get caught up in their shots and prepare for the easteriel accordingly
And until we find out what truly happens remember. It's always better. Where?
Down where it's wetter. Shake them everyone
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