Secret Migrant Flights, Parker Pens, Corpse Rape, and Bernie Sanders

Secret "Migrant" flights. America's favorite news sources ignore a bombshell report about 320,000+ illegals secretly flown into the US. Why? America's favorite cuddly communist tells us to break up with Netanyahu's "War Machine." Oh–– and America's favorite pen, the Parker Jotter, now jams and falls apart. What gives?