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That's the home.
That's your photograph.
Yes. New today. It was from Charlton's.
Very. He came to me with his cast on the morning of my wedding to Mr. McFarlane.
Have you ever told your son?
I just want to call. Why?
Because if the police were to learn that you can, they would mark it down as providing an additional market for hint of murder, doesn't it?
But no case was too hopeless for my friend Sherlock Holmes when he was defending the life of an innocent man.
My name is Watson. Dr. Watson.
And it was my privilege to share the adventures of Sherlock Holmes.
I would tell you what happened in the case of the Norwood Doodle.
Hardly any case began more abruptly as you may judge yourself in the building.
What? Mr. Sherlock Holmes. You mustn't blame me. I nearly met Mr. Holmes.
I am the unhappy John Hector McFarlane.
Have a cigarette, Mr. McFarlane.
I'm sure that with your symptoms, my friend Dr. Watson here will prescribe a sedative.
Mr. Holmes. Oh, Mr. Holmes. I do beg your pardon. But the young gentleman don't stand on the head of me.
Don't worry, Mrs. Hudson. Just leave us please.
Very well.
Now, Mr. McFarlane, you mentioned your name as if I should recognize it.
But I assure you that beyond the obvious facts that you are a bachelor, a solicitor, and a fee-mason.
I know nothing but ever about you.
But if you know all those things that are purely from observation, I assure you.
The, may I say, the untightiness of your attire, the chief of legal documents protruding from the jacket pocket,
the metallic watch charm. Fight straight forward, eh, Watson?
Oh, quite. Quite. I'm all of those. And in addition, I'm the most unfortunate man in London at this moment.
I appeal to you, Mr. Holmes. If they come to arrest me before I finish telling you my story, make them give me time to tell you the whole truth.
I'll arrest you. I'm not sure.
For the murder of Mr. Jonas, only could have gone old.
Well, Holmes?
True, Watson.
It was only a moment ago, Mr. McFarlane, that I was remarking to my friend that sensational cases had quite disappeared out of our newspaper.
Is that so? Then you haven't looked very closely at that one there.
See? On the very front page.
Indeed.
Uh, Watson, if you'd be so good.
How's that, ma'am?
Mysterious affair at learn or would? Suspicion and murder and Austin.
There, about 12 o'clock last night, an alarm was given that a stack of timbals on fire at the yard of Mr. Jonas O'Dekker, a woman, builder of learn or would.
The engines were soon upon the spot, but it was impossible to arrest the conflagration until the stack had been entirely consumed.
Surprise was expressed to the absence of the owner of the establishments and investigations revealed that a murderous struggle had apparent that taken place in his study, where slight traces of blood were found.
An open walking stick found a poor blood stain on his handle in the safe.
Uh, had been opened and papers scattered about the room.
It is known that Mr. O'Dekker received a visitor yesterday evening a young London solicitor named John Hector McFarlane, who is now being sought by the police for his help in their enquiries.
He was, you see, now we got the stoppers. They are below what here, yes.
Yes, police there, evict him to stop the death in his room, papers rifled and dead body dragged across the wood pile, which was then ignited in search of the hide-all places of the crime.
Rich heavens.
Yes, the case has certainly some points of interest.
May I ask Mr. McFarlane how it is that you're still at liberty.
I live with my parents at Blackheap, but last night, having to do business with Mr. O'Dekker late in the evening, I've stayed on hotel at Norwood.
I knew nothing of this affair until I read that newspaper account on the train to the city.
I hurried at once to put the case in your hands. As a matter of fact, I swear I'm an unfollowed me out of London bitch station.
John Hickman McFarlane, I arrest you for the moveful murder of Mr. Jones O'Dekker.
Thank you, Mrs. Hudson. Very good.
Now, McFarlane, it's my duty to warn you that anything you say will be taken down and made it put in evidence.
This gentleman is on the point of giving us an account of the affair, which might aid in tearing it up.
All right, McFarlane, get on with this for it.
I must explain first that I knew nothing of John O'Dekker except that my parents had been acquainted with him many years ago.
So I was very much surprised to get a request to go out to his home yesterday evening and advise him on a legal matter.
When I got to his house, soon after line, I was led in by a middle-aged woman, his housekeeper I should have been.
My dear young sir, do come in. Thank you sir.
A big part, shall I say something now?
In a few minutes, Mr. Victor, I'll just take my young friend here with the business I have for him and then we can discuss it further over the meal.
Will that suit you, Mr. McFarlane?
Anything you say, Mr. O'Dekker.
Very good, sir.
Very good of you to come all this way, Mr. McFarlane.
I knew your parents many years ago, you know.
I have heard your name. I know, doubt, no doubt.
We'll now, to come straight to the point.
I ask you here this evening to attend to my will.
I see if you'll read the will for yourself, you'll discover why I said for you very well.
Here it is. Thank you.
Mr. O'Dekker.
It's short and to the point, you see?
Oh, Mr. O'Dekker.
This will leave your entire estate to me.
I am the most deserving recipient, so my enquire is a burden.
But I don't understand.
It's quite straightforward, my dear young sir.
I am a bachelor with hardly a living relation in the world.
I knew your parents in my youth.
As yourself, I have always heard it said that you are diligent and thoroughly deserving.
Therefore, I choose to make you my heir.
I don't know what to say.
Now, simply assure me, as a lawyer, that the will is in proper form.
I shall sign it.
Mrs. Lexington shall witness, and then we'll have supper.
With the greatest pleasures of the number of papers,
I have indeed morbidly scripted so on, which I should like you to examine.
You will inherit them all someday, and a few words of qualification now
will save you in the searching when that time comes.
May that time be long delayed.
I share your wish, Mr. McFarland.
I think everything is taken into account now.
I'll put all these papers back in the safe when you've gone.
Oh, goodness me. It's near in midnight.
It's been a pleasure, sir.
Indeed.
Oh, I don't go that way if you go mine.
Oh, sir.
And the doors creak, and I shouldn't wish to disturb Mrs. Lexington.
Unnecessarily.
If you wouldn't mind the French window, of course not.
I did have a tear somewhere, I'm sure.
Have you mislead something?
My stick.
Yes, I'm sure I had it with me.
You did?
I didn't recall.
Well, my boy, I should see a good deal of you now, I hope.
The actual stick turns up our keep it here until you can come back to claim it.
It will be a great pleasure, sir.
I'll let you know.
The safe open, the papers and packets on the table.
It was too late to get home, so I spent the night in a hotel in Norwood.
I knew nothing more until I read of this horrible affair in the morning paper.
All right then.
Hello, Mr. Holmes.
Anything you'd like to ask?
Nothing till I've been to Blackheath.
Oh, yes.
No doubt that is what I must admit.
Constable.
Constable.
Sir, take him away.
I'll follow you later.
Mr. Holmes.
I still do everything I can, Mr. McFarlane.
Thank you, sir.
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I put my trust in you.
You swank.
Well, Mr. Holmes.
The case is not clear to me at the state.
What about you, Watson?
Oh, looks pretty clear up to me.
I'm afraid.
Exactly, Dr. Watson.
My goodness, trade.
You don't add imagination to your other great qualities.
But if you could, for one moment, put yourself in this young man's place.
Would you choose the very night to will have been signed to commit your crime?
Wouldn't it seem dangerous to you to make a very closer relation between the two incidents?
Well, no.
Would you choose a location when you're known to be in the house by the servant who'll let you in?
And would you really take the greatest pains to conceal the body?
And yet leave your own stick lying about as a sign that you were the criminal?
Confess to straight.
It's all very unlikely.
If you know as well as I do, the criminal is often flooded and dusting the cool man would avoid.
Suppose some tramp, lurking in the garden, had seen the dark human stare in the room
with a safe wide open and paper's all over the table.
Exit the solicitor into the tramp.
He teases a stick which he finds there.
Kills, though, they ca' burns his body and the parts.
But why should a tramp burn the body?
Why shouldn't it fall and get rid of some evidence?
Possibly the tramp wanted to conceal the fact that any murder at all had been committed.
Why did the tramp take nothing?
Because he found they were just papers he couldn't negotiate.
Well, Mr. Holmes, you look for your tramp.
Just remember one thing, though.
So far as his loan, none of those papers were removed.
And our prisoners were one man in the world who had every reason to leave them all there intact.
Since he'd soon elated them anyway.
I don't mind that the evidence favors your theory strongly, Mr. Stade.
I only wish to point out that there are other theories possible.
Well, honours be going.
Very nice.
And looking at nowhere, if you're passing, and see how we're getting on.
Goodbye, gentlemen.
Good-bye, Mr. Stade.
Well, he's got a strong face home.
Now what, sir?
If you kindly help me with my coat?
Oh, sir.
Will you go in?
Yes, sir.
As I said.
Well, I'll just get my coat.
No, no, no, my dear, sir.
I don't think you can help me.
Oh, boy.
Brilliant.
There's no prospect of danger.
I shouldn't dream of staring without you.
I trust that when I see you again this evening.
I shall have been able to do something for this unfortunatly.
Did you be back the long ago?
It's all going wrong, Watson.
Really?
British juries have not yet attained that pitch of intelligence
where they'll give preference to my theories over the Stade's facts.
Did you go to black youth?
I did.
Young my father's father was away, but his mother was at home.
A little fluffy, blue-eyed person.
I'm not guilty, Mr. Holmes.
I want you to be saving the possibility of it.
I asked you to do it so they could face it
by the surprise of your destruction.
I miss you, my father.
He was more like a malignant and cunning aide for my human being.
Oh, isn't he even a young man?
I hate him that much.
I've gone as dead as a blessing.
You knew him from his youth?
Oh, I knew him well.
He did ask for me to marry him.
I haven't had the sense to refuse.
What was his answer to that?
Here, I'll show you.
I have a strong answer.
What do you think of us, Holmes?
It's your photograph.
Thorne and his.
Nutanated with some sharpens from...
No, he sent it to me with his cush
on the morning of my wedding to Mr. McFarlane.
The scene?
Have you ever chose your son?
Why didn't she call?
Why?
Because if the police were to learn that you had,
they would mark it down as providing an additional
motive for him to have murdered this man,
revenge for his past cruelty.
Oh, Mr. Holmes, my son did not chose you as old age.
Well, at least it could be argued that he was cast away
until the impact was wide-sighted before the evening.
Though they can't let all his property or something.
Neither my son nor I want anything from Jonas old age
are dead or alive.
Nothing, Mr. Holmes. Nothing.
Now all you've got was more evidence against your part.
Nothing to help our own hypothesis, isn't it?
What do you do off there?
I went to Old Acres Place.
They just made a great treasure trove.
One more kind of treasure.
Clouser button.
Clouser button.
It spent the morning raking among the ashes
of the burnt wood pile.
And a number of prongs of buttons had come to light.
This is Lexington, the housekeeper swore they were one
she'd sewn on for Old Acres.
This is Lexington, eh?
Did you have a word with her home?
I did, Watson.
And I'm convinced that she could tell us something
if she wanted to.
A little dark woman, as close as Wes.
We're going to get that next bar.
Show people our past nine, Mr. Holmes.
And I wish now my hands are withered
when I could tell you don't not do it.
Yes, yes, Mrs. Lexington.
And I'd like to appreciate your distress.
Who would do that last, Mrs. Lexington?
This chair doesn't go.
And Mrs. Lexington, what time do you yourself prepare for this?
Half past 10.
Outside here, where there's nothing washed up.
And where is your one in relation to Mr. Old Acres,
but at the far end of the house?
I heard nothing of what happened.
What a little cute adventure.
People banged on the door with the enormous fire.
I'm racing, I wish now.
I could smell the mud, but it's so good to find.
It was terrible.
I had amazing the think of her sleeping right through a death struggle.
Like that?
True, Watson.
I feel it in my bones, but there's something that hasn't come out.
I could read it in her eyes.
That sort of stuff, kid, that finds which only goes with guilty knowledge.
But unless some lucky chance comes our way,
I feel that the case of a Norwood builder
will not figure in the chronicle of our successes.
That's true.
I wish I could suggest something home.
There is one curious little boy.
What's that?
I examined Old Acres bank book amongst the other papers.
She had balanced, struck these rather small for a man as such means.
So I looked back to being proved during the last year.
I found that a number of large checks have been made out to a Mr. Cornelius.
Who she?
I don't know.
His name didn't appear in any of the documents.
Tell me.
What is it, Mrs. Hudson?
A telegram for you, Mr. Holmes.
Thank you.
Is there a reply, sir?
No.
No, thank you.
Very good, sir.
Well, that appears to be that.
From the Strait?
Yes.
Important fresh evidence to hand.
McFarlane's guilt definitely established
advised you to abandon the case.
It's the straits little cockadoodle of victory,
so I'm serious.
And yet it may be premature to abandon the case.
Important fresh evidence could be a two-edged thing.
It may just possibly cut in a very different direction
from the one the Strait imagined.
Come on now, my dear fellow.
I really need of your company and moral support there.
We will go out to know what and see what we can do.
Have you found your treb?
I have found no conclusion what ever the Strait
is in step this way, gentlemen.
And I think I could convince you once and for all.
See this, have I?
Yes.
Well, that's where young McFarlane must have come out
to get his head.
After the crime was done.
Now, I'll strike a light.
So gloomy in here.
Now, look at this.
A fingerprint.
In blood.
Actually, a thumbprint, doctor.
Look at it through your lens, Mr. Holmes.
Yes, I'm doing so.
You are aware that doken thumbprints are alike?
I have heard something of the kind.
Now, let's hold this next to it.
The wax impression of McFarlane's thumb
taken by my own is this morning.
Hmm.
That's funnel.
Yes.
That's funnel.
It did.
Final.
But what a providential thing
that this young man should press his right thumb
to give the wall and take his hat from the pay.
Such a very natural action, too.
Oh, by the way, Lestrade.
You made this remarkable discovery.
It was a housekeeper, Mrs. Ricksington.
But why didn't the police see this mark earlier?
I suppose there is no doubt that it was there earlier.
Hey.
Oh, I'll be about the place if you want me.
I've got a report to get on with.
But a point's about this development
that holds us some new hopes for him.
I'm delighted to hear that.
You see, there's one really serious flaw
in this new discovery.
Did you hear that?
What is it?
No, it is.
But I know that thumbprint was not there
when I examined this whole earlier.
Good question.
Now, come along.
I wish to inspect this whole house inside and out
and then we'll trouble the state
to grant us one final indulge.
Do you like Mr. Evans?
I understood that you were writing a report of this case.
So I am.
Do you think it might be a little premature?
What?
I can't help thinking that your evidence is not complete.
What do you mean, Mr. Evans?
Only that there's an important witness
whom you have not seen.
Who?
Have you reduced him?
I think I can.
Oh.
How many constables had you?
Two within four.
Both large, able-bodied, and able-bodied powerful voices.
With five.
What have they had wished he's got to do with this?
Kindly some of them here
and tell them to bring a considerable cross-dave straw.
Straw?
Oh, there's plenty in the outhouse.
There are two bundles we'll do.
Oh, and a couple of buckets of water.
Now, if you have a stone,
if you know something, you can say
that I've always told you.
I assure you my goodness,
that I have an excellent reason for everything I do.
Kindly ask the constables
to bring the things to the top landing of the house
as soon as possible.
Now, just pile the straw together here, my goodness.
Right, you are, sir.
Now, we have the buckets and red in it.
Oh, here's the cap.
Will one of you open death window, please?
Third, is it?
Watson?
Yes, Holmes.
Have you a box of matches about you?
Of course, sir.
You are?
Now, kindly put a match to the edge of that straw.
What?
Oh, very welcome.
Now, as the draft from the window carries the smooth down the corridor,
might I ask you all to join the cry of fire?
Yes, sir.
Now, ready?
One, two, three.
I probably once again.
Ah! Ah!
Just once, Watson.
But then, all together, Watson.
Oh. Ah!
Hello.
What's in here?
For the love of Hettensowry.
Oh, then, someone.
Yes, sir.
Thank you, Watson.
I've added a water over that straw to be.
I am.
Thank you, Watson.
Now, let's play.
I'd like me to present you with your missing witness, Mr. Jonas Olbaker.
Hey, what?
Olbaker?
I've done no harm.
You've got nothing against me?
No harm.
You've done your best to get an innocent man paying picture.
It was only my practical joke.
Oh, a joke for this.
You won't find the love on your side.
I promise you.
Constable.
Sir?
Taking downstairs in the city room until I come.
Is it?
Mr. Holmes, I...
You've saved an innocent man's life, and you've prevented a scandal that...
Well, about a ruin my reputation in the force.
Cheer up, listead.
Instead of being ruined, you'll find your reputation enormously enhanced.
You mean you know what your name will appear?
Not at all.
The work is its own reward.
Well, let's see where that rat has been lurking.
And is that joy suddenly came out of?
I never noticed it.
No, because it was so welcome-feel.
He's a builder, remember?
Yeah.
See here, this little partition?
Yes.
Almost impossible to distinguish.
He was able to fix up his own little hiding place without any confederate.
Say that precious husky birth is.
By the by, I should lose no time in any 30 or bagless thread.
No, what if she won't get far?
Yes, but Holmes, I won't hurt you.
You know, he was in the house at all.
The thumb mark.
I'd examined the whole the day before, and the mark had not been there.
Therefore, it had been made since.
But McPharlan was on the lock and kill.
When they were sealing those documents,
Old Acar got McPharlan to secure one of the seals
by pressing his thumb into the hot wax.
Perhaps it wasn't even contrived to live virtually.
But later, brooding in that hiding place of his,
Old Acar remembered it.
And it suddenly struck him what absolutely damning evidence
he could make against McPharlan by using that thumb mark.
It was the sickest thing in the world that it is husky
but affetch him the sealants of wax from which he made an impression.
Then all he had to do was to moisten it
for as much blood as he could get from a thin prick in his own finger
and get her to impress the mark on the wall when nobody was about.
It's wonderful.
Clear as crystal when you put it like this.
But what you thought, Mr. Holmes?
A very deep, malicious, vindictive person
is the gentleman who is now awaiting his downstairs.
You know that he was once refused by McPharlan's mother?
No.
No, I didn't know that.
You didn't?
I told you to go to Black Heath first.
The Lord would ask to.
Oh, dear, yes, honours, sir.
Well, this injury, as he would consider it,
has wrinkled in his wicked, scheming brain.
All his life, he's long for vengeance but never seen his chance.
And now, he suddenly finds himself in a bad way financially.
To save himself, he pays large checks to Mr. Cornelius,
whom I've no doubt is himself.
He intended to disappear under that name,
thus escaping his credit as once and for all.
And contrived his death to put them off the scent.
But he didn't know where to stop, eh?
No.
That supreme gift of the artist was lacking.
He wished to improve what was already perfect
to draw the road tight-a-yet around his victim's neck.
And in so doing, he ruined all.
Diabolical.
Mr. Holmes, I congratulate you.
Now, let us descend the straight.
But I wanted to question, I would ask him.
It was a joke, my good sir.
I'm sure that you wouldn't be so unjust as to imagine
that I would have allowed any harm to befall poor young Mr. McFarland.
There's for the jury to decide.
And you will probably find that your creditors
will impose the banking account of Mr. Cornelius.
I have to thank you for a good deal, Mr. Holmes.
Perhaps I will pay my debt someday.
I've been saying that for some few years
you will find your time very fully occupied.
By the way, what was it you put into the wood pile
beside the trouser button?
A dead dog or a reddit, so what?
Oh, you won't tell.
You and me how very unkind of it.
Well, well, if ever you write an account what's in it,
you can make reddit, sir, your turn.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
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Michael Hardwick wrote the script for this BBC production
from London.
And I look forward to the pleasure of your company again soon
for more or of the adventures of Sherlock Holmes.
Morning, the following Zipper Cruder radio spot
you are about to hear is going to be filled with F words.
When you're hiring, we at Zipper Cruder know you can feel frustrated.
For Lauren even, like your efforts are futile
and you can spend a fortune trying to find fabulous people
only to get flooded with candidates or just fine.
F**k!
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With Zipper Cruder, you can forget your frustration
because we find the right people for your role fast,
which is our absolute favorite effort.
In fact, four out of five employers who post on Zipper Cruder
get a quality candidate within the first day.
Fantastic!
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Don't forget at zippercruder.com slash zip.
Finally, at zippercruder.com slash zip.
Access to affordable credit helps me pay my employees.
But I don't really need it.
Infliction is killing me!
F**k cares!
Big retailers are making a record profit!
That's why we support the German Marshall credit card bill!
See?
Things in credit unions help small businesses make payroll.
This bill would cut the vital resources they need.
While increasing mega sure profits!
They deserve it!
Don't they?
Tell Congress stop the German Marshall money grab for corporate megastores
paid for by the electronic payments coalition.
