SHOCKING ALL PIGS: HOUR THREE

The rise guys morning show that's what it's all in the radio. That's why you guys are still around in the competition going

The right guys morning show rule. Yeah, I'll never forget that time that oh

We were we were varsity and we were we went to support the JV playing Lawrence

Oh long. Oh, yeah, by the road trip way down there going to Lawrence and

They got hacked guy was driving

The guy we're talking about yesterday the guy with the YouTube channel he was driving

Okay, he's in the front seat. I was behind the driver and then this whole

I don't say all this whole boy

I ain't gonna say his name people don't like it said sometime. I don't know they hate it and I hate that they hate it

Like they could have not that it I mean it wasn't anything on him, but anyways name was Dave

and oh red headed fellow Lonkey and Lonkey

Lanky

Wide receiver

Oh KP in the front this is at the time when we were chewing red man golden blend. Oh, I remember that page

He we're getting ready to go in somewhere and KP decides to take his uh value cup from Chick-fil-A

What they called it then the value cup that was full of

Residue of their set that was the one where all is passing around

And then he goes and throws it out the window

Not realizing

The Dave's window was down and it went out the window and sucked right back in the Dave's face

All over the shirt all over everything and we're going to Taco Costa afterwards

So there he was in a white shirt way to hempton general shirt

Sorry for disparaging the school name, but in it had this dip juice all over it

He did not want to go in because that was the hat in his spot. Yeah, that was

That was like the old school bus

Trick where you want to spit on somebody and their window was open pull it right back into him

It fly right back into him. God it reminds me the first time I ever chewed

How's that like I actually was dip I and this is your fault Josh Patterson because you didn't tell me how to do it right

Oh, he says names so I got the dip

You'll skull and they're like you know, they didn't say put it in your lip

I guess they assumed I knew how to do it, but like I put it in my mouth. Oh like a tune. Oh like a pinch of it

Yeah, oh god big hog too. No, well, I was puking in like you know

Number two at the same time. Oh, no, it's the same damn time. You were well, they're laughing. You were shooting

And then I tried it again probably about 10 years ago

I bought a dip because I just wanted to do the the smack and of the can yeah that you could do

Yeah, but I can never do it

So I did it just to smack the can but eventually I wanted to like smell it and try it

And it was rough

You get that head buzz so you can do it without the can

Let's use or two stiff

Yeah, I'm just not meant to be

Puss when it comes to drugs tobacco alcohol. Oh, that's awful

None of it tastes good. I don't have good memories when I did weed years and years ago

When I did weed I didn't even like doing it then

But you but and you know what?

What what else I was gonna say is you you've quit the the huffing like I you don't huff anymore

Not even for those that listen like fat boy huff to hand sanitizer

Huffing he would just hit it like

Oh man, it smells good. And then he got smelling salts. It was hitting him

Yeah, little just little quick hits here there right

I saw somebody on TV a plumber using this pbc glue

And I kind of like like I felt like I could smell it like it it was tempting

I'm afraid to kind of admit, but

When you talk why are you looking around as you say this for on the radio

Like a little nervous little freaked out when you talked about getting new tires. Yeah, the other day

You ready to go smell my hands. I really did want to go smell

Because there was still somewhat fresh because you got you got in the day before

They hadn't been in the farm yet. Yeah, they're not kept up with some mud

And that new rubber smell is like when I go to Walmart and smell this or Costco. Oh, yeah, and smell the tires. Oh

Like wonder what that is like you what is it what is

There's bad stuff when you smell people like

Doing pot as you said does that smell good to you or does that smell like like cat piss

Yeah, it's it's it's not a good smell. Yeah, but I got gas this morning. So if I could get gas like that's a good smell

Oh, it smells good. Yeah. Well, God they're good show you birthday money right there

By the way, did you hear the and I'm not trying to like send the world into a panic again

I read headlines. I don't I don't click on a lot of them. You gotta be informed

Yeah, but I don't necessarily click on like at first the kid rock thing

I thought that they were investigating him

With they might be now like why were they lowered ever his house

But then I realized oh, they're the armies investigating their own people like why were y'all doing that

um, but

So there's a big room in many of you have probably already seen it. I'm sure it's already been debunk

If if it has but that

I don't want to say mom and pop but let's say national

Brands are saying beware at the pump a lot of the non-national brands meaning your mom and pops are your your whatever's

Might be diluting the gas

Oh, no, do we've heard that for years? I know that's the thing like

How would that even happen? It was

Water

I don't know why they would do it though

to get more but like

I

Those rumors were around the years get like you said and I always assume those were made up by

The big companies to get bad. I mean they do that they have marketing teams PR teams way they twisted

Colonel Tom Parker was selling Elvis

Buttons and he was selling we love no, I hate Elvis buttons and we love Elvis buttons. He sold both

Yeah, taking getting it on both sides. So um, I

I can't I can't imagine that don't these new cars now will immediately tell you if the gas is bad

Is it there's something that are the triggers or they just won't work?

I'm not a man. That's I was gonna say it'd be a question for a job. You wouldn't know either

I mean, it just drives. He don't know. I'm pretty sure that's the thing somewhere I heard that it would

Well, I don't go to these small stations like it's got to be a chain where I get the gas

I don't trust them because of that

But that but why because you trust the other ones more like that's what I get what you're saying

Yeah, I get what you're saying just sucks, but maybe they're doing the same thing or they have done before

I just don't know why you would because people got to have gas. It's not you're gonna boycott gas. You got to have it

Yeah, so you're gonna pay whatever they charge. There's don't know why you would dilute it to even

Mess with it. So maybe you're right. Maybe what we grow grew up hearing was not a thing. Well, no, it's just like the uh, you know, it was part of

I guess you would say so a little bit of leftover racism that in like the early 80s there would be

certain restaurants in town that they'd say don't go there because

You know, it's made with dog meaters, you know, things like that. The chefs got aids right? Yeah. Well, that was true

I mean, they had I mean that was true. No, it was yeah, but it was just odd that like wow that one actually like they reported on the news

Like one panned out. I guess like it was right when you know aids just became a thing, and you know, and it was white hot

White hot aids. Oh dang it. I'm getting sick

You get undetectable now get around them grandkids and all that and stuff. All right, Teddy Matt. Don't you want to get a sick?

That's all you eating yesterday. Oh, he ate well yesterday. He loved to sweep. Take a souffle, but um

I don't know I that would I still want that would just like wreck your engine bad

God man

I won't go to the

Are we gonna have to call this early? No

I want uh, no

I don't want anything floating over here and messing up my day. Yeah

Because it is my day that you know, still

I got a list for you. Let's go and ask you what are the rest of your day?

I mean once you go leave work, you like to go right back home. Yeah, not gonna do that today. Oh, yeah

I'm gonna go to a certain factory

May or may not make cheesecakes

Oh, you have to tell me

After air who it is?

I always shout out to Lupert. Lupert, they wish me a happy birthday

Appreciate you Lupert

But there are a lot of other ones that haven't yet. So okay, and I'll keep a list. Well as you should

All right, look Danny McClure

You my guy I told you yesterday

Like I thought you know, I'd be the first thing on your mind this morning, right?

I'm sure Joe Marsook is already textured. Oh, yeah, King of cars. He's in early man. Good

Good, look at that all the jug jug was in. Yeah, my mom even takes me happy birthday

What do you mean your mom is that she tags you she was in too

She didn't get in before jugged, but she got in I'd like to have big mom on the show again

I don't know if I if I had enough dump button to uh, oh, she's a cussure locker sign. Oh, yeah, she gets riled up, but she could be

And then what after the fact what what about the birthday dinner?

Yeah, I don't know what that's gonna consist of

It's gonna be like you haven't decided that. No, I think I'm gonna eat all day

It's just gonna be a lot of saying. Yeah, but you should do something different. It's your birthday

Yeah, really like you know, just focus on one meal

Uh, and Janet she got into oh good shout out

Is there anybody that you will really be heard if you don't hear from

Yeah, probably yeah, probably a couple like look I know my son's not gonna say it. He's just not conditioned or like you know

Yeah, he kind of he does really keep track of the days that way. Yeah, so he probably doesn't know what's my birthday

I mean, he's just keep track of the days like he doesn't really like you know holidays and stuff like that or big birthdays

He doesn't really you know, but he doesn't even make a deal a big deal about his own. Oh really so I may throw out of hand like hey

Big day to day, you know, yeah, but like you know like your parents with you

I don't want to just come out and say hey, you know, wish me happy birthday

What if I told you your son's on hold right now? What if he's walking through the door right here?

Come on

Man, we missed bonamasa. Yeah

missed it dang it. He was the he was the day after

Ah dang it. What was the big Friday show they had at the will

Bonamasa was the day after John party

No, I think it was before potty

It's a potty potty potty. Well, I think I packed it out

You know, so I know

someone who is

Alabama this who was hey, it was Bama. Yeah, I know somebody that

Is related to his tour manager and I this no joke. I said I got a solid idea that he ought to

wrap his arms around and he should have

bachelor at parties

Where there's a lot of women in here. Yeah, I know or whatever and he's like, yeah, all right. I'll tell him

I'm like you're a bastard first off for laughing. I'll give you no more free ideas

You'll pay for them from now. If you were smart, he would at least spin it as his own when he told him

Or that was probably what he's gonna do. You'll see it coming in Nashville. It's bachelor at parties with John party

Did he do the hand motion to when he told you?

Like he's using a shake weight. Yeah, that's a great idea shake weight. I saw a video of party

He goes out in town. He goes to the mall up here

Yeah, nobody recognizes the guy like imagine that what a heywood. Yeah

You can walk around town do whatever and you come back and you sell out a huge arena

That's probably kind of the life to have like that's perfect when we interviewed Tom Kenny

He's like I have the best job in the world. He's the voice of SpongeBob

Which that was first off

I'd like to thank him run that that made me like dad of the year that I got SpongeBob to tell my daughter

You know did the thing like that. I mean y'all can do it with your phones with the eye now

I had the guy and he's like, you know I go in I work a little bit kind of like you guys work few hours

And then he walks right out no one knows who he is and he could buy and sell all kind of stuff

Hey, can't do that with the Simpson voices because you know

People know their faces and everybody knows Seth McFarland, you know, they know him

ma'am. Did you want that in paper of plastic?

Yeah, I mean plastic wait a minute are you marty Simpson?

Yeah, maybe

I did that top the time that P1 Alston as Batman

It's all grace happy birthday

Years and years ago. She didn't know that that was not really him. I don't get you just ruined it

She thought that was really she thought that was really Batman at her party that time. Well, look

Hopefully her app is not working right now. I hope well the chances are

The answers are

Well been out on the farm, you know, the

You know the internet connection and also obviously I mean, you know, I said dude. Did you get more chickens?

Yeah, those are I saw your story, but I didn't know that's uh

Those yes, I mean those are those are those are ones that uh

We uh get let go ahead and hatch

Oh, what do you have to do for the hatch you just nothing I guess put them under a lot all like an incubator

Yeah, well, yeah, it is that's what it is how much can you get for a little chicken?

Uh, those are gonna be for the old tum tum. Oh, no

Wow, wow, wow, now you can do that but like your daughter's probably like no she no she

Man, she doesn't have that rule some women do of like I'm friends with the animals. Oh, no, you don't you just don't name the ones you ever plan on eating

So if you're an animal right now and they just call you

Buy your species like come here chicken. You're not gonna make it

I don't know. It's kind of a weird thing, but you know, I don't know if you have to do this

If you've never seen supersized me too

Is free on YouTube you should watch it because he goes into the chicken side of the uh the fast food business

Oh, so you buy this as chicken farm morgan spur a lot no longer with us. Yeah

And he tells you like or shows you what all you have to do to all these chickens and they're constantly going through the like getting the shot

Yeah to a hormon or whatever. Yeah, and some of them grow so fast that their hearts give out and then some

He's got so many and this happens to a lot of farmers you step on him

And you just don't realize well then there's little chicks though of grace if you're listening on that

Tell me which which I was so which brand which uh breathe they are but they

They you have to eventually like this sounds so craft you eventually have to take their life

Because they will overeat and get so fat they'll have heart attacks and die

And that oddly enough

Ruins the meat if they have heart attacks because I was like

I guess stressed like is

I

Makes sense, but I said well, why not just let them eat and have heart attacks

And then they'll be bigger because you let them eat the capacity and then they die of natural causes instead of you

Just wringing their neck or whatever. How do you kill him? You have to let him apart. That would be cruel

You'd lie to him on fire

No, you put him in a sock and you sling him around

No, you do it ethically

Do it after somebody after is there a hit man for the animals that you have to call into like

To do I couldn't kill him

Especially if they remind like I have to call somebody and say look

I don't know how you kill these chickens or whatever you just yeah because I saw oh have you seen him do it to a pig?

I saw this video man

They put the pig through like they shock the hell out of the pig shock it like they shock it to death

Like just for meanness not to like in the slaughterhouse

I kill and the someone the quarter like after they're dead. Oh, it is gross

We we we had to we had that one hog that

Was just a jerk just a he was a bore. I mean like not you know, not like

stories

You know you always go with the one who's not here for you. I'm not here today. It'd be you

Funny how she's not here on my birthday. Yeah, I know she flashed you on your birthday years and years ago

Well, that was

You know my eyes haven't been the been right since I fucking you know you get this little uh, what are they called when you see the little bubbles or the little

What they has a name

It's like when you look in it. It says it's basically saying you're gonna have to have cataract surgery eventually

The little black ball or a little black dot that kind of follows your eye

Whatever. Oh, forget what that's called like the horse act fifth

Nope, not at all. That's nothing to do with welcome back Carter

Yeah, I want to show you what the part where they get shocked. I don't know if you want to see it or not

Care now looks like you're already dead. I'm gonna get in here. Yeah, we're the oh god, but I just saw that oh

Yeah, they're putting them through the flames man. Yeah, that's that's uh, I mean that looks but that's the that's the everything it does not

If you saw it with that's your plate if you go back and look at your plate and see where it started not at first off

You'd probably not ever eat again. No

Well, you would think so but I've seen these documentaries and I still eat but with the with that hog though like you know

Shot it and everything and then it's still

You know, you didn't use it all a lot of pork rendering from it. That makes for good french fries. You ever had that?

No, but I wonder to like how much you could actually use if it's worth. Oh good bit

Good. It's a big old hog

Anyway, I wanted to keep the teeth. I wanted to make a necklace out of it wouldn't it be cool?

I'm born a Boris Tooth necklace. Is that even legal? What can you do that?

You know the CEO of Borshead probably got one dipped in gold

Got a Borsie sitting there with the big old dukey rope on it's like. Yeah, what's up? I'm Borshead

I got they got the meats. I got all the meats

Oh, I got to want to click on some of this stuff. It says slaughterhouse the final walk. I mean not of it

Hell even with vegetables. It's stuff is uh

You know

Yeah, the way they held the people that go in and

Use the pesticides and all that stuff. I'd just tell you what oh more more you see about like

How the food industry is like taken over in a more not even a corporate way just like a

Like a

I don't know like it's almost like using it for evil like

We're gonna control all the farms and all the crops and all the stuff

Others I had nothing to do with it

I'm not fucking on these things. I'm trying to kill them

But it's it's like and then of course and that's the thing. Oh, we

You can't take advantage of people in a situation like with gas prices or generators or whatever

But by God they'll do it with food all damn day, won't they?

So does it ruin the food if like I never understood outly said if you in humanely kill

Then it's gonna mess with the

Meet I guess like does it maybe it does well

That could be old farmers tale to um

Because after seeing them damn pigs right there get shocked like that behind the ears, man

He just walks it to him and just oh and and it

I don't know maybe it helps cook pigs like it turns them instantly into bacon maybe or if you shocked me now

Maybe she'd chicken me and he's all over the wall. God bless. I'm not in the original form here. I'm talking about people

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Oh, did you have any uh because you got a pretty big weekend

Jammy cards or anything left over that's uh

I don't know maybe just wanted to

Hidden treasures I forgot about yeah or hidden spots you didn't realize we're uh, you know

I went and pulled up the corner of the carpet in my bedroom just to see if I any treasures still

That was my hiding place the carpet just hide the playgrounds under there did not I gave those to you

And you look at him with your dad. How about that? Oh, is that bad? I donated them

To uh, I tried to put somebody back to work

And they're doing from work

They're working out. Oh lord. Uh, I did do a treat for you though. I I'll send it to you now

I was wanting to do it in the moment. Um, I had a couple people ask me where it was. Was I the fourth in the address?

Oh, I know I knew you gave him the wrong address

Oh my god, I gotta close like you look for the crowd

Uh, uh, you know what I while I look for that right now

I will say thank you to two people that came out and

First off people didn't make up fun of me too hard for crying on Friday show, but then also once it came out and

Came out to the estate sale

Yeah, the best form of advertising because this used to be in the papers

And search classifieds and then go. Yeah. What yeah and now like

That's the thing doing I don't remember the last time I've done like a yard sale or whatever which I have

You know, that's the thing yard sale versus state sale like

You know yard sale to me yard sale means like

It doesn't mean like necessarily you need money

It just means like you want to clean out your house a little bit and this is stuff you generally don't care about

Yeah, the estate sales seems a little more put together like okay. Yeah, I mean yeah, it's

And now that didn't stop some people from doing some some low balls

Which I mean, you know, you feel like in an estate sale like you could lowball a little bit more because all this stuff has to go

I can't go back in especially well, you know when yeah, that's that's a great point

But you don't want to use that negotiation tactic though because you seem like a lot on everything

Yeah, not on everything, but like

Only ran into that like a couple times and it

You know, you put you put signs up around the neighborhood

Like you go to the end of the road like tell you what

If anybody's doing a yard sale or now or a estate sale coming up

Amazon has a $60 package that comes with 10 huge estate sales signs with the the

Stakes that come with it or whatever and those those things very helpful had plenty of them to to lead through

I would have stuck one out on the main highway like the big highway

So what this is I took this photo standing in the front yard fat boy and

Someone was in there looking at something apparently

um

But that's that's the that's the view that my dad would have had from the front yard

Yeah, somebody just happened to be in there holding something

Well, I had someone go in there and hold so this is weird. You talk about things

My mom had a shake weight. I don't know why

I don't remember working now. I don't I never saw her using it or whatever. I hope

I'm a door stop

Yeah, but so I had him go in there. I said hold this shake weight because the story was is when

My dad was out

Cutting grass in the front yard and I thought that I had my my blinds drone

Yeah, I got a little too busy and I was in there, you know right to find myself and doing that thing and

You know how something will catch you in the corner. Yeah, and I just kind of look out the window and there's my dad

He's standing there watching me with myself in my hand

See I couldn't have done that. I would have acted like I didn't know what was going on

Even if I saw out of the ground real quick like just disappear like I did not see what I just saw

And then in the middle of the afternoon a sweaty mat man was going at it

I thought god what can I do?

I was like pointed behind him thinking he'd turn around and I've fallen to the ground and disappear

But not ever come up

He never mentioned to my mom, but he did as you know later that evening almost stab me with a fork

Oh, that's cafe. Yeah, it's a blackmail for that's my e-stroll Matthew

And uh because I could say something right now it puts you in him shame under this table

Like god dad were men here. Let's not blackmail each other come on dad. Let's split the roll

Just mac you can't do it anymore

You uh did you have issues with neighbors

for whatever reason?

I will I you know

Talking about you earlier wanting to go back and check

Who told you happy birthday and stuff. Yeah, I will say in and I don't care like really

I was a little disappointed that her neighbors didn't at least come by and say hi or I didn't care if they bought anything or whatever

I was thinking to be odd if they like went in and was like decided to go through stuff

Neighbors of 40 years

Like literally 1986

Thought about that two yesterday. They've been exactly 40 years. No. Oh, yeah, again

I mean people keep this stuff. Maybe they think they got to feel pressure to buy something or whatever

Anyway, it was it was all right. You know my dumbass thought

Everything was gonna be out in the yard. Oh god no, I forgot everybody's going through the house

So what do you like when this is going on because I imagine at some point because you were there for a long time

Yeah, there's gonna be a little sweet spot where you know traffic starts picking up

Uh, well you you have so

That's what I love stereotyping people to figure out like

So this is fine to not in a bad way, but like

People that are there like there were people outside for like 20 minutes before it even started

And I was gonna know for yeah

Like several and you could tell like they were pro flippers or whatever, you know, or they'll go in and they're eyeballed and stuff

Oh, okay, think you know

And then you get a little bit of a little but then like

Lunchtime I think yard cells should now start at lunchtime rather than the opposite way because why are we

We've worked all week long. Why are we getting up the butt crack a dome to go out with change and

Wands and buy stuff. Yeah, I mean let's start them at noon. You're right. They used to wrap up at noon

Yeah back into the yeah, this is

So I know you got somebody that organizes this whole thing. Oh, yes. Yeah, she's great at it

So is she on site dealing with people?

Are they like going straight to you as far as like hey, she would point to me as the uh, I mean so

My aunts were were there on Saturday my sister and nephews and uh and me and miss six and she also was like

gangbusters, I mean she

I told her said if you went to good at all the other things you're good at like you could be in a state cell

Planner just going in just let me talk putting everything together putting all the Christmas together putting all the kitchen stuff together

Just she's organized. Oh, so well

Like so well like if I get a lot if I just have laundry out that I just got out of the dryer and it's like on the table

She'll go there and she'll keep talking and she starts folding it. Why did you talk to that? I'm like

Like I'm gonna do this. It's gonna stand by the car. My tires are dirty

Ha ha ha ha

Dude she is uh, she gets embarrassed about sure that she's solid as they come and solid just

Out like I know you like selfless is a good word for I know you like to negotiate, but at a certain point

You kind of got to get tired of it too

Everybody's coming to you from hey, let me do a dollar on this puzzle

Well, the one thing is like when you have people come in and they're like okay, I want this uh this bedroom suit here

And then I want the curtains and I like they're almost buying the entire room. So I just ask these people that's like

uh

You know, I don't care your money's green. They're like like the judge buying new house or whatever and uh and here's the thing

I don't I there's no preconception about people who on Airbnb's like they're rolling in money or whatever, but like

So they're the you know if they this couple they they buy homes and have Airbnb's and that's their job

Now granted that's got to be I can't imagine being a landlord or any kind of thing like that

They don't use the service it does that for them. They do it themselves

But the wife goes in and furnishes them the husband is the

You know maintenance guy maintenance guy and then uh yeah, that's a lot of money. That's their job now

Like it's pretty freaking cool. They got on the weekends and buy furniture and stuff

Were you surprised that well first off did everything go

No, but uh like

The I mean not I didn't expect everything to you know, um, but the big stuff probably wins. Yeah, yeah like that piano

I'm sure got gone piano was gone uh

Yeah, piano piano piano was they had to negotiate it on the piano right or try to at least

Uh, well funny thing about that is uh didn't have a

I had a general price in mind, but didn't put a price on it did put on there is for sale

So people think it's just to you know, hold the other stuff on and um don't let me get out of this spot without saying hey to a couple people but

Like I it's like, why don't know what are you thinking and that number was bigger than the one I was I was like, okay, that's fine

I mean that's the thing where it's like and they were checking the comps

I'm already ready to from watching like American pickers in those shows where I say I can't buy it and sell it

You know like what do you want pay for it, but then uh then there was there was uh

Like it's just you get to see these things like I I'm sitting there

I'm you know watching and you know listening to people are not only to make sure they're not stealing

Yeah, that's what you didn't have any thank god dude like it's I'll be following everybody around

Well, we had uh, we had

Situation's going oh shoot god

Oh, we got to take an injury time out. Oh wait, no, I just pinched my elbow in between the chair and the

God