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Henry & Eddie bring you this week's BIGGEST stories - the boys react to the 2026 Oscars, THEN - Bigfoot wanders his way back in the news as recent flap leaves researchers scrambling, Hazardous Meatloaf recalled from Costco across the states, Tight lipped treasure hunter released after 10 years in prison over hidden gold, Pennsylvania rest stop poker beatdown-scheme lands 7 men behind bars, Listener E-Mails, and MORE!
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She ain't surviving as native of the target of a mysterious cabal of eccentric power,
hungry, lethal, billionaire family. When her estranged sister is pulled into their trap,
the do must fight the high council for the seat that controls the world.
Double the nothing. Great movie. I saw it. Just fun as the first one.
Ready to not do. Here I come. It's only in theaters. March 20th.
There's no place to escape to. This is the last on the left side stories.
That's one of the cannibalism started. Side stories. Yes.
Was it huge? No, small. Rowan. I mean, they had come out a little pussy.
Yeah. Of course. That's the thing. Yeah. Is that how we start?
No, I don't think so. Do all these have these sections?
Yeah, I just want to say, you know, we had a absolutely fantastic weekend.
Gives you can hear my voice is destroyed. Ed's voice is destroyed.
I'm a little better now. Yeah, but my voice is destroyed during the show.
Yes, but we had so much fun in Urbana after our indie show. Great show and indie,
but Urbana with special big towns with things to do to people to talk to.
But I seriously, there are times that when Eddie and I are out,
that I almost feel like Magneto, where I have not control, but I'm using a man's mutant
like ability to empathize with pigs to sort of weaponize it to find good pork sandwiches.
I know what I'm doing, dude, but it is you have this ability.
You empathize with pigs. You love pigs. I love them.
You will probably talk to a pig. Yeah, but you also the smarter than toddlers,
but you seem to know instinctually then also where the good pork is.
Well, all right. Here's the thing with delicious pork and food in general.
Things that are loved taste better.
Does that make sense? Like if you love it and you treat it well,
it is more delicious after you kill it. That's why it's every Dom or Kiston first.
Exactly. Welcome to side stories.
My name is Hennory Soprowski. I'm sitting here with Ed Larsen and we had,
I mean, that's why I want to say this is because we'll just do Uncle Corner up top.
Yeah, exceptional pork sandwich. It was really good.
Well, I had an eggplant part. Yeah, he was healthy.
I was healthy. Yeah, he was healthy.
Yeah, yeah, that's the thing because everyone that's what you know about an eggplant
part. That's the first thing that comes to my head. Oh, the light health.
She could do too much today. Oh, I don't need all that meat.
I need something that is only oil.
Well, I was going to get the Italian sandwich and then she said that the eggplant
part was particularly good there and she was correct.
She was and that was what was the name of the place again?
It was Baldurata's porketta and Sicilian sausage in Urbana, Illinois.
Shout out to you, fuckers. And we also asked for recommendations and guess what you guys did?
Not a single one of you told us to go to Baldurata's.
I had to find it on my own.
We had to find that on our own.
I'm such a good sandwich, Hunter.
You have no idea. I'll find a good sandwich in a fucking pile of dead dogs.
Yeah, I feel like I'm using like a psychic Native American to help me find oil.
You know what I mean? That's how it feels.
It feels like I'm using a kind-hearted empathetic ability
to point it towards destruction and I don't mind it because I win.
I got the porketta sandwich because I'm not a fucking cook.
It's hard to.
I got to tell you, like because like Henry, if you're on the road with Henry,
Henry's yelling, where's the food?
Where it's not fast enough?
Find it faster. We're making a lesson now.
No, fast enough.
No, no, no, no.
But I found Baldurata's porketta and Sicilian sausage.
And boy, oh boy, do I love you Italian Midwest ladies.
Those Italian Midwest ladies,
I wanted to fold them up.
I wanted to put them in a basket and I wanted to take them home with me.
I wish we could borrow them at least for a month.
But yeah, just go check that out.
I probably could borrow them for a month.
No one would know they were missing.
No, I mean, there's nothing there. No one's there.
Baldurata's is there and if Baldurata's goes down,
that whole fucking town collapses.
No, Baldurata's comes home.
Baldurata's comes to California.
You're right. But yes, you guys go really good work out there.
Except for those, they did not recommend it.
And that's where you failed us.
And I will never forgive you for that.
But we're going to come back to
Tirabana because that's how good the show was.
The Lincoln Square Mall was weird.
Well, that's the whole thing.
We're going to leave that there.
That was just like a garage sale that was the inside.
The sky's just a mall.
Yeah, but that's for them.
And again, we made fun of that to their faces.
And that's special.
And we only do that on side stories live.
And you can go and get tickets for that.
I'm last podcast on the left.com because Eddie and I,
we do come up with material.
We talk about fucking my college shit.
But we also, we will absolutely eat in your town
and roast the living fuck.
That's right.
In April, we're going to be in Anchorage Fairbanks
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And that's going to be good.
I can't wait for that one.
So it's with you this week.
I just want you to know,
up way off the up top,
we're not going to hit an update today.
Because let's all let's take a break.
Yeah, I mean, we deserve a mental health break.
We all did it.
I was watching and stuff.
We're going we are going to talk about no, no, no,
we're are going to talk about the Italian Trump next week.
Hopefully we also have a bunch of other stories to go
deep into.
There's there's so much still going.
It's still there.
Don't worry about it.
They we did get to say, look,
we're not doing an update here.
Sure.
But we did get to tell our driver all about the Epstein files on
their way from Urbana back to Indianapolis.
And we scared him.
We also got to tell you remember that anonymous married couple.
We met at the rooftop bar.
Oh, yeah, I told them all about the Epstein files.
So don't worry.
We are hitting the streets.
We're directly delivering Epstein information to the people.
Yeah.
And that chick she told you she was a real nurse.
Oh, trauma nurse trauma nurse.
And then she told you about shrimping.
Oh, well, that was one of my favorite things.
So I told her about the Epstein files and she told me about
shrimping, which she learned from her nurse Instagram,
which was like she follows a bunch of nurses.
And shrimping is when you are man and you come into a woman's ass.
Yeah.
And then you suck the calm out of the ass.
So it's not felching.
It's shrimping.
It's not like Bubba.
It's not Bubba Gump.
Shrimping.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Well, I mean, you can you can eat shrimp and do it.
I think it should be called Krillinit.
Well, that'd be cute.
Yeah, Krillinit because it's closer to Krillin the shrimp.
This is why I find it just shrimping at just as the second someone's toes
is according to Urban Dictionary.
But that's not what this nurse showed me.
No, no, she had a whole video about it.
And she was on a staycation with her husband.
It was one of those things where it was like she clocked Henry
and was like, I think he needs to know about shrimping.
And I was like, this woman knows how to read a fucking room.
Yeah, dude, I've never experienced that.
Yeah, I was just I was so happy.
But also because I mean, I led with the Epstein files.
Yeah, yeah, that's true.
And it really sets the temperature.
And really does.
Because again, we don't we didn't do it on the show this week
because we did it to purse P2P.
We're out there grassroots ruining people's nights.
Yeah, because like that was the thing.
Our stupid driver even did the thing.
He was a nice guy.
Fine, fine guy.
Fine guy.
He made me listen.
We plug the show.
We actually subscribe to the show.
I texted him the show.
So he's probably listening.
Hey, Jim, how you doing?
I'm going to Jim, but Jim did he say, hey,
oh, you know, I'm a bit of a Trump fan, right?
And then we're like, unfortunately,
he punched a 13 year old in the head
while she was trying to suck his dick.
And then he was just like,
ooh, I'm like, ooh, what?
And I was like, go check it out.
You know what I mean?
Because we did the whole thing,
but we first said like, you know,
like we went and we softballed
because first he asked you,
like, what are your jokes on AOC?
And we're like, you guys have it.
You're sexually obsessed with her.
Yeah.
And then we then said,
like, I don't know why you're sexually obsessed with her.
I think she's beautiful.
I do think she's gorgeous.
Yeah, I also just like,
she doesn't really enter my mind quite a bit.
And she's also whatever.
Right now she's doing her job.
As she needs to do.
But he was then kind of like to ask about the Clinton.
So he was obviously kind of snowballing.
Then we got to do, which was awesome.
Say like, well, obviously,
Hillary Clinton's a villain,
Bill Clinton's a villain.
We believe that they should be probably in the head.
Like we couldn't give a fuck.
Kill him.
That's what we kept saying.
We're like, we don't give a fuck.
Like we don't care.
If you arrest our people,
they're not our people.
None of these people are our people.
You know who's my people?
Ed.
Yeah, I like Henry.
Rob's cool.
Rob's my people money.
I like Ernie, my new dog.
Yes.
You know, I think he's cool.
And that's about it.
Julie's on the level.
Julia, Natalie, I claim Natalie.
That's it.
It's the only people I will claim.
As like representative of me,
I would fight to keep you from prison.
I like holding more than Bernie Sanders.
Yeah, it's the truth is the fucking truth.
I admire Bernie Sanders.
I'm friends with holding.
You know, it's distinctly different.
I don't care.
I couldn't care what happens in Bernie Sanders.
When he dies, unfortunately, I'm not going to shed a tear.
I'm going to be like, replace him with somebody else.
He gives a fuck.
They're replaceable.
Who gives a shit about a senator?
Men.
But just how?
Well, how would you feel if Bernie Sanders
got Hammer Maniac.
I will say honestly,
I think that would hit me hard.
I'm only saying this.
I think I'd be upset if he got Hammer Maniac.
Only as a true crime goal.
This is the only reason why I'm even saying this.
I'm just saying that it would be great for the show.
Fantastic for the show.
It'd be great for the show.
So that is my name.
If Bernie got Hammer Maniac, it would be great.
I'm just going to say,
I'm going to go, I'm going to go, I'm going to go,
we're going to go, we're going to go.
You're going to turn me into soup?
How, what are you going to turn me on?
I'm like, so I drink soup, but you're going to turn me into soup?
As happening to elderly vans heads.
How are they so thin?
How are they so weak in their structure?
One person, one person out of the,
with all that head is that, give it away.
All I think is,
I'm talking to the one little,
let's go, stuck with them all being hammered.
But no, that's, we don't hope.
We don't wish that.
And we don't wish that.
But it'd be good for us.
Yes.
Just because it's good for us,
doesn't mean we want it to happen.
Just like Trump getting elected.
Great for our taxes,
but I didn't want it to happen.
Did not even that great for our taxes, Eddie.
It isn't?
No.
Fuck.
Yeah.
I wanted the full removal.
I can't absolutely maximum.
We kind of disagree on this.
So I don't, we don't need to spend too much time on it.
But I do want to give a shout out
to horror,
representing at the Oscars this year.
Fucking sinners,
winning weapons,
winning two people.
We interviewed,
had big wins at the Oscars.
Big fucking deal.
That's the cast on the left push, baby.
We did a bump, dude.
Yeah, we were.
Sinners was nothing until you fucking
owe us, Eddie.
You fucking owe our God.
Where's my joke of I want one of the arms?
Yeah, ugly step sister got a nom.
Really good.
Very cool Frankenstein.
I didn't like it.
He was fine.
But I'm happy it was nominated.
It was beautiful.
It was very gorgeous.
It was beautiful.
And it was very silly to me, though.
Young Jacob Alority was, he was very good at that.
He didn't have to talk a lot.
Which I think really worked for him.
He talked plenty.
I did, he did.
But it's still.
Frankenstein talked way more than he should have.
But he did a good job.
Frankenstein's monster.
The monster.
I thought he did a good job.
I thought Jacob Alority was fine.
I am sort of looking forward to the bride.
Bride looks cool,
even though everyone says it sucks.
Whatever.
It looks awesome.
I'll take a bunch of drugs.
But you know, like this is the Oscars,
the only thing I'm obviously,
I'm slightly hesitant about,
about horror getting too far into
the Oscars world.
Only just because they don't want all of that money
to destroy the beautiful ecosystem
that is inside of the horror world.
I think people, no matter what,
people will make $3 horror movies for all of time.
They better.
The weather, the weather.
I'm trying to, I'm trying to make one.
Yeah, so I think it was a great year for horror.
Last year was two with the substance.
I'm all about this.
Fucking give it to horror.
I'm, I'm here for it.
I just think it's awesome that
amazing filmmakers are also bringing
an elevated world of horror out to everybody.
Amy Madigan getting it.
Yes.
That Oscar was fucking amazing.
Can't believe that weapons was,
I mean, weapons was also a wonderful cultural moment.
Yeah.
And just, it is nice to see.
It just feels like culture in a way.
Not I know if it's healing.
I don't think it's healing,
but it's just good to see people
getting murdered and rewarded for it.
Yep.
But that is, in fantasy.
In fantasy.
Yeah.
So in all of this news, we have a lot going on, Eddie.
I got a question before we get started.
Please.
I'm just very curious on what your thoughts are.
I don't even know what to deal with this.
I don't know what's real and what's not anymore.
Is Netanyahu alive?
I can't, I have not seen proofies alive.
I don't know what to feel.
I'm very curious.
These videos that I've seen of him.
I think of at least they do not seem real.
I feel we might be the AI.
This is the world of conspiracy theory
that we are now heading towards.
I know some view.
I mean, some you've done this to me.
I know.
And there was some there right now,
there is some chatter.
The Benjamin Netanyahu might have been killed
in a way or died.
Normal man.
And that now he is sort of being replaced
by what seems to be AI video.
Now, that's a massive conspiracy,
that we don't have proof.
No major news network or source is reporting on this.
Now, the problem is is that he did this
Rudruzlum Cafe video, right?
Like they're saying, oh, if you look,
but you can see the fact that his ring disappears.
And the coffee doesn't move.
No, and this just doesn't seem like,
I don't know if this video is like a distraction.
Like not put out by them and like make us confused.
Like, I don't know what's going on.
None of us do.
I don't believe anything anymore.
I got caught by the Kisleen Maxwell video in Canada.
And the Epstein one.
Yeah, I got caught by that too.
So I don't even fucking know.
I think that they are comfortably in a world of smoking mirrors
and that we are not going to know for a while.
Yeah, I would actually bet at this point
that he's alive.
I think he's alive because they are
but that does not mean he's not hurt or sick.
Or something.
And so I would think that if he was dead,
they would probably that that would be a pretty big deal.
It'd be a huge fucking day.
And we're not yet at the point.
We have yet to see it yet.
I don't know because we're not yet at the full
which government's going to be the first
to hardcore try to sell us
that their guy isn't dead yet.
I mean, we haven't we haven't decided.
We haven't gotten to there yet.
So I don't know whether or not they are going to be the first.
I'm not going to put it past.
Their current administration.
Seriously.
Yeah.
To be the forefront on where we might
we might gain this to extend this out
because we can't say we're on kill them.
Fucking first thing out.
We really can't because it's going to make every
it's going to stop the war early.
You know, I don't know what it's going to do.
I don't want to probably escalate.
There's no goals for the war.
There's no that's all just total utter chaos.
Just keep talking to not talk about the fact
that the president's a pedophile.
So it doesn't matter.
We're here now.
We are just kind of ripping the band-aids off
of a bunch of stuff and they're just letting it fly
and we're going to just receive the end bit of it.
I'm also going to say
in staying within the world of conspiracy theory
that cash Patel can go fuck himself
in trying to threaten California
with this fake shit about the Iranian drones
attacking us.
It is literally just making shit up.
He just won't care on his side.
Yes, it doesn't matter.
He's not he wants nothing.
He has no he has nothing in his head.
He literally is an empty vessel
just like everybody else
inside of the administration right now.
He does not care about a single fucking thing
besides social media.
Yeah.
So he is not trying to catch anybody.
Nancy Guthrie's fucking salsa right now
while he was partying and over there
with the soccer team.
I can't believe he should have to find this woman.
Yes.
So she's fucked.
That lady was fucked now.
He didn't even care about that.
That's gone.
That story's gone.
And so another another failure of his
every single thing that he's doing is a failure
and he is now trying to scare
California out of spite.
The same thing now.
He attached JD Vance.
It's a quote-unquote look for fraud in California.
Again, it's all just like weird.
That's what they did in Minnesota the fucking
in order to attack them.
But what Henry's talking about in case you don't know
it wasn't it kind of was swept under the rug
because it's fake because it was fake.
It came out there's a news report
that Iran was going to fucking hit South
Southern California with drones.
That might have been stolen from a place inside of America.
That was one of Henry's.
And they were like a ship deported
just out in the Pacific Ocean.
And they were going to come and attack us.
And then the FBI said that
and then they had no evidence to support it.
They just trying to scare us.
And then guess what?
It's like we are in a surveillance state
in which we have total space dominance.
You mean to tell me that United States of America
that has the biggest military force in the galaxy
cannot see from space that there are drones
haphazardly being flown at us from 9,000 miles away
to a landlock there.
Like you have to be fucking kidding me.
I'm sorry.
So he checked.
So maybe he had made me particularly angry.
A little bit late, but I should have done this a while ago.
All the pamphlets?
Yeah.
Oh, pamphlets.
Yeah, yeah.
We can give it to him.
Yeah, he'll come up.
It's been a while.
Yeah, it's been a while.
It's been a while.
I've got allergies.
There it is.
It's fine.
I have allergies.
You got allergies.
I have a scratchy throat.
That's why I'm like this right now.
I have my sinuses are acting up on me.
Say something nice about Cash Patel.
You can do it.
I'll go first.
I'll go first.
He's a fun person to hate.
See?
You can find something.
He has nice skin.
It's not horrible.
It's not horrible.
See?
See?
Sometimes you just got to do that.
I barely cut.
I barely cut the ridge this time.
That was that was tough.
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Really?
Oh, yeah.
Because we've been going through just so much
fucking unbelievably bummer and so much bummer information.
There's so much bad news out there.
And honestly, it's a distraction
from what we should really be paying attention to.
Yeah, because the side story curse hit us last week.
It did.
It did because we were too busy up our asses
talking about the pedophilia of ball that runs a government.
So we did not get to talk about probably one
of the most significant moments in Bigfoot history
that has happened since a lot of these,
well, a lot of what are these kind of soft faced men
that I've seen on these podcasts,
what they have said is that we have not seen a Bigfoot flap
like this since 1978.
When we had over, I believe they believe the statistic was
that we had Bigfoot activity in 10 states in 1978.
Wow.
Yes, but what we missed was truly one of the biggest
you have series of big foot sightings
that happened in a concentrated area.
No fun.
No, I why?
Eddie, why ruin it with that?
Why ruin it with that?
We don't need that they saw tracks and tuffs
and they heard several vocalizations.
Bigfoot flap in Ohio,
and it's not just the sides of the boys working at the deli.
Yeah.
We have got this.
It is a huge, huge fucking story, a dramatic surge.
And Bigfoot sightings occurred last week from March 6th
to March 10th.
We had literally eight sightings and over five days.
So do these people know each other?
The Bigfoot?
The sightings people?
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
They're strangers there.
We gotta remember, this is in Portage County, Ohio.
This is out in the middle of nowhere.
It's about an hour and a half south east of Cleveland.
So we're close to Akron.
We're close to Akron.
We're close to our people.
Cleveland seems to be claiming this.
Cleveland can go fuck, it's Akron.
Ask, I want to ask our Akron people
how they feel about that, okay?
Because Cleveland's trying to steal the one thing
that you have, okay?
So Portage County, which is kind of next and all this,
they're saying that they saw these Bigfoot, right?
Big feet, Bigfoot.
That's what we call the multiples of Bigfoot or Bigfoot.
We saw two separate creatures
that seem to be seen multiple times.
One was a 10-foot, black, Bigfoot, right?
And the other one was a six-foot, brown, Bigfoot.
Maybe a lady.
Maybe a lady.
Who knows?
Now, it seems to have gone along a river.
Now across the Portage and Trouble County,
it seems to be kind of affecting
this, a lot of this was reported by one podcast.
A guy that runs a podcast called Bigfoot Society
that I ended up listening to,
he also did a little crossover with blurry creatures.
I'm gonna give him a shout out
because that's where I got some of their information.
Like listening, they really did go deep in on this.
Obviously, the guy from Bigfoot Society is Jeremiah Byron,
is sort of, he's definitely the John Keel of this.
He largely goes on vibes.
He says that he gets sightings every day between this
and he also works with this project
called the Bigfoot Mapping Project,
which is truly a remarkable resource
for putting Bigfoot's on a map.
Yeah, but anyone can just add their sighting.
Yeah, I could be like, I saw Bigfoot at the Burbank Mall.
You probably did.
But yeah, but I could just write that on the sighting map.
So the sighting map seems flawed to me.
No, but you see what he's done here
is that they are color coded.
So I believe the greens are the ones that he himself
has when they went and they verified.
So Jeremy Byron would go and get these series of sightings
and then he would call them to sort of get the whole,
just stops, right, to get the whole story.
And to him, his belief was that I know when I hear the truth
and then this is when I'm hearing is the truth.
So this is a undocumented.
We got a bunch of these things, all right?
And they all got, it's interesting because you click on these
and they give you a little description of what happened.
Yo, yeah, that's what I'm saying.
It's very interesting.
Now, the first report received by Bigfoot Mapping Project,
this comes from this AOL.com.
Oh, they still do it stuff.
Oh, sure.
March 6th, the first one took place in broad daylight.
A witness saw out in the field in this area when they locked eyes
with a nine foot tall brown-haired Sasquatch.
The terrifying thing is that this happened broad daylight.
Yes.
1223, that was March 6th.
Same day, they see another Bigfoot, right?
A hiker heard something unusual as they entered in the woodland
not far from the previous day's sightings.
Next day, the footsteps were too low and too spaced out
in a way too heavy for a deer or another hiker.
Then just 40 yards away, a massive eight foot tall creature
stepped out from behind the trees.
Dark, brown hair, long arms, and it turned its face
just to look directly at the hiker.
Now, the thing we know about Bigfoot can't turn its head.
Oh, really?
No, why not?
Don't know.
It doesn't have neck bones?
I don't know.
They say it moves like a gorilla
where it moves this whole body right to turn and look at you.
Right?
So that's a big, distinct thing about Bigfoot.
And that's how Jeremiah knows it's a Bigfoot.
Oh, because it turned its whole body to see him.
That's what he says, bears don't do that.
Bears don't fucking do that.
It said it was bigger than a bear.
Bigger than a bear.
And he said it was nine feet tall.
Yeah, they can be much bigger than bear.
Right?
I think that's bigger than a bear.
Oh, it is.
This one vocalized what it saw.
And it went, and it vibrated through the trees.
Don't Bigfoot have a high pitched voice,
but that I think it was shitting.
Oh, you think it was shitting?
Yep.
The search for the area later revealed
two large humanoid footprints.
Now it's even keeps going.
We have another one go.
They say another woman saw seven foot tall creature,
dark reddish brown fur, the beast,
with a big fat, round muscular arms
and a powerful, heavy frame.
It ran past the woman's house.
And the shit what she said was,
it didn't seem like no deer.
No, it didn't seem like a deer,
because it was on two legs.
Bears go on two legs.
Sometimes when they hurt their front paws,
they walk on two legs and it confuses people.
The next day, Jeremiah and Byron
got a call from someone who quote said straight up,
I'm not a Bigfoot person.
All right.
And then they said they were passing the Tinker's Creek area
when a six and a half foot lean brown Bigfoot
appeared in their lane,
but going against the flow of traffic.
And she said they were so close
that the witness said that their daughter
could have reached out and hit the Bigfoot with a roar.
So it was walking along the highway?
There was all no, it was on the river.
I was in the river.
There's river and then the German Shepherd
went running after the Bigfoot, right?
And then it was scared.
They came back and scared.
And that's how Jeremiah also said he knew it was real,
because the dog was scared.
Now, all right.
So I have a lot of family in Ohio.
Shout out Cincinnati.
I know this is kind of far.
They're very tall.
My family.
Julie's family's very tall.
Yeah, they're tall.
Yeah, are you calling them Bigfoot?
I'm just saying I noticed the pattern of information.
The thought that I was trying to convey
was that it is cold as fuck there right now.
Who are these people hiking?
Crazy people.
Who's hiking in the middle of goddamn winter?
People with no families.
It's fucking snow in every goddamn day.
Yeah, people don't know how.
People who don't know how to have fun.
People that are miserable on the inside
don't want to make others miserable on the outside.
I know.
That's what people do.
That's what's in our network, right?
Who does the thing where he's like,
he refuses to wear pants or socks or shoes,
no matter what, because he's like,
oh, he doesn't get cold.
I've seen him in the snow and Brooklyn
in shorts and sandals and it freaks me out.
He says, I don't get cold, right?
He says, I don't get cold.
They're guys like that.
They're like that.
They're sick.
They're attached to the cold.
So there's eight different groups of people walking around
in the snow.
No, what?
No, random people that live out in the woods
and some are hiking, one was hiking.
A lot of these people are just home
and hearing these things out in the woods
as they go along this like,
northeasterly pattern along the river.
So what is Bigfoot eat?
Stuff.
What do you mean, stuff?
I mean, it seems that Bigfoot is more often than not.
I'm nervous.
He does eat, he might eat so first.
I'm maybe, maybe.
He might eat squirrels.
Has anyone ever found Bigfoot shit?
One of the major issues is the fact that you would assume
that a nine foot creature that lives.
Huge piles of shit.
Would have quite a bit of scat.
We probably would have found more of their dead bodies.
We would probably would have seen more of them on
your hands.
You probably would, of course.
Yes, they could have had fewer rules for their shit.
We find dinosaurs there under the ground.
Well, you know, but they're not Bigfoot.
And they're not a Bigfoot because I do find it interesting.
One of the witnesses though,
which is why Jeremiah Byron
ended up bringing the story to blurry creatures
because I guess over in blurry creatures,
they're kind of more like us where they like to do the woo
and they also do, I think they're a bit Christian.
So we'll find out.
I mean, I think it's all, I was like a couple of things.
I said a couple of things about Christ,
which seems to be within the Bigfooters community,
which is like, because the Jeremiah Byron said something.
Oh, they're willing to believe
in something that doesn't exist.
Yeah.
Right?
He said something along the lines of,
what if you ever get too close to a Bigfoot?
Well, you know, like what happens if something happens to you
and Jeremiah Byron did say something along the lines of,
he's like very lighthearted.
He's like, well, if I die,
I just get to go to heaven sooner.
And all the guys were like, yeah, yeah.
And they all kind of said that very flippantly and moved on.
And then I was like, ooh.
Yeah.
Oh, wow.
That's an extremist point of view.
Well, it's fine.
It's fine.
But Bigfoot's not.
You sent me three hours of fat men talking about Bigfoot.
Yes.
To like dip for research for this 10 minute dip.
Yeah.
I'm just like, no way.
I just saw that.
I was just like, you said too long.
One was an hour and 50 minutes.
Here.
Play this video.
Play this little section I have that I put in here.
I'm not watching this.
I want you to play this one little section I have
from discovering Bigfoot.
Because that was the other thing that the dude
from Bigfoot society, you already got married.
Play this.
No, she has to hear this.
She has to.
Natalie gets this.
She gets this.
No, you have to go to it.
It's saved at the four minute point.
So this is from, this is a clip that from a Bigfoot documentary called Discovering Bigfoot
by a guy by the name of Todd Standing, who is an absolute moron.
But these guys are like, he's done a lot of pictures of Bigfoot.
He swears you could call Bigfoot.
But here I just want to hear what's his number.
You'll see.
Oh, it's 865309.
Do you believe in miracles?
No.
Would you believe me if I told you there was a small mammal that flew around at night completely
blind and to survive, it had to consume thousands of mosquitoes every night.
It's a mess.
Sounds impossible.
How about a small brain aquatic mammal that spends its whole life building intricate aquatic
structures while surviving on wood?
No.
You probably would think all that's impossible, except you know that bats and beavers
are a real living thriving species, one of many that currently reside here in the force
of North America.
Not to let the country learn about North America.
He then combines it all with Bigfoot to Bigfoot.
Yes.
Got a good point.
What do you mean he's got a point?
Rob is a Bigfooter.
No.
You have to know Rob's a Bigfooter.
I have not.
I have not.
But you have sunk more time than any of us into Bigfoot.
I don't believe in him though.
Yes.
But you are very interested.
Yes.
I watched Harry and the Henderson's about 35 times.
Harry and the Henderson's actually.
It's not a little film.
And it also has quite a bit of pretty detailed lore in it.
Oh no, they did a good job.
Like the guy that plays the Hunter's face off a real Bigfoot Hunter, like that French
guy.
The French guy's face off a real guy.
Like it's kind of interesting.
There's actually some like Bigfoot lore in that.
But mostly to have it all go back is that one interesting description, the final description
of the Bigfoot was when this woman described about how the Bigfoot came out of the brush
and that she couldn't literally describe its face.
She said it was blurry.
She looked at it and it was blurry and she couldn't do it.
And she says, I know what I saw, but I didn't know what I saw.
But then he could say that it's because of which I kind of find interesting.
One big Bigfoot theory.
One Bigfoot theory I really like comes from the New Curks about this like one idea of Bigfoot
being a ghost of an old form of human.
Okay.
Right.
That we're in the world.
That has more legs than anything else I've heard.
Imagine if Loch Ness Monster was a ghost of a pleziosaur.
Like imagine if it was this thing, that's a funny dumb idea, right?
Cool.
Yeah.
That's a funny thing to believe.
And so this idea of like, or a thought form, this idea that we have thought about these
things and they are out there and there are mysterious things in the woods.
But the main issue I do believe according to physicists, I mean, biologists is the idea
that the main issue is that Bigfoot would require a massive amount of resources.
So a large, a minimal, that large would require the food, like the food intake for a
minimal that large would be very noticeable, it would just be extremely noticeable.
It would be the same as any other nine foot tall creature that would need protein and
you would need all these things and it would hunt and like that's kind of the major
issue.
It's like, that's kind of where they said they're like, you can kind of maybe think it
could hide.
It could maybe be an herbivore.
It doesn't need protein necessarily to get that big cows, I mean, I guess prontosauruses
and those old animals, but they didn't live very buffaloed, buffaloed isn't fucking.
I think that buffalo will eat a, you put serious on, I mean, I don't know, side stories
help.
P-O-T-O-T-L-A-G-O-L.
The conbocerus is fucking herbivore.
Are they all herbivores?
I think they eat like birds and squirrels if they can, right?
No.
I don't know.
I know those birds pecking at its head all day.
But I think if it can get one and it'll eat one.
No.
It's an herbivore.
I don't know, but I don't know.
Panda bear.
Side stories help P-O-T-L-A-G-O-T-L-A-G-O-L.
I don't know.
They will not eat a bird.
Yeah, that's just Google AI saying whatever it is.
I don't believe it on this case.
Google AI is just trying to calm women down.
That's all it's trying to do because I had a deal with that.
I literally had to explain to Natalie about like how certain dogs get stolen.
Because they are intact generally, right?
And they get stolen to be bred, right?
And then it's essentially who took Johnny Gosh, but for dogs.
Yeah, people said that.
And she started to cry.
She immediately got so upset with me for saying that.
And then I had to go like, no, baby, that doesn't exist.
There's no way that exists.
No, I'm sorry.
I'm crazy.
I'm crazy.
I'm evil.
I'm crazy.
I had one type.
We were driving.
Julie was driving.
We were in New Jersey.
It was like raining and it was at night.
And this cat ran in front of the Julie's car in the highway and she killed it.
And I was just never looking at her and just be like, I can't believe you hit that
possum.
You know, I just feel like, oh my god, that possum.
Like clearly a cat.
Oh, no, no, that possum.
I kid a dirty, dirty possum.
I bet it.
I was really most possums only run into the road if they have rabies.
So I'm certain that actually we did a good thing.
So I actually, all of this being said, I can't stop thinking about the ghost thing.
I think that's to interrupt you.
But that's just now I'm just like locked in like, what a framos a ghost.
What if I get to like, you know, what if I get to find my boy?
Well, you know, they have, they talk about this with animal ghost, soul, time, people.
I actually would love to, and this is finally get some woo on back on here.
Side stories, L-P-O-T-L, gmail.com.
I'd love to hear stories of you getting haunted by your pets.
Yeah.
I have heard it.
I would love a pet sayer.
Multiple times.
A pet sayer.
I'm into it.
Well, the psychic, can we talk to one?
No, you want to get into bigger trouble than we did fucking be on the veil?
Yeah.
Cause talk about just when I'm jettling a good boy, it's just like the pet psychic world
is so funny because it's so deeply manipulative and my mom, my mom gets it all the time.
Cause it's like, there's some about it.
For some people that can smell it, like my mom has had multiple people go up to her and
be like, I talk to your dog, you have to laugh.
And she's happy.
She wants to know she met you, happy, and you're just like, why are you people doing this
to each other?
I had a stewardess telling me that champ loves me, that she was, it's obvious.
She was taking up his messages on the plane, obviously, champ loves me.
Yeah, it's not like, I'm like sitting here one or two champs sending mixed signals.
No, he didn't like being trapped in that little container.
Of course.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
But yeah, read your palm harbor, God help us, but that's why, but I would say that like
open your mind a little bit to the idea that there might be something, there might be
something going on.
It is interesting to have so many witnesses.
They call the police, the newspaper, Scott, like the news actually came and investigated
the police came.
They came and investigated it.
They found nothing.
There is people really shook and up.
They saw something weird.
And I think that, you know, things can hide in the woods, sure.
But the one thing that this guy said, I will say there was a couple of theories that
he had that kind of, I was like, all right, you probably shouldn't say that.
Where he was saying one theory, where he was afraid of, he's like, well, you know, there's
a fault line that runs through Ohio.
Oh, shut up.
And what if these bigfoot, I start to feel the little, little by
my brush and they came up through the earth.
No, they're moving down there like where the worlds are going to bigfoot country, Delaware.
Oh, they're moving the Biden town, they're moving to do pod country.
Well, because they think that maybe the chemicals can hold the earth together because they're
out there and they're staying.
Maybe they are warning us about a big earthquake that will finally bring Cleveland to the
sea.
As was foretold, as was foretold, I think all the burger grease is holding it in place.
The, um, now here, the one thing I did find interesting about the big foot thing, because
I read the articles, um, was that they were saying how he's like walking, how he's moving
and he's interesting gate.
He was in a specific gate.
Yeah.
Well, not just that.
He's nomadic.
Yes.
It's not in what he doesn't have a home.
No.
He's nomadic.
Yeah.
We were.
We were before we made, before we decided to create things surpluses, we sort of understand
that we could stay and we could create habitats and then eventually that turn into governments
and eventually that turned into, uh, glory holes and guys doing daisy chains and all sorts
of dead and strip malls.
And you know, well, we know as the United States have got to America.
So bigfoot don't like live in a cave.
I, I don't know, Eddie.
I think they disappear at night.
Yeah.
You think when they get, but most of the sightings are at night.
Hmm.
Some of them.
That's when they wake up.
They go bathroom started with you saying that there was a bigfoot sighting during the
day and that is rare.
That is rare.
And now you're saying that they don't, they can't be seen at night.
I'm saying when they go to sleep, they disappear.
That if, if bigfoot is physically real, I don't know where he sleeps.
He might sleep on a ground.
Of course he sleeps on the ground.
I mean, underground maybe in a tree.
No, we'd see him in a tree big.
He's fucking you.
This thing says bigfoot have been known to sleep in an abandoned building.
Oh, this is weird.
Jesus.
Oh, God.
I'm done.
No, you know what it is is that I think bigfoot is still a mystery.
I do believe there is a sort of spiritual psychic and energy to it.
There's something else.
If we really want to get into it, I'm not going to immediately say it's all fake.
Because I still think that there is, there's something out there in them woods.
There's something out there in them woods, but you never know what it is and we'll never
know probably.
And I don't know if we need a bigfoot to come out.
A bigfoot will literally need to like show up.
I feel like it in this level too, in this year of our Lord 2026 with all of the bad pop
culture and all the bad stuff, like I just feel like a bigfoot is this close to being
on like Jake Paul.
It would have been really helpful for the show, you know, psyche of America of bigfoot
just like came out and like did an interview.
Yes.
It would help everybody.
But we're not there yet.
And I don't think we ever will be because I don't think it's the right time for him.
Yeah.
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Now we have a couple of other stories we can get to because oh the also just you know
There was a giant documentary that specifically disproved the Patterson
Paddy the big big-foot Paddy. Oh really? Yeah, yeah because they sell rehearsal footage
Why would you keep the rehearsal footage?
I just doesn't make sense to me you fucking if you're like head of a conspiracy and you're like creating it
Just to destroy the footage. I need you to spend more time with big footers to understand why
I need you to spend more time with big footers to really understand because still we'll always talk about the musculature
We'll always talk about how uh, obviously whoever was in the Patterson game gimlin film was pretty jacked
Uh, it's that it always was what I was saying before is that you can see the musculature of his back
You can see the musculature of his legs. Yeah, but now if you really look at it
It is very much a costume of course. It's a costume. It might as well be a refrigerator box with fur on top
It's kind of nice in a way. It's a very good costume
Yes, for back of the day. See that one's gone too. Another dream flushed on the toilet, but
I still don't think that does it mean that there's not something out there would yeah
You never know you never know you never know
Something in the woods you know there's stuff in the woods buddy
See, but the thing is like the deep voice is what threw me because for all these years
I heard high pitch with the high pitch squeeze screams and and almost sonar like grunts. Okay
And that's for when he shits, but we didn't find the shit. That's what I was saying. Okay. Good. That's my belief
That's my personal belief. All right now. We got to give a shout out to this guy
Who's he Tommy Thompson? Oh, yeah, we give a shout out now this guy very rarely
Do we
Celebrate the criminal
But today we don't know true that is yeah, you know, I'm just trying to say something
Just trying to say something that seems like we have we we care right?
So but today
This this guy deserves it. Oh my god. He deserves to be fully celebrated because he won he did win
It was a long fight
But god damn it has this man won Tommy Thompson. He found treasure
True shipwreck treasure
Years ago in 1988 so the goal is is so he was charged by a company right. Yeah, he's a research science from scientists from Ohio
He found the SS Central America
And I guess name for a ship. Well, yeah, we're strange and then it had thousands of pounds
I guess of sunken treasure that was in it right was there 150 years
And I guess this guy Tommy Thompson found the gold
And then he had it minted into coins. Yes
And now no one ever found the coins
So he got the gold the company said we never got our or money right because we you we supposed to give us millions of dollars and gold
He got the the old bouillon turn into into coins
And then they went away
And then they kept trying to ask him where where's my go coins? Where's my go coins
And he
kept it a secret and they put them in prison
So this is the things they kept them in secret because it was contempt right yeah
Which you only you really only could stay in prison for 18 months for that
Yes, because he said he heard that they they had yet to receive any money from the
$50 million sale of more than 500 gold bars and thousands of coins just part of the ship's booty
Thompson living in Florida. He went to seclusion
He became a fugitive and eventually he got arrested
Yeah, they found him in a hotel room now. This is my thing is like
He obviously didn't have the money
So because he was holed up in some like horrific hotel room and I guess he figured maybe this was sort of like the
The plan altogether because he had these coins
They were evaluated at 2.5 million dollars at the time and I guess he had given them over to a trust and blaze
And then he said that they they tried to do this 50 million dollar sale
But most of the money went towards legal fees and bank loans and all this got to shit
But they put him in jail for contempt
And you're always supposed to be there for 18 months they put him in for 10 years
Because he refused to say
Where the gold was
And so finally
They've decided that it was they can't keep him in they had to release him
I mean my opinion this man is a case against the government
He legitimately just said 10 years they put him in for contempt for contempt
And they finally just said I don't think that he uh, I don't think this is working
And they've decided to release him
So Tommy Thompson
He got released after a decade in jail
And he still got the gold
He's got the gold
And that's things so now wherever it is
He's got to hit it now. He's free and clear
It's a real-life leprechaun
He's free and clear now
And so he could go get that gold and go and live in brazil
And he can oh he could he live in America
In a butt
Why would you?
Fuck that
I'm yeah
Fuck us
I'm honestly we put him in prison for 10 years
Seriously dude
Yeah it's just gold
He's not American currency
It's just gold you spend that anywhere
You take that and you move to fucking Colombia
And you live the life
Yeah
Because he served his time
Oh yeah I don't think they could do anything about it
So if you like shows up in court
Covered in gold like they can't do anything about it
I think that as long as the gold never appears anywhere
I think they could still get
I don't know
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Is the gold his
Officially
He did time
He did 10 years
And I was for contempt
It was for contempt
It wasn't for
Necessarily for breaching the contract
Like that's a problem
Because now he's
Yeah
I've got me go
You know every single day
He's just in that fucking
All the pirates of the Caribbean
Bearing the mirror
He's more like he's made like a Johnny Depp
mural and is like
Fucking out of his own shit
And this little cell is going like
Everybody knows everybody's just love
Loves him
Yeah calling him the captain
Well this gotta be at least a couple people in prison
Do you think he
I would have told every person in prison
A different place where the gold was
And a ratio
How much are there
It's like how much fun with that B
And then you're like
And then promising guys gold
Like how much for me like
Now listen here sonny
You've got to find
Little girl like mouth
And hold on to give me a kiss
And now give me a
What a gold
It's going
He just draws an ex over some guys asshole
Where do you think the gold is
Where did he put it
What would you guys hide it
I believe
Dude I don't even want a fucking guess
Yeah
I mean you gotta bury it
It's in the desert or something
It'd be inside me
Oh it's got no it's got to be in the Caribbean somewhere
I would bury that gold
Maybe you know where
Well no one will find it
We'll put a cop budget copies of jiggly on top
But how would he know if no one got to it
I mean he's been in prison for 10 years
Someone could have found it by now
Well maybe he's got somebody
It's who
I was him
I'd have a sweet little chicken down
No
You can't trust his chicken man
No man
You can't trust his chicken
I'll tell that little chicken
Your chicken's today
I would say you sit down there
I'd be like
To see
Maybe I forgot how to say return
May return you
You'll sweet to be just beautiful woman
It's too long to leave a chicken
With that much gold on your mouth
But no what do you say he's like
Here's one gold coin
You take that and your purse
And you keep it
And the rest of the gold
That'll be there
But when I come back
If I see one coin gone
You're walking the plank
You know what I guess
Girls are going to walk the plank man
Go to the last time you made a girl walk the plank
Oh man never
Girls at these days
I feel like that
I think that buys a man's loyalty
What planks
No this idea being like
One gold coin
I'll watch you
I'll watch your gold
Man we gotta be careful right now
When the internet goes out
The season your me love you
And the stock market crashes
Met Gusto Gold
This guy's got it
He's going to win
That's what I'm saying dude
She knows
She's reading the fucking
You don't think
Little chicky
Reading the fucking the Atlantic
Looking at the got all of the various
Problems with our
With the fact that we're
Fucking heading towards a weird
Mini recession
You know she knows gold holds
So there she is
Are they just spying on this guy
Still too
Like that's when I would be
Watching him forever
Oh no that's the way that's the thing
He's got to go
That's probably kind of the problem right now
Is now he's probably moving the gold back and forth
You know um
You can get gold bars at Costco
What?
Yeah you can buy a gold bar at Costco
And then put it under your bed
And wait for the fucking government to collapse
Really?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Come on
Um, let's see
Hold on
It's a good bite
See look here we got these
These right there
You can go to the harrow
Yeah, you can buy a gold bar at Costco
Yeah, I don't know how much they are
Exactly
But I know what it is
Perfect gift for your insufferable uncle
Yeah
Uh $2,679
Wow
For a gold bar
That's almost worth it
Yeah
And then you know it's great about it
And you know it's awesome about it
Can't wear it
Can't do anything with it
Can you sit there
How do they put elephants on it
I don't know
It's got to look like something
I guess that's cool
But yeah, gold bar
Buy a Costco
Oh man, check those on sale
Yeah
So when you're returning
All your meatloaf
Say you got like $2,600 of meatloaf
Let's say
Just say you bought that
And you're like, hey
And you know what, I gotta return that
Give me
Here's all the meatloaf for one gold bar
Give me your gold
Give me the gold
Um
All right, so we got a couple of stories
That I'm interested in
How much time do we have left
I guess we have as much time as we want
It's our lunch show
Yeah, well we got these Florida teams
That
Killed someone
And the name of the atom lands on
They were trying to do a blood ritual
They're just shitty teenagers
There's another thing that I just
I just actually got
I got sent another email
About another
A 13-year-old
Killing somebody over a tablet
Okay
Another tablet based murder
And it's just like, it's true
We gotta be careful
The screen time
We gotta be careful with the screen time
I'm, you know, I'm not
A parent
So glad I'm not a parent
Karmie and Wendy
I didn't have to deal with anything
The fact that they showed them
Three with Nicholas Wyndham Reffen films
They love it
Sunday, you know what I mean
I don't have to deal with that
I don't have to deal with any
Blowback of the fact that we sat and watched
Push her bully during Valhalla
Rising together
And I can do that
Guz it's not gonna frame the brain
It's like it chains the brains of Karmie and Wendy
You know, but there's something
About this with the tablets
These kids are addicted
Yeah
And that's why I don't
I don't go anywhere on elementary school
Because these kids are all packing
I don't want to talk to that college student
I know, I
Kids are
These kids are packing
Really careful
Yeah
Never fuck with the child
These molesters should be more on their toes
They really should
These kids gotta be
We should give
Think about this
That would be kind of fun
With more kids with concealed and carry
Give them little tarrangers
Yeah
Why not
Yeah, one shot
That's all they got
Honestly, if we're doing this
At this point
Straight up
At this point
With the amount of pedophilia
Kind of in the news
And how much school shootings are going on
At this point
I'm saying we give
Toddler's darrangers
Darrangers
Yeah
Yeah, why not
Dive a little one
Yeah, because I can't put my finger in one
No
No, no, it's for a baby
It's for a baby or
A little woman
A little woman
Um, there was
So there was a story
We wanted to get to last week that we skipped
Yes, but this one is good
Because it's coming
Came up several times on our weekend
Oh yeah, so um
Seven men
Plead guilty in interstate robbery scheme
At Pennsylvania rest stops
These guys are fucking so stupid
There's seven guys
And they are all uglier than the last one
IAR talk about
A Delco county
Fucking crew
Yeah, so they they were all from Ohio
And one was for Tennessee
But they got caught in Pittsburgh
Yes
And basically
What they were doing was
It a phony lottery scheme
Where they would all be at a rest stop together
Dumbest scheme you've heard
Scheme is such a silly word for this too
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I guess it's a yeah
It's just a little trick
Stupid
It's stupid little trick
So basically
These guys would be like
Oh man, it's he's on the rest
I'm like
Oh man, my buddy just won the lottery
And we're playing poker and he's losing
You got to come play poker
Forget sir buddy
So listen to this
Okay, okay, think about this
So one man comes up to you
You're at a rest stop
Yeah
On the highway
This isn't like a truck stop
It's a rest stop
A guy comes up to you and goes
Hey
Free money behind the rest stop
Like essentially being like
This guy, but it's a convoluted way to say
Like do you want to get in on this random poker game
With us and go after this fake poker hustler
Yes
Right
And so
So you have the poster game is behind the rest stop
So you have to just go like
Okay
Yep
Oh, I wasn't on my way anywhere
That's a fact
Exactly
Hopefully this turns into some kind of Daisy Jane
Yeah, that's all I can think of
Julie
Gosh, that sounds phenomenal
I gotta go
Yeah, I got to go
Not telling me if I would go down there
So so
Oh, this is one of those amazing things
What a wonderful way
For money to kind of go for a hand hand
Told the various people
And then
You make way
I accidentally put a Bernie Sanders picture up
I just can't say it's just the amazing stuff
Just to say how
This is our normal way
For money to kind of go down
For those that have
To those that don't
And this is an amazing way for the America
Just don't work on it
Gonna work on it
It's got socials way
So basically they would trick them in the coming behind the
To play poker behind the rest stop
And the moment they got behind the rest stop
They would just beat them up and take their money
And they were doing this
For a long time in multiple states
Even in Canada
Well, I just love the fact that you'd come around
And see a scene out of guys and dolls
You'd see a scene
It's one guy
And then you see six guys
Fake playing poker
They're all like
Yeah, I'll see that
Oh, I'll raise that
Oh, you can see them all doing me like
Playing like playing dice
Just like when they come around the corner
And they're all like
Be related tonight
Yeah
Be related tonight
So they were doing this
For how many how long
Like three months
Three months they were doing it
And between the seven of them
They made $21,000
Okay, so I want you to do the math here
Seven guys
Make
21 grand
Over three months
So that seven guys
Divided by
21 grand right
So for guys that's three grand a month
Three grand for all of them
For all of them
Each so each one makes about
Not enough for rent
Yes, each one makes a grand
No, each of them made three grand
Over a grand a month
It's a grand a month
Which is not rent
No, and this is and this is why we
We're so surprised
Always remember we had a 10 met person sketch group
And and murder this
And and when we do we're doing murder
Fist we had a 10 person sketch group
And I remember like it was up to 13 at one point
But I remember always being like
Oh, we're fucking we're so funny
We're no brainer
How does this not work out for us
And I remember saying this to
I was saying this Michael Ian Black
When we were doing
Michael Michael
And he was just like
I was in a 10 person sketch group
It was called the state
We made $100 a person
For a bunch of years
He's like they paid us in being cool
It was awesome. We were broke
We got nothing and it was like
Oh, it's like it would be extremely expensive
To pay a 10 person sketch group
Any form of livable wage
It's why you didn't get it
I was just like
Oh, why did he even fucking think about that
Yeah, well, everyone always told us to ditch everybody
What you would call it
But yeah, the five men are from Cincinnati
So that's cool and we're going to be in Cincinnati very soon
Can't wait last podcast and love.com. We're over at the time
At the tap theater on April 25th
We're going to be there
So maybe we should see if these guys' family want to come
God, Julie's family is going to love our show
Yes, they're going to fucking love it
Yeah, yeah, well luckily
You know, we don't have to worry about
You know them
I don't think they're going to come
I think some of them are going to come
Hell yeah
Yeah, no, I want to show the backstage
And then I wanted it just to leave
We'll just wrap her head in a scarf or something
She doesn't want to see this
No, she wants to see the people like me
Same thing
That's what my mom doesn't want to see what I say
That is all my mom wanted
My mom's main takeaway from when she saw the live show
It's like, oh, they love it
That was just like, oh, the fans
Yeah, and she's like, thanks
I don't know if she's going to be able to handle the
Hail Satan call and response
But maybe she shouldn't
Maybe she can get into it
Maybe she
We're going to find out what's going to have
Never once
Never once
And you know what
She's going to be sitting in the AVA
Times up
Yeah, so I got to see it
Come on
Come on, it was bad
Oh, we're going to cut all this
I wish we didn't have to
I wish we didn't have to cut everything that Henry just said about my family
That's out
You can use your imagination to what it was
Haha
Yeah, you just got uninvited the thanks to him
It's not your family fully
It's happened to my family now
I it's what happens when you get married, Henry
Oh, yeah, well, it's your family now
No, I'm a pregnant
No, you are
It is this story is just so funny to me
Because not only is it a
Truly
Bad crime to do
Yeah, it's stupid
It's a stupid crime
Who has money on them
I guess they did it for three months and they got 21 grand but it's it's not worth it crime does not pay no
And this is not how you do it proof it does not pay these guys are stupid
And I don't know why they would just see you know what it you know what I think one of them is 73
Do you think that it was because that guy do you think it was because
This was an example of one friend of a friend hearing about the crime and then instead of
Getting them to call the police. They just folded them into this game
Well, when I was doing that every single time somebody else showed up
I was like sure you guys playing poker for real. I'm like no
This is you know, we're not playing poker for this
I don't understand we got all the stuff for poker and you brought money to it right and they're like
No, you see it's deeper than that
But your best part is we can entertain ourselves playing poker
Waiting for criminals and then just slowly adding guys to the table
Yeah, I think that every guy who got added was was a victim who didn't have any money
It's like listen you got to earn you keep now. It's like when you buy food
But you can't afford it and they make you wash dishes
Oh, you're pouring oh, you're a homeless person. Well, now you're an employee. You don't mean like oh great
Does that help?
Has anybody that had to wash dishes because they didn't pay for the meal?
Were they ever good at washing the dishes? I'm gonna say no
I think every time they've actually never done that and called the cops and they went to jail
Yeah, I think so too, and I also think that food's cheap and that sometimes people need to eat
They already got someone washing the dishes and they have to pay that nothing makes me say I do feel like that is the stuff
I utterly fully avoid when it comes to any of my like cop porn at all like seeing people shop left or doing that
Break my heart
People steal food like watching people get in trouble for stealing food makes me so fucking set the food
Yes, it's just food like that's that's I mean, I know it's the you lose it
But like on a grocery store and you can you count that as on your losses and shit. So just
Give him the food. It's food though. I hate the dining dash because sometimes like no guy
Dining dash is because that fucks with the server. Sometimes the waiter has to pay for it. Yes
That fucks with the server. It's like a shitty restaurant. The waiter has to pay for it. No, that's fucked up
It sucks. It's so but yeah, I was I remember I ate I'll always remember the days when I was eating at a grocery store
So I will never be angry at somebody for stealing food man
We had this trick. We used to do would we'd get like a quarter pound of cheese and then a full pound of roast beef and then we switch the stickers
Oh, wow, yeah, you just walk out with a full pound of roast beef for one dollar. Wow fucking a now see that's a good scheme
That's something you maybe work
This is something that is stupid
But I do feel like in a way. This is just men hanging out
Statue of limitations. You can't get me you're right. You can't get him
All right, you can't fucking get him. You don't know grocery store was Windexy
But we all know Windexy is where you go to work if you ever record. It doesn't make any sense Windexy because they lost
They lost. Yeah, yeah, wow. Yeah, and they lost to make no sense. Yeah, it's bad. And it was a bad one. Oh
We got listen to me. Oh, we don't oh, we know one I do
Yeah, we do we do have listen to mail and I got a I got a stinger here if you guys want. Oh, yeah, this is from Emily
Um, and she lives in Lexington, Kentucky. Here we go. Oh, come on
Come on
Oh
Is that Saul
Restonery males
The spooky stories around
It's time for less than the emails. Oh, yeah
That's good good murder ballot energy. Yeah, very very um
Dresden doll. Yeah, I think that was a soft. Yes, I'm pretty sure. That was very cool. Good work. Thank you, Emily
That was really cool good work Emily. Yeah
Now the story goes out daddy. Oh, thank God
I've been sitting on this story for 30 years
And the 90s my mom was obsessed with Dan marina smart woman
She would pretend to be him in a well chat rooms convinced media literature at pre-internet boomers that she was him
We even had a second phone line that they could call us proof
Her obsession got so bad we ended up someone has to answer
Uh
Her obsession got so bad we ended up moving down the street from him. No, we would go to his church and sit by his family
She pulled my brother out of school so they could meet him at some golf tournament
She had me male a letter to one of his kids to be friends
Note I did not want to be his friend
She even has a china cabinet full of Dan marino commemorative dinner plates. Fuck yeah
You should have been his friend. I feel like you don't understand what I'm networking
How big that is in this country. It's hard. Dan marino's children are autistic. I'm sorry. I'm at least one of them is
Unfortunately after it came out that marino was a piece of shit for cheating on his wife
The obsession seemed to fissile
Never was because he didn't cheat with my mom. Yeah, the world may never know
You still have for plates. You're gonna hold on to those plates
Yes, you are you're gonna want to hold on to those plates or you said and went over here
I'll take one hold on those plates. Yeah, Ed Larson care of LPN
P.O. Box 470 North Hollywood, California 91603 steal one of those plates for me
You are because honestly they could be worth something. I didn't know to
All I know is we did go to that Lincoln market
I got you can go bring them there. I bought Dan marino football cards there dude
You know what first of all I gotta say I don't know how true this is because
I don't think these people had enough money to live down the street from Dan marino. Oh shit
You couldn't be leaving a weird place kind of near there. No, not by Dan marino
He's gotta have a place right on the intercostal. Oh, well, that's too close to the water. Maybe he's got two homes
I'm sure he's got a million homes. Wow damn marino
Yeah, you know who I said hello to yesterday and interrupt to just day Doug flutty John Tash
whoa
That's a good one whoa here's walking down the street and I said mr. Tash
And he was like yours
I just said I didn't know that I realized like I didn't know what to say. Yeah, but I was like because like
It's not that yeah
I technically said I'm a huge fan, but you're not but
But then I kind of caveated with just like all the the way I said to him was
You know, it's just kind of crazy just seeing you all the all these years and it's good to see you
Is that what you said? Oh, yeah, that's not bad. Right. It could be worse yet. He was just like thank you
I'll tell you about it. He's huge. Yeah, we know almost John Tash is huge. He's huge. He's big old man
I had um, I saw the guy who's a doctor on the pit the the cool like the cool doctor on the pit
He's like a smaller part, but he's the one who like shows up. He works with uh, he's like
In the military gear and stuff like that. I don't want you. He's also been ready or not too. Oh wow
Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's great. He's great actor. I love them
But I don't know his name or anything and he was in front of me in TSA and they like took his bag
You know the like cuz you like you messed up
He like they took his bag and he had to wait for his bag and then I leaned in behind him
I was like, you gotta gotta leave your scaffold at home
You gotta leave your scaffold at home
Yeah, Sean had a seat
Yeah, he was funny. Well, fuck you, Sean
Yeah, he's trying to engage with you that's your audience Sean. Yeah, gotta leave your scaffold
Hey, and he's like your number one fan, how dare you and his your number one fan? I love the pit
You laugh at Eddie Oh God, well out there, okay, he said a funny thing to you
Yeah, it was six o'clock in the morning at the airport and they took their back from
her man. I refuse to learn. Very tractive. Oh, sure. They're very tractive. So it's John
Tush. Yeah. I'll say hello to you. That's important for you to know. I don't give a fuck.
Yeah. If I want to say hello to a celebrity, I say hello to them.
Really? That's a couple of them. Mr. Tush.
Seems to be doing live every day, knowing for a fact, you never know where you're going to
meet John Tush. Yeah. Love the fact that when you meet John Tush, you don't say
weird things like, oh, you're taller than I thought because I didn't. I was happy.
Yes. And then laugh. How's the weather up there?
Yeah. I mean, you're going to laugh at the fact that you can't believe you're still alive
that tall. Exactly. You're a tall man age fast is what I should have said.
And then he, uh, no, I just know giant just laugh just thinking about how I made his day.
I don't know if you did. I don't know if you did. I think he made your day. He did.
He did make my day. Come see side stories on the road. Henry and I are having a
fucking blast out there. April 17th Anchorage, sold out. Can't come too bad.
Go to Fairbanks the next day on April 18th. Come to Fairbanks. We have no idea what the weather
is going to be like up there in April, but it's going to be better than it was.
Yes. It's better than February, but that honestly, we're sorry we missed and we're coming
and we're looking up to you. We're coming. You guys come. It's going to be fucking
bug. We cannot wait. I'm going to do some kind of brunch show the next day too.
I'm very excited about. I think it's just going to sit and watch you eat.
I think so. I think it's a it's a it's a mukbang. Wow. I'm just going to eat salmon for them.
That's amazing. It's more like a mukbang because you're getting paid.
Yeah. April 26th Lexington, Kentucky. We're going to hang out with Emily. What's up?
Bring out some fun. Emily, I'm coming to your fucking house. Emily, I'm going to have sex with
your dogs. May 7th LA Avalon theater 945. The Netflix is a joke festival. Come on out. We
going to get horny. We're going to be horny. Just so you know, in Los Angeles, it is also we're
up against the night of too many stars. Yes. And if you live in Los Angeles, you know,
fuck these goddamn stars, right? Shit. Yeah, stars. We are going to have, we are also going to
have celebrity guests. Yeah, we have full on celebrity guests at our show. They are currently
being booked. And we got the real stars. We are stars. Real guests. You fucking forget about
who's at the real one? Who's at the real one? There's not too many stars. Who's there? Who's
there? What hacks are there? I don't know. We're fucking hacks are there. What are the
powers are going to be there? Huh? Robert's mind. Yeah. What garbage ass fucking pieces is
shit. I'm going to be there. I love it. It's like John Stewart and Anthony Jezzelnick.
Yeah. Some Chris Rock. And it's a low level talent. Like Adam Sandler. Yeah.
You come to the Avalon where you can see our guns. I guess what? You probably I can drink
with us afterwards because you're never going to see ever Adam Sandler. Yeah. You will probably see.
You brew more than likely. If you come see us, you'll see me and Eddie go to the fucking bathroom.
Hosted by John Stewart. Garbage. Pussy. Bill Burr. It's the Hollywood ball. Yeah. The fucking
the parking's terrible. Yeah. Conan O'Brien. Coward. Garbage. Steve Carell.
Bastard. Whatever. I don't even see him live. I see him on the television. I like him better
there. Nikki Glazer. She's great. We love. Yeah. We can't even joke. I don't want to say anything.
Ron Funches. These we like. I like this guy. So very nice. Right. Right. Right. Yeah. Oh, yeah.
Are you fucking you bringing Annabelle to us? Yeah. You son of a bitch. Madrive is not said word
one about Annabelle since he fucking purchased her from her Pimp. Yeah. Dude. That's what I
want to know. You fucking Pimp. You slave owner. You human trafficker. Yeah. Right. Fuck you, dude.
Yeah. That's what we're fucking talking about. Yeah. But anyways, come and see us. May 30th,
Rochester. June 28th, London, Ontario. Yes. Because Rochester again. Rochester is really where we
shine. Yeah. Yeah. That's where we shine. Yeah. We don't shine anywhere else. But Rochester.
Bring your sunglasses. Yeah, because we're going to be so shiny. Yeah.
Also, April 3rd, come and check me in Amber out at the Lyric Hyperia. Not in LA. You're
going to have a lot of fun. That's on Good Friday. That's a great idea. It's a great fucking
idea, Eddie. Yeah. It's a really good idea. Well, I'll say in hell, I'm Balderada's pork sandwich shop.
Cheers. In Urbana. Holy shit. That fucking pork. But I poor catta sandwich. They make their own
pork cutta and they make all their own meats. And they bake their own bread. I smell the bread
in the back. It's the best smelling bathroom I've ever been in. Yeah. That's part of it.
And it's so smell good. Yeah. It was just like, thank you. It's a thank you in your part. Yeah.
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