Sitcom Moms (w/ Jamel Johnson)

0:00This is a headgun podcast. Welcome to another brand new episode of all fantasy everything the podcast that fantasy drafts anything and everything from the world of popular culture on today's episode we're drafting sitcom moms our guest today is our friend the comedian the writer the uh... what are the go is if the DC go goes the DMV go go capital city go capital city go goes advocate Jamel Johnson is here come on go go go go go who is that a brand is is that a specific player go goes Jersey no this is a custom this is my most rarest piece this is a custom capital city go go Jersey they don't make these anymore also it's still

1:04no it's g-league it's like one of the first like it's great go go 95 was the show on WPGC 95.5 and that is why they play go go go it was one hours from 9 to 10 p.m. amazing just an hour of guys yelling people's birthdays we got a radio shout out yeah we're like love shout out yeah I mean aren't labo shout out to our labo who is not alive but the show still goes on so like people are still sending in their birthday shoutouts and they just use like old canned audio of art labo to set up that's great the new birthday shout out so like I could call and be like hey I want to which Sean Jordan happy 50 second yeah say it up coming up I'm going to sue people are going to assume you're in jail a lot of people calling our labo are locked up I that makes sense but that's fun they listen I think that probably jail is the highest number demo of people who are

2:10listening to radio shows regularly yeah to rest room for sure yeah do they have so there's radios in jail you got one in your in your cell I think you yeah you got a you could probably get one at the commissary yeah like you have your own yeah and I yeah I bet if you have your own you're up there it's like a status thing I bet you can also have your on TV chocolate milk carton of sigs and a radio they got another got a TV the next community TV at the work release I don't think you get an Xbox is there porn on the phone yeah but no you get a phone in there because they're making tick tocks yeah if you can get an Xbox and I could do like franchise mode I think I could do like three months I can do I can do it I can do it I can do it straight yeah I can do three and nobody beat the shit out of me I could do three months I'm like I served my time got the yeah I got I got the Oregon ducks to a three-peat national champion yeah yeah yeah I think the hard thing about playing Xbox and prison would be like the time you don't probably have to play it overnight that's fine with me right you probably play it with day time you play

3:13with cats in different regions yeah unusual yeah I'm not even online I'm not even online oh no like raw dog in the franchise mode why that's how I like to play sports kids I don't want to get yelled at by some kid and grand rapids you don't play online who wow I will I'll go I'll play I'll go PVP if somebody wants to come to my house the dojo yeah yeah that you don't put did you ever put the headset on you never never you guys ever had never did it cause football you get a sky bag make them I'll play I'll play single player I'll stream me playing single player you can watch me it's one of the Portland state Vikings I'm trying to a consciously going by NBA 2k because this is coming out in September and God knows sir what'll be happening with the Blazers in that no you guys will still be the Portland Trail Blazers well we will be until 2030 and after that that depends on something happening on August 12th which is in the past damn I know what what would you do if yeah I do a lot up there like if they left I hate to be this guy but what would you do I think I thought

4:19you'd like pretty much guarantee they weren't we're feet don't put that on the white Oakland the white oak that's what I would do I don't know about that in many ways we call it I'm going to white Oakland yeah I don't know about that I think Portland would like it if you go to the road I might put in a posture for I think I think I'm like cock Oakland I think Portland would like it if they called it white condo yeah I think Seattle's white one if you let them if you let Portland get this I know we're gonna need that for five years if the boy you think Seattle has white condo over Portland for sure yeah I don't know I don't know I would you really been up there yeah I think technological supremacy but Seattle's more not white than Portland yeah Seattle's less interesting Seattle's much less very and I'm

5:26well I'm saying it is what I'm saying it all the shit be going on maybe when they elsewhere well Conn is not measure they got a flood they got to come to America and the end of the no no or the big thing I mean I'm out because they perfected it that's why it's happening there because they're perfect but you did you have this boringness the bit about how they just left the rest of Africa on their own or is that like yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah that's the Adely no I understand the pair that's the Adely I think that Seattle is just I don't maybe I just don't like Seattle I don't like Seattle it might be it not a whole lot of a stand in solidarity with them on having a basketball team yeah from your bosom yeah when you walk past the husk of the key arena it does feel sad it's been de husk has it like nice again but they play they play hockey and they play women's yeah but you guys weren't there I watch it when it was Husk level I watch Sean camp get out of a limousine there yeah that's a power

6:30man it's not a big boy there that's a powerful one but I thought they but the whole stable of women on the side of the state I see no I didn't see big boy the big big boy fat big boy or outcast big big boy okay yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah oh you lost a lot of it's a hauling oats there you like it oh you saw hauling oats at the key arena remember when bumbershoot used to that used to be the thing you got to go see all these dope bands and you did some shitty comedy shows at 2 p.m dude I saw Tanashe almost Christ who so hot almost cried yeah yeah just like brought to tears but yeah Tanashe sheer gorgeousness mm-hmm Sean had that with with Raid Lamont and Sean oh yeah we saw big Sean too oh my god where did you see big Sean bumbershoot now bumbershoot was addicted to what the dicked did damn Sean was fixated on his sleeveless vest right why guess ever vest is sleeveless they still doing that this is the bumper they still bumper in shoots yeah yeah my bummershoot again happening in September oh there you have it you know yeah yeah yeah they stop for a couple

7:32yeah yeah COVID fuck it up obviously it's different now I don't think it's tank anymore but I don't know book me see young thug and Jay Cole at a football field huh that's what I saw I saw it was like thug and Jay Cole like the rapture was like at that football field yeah yeah yeah yeah but it's like what team is that the high school maybe you're a cop I don't know it's like the Seattle municipal football field yeah I know what you're talking about yeah yeah yeah is it where Belle you I thought Tyler the creator it's like it's like 400 feet from a space needle yeah it's really quite the same thing about bumbershoot is there was one green room so anyone that like if big boy wanted to go get food at bumbershoot you'd be in the same area yeah yeah they didn't ever but whatever you then you had a green room and then there was the boy yeah but then there was like the big area but anybody on the festival can go in there yeah I was there alone with Kaleila and I was afraid to talk to Kaleila yeah he's too hot she's eating yeah yeah I can't I get that you're arguing your back foot seeing a hot person eat right it's like fuck the house you need happening yeah maybe like it's great popping a grape that I can see yeah that makes it yeah

8:39tucking into it tucking into like a wrap snack food yeah one of those like festival barbecue rich sandwiches or something I don't want to see how people next to Shorma that's crazy rotating meat a rotating sweaty pole to meet that's what it is I don't know what the fog of the channel last night oh I was there for you which one this morning it was fog of the Wow it was don't go on in there it was a rough morning but it was a great night I just feel like Picasso painting the toilet bowl this morning yeah oh my god it was yeah it was fucked I woke up early you ever have to wake up early just yeah not a long time but I have for sure yeah that was like about a decade of my life yeah that was a bunch of a real hope for it yeah it was it was brutal but it was really fun shout out to the folka to child Beverly Hills they actually treated us great did you go more meat or more uh sign you know what happened me you know what have they just told you we brought a camera and they

9:43thought we were famous so they started bringing us meats from the back back meat which was crazy they just came out with I've never happened to me in folka to child well Langston is famous yeah and and I was there and you were there you're not you're not known they just came out with a plate with four or five pieces of meat and they were like hey you'll have and then they came out and then Isaac can attend it's never happened to me in folka to child either then they came out and they were like what do you guys want next really three times not just one that's not a phone in my folka to child spirit it's not a thing that happened it's not in mine it's weird it's brand new any sort of KBBQ loyalty were you torn inside it out were you thinking like no I don't know he was on the chow train I don't care I love the Brazilians so if we show up in KTown if you go back to KTown and somebody's like saw you in folka to child it's uh I say oh it's a van she said yeah dude yeah he says let's go outside folka day now we can handle this right now

10:44that that folka day dog him me I could never you feed me enough bauje gejou I'm gonna turn Brazilian whoa he says everything like that great and he and he's shan't be he's shen not be I'm not gonna be shan for it he won't he was having a good time I'm gonna say the pronunciation for like How long have you been bringing it up? Sure, I don't care. You will not be moved. I think it's what, I admire many things about you. It may be the number one. You know the good thing about you doing it though, is you never fuck the accent up. Like you're not like a case of Dilla Asuka. No, no. Like you say how it's supposed to be said. He's nailing it. Yeah, yeah. And that is why today I wear a Korean soccer jersey. Yeah. And by the way, the soccer jersey of one of the hottest men to ever grace. What's this guy's name? Park. Anjung-Hun. I thought it was Jason Park. I was like, I don't remember him being hot. He's really good. Can I just praise Glazed Isaac a little more? Yes. I like it that when you do accents, you don't furrow your brow.

11:47Oh. How do you like your, you know, you're like, oh, I can't even think of a word. Yeah, yeah. It's hot as fuck. It's got to be extremely hot. Yeah. Or whatever. Hell yeah. Yeah. Oh my god. Oh. Yeah. You should have been the principal of like a surf movie. Yeah. Yeah. He is very, very tight. He is a hot with long hair. Oh, yeah. I got it. Should I go my hair out? Yeah. Yeah. Have you never? No, never. What? What? Get that going. Yeah. Don't pass your shoulders. I wouldn't mind seeing it. I wouldn't mind seeing it. I wanted to pass myself off as like a sportsman for so long that I don't think I've ever. Well, this sportsman had like this. Yes. Yeah. The hottest one over here hair down to a shoulder. I do. Get it long. We can get you some extensions too. No, we see him. Yeah. We can see him. Yeah. We can see him. We can see him. Yeah. Like the last week. Yeah. Long flow. Brother.

12:47Do not be afraid to extend them. What if you did? How much is that to go? Like you want to go put accent? Do your hair long enough to do that? Yeah. It is. I don't know. You need something to hook it to. It seems to work. Because you got it short under the like way you would. You got to have a lot of things. I might have to hook it to. You need something where they braid in the track. Uh huh. You know K-pop dudes are doing extensions. I don't know that. There's gotta be over there. Absolutely. Yeah. They're Jews and I think they're Jews. They're Jews. Everyone's Jews and everybody you have to. Yeah. There's too much in stake. Mail beauty standards are ridiculous. I remember when I was in. I remember when I was in junior high school all that we were doing. You re-boys had long bangs. You remember that arrow? Well, the long re-boys with long bangs. Oh the curtain bangs, yeah. Oh yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, the Hans dude. Yeah, yeah, they were fucking hot twins My friend Graham Wicklitz Brian and Michael Han these like gorgeous gorgeous Twins and then my friend Graham Wicklund who was like I'm really bad acne

13:49And uh, it was like a Swedish dude. He referred to every he'd go up to him It's like it's us the hot triplets and it was a great That is a little bit. I loved it. He loved it. Everyone loved it. No victims just laughs Dude with acne having the confidence to hang out with hot foreign twins is Graham had a going I hope he's going good I hope it's going good for him. Yeah, I hope so too. I haven't talked to Graham in a while You don't remember Graham. I remember Graham Graham. I'm pointing for a minute. Yeah, what rockabilly? Yeah, yeah, yeah, the Graham That's pretty cool. I don't know anybody who went rockabilly for the music. He went he did it too I don't know. Yeah, the tattoo I know what rockabilly did it for the clothes. Yeah, he went across the board Oh, I could like pinned up jeans denim lot of denim stray cats. Yeah, oh yeah jeans bowling shirt shape like swingers kind of pop indoors Yeah, yeah a little more a little like more in then the swingers crew a little more a little more edgy Okay, yeah a lot let's say and beautiful babies

14:51Yeah, hey now that we're a don't just kind of shit. Oh, yeah I think of the girls more than the girl or the feminine wear more than the guy where dudes are doing it too Yeah, now that we're grownups had we've been alive at the time of swingers would we have thought those guys were douchebags? You mean the first wave of swingers when was that? It's fun would have done a lot to make me think they were cool But they were saying beautiful babies Like going to swing dancing this embrose the 90s man. Yeah, but like but I'm saying if they were there now or if we were adults We were then because we're not trend writers in the way that like none of us were like hipsters when that was huge that's true You know, I'm saying so like Grunge would we have hated those guys in white culture? I feel like grunge had run out speak on it right and that it's sort of petered out what culture does exist Black culture was very very cool. We were still grunge still still grunge So there was but we needed to find another path White culture and like that wasn't like

15:54Boy band type thing So there was that going on I guess it was new metal hadn't even really started the other They're like yellow card and stuff yet whatever that was really You don't know what was happening like some 41 newfound glory Sublime it happened was happening He was right there It's getting a whole time. I think the I think like Sinatra was still alive the rat pack was still alive But it should be now that was like your grandparents Ration a little bit Sinatra made his last duet out. Yes. You're his last duet. I'm so I think that okay That sort of septum of it seeped into the culture. We were like, oh wait. Those are some cool white guys We could just run that back Okay, I Jump jiving whale. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I went in that shit was on too But that's what that's what I'm asking would we have liked those guys if we were just in LA doing Standard comedy at the time going to see the squirrel nut zippers or whatever we have been like All this is rolled up in a bowling shirt. This is my friend Jake. He loves beautiful babies

16:57The one guy ran an open mic. He ran a comedy open mic Right I'm gonna go into it. Would it have been a car to it? We would have gone to it if we're basing up these kids They're going to Vegas. You know what I mean? They're having a great time. They're up late at diners. Yeah I kind of think we would like them though we wouldn't have The only one that was really being annoying was that Sue dude. He was the one with like a giant chain wallet Oh, he was gone, but he was yeah, yeah, he was the one with a gun, but he was from anaheim He was from anaheim. Yeah, I grew up in Lausanne I would have liked the Vince von type I think the Vince Bond the the Ron Livingston type they weren't like Crazy into it. Yeah, they just Vincenzo super into it. It's fun. He was saying your money all the time That would have been kind of annoying Sue was just a crazy guy right and then John Favreau was just Adjacent he wasn't really I think John Favreau hung up the bowling shirt with them three years. Yeah I think suited to Sue actually was a founding member of Limp biscuit then got kicked out for flushing

17:58I could see Sue go in new metal for sure. I think Sue went new metal 100 Trying to keep their rep. I think Sue definitely went new metal. Yeah Now you want to talk about a culture that hits who falls hard now I can speak on it You know, you know, yeah, that was I saw that happened I saw that I was like I'm so far away as far away as I could get you okay So you saw new metal you were like no nothing about it nothing about it that back off I've used to play that at nutty's and I'm like That's wrong. I knew it immediately. Oh my god. I did I was losing my mind All these dudes with like you know two inch on hair spike up. Is that what you say? I don't know the words headstrong back off. I'll take you on headstrong. I'll take on anyone. Yeah Leather is sense. I always thought new metal was only when they were wrapping This was right in there. This might have wrapped in headstrong. What else the new part, but they still He's still got to do some regular metal horn with new metal. His new metal short for newbie in metal

18:59I thought it was a you In the wrapping and the wrapping brand newbie metal Never forget what they took Perfect That's the rest of my weekend I don't know that we don't ever get This from the show a new stand of about him, but if you did a little PowerPoint presentation Nobody would be mad nobody would be upset about that Click this is Jonathan Davis from Corgi No, it's grandpa

20:00I can't be the first person to have figured that out. I can't you my Eyes looking for right now I'm searching it. I don't see it. I think his algorithm is fucked up type it in newbie and metal Something nothing comes up I said we're dacked all this I'm trying to get rid of This newbie metal Newbie metal sprung out of what? Kakanda what oh Kakanda I'm seeing this bit come together. This is my beautiful mind right now There's like numbers in my mockery They're starting to close in Oh man, that's fucking great urban assault remix Hmm that song was I was pretty in a new metal. I didn't dress new metal Yeah, but list together. I did have a backwards red hat. I didn't I'll try to remix is the deepest I got into new man. That was the method been oh and that song and together now

21:05Yeah, watch how you didn't hear me shut the fuck up. Yeah, fuck up. I had that tape that song was long Look that beat was good. I could never get I could never get into limp biscuit. I just couldn't sound like you were in the Tulip biscuits Oh, that's fair. Yeah, did you like the faith? No, I loved it. I like faith by George Michael a lot. It's so good Yeah, I like it all more now than I ever did then I will say that you do it more in a new metal at all Uh-uh, because you were skating and you felt like I think it was like I'm into newbies so contrary Yeah, I was like I'm gonna newbie. I like the real newbie the brand newbie and I like it all the You weren't listening to brand newbie No, no You really check At this fear that was about atmosphere in two pockets where you're from no, no, okay

22:10Put a cigarette out of my arm you were listening to me Um I don't have a spirit. Yeah, you know snoop and draice hyper sill so you never like the earlyos I never liked it I never liked any of that stuff when it like I didn't like Nirvana Beastie boys and shit when that came out Which is stupid who's just to be contrarian, you know, yeah, I'm like no that sucks. I'm losing a two-pock rage Newman I don't like you know that's not allowed No, it was very clearly. There's some very clear lines That were happening no doubt was earlier so it's whole a little bit. Yeah, so no doubt would be the closest you could get But that was stop. Yeah, yeah, so there was no not one girl was like bikini kill and stuff What was that right a girl right girl? Yeah, yeah, okay? There's more like punk. Yeah, yeah alternative But you better work you on the internet is there's a little what's cool O-Tep nope ho-tep O-Tep I don't cream cream corn I never heard of these bands in before my life and but these are girl bands who are

23:12New metal or new metal adjacent Hmm, I don't know I just this is what I was funny for the girls that beat a whole tip But it does to you're being metal because it is new be a metal. There's the they're evidence Oh, no, you know Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's You know I work that song still comes up when I work out that and the call me when you're call me when you're sober I think was there other one and I still all listen about those when I run to this I would have guessed you listen to Evan essence. I saw listen to crazy down when I run sometimes you know what I've been listening to when I lived a lot lately that brandy You're a fine girl Brandy you're a fine girl What a good wife you would be Yeah, and then I go into dancing in the moonlight, which is actually a very dark song well brand these kind of like about a girl who'd like The guys that say works at a western she works at a bar in a sailor town in a sailor town and he's a sailor

24:16Yeah, from a sailor it's like you would be a good wife But I'm ready to see my wife my lover the lady is the sea. That's right You used to just feel the right songs from the perspective of a a seafaring man dog Nobody's talking about sailors anymore never and they're still sailing and we used to really Yeah, I think it got less romantic when plants took over Yeah, it's about to be back Odyssey everybody about to be sailing now. Oh, yeah, oh buddy the next two years Everything's gonna be on a boat shanties We're gonna figure something about this Odyssey. Whoa. I didn't even think about oh buddy Should we start writing seafaring songs for Isaac to sing that'd be fun. I gotta do that. Yes. I got Let them hear grow out but we could do it Well, I think six months for you to grow your hair I don't give us enough time to get exactly a huge spring for you spring 27 is gonna go off Yeah, you're gonna start wearing pirate shirts Start billowy. Yeah, hello. We're you guys are not already wearing a shanty song What no, oh yeah, my big row. I got really into that. Oh, that's right. Yeah, you're on the show you playing on the pocket

25:21That makes sense. Yeah, yeah, that makes sense that I did that Nubian metal That's that's an indelible image Oh Sean Jordan's here, huh Yeah, I'm here. How are you feeling three days into mustache no beard? Yeah, you're feeling better because the beard's coming back up. Yeah naked without facial hair right here I think it's insane. I refuse. I won't I won't crazy every time I do it. I just feel nuts now that it's coming back a little bit You're not as in as vulnerable of a state. Mm-hmm. You're right. You should have a little bit of a father punch out You're right. I know that. Not that it's here. We're out. We're out there the other day in Isaac He goes, so are you you doing this? I go no good friend. I go no, and he's like yeah, it's not the it's not the best use of you Whatever you said, but I was like I know that yeah, I know I look like the more on the best best and beyond looks great Thank you. Yeah, I this I want this to catch up a little more. I think you could keep it one day one day from now

26:24I think you can keep it at that way. I probably will you guys have both great very nicely I've never said thank you very much, but I'm really looking at it right on the couch. Yeah, the 10 years we've been doing this You guys really got up in that salt and pepper good. Thank you very much. I want it to Graymore. Thank you I just wanted to go you want it to jaymore. I want he's that's what he's looking for it is trying to get that He's trying to get that type of feel What's the Mary of us I remember 26 stops there is 26 the Latin theater Portland, Oregon. Take it's got to be gone by now They got to be they got to be but if they're not Get the last one Come to the late show. This is as long as my hair can get and still look okay with the gray in there because the here's the issue with the gray It gets long different than the rest of the hair. It gets like kinkier. Oh, and then though it's so like embrace your roots if fuzz is out In a if all of it got like that I would I forgot that you had a fro. Yeah, yeah, yeah Damn, I forgot that that was a thing. I got a damn fro e and that was a whole era. Yeah, yeah, and be a giant beard

27:32No, yeah I don't want to dig around my phone during the show but I'll show you Everyone else is gonna do their dates you can you can dig I'll find this for you. I don't actually have any dates The first thing I ever met yeah big afro big afro big beard probably weird huge shorts He was in some kind of a purple gang. Yeah, purple sweatshirt. We yeah, it was me Ron funches. Oh, here we go That was all gay. It was me Ron funches. This guy named ganja john. Yeah, it was ganja john's idea to call us a gang Who's traveler? Yeah, showed him this Oh, that's a good one too. You know the police the purple gang is a real so yes, I know the purple and uh in a Jewish gang You think I don't know the purple guy Ossobo Lake, Iowa allegedly they used to run um or Michigan Sorry, yeah, these to be bootleggers and allegedly there's a car at the bottom of Ossobo Lake that they that the purple gang like stashed on there All by that there isn't one but it's like there's a lore around it Car under a lake because they were bootlegger so they like drove the car into the lake so they'd nobody found it or something

28:34I'd it's just a fun. It's not true. There's no car at the bottom Jewish bootleggers The purple gang was a Jewish gang. So are this is the same one I'm talking about? There's only one purple gang, but like they were bootleggers that that kind purple city bird gang What was Jim Jones doing was that just a variant where they connect? I think you might have just really liked purple look at the color purple That's the first guy man that guy looks like he's gonna say something crazy to me on the bus Yeah, but like good though. I mean potentially That guy And then Ron like young Ron What that was Portland look I was taking the first one of my favorite pictures of all time, but I was We were just walking around downtown. Son the beautiful boy. Let me get a Yeah, I know I have it. I it's one of the it's one of my because we were Nobody made it yeah, nobody was even close real and it's Ron looks like a um

29:35He's built in that photo. He is built like one of those like a bed knob like the rod of a old wooden Skinny like you went from bed knob to broomstick straight up Man, I'm going crazy. You're gonna fucking up. Yeah, I gotta put this behind the paint wall My views are too much David boy speaks on newbie and metal angel of landsberry We don't need the rest of us in the thumbnail Transberry once She called it don't say kept calling her murder she wrote No, if you say you were sitting by it to her face multiple times they murdered she wrote They asking if you want your drink what drink you want What murder she wrote that one

30:37Crazy anyways makes it you put that to that beat I think you can do a lot of stuff. Yeah, that's in the club right now that song was it's a hot Her hair was like a bunch of rose Man, tell you about this girl in him. Lex. Oh, it is. Yeah, I don't know what I know Murder she wrote makes it complex. It's a complicated dance. It's a political song. Yeah, I'm about to say any letting us know Okay, we know your stance. Yeah, a lot of His words are more complicated than you want them to be for sure and more conservative. I guess yeah Just about three little birds Oh, it's about I don't know what it's about one It might it might be about three little birds one of those one of those birds One of those birds was a fucking minth rights act of it. I didn't have it either. Yeah So we keep working to keep it working until one of us has something funny about it one of those birds was moving the other two birds out of the neighborhood One of those birds two of those birds were tape brothers. Whoa, I'm like that. It

31:42I get it There's breath. It's a bear awful. Yeah, there's two tape. There's three little birds though That's odd my star step, but I think that you I think that for this joke you have to make one of the birds Adversarial to the other two yeah, yeah, and then the other two represent oppression and the one The one bird represents whatever positive movement you want to be on So you have to make two of the birds bad guys. Yeah, and make one of the them doing something to the one little Well, he's halfway there. He did do that part. That's what I'm saying. That's why I think he was pretty and Paul F. Tompkins Walking to a bar walk into a bar Jamel Johnson is here. Jamel this comes out September. Husband 17 17. Okay Oxoba first a sports drink man. It's Thursday. Please come Please come and Maybe I'm doing something else in New Orleans the rest of that week. I'll just be there. Okay. I'm there like the first through like a The Saints and Tails. Yeah, there's a Monday night football game that I should be attending there It is if you see me at the Caesar's Superdome do not make direct eye contact. No

32:45Domino check it. Can they address you? You can hit you can DM me at broccoli house. I'll be on the I'll be on the jack and then Maybe we could link it to snack stand or something. Jamel's gonna be wearing a backwards Jeremy Shockey jersey He's got a he's got a throwback. Doos McElts the gold one. Can I tell you one of my greatest misses It was in Portland one of these thrift stores in Portland had a Saints jersey. Yeah, that had chef written on it and it was a number 68 That's weird. It's how you've been born in 68 what year was Emerald Agasse born computer? I bet you Emeralds from the 50s 59. Yeah, come on. 39. You're right Anyhow I really wish I bought that but you can see what I got on eBay right now at that Riley who I actually want to check you Down I'm gonna bring down some pieces. We'll split the profit. Come on. We're I will be doing some

33:47Consignment work for some like the jackets that I never wore one time I bought them because I was at the employees store. I thought that I should have them A winbreakers is huge man. Yeah, I got I have a really nice one. I guess I just I just will never wear it's too loud for me It's like um a lot of Vara LG BTQ A plus plus plus that's right many more They're rocking the winbreakers the old winbreakers now. They're kind of ended at they're getting into their like new Jersey mobster Yep, eras. How do I find you on eBay? Yeah It's hard. It's I got premium dehydrated lamb lung dog treat I don't know how to streamline that but I'm gonna just tell y'all I know it's a Ph.A.T. Riley but oh, it's okay Okay, cuz fat Riley sells wholesale fabrics. Yeah, nah, that's pretty hot and tempting Riley. Okay, or I You are zero results pop never see that Search something. Oh, I bet listen. No, there's usually something right listen. It is it does exist. It's very real. I'm in

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38:03When I got home that didn't happen I and I ate the whole thing in the kitchen at home. I didn't eat it in the car. I ate it at home I did like I want you guys to know the punishment for me not sharing it was the feeling I had yeah Physic not even like guilt-wise just physically Taking down two sandwiches in a two-hour span. Yeah, on a g-up you want that's the thing about hurting That's the thing about a sandwich on on a g-up you get one a day one a day What hurts about most you just feel it you just really not yeah, you get punished. What do you mean? I want to be one I went to bed at eight It makes you feel sick. It makes you feel like yeah, bro. You're interesting. Okay, okay, put the cap on like what like is it the calories or is it like that? It's bread here comes Isaac I was gonna take a sip of like He did look like you for a bread calories Like like it's just a lot heavier heavy You start to feel like all room. Yeah, you gotta really space out. Yeah, if you you can't eat a bunch of crazy shit

39:07Yeah, you gotta be that's what happened. That's why this morning was so tough you gotta stay in line Yeah, we're drafting sitcom moms you wouldn't know it from the preamble That's all fans ever we went a lot of places today word media metal That was that was that was 20 minutes ago the way we determine the order of this draft is a relic in game of rock Paper says there's play between the three of you and we throw on shoot all right here. We go rock paper says a shoot Oh, David wins. He's back scat rock over two scissors natural Doing scissors. I've done scissors in my last 10 Roshi's been clear with scissors. I've been doing all right. Yeah, he has been cleaning. How I want to say statistically scissors get you there the best All right, that's what she said I don't want to know where she said it No, rock paper scissors will remind you Yeah, in a Kakonda. Yeah Our slash white condo let's be in San Francisco. They used to call us They called you that Portland. Yeah, that's pretty cool. Yeah, it was kind of like San Francisco for less me. Yeah, might still be I don't know. Yeah, I don't know about the culture here. This up in the comments if it is like in the world

40:11Is that what that mean something like that? All right that also happens in Portland Portland is the first place I saw people Shulis with a home Yeah, oh, yeah, and they're different. Yeah, have you been to Eugene? No, I have been to you. You might see exclusively crunchy Crunchy down there. She said it I always forget the drive-through organ is wow, man. Maybe for the 10 year will drive up I'm in I'll fly down to drive up with you. I'm in my wife's wife is coming too. I was oh you're just the two years Okay, yeah, I'll meet you up there To a use I just think and I forgot or maybe we'll take the China. I forgot it is like nice to get up there that drive the drive from here to San Francisco Absolutely terrible, but the drive from San Francisco to Portland. Yeah, pretty solid From here to SF is trash. You will see depressing lake water levels Park the net drive now When you get up by Mount Chast to the like whatever those red Mountain area like the the water is so cool looking

41:14It's a bummer that it's so low. Yeah, but it's so pretty Do they still make Shasta Cola? God that was staple back in the computer Yes, you clicked up. I think they have chocolate. Yeah, they still make it. It's the same kind of makes little cry Whoa That'll fight I've seen Shasta the grocery store. Yeah, yeah, okay Okay Well, so yeah, yeah, yeah, Shasta, farium Living in a lime shop Living in a lime I think cut it nothing. Nope nothing from David on that he's focused. Sorry. I was looking up Shasta I can do that. I can't do that. Morah can do what what she'll be focused on she can actually get do the Chast to think oh she'll be focused and actually won't hear what's happening. Oh, I do not have

42:14It's the only way to call it an ability so you didn't hear Sean do a Rastafarian accent yelling Shasta farium. No, I didn't he I would have reacted because he I didn't even connect with it I didn't know it wasn't attempted. Yeah, shouldn't it happen once it was kind of in your shadow His Jamaica gets lost in the weeds Right, I I just thought he was I just thought he was yelling. I didn't know I had recognize a race at all. Can you do that if you're on your phone and I start to end? I'm talking to you Is there a world where like you don't hear it? No, I don't think so. Wow. I don't know. I got a lock you know, okay, because can I tell you the thing? I locked in on it just seems so crazy to me Shasta has a chocolate delight soda. I said that chocolate. Yeah I didn't hear you say that so maybe maybe yes Oh, yeah, I was gonna say Apple which is interesting. I like it. I'm coming from on zanita soul. I like it. I like soda I've been known to crack a apple flavored Celsius. Oh

43:19I'm not a selfie. Never had a Celsius. Don't they really get don't they really get you going? Don't get you don't want this shit. Yeah, Alec Flynn told me not to do it and he's buck Yeah, if he's telling me not to do it, then I shouldn't be doing that kind of thing Crack one of those like when we were taping at 9 p.m. On after hours Crack one of those around eight. Yeah, go to bed at one Yeah, maybe if I'll steer clear How much green your screaming in your dream. Yeah, coming off a Celsius is like coming off a blow. Yeah Yeah, well, well now okay Maybe I'll go get a Celsius. I like that. It's a serpentine raft Now what does that mean? It's a great question. What is that Locked in like mopping the Florida at a grocery in a grocery aisle. Oh You ever worked at a grocery store and you had to clean you just you just go back and forth back down backwards down the aisle So you don't step in any they never had me mopping. I was stocking Every did you ever have to inventory? Do you remember that? Oh, they never I had to do that at the gas station. We had to do it a whole day though

44:22It'd be like a whole day you always wanted like dog food or whatever was gigantic because you could just count them But then sometimes you get like baby food Coolade packets like you'd have to go through every single thing. I was on my car and tea aisle. Oh my god It was the word Or like baby food was all glad to you had to be so careful with every single baby food because it was all So bad and you had to get there five in the morning to do it now you said dog food earlier. Well giant bags of dog food fog dude If you swap the letters Dog hat Dog maybe jet fuel does milk. That's what I'm saying. Okay at a 90 degree angle Just like look one just look a little deeper maybe it doesn't believe everything you hear maybe a building supposed to fall straight down I they fog dude is a great name for a surfwear company fog dude fog dude is dog food. I'm out there early I'm not that you had the fog dude. Oh I like that. I dude. It's like In the end here we in the mid

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48:30And 365 day returns now available in Canada and the UK to that's q-u-i-n-c-e.com slash all fantasy This is all part fog dude. It's your first. We gotta get on we gotta get on a sailboat I'd love to get on a sailboat. It would be nice. We would need a guy who knows how to do it That's the it's very hard stay on land for y'all just to for y'all to come back to I'll be brandy ashore. Yeah, what about a catamaran with a motor on it? Mmm, catamaran has a hole in the middle like water world. Yeah, okay Kind of a little more interested. Yeah, I bet on a catamaran that was in Costa Rica. We were on a catamaran. No one gives it shit It's where they did the Sun was that I think about that story. I just it's the most you story lost the video It's one of the biggest bummers. There's no proof. Maybe that's not a bummer. I believe in having the memory You'll have that memory. That'll be one of the last things you think about before I go you just could not Show me a picture of Costa Rica look at it Remember What we ordered today's rapid basically to be fourth in the first year any pick first in the second round. Uh, let's go

49:37Let's really fuck shit up. No way. Okay. Let's go Ian David Jamel's show Bing Bing Bing Don't even make a spyro graph. Yeah, yeah, I know I don't I think I can count on one handy a minute I've gone first in this draft listen. This is newbie in metal Wow Needless to this Is gonna start rolling down the street right after this short break And with that welcome back to all fantasy everything already in progress. It's time for me to make my first pick holy shit Okay Sit-com moms is the topic. I'm uncomfortable Ha, I'm not a place I usually draft. Oh That's a position. I'm like my heart. I'm last your heart corn. Yeah We're gonna take Roseanne Quintessent you Quintess, aren't you we're we're taking the character. We're not taking Yeah, Roseanne bar

50:42Yeah, you're not taking Hitler cookies. No What Yeah, huh? What show is she a woman? You don't remember how the escape move? You know Hitler cookie. I did I like a rollerblade I did a backside Back with slide off the 1080 and then did a hit Ever cookies. That's what a rollerblade move sounds like hit no Bladers had like Luke King fish brain porn star zero spin. I had dumb fucking name. You guys have a price there That's the one And it looked like Jesus It's an awesome trick a tick-tack hippie jump you're looking up skateboard I have to be in this conversation I have to be in the conversation. What is some other Tick-tack is just where you go you tap your wheels around yeah like you're you're moving on like one of those like a bike that you're barely moving on Casper that's where you do half a kick flip put your back foot on the tail front foot gazelle walk the dog a gazette

51:44You're looking from like butterflies These are undercover cops That's got weed drugs I'm gonna tick-tack We're gonna get some good push get a bird Where the where the Casper flips happen in today Disco flips pop shove it and you think Hitler cookies doesn't fit into that no Look up rollerblade trick. All right. Do me a solid. I watch the whole video about the death of rollerbladers And it kind of does the vice one that just came out yeah kind of does make skate borders look like assholes cooler cool asshole potato potato whatever Make you acid royale That's cool to me dude stop skewing it your way I'm the fucking are you tell me half-cam? Come from doing half of a cabalarial Steve Cabalero who's a skateboard or not a rollerblader

52:45What do you think fucking flip comes from or kick soccer skate boy? When you find out a good friend is actually racist. We still live from genetics It says Cabalero on there Zero spin Fish brain porn star Lou Kang You just keep saying the same Those are ones you don't roll out So far big new again that's gonna bug you when if you ever not been the dominant culture in in wheel sport never It's always been yes, so hard on rollerbladers. That's a good question. They're just you are punching down hard I'm I'll kick down. I'll throw down. Oh Rollerblading while rollerblading sucks. I don't know what you want. I need to look in the camera I can't get behind rollerbladers never under any threat from rollerbladers. No They were just trying to love why is this happening? No one is ever been with me. I appreciate it What are you two?

53:48Nobody's ever been a rollerblader for the fucking front all introduced. Yeah, nobody was rollerblading to be cool They actually they love the lot of yes, they were a lot of posters. They failed a lot of posters In my period during jet set radio future when rollerblading was cool. Yeah, rollerblading was as cool Was cool as long as Dreamcast was cool. Yeah, eight weeks. That was the exact it wasn't cool For my culture with the dreamcast I had a dream guest. I don't please don't please not not right now is all I'll say okay Taxi what about it? What about crazy talk see What about a t-shirt with Martin Luther King We are we are cooking. I don't know how you didn't get there. I know it's crazy you haven't got there. I I'm not gonna lie. He just came to your barbecue and took some

54:53Dreamcast underneath I don't know how we're gonna edit the clip from Roseanne to that. Yeah, I could also see a version where maybe it's just like a Martin Luther King's face in one of those digital memory cards. You remember the Yeah, pictures on it. Yeah, they said you could play games on the memory card That's right. You could read it. I have a chance to speak with the memory card. Why didn't dreamcast? Well, it worked out the problem was it was too easy to bootleg the games Oh, yeah, that's right dreamcast problem was it was too good the format the gd. Ram. Yeah, shout out to all my gangsters disciples. Yeah, they must have gone crazy They probably went crazy in Chicago for this, but it was it the graphics were better than Yes one and 64 and stuff, but it was easier to bootleg the games and that's why They didn't make a ton of money. I had a dreamcast. It's for the streets man. Shoot and free throw It was on NBA 2k on the dreamcast where you had to bring both the joysticks in was so hard dog NFL 2k was so fun

55:57Yeah, I'm best games ever man. Yeah Chris Carter was always open. Oh my god. Why would you come back? He's always open How did you have C game on there? Yeah, man, and then I had crazy taxi. I had a grand grand radio I'd lie it and say that I beat Shenmue. I never beat Shenmue. Oh Shenmue. That's the ninja game. No, it's like Shenmue is like you're a guy in Japan Yeah, you're kind of trying to navigate the Yakuza and stuff That's right. Just like a guy Just like you're not in the Yakuza not Quite see I didn't be the guy. I don't know. I don't know how it ended Yeah, coming around you is just around and then you got to like You got to get in there The career fuck with Shenmue or was that sort of a Japan thing? You're like we're not doing that We didn't yeah, I don't think we I was not old enough to fuck with the Sega Dreamcast I just looked it up. I was just looking at I don't have any memory of playing this costume. When was the dreamcast? It was State up 2009 2009 I think it came out nine either 98 or 99 I remember in seventh or eighth grade going to this girl's house and her mom's boyfriend had a dreamcast

57:03And he was playing NFL 2K online talking shit to people and I was like whoa. This is crazy Go online. I remember it was like I was in a shirt sponsor Yeah, it was winning titles. Okay. Yes. Here on Ray. Yeah, man on rewore a dreamcast jersey. Actually era I like that West Ham doc Martin one. Oh, that's like the new shit or look back on the old back. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah Now it's boils back when you really get kicked kicked in the head by a doc Martin. They were reprimanded on their chest. Yeah Yeah, that was the team pretty good if not Millwall, which is crazy. I see your big Millwall guy, right? No actually Millwall has a very bad reputation No, of course that's why I brought it up. Yeah, I had no Millwall from that green street hooligans. I think it's a big lots of you guys I think loves lots of Hate Roma of course No, right and then Havall bien up the seagulls. I know. I know You knew they just signed real fernant's kid. Oh, yeah. Yeah, the under 21s did you forget your yeah?

58:04Ferdinand the bull fernant the bull David I took Roseanne let working class show Great incredible party on a heart dad's dead fat people on TV. It was great. Yeah David Humphrey your second pick black ant viv Oh Yeah, yeah, who she was pregnant and did have a kid. Mm-hmm had Nikki. Yeah, drain the color out of her I said it and I stand on it She passed it all the Nikki and she was Carlton how did Nikki yeah, she's a mom she's have they expected us to believe Nikki at two lightskin parents Who's Nick they expected us to believe Ashley and Carlton had two lightskin parents. Yeah, all right That's crazy. Yeah, but dark skin and bib I think the highlight was when she did the dance class Yeah, I was gonna say dance class comes to mind the big arms crazy shoulders

59:07Do you think that's what cooktor or do you think it was colorism? I think she had a beef with will is that what it was? That's what I'm saying here she's beefing with will and it was like contract stuff and obviously will it's Will's thing and keep beef with will and everybody at NBC is taking the stands that you can't beef with will and Because the character they scaled the character back completely. Yeah, she was a much bigger part of the show and then the new one Not even outside of the color thing. Yeah, the new one ant viv never had major plotlines. Oh, she's turned away. Did she make it was it was at the hole first season There's a couple couple maybe even like four years. Yeah, it was a few years right around three or four and then yeah, and then they knocked her up and shut her up Crazy weird the character like amphix. Yeah, there was a baby. They had a baby Yeah, baby, but then Mickey and then when they switch amovies Nikki is also kind of gone Nikki And then Nikki came back as a tall as Ross bagley. Oh

1:00:11Baby Nikki there was baby Nikki for a minute and then no toddler Nikki and then Nikki was talking and now he's talking I remember the second version of Nikki. I don't remember the baby at all. It was there was baby Nikki for a little bit interesting I mean because back then there's so many episodes. Yeah But dark skin and viv she was a professor. That was the other thing She was like such a defined character like dark skin and viv was a professor. Yeah, she was like real She was really like she's also from Philly. Yeah, yeah Yeah, because that's wills ant viv Uncle Phil is not related to every time they have to go back to the block. It's cousin her Deva like that was that was her sister. Yeah, Janet Hubert. Yeah, Janet Hubert was amazing That is such a good just such a like everything you want to sit calm mom to be And then definitely Maxwell Reed took her place and not is it just just quiet didn't really didn't really have much going on She didn't really. Yeah, she was just kind of like the good wife and it was and it's almost like it I feel like in that

1:01:13Will became more of a central character. So figure that out however you want Well, you know, you know, this is the last verse bless you Now we only as one parent he even has to really listen to yeah I think also at that point he's like in college. Yeah, he's just you know, but he still lives in the pool house He did sure did But I yeah first that if I guess it's more intrately like I wonder what the what happened in the writers room other than her the actress be thing where they just like If if will is acting up against a woman who's from where he's from Is that less of a conflict? I don't know You know, I mean because the conflict because like Yeah, it's just all kind of changed Because was on did uncle Phil was he like a bootstraps guy or was he like yeah, yeah, yeah, sure they were together They were like because he has there were several times where somebody tried uncle Phil and he was like don't try me I protest he's also he's also a pro hustler too

1:02:14Break out Shut up with his cue like he had it. Yeah, you had to go chest to chest a few times And then there was like when they were in the old neighborhood, right? Yeah, so when will used to go To visit them in L.A. I assume they were in crunch off Uh, yeah, they was down like they had to go back down to the old neighborhood right and then like uncle Phil was bringing will in and will is like Uncle Phil that slid me was about to give me some Uncle cookies Oh Did anyone ever watch did anyone ever watch the what was it the fresh print the whatever the one was oh A couple years ago The one from a bell air So the time yeah, he was on the top of me right yeah, yeah, yeah, I watched the first season. I liked it I thought it was fun. I had a tough time with it. Did you? It was intense Well, it was just if you've watched the sitcom a bunch of times over and over Anything dramatic is like yeah, this is weird. Yeah, yeah, but I fucked I was with it. I had fun watching

1:03:15I never got to the uh third season. I feel like I started the second season and kind of what I started the second to rebuild Carlton got really tough in that show, but it's like Carlton wasn't whack on the fresh prints He was himself. Yeah, he was corny Carlton never did some shit where you were like fuck this guy. Well, that's the that's the thing Season one he was in asshole Technically obviously he grows into the character him and will and Carlton become closer. Yeah, they love you I There he was not cool. Everybody. He was there again But that's what they based a lot of their dramatic shit off was him Digging it's like but if you're a fan of the show that didn't go on very long Well Carlton and Belair was trying to like sabotage will yeah, he was like he was also letting a lot of people say some shit That was cool the way that he acts in the dramatic version is only like maybe eight episodes of the whole Originally over yes. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm gonna have to rewatch the sitcom

1:04:18Yeah, yeah, oh man, it's so much fun. A lot of really dated jokes about celebrities. Yeah, like that seasons too a lot of height jokes man. They're going at Madonna like weekly Yo, they do shoot at my daughter Also Jeffrey is funnier than you remember I bet he was Jeffrey was really Have to do something early one time too like get well out of something. Oh lady Penelope he had to go get lady Penelope his old Like his old family's daughter Came okay, she was like wild right and he had to go grab her from the bar. I think okay Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I think Jeffrey probably had it too. Oh Jeffrey had it. It's a long time for your first pick Ah give give me March Simpson. Yeah, Mark. I think Give me March ship saying talent. I mean The first cartoon mom yeah, wait let me take it back not the first cartoon mom, but like the The highest like the number one cartoon mom never never stop cartoon. There's some other ones who I bet we'll be taking in this draft

1:05:22Marge is the one She's like vacuum cleaner in the video game. We'll do make her kind of sexy every now and then exactly I still get the pop up get a second. Yeah, they're still yeah, exactly. We're still getting certain advertising Yeah, come on man. Didn't large do playboy. There is a playboy. I probably something like They also this is not the first time this has been talked about but how How in love her and Homer were yeah, like they never they wasn't that like sitcom like I hate my husband. Yeah They love each other. They didn't marry with married with children them. No, they didn't they were like he was never like my ugly wife No, he loved her and she the only time he was tempted was when uh he worked at the plant with that lady was voiced by Cindy Crawford Was the plant lady? Uh what about winning uh Homer was um Doing country music. Oh Speaking about Yeah, Loretta Loretta Loughlin Loretta Lynn. I thought no, but that's the real. Oh, yeah She was when he was singing country she came out of yo, but he was never in right she I mean she was like flirting with him

1:06:27And he was always about it man. He was in a full white tux with the rhinestones. He was yeah However was Homer was going Oh, when he was managing he's going Lurling lumpkin. I'm not saying he went but he would have he was she tried to seduce him But he was open he was not open to she tried to seduce him. He rebuffed her but He was there. He was playing the Colonel's opera there. Yeah, it does feel like if you're in a situation to be seduced Somebody was getting the vibe that you were maybe cool with it, you know, like no one's ever tried to seduce me Well probably ever but if they did They wouldn't do it cold, you know, I'd have to give them some indication that I'm in I'm gonna seduce you. I don't know if I've ever been seduced seduced seduce I don't know that I've ever been seduced seduced seduce Why don't I don't know if you've been seduced. Yeah, how does aduction work in the world of skateboarding? I sure he brings you a big open

1:07:30That's kind of where it starts in the back at someone civic in the back your buddy is civic sure he brings you a big group You're the first guy you ever said that Anyway, bro. Yeah, my words. How did you not and also her sisters are I swear they based her her sisters off of my my aunts patty and sell my arm my ongoing and unwitting RIP Oh, it's fucking sick of since I just sigs in just hating. Yeah Just non-stop hating Make sure all every day, man All they did was hate just hate patty and so but word just like listen to parli-man And my auntie love cartoons really So she was running cartoons she was like hit a J Smoke a couple cools. Yeah, yeah, those days. Oh, were they single did they stay single? The they was single They were as they was definitely some confirmed bachelor rats. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You know, I'm saying both our kids Did they live with each other? No, no, okay Was in the hood was with the block. We just like down street from Jojo. Yeah, smoking cools. Yeah, she had cools merch

1:08:35Like she had like the cool points. Yeah, she had cool points. She had the mug with a letter's change colors Oh Oh, yeah, your coffee's ventilated the letters changing to the blue cool's man. Yeah, there were the greens and the blues Those cool blue the menthol were way they were all menthol with the blues were like the blues are like double menthol Yeah We used to remember used to be wintertime cigarettes the rumor was that those have crystallized your lungs and there was like Everybody would always be like true You hit the steering wheel your lungs are gonna shatter. We used to say that like T2 Yeah, menthol's are worse for you. Yeah, that's not even that's what we would In California, that's right in the ban. Yeah, crazy. That's what we would You know, I was like 21 though. It was it was cool blues out of my depth I used to steal them from the gas station. I worked out. I would steal them because nobody bought the cool blues Did you ever get loot because there was one place M&M's and suitfalls that would sell Lucy's it was so crazy walk in You get a cigarette for a quarter New York one place. Yeah

1:09:37I never Maybe San Francisco a couple places Adam, but I never was big in a Lucy culture. I would I would This is a weird thing. Once in San Francisco though if there'd be people on the street a lot so in cigarettes Yeah, so you could just get a cigarette from a buck like somebody would be saucy all Fantasy everything it's places that were like skittles or something I would have been super into it Los Skittles Let me get three skittles I know who's been in your part of the court You the court at a store in them. He's got the thing on the you know, like the coin thing It's got I'm separated by color. It's got skittles M&M's peanut M&M's and smarties and those smarties have been in there a long time Oh, man. Yeah, that was those dudes at the arcade that would knock you out some quarters. Yeah, hey the game froze Here you go Smarties they stop even tasting like candy anymore. Yeah, you're like I think this might just be chalk you just get the like the first four in the last four

1:10:37Arcandy those middle four might just maxes favorite candy first. That's just the first party in the last one their favorite thing Yeah, yeah The chalky consistency nice you caramel too favorite candy really yeah nice dude come for your first and your second pick tastes like tom's Uh, no they bore sugar even tom I like the taste of tom's I don't mind them sometimes on a very indulgent day when I'm like I need a tom's anyway, but I'll have a couple extra Like Flintstone vitamins. Yeah, you can't be bad. I have too many. I really do have those Tom's cremies Old spice times First pick I gotta go peg Bundy Yeah, yeah, yeah, no you don't like it. No, yeah, no I do. Hey, no, I mean peg I got like man. Yeah, yeah, perfect mom like It's not her fault, but Mary with children definitely let us down a weird path. Yeah as a nation I would say Yeah, we was all locked in yeah, you can't act like we didn't watch every episode fantastic show

1:11:41Yeah, she also Got so much shit from L She's a knockout It's insane turned out that was the joke yeah, at the time. I didn't know that I gotta go back and watch it. I don't think I got that show As a kid I just didn't have reference even enough to understand why it's funny I just really don't think I got it. Yeah, I get now. Why it's probably funny. Um, as a kid. I remember I just didn't I just didn't get it The You always made fun of the neighbor for being flat-chested. I remember that Yeah, yes That's crazy and got the Marcy Darcy. I just can't imagine even giving a shit about Marcy My wife is so much hotter than Marcy I don't know what the fuck what was the what was the douz name Jefferson Darcy Yeah, she had one guy that looked like Kevin Spacey for a minute and then Jefferson came in

1:12:43What's the guy's name? What's the actor's name? I'm like the second one name bees hot. He was uh-huh Yeah, he's still he wasn't drinking. He's still uh, he's still a hot dude and then little boy was like loser bud was like head McGinley sure sure Yeah, but peg peg was just uh, you know, we're the 10 McGinley and like the military or something like his character Because I remember I rack I ran I married like him and some dude he was like who would like head overseas with where they like serve those places They were all equally bad I ran I ran I married and that really stuck with me because of the word they really shit on marriage in that show Yeah, like re it's the worst thing in the world But it's the whole everywhere. There's a beautiful woman. There's a guy who's tired of fucking her That was like the central joke to married with children. Right. Yeah, that was the big one Pag was like pumping six and because I used to be like a football star. Oh, okay Yeah, but she was super in love with him, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, she tolerated. Yeah, yeah, and he also she liked him He was super in love with her too was one of those things too like he uh he would talk about string or like look at other women

1:13:47But there's never a world where he would have it always came back Yeah, because it got it was a couple times it was served up and he like shut it down People were serving her up to have I think a couple times in one of those weird where there's Fox They had to there'd be like a model and and like she would go all the way and he'd have to finally be like Oh, no, I'm not see I won't do this for real. Yeah, I didn't know he's gonna get this far. I have a confession now I love shoe salesman So yeah pegbundi and then second pick on Peggy Hill staying with the peg Yeah, yeah, Peggy Hill Peggy Hill made a word He's getting peg folks Give me those toboggan feet Peggy There's the YouTube Sean Jordan gets peg Zoom in thumbnail and Sean's face like we're about to go huge we're about to go huge on YouTube. Yeah

1:14:48Oh Get's peg skateboarder gets peg nasty rollerblade talk That'll be the beat Maybe testing yeah, maybe test Yeah, Peggy Hill Well, you believe what we put in Sean's ass Damn, maybe the third one. Yeah, okay, just some options for you see what I will say about Peggy Hill is Not hot I think she's kind of stacked I think something about I mean I think I think she wore jorts, but I think Peggy's stacked. I would marry Peggy Hill for me I would that yeah, I would there never there was never one time where there was anything other than that on her Maybe like a dress but like they never showed her in a swimsuit or anything Yeah, when she got back to sleeveless when she got back when they went her in the way and got baptized Oh, really thing was clinging to her and Hank was like Stop yeah

1:15:50And when and when she was friends with that prostitute and she got done up. Oh right. I do That's what I was like was there ever an episode where they tried to glam pig. Oh, they I think that bill was not as far off as you think I think Peggy was kind of stacked she just dressed kind of funny and Peggy is annoying, but she's a writer Absolutely. He's a fucking writer. Yeah, she like like that's it. That's it. Wait whatever. Yeah She's out that family together. Yeah, she's down for the team like yeah, she's she's what are we talking about? She's beautiful look at her Beautiful mother a beautiful mother beautiful mother holding family together. Sure tolerating him getting hammered in the alley every day. Yeah I don't think I don't think I don't think Hank was I think I think Dale In bill getting pretty shit. It was just saying it's showing up. She like they're cracking beers at the house We're meeting they were drinking all day. Yeah, right. Yeah So and Hank is coming in from maybe like Two two and a half. I mean he's nursing two beers. Yeah, yeah I ever saw Hank drunk was when he didn't in high school when he's like play the gambler

1:16:51Then he got bills named tattooed on the back of his head. Yeah, yeah, yeah, no Hank. Hank's pretty responsible. Hank didn't really yeah, man Actually, he's not a wild guy. No ass No ass does he ever Did Peggy in the show? Is there another so for man clerk? Yeah, they allude when he gets on that when he gets on the uh It's not TRT when he gets on that shit that when he's acting all you know He's like lipped and wades and he keeps banging pedigas. Oh, yeah He's like a creative. Yeah, he's like He gets rowdy he gets rowdy. Yeah, cuz Homer and March fucked all the time. Yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah, Hank was a little too modest. Yeah, tell anyone about it. Oh, yeah, that's how we finished. Oh Oh She melt time for your second pack damn. Okay, uh my second pick. Uh, give me floor to heavens From good time the 70s hit sit common

1:17:52Good times Now yes, good times is created by a white guy 100% But I'll be damned if that's the role did not hold us all down She did a great job she related to some r e roll I hope so I hope so too. I hope to god. I hope so too cuz that I think of a miren roll Some r e roll it might be a roll it might be a whole dynasty basket of rolls Okay, computer Computer on out of my depth on good times. So basically honestly floor to heavens kind of like black peggy hill She's just with the sits in a very he's not annoying though like peggy hill yeah not annoying She won't listen to ain't but just as asexual We're not thinking about floor it uh in that way at all which crazy cuz her husband was a smoke show They are part of the same extended baha manian family. Yes, they're barman. They're baha men. Yes

1:18:52Yeah, wow very underrated catchphrase as well damn dogs. No Oh Florida I think it was underrated at all Who let the dogs out properly rated 25 years later floored heavens. Yeah, damn Anytime something go wrong Yeah, I watched not a lot of good times. It was not actually watched a lot What what channel was well it was all it was like upn reruns. Yeah, yeah, I'm running on upn midday This time of year. Yeah summertime after school all summer time Cuz I feel like in the morning upn was always family ties. Yeah Charles and charge who's the boss not listen midday The DC affiliate was like Black reruns, okay, and I got I ran through good times two times in a row really one of the saddest shows ever Do you ever watch webster? You know what not really I ran through webster a couple times

1:19:53That's a different between us. Yeah, yeah Webster's a weird fucking show It's like it's like it's like it's like playing a kid, but he was a guy with a You know it's webster was just it was just way Weirder than different strokes. Yeah, it's weird different strokes. That's when you said with sad, right Different strokes was sad strokes is not good times. It's not good time to say that It's fuck yeah, they're just in Chicago. They're just they're in the projects. I think AJ's always trying to come up Yeah, yeah, they're in Cabrini green and it's just you know, yeah, it's just day-to-day life and Florida is with the hottest guy in the building He's so hot Yeah, yeah, Florida Evans totally necklace has no Failed Which is what made this is what made some r e such a good quarterback necklace so worried every day Well, she got laid off a lot exactly. She's always trying to get a gig. Yeah, she's getting all telling us So are you holding that much of a neck either

1:20:55Yeah, not much of a neck. It's It's on that. What a thing. Yeah, that is pretty cool Also, uh, her friends are all hot like Florida's the only not hot person in the show her kids are hot too Yeah Don't know yeah, you fucking get it. Don't miss a small show. I'm so stupid. Yeah, she had a kid named Thelma The child Baby baby Thelma, baby, imagine that I'm a mother Florida holding baby Thelma It sounds like painting Yeah, and it will be soon Yo, if you learn to paint you're out of here Yeah, you learn to start really if there's the battle Johnson original print Artworks that would really go nuts. I got a Jamel Johnson original buffalo butt from good times Out of fat rally in a week. Yeah, listen check me at the gallery. How do I would be out of the out of the roseball

1:21:57I will be running a gallery in Venice before it is show-ins All right Come back Gilbert Arena's jersey at the hammer museum now Do you have time for your second pick? My okay number two. I am going to go. Oh, man. I love an adversarial mother I'm going low. It's from Malcolm in the middle. Oh, yeah, they went to war and as someone who went to war with his mother Right, that was like the that's it For a while. We're just ops. Let's see you shit head. We're like straight up like that's my enemy And we fight for real and I respect my enemy I afford my enemy the respect they need But like I do respect that show was like poor kids beefing with their mom. Yeah, that was that whole show And I relate to that that's real life like like and she loved them and the undercurrent of love was there

1:23:02But it was like no we fight my mother was like the Navy seals of guilt. There was no beating her Yeah, so I didn't even try that man. I didn't even try the guilt that would be fucking wielded like a cudgel That's what they got who show up on my door crying Yo No way I don't know what I did to make you behave like this She's holding a report card with a C on it Crazy I can't even imagine Impossible scenario What are you doing You gotta tell me if you're coming over Yeah, I just wasn't I wasn't planning on it. I mean sure come on in

1:24:02Oh, but yeah, Lois she was just like because she wasn't she what she never did was give up Yeah, hey and her boys were bad. Yeah, they were That is fuck yeah, she never gave up once husband useless husband was useless I think that he was a provider I think he was madly in love with her. Yes, and I think he was breaking her the fuck off I mean it's gotta be that's the last piece of the man how monium how was dropping dick off yeah for sure And I think she needed it because the kids were so stressed. Yeah, she was stressed I think I think I think how Served his duty in the way that he could buy monthly piping. Yeah, I don't think it was I think it was I think it was I think it was by weekly at least Oh, whoa, that was what's a pay period that was a current that was like the thing in the show okay How was he was like Madly in love with there and loved fucking the other guy weekly twice a week What you think twice a week at least wow, I think how was I think how was slamming that thing like it was tied to a loose tooth

1:25:07All the years all the all the years I know I never heard that in my life I just never heard it before Okay, so Fucking beautiful new that's a new one. I've never heard that's literature It was regal that's literature holy shit man Yeah, I think and I do by the way that's what I love about how's that you didn't Because what I'm learning about relationships You don't really always understand how people show up for each other. Yeah, that's right You know what I mean? So it's like in the lens that we watch that show It does look like how's useless, but I think how was what he was doing couldn't be showing on broadcast I think now the first ever so it's shaving him naked in the living room. Yeah, that's right My baby. That's like I think they were without yeah, I think they were fucking for real and she was saving them for speed She said I need you to move faster. Let me get all this hair off. Yeah, that's right telling the kids to dinner I said that your parents will be upstairs for the rest of the night. Yeah, I think I think that's where you animals

1:26:12It was just him He's so madly any can't he was ease like can't keep his hands off. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Jane cast Merrick. Yeah, Jane Yeah, Jane Keck's mayor time for my second and third picks speaking of freaks Can't get enough of each other. I'm taking more tissue atoms Way back Gomez go mess in the Yeah, he would not get enough and then with the happy All the way up the arm. Yeah, she loved it too. Yeah, yeah, they're the sexiest. Oh, yeah, they're both hot Even back even on the TV show in the 60s. They were like clearly fucking yeah, which we need I I like that sitcom trope more than the other one Absolutely, I don't like that. I'll bungee the we don't like each other Yeah, make it that the first out of this We'll count together by these children. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Carolyn Jones she first played her I got to assume the atoms family was doing something for the um

1:27:12For the Latino community. I think so too. They was kind of doing some as is a Gomez I don't know I'm Yeah, goth culture yeah, right like the never left the Latino community. Mm-hmm never left the Latino community. Yeah, he's Spanish Okay, congratulations Okay, people are like that's where it's trans-Ovenius like Europe like yeah, yeah The be cookie and spooky like that. Yeah, where did they live? California, they was probably they want to call everything like 60s Every town you were they were in like yeah, Burbank. They don't feel like the herbs, but they're from trans-Ovenia Or am I making that where they from the atoms family? Yeah, I think ever lay out where they're from okay You don't think that's just like a weird house in the valley. Yeah, I can see that I think I panorama cities won't hardly do But in the 60s though, right probably had a go frankenstein and a hair guy

1:28:13On the block. Yeah, they started out as a New Yorker cartoon the atoms family, but they were like yeah, yeah Interesting a guy named Adams grew Charles Adams But they were like this could they were you know, it's what happened in the movies in the TV show They were like the cookie got family. Yeah, they made everyone like show you do how crazy the suburbs are yeah You were it's like oh, no, that's the fucked up shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's what they represent. Yeah, Orange County, bro Um, Orange County is altogether ooki altogether ooki if you put it all together She doesn't get one the fucker Um, but yeah, Morticia and in the interest of time as we do go on. I'm going to go ahead and take Lucille Bluth Oh, yeah, just on pure comedy was on my boy so funny. I didn't realize until I moved to LA I didn't realize that that was a real type of person For sure realize how funny that show is until you live in California. Yeah, oh shit shows amazing I saw her to other day. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I've talked to that lady. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, she was at Crony and Ted's wasted at noon. Yeah

1:29:23I'm absolutely berserk like West of LeBrea You start to all the way to the ocean more and more and more Westside I see the booths all the time. Yeah, the booths all the time She's rich. We're to fucking like DKN want to play nicer than that. Yeah, but what I can't even think of the brands Just like too hot to be that old like Whatever it is and just kind of lost out there. Yeah, kind of with a big head. Just kind of like yeah, yeah, what's going on? Rich people are success stories. Yeah, they don't have like a general sense of actual direction. No Like what's north nothing stopping you and we take the part. Yeah pills and martinis all day. Yeah, there's nothing in your life Where you're like if I fuck this up. No, you're safe. I'm just gonna drink drink pills and Yes, drink pills. I'll keep doing that till I wake up tomorrow if I messed up. I'll do it again. Yeah, I feel Jessica Walter also Hey, Lichita. Oh, yeah. Yeah

1:30:23Beautiful. Oh, yeah, yeah Lucille Bluth just like incredibly funny. Yeah, so funny some of the most quote like one of the most quoteable characters of all time Uh, David, I'm your third pick. Uh, I'm going fresh off the boat Jessica Wang. Oh She was just a good sitcom mom. She was a hard ass. I think the episode where they bought a car I really loved and she was like I want to talk to the manager And then he's like they they take her to the manager and then he's like sweating and she's like take me to the final manager And it's like the current jackfacing off oh really jack gives her like four thousand dollars off She's just like a hard ass. It's like it's like whoo right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, just a great just a great TV mom Fresh off the boat I never did either. I liked it. I like We get the people Again, where they're what you say they don't support Asian people we like West Asia I can't even start the game but I said he got the He's a genius I'm a black guy. Yeah, I'm a black guy

1:31:27Yeah, your case is the work that we get Yeah I have a certificate at the cookie one. Yeah, you appropriated our culture I learned it. I became a master at it. He inappropriate In a probe I did used to go naked a lot. Yeah, innitbree innitbree Inebreated your culture For sure we've all been he braided your culture. Yeah, he brought us back some soju. What was I did back some soju from Well, you did work and you did get us soju and not you did I not get you anything I was I mean I didn't get he just brought about all the David's and you probably got together when you were recording To about me. Yeah, I told you uh-huh Meanwhile, I was I was I was then we came and saw you that night at work. That was that we did see you on the so you know I drank some of it Hahaha We drank a lot of it. We took a lot of it. Did it not give you a sunscreen or something? No you didn't and you know who didn't visit Carmella work

1:32:36Well, that's a Kaley guys this is a pop up who had been with you guys earlier that day. I was with yeah But then he went to work I think I had to work Yeah, he was like actually produced chopped up the show and now I'm wearing now here I sit wearing a south, career jersey feeling a fool. Hey, did they let you have all those jerseys? Yeah Well, they let me have a bunch of them. I let Jamel have some I did it. I got a little bit of that runoff. Yeah, that's pretty cool. Yeah, what am I gonna do? I had to get it put my beard in man I still have more than any man should I have to cover in tennis tournaments That would be sick guys. This is a con I gotta talk to y'all You want to get a house for the BNP next year? Yes. Yeah, I did so is yeah Let's do it. Yeah, I'm very proud of this Connie and uh we miss you in rob oh right because we were like days like I saw you know I saw T.O.F.O. warm up though. Yeah. Yeah, yeah Well, actually, let's do it You know I'm in two with Fox Sports now Let's see what kind of how we can work that is Fox don't got they don't show any tennis is the problem. They should yeah I think it's just Jersey to the 10th everything everything goes around I talk to the rough leaders

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1:35:44slash all fantasy for up to 60% off rules and restrictions may apply And now we're back with right there something like 10 okay, okay listen my next pick Sophia Petrio golden girls Sophia the mom of the moms the oldest lady the oldest but not the oldest on the cast But not the oldest on the cast just the shortest She had the greatest lines. Oh, she was she was like horny too. Yeah, she was fun. Third stage mom. Yeah And it also takes me back to some fam it definitely Reminded me of my aunt mini, but I had a great aunt mini. Okay, who was very much just like yes just the oldest lady talking shit Was probably horny definitely drunk. Yeah a great a gun. I kind of like you had a guy people are horny and drunk Yeah, a great Jew playing in Italian another great example. Let's go. Yeah, but now I know very close. Oh, you always I taught my suspicion you a massive just a massive cultural exchange

1:36:50And yeah, I didn't really ever put that together until we did Italian Americans and now is that right? You never put that thing I didn't tell you really yeah, I didn't know that I had my only with my only like inclination was in like Casino where he's like calling him a Jew the whole time, but then in every other movie he's playing in Italian I'm like they're Bobby D'Anoe. I'm like so it must be Similar, but yeah, that was that was up until then definitely from the same neighborhood in America. Yeah, there we go. Yeah, there we go Yes, so feel betrayal Sean Jordan your third pick. I'm gonna go kitty format Yeah Yes, she was fantastic. I watched a lot of kitty format. I watched a lot of that 70 show. I don't know me too I really liked the show, but it was just on you know, it's the right time. It was on a lot. It was just on all the time It was just my bad no good fox a lot of moms a lot of these moms on these dread Box We're fox aged yeah, we're really focused on what happened

1:37:54Fox two were like we're like the golden angel I guess I never welcome me little yeah, co-fox A lot of the box Sunday night kitty with Kitty and um red were they was getting they was getting busy. I guess they was getting too Love their dynamic kitty somebody else tried kitty one time somebody went to a swinger party accidentally one time She was working to when red found out it was a swinger party Kurt would Smith that dude got a five had baby a six had yeah, yeah, yeah, Kurt would Smith is red format a lot of real estate on that thing all of his facial features are like Yeah, this region. He almost looks like a baby squeeze The guy that made the guy in a robocop that was him and Narlie and dead poets society too He was even was he ever soft in anything Just that's evidently show where he was hard but he was yeah, occasionally would show you a soft Yeah, but he's always gonna put his foot in your ass. Yeah, yeah But in a goofy way and everything else he was scary. Yeah, yeah, Kurt would fucking Kurt would

1:38:57your name That's a one time to kill his name was stump Time to kill in the era of the that 70 show and us all being like grade school age and talking about just like Who's the hardest person on the show? I definitely there got to the point where I convinced myself it was kitty format Yeah, like I went around the whole kind of actually it's kitty bro. No, no She's the only one with a fucking job the rest of these fucking slackers. Yeah All right good. That's what shielding for you. Yeah, yeah, I'm like Who's the rest of the nurse all the time? Yeah, yeah, no start Lord Pinty Eddie Pinty Eddie Pinty Eddie hits yoddy And then fourth I'll go it's my fourth. Yep, Harriet Winslow. Oh Great call on your team. There he is. That's where you win. Uh, no nonsense, but also pretty smooth about it. Mm-hmm Harriet was smooth, man. Amazing boys. Yeah Amazing boys putting up with a lot putting up with Eddie all day and all again like her and

1:39:59Cardi had that Waldo's dumbass over all the fucking time So although fall those in my house again I missed those characters the friend that was always around bug owner and Waldo She was the one from perfect strangers, too, right? Was she the Oh, yeah, crossover like she the crossover. Yeah, I think you're right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Fucking right. She is She's the connective tissue. Mm-hmm. Yeah. She sounds like how Arita Franklin talks. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. She was Harriet was great. Yeah, no nonsense, but fun A little fun and I do like have her and Carl will never like be fin You know, it was always you know like well, that's a solid relationship. Yeah, you know that everything else whatever But that's like solid the foundation is there two-bell you're fourth pick fourth pick uh give me laverne hunter Living single yep not yep cleanly teeth is mom. This is regimes mom All the regime. Yes. Yes Uh Her mom is just like this like uh Really just like goofy older black lady, but she was dressing like crazy like uh

1:41:04She had all she always like here with like attachments. Let me see. Is that her let me see the picture they pulled up Is that with it? Yeah, yeah, just like a mask. Yeah, yeah Regine and queen of teeth for cousins. No, they're they're just best friends who grew up in New Jersey together Okay, and then some Claire was queen the team is cousin from Minnesota. Yeah, yeah, yeah, and they all so But we mean the Tiva moved from Jersey together right then they bring in some Claire to pay for the brown stuff to add They need a new roommate. Yeah, yeah, so they bring her in from Minnesota. I mean honestly It's just like in a 90s kind of world. I was glad they got their girls. They was totally their girls keep being up right? Yep, you got to have a good stuff. You got to fight My homegirls stand into my left and my right tree blue style like glue and so Levereign dress like my grandma My grandma style is exactly like Levereign hunters Just like Denham hats with like stuff on them man

1:42:08Sweater with stuff on it. Yeah, pants got stuff on it stuff like typography Yeah, like there's other layers Nobody's done Jersey what hockey Jersey is queen Latif away I'm pretty sure there's no for state that is like Norfolk State Spartans that is Fucking knew you would know that is Norfolk State that is one skill my friend is in the era of Black colleges. Yeah, and they're merchant Wow, that's why I got the George Mason Jersey is the same color. Here. She is in a fat farm That's an original That farm was only prototype you know who else was had some shit early Martin had that shit early Yeah, Martin had a pelly pelly with with with with a with a tie Like with a structure like a leather like a leather like a leather you tied it off. Yes You leather tying leather together tying a pelly pelly

1:43:09Somebody called Chicago LeVern had some sick catchphrases as well girl. When you go put some beans in that oven My favorite I never wash living say She didn't really needed to love her mom right she's like Character You just said the group chat is the funniest You're on it Yeah, it's Queen Latif. I wanted some of that gear so bad it was that right I would have weren't there in college a lot of clients which still exists It still exists. I should get a grand bling sweatsuit today. They got some stuff From Grand Blink and their tax. It's it is still full priced I'll tell you that it's yeah, they got that shit man your fourth pick Oh, I'm gonna get it. I'm gonna take a really successful mom. I'm taking salient salina Meyer from V Oh, I hit her on my list Just like one of the funniest pound for pound top my characters on television ever

1:44:09Her kids character was so funny her kids characters hilarious. Yeah, I think she navigated being a mom well I don't know I really love salina Meyer. Yeah, Vip is one of those shows Whenever I dip back into it. I watch the whole thing. It's so good. I'll be like let me just watch an episode of Vip and then You go Vip I never did it. I gotta do it No, that should be the next show You never watch Vp there. I kind of didn't watch Vp there. It's so good. I Want to I know you're right. I just missed it. I like I didn't actively not watch. I just missed it You know, I get you know what I didn't like how mean they was to each other they are mean So mean everybody Tony Hill has to like set it straight a few times where he's like hey, I'm a person You gotta stop but yeah, that I just would catch from being mad mean and I'm like It's actually making me feel bad dog. I get that but it's it's a funny show man. All right Shepard my president

1:45:10Fourth and final pixel with my first one or fourth one. I'm picking a stealth can stand Oh, yeah, yeah, what a great one Just amazing. Yeah, fuck an amazing 100% crap Uh played by a still Harris Um another Jew playing an Italian No, it's crazy. I weirdly George is this is this is problematic that I thought about this a lot. I was just gonna say about this a lot His last name's Kastanza. That's an Italian last name. It sure it absolutely that George was Jewish. He's supposed to Jayleigh Taylor is his dad And it's and it's and it's still Kastanza's his mother he never talks about George yeah And it's literally David hey, it's Larry David V. Julie's Larry David It's funny that they gave him an Italian last name. Yeah, he's not Italian. He doesn't behave Italian. He behaves Jewish And this is where I get off back

1:46:12I'm not driving around The internet says his dad is from Sicily and his mother is Jewish. Okay, Greg. Okay, so he's so it's that was yeah So they they remixed it they flipped it. I could see Frank Kastanza being Italian a little bit. I guess industrious pieces Another thing we have a problem Newbie and metal and pick Sean You know, they meet Through a picture on uh, and with my last pick I am going to take This is sort of a deeper. I'm taking jack's mom jacked on to his mom from 30 rock I don't even remember what that character don't really. Oh, yes. I do she was she was a killer horrible woman She was a killer Played by Broadway legend Elaine stretch. Yes, ladies who lunch. Yes Just like calling Donna. He is her name just a fucking monster who was always ruining his life But like such a funny funny character and so funny for someone to like completely outstatus jacked on a he

1:47:16Which always made his character. Yeah, I was still trying to prove something even though he was who yeah Well, yeah, so many of these moms are also characters in old law and orders. She was like a sick recurrent character Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, she was tight. She was like the like uh one of the first like uh Like a like a recurring defense attorneys. Yeah, like she like that and I forgot the name, but the ABA would be like Oh my god, they got her have you be all scared and yeah, you've seen every episode of lawn or absolutely You and Sean seeing all of Grey's Anatomy or maybe the two most impressive television Me and Sean are the most similar in this group. I think so we got way more So for the me. Yeah, 100% I think so for sure With Laney Stiglets ghost diglits Colleen Donne age David your final pick. Uh let me finish off with

1:48:20She was a stepmom. I'm taking deep from Moisha. Oh hey the stepmom who stepped up. Yeah, Jamaican. She really ruff but Oh Miles was her kid, right? Miles look at me maybe I'm not sure. I don't think so, but maybe and then and then Frank had another kid. Yeah, Frank had Dorian Franklin and Ray Jay showed up and D Stepton for that boy too, who's also cool like cool. Yeah. Yeah Jamaican is hell. I like D a lot. Yeah, D was tight. Yeah Huge Jamaican. What would he sound like? I don't know Isaac put an eclipse of a real Jamaican person Somebody who like grew up there and you know, usually if you drank a lot of mouth chest Jamal your final pick. Give me Trudy proud Woo proud family fine. Super fine fine. Basically if Gina from Martin was a cartoon. Yeah 100% and my kids. Oh I love great song. Yeah, you and I will be in time

1:49:21Family every single day and night Come on You know Played by Paul. I didn't realize it was Paula Jay Parker, but I guess I knew her voice. Yeah, come on man Craig's girlfriend and Friday. Uh, what else is she been in? I don't know why I don't know why I don't know who Who you know what's funny about the proud family? Did you know the gross sisters were that color because they were actually I thought they was crimps Ha ha ha Get out of here I thought they was from yeah, I thought they were 60s. I thought they was from the 60s I thought it was in the way. That's why I thought I would have I would have to play I thought they were for sure. They really got beaten Yeah Right

1:50:22The girl's name is La Siena go boulevard days. Yeah really yeah It's such a LA show. It's so LA. Yeah, uh, that's great. Sean your final pick. I would pick Carpens mom Her name is Leanne I guess Like she was getting late all the time We are representing all of the different kinds of mom She put up with a lot and she was getting hers all the time. She was all the fans first Leanne She was going crazy wasn't she banging chef all the time? Yeah, she was mangan She wasn't she was like a prostitute. Yeah, like everybody. It was just awesome But she was back in I feel like she was letting chef get a couple free ones. Yeah Yeah, chef was just catching her at the bar. So it's on the house. I've been listening to a ton of Isaac Hayes lately Why is that funny already

1:51:26A lot of it it's he fucking had it. Yeah, no one's saying he did Yeah, he had it brother. Did you had it more than you think I think he had a lot of it that entire album I've had a lot of it. He had even more than we think he had most of it. He hates South Park to me and up really not liking Well, because he went that he's like Scientology type. Yeah, he what I forget exactly what happened But they killed him off. Yeah, they did But I know he left and they killed him off. Oh, okay. Why did why did he leave though? What the world was the conflict? I can't remember You know what I did love about chef. He called all those kids children. Yeah, yeah Like even singular singularly he'd be like what are you doing children? Yeah, call one of them Which is which is pretty bad He's just do if you haven't do yourself a favor and listen to fucking all of hot buttered soil by Isaac Hayes Now that walk on by it starts with walk on by I feel like you gotta listen that with your shit off

1:52:27That's where I did it two days ago For everybody here who you shmack in first Carman's mom or Peggy Hill They're both built the same now. I know that the South Park thing is a art style What would you who are you cracking first? Hey, Carmen's mom who's about it? Carmen's mom. Yeah, I said professionally. Yeah, Carmen's mom Peggy Hill Peggy I don't want to mess with what Peggy's got going on Supposed I'm not breaking up a family if I get the car Yeah, there's no dad. So I But then you but then you get roped up in the South Park drama mom Fuck my try I hit you with a rocket or you gonna have to fight a fucking that's true the mecca of barber stri-sand Somebody some going comfort. It's very real. Yeah, I live in Denver. Oh, yeah You can go down to Ireland anytime you want he's ready Okay, Isaac you have a pick. I'm gonna take Joan Day who is Jess's mom and you girl

1:53:29Oh, Jamie Lee Curtis Very fun character. She gets higher mushrooms and this is at the the the beginning of Jamie Lee Curtis Hot mature error. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah hot Milferra pre-yoga She's a Portland mom. She lives in Portland, or fuck yeah, fucking with it All right, just to recap real quick I went first. I took Roseanne more Tisha Adams, Lucille Bluth Estelle Harris and Colleen Donahey David Ewan secondary took black ant viv Lowest from Malcolm in the middle Jessica Wang, Selena Meyer and D for Moesia Jamel you went third you took Marge Simpson, Florida, Evans, Sophia Patrio, LeVern Hunter and Trudy Proud Sean you went last you took pegbundi Peggy Hill Kitty Foreman Harriet Winslow and Cartman's mom We want to hear your sims up at all fantasy podcast and gmail.com Shout out to everyone the A F E Patreon Shout out to our super producer Isaac Kay Lee on the ones and twos Shout out to St. Sue Carmel Shout out to Franky Ocean, shout out to Sid the Dude, and how'd you beat some more important? All that tune to get next to it to another brand new episode of all fantasy everything Shakakiri

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