SLOPPY & LUMPY

We interrupt this program.

Previously, critics had brailed against the duo as crude, dumb, ugly,

portless, sexist, self-destructive, and foolish.

They are not part of the legitimate business world.

What they do is they celebrate under achievement.

In all candor, I would tell you it's outrageous still.

And if I could find some way constitutionally to do away with it, I would.

Oh!

Hi!

Hi!

Hi!

Hi!

Dumbies!

Woo!

We got hit last night!

Don't even look at your windows, stay in bed.

You got diarrhea, call it in.

Oh, I got diarrhea.

I got diarrhea, can't come in, call it in.

I'm all in.

No, I don't.

I'm okay.

No, you're here.

You've got to work, but.

I don't have diarrhea.

I mean, even if you got diarrhea, you got to sit here with me.

But then I can go diarrhea as one I want.

I just used the ladies' room.

Yeah, do whatever you want, man.

Hello, everybody.

Yeah, we, um...

I got at least probably 8 to 10 inches of my house overnight.

Yeah.

It was...

I got up to my shins this morning as I was digging out the vehicles.

I did not get that.

I just got...

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

That's just got a little bit of sucks that was not great.

Notting for me this time.

I knew we weren't done.

I knew we weren't done.

With that one more, but...

Oh, wow.

What are you gonna do?

We gotta be here.

Happy Wednesday, everybody.

It is a whiskey Wednesday.

Which dot TV slash K Rock C and Y.

It's a good thing that we didn't get a ton down here now.

It's one of the time when cars just park wherever they want.

So there's nowhere for like clouds to do their things and such.

Yeah.

Snow fighters, we appreciate you.

Thank you for all you're doing out there.

Appreciate you.

Because other than Goldman's car, all those cars have been there in the market for a minute.

Have they really?

It's like, yeesh.

We got lucky, I guess.

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Yeah.

Well, it's all got salt.

We're all draw.

Okay.

Does anybody here with us?

Are we tracking in anything?

Are we having internet issues?

No.

Are we?

I don't know.

I didn't think so.

Donkey has to immediately try to fix anything that's going on on his screen.

So he said you froze already?

Oh, just to throw off the...

Yeah, I don't know.

Working for everybody.

All right, good.

Everybody says we're good.

It's always just Donkey who has something to say about it in our trash.

Down in a concrete bunker.

So when the internet lags,

there's these looking at old playboys.

3, 1, 5, 3, 6, 4, 109.

Yeah, Jennifer says Anandagi Hill was spared with the snow this time around.

Yeah.

It must have been a lake effect thing, because we got real good.

We got real good snow up by me.

And down here looks okay, anyway.

Whiskey Wednesday!

Why are you slipping off?

That whole thing there.

Today, 32 tonight, 26 tomorrow.

It says Saturday is going to be 53 in partly cloudy.

I'll be nice.

Yeah, you'll be inside watching basketball games on you tomorrow too.

I don't care.

Oh.

You said it's...

You said it's...

We're worried it's good about to be locked down, right?

It could be an earthquake, I don't care.

I'm going to freak off.

I'm going to show all day.

I'm going to freak.

What time to game start tomorrow?

Well, afternoon.

Are there like plans today?

It starts.

Yeah, like the...

There might have been last night, even.

But yeah, it's the...

The playing games.

Tomorrow at noon, it starts.

Yep.

Uh...

Yep.

And then what is that like for you?

Like, are you going to get like a meal?

I mean, it's a Cocoa Post day.

Oh, the first one was last night.

Yeah.

I missed a Texas one, the buzzer almost.

Congratulations.

But sorry, yeah.

Go ahead.

What does that look like for you?

Do you get like a meal?

Do you make a meal?

I'll spread.

Figure it out.

Because usually I get too excited so I'll have snacks.

I don't...

I can't just eat.

Do you decorate and know you like to decorate?

No, not for this because there's so much.

And then when it comes down to it, honestly,

I don't like the National Championship game is great.

Yeah, but like, this is way better.

These four days...

You like all these days.

These next four days and then next week's four days are the eight best days ever.

Yeah, the final four.

So like you have to create an elite eight.

Sure.

Yeah.

Oh, it's so good.

I'm excited for you.

I'm excited for all of you guys at like sports.

Because I know how exciting this is for you.

You're slowly getting into some stuff.

Yeah.

I'm going to watch Sienna.

You upset Duke tomorrow.

And that'll...

He keeps trying to.

It's only a 30 point spread, but okay.

He's like 26, 5 or something.

That's awful.

You can't fail him.

Your team is what...

Please try to do that guys if you can.

I'm feeling G-Mac, I'm feeling.

But no, I think that will help get you into it.

Yeah.

Because you'll start watching a little.

And all it takes, man, it's like a little...

Like a little like...

One little good ending or something.

Yeah.

And then it's like...

That was pretty cool.

Yeah.

So what's neat about it is that it's so non-stop.

It ramps up.

Like it starts.

There's one game.

Yeah.

And then like 45 minutes later,

another game starts.

That I like.

I like that.

And then half an hour and other game starts.

Mm-hmm.

And then you're off to the races.

And then it's at any point in time.

There could be seven or eight games on six games,

five games, anything.

It's cool.

You've probably never experienced this,

but it's similar to like when your kids playing

in a basketball tournament, but a big one.

Like there's certain tournaments you go to

and there's like four games happening on the floor.

I've been in them.

So you're like in the stands,

and you're watching your kids game.

Yeah.

But when they're in timeout,

you can just kind of turn your head and watch another game.

Yeah.

And then maybe we're there in between quarters.

You're watching that game down there.

I thought I like watching the underdogs.

I like the silliness of it.

Always used to confuse me as a kid

because there were 80 whistles.

Yeah, I don't know how people even know

what whistle is their whistle in those days.

You just got to try to keep playing

until somebody is like,

hey, hey, hey.

Yeah, that always stresses me out there.

I don't know who's whistle that was.

These would be very confusing for that.

And soccer.

I remember because we do that over at St. Mary's there

right behind the field.

Yeah.

We'll do that too.

Well, that's exciting.

A big game for everybody.

That would be great.

I can't believe I wasn't paying attention

to the last night's game.

What did it need for me?

I thought you'd only care about the play on games though.

You like any game.

Yeah, I like him because they matter.

So that means Texas goes on.

They'll be in the tournament and they won't get in anyway.

Well,

but I was watching the World Baseball Classic.

Oh, yeah.

Venezuela won that.

Venezuela.

Venezuela.

What did they be?

USA.

I was going to be some angry true social post today.

I got a real.

I'm president of both.

It's a win win for me.

I'm president of both.

As long as we're talking hoops though.

This Brian Hodgson guy is said he's not what you say.

He just kind of used it to.

I think him and his agent maybe what you should do.

He used a lot of the social media

and the new cycle to ramp up what he could get as a deal

from all of the places.

I respect that then.

Which is fine.

But he's probably.

Yes, Eric.

He's been talking to me.

I don't know.

Do you think about that?

Yeah.

And he said no.

So would South Florida or Syracuse be like a lateral move?

As of right now.

Yeah.

I'm just as of right now.

Yeah.

I don't even know if it's lateral because they're in the tournament.

Oh.

South Florida.

Step down.

Doin' Louisville.

Step down.

So.

I mean.

Come here and get in that bag.

Whatever.

We'll see.

He had to mess with our emotions to do it.

That's fine.

Right.

So I mean, he's out.

But there's others and then it can just.

I don't know.

I've been saying all along.

There needs to be one more before GMAC.

Yeah.

Let there be a Dino Babers in the mix that you think like.

He thinks it's going to be.

Okay.

Oh, this isn't it.

He'll do that.

Good.

That GMAC can come in and he can be the long coach like the.

Yep.

Give him a couple of years.

Let him have a little more success at the end.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

But no, I.

I mean, Google met Cronin.

Who's that?

That's my coach.

UCLA.

Is he in the conversation?

No, no.

He's good.

But he's just.

He's.

Brash, I guess, if you will, or annoying.

This may be better.

Sure.

Yeah.

Where he's real quick to yell at a reporter or be real cranky or.

Mm-hmm.

Or that type of stuff.

Yeah.

So I mean, you get what you get.

And that's it.

I mean, you're right there.

Chancellor and head coach Adam Weitzman.

Oh, I thought you was at your point yourself.

Well, I'm looking.

Combo.

Yeah.

Combo, you guys work together.

All the comments say that he's going to save the program.

So let's just get him in there.

Let's get him on the sidelines.

Get us all saved.

No, I'll coach.

I'll coach a hoops team.

Which, I mean, will be funny because I think it isn't

Weitzman like my size.

So it'll be him.

Something like me standing against a bunch of.

Yeah.

Oh, guys.

Here's what you got.

Yeah, man.

Get out there, boys.

Yep.

He is very tiny.

Anyways, 315, 364, 109, K-Rock, TechSign.

So who's still in the combo besides Jerry?

Anybody in any names that you know?

Um, a couple of randos that, I mean, I don't know them.

I just know all of them.

And then there's the weird, um, like, uh, Bobby Hurley from,

I think it was a buffalo on the outside.

I don't remember me not buffalo, but he got fired.

So his name's tossed around.

Weirdly, uh, I hope not, but I keep seeing Bob Huggins name.

Who's that?

What does he do?

He was friends with Jim.

And, uh, was it like was Virginia?

And, uh, did a lot of weird, like, I don't, I can't remember

if how many, but several alcohol related infractions out in the wild.

We don't need that drama then.

So yeah, and there's some, some rough talk for him.

All right.

Or from him.

So I mean, I don't know if that's a viable one either,

but that's throwing out there in the social media.

It's because who knows?

You never know.

You never know.

I have no idea.

Well, we are deep in the college basketball season right now, guys.

Get your snacks.

Get settled in for tomorrow, man.

Everything all good.

I will be live on our Twitch channel tonight.

That's seven o'clock.

What do you even do?

I drink whiskey on that show.

Bull, bull, bull.

Bull, like, I mean, it's still tight.

It's St. Patrick's Day of Wheat.

Yeah, I could do another Irish whiskey.

I don't know.

I, you know, usually assume after that, it kicks off spring.

Why you got a lie like that to my face?

Do, do, do, make a funny hot.

Do a Christmas whiskey.

Huh.

What's a Christmas whiskey?

I just put my two Christmas whiskeys in storage.

Oh, you do that stuff too?

I just, not, I don't need them on my shelf,

because I'm not going to drink a gingerbread or probably a candy cane right now.

Yep.

And I won't be in the mood for it till Christmas time.

So I just, I'm in the pantry.

Yep.

I'll drink those when it gets to the holidays.

I like seasonal stuff.

Yeah, I'm not in the mood for that kind of taste right now.

We'll see what I get.

I'll let it look a lot of moonshine and get some good good.

Yeah, I'm trying to think there really isn't anything you could do

with summertime of like gingerbread or peppermint.

No, I'm not in that mood right now.

I'll find something.

They got plenty of stuff over there.

Oh, yeah.

Before a whiskey Wednesday though, I got to make a,

I got to make a big decision.

It's the hardest day of the year for me.

That's where I got to go pick out glasses.

Now, you don't have the experiences.

Oh, oh.

Because you don't get your glasses.

I got them.

I went to Dr. Drow yesterday.

Got my test.

Yep.

I could change my prescription a little bit, Cody.

So what?

Like what do you mean?

I said I could change it, but he said sometimes when you change your prescription,

your eyes like struggle to adjust.

So for your left eye, he's saying, yeah, but don't go chasing waterfalls.

Don't go chasing waterfalls.

Shake to the.

And every year, it comes down to, and this is very vain of me.

I know that.

But do I want to change my glasses?

Look, for the last several years, I've worn these Oakley glasses,

the Oakley air drop.

And for the last like two or three years, I go to the lady.

I go, can I just get these again?

Yeah.

And I just get these again.

Well, but then I'm also like, am I ready to change a look?

Am I ready to get something different?

Do a Cody and walk around for 45 minutes?

Oh, yeah.

Tell him.

Dude, I can't imagine your decision paralysis when it comes to glasses.

I told the one I was there.

I was like, listen, I'm going to be a minute.

I will come back to you.

Like, don't even worry about it.

Yes, I'm good, but I said, I'm going to take forever to do this.

And the lady was like, you're fine.

You're not the only one.

So because I got to go back because I never paid attention

how much I hate that.

Oh, the behind the ear thing.

The called the Kastanza.

Yeah, that's why the Oakley air drops.

They're just straight.

Just like that.

That's what you want.

So I got to go back to it.

They've been my favorite glasses so far.

Yep.

So far, they're pretty good.

Well, and then here's the deal.

Happy with them.

We always support your new glasses because we all, like,

you have the clear ones that are cool.

I tried that one year.

You always end up being like, no, I hate it.

And go back to you.

Yeah, because I don't.

You always think we don't like your new glasses,

where we like all your new glasses.

And I always go back to the Oakley air drops.

Exactly.

So I don't know what I'll do today.

So Dr. Joe, you can only go two at a time.

And there's four of us.

So two went yesterday.

The other two go today.

Gotcha.

The oldest to me went yesterday.

Got our exams.

We both get to pick out new glasses.

Yep.

But we both had the benefit of a 24-hour weight period now.

Where I can, like, we looked at some yesterday

and I got some ideas when I put them in the tray.

Yep.

But I had to sleep on it and go back today

and see if it's time to leave the Oakley air drops

or get something new, you know?

Do you have, like, a deal where, like,

can you get, like, pay, like, another, like,

already box and get two?

Well, no, all the insurance covers $150.

So anything above $150, I got a pay for.

So I mean, you could get...

Sometimes I can do that.

Sometimes my move will be, like...

You're in the seat.

A couple.

Let's find a pair that's covered by insurance.

I'll take the old pair and say,

can we make these into sunglasses with my new prescription?

Because I have to wear prescription sunglasses.

Fancy, son of a bitch.

I have to in the summertime, I can't.

Fancy, son of a bitch.

I can't see anything.

His dainty eyes need fancy summertime glasses.

And listen, I know that the world's on fire

and we're talking about me choosing glasses.

But I am. It's a big decision today.

It's something you have to stick with for a year.

Do you...

Yeah, yeah.

It's a year.

Do you do that war be Parker thing

where you can go on and look at people

and look at the different glasses they have

and then screenshot them and then you can bring them over there

and be like,

do you have something similar?

You can.

I thought I know how that would work with insurance.

But you can do that.

But you can go, I can go elsewhere.

Dr. Joe will give you your prescription

to go buy whatever you want.

No, I'm saying like,

screenshot that once you find a pair that you like

and then go back in to Dr. Joe and go,

look at these.

Yeah, something like this.

Something like this.

And even I get your decision for LCS

because there's so many glasses.

And they all look so similar.

Yeah.

And you're like,

and then you start to talk yourself into like,

maybe I want to look at you or this year.

Maybe this year I'm a new year new me.

And I don't know if they still do this,

but when I got these glasses,

it was still COVID time.

So I felt bad,

but the lady was like,

don't even worry about it.

But I had to put everyone I tried on

into a bucket to get sanitized.

I tried not to,

but I had like 20.

It's fine.

That's fine.

You're not alone.

There's a lot of people

that go through that many glasses.

So, you know,

but I mean,

get,

can you bring them back?

No, you can just,

you can just kind of wear them there.

It's like a stupid baby once you have it.

That's it.

Well, there's their show models.

Katie has to have contacts

and to try glasses on.

Or she can't see herself.

Oh boy.

I had to get close to the mirrors

so I can see my zone.

No, I mean, like,

you just got those yesterday.

Yeah, those are different looking.

Yeah, we don't like them, Josh.

Can you go be like,

they don't like them?

No, because they've already put your lenses in them

and like, they do heat or whatever.

I don't know.

Gotcha,

because they do all the adjusting or something.

I don't know.

You're close to your face.

It's a big decision to make today.

Well, I end up happening

as I'll just order these same glasses again

like I do every year.

I think you should get

something like that

and then find what handbone does

and get some fun ones.

Get some cool ones,

because you can tell you want to dabble

and some different ones.

I want you.

I want to be fun

and like, look,

you've fallen in this

with some silly glasses.

Yeah, I mean, this is the place to do it, though.

Because no one judges here.

No one judges.

We are aware of what we want.

I know.

Do what we want for.

I wear a lady's fuzzy

Vera Wang house coat from Coles.

That's fine.

That's what I love it.

That's what I love it.

That's what I'm saying.

We don't care.

You wear whatever we want to wear.

As androgynous as we need to be,

I'll wear it.

But it's just,

I have a face.

It's very hard to find glasses.

I do have a face.

It's very hard to find glasses

because it's round.

And I got big fat cheeks.

Charlie Brown here,

right here, bro.

I got you.

So I dabble on those style.

This style.

If I straight you far from this style,

I'm a sex offender.

I know.

I, children run from me.

No, I know what you're saying.

Because I tried on a couple

those cool.

I wanted to wear those like,

80s dead.

You know what I mean?

Like the Dommers,

the Jeffery Dommers.

Bigger, weird ones.

Yeah.

And I was like,

no, I can't pull these off.

And then obviously,

I was like,

ooh, I'm gonna put on round rooms like oasis.

Yeah, no.

That looked dumb on me.

No.

So I get that.

Yep.

If I straight too far from this style,

any neighborhood I walk into,

I have to go knock on the door.

Well,

I know what I'm saying.

That I'm in there.

It's very, it's very,

who was the character in GTA V?

Lester?

Was it Lester?

I was very much on the Lester.

Oh, I'm just picturing the,

that awesome show,

those on Netflix,

about the serial killers,

where the guy is sitting,

I forget who,

what character he played,

but he's talking to the detective,

and there are many more,

like me out there,

detective.

Oh, yes.

I'm a lot like that.

Yeah.

You're that guy.

Yeah.

So do you see the decision

that has to happen today?

Yes.

The decision?

I,

stressed about it.

LeBron,

to Miami.

There's nothing on it.

There's nothing compared to this.

Compared to Josh's annual glasses selection.

Yep.

Okay.

Yep.

I'm gonna just buy this in the last year,

and I know it.

Absolutely.

Stay away.

How about he's gross?

I've been washing the hands

and sanitizing,

cleaning man.

Yeah, but honestly,

no, no, Joe,

and it's good.

I was like,

when I had to go to the story

there a day, I went,

I'm gonna put a mask on.

I'm gonna cut the,

these people are gonna get it.

Dude, there's some bug going around

that everybody's getting people

sick with their throats.

Michael says his throats killing him right now

on our chat.

I keep waking up

with, I gotta find a,

of course,

our office mom here, Tammy's out.

I gotta have a mom check my sides

until I can go to my mom to see if the,

tonsils and adenoids.

Yeah.

Those are swollen.

Yeah.

Do not go in your fuzz.

You stay away from our lovely fuzz.

I can't get sick right now.

I'll punch you right in the face.

If you go in your fuzz,

I'll punch you.

I'll punch you.

No shaming mask.

If you don't want to catch this bug, man,

I don't, I hope the more,

I hope the people who are sick

are putting on a mask.

Just those are my,

no, no, no.

Those are just my two,

I hate stomach stuff.

Throats things.

That's my least favorite.

Mm-hmm.

By far, my least favorite thing

is when you're,

scratchy throat when you're,

and it burns and all that.

When you can't even so much as,

do that.

No, I know.

That is my least favorite

followed by a stomach bug.

So it's like,

oh, I don't want those.

Clean your hands.

Stay healthy.

Oh, gross.

Yep.

Mm-hmm.

Everybody's barfing out there.

You're going to spew.

If you're going to spew.

That guy was here.

We saw him.

Who was?

I think I guess they looked like

two guys like him.

Oh, they look like him.

Yeah, you're right.

Well, this poor cat

had to undergo surgery

for eating 26 hair ties.

Why would a cat eat hair ties?

Because animals are stupid.

But 26?

They're delicious.

Six-year-old cat named Midnight

required emergency surgery

after swallowing 26 hair ties.

Don't cats like that?

Like because they're chewing

in Florida.

And rubber bands and stuff.

Don't maybe.

Don't cats do that?

Isn't that a...

I don't know.

I don't know.

The rescue posted

ever wonder where your hair ties

disappear to?

Sometimes they add up in places

you would never imagine,

like your pet stomach.

Oh, man.

The organization emphasized

that small household items,

including hair ties,

rubber bands and strings

can become life-threatening for pets.

But why are they eating them?

And where...

It stops us because

they like to chew on that stuff.

And where is that pile?

Probably just like...

You swear you store them

in the bathroom or whatever?

26?

Yeah.

I don't think...

You're thinking probably

big hair ties.

My wife has like

little mini rubber bandwres.

That's what I'm thinking,

like the black...

Yeah.

Just...

They're just in a bag or a pile?

Oh, my.

Midnight has successfully recovered

from the procedure.

Okay, get hold.

Twist it up in your intestines, man.

You're inside.

Yeah, man.

So they had obviously...

I mean, for this...

For the surgery to...

Mm-hmm.

The surgery...

You must shave that pussy

before you cut it open.

Of course you have to.

So...

You have to.

Just to prop...

Mother of cats and chats says

hair ties, q-tips,

all the things.

They just chew on it, man.

That's wild.

Just chew on it.

Wow.

I don't know what our cats eat

in upstairs, but...

She's gonna something.

Well, probably it's not...

She's not in anything.

I don't know what she does.

She doesn't want to be.

Our cat does not want to be in our house.

She's KFC.

I've tried to feed a KFC together.

If you don't know, guys,

we adopted a cat from...

I believe the CNY Cat Coalition,

like two years ago now.

A feral barn cat, right?

Yes.

It was a feral barn cat

that's mad that we took it out of the streets.

Yeah, it definitely wants to be...

It wants to be out in them streets.

And a barn somewhere.

It hates living with us.

Eat in mice.

It doesn't want to be in a house.

It wants to be out in them streets.

Oh, well.

Sorry.

Only associates with our oldest

will not come anywhere near anybody else.

Does it just like...

Does it say in the basement?

Or does it just go upstairs?

Or does it say...

The basement?

No, litter boxes are in the basement.

Yeah.

So it's got to go down there to do his business.

Yeah, to do his business.

But otherwise it stays in our oldest bedroom.

If the oldest comes out of the bedroom,

this cat just sits at the top of the stairs looking down.

Like waiting and I go...

It's like F you, dude.

Get out of here.

Does it take off when you do that, too?

Mostly, yeah.

Sometimes it'll come a little bit down the stairs

and I can pet it through the stairs.

And then it turns around and comes back.

Wow.

And then...

Because Freddy has to be Freddy,

he'll just chase it sometimes.

But is he after reason?

Oh, yeah.

He definitely wants to play with that cat.

Yeah.

And the cat just...

It hates us.

It doesn't.

It does not want to play with Freddy.

It wants to be in a barn.

Yeah.

Life, it was live in.

It doesn't know why you took him out of the barn.

God forbid, you give it a great life.

Sorry, can't be eaten by ice and freezing in the winter.

No.

It wants to be out in them streets.

But by the way, if you are in our discord,

Derby has put together a little show fam bracket challenge.

If you guys want to play along, you set up a bracket.

Nice.

You're in our Twitch chat.

Just do a command discord for that link.

You jump in our discord and you can join Derby's League.

Kind of the unofficial show fam bracket challenge.

Maybe I'll fill one out in there.

Are you doing a work one?

You're going to do it with a $5 work one?

Yeah.

Yeah, I mean, yeah.

Do you do a big money one somewhere?

No, that's really about it.

Yeah.

There's a couple here or there, but...

No, that's...

You know what I mean?

That's about the extent of it.

I'll do the gambling on all the sites and stuff,

just because that's all...

All fun.

Bracket's got to be done by tonight, right?

Tomorrow at noon.

Tomorrow at noon?

Yes, you do.

I mean, don't wait until then.

You're going to be letting 55, because then you...

You'll be scramble.

You got any plans for a National Sloppy Joe day today?

Oh, I know.

Are you kids like them?

Sloppy!

Ha ha ha!

Ladies and gentlemen,

Do you like Sloppy Joe?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Big Sloppy Joe, yeah.

No peppers and onions in them, no, or peppers.

I mean, if it's in that can of...

Sure.

Whatever.

Sure.

Then whatever's in that can is fine,

but don't be like,

don't be like chopping them up and adding that.

Just let me ask you something.

You know what extra peppers.

No, I don't know, but whatever's in those cans.

Oh, yeah.

Sloppy Joe's a minute.

An online poll asked,

do you prefer your Sloppy Joe open or closed?

So either bun on it or bun open?

What do you do?

Well, like...

Well, the sandwich is you...

So you make it like that way?

Yeah, because then you close it.

Oh my god!

What do you do?

Do you...

I just slap it on and I eat with a fork.

But then you blink,

but then you...

What do you do with the top bun?

I also have...

I open up the bun.

Do you make two Sloppy Joe sandwiches?

Or...

I mean, like toast almost.

It's like an overloaded burger, basically.

It's an overloaded bun.

Hmm.

Okay.

Well, yeah, that's true.

Yeah, you don't eat with your hands.

People are eating Sloppy Joe's with their hands?

Yeah, you...

It's too sloppy!

You put it in the closet.

It's too sloppy.

Let me pick it up.

Well, that's the fun part.

The stuff that falls out is for extra for your tater tots.

That's for your tots.

Why is everybody saying that's weird?

Yeah, you're mad man.

That's how I've always eaten a Sloppy Joe on a plate.

I can understand if you were like...

Oh, you know, just every once in a while.

Like, you know what?

Time for an open-faced Sloppy Joe sandwich.

And you put both sides of the bun down,

and you're just like,

boom, boom, boom, boom.

And then you're a knife and fork and it,

but usually...

Mm-hmm.

Look at this.

Text line.

Text line says,

in my house we have class,

we eat the disheveled Joseph.

Oh, sorry.

Sorry.

Not the Sloppy Joe,

the disheveled Joseph.

Yeah.

What you're saying to me is actually blowing my mind.

I didn't know people ate clothes Sloppy Joe's.

I, in my entire life,

have either eaten it on a plate with bread or a bun

beneath just a pile of Slop.

Yeah.

And I eat it with a fork.

No.

So you're the runoff as for forking?

What you're saying to me is like,

I have an...

I want a hot turkey sandwich

and I'm going to pick it up and eat it.

That's what it sounds like to me.

Well, not if I'm...

I mean, that's...

There's different styles.

If I want an open-faced,

like, diner turkey sandwich like that then yes.

But it seems like you are 100% open-faced Sloppy Joe's.

Whereas with the turkey sandwich,

you know, that's like a back-and-forth type thing.

A lot of people chiming in on this.

Let me see if people are saying in our chat.

Joe, put the slice of cheese in there.

It's a game changer.

Good tip.

Good tip, Joe.

You like the way you think?

Josh, he's like a communist.

Kimmy does it how I do it.

Sister asks, how do you eat a philly cheese steak?

I eat that with my hands.

A philly cheese steak.

I keep the wrapper around it.

So I'm not touching the bread.

And then I eat it.

And I don't a little bit like deep throughout it.

And then at the very end,

I risk it and I touch that little last piece of bread.

And that's what I touch.

And hopefully there's no disease on my fingers.

Oh, there's all the disease on my fingers.

Yes.

K-man says sloppy Joe on Texas toast with cheese.

Okay.

I like it on the butter or roll, like a potato roll,

or bread.

We used to just do it on white bread.

Yeah.

You butter it, open-faced sloppy Joe all day long.

No?

See?

I like a little bun.

I'm more shocked to learn that people are out there picking up sloppy Joe's.

Because then the excess sloppy,

you get like a sloppy tater tot.

That's what that's for.

What's for your side is tater tots.

I'm not having sloppy Joe's if I don't have tater tots.

I won't make them.

I'm fascinated by how you all have got very specific sloppy Joe quirks.

I will not.

I will refute.

Huh.

What do I eat as a side with a sloppy,

do I have Andrew?

Oh, right.

The only answer is tots.

The only answer I guess is tots.

The only answer is tater tots.

See, Luz says that they do their sloppy Joe with a knife and a fork.

Yeah.

I mean, it's a float in a while.

I can see it.

Because it's, it's a lot.

That's the point of it.

It's a sloppy.

The origin of a sloppy Joe is not 100% clear.

One claims it started in Havana, Cuba.

Ah, Cuba.

Cuba, Cuba.

Stay hood, baby.

We're coming for you, Cuba.

Hang tight, you're next.

When a bartender named Jose Sloppy Joe Otero.

May I imagine if that's your nickname.

They would name it for me.

I am Sloppy Joe.

Coming up first base.

Jose Sloppy Joe Otero.

I think they're a good nickname or a terrible nickname.

I mean, look at it.

I love it.

Look at it kind of ran off and do it.

They say he created it as a simple sandwich version of a local dish called the ropa viella,

which features shredded beef, tomato sauce, and spices.

I think that.

Yeah.

Okay.

I'm increasingly popular in the 60s when Hunt introduced the manwitch.

Damn right.

Which made Sloppy Joe's more convenient to make.

You are, damn right.

That's a manwitch sandwich.

Isn't kind of the thing that Roseanne made, isn't that third?

But without the sauce.

I've wanted to try those, but this comes up once a year on this show.

Is those Langford lunch or whatever?

Yeah, it's the open, open-faced loose meat sandwiches.

It's a loose meat sandwich.

Is that just ground hamburger and a loose meat?

Right.

I don't know.

I don't know.

The pole found that I guess I'm in the minority.

84% of people close their sandwiches.

Because again, your thing is open-faced of every once in a while.

I'm going to town tonight.

Yeah.

Yeah.

You know, like that as opposed to just the sandwich, Sloppy Joe's the image.

I know.

I just couldn't imagine picking up a Sloppy dough sandwich, but we've discussed it enough.

I guess you guys can enjoy yours close.

I'll open mine up.

I mean, it's Sloppy Joe in a minute.

There you go, bud.

That's what's your dinner then.

No, stop.

Oh, I mean, what do you do?

Get the can of man with you.

Make your own.

How do you make your own?

Probably just like a tomato sauce or something.

No, no.

No, I always assumed there was something special in there.

So I just grabbed the can of whatever.

What about this?

What about this?

What about this?

I don't know what the hell he's looking at me.

Get rid of Brad all together.

Sloppy Joe, Fritoscoops.

Well, that actually sounds pretty good.

Like a chilly almost.

That's like I said, you didn't bowl with no bread.

That's what I got.

That's what I'm thinking.

Little dab of sour cream.

Oh, that sounds really good.

But I still want the top.

Oh, okay.

Don't want me to toss though.

Sounds like Sloppy Joe's are just a conduit for you to get tater tots.

Well, I mean that.

The last time I did it was,

I was trying to think the last time I had Sloppy Joe's.

It was not last summer.

It had been the summer before because I did the bread thing.

What was the bread thing?

Where I hollow out a loaf of bread.

And you put Sloppy Joe in there.

And I put Sloppy Joe in it.

Joe with a great idea.

Sloppy Joe quesadilla.

Sloppy Joe egg roll.

That might be too sloppy.

It might be too sloppy.

What about a taco meat egg roll?

Have you tried that?

Taco egg rolls?

No, I have not yet done cheeseburger or taco.

I've only done cheese steak and chicken.

I'm with everybody on the chat saying loaded tots.

You just poured over tots.

Bolog tots.

Sloppy Joe on it with some cheese.

Too much.

You don't like that.

I mean, I don't.

Maybe.

That's not too bad.

That's not too bad.

I like some loaded things.

Yes, just or not.

I want some good ol' crispy tots from the wildcat.

Now I'm thinking tots.

That was actually Josh's new game in high school.

Well, can't crispy tots?

Yes, ill crispy tots.

Hey!

Hey!

Get over here.

Give me your lunch money.

Then crispy tots over there.

Ah!

To design the Lexus ES, all we had to do was listen.

Your ears said exactly where to put the speakers.

Your eyes told us where to put the available head-up display.

Hey, Lexus, find me an alternate route.

Even your right foot helped out.

It let us know you'd enjoy a little more torque.

Turns out you had a lot to tell us.

We certainly heard you.

The Lexus ES, not just for you.

By you.

See Burtic Lexus in Cicero.

I think of the challenge was over the course of this hour.

How many hot dogs could you eat?

I would win.

That's not, I don't think that's what the crunch challenge is what they're doing.

But no, I think if you had just give 10 minutes, the dunking thing is gross as ball.

So I would say nobody's not a hot dog.

We're going to eliminate that just for my own sake in my own contest in my head.

Yeah, I think you'd be a viable contestant in a hot dog eating contest.

10 minutes.

I think I'd be a viable contestant in any food eating contest that was quantity over time.

Oh, I left my ass off at those memes you see of the big tray of McDonald's where it's

like 50 things, but it's not a reasonable, but a reasonable mountain.

They're like, you got one hour million dollars.

Who are you picking?

And I'm like, I guarantee Josh.

Yeah, I could eat all that if for a million dollars.

I can eat an inhumane amount of food, but I just don't want to do it fast because then

you could, if need be, need be.

Again, I always go back in my head to two moments, the bagelicious double sandwich morning

where between Bayberry Plaza and the John Glenn Boulevard.

Yep.

You ate on rampite two full bagel sandwiches.

Yeah.

Four halves of a sandwich.

Yeah.

Two full sandwiches.

Shout out to English.

Then the time I, the very first time I tried to keep up with you bite for bite when I got

the miniature.

I got Burger King.

I got the little baby.

You got my son of Baconator and I got the son of Baconator and you got like the Bacon

ator, Big King.

Yeah.

And I tried to go bite for bite and it did not.

Anybody in my life will tell you I've always eaten large amounts of food and I don't know

why.

I don't know why.

What the?

I should be way fatter than I am too.

It got lots of places to go because you're taller.

My mother-in-law knows that.

So even like when dinner's done at her house, she's like, Josh, go ahead and get another

plate.

Go kill him.

Come on, Josh.

Kill all some else.

You know anymore.

I'm already eating three full plates.

But I was a pie.

Like I'm like on Sunday.

It was my father-in-law's birthday.

So we had a mose cater it.

Like you just, you have mose bring it to your house.

That's a good idea.

And I did what I started with two, two like soft chicken tacos.

Okay.

So I went back and I made a tray of nachos with meat on it.

That's a good idea.

They have you just do that.

You can get everything.

They give you the chips.

My wife ordered the chips, the season beef, chicken, rice, and it comes and it just comes

in like containers.

Yeah.

And you just put it out and you scoop.

And.

That's like my dream.

So my third ground was just a rice bowl.

So I did rice with some cheese.

Right on it.

I made all that.

But like like a full like a bowl like chicken.

Yeah.

That's.

That's good.

But the problem is my timing.

Because by the time I'm finishing my third bowl, my family's touching their first.

So that's what I like Josh go back for more.

That's what I was just going to say is that while you have done all of that, others are

maybe finishing their talking stuff.

They're adding.

Yes.

I'm not talking.

I'm here for business.

And then you're done.

We go.

Are we good?

Is it?

Are we done yet?

Just sitting around talking.

This is ridiculous.

This is ridiculous.

You don't give me out of here.

No, anyway, restaurants that I can't do other places I'm fine homes and such and then

I don't care.

But no restaurants.

That's also my pet peeve.

You're right there with me.

We just finished.

I can't.

I know there's something about it.

I just I want to get home and take my broth.

Well, just I don't know what the I just feel uncomfortable once we're all done sitting

there.

I get all anxious.

We don't come from those families.

Our families want to sit around and talk.

Oh, my mom's the worst.

Yep.

Chad.

Chad.

Chad about it for a while.

Although I do see dabbles of your mom come out whenever somebody comes in the studio, I

see Deb come out of you because you're like, all right.

Okay.

Well, we'll see you.

Yeah.

All right.

See you next time.

It's like that long goodbye.

Yeah.

It starts to happen.

I love you.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

A viral post is being shared that says Virginia satir thinks we need four hugs a day for survival.

Eight hugs would be ideal.

Oh, my God.

Hug me, Bob.

See, Elsa?

That's what I, that's why when I hug Elsa.

That's because I need hugs.

Are you giving hugs to Elsa?

I try sometimes and it's hilarious because she wants so bad for me to not be touching her.

Yeah.

So she tries to do the polo when I'm on Elsa's side on this one.

No, no, let me love you.

I rescued you.

You are going to be put to death.

Love me.

Don't touch me.

Don't hug me.

I don't want.

No, no, no, no, no.

Now physical touch.

Thank you.

No, no, thank you.

I do like that though, when people hug you because it is fun.

You need to watch you be uncomfortable.

I love you.

I love you.

I like it.

I don't get offered many hugs, thankfully.

But people don't like me that much.

But I really love hugs.

Some research suggests that people who get hugged more handle stress better.

Maybe that's my problem.

Hugs release oxytocin, which is often called the love hormone helps you feel safe

and supported.

I'm a hugger.

I like the hug.

Are you a hugger?

Yeah, I like the hug.

I hug.

I'll give, like, if I haven't seen a friend in a long time,

I'll give a butt hug.

I'll give a dude hug to him.

Yeah, I'll do hugs.

I'll hug all the time, I'll care.

But that's, I'm not really a touchy guy.

I'm seeing a lot of you trying to get seen the same thing.

You're not also, not a lot of huggers in our chat,

not a lot of touchers.

That's how we found each other.

None of us want to be touch or associated with.

Right.

Although I gotta be careful though,

because it's, give a careful way hug,

because with, with, with the height.

I'm running it.

You're running at a holder level.

Yeah.

I'm running at a hoody level.

Yeah, you're at hoody level.

And I'm always tall.

So like, I'm always, like, my head is always above a lady's head.

If she's giving me a hug.

Yeah, you're hoody level too.

I tell you.

Yeah, Danny and Chats, right.

I don't get that oxytocin release

because I'm not enjoying the hug.

That makes sense, right?

I think I'll be, yeah, I'd be, ugh.

Ugh.

Gross.

Ugh.

Ha.

You lesbian now?

You, you, you lesbian now?

Ever clear you lesbian now?

Good morning, everybody.

Happy whiskey Wednesday tonight.

Seven o'clock on our Twitch channel.

I will go live courtesy of liquor wine

of moonshine on state fair full of art

and east coast and roads.

What?

Licker?

That makes the lesbian.

You lesbian.

You liquor lesbian now?

Have you liquor your lesbian?

Come and get yourself some to drink tonight with me.

Seven o'clock tonight.

We are, we are really,

we are really working

toward a whole new concept for the springtime.

So I'm giving you a warning right now.

Start chopping and propagating

because with the silly idea that we have

to do a plant exchange is gonna happen.

I didn't know this was a thing people did.

No, yeah, yes.

It's a great idea.

It is not anything that you would try to pitch

to a rock radio consultant and say,

we're gonna do a K-Rock plant exchange.

And yeah, here we are.

We're gonna do it.

We are successful.

That's why we're great.

Yeah.

So plan on that guys.

Come on out.

I was talking to Jim over a lock one yesterday

about using that pavilion in Phoenix

and we can all show up some Saturday morning.

And be a great, you all bring your plants.

Nice warm, you know.

Yeah, springtime plan exchange.

Late May Saturday for four hours.

That'll be nice.

I don't know how these things work.

I'm relying on you guys to show me how they work,

but I'll get us a spot.

Then we get a couple of other vendors that want in.

Yeah.

We can make it a fun time.

Yes, we can double figure that out and not.

Lock ones got booze and food right there.

Right, you have them work out a thing where they come out

and they can maybe have some people bring some plants

that we really like.

If you know what I'm saying.

Then we very nice guys.

So we'll be playing on that.

So I don't know what kind of lead up time you all need

to that for that to prop and to chop

and propagate different plants.

Oh, they're ready immediately.

Okay, good.

They're all plant people are ready to go.

So that's something to look forward to as this weather breaks

as we get out of this, I guess.

Saturday is the first day spring, Friday or Saturday.

Friday, but that's so weird.

Like, how do they know exact times?

It's like 10, 40, six or something.

It's like, that's kind of weird.

Furnal Equinox, oh boy.

Money here we go.

I did take a steroid injection last time.

I had a Furnal Equinox.

Nice, right in his butt.

I did not hear the meteor yesterday.

I guess people around here did.

Yeah.

Here's what it sounded like if you didn't hear it.

Oh, cool.

Really?

Yeah.

Northquake just come through.

It has our whole house shook.

And we thought that something hit like the roof

of the grocery store.

It was just a really loud bang.

And I just hear a giant thud

and then it persists it for like 10 seconds

and I'm just sitting there like, is this the end time?

Yeah, it sounded like a bowling ball

dropped on the floor above me.

It was pretty loud.

I know, right?

Like, try harder meteor.

No, I'm right here, bud.

I saw that places not around here,

but in the New York and such heard it and everything.

You said it was around like morning time.

We would have been here.

People said that yeah, here would have been

when we were here and it would have been quiet

and we would have heard it.

545, maybe I did hear it.

I just didn't know what I was hearing.

I don't know.

That'd have been cool though.

Here's Ralph Harvey explaining the meteor.

What you're really seeing is not an explosion

that's up in the clouds.

It's miles higher than that.

We're talking 10 miles higher more.

So way above where airplanes fly

right at the top of the atmosphere.

So it's visible from a very long distance.

The sonic boom will just keep going

until it loses energy.

So this is something that hit the atmosphere

going, you know, 50 times the speed of sound.

Oh, broke up.

Caused that fireball in that boom when it broke up.

And boom and boom and fireball.

Yeah, missed us.

Those are always crazy when you see...

All that shooting stars, the meteors.

If you're lucky enough to see an exploding star,

you're caught one of those.

Lay up in the sky.

Those are wicked cool.

I see a lot coming to work early in the morning.

Like mostly summertime, not right now.

But I'll come in down 690 and there's nothing but sky.

You'll see things flying all over the time.

I always make a wish.

I love it up.

But that's one of the best parts about living where I am.

There's nothing that's just open sky.

So like, especially the summer.

Oh, it's the best to just sit out there and just stare up at the sky

while so they're doing their mid-nature stuff.

Yeah, how is your light pollution over by you?

Does it get...

You can see the sky pretty good.

Oh, it's perfect.

Yeah, it's absolutely perfect.

We can see you're good up there too.

Awesome stuff up there.

Weird.

You can see constellations.

I've seen...

You can see like space satellites times the satellites.

I guess that's what I saw that one time, right?

Is that what that was?

Yeah.

Weird line of things that flow over me.

Yep.

Sometimes you can see the space station.

Mm-hmm.

No, it's very cool.

I love watching all that stuff.

Because again, you never know what you're going to see.

Aliens so much, but just like comets and cool stuff like that.

It's me.

I like the stars.

Ohio saw it.

I don't think about that.

East Ohio heard it.

The best.

Saw it the best.

And it missed us this time.

So I think I've got to go to work.

Oh, shucks.

Because I got to go to work.

Appreciate all the messages.

You're all noticing the music has been updated.

It sounds different.

I'm trying to switch some stuff around.

Switching things around.

Shout out Boss Man Con.

He ended all that.

Music these last few weeks.

And you're all noticing.

I'm getting lots of messages.

No oversight.

We're still playing chili peppers.

It's required by law if you are a rock radio station to play the chili peppers.

That's unavoidable.

I mean, we're trying not to play.

I'm probably playing them last now, but he's doing, he's working hard to.

He's doing, he's working hard to work things, rotate things around.

Keep y'all listening.

It's a weird business.

It's a weird, weird business.

As always, we're always ahead of the curve.

Cody is researchers at the University of Maryland could have just called us.

You're probably one of the foremost leaders in this science.

And that's tracking and recording for tracking and recording farts.

Oh, sorry.

I stumbled on that because there's a lot of letters.

I probably would say that you're one of the leading researchers on this topic.

I would say that nobody has a folder of real actual live fart.

Humans passing gas into a microphone on a radio show.

661.

Yeah.

Like, I'm not joking.

You might be a leader in this field.

Yeah.

If they've come to you, you've heard that many.

Right.

I really have these.

And again, I've produced that.

Again, 661 is low are the ones that I hear.

And them are worthy of being placed somewhere, not just average, like the one you did a

little while ago that I called the hammer, or you just went, I've got that.

Good.

Good.

I don't need to add it there or pull that from the audio.

I have that.

I'm familiar with that tone, sir.

That's the other thing that's hilarious now that I hear it, I'm like, he farted like

that before.

And you've got to report now.

So for those of you who are outside of our podcast listeners, first of all, how dare you?

Yes.

The show is available on demand, wherever you get podcasts edited down to like an hour

15 every day, you get all the laughs, very limited commercials.

And we would love it if you download it, subscribe to that place, we would appreciate

that.

Please dear God.

And I will tell you, if you listen to the very, very end, as I hand you off to the 90s

at nine, and we'll play a little bit of the music, Cody always works in a little

too.

Right there, sometimes big, sometimes small, but what I'm saying is you're so educated

in this field that you know the tone to go to, you know, all right, well, that song's

going to do this.

So I got, all right, file 255, like I'll hear things and I'll be like, all that would

be perfect if I had this one in there.

Yeah.

And then I'll go back and be like, oh, and for those of you don't know how Cody, I'm

going to hold on.

I'm going to open up the fart folder for a second.

I'm sorry.

Go ahead.

It's in there.

It might be low brow for you guys, but I really don't care if that's just thing does.

That's just top tier entertainment.

That's low brow.

Are you kidding me?

Let me go into his folder.

I don't want to be high brow.

Where is it?

It's in me.

My name.

My name.

Two.

Two.

All right.

In my fart folder is labeled two.

Two.

Yep.

Just so we're clear.

Go back to what was our first one in this folder?

You have to just to like, I don't know, I think there's one in there.

I think I played that one right.

Wait.

Just titled Josh Toots.

Yep.

Wait.

And that was it.

Yep.

And that's when you're off and running.

And we off and running.

Sometimes.

What?

So for those of you not familiar with Cody's file naming.

He names files in a very idiosyncratic way, but it's a great way for me because I can find

things fast.

So like when he labels what the promo is going to be, it'll be labeled something.

Like, hold on.

I'll take you down that road right now.

Promo daily at a till label, you lesbian now.

Kids watch me do this jig, a treu joke.

Like I know exactly what it is before I even opened it to put it up in the podcast.

He did that for a while with the fart folder.

But then.

But then it just got overwhelmed.

It got that there were so many and I was like, this is going to be a continuous thing.

So I was just doing my dates.

I go back and I look at this folder and it says Josh toots, Josh toots a lot important.

We must listen now that that one was one of my favorites because I emailed that can't

yeah.

And it was the email that I think do you or make a couple other people and that was the

subject important listen now and the audio file was that and that you open it and.

And yeah, he started to label the things like little guy combo and then it just becomes

the date because it's just too much.

Anyways, I digress.

I go back to this.

There's only a little handful of ladyfarts just scientific.

Oh, some lady toots.

If you want to submit them, go ahead.

Smart underwear is able to track whenever a person farts and may sound silly with this

information could be a big benefit to our health.

According to the lady scientists behind the effort.

I can see that.

Dr. Brantley Hall's lab looks more like a factory these days with multiple 3D printers.

The machines are working constantly to produce a little device that's about the size of

a nickel and it goes on your underpants and it tracks your toots.

You got to get that really do you get that what do we got what do we got to do.

We thought maybe we can advance our science by making a new type of wearable device that

we have people wear all day.

Yeah, you got to have that somehow.

I don't know how.

But like nobody farts.

I mean, yes, people fart like you, but it's what I do.

I do shine.

The IBS has really worked out great for me, right?

Hall's lab studies gut microbial metabolism, the process that causes people to flatulate.

Right now there is no scientific baseline on what constitutes a healthy amount.

So will they're going to figure out the average, I guess.

What's the healthy amount?

I'm healthy.

Yeah, I would say, yeah, like, I'm because you're supposed to.

You got to get it out of there.

So I mean, and I can't burp.

So I think I only have one option, a couple times a day.

I would imagine you need to be releasing.

It's almost like the, like the release valve on, you know, like, I don't know, a plant

or I'm thinking of the, the simpsons episode of Homer, where, you know, we brought guests

or no to release.

Well, yeah, yeah, gases, a couple times a day, it gets too built up.

So I would imagine.

Let's see, I'm going to go like two or six and I, like I said, I think is the number.

I physically can't burp.

So I've never burped and I don't know how to burp and it's only one way to come out

of me.

I can make myself.

Yeah.

Which is gross.

So more than one in five people report experiencing excess intestinal gas, but right

now there is no objective measure of whether or not they're telling the truth.

They obviously have psychological baselines, but blood glucose or cholesterol and he goes

on it on because he's saying we don't know what, we don't know what the starting line

is.

Doctors can't be like that's too much or too little because we don't know what the

average is.

It's another tracking.

I was just saying how that and this is where you and your bothole comes in our current

number for science, if you will.

Hold on a second.

They say initially, Holl and his team conducted a smaller study.

They say they're looking for people across the spectrum to participate, including those

with high fiber diets who do not fart a lot calls them zendigesters, also if you have

a high fiber, those who do fart a lot called hydrogen hyper producers, you're a hydrogen

hyper producer, you're an HHP.

I think I'm an HHP.

Yo, Josh is an HHP.

We always knew it.

We always knew it.

Our current maximum number of farts that they have tracked in one day.

I'm really thinking if I beat this, I might not beat this.

Oh, it's not a, it's an attainable number.

75.

That's their current max.

I don't beat that dude.

That's scary.

Maybe I do.

Maybe I do.

I'm under it and 75 farts.

You can't be in the room with that person.

What?

Are they ill?

I might be.

Oh, was it like a baby and they had milk all day?

Oh, my God.

That'd be a good place to start.

Their lowest is just someone who farted four times a day.

I'm, where would I lie in that?

I'm going to lie in the average because the average is going to put you at like one,

oh, five or something.

Right.

A couple of times a day.

Yes.

Because most times when, when I pee, I too, and it's like the dude thing, you pee, ogre

and chat says, I had a little league assistant coach growing up who would fart every time he

threw us a pitch at batting rag.

Bro, that's the best little league memory ever.

Yeah.

In that ear, you had to all be dying, ogre.

Good frozen rope, Rick there, but good frozen rope.

You got some contact on that one I heard.

I heard a little contact.

Oh, what?

I don't know.

That's awesome.

I'm a little extra gas on the heat.

I actually struck out that was not what you heard.

It was not bad on ball that you heard.

Oh, I heard something.

Thank you, Nicholas.

It is about quality, not quantity.

You like, I could have 174 little guys, but I come to the show.

I'm a performer.

That's, I'm not even saying, like overnight average per hour, like you wake up 8 am.

Yeah.

You start farting.

You're doing like.

That's like, says that six or seven, six or seven an hour per hour, but now add, and

that's all day from like, for that's 24 hours a week for 24 hours.

Yeah, that's what I mean.

Imagine you just wake up farting.

That's like 20 farts every hour while you're awake.

You're just farting every couple minutes, yeah.

Every two minutes.

You said he wasn't ashamed at all.

We all called him lumpy.

Never knew his real name.

Lumpy the little league coach who had farted every time he threw a pitch.

Come on boys.

Let's go.

That's amazing.

There's a character there somewhere.

I like it.

United States, down to it's one of strife.

What does that mean?

Like what did they win?

Do they win?

They win.

What do you get for winning the World Baseball Championship?

They win the World Baseball Classic.

Probably money and trophy or something like that, but I don't know.

I was just rooting for Ronald Cooney Jr.

That's my boy.

He played for it.

It was in Miami last night.

Bryce Harper hit a two run homer in the bottom of the eighth.

He had a denger.

Yeah.

He had a denger.

I fell asleep though.

I was trying.

How late did it go?

Well, it started at like eight.

So it was like, man, because I thought it started real.

That was like a six o'clock thing and it didn't.

It started seven or eight, something like that, but it was, I mean,

this early on in the year for a baseball game is like, yeah,

I don't know if I'm thinking about baseball in March, but I wasn't,

but I tried to watch the some of these games because they were all,

the ones I watched were all really good.

It was very competitive, but just it's, it's, it's hard to get into baseball.

Again, when you look outside right now and it looks the way it does.

Because this is coming up today.

It's 640 right before whiskey Wednesday.

You've got prairie view A&M Panthers taken on the Lehigh mountain hawks.

Oh, okay.

That must be a play in game.

Well, there's 16 seats.

That would be the plane.

Okay.

We also got Miami of Ohio facing SMU today.

That one is the one.

Miami of Ohio is a good team, right?

Yep.

That's the one.

Well, that's the, that's that story from two weeks ago.

They lost to UMass in their first test.

They have a undefeated regular season and they get one test and immediately lose.

It's like, guys, what are you doing?

And then it all kicks off.

You got, let me see.

What are the first games tomorrow?

Oh, I mean, okay, though.

I think you're just going to ignore the NIT, but all right.

I'm just kidding.

I'm just kidding.

I don't even know what to find me in.

I just don't.

It's on random other channels.

ESPNs and such.

But yes.

The state at 1215, Troy Nebraska on a bracket loves her Nebraska corn huskers South

Florida, Louisville High Point, Wisconsin, Sienna upset number one Duke at 250, I'm calling

it right here.

I'm calling it right here.

He's calling it now.

McNeese State versus Vanderbilt North Dakota State, Michigan State, Hawaii, Arkansas,

VCU, UNC.

Well, that's all that.

That's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's our break.

The Hawaii and Arkansas 425, and then when those all wrap up, that's when you run out

and immediately get whatever you need to get ready for settling for the nighttime games.

And when I will do a a quicker cocoa pub, about a 25 minute cocoa bus, and then you get

in all the nighttime games.

I said VCU, UNC Howard, Michigan, Texas, BYU, Texas A&M, St. Mary's California, St. Mary's

whatever that is.

Penn, Illinois, St. Louis, Georgia, Kenisaw State, Gonzaga, and then Idaho Houston, but

to see how it ramps up though, we're every 15 minutes is a game 12 15 12 4131 50 250 315 405 425

and they're like, oh my God, there's a lot in for some action tomorrow.

Yeah, those are, I mean, I can't even pick one game.

Like I want to see that TCU Ohio State, I want to see Troy Nebraska, I want to now watch

public enemy number one, it's South Florida in Louisville.

I want to see high point Wisconsin, obviously, CNN Duke, even though you are, you might

be the only person that I hear is calling for it.

Don't tell my wife, but I emptied out all the accounts that put it all on CNN, baby.

Like I could keep going the only like I don't I'm not interested in Michigan and Howard,

which luckily is going to be starting right in the middle of Cocoa Puffs, because Michigan

is going to murder them, but right before that, Caroline and VCU or very into that, other

than that, Illinois and Penn, I think Illinois is going to like, I kind of like Illinois.

So that might be the only other game that I'm like, yeah, if I miss it, which luckily,

you know, starts at nine.

Are you going to position a TV to watch it live or you're going to pause them so you

can.

No, I'll let it.

I'll let it go.

Yeah, I'll let it go.

I'll let it go, because I think I tried that and it's too hard to swing that TV setup.

Well, yeah.

If you didn't catch the news, Brian Hodgkin is out.

He's not going to take the state of accused job because I don't think he was using it to

get a little money out of South Florida, and that's where you're going to stay.

So which, you know what, though, man, he's in the tournament.

Mm-hmm.

They're competitive.

He used to be a downgraded at this point.

Right.

And they're competitive.

They have, I'm sure, a lot of money, if a Florida team, you're not, you're not,

you're not going up against, like if you come here, you're your Syracuse, Louisville,

again, Duke, Carolina, Virginia, all those guys, forget about money.

All right, cool.

You're at Syracuse.

We give.

We'll give you $15 million.

You're still going against Carolina, Duke, Virginia, South Florida.

I don't even know who's in there.

I don't know who they play.

Division.

But it's a lot easier.

Let me see who South Florida played, but you do have the, the downside of South Florida