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The Kid Gratic Morning Show.

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It's the weekend, baby!

I said we'll be three times.

Y'all Friday, Friday, Friday, Friday!

Buddy is Friday, March 27, 206,

and we are the Kid Gratic Morning Show.

Dear Heavenly Father, thank you for each and every blessing that you provide.

We are all so thankful.

Teresa is thankful for the awesome new job that you've blessed her with.

Cheryl is thankful for good test results.

Mary is thankful that her long divorce is finally over.

Maria felt like she was alone, but thankful now that she knows you're with her guy.

Kathy is thankful that she can talk to her brother again,

and David at Adaptive Training is thankful for the life and friendship of his friend,

Neffman Doza, who passed away this week.

God, thank you for every big, small, seen, and unseen blessing that you provide.

We love you. We want to please you.

We want to share those blessings and tell people how great you are.

In your son, Jesus' name, we pray, amen.

I am thankful that Kelly Razzberry is here.

You're welcome.

Yes.

I am thankful to be here.

This is my second half day in a row.

Woo-hoo!

You know, bathing becomes very optional when you don't want to get out of bed.

Are you one of those people that actually uses that 72-hour do-yoda and get your money right out of it?

That's why every penny I'm squeezing out of it.

Because I have to dress for the Arctic tundra,

because I'm going to Costco after the show today.

Oh, today is a sample day.

Well, that's not why I go.

Oh.

But, you know, but it's freezing in there.

Yeah, oh, is it?

I haven't been in Costco for a bit.

Yeah, so that's this is a double, double-purpose outfit today.

And Costco people correct me if I'm wrong, but I heard somebody told me,

this lady told me once that they put out the best samples on Fridays to get you set for the weekend.

That's when they get like all the good stuff.

It makes it.

So let me know if Fridays are the best sample day, or if there's another day I should frequent it.

I think I go so early that it's before the most sample people get just got set up.

Yeah.

That's the key.

If you go right in the open, you don't have to fight the buggy, you know, the buggy brigade.

Yeah.

It's a nightmare.

Do you go back for seconds for samples?

Sometimes when I walk up, not looking at them,

because I don't even think I'm the same person.

Here is JC Chavez.

I was so tired yesterday that I was rolling around.

Like, you know when you can't find something and you, I didn't really need,

it was my whistle to coach, but I feel official with my whistle.

Yeah.

And I couldn't find my whistle.

And we're about to go to practice.

And I was like at the one minute warning where I had to leave or I was going to start getting close to being late.

Yeah.

And I'm running around and I'm telling kids, I was like, I put my whistle right here on the counter.

She goes, I don't know, I don't look for your whistle.

And I'm asking myself, I'm like, can you see my whistle?

How am I supposed to blow stuff up?

And he goes, it's on your neck, dude.

Oh, it was on my neck.

I don't even remember when I put it on my neck,

but I was looking for this whistle for about 15 minutes.

Next up, AARP Carter.

I'm tired.

You should wear it to work and then whistle at us.

We need to stop talking.

Here's Anna.

Good morning.

Good morning.

Please tell me that at least one of you watched Love Overboard.

Oh, yes.

I think we made a little girl pact at least watch episode one.

Yes.

Okay.

I thought, so Love Overboard.

It's on Hulu.

It's a new dating show that I'm instantly obsessed with.

You have all of these hot singles living on a yacht.

Half of them live in luxury.

The other half work below deck.

And then when they want to vote somebody off or they're going to kick somebody off,

that person has to walk the plank.

Which is absolutely.

It's locked into the ocean.

I couldn't do that.

Absolutely crazy.

And I guess I didn't tell the contestants that going into it.

It's three stories high.

Yeah.

And Gabby even goes, they tested it out.

It'll be fine to worry.

Yeah.

Gabby Wendy is the host.

She's adorable.

But how do you get moved up from squalors?

They have to break up one of the couples that are living in luxury.

Yes.

Do you think they got this idea from Titanic because Jack came up and kind of stole Rose?

No.

It's completely a rip off of the love pods.

What is it?

Love is blind.

Love is blind.

Love is blind.

Love is blind.

Love is blind.

Love is blind.

Love is blind.

Love island meets fetch and paradise meets below that.

It meets a lot.

it's a lot going on.

But it's fine.

I'm obsessed.

and all of the episodes are already same as the first one.

But there are 10 episodes out already.

I never wish something would stop.

They teach to ridiculous.

Did they say tell them walk the plank?

Yeah.

They stay in there at the end of the end of it and then whoever gets eliminated immediately drop.

They don't have to make themselves take the pun on their own.

and they're standing forced to climb.

They're sitting there crying, just not in the way.

Oh, there's a lot of snot in this episode.

A lot of snot.

Oh, good.

It's the first, not what you think.

It's the best, best first episode of a reality show I've ever seen.

Here's part time, Justin.

One of my favorite things is finding out how small of a world it actually is when you meet

someone you know at a place that you didn't happen to meet.

I was going to a concert yesterday and I ended up meeting one of my friends at a bar.

He had no idea.

I was going to be there.

I had no idea.

He was going to be there.

We're both here at the same time.

Great.

So we got drinks together.

My favorite time that happened, it didn't happen to me, but I saw it happen.

I was in Juneau, Alaska, and there's these people from Ohio, they're at the top of

the mountain and they're like, hey, Kathy, and they're like, hey, Gladys.

And they're like, what are you doing here?

And they're like, we're on spring.

We're on some vacation.

They met from from the same town in a different part of the world.

Yeah.

Yes.

You see somebody ever like when you go on, if you go on outside of this country, that's

got to be the most shocking thing.

Like, what are you doing here?

On a mountain.

On a mountain.

It was so cool.

I'm checking into a hotel in Spain.

That's how you get the story.

I think it did.

I'm checking into a hotel in Spain.

I see a girl that says, Al, I'm like, yes, she was, I met you when you were checking out

of a hotel in Playa del Carmen and I was checking in and we just had her.

Oh, wow.

Minute conversation.

Yeah.

Here's later.

She saw me in Spain in the same hotel.

Wow.

Here is on the universe telling you to be together.

Yeah.

I thought that.

Until you met husband.

I thought that three years ago.

I actually cut it.

Here's.

Here's, uh, uh, Audrey.

Good morning.

The stutter.

Oh, what's going on?

I think I might be dying.

I'm not sure though.

I swallowed my permanent retainer.

Oh, that's good.

That was on the back side of your top front teeth.

Like the top floor.

Yeah.

They put it on right when I got my braces off.

I think I swallowed it because it came off and I'm just kind of like ignoring that and then

I also like this hole in my mouth that's like from where my wisdom teeth work and JC just

put the fear of God in me because he has something like that going on and I'm like, is this

going to get infected and work on?

Well, I got, I got a, I had a crown that had a little bit of an infection in there and

there's no blood flow.

So it's hard for the infection to go away.

And JC swallowed his crown one time.

So it won't kill you.

Yeah.

Two.

Yeah.

Mine's a wire.

We don't need to bring up my, my crown.

You know what?

You brought it up on the radios so it lives forever.

Yeah, but that's because I actually got that I shouldn't have in the control room.

Here's straight.

Good morning.

I remember budgeting for beer.

I remember budgeting for like the phone bill.

All that when I was a younger kiddo early 20s.

That was the adult.

I have to budget for things like bubbles and extra band aids because they want to, because

my children just want to have a boob.

I have six boobos.

I need, I need all the, all of the band aids you have left.

The, the spreadsheet of, of being a parent is so much different than I, I had whenever

I was a younger kid.

It's strange to me that I have to, I'm like, I'm like, huh, is that a good price for

bubbles?

Right.

And try, you know, it's $5 for four little things of bubbles.

Yeah.

Try has another one been batteries?

I have never bought as many batteries as I did when I have, when I had little kids.

Yeah.

Batteries.

They need batteries.

They need batteries.

They need batteries.

I go over to people's houses and they have like rechargeable battery bank, like they're

ready to go.

I'm like, boy, you are, you have it together because I mastered parenting.

Yeah.

And it was up.

It's after, after I need the batteries, I order them on Amazon and then I go scavenge

for ones from other toys they haven't played with.

I want to.

I went to a kid's birthday party and they specifically asked for a toys that didn't include, like

they didn't have batteries.

Smart movies.

I wonder if that's the reason because they just have to keep getting batteries and they

don't want to deal with it.

Well, yeah.

To get them back, you should just get them a drum set.

We're not there yet.

We're not there yet.

We're not there yet.

I need to wait until the kids like seven to do that.

Yeah.

Get them that.

What's up, Big Al?

Mac.

Thank you, JC Chavez.

Two things I need to apologize because no food was distributed to the show this week

by me.

And I, I had it on my mind, I had it on my brain, but I was unable to.

You are not required.

That's a kind thing you do.

But we don't expect it.

I don't get mad.

I get disappointed.

I do.

I do apologize.

I have something really good for you cooking for next week, something you've never even

made before.

Okay.

I had it yesterday and it was great.

So that's number one.

Number two is, I'm trying to figure out where I should put my award that I received

last night.

You got an award?

It's really shiny.

It looks like an Oscar.

That's night.

That's night.

I went to, I'll get into it later because it's big.

I got an award.

Yeah.

I got an award.

It looks like an Oscar.

It looks like that guy from Star Wars.

The gold one.

The gold robot.

It's heavy too.

Yeah.

Yeah.

But I've got to figure out where do I put my award.

I don't have like a shelf for my awards because I don't have any awards.

So now I have to make an award shelf, but then I'll feel stupid if I never get another

award.

I just have a big old shelf.

Why don't you just add what you got going on here?

I know.

This is a mess.

It's a Blake Shelton clock.

And whatever that is.

He's got a bell.

Too many Jesus' eclipse glasses.

Blake Shelton's a clock.

Another bell.

A squishy frog.

Body butter.

Body butter and twosy.

And twosy.

And two bodies.

It's a two body.

It's ridiculous.

Oh, and two.

And orange.

And.

And.

And.

And.

And.

Wow.

It's time.

It's time to clean up our spaces, I think.

I think so.

I think so.

I think so.

birthday is for today and this weekend.

Yes, there's quite a lot.

Bear with me.

Halle Bailey is 26.

She's going to be in Yumi and Tuscany,

that rom-com that's coming out with.

It looks so funny.

I know, I'm excited.

Does it?

Yes.

I like it.

I like it.

I like it.

I know, I'm in something who's supposed to be

the next James Bond, they were saying.

And then he just kind of went away.

I'm really excited for it, but don't watch the trailer

because the trailer is basically the entire movie.

Lisa from Blackpink, she's 29 today.

Jessie J's 38, Brenda Song, London Today.

We love her.

She's 38, yes.

Fergie is 51 today.

Her delicious.

Mariah Carey is 57, Quentin Tarantino is 63.

And then over the weekend, Lady Gaga will be 40.

Julius Styles will be 45.

Vince Vaughan will be 56.

And Reba McIntyre will be 71.

That's a good 71.

Today is International Whiskey Day.

I like a good firm and everyone's in the world.

I like old fashioned.

Old fashioned make me feel sexy.

I think just a bourbon, you know, like me on, yeah.

Rate yourself, it's sexy, yeah.

Smelling it.

Smelling it.

Holding it on your tongue for a minute.

It's sexy, right?

It's also world theater day.

Love theater.

National.

You mean New York.

Yeah.

Red dress leather dress is not one of them.

Red leather, yellow leather.

Red leather, yellow leather.

National Viagra Day.

Shout out.

Yeah.

Not me.

Brown.

The gesture.

Yeah.

Just in case.

That's another room.

Shout out for you, man.

I know.

Congratulations.

I don't need it, but I'm fine.

I don't do the thing that you would need to do.

Right.

Exactly.

There's a vacancy right now.

Yeah.

National Spanish Paella Day.

Oh, shout out.

I love Paella.

Love Paella.

National scribble day and National Joe Day.

I just celebrated.

People named Joe.

Oh.

Shout out Joe.

Joe Carey.

That's not what I meant to hear.

Italy Joe.

Italy Joe.

Well, that anybody.

Oh, there we go.

All right.

We got Love Letter Skelly coming up here in about 10 minutes.

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