SORE LOSERS - How Did Lunchbox Almost Die on Vacation?

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2:12We're alive. Man, dude, I just want to say I want to say happy, belated birthday to you. I know it was on September 5th. I am not sure what day of the week that was. And I completely forgot I was so engrossed in my vacation that I forgot to send you a happy birthday text. All good, dude. I don't really keep track outside of parents, wife, siblings, et cetera. Where were you on your birthday? Were you in Vegas? Because I saw a picture on the Sore Losers Facebook page where you were in the high heel of the Cosmopolitan. And I didn't know if that was an old picture or a new picture. They're all new. I mean, there's no reason. Me and my wife take like 300 pictures every vacation. So there's no reason to pull one from the past. Yes, that was a picture. No, it wasn't live. It was taken a couple days previously. Got it. Were you back home for your birthday or were you still on vacation? Back home.

3:13Back home. We did it so that we did new port with travel days included. New port, beach, day and half. Vegas, two and a half. Back home, five days. Holy crap. I kind of had to do some stuff for work. I don't like being in Vegas more than a couple days. Three would have been, if we had one more day, it'd have been nice. What about new port beach? Don't you want to be there longer? Was it not awesome? I don't know anything about new port beach, but that's, I don't understand flying that far for a day and a half at the beach. Yeah. Yeah. We had the mother-in-law watching over the house. You don't want to burden her with a week of stuff. We got a cat to come home to, just like a kid. And my birthday was really celebrated out there, out west in Cali and Nevada. So sure, my birthday fell on the weekend. Did we have balloons? Yes. Do we have any alcohol? No. Do we have a ton of food? Yes.

4:13But the celebration took place in Sin City. Got it. So, so the day of I wasn't too worried about people hitting me up because I had been celebrating long into the night days prior. I understand. I just saw the picture and I was like, oh my gosh, I totally 100% forgot. That's on me though. I mean, I'm not going to add like I remembered. I was so engrossed in St. Louis. I was in the Lou dominating the Lou that I totally forgot about you. Did you mean for that to rhyme? No. But there was one place we went. Like it was like outside of our hotel at the Union Station Hotel. They had like rides and like a carousel. Don't even tell me what that gave our no. Oh, no, I've been to St. Louis for a bachelor party. I thought you were talking about that piano bar. Nope. Didn't go to that. My kids aren't really into that. It was outside the hotel and it had like a big ole wheel.

5:21It had a carousel, mini golf. It had the swings. It had a boat ride, a mini roller coaster, feed the fish. And they had like little an old storage container. They turned into toilets and it said, Lou in the Lou. That's why it was on my mind. That's why I went with the rhyme. Do they call it the Lou? They usually call it the Lou overseas, but they did it just to make it rhyme. Lou in the Lou. It's like Nashville. Don't call it Nashville. It's none of us call it that. No, don't. That is stupid because we are nothing like Vegas. We have no gambling. Our bars close and that is about all that there is in Vegas. I don't understand how we are even called in Nashville. Because we have neon lights on the bars. Doesn't every city have neon lights on their bars? And that Day-John love guy, the fake guy. Oh, that guy. I'm not getting into it. But he would call San Francisco San Fran and one of the people goes, that's how I knew he was fake. Nobody that lives in San Francisco calls it San Fran.

6:22I mean, I love the greatest new story ever breaks why we're on vacation. I mean, what a hilarious ass story. You would have loved it. We're not going to get into it. Never. But we should start the show. Yeah. Because I am just happy to be here. Are you happy to be here? We're going to do it live. I've been ready to be back to work for five days. The way we planned out our vacation, we sat at home in the 100 degree heat. You really couldn't go outside for five straight days. So I've been ready to come back and feel like I'm serving our country and community in some way. Oh, I got back Monday night at 5 p.m. We know you did. Me and Abby said, yeah, you probably just got in. We're going to do it live. Guys, we're about 28 days away from the Soar Losers Convention brought to you by Freeland Chevrolet. Maybe wrong in the days. Give or take a couple. And here we go. We are the one, two, three. Soar Losers.

7:25What up, everybody? I am lunchbox. I know the most about sports. So I'll give you the sports facts. My sports opinions because I'm pretty much a sports genius. Y'all, it's Sizzin from the North, Alpha male live on the North side in Asher with Bayser, my wife, Justin, Gun Lake doing something so much to go into with him. Can't really. He had to text with his eye watch because his he lost his phone, lost his money as wallet, his credit cards. His dignity. And I told him, hey, the thing about the wall, it is you didn't lose much. We know there wasn't any in there. Just a couple credit cards that you just got to replace. It's really easy. I'm just going to say, I'm lucky to be here because I always wonder how does someone almost die on a golf course? And then I experienced it. I had a near death experience on the golf course. Because before we went to St. Louis, we had a few days and I was like, I'm going to

8:26play golf. And there's someone I don't get to play golf with often because they're busy. I'm busy. I have kids. They don't have kids. And his name is Pits, Dutder guy. And so I said, Pits, let's go play around a golf. And there's a golf course up by his house. Super nice, super fun. It's very challenging. It's like, brother, I don't play that course. Like, brother, why do you not play that course? It's three minutes from your house. The X works there. Can't do it. I said, brother, you don't even have to go inside. We'll just get a golf cart and we'll go play golf. No, he'll stand outside of it. He won't go in. He's like, all right, brother, I guess if we can do that, I'll play. Am I all right? So we have separate carts, right? Separate carts. And we play the front nine. It's great. We're talking, chatting. But the only problem is I'm already in a bad mood. Because when I pull up to the golf course, I pull my bag out, my driver snapped.

9:31The kids must have been playing with the golf clubs, broke it and stuck it back in there and didn't say nothing. Looks like you're using the hybrid all day. So I'm like, this is going to be a long day. So then I got to borrow his driver one that I don't know how to use. You don't not use to hit. And it's I'm already in a bad mood. I'm frustrated. Front nine, I play like absolute garbage. Absolute garbage. Can't hit anything. Can't the driver's terrible. The irons are terrible. Everything is terrible. Just awful. But it's fun just getting to catch up with the brother. Hey brother, how you been brother? What do you think about them? She's this year. Man, I just hope Kelsey's paying attention this year. You know, I think last year he was too worried about getting engaged and planning the perfect engagement with this year. He's married. He wasn't worried about. All right, brother, back to you in the studio. You know, just talking about live brother. Oh, you're going to come over for lunch after I was like, brother, I don't think I can come over after this. I got to get back, you know, the kids. He's going to make some cold cuts.

10:31I don't know what he was going to make if we were going to go to Bub's barbecue or what we were going to do. But I couldn't do it. And brother, when he plays golf, he talks the whole time to himself, to you, to the trees, to the grass. It is so fun to play with brother because he'll hit it. I just don't understand why you did that. Why did you not hit the ball straight? You know what I mean? You come out of the golf course and hit it straight. And when you hit it to the right, that's not a good idea. So next time let's hit it straight. Brother, give some time for the birds. I'm like, okay, that's good talk. Good talk. All right, cool. So anyway, we drive up to number nine. It's right next to the driving range, cool, hit it, hit it, hit it. We finished the whole. And I don't know how this happens. But whole number 10, let's just say is you got to go north. Right. Got to go north to number 10. So I'm in my cart and I am looking down because I'm entering my score into the 18 birdies

11:38app. Right? Yes, our other boss does it all the time to show how much golf he plays. It's not about showing how much golf I play. It's just to keep your score, your handicap, tell you if you're getting any better, you still suck. And I still suck. And thank you for the bleed. So I start driving towards 10 as I'm looking down at my phone. And I don't know how far I went. You know, I've, I've going, going, going, all of a sudden, boom. Me and pits crash into each other in the golf carts. Brother, I tell you what, those gummies hit on the 10th and I'm like, what the hell are you doing? And he goes, brother, you were looking down and I was going. I was like, I'm coming. I don't know what he's doing.

12:43My first thought is if you see me looking down, hit the damn brakes and why are you going south? That is not the way to number 10. Wow. I mean, head on collision. That had to have rattled the cage a little bit. Oh, dude, I was so flustered. You're shaking. I am like, what in the, and he was like, sorry, brother, but I was going. A lot of brother story, an intentional T-bone accident. And he said, he literally said, I saw your head down, but I was like, well, I'm coming. Wow. Turns out he didn't want to drive by the clubhouse just in case the X was in there. So he didn't, so he was going to go the long way. And he had to make it look like everything's going good. I'm not going to make a big U turn, a sharp turn. And then she thinks he saw her ass. Right. So he just instead is going to head on collision into my golf cart.

13:43Sometimes that's what we'll do just to make the X think you're not looking at them at all. And then he just keeps on driving. He's going. He goes to number 10. Right. I've been there with him before, dude. He gets skittish. We'll go in to get some hot dogs, missiles. And he just brother, I'm just going to sit out here on the bike rack. What? The X like he's a bicycle and like sits on the rack and like, chains himself up. I'm like, brother, you can go see a woman that you used to slap ugly with. So I'm just sitting there just going, wow, dude, and I'm kind of shaking like that was crazy. I'm lucky I didn't get hurt because it was a boom. Well, she definitely saw him. Oh, I mean, everybody on the golf course saw us do. There was a, I mean, you don't hear too crunching golf carts and not turn your head. So then he drives off. He had to follow through with the plot. He had to, he kept going south and he goes out on the street around, out onto the other street and I'm like, wow, okay, all that. I didn't understand why. Okay, I get it. And I respect that.

14:44So then I start to drive my golf cart, weren't turned right. No driver and a right list cart. The wheels are messed up. Oh my gosh. And I'm going to park that thing. Oh my god, I'm about to pay for a golf cart. I'm going to have to pay for a new golf cart because it will, the wheel is screwed. The front, the front left wheel will not go to the right. It will not turn. Yeah, those things are pretty wimpy if they actually do get some collision. It was a collision like this. Boom. Like what the, you got to call triple A. My water bottle flew out of the cup holder. I mean, the phone flew. It was bad. Also that he didn't see big bust. And so then I have to get out of the car. She's nice too. I was like, who is that sweetheart in the club? Brother, that's my ex. Don't ever say it. I had no idea. We don't talk about her. I was like, she discounted us and everything. Gave us a free pork missile. You never said the brunette was your ex.

15:44My bad brother. So I have to push the cart into the cart, and luckily there's no one in there. And I can't get it to turn right. So it's like just diagonal in there. And I throw my stuff on another golf cart, put the key in it reverse. And I'm pulling out of the cart bay as some guy walks in. I'm like, how's it going, man? And I just kept going. I had to dispose of some trash. Hate when there's a couple cans on the cart. Wrong turn, wrong turn. And the cart bay was the clubhouse. And it's an older gentleman. And he looks at me. Oh, does he have a surprise when he goes to clean that cart? She ain't going right. He's like, why is this cart part diagonal? I didn't have any time to explain it. I wasn't going to take a chance. I have to pay for it. So I zip my butt to number 10. And I mean, play number 10. I'm just looking over my shoulder the whole time. Like, oh, they're going to be coming.

16:46They're going to be coming. Oh, paranoid. Are we parking? Hmm. No, total golf cart is more what I'm paranoid about. Messed up front left tire. Now you know how it feels. I'm just looking at parking, getting a ticket, getting towed. I don't care about getting towed. I care about how to replace the wheel on the front left wheel on this golf cart. And I'm like, oh my God. Oh my God. And the reservation's under my name. They have my phone number. Oh my God. They're coming. They're coming. Play number 10. The number 11 is headed back towards the clubhouse. Oh my God. Oh my gosh. How long is it going to take him to discover that cart? Now you're avoiding the clubhouse. I am absolutely avoiding the clubhouse. I am like, I am going to leave the golf cart in the parking lot at the end of this round and get the hell out of Dodge. After you guys chip it onto the green brother, we're good. Let's just get going. We'll leave those balls head to 12. That's a give me man. That's a give me just I will skip 11 on together.

17:46Go, go, go, go, go. And we play 11. And then number 12 is a par three where the clubhouse can see it. I'm just like, oh my God. They're looking at us. They're looking at us. They're looking at us. Play the par three. No one comes. We coming up 18. I'm like, oh my God. They're going to be waiting for us. They're going to be waiting for us. And guess what? We finish 18. And nobody's waiting for us. There's nobody there. There's no one concerned about the golf cart. What do I mean? You want to talk about being faster and hell getting in that vehicle and leaving that golf course and not going back for a while? It's guy. I may have left tire marks in the parking lot, but they don't know that I ripped the golf cart because pits went head on. Boom! Right into me. Almost ruined my vacation on the first day of VK with a trip to the hospital and paying

18:48for a brand new golf cart. I bet his chick did you guys a solid and she turned a blind eye. Oh man. So what I learned, don't look down when pits is in the other cart. You never know what's going to happen. It was crazy. You guys didn't come within a football field radius of the clubhouse the rest of the day. Nope. Nope. He did the same damn thing when I was with him. And now you got you doing it because of the old girl golf cart that you battered. And I mean even on whole number ten he's like, man, I don't know what you were doing. You were looking down because I don't know what you wanted me to do. Dude, that's what women are making us do. Brother now will do a T-bone accident over going and possibly getting a sighting of his X. That collision was so loud. I just can't even believe it. Brother, we were all in having hot dogs at one time and brother was sitting out in the

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24:56Sponsors, thank you. I would like to hear a little bit about your vacation, man. I told you about my near-death experience. I would love to hear some stories from yours, because you know what everybody says? Man, you guys come back from vacation and lunch takes the whole episode. We don't hear about race. Sorry. I get caught up in mine. Do they actually say that? I don't know. I just say it. Maybe, like, so that gives you an excuse to share from yours. Just in said that people are saying stuff. He goes, yeah, people were saying they'd love to hear our draft talk. And I went on the Facebook and I don't see anywhere where people said they'd love to hear our draft talk. No, no one said anything about wanting to hear your draft talk, but I did get a text from Justin and said, by week three, we will find out if race is still alive. He decided to take prints or price in the third round. That will determine if he lives or he dies. I was like, okay, okay. And also he's now on the message board signing. We did it so that he would do Justin.

25:57I would do Sizzin so people could tell the difference and who was commenting. He now signs my name. I liked it. It was a comment. And I was like, I didn't say that. And he goes, I wish I was a part of this conversation. Sizzin. I never said that. He did say he said, what did he kept saying? Oh, I like your running backs. Your quarterback's terrible. Thanks, man. You don't look bad, but you don't look good. We are going for the, I've never been in this situation before. Look, rookies we picked are real good. They just need to see the field. Yeah. And he said the big name, Jadarian price. What can he do in four weeks? We'll validate if any, if Ray is still alive because he took him in the third round. Sharburne will be at white week five. And so we'll see if Ray lives. And I said, this may be your breakup because I don't want to break up. But Ray is going to wake up to me, sitting out 500 trade offers already. Well, he already sent one out.

26:57We don't even have that guy anymore. He just did a blockbuster trade at two in the morning. Did I want a hundred dollar buy out? I don't even want a part of this team. He traded off our third round, paid Jadarian price. No, he did not. And car and L Tate for David Montgomery. Like that was our number third round and sixth round for a fifth round. Oh my gosh. That's what I said. I woke up and I said, what have you done? Oh my gosh. And he goes, I was drunk. I think I want out. If he's willing to do a hundred dollar buy out, I may be out. Oh man. Because he he's pound in the bourbon a little too hard for my liking. The rage texts in Vegas were at an all time high. And now I'm seeing from video from truck drivers that apparently the gunlight casino isn't even on water. I was told that I thought that it was. I was led to believe that it was. So the whole thing is just this mental imagery.

27:59He's just out on a boat all day getting drunk. Breaking his phone, losing his wallet. He needs to get help. And me side him doing those trades. You don't realize the time that we put into that and he traded it out. We we sold the entire franchise by morning. That's tough. Oh, we put a lot. We talked three hours on the phone yesterday. Did we love Giderian price? No, but Chardonnay's not coming back to like November. He just had an open leg surgery at the end of February. I I I'm with you on that. I really think they're just hyping him up like, oh, he's going to make a comeback real soon. Before his ACL and freaking January, okay? Like come on. It's been seven months and you're going to tell me he's 100%. I just can't buy that six months. And they're saying it looks minimum is five games. I think I think it's mid November. I think it's middle of season if Chardonnay comes back.

29:00He looks good in practice. Wait until he gets hit on a surgically repaired knee. Man, that's a little bit tougher, but I don't know. Hey, that's where you guys do, you know, sort out. I would love to hear about some vacation stories. Yeah. See, I always beat myself up about the vacation stories because I'm like, I have them all. But do I it's like, do I take notes? Do I do I continue the trend of Vegas? We're like, okay, day one. I made $10 at this machine and like that total breakdown chronologically machine by machine is that breakdown interesting? And really it is, is it the note taking because then I beat myself up. Did I forget something that was super interesting? See, I'm not a radio host. So that's why I don't even like telling stories. I just like keep it them all inside of my head. But we like hearing your stories. Oh, okay. But I guess the trip started in Newport Beach. Where is that by? California.

30:00The fly in L.A. Apparently it's the only Republican city. But yes, no, OC. Okay. But the trip started at like three in the morning and we go to the bar at the airport. Dude, that's how we have to fly. You guys are nuts. But we want to have a full day. No, no, your day is over because you're exhausted by 10 o'clock in the morning. We really are. And one o'clock here is one o'clock there. One of the Newport days. Oh my God. One of the Newport days was a travel day. So we were essentially a Newport for a day and a half. Seems like bad planning. So we get to the airport. Bayser makes me drink at 4 a.m. We're doing molasses. And this bartender is a chatty Kathy. Bro, she writes on an napkin. Five places we need to go see a Newport Beach. She was from there. There you go. See the stars are aligning, man. Well, and I think she played dumb, but she's from Vegas. She's from California, but she works the bar right next to the Vegas gate.

31:04So I think they put her next to that gate because she has so much knowledge. 100%. So she just spills it out. We get it all. Bayser, of course, already gets the ladies number. She's like 70, lives on a golf course. She lived in Vegas for 30 years, work for win. Bayser's now best friends with her. Not best friends. We got her number enough of that. We get on the plane, fly there for drinks. Lady never charges us for the high news. Always good. Bayser forced my hand into having a high noon. The lady for whatever reason didn't like us. The entire flight, not once got us a drink. And I was like, if this, I'm getting the last laugh here, like maybe 15 minutes left to fly. I was like, Hey, can we get two high noons? She wouldn't even look our direction. She would ask the other people if they wanted water and snacks. And that for whatever reason, we are loved by the lady at the airport. Loves us. We get on the plane and this lady hated us. I'd like she loves you because she gave you free high noons, but I didn't know is at the end of the flight.

32:04And so we get those shooting back. Obviously can't take them off the plane. I've seen dudes before. Oh, I can't take this off the plane. No, dude, because they'll ask for two. Yeah. And it's like, no, you can't. You got to consume it on the plane. They'll just throw it away. They do. They 100 just toss it in the trash. And so we get there and we get to Newport. And again, it is, it's early. Always has to be early. And we're cooking. We get immediately to the resort, but it's like 11 a.m. So we're at that weird place. And Bayzer's busy as balls with her job. I'm busy with mine. We really didn't even have time to talk about the trip. Packing was fine, but not our best job. So I'm like, can we even check into our room? What are we going to do in Newport with two 500 pound suitcases and backpacks? You know, you just, and it's like, I guess I'll just say we had a crapload of money with this because we're going to Vegas. Oh, yeah. Also like, oh gosh. Where do we put a backpack with like thousands of dollars in it? Oh man. And there's also this.

33:04We planned it. It was a decision where I said, hey, you don't want to go to Vegas first, then Newport. But then also the, in Newport, we land and we're like, kind of wish we were in Vegas. It's one of those, you know? Vegas is a crazy animal that you yearn not much for it. That's funny. So we're like, we got to enjoy it. Immediately, I get big dick. The guy is like 300 pounds. Six seven could lift a car. Bro, I'm struggling with my bag. Like my ass, UK, so I'm like, and it's like cobblestone. So it's like, dude, this guy from Moana comes over, lifts both our bags up and he goes, where's your room? Takes both of the, dude, I wasn't even lifting mine up. It was that heavy. This guy lifts them both up over my head already in front of my chick in Newport. I'm like, wow, I really stack up here. Carries them to the room. Doesn't want to tip. I'm like, I thought in California, they're wanting tips. But anyway, super nice guy already in, in Cali, I'm not mounting up.

34:07So that was that we go. I guess this was going to be a day where we were just going to go and go to like a beach bar that Kevin, the guy in the truck, production team at Bobby Von Show. He recommended, he's like, I go to this, it's called Muts. So you go to spot. We go to Muts. And there's definitely no air conditioning in California. Yeah. And it's unseasonably hot. And you're at the beach. People are like, man, why'd you come visit us during the hottest time of the year? I'm like, man, we don't pick our vacations. Leave me alone. If I had a dollar for every time somebody said, why would you come visit us in August? Oh, why'd you guys wait till a Labor Day? I'm like, well, I mean, I didn't, it's not my choice. When I would tell these people we were on vacation, they looked as like we were stupid. Yeah, they're like, aren't your kids back in school? Like the first day we were a breakfast, the waitress was like, oh, one last derab for school starts and we're like, all right, and she goes, or they homeschooled. And I'm like, no, neither they're already in school. And she goes, oh, makes no sense.

35:09That seems like a good time to go on vacay. I was like, all right. Same. I don't know what to tell you, lady. So we sit at this beach bar and I should have told Kevin, hey, my wife's a little bit more reserved now. No frat daddy bars. No, we go out again. There's 25 frat dudes. There's 20 sorority chicks. It's a great bar right there on the ocean. Oh, man, there's a lot of energy. There's a port. There's a jetty all that, you know, you got your families out at the beach. It's right on the beach. So you can see the water. The Pacific. If you get a seat right there, it's probably the best people watching ever. We had to kind of go to the back shelf. Oh, but it was perfect. Football football's on. Yeah. And I get talking to a dude. It was a fantasy football prank outside. Two dudes dressed in gold condoms had to go stand on the boardwalk where all the people walk because they got last place. Because they got last place. It doesn't end. And it's nonstop. And so his buddies were taking pictures with him. Oh my gosh. Look at him. Look at him.

36:09All these guys every dude there wears a t-shirt like a surf shirt t-shirt and a backwards hat. They're like, oh, look at him. Look at him. All these California guys. Look at him. Taking pictures. And we sound old. But if we were 22 and we made our buddies do that, funny as hell. But they're running in and out of the bar. Picture. Get in the picture. Get one for Instagram. Oh, I get gold condoms. And I look over the bartender. She said, what are they doing? I was like, I'm pretty sure it's a fantasy football prank or it's a frat, but they look a little too old for that. She's like, I asked fantasy football. Yeah. And I mean, the bartenders there are very, very sweet and very great to talk to, man. I bet. I mean, it's like, I was like, Kevin, I mean, did you send us to the bar with like the best bartender talent? Oh, man. I bet you they are just. Oh, no, they were, they were no bras there. I mean, it's like, you can't even look at them. The one girl's like, just broke up with my boyfriend. He's in, oh, you guys are from Nashville. It's from my axis from no bra. What's a resurven drinks? And just like, golden tan.

37:11I'm like, maybe start with. Let's class it up a little bit. They're all bra. Hey, like skin is glistening because a little bit of a sweat. They're all tan, dude. Oh, dude. Well, and I mean, they're serving fish bowls. Yeah. Okay, that's what they're known for. I'm talking drinks this big. Yeah. Bays are got one. We drank maybe a teaspoon of it. I'm like, what do I do with the rest of this liquid in this thing? We're not drinking this. The girls are, as they're carrying them, they're dumping them all over themselves. Oh, yeah. So they're sopping wet by the end of the shift. Yeah. But the story is like a terrible place. Story wasn't about the frat or the talent. Oh. But yes, that's where it's like, if you're going to bartend, do it at the beach. You're freaking tan. Like you feel the ocean breeze and everybody's in a good mood at the beach. It doesn't. Everybody doesn't smell like Broadway, but the convention will be smelling a lot better. It'll be great. Soar losers. So I'm sitting next to his dude, same as the bartender. This dude's jacked tan. Like it looks like he's worked out every day of his life. I'm like, holy crap. I need to work out more. And we're talking to him, wrapping out. I'm like, oh, college football.

38:11He's like, oh, yeah, just good. It's back on. I'm like, yeah, good. It's back on. His sister's out of town. He gets hammered right along the beach for three days while his sister's out of town. He's from Florida or something like that. So she's like, hey, have my beach house for three days. There's bars right next door. Get drunk and just walk him. So he reaches over though. And we were talking, he's like surfing. You know, he's talking to Bayser, talking to me, surfing and skimboarding and all that. Ask Bayser at the end of it all. He's like, did you notice that? And she goes, no. And I go, when he reached over and she's like, no, not at all. So I mean, you know how the Pacific, have you seen these videos where there's like shark swimming around? No. Dude, so this guy reached his hand over, talking about, he's like, yeah, I ran over to the jetty. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm always out there and everything. Reached over his hand to grab his bill or something. He was missing from the pinky to the middle finger, all knobbed off. Oh, freaking shark attack, dude.

39:12Oh, it ain't over. He goes to get up. He knows the back right way because he's like at a house three doors down. He's like, alright, you guys are, he was so nice. He was like, hey, you guys are great. Awesome talking. He wasn't even like trying to overly talk, so chill watching the game, drinking his fish bowl. I got a fish bowl. Bayser's got a fish bowl. Just fish fly and I ever fish fry. Okay. And so then he's like, alright, you guys are great. So then I was like, oh my gosh, he had his hand nod off from those sharks. I'm not getting in the water. As he's walking away, that's it. Man, he's like kind of hobbling. I look down. Bro, the shark took as one of his legs too. Oh, gosh. Those freaking sharks. I didn't touch the water the next day and a half. I'm like, so your sister let you come see the house. So you still get the water after what happened down there and up there. No, that's okay. I think I stay away from the beach, man. But he can run. He said he ran three miles that morning. Wow, dude, he was nod off.

40:14That's crazy. I was like, Bayser, put your bikini back in your backpack. Save it for me, this girl. There's no sharks there. Stay on the pier. Oh, we didn't touch the water, dude. Did you guys lay out at the beach? It wasn't one to do that. I asked Kevin going in. Boy, he said you either just, you kind of like chill up there. Feel the ocean breeze. We went to the pier. It was the next day of stuff. Okay. I mean, you're not, he's like, you either go to the beach or you hit the bars and you kind of do the boardwalk and stuff. And so that day was really just fake and like we were going and there's only air conditioning in like the stores, no bars. So we dropped to one other bar, another girl, glistening tan, broke up with my ex and single, you know, just single on the beach. All the hot bartenders, all of a sudden are single, you know, when you're married, they're single. It's amazing. But yeah, so you fake like you're looking at stores. So you can get air conditioning. So it's a razor like, why are you looking at tube socks? I was like, this is the air conditioning. I'm fake shopping. And so we did that.

41:15Go back to the place. She wanted to go to some housewives place called quiet woman went there, had reservations and they put us at a table for 10 and we were two people. So we were sitting at a Lord's supper table. I was like, how is that? Oh, it's good. Your oysters. How are they're good? Okay. Oh, yeah, the cheese balls are good. It's the only thing on the menu I could see that I would somewhat like, what was that? Okay. Yes, yes, yes. Everybody's dressed up there, rich families did that back to home, went to bed and what do you know woke up at 3 a.m. We're going to take a break. Oh, we got time for his new part. We can't even get into Vegas. We ain't even got it for Vegas. We'll take a break. We'll be right back. Hey, everyone. It's the Jonas Brothers with the Hey Jonas podcast. We've been catching up with some great friends, Paul Rod, Michael Bubley, Seth Meyers, Nile Horan, Jake Shane, and making some new friends while getting into what's really like to have sisters, like Alex National. She likes to control everyone and tell everyone to do it.

42:15Okay, well control is a harsh word. I would say that's a harsh word. I am more outspoken. Growing up a lot of the times because she was so quiet, I would speak for like the both of us. Now I'm working on like, thinking of mom, just really knitting and taking before I speak. And Joey King. You know if your like mom is yelling at your sibling and even if you're annoyed with your sibling, you just like won't let that slide. It's like, you only can yell at your sibling. I'm like, you can't do that here. That is not what I want talk about her like that. I just want to talk about her. Plus, we've been taking your calls, listening to your voice mail and giving advice or at least trying to. So if you've got catching up to do now is the perfect time. Listen to Hey Jonas on the I Heart Radio app Apple Podcast or wherever you get your podcast. Hi, this is highly breakman. Angel Jaretana, Jeremy Colhane, Patrick McDonald and we're the hosts of the artists on artists on artists on artists podcast. The improvised character comedy podcast were each week a new panel of artists discuss their craft. Join us for a panel of wellness influencers.

43:18What I try to do is. Phone journal. I don't know. I think I sort of photo journaling. Yeah, it's reading. It's called reading. So you're so we don't like to use that word anymore. Okay. A panel of New Yorker cartoonists. Have you guys done Terry Gross's Peloton class? No. I've been dying too. I'm so sorry. I'm seeing a reading of Sudako in the Thousand Paper Cranes by Audrement Donald at the Wonderland Bookstore. 14. That's crazy. I went to the Wonderland Bookstore yesterday and I heard Nora Jones do a reading of Zero Dark Thirty. No way. Patrick of the last bookstore though. Kim Ketrol is reading the guitar tabs of yesterday. A panel of Eurovision participants. And we do a little Halloween sometimes. Does the Pope dress up? He, he winks on Halloween. It's right up next to the microphone. You get up. I hear you'll get the ovals here. The eyelashes hate each other. You never seen it least so quiet as when the Pope gets up to wink on Halloween. Listen to artists on artists on artists on artists on the I heard radio app Apple podcasts

44:18or wherever you get your podcasts. Self-care September is here, which means it's time to rethink what self-care actually means. Yes, self-care can be a long walk. It can be in everything shower. It can be putting your phone on, do not disturb. But sometimes it's actually about sitting with the uncomfortable stuff. And understanding your patterns, your boundaries. Finally, figuring out why you keep doing things that you swore you would never do again. I'm Gemma Speg, the host of the Psychology of your 20s podcast. And each week we unpack the psychology behind the experiences that shape your 20s. From relationships and friendships to money, anxiety, confidence, attachment. Just becoming more comfortable with who you are. Unlike the quarter life crisis which is depicted as the collapse, the quarter life reinvention is the expansion and growth of something. When we develop the ability to be happy by ourselves, nobody else can take that from you. So this self-care September, don't just take care of yourself, get to know yourself as well. Listen to the psychology of your 20s on the I Heart Radio app, Apple podcasts or wherever

45:19you get your podcasts. You know the feeling. You make a pick in your fantasy draft in the entire room, groans because they wanted that player. Or you grab a small school rookie off waivers and you start him right before he goes off in primetime. There's no better feeling than crushing your fantasy football league. I'm JJ Zacharyson, host of the Late Round Fantasy Football Podcast. Before your draft, our players to target and players to avoid episodes tell you exactly who to circle and who to cross off. We've got data-driven analysis, historical trends and the strategies that separate winners from the rest. And your dominance doesn't stop with the draft. All season long, we have our 15 transactions, 10 trends, sleepers and the mail back, data-driven, quick hitting episodes to help bring home that league trophy. Listen to the Late Round Fantasy Football Podcast on the I Heart Radio app, Apple podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts. Well, and you guys say, oh radio people, you guys got the best jobs ever.

46:24Dude, my sleep schedule's F'd. Out there, I woke up at 3 in the morning. There's no, nothing's open. No, it's not open. The only thing that's open is the beach and you know who's there? Unhoused people. You? No. Thank you for saying that. Apparently they get arrested. There's no homeless people in Newport Beach. If you're homeless, you get arrested. Really? Yeah. Wow. And he kept telling us about some fashion island where they're shopping. He goes, oh yeah, you and your wife could walk there. One morning I ran there. I still didn't see the shopping. So I had this island he talked about. Maybe you guys had been there. He goes, yes. Whatever you buy at Fashion Island, there's only one of it on the earth. Oh. It's like that exclusive. And I'm like, well, I ran the other day and still never saw it. But I saw Fashion Island. Just if you guys could tell me how to find it, let me know. But I'm up at 3 a.m. Bro, there's nobody awake. You guys see we have the best lives ever. My sleep schedule's aft. Bazers up 4 a.m. I'm up at 3 a.m. I'm like, hey, I was able to get us a jerky and a Pringles.

47:25And the security guard, you want to go to breakfast? Well, you got to wait three hours till something opens. You want to know how tough security is at Newport? I walk in. Every door is open at the high. Security guard, both days. Arms on the armrests. Lazy boy. Both mornings from 3 until 5. Saw the lumber. I mean, we could have been robbed. We could have been sent to Mexico to Tijuana. Here's your security guard in a chair. I mean, we were safe, man. He had he had that couch on the lock. I'm like, Bazer, yeah, same security guard, same exact couch, same exact hand positions, like a zombie, Dunzo. And so yeah, that's what's me. I was getting our little convenience stuff. For two hours, hey, when did the coffee? Oh, the coffee's at 5 am. Okay, cool. Oh, it's only 3 30 am. We were like, there was a lady at the front desk, you know, like she was faking like she

48:25was awake. She was in the back, sleeping too. She's like, hey, I'd open to 5. I mean, literally still wiping the sleepers out of her eyes. I'm like, oh, cool, cool 5. Is there anywhere I can get something to eat around here? No, it's 3 30 in the morning, man. Like, leave me alone. And so dude, finally it all opens up. I'm like, you know, it's 7 a.m. or whatever we get our mimosas. And I mean, there's, there's, uh, Milana. That guy's there again. He's out. He's doing luggage. He sees this. He's like, hey, my favorite couple given us daps. We got mimosas. The whole staff loved us like, because we just kind of brought the party. That's what you guys do. You bring the energy you have, you guys are a vibe. So everybody else like, hi there. Uh, two for your oatmeal breakfast. Did we roll in? We're like, hey, can we get two mimosas? We're not trying to eat with you all. We're gonna go eat at the lighthouse. And like, oh, yeah, we'll come bring them. They bring us to go cups. Milana's out. What's up, guys? What are we doing today? Everybody's vibe and it's all cool. And but this is it. This is our last day in Newport. It's already over. Yeah. I forgot. We're only there a day and a half. I forgot about that.

49:25Oh, and I forgot to tell you, there was randomly a nine hole golf course. It was free. Oh, so I went and played that the day before just in the afternoon for 40 minutes. That's pretty nice. And there was also a pickleball tournament, but it was also the same time as the US open. Who won pickleball? There was a bunch of 35, 40, 50, 60 year old people all in pickleball outfits. The guys are wearing their pickleball shirts with no arms. Girls are wearing their tennis skirts all over the resort. Yeah. And everybody's serious about it. So I walk in there and basically, oh, this is curious. What is this? And I knew it was a stupid pickleball thing. And like, oh my gosh, oh my gosh, it's the US open, honey. And like, it's time right now is the US open. Yeah. No, I know. Shelton one last night. Four of the workers. The biggest value of that. They've ever had it. Oh, yeah. So you know, they have a sense of humor. Dying laughing. Dude, because at the arch, they have no sense of humor. Like, we're sitting there and we're walking in to where you get in the trams to go up the arch and say, Lewis.

50:25And there's two workers standing there. And I was like, oh, this way to the baseball game right in here to the baseball game. And they didn't even smile. Big Mac land. And my wife goes, stop. Stop. And I was like, what? She goes, they didn't even smile. They did not enjoy that whatsoever. And I was like, that is funny. Because you're obviously not going to baseball game. Yeah, obviously we're going into the arch. I understand that. But I said, oh, this way to the baseball game right in here is this the outfield seats. And I mean, didn't get a smile from the two workers at all. No sense of humor at the arch. No joking around. All business. And so we're going to the lighthouse. And this is recommended by Morgan number two from the big show. For me, obviously. And it was phenomenal. It's like a government building, but you can order food and drink out of it. Really? So like if you go to the bathrooms, there's people shower and then they're going to the beach and stuff. And it's like, like in one area, you get your passport and the other area you get your

51:26driver's license and the other area you go to a restaurant and drink mimosas. Wow. Because it's literally the government lighthouse. That's cool. But we're just, I mean, you are right on the water. That's fun. Yeah, there's quarter of a million dollar, yet million dollar yachts rolling up, you know, and I'm all talking. I was doing some videos actually goes to the rich people. Oh, Father, Father, today at school was tough. I was not able to get the filet mignon. There's a freaking billion dollar family there. That's funny. Having breakfast on the yacht. That's funny. Like, stop. That's I like that. And so then I just fake like a hat of yacht and went and walked down there and went looked at them all. It's just phenomenal bow watching. But this was interesting at the lighthouse because they used this new word I'd never heard of before to go. Oh, so they gave us these caruffs of mimosas, just massive jugs. Please explain what caruff means, rich. It's like your glass water things when you go to a restaurant, but it was full of mimosas. I like what is that?

52:26Pelodrenio, the green bottle, Belagrino. Yeah. Got it. It's all about jeera. And it's just too much. And so our host or waiter goes, hey, I can bring you guys to go ease. I mean, kind of a feminine word to go. Yeah. I've never really used to go. It kind of sounds sissy. And he was a phenomenal waiter, just killed it. But I think he was going on his break. And I don't think they want to be like, hey, I'm going on my break, guys. You got it. They didn't want to ruin the party. So I think he just disappears to his break. So another guy comes around a little bit broken English and he goes to go ease. And I'm like, oh my gosh, here's this term again, I'm like, yeah, yeah, for sure to Goies, but he never brought the to goies. So it's just like we're over two on the to goies. And I'm like, that's crazy that everybody uses this word. Then comes another waiter bragging to the table beside us. Oh yeah, I come here. I make a thousand dollars a day on the water, downtown or down on the boardwalk, another 500 a week. So I'm cleaning up every week. All right, okay, buddy, shut up. Like, here we go. We're making more into CEO. Here we go. But he's that kind of vibe.

53:27He goes, hey, you guys want some to goies? And I'm like, there's this word. Yeah, dude, can we get some to goies? Mark me down for two to go. And I'm like, not comfortable using this word. And so I've never used it before. I've said, Rody's, I've never said, hey, to go, you guys want to get some to goies? And so he goes, hey, two to goies. I'm like, yeah, yeah, for sure, get us a couple to goies. So he comes behind us to a table, takes their order, another table takes their order, bringing out food. He doesn't have the to goies. So we were all for three on to goies. So we sign our bills and we left half a carif, I'm a mosa each because they're so dang tall. And I'm like, I never got to experience to goies. So whatever, you never figured it out? No, it was just like this word that everybody used. And I'm like, dang, oh, maybe it's like, you're ready to goie. Like I just wanted to be like,

54:29Bayzer, me, her, boardwalking, just with these to goies and we just never got to experience that moment. Ah, that's unfortunate. But I gave the truckers, you guys use that at the truck stop flying, Jay. But that day then went to the wedge disgusting. It's the biggest waves because they come off the jetty, they like reflect off of it. You're talking 12, 8 foot, gnarly overhead. Guys are getting pipeline. Skin borders were rocking it. No surfers, it was all skim borders. They start from the shore or towards the jetty, it's a double wave and they come background. Oh, how did you do on the skim? Didn't do it. Why? I was talking, I mean, Costa Rica did different type of waves but when it was reflecting off the jetty, it was a little too gnarly for me. I would have gotten washed out. I'm not trying to get boarded like that. Got it. But watching it, and now if you guys watch the news, I mean, they're getting like 20 foot waves right now from the Hawaii hurricane. I don't know why he heard it. And it's washing out where we were at the wedge. No. Where did we get the wedge from? The bartender at the Nashville airport when she told us the five places to visit.

55:29Oh, in Newport. That was not gonna be my guess. I'm glad I didn't guess. She wrote it on an app again. I was gonna say the bartender at the first bar, Muffies, buts. Buts. But the Uber driver, then he's like, go to this cruiser's bar. We go there and Uber drivers, I hate you guys, care if I come in with you. What? I don't know if you have any friends. Uber driver rolls in with us to cruisers. How's the drink? Bays are gist of this number, and he takes a picture with us. Bays are the woman of numbers, dude. So she's texting a random Uber driver, random lady at the airport. He's mad. You probably got the luggage guys number if we need help with luggage ever again. Or if you need furniture moving your house, she's gonna call him, hey man, can you come move my couch because my husband is sure can't. And so dude, wedged it. And then what would it, what did we do? Oh, then we did, there's like a Ferris wheel went and saw some sea lions. Oh, did you do the big Ferris wheel on the boardwalk? It's bits, we were the only people on it.

56:30Ah, it's so it's like, maybe it, I think the one you're talking about is like Venice Beach. Oh, this is like Newport. My bad. That may be on me. And we got to another spot there, it was like called Newport Landing. If you all want to check it out, the macaroni and cheese and lobster was insane. And that was it. That was closure time because we went to bed. We had Vegas the next day. Julie for Vegas, it's like 8 a.m. Pretty much. Oh, Baser passed out, went back, Baser passes out. Oh, as we're going to the sea lion tour, we gotta take a break. Yeah, we'll take a break. Oh, we'll take a break, we'll be right back. Hey everyone, it's the Jonas Brothers with the Hey Jonas podcast. We've been catching up with some great friends, Paul Rod, Michael Boulets, Seth Meyers, Nile Horan, Jake Shane, and making some new friends while getting into what's really like to have sisters, like Alex and Ashton Earl. She likes to control everyone and tell everyone to do it. Okay, well control is a harsh word. I would say that's a harsh word. I am more outspoken, growing up a lot of the times

57:30because she was so quiet. I would speak for like the both of us. Now I'm working on like thinking a mom and just really needed it and thinking before I speak. And Joey King. You know if your like mom is yelling at your sibling and even if you're annoyed with your sibling, you just like won't let that slide. It's like, you only, you can yell at your sibling. I'm like, you can't do that here. That is not what I'm talking about. Like that's what I do about it. Plus we've been taking your calls, listening to your voice mail and giving advice or at least trying to. So if you've got catching up to do now's the perfect time. Listen to Hey Jonas on the I Heart Radio app Apple podcast or wherever you get your podcasts. Hi, this is highly breakman, Angel Jaretana. Jeremy Colhane, Patrick McDonald. And we're the hosts of the artists on artists on artists on artists podcast. The improvised character comedy podcast for each week, a new panel of artists discuss their craft. Join us for a panel of wellness influencers. What I try to do is foe journal. I don't know, I think I sort of foe journaling. Yeah, it's reading.

58:31It's called reading. So you're so we don't like to use that word anymore. OK, a panel of New Yorker cartoonists. Have you guys done Terry Gross's Peloton class? No! I've been dying too. I'm so sorry. I'm seeing a reading of Sadako in the Thousand Paper Cranes by Audrey McDonald at the Wonderland Bookstore 14. That's crazy. I went to the Wonderland Bookstore yesterday. And I heard Nora Jones do a reading of Zero Dark Thirty. No way. I'm going to have to come to the last bookstore, though. Kim Kertroll is reading the guitar tabs of yesterday. A panel of Eurovision participants. And we do a little Halloween sometimes. Does the Pope dress up? He winks on a lowly. He gets right up next to the microphone. I hear you get the elbows here. The eyelashes hit each other. You never seen Italy so quiet as when the Pope gets up to wink on Halloween. Listen to artists on artists on artists on artists on the I heard radio app Apple podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts. Self-care September is here, which means it's time to rethink what self-care actually

59:32means. Yes, self-care can be a long walk. It can be in everything shower. It can be putting your phone on Do Not Disturb. But sometimes it's actually about sitting with the uncomfortable stuff. And understanding your patterns, your boundaries. Only figuring out why you keep doing things that you swore you would never do again. I'm Gemma Speg, the host of the Psychology of Your 20s podcast. And each week we unpack the psychology behind the experiences that shape your 20s. From relationships and friendships to money, anxiety, confidence, attachment, just becoming more comfortable with who you are. Unlike the quarter-life crisis which is depicted as the collapse, the quarter-life reinvention is the expansion and growth of something. And we develop the ability to be happy by ourselves. Nobody else can take that from you. So this self-care September, don't just take care of yourself. Get to know yourself as well. Listen to the psychology of your 20s on the I Heart Radio app, Apple podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts. You know the feeling. You make a pick in your fantasy draft in the entire room groans because they wanted that

1:00:35player. Or you grab a small school rookie off waivers and you start him right before he goes off in prime time. There's no better feeling than crushing your fantasy football league. I'm JJ Zacharyson, host of the Late Round Fantasy Football Podcast. Before your draft, our players to target and players to avoid episodes tell you exactly who to circle and who to cross off. We've got data-driven analysis, historical trends and the strategies that separate winners from the rest. And your dominance doesn't stop with the draft. All season long, we have our 15 transactions, 10 trends, sleepers and the mail back. Data-driven, quick hitting episodes to help bring home that league trophy. Listen to the Late Round Fantasy Football Podcast on the I Heart Radio app, Apple Podcast or wherever you get your podcasts. See, that's my biggest fear for getting something. So as we're doing the sea lion tour, the guy goes, hey, there's no alcohol on board. You guys look like you've been having yourselves a good time.

1:01:35Some Tagoui's, he didn't say it. I was like, no, no, if there's Tagoui's the new word that I never knew he. But I'm like, he's like, hey, but you can go to the liquor store and get him. And he's like, but you only have five minutes. And so, dude, I hope it to this liquor store and I'm on the phone with Bayes and I'm like, hey, they got tall boys. You want a nooner? There's bachelor parties in the liquor store. They're all die laughing because I'm talking loud as balls. Like, guys, amazing race. I only got five minutes. The literally the sea lion tour is leaving. And Bayes is like, hey, and she sounds like a Southern girl. And she's like, well, make sure you get a couple shooters. And I'm like, okay, they got fireballs. They say, yes, get me two fireball shooters. And I'm like, all right, I got the nooners. And they'd never heard nooners. They're like, what? What is this nooners? I'm like, everybody calls it nooners. And then what is, we're exchanging nicknames. None of us had used the same nicknames for stuff. Wow. And so, boom, I check out and I'm running and I've been, I can post all these videos and make a thing of it and put it on our Instagram. So are losers. I'm running and I make it to the sea lion as the boats point off. He held the boat.

1:02:36All these families, all these tourists and families. And then you guys. And I get on with a brown paper set with shooters falling out of it. They held the boat for an alcoholic top on. How was the sea lions, man? That it was that. The coolest thing was the, we were able to tell me that isn't a fake message. We were able to see the owners house. It's all these rich people that live there. And so either the guy was totally pulling our leg or really was the house of the Utah Jazz owner. Oh, yeah. It was pretty disgusting. Oh, yeah. It says, his boat says past gas. I was hoping to say Utah Jazz. Apparently, that's Utah Jazz is house. That's legit, man. So he would point him out and then that's his vacay home. It was really another, no other notable ones that were like that. Yeah, the sea lions freaking crazy. They just like sleep out on like a little past the jetty on one of the booze. Yeah, they're kind of like, I don't know.

1:03:37They're like cats kind of like paring. Did you get to pet him? No, we could only get semi close. And I was like yelling at him and Bayesers yelling at me, you know, seeing dolphins? No dolphins. There was a separate tour. You could do the dolphins. But I mean, talk about great dates. These, we're on whatever a paid sea lion thing. There's yachts. Then there's dudes on the free canoes with their chicks and they got little shooters in the canoes. Oh, and they're just going out. They're just going out, dude. Going to town on the open water. That's romance, man. But then we hit him with a little wave. Boy's trying to get his Mac on. You know, this chicken, the canoe paddleboard and he's like, oh, he's trying to neck. And so then dude, it was back to bed. We had to get back to bed for Vegas. These are went to bed. I stayed up another three hours. What? Through some shorts on sandals went to the hotel bar. It was the night Joker lost US Open Tense and they know he lost these two finance guys.

1:04:42Talk to them for hours about finance. Didn't learn a thing, but me and them put down dozens of espresso combined and high noons. And I mean, they couldn't believe I was 40. They were in suits. I was literally in flip-flops shorts and a cutoff and they were at a conference. It was a conference guys. This is a conference guys and I was holding a conversation with them. And you know what? That feels good. They're like, man, there's hope for us. We're 40. We're still going to be having fun. The next day, I were about to head to the airport. I'm like, I can't see those guys. I mean, there's no telling what I talked to about for three hours. So we're in the lobby and I'm hiding under a pillow. I can't see those guys again. I just put in shades on hats down low. Hood is over your head. Oh my gosh. Slurping out, sneaking out of the hotel.

1:05:42And we're off to Vegas. Man, I can't wait to hear about Vegas. I'm Friday. We're off to Vegas. Friday, we'll talk Vegas. And I mean, I know guys football is back. And we're supposed to talk about football. It starts tonight. I get it. I understand that. Friday, we will tell you who's going to win the Super Bowl. We're going to have our predictions. We're going to have all that on Friday. But we had to give some vacay stuff. But I will say that I'm on vacay, right? And it was what night was it? God, it had to be Saturday night, I guess. First night. And I get a call. And it's batter's box. He's like, did you just see that? Did you just see that? Did I do Ben Joker? And I'm like, see what? It goes. The ending of the Michigan game. Oh, that was a following Saturday. And I said, no, didn't see it. He goes, what do you mean you didn't see it? I'm like, hey, man, I'm on vacation in St. Louis.

1:06:45We literally just walked in the hotel room. On Saturday, I don't know exactly what we did. It was, oh, that's when we went to the Illusionist Museum. That was amazing. It was so freaking fun, dude. It was like so trippy. What they could do to mentally mess with your head with just a picture. And there's some smart people in this world. Okay, I'm just gonna tell you that. Oh, this house is crooked. And it's really not crooked. It's just the way they put the wood. And it's like your mind sees it as crooked. Fascinating stuff. So fun. Kids out of blast. It's like, it was great. Anyway, he's like, oh my God. And he goes over it step by step about them versus Western Michigan, right? And I'm like, what's one second left? I'm like, wow, man, that's pretty crazy. He goes, he goes, it is the first week in a college football. And I am already pissed off about you not watching sports.

1:07:46You could have probably watched that game back at the hotel. No, no, we had just walked in. Guess what game would not be on my radar to watch? It was on mine from half time on. Okay, great. I wasn't looking at the score because I assumed Michigan was, I didn't even know they were playing Western Michigan. 40, or it was, I guess that was Arkansas that was 40 point favorites. Michigan was 30 or four, it was significant. Four touchdown favorites. Right. Wasn't on my radar. So I wasn't gonna watch it. There wasn't that games that got my excitement. I wasn't, when I'm on vacation, I'm not gonna sit down to watch a football game. I'm there to enjoy the city that I've never been to and explored. But at half time when Western is either winning or very close, that needs to be on your radar. Well, he could have texted me at half time and said, hey, close game Michigan, but he didn't say nothing, didn't say a damn thing. Because you know what he thought? Probably, oh, second half Michigan will pull away. So no, I wasn't watching. He was like, the fact that it's the first week

1:08:48in a college football and you're not watching, it's just, it's mind blowing. It's mind blowing to me. I said, I understand it's mind blowing, but I got things to do, man. Nothing was like watching it live. I saw the whole dang thing live. I love sports center, but it was awesome live. He was like, I just can't believe it. He goes, you don't even watch football anymore. I'm like, it's week one, man. Calm down. It's like week one of college where nobody is playing anybody. Let's relax on, I never watch it. I'll watch Ohio State Texas this weekend. I hope that's a big one. That's a big one. But yes, I didn't see any college football. The NFL stars tonight, I will, we'll tell you who's gonna win the Super Bowl on Friday. Yes, there'll be a two games or whatever that have been played by then, but that doesn't matter. That doesn't change who the Super Bowl champ will be, who they're gonna play. We'll tell you who's gonna make the playoffs. We'll have more vacation stories. I mean, we are action packed. Yeah, Vegas sadly is gonna trump Newport. I mean, we knew it was gonna happen, but Vegas

1:09:50is gonna just pull its pants down and show the world why it's lost Vegas. Okay. And I got so much for you to note, for when you go to Vegas in a week. Wow, okay, man, I'm, I have got the exact machines. Really? Dude, I'm telling you, back in the day, this is crazy. You never believe that a certain machine is gonna hit every time, right? Never. And I am telling you, the lady that lived next door to my grandparents, she literally told me one time, I was like, I'm going to Vegas, stay in the Cosmo blah, blah, blah, she was listening. If you ever need money, if you're down, you're losing. There's a machine at the ARIA that will pay out every time you play it. I'm like, yeah, right. She drew me a diagram of where this damn machine was.

1:10:51And I'm at the Cosmo with my wife, my roommate from college, drove in from a desert Palm, California. It was a Marine Palm Desert, whatever the heck it's called. Palm Springs, one of those. And he drove in and we're losing and losing and losing. And I said, dude, you guys want to go next door to ARIA? I got a machine. And I pulled out this diagram. And we took the right and right there by the players desk or whatever players club, there's the machine. And I was like, guys, this is it. I'm gonna put $100 in there. And I looked at John and I said, you want to split it for me with me? And he said, yeah. I said, all right, I gotta put it, go, wait, wait, wait, wait, I don't know if I can split it with you. I don't think this isn't gonna work. And I was like, all right, you know, say, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I'm gonna split it with you, 50, 50. It's like, all right. So we put it in. I mean, like three spins, we won $675.

1:11:53Shoo! Yes! And then they remodeled and they moved some machines around. Now I don't know where that machine is. And my grandparents unfortunately are no longer here. So I can't talk to the neighbor if she still goes to Vegas and finds a machine. So I don't even know her name. Grandpa, before you go, I have one question. What's your neighbor's name? Oh, man, we're back, guys. Enjoy football tonight. Batters box is already depressed. Yeah, he's worried about the Niners. He's worried about how the Rams are gonna be stopped. They're gonna be so unbelievable. They're gonna be the greatest team to ever play football. That's what everybody says. According to Vegas. Yeah. You guys have a great Wednesday. I got a soccer in 930. Whew. Give me a late one. See you Friday. Aaaaaah! Man, I hope you and Justin survived, dude. I really do. What's bad? Ah, man. Good times, man.

1:12:54Good freaking times. I can't believe football starts at night. Yeah, those new sports spots, guys. It's mud linches and then stag bar and then... Lighthouse. Lighthouse and then Newport Landing for the Mac and Cheese with Lobster. Ah, and if you're in St. Louis, the City Museum, even if you're not a kid, absolutely most phenomenal place on this planet. Unbelievable. Unfreaking, so much freaking fun. And if you wanna go to the bar that's the number one, apparently NFL bar with TVs everywhere, it's called Cruisers. That's where we went with our Uber driver. Really good guy. Yeah. And then if you're gonna go to the arch, don't joke, you're going to a baseball game, they don't appreciate that in St. Louis. But the arch is cool. The arch is cool. You could have made a McDonald's joke. Got it. Love a big Mac with fries. Dude, that had been great. Isn't this thing supposed to be golden?

1:13:54How's it going? Lunchbox. Can I tell you a funny story, though? So we get back in the town. We gotta pick up the dog. And we go to pick up the dog and there's this place that has a little arch. I don't even know what it is, but it's in the shopping center and it had a little arch that was holding up their sign. And my six-year-old goes, oh, there's the arch. And he goes, it's not as big as I remember it. Oh. Oh. So he just thinks every city has an arch. But dude, it was such comedic perfection for a six-year-old to look at and go. It's not as big as I remember it. I mean, just that is so solid. Yeah. And I was like, this dude gets humor. Maybe in a year you'll learn to ask, where's the baseball game? Look. But I did when I got off the little tram. I was like, man, I can't believe that broke down for an hour. Hahaha. People are diving out of it.

1:14:56Dude, people waiting in line do not smile, don't laugh. If my wife's like, I told you not to do that. I told you not to do that. So many people second guess that. Can't believe we were up there for an hour, man. That's crazy. What were you idiots doing at the concert when we were walking through it? Oh, I say, whatever, whatever. Oh, yeah. Can't believe they're sick, man. Can't believe they had a cancel. Or I can't believe they got learned, Jidus and can't sing. All that. Because we were downstage or something, like let's say CMA Awards or it was maybe a concert and we just went for one artist. And we said, we're leaving out the entrance and you guys would say whatever the main artist was, man, can't believe they can't speak that there's a villain artist. And people are like, what? Everybody believes it. It's like, it's like we're in Vegas with time. We're leaving the, leaving breakfast, right? And there's a big, old long line, long line of people. And I walk out and I'm like, gosh, I can't believe they ran out of eggs. At least two women go. What? I got, I'm just messing with you guys.

1:15:56It's hilarious. It works every time. Dude, it's the most fun you can have with people. You always screw with people when you're leaving and they're waiting in line. Oh, it's the best. It's so fun. Eggs slut. Oh, that place is good, dude. That'll be part of my stories. Oh, man. Well, I had, I mean, I, yeah, I'll tell you about my minor. But we did go on the big wheel in St. Louis. You know, like they have in Vegas, the big, I don't think it was running. Well, I didn't see that thing spend once. Well, the thing about St. Louis is they didn't have a very big skyline. So it really, it wasn't that majestic. But the kids really, and they need to clean the windows on it. It was all dirty. It was hard to see out of them. Same with the Vegas one. If you don't go at night, yeah, we did ours at night. The convention. It was cool at night. Yeah. I got a sneeze. Ha! I got a sneeze. Ha! All right. I got a sneeze one more time. Ha!

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