STEVE HARVEY ROYALE

We interrupt this program previously critics had brailed against the duo as crude, dumb, ugly,

portless, sexist, self-destructive, and foolish.

They are not part of a legitimate business world.

What they do is they celebrate under achievement.

And all kinder, I would tell you it's outrageous still, and if I could find some way constitutionally

to do away with it, I would.

Beautiful day yesterday coming off of that man.

Right.

What the hell got out and about?

Took Fred for a walk.

What a day.

Sun was shining, windows were open.

Yep.

The news is saying like a rain, like rain later today.

Hopefully that's just random.

Yeah.

Hopefully it's not real rain is what I'm saying.

Yeah, because that's, I mean, it's early.

So he's like, oh, what a bummer.

Not fair.

But still, what a bummer.

Not fair.

You give us a couple days.

No, because tomorrow is supposed to be right.

Isn't that like warm?

The bottom.

And then that cold front comes through and the storms hit and all that.

It's that Wednesday is going to be that day where it might stop raining for a bit.

And it'll be like 70, whatever, three or something.

And you'll be like, oh, yes.

And you'll forget to close your windows.

And about 839 o'clock, it'll be like 40.

Yep.

You'll feel that wind in the east.

Yeah, probably.

Now you'll feel the cold front come through the model for sure.

Balls.

Showgirl Jen on the tax side.

Happy Mario Day.

It is Mario Day March 10th.

Look at March 10th.

Mario.

Is that not equating in your brain?

No.

It's Mario Day March 10th.

Hold on.

Let me write it out.

That doesn't make sense.

What do you mean, March 10th?

No, March.

M-A-R 10th.

Mario Day.

Oh, I'm writing out March.

Oh, yeah.

You can't put the C-H.

You can't put the C-H.

No, no, nerds.

That one might be a scratch.

I was going to know when I have so many Mario.

I know.

It's Mario Day up.

Oh.

Mm-hmm.

Oh.

The Sunday is 315 day.

We'll be giving away five finger death punch tickets all day long.

Be listening to K-Rock.

You know what I'm saying?

You know what I'm saying?

Knuckle sandwiches for the Latia.

Huh?

See that?

See that?

I did this to myself, Cody.

I taxed my life yesterday.

Okay.

It's been a stressful several months for your boy.

And I just stupidly said to her yesterday.

I hope this is an uneventful week, Cody.

All of a sudden.

And I put that in the universe.

And I go off to my teeth cleaning yesterday.

And the lady goes, hey, tooth is cracked.

They're going to need to get a crown.

Mm.

So I cursed myself by saying I hope it's an uneventful week.

And now I got to go get a fricking crown on my tooth today.

Because my tooth broke.

Yeah.

Well, the first appointment they had,

because I'm afraid to chew anything right now.

She said it's...

Is it hurt?

No.

I didn't even know it was cracked.

Oh, jeez.

She was like, yeah, this is kind of cracked in like a plus sign.

So if it goes, it might be like a root canal.

So be careful.

All right.

Get me in.

All right.

Put the fricking crown on.

Frick.

So I got to do that today.

I'm nervous.

I've never had a crown before.

I don't know how that works.

Honestly, it's just a little thing that you put on that you put on

that you don't even feel.

She said they're going to numb my cheek like a filling.

Yeah.

And then they like make a little ledge on your tooth.

And then they put a crown on it.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I don't know.

That's nothing.

I don't like going to the dentist.

I want so much as a kid with braces and stuff.

I don't like going anymore.

Oh, I get it.

It's a severe phobia.

For you?

Yeah.

Why could you had to go so much?

Of how every experience was terrible.

I had a crooked dentist as a kid forever.

We didn't know until later it was charging.

It was just buddies with my dad.

It was charging insurance stuff.

It's free and just new again.

He was a dentist, too.

But it was, you know, they were just, they just piled around.

And I don't think the douchebag ever did anything.

And then the wisdom teeth things were the worst.

Why would I ever have that?

They were, they were just awful.

Like the one was so bad, like we went back to like,

sue them basically.

Oh, man.

And they were gone.

Yeah.

Like it was, they were gone.

Yeah.

It was like they weren't in there.

They ain't any more.

And the other ones just didn't listen.

I was like, I'm traumatized.

I can't.

You can't.

Like you have to knock me out.

Yeah.

And they didn't.

They just like, like, yep.

You'll be up.

That's yeah.

We woke up.

And I was awake the whole time.

So you had a lot of bad dental experience.

I'm like, I can't.

Yeah.

I can feel everything you're doing.

You're like, no, you're fine.

You can't.

You're just saying that.

It was the weirdest.

Yeah.

Oh, sorry, bud.

Oh.

Yeah.

I got to go.

Yeah.

I got to go back for a temporary crown today.

And then they'll put the real one on.

And that comes in, I guess.

Those are fine.

Yeah.

You're good.

It takes a long time.

I'm in the chair for hours.

Oh, really?

Yes.

I don't want to do that.

So I'm just telling them to knock you out.

They can't just knock you out.

You got to have like, that's for like dental surgery.

This is just like a filling thing.

Knock you out.

They can put that big thing in your mouth like this.

That, you know, there's things from that game that kid that they play.

Uh, and I don't like hands in mouth anyways.

I don't like that stuff.

No, you don't.

Yeah.

Sister says I was gassed and remember everything about getting my wisdom teeth removed.

No, thank you.

Yeah.

Oddly enough, my wisdom teeth came in straight.

I still have my wisdom teeth.

They came in normal.

So I never had to have them removed.

Noise.

Knock on wood.

So I got that to do today.

Anyways, but we're here for a good time.

All right.

Not a long time.

It's not open up code is a dental drama.

And that was all it.

I'll get through.

I'll get through it today.

Uh, it is a Tuesday.

We'll get near high strangers.

Today's just a silly one.

Like today, the crypt that I'd never heard of.

And the way people have been trying to find this cryptid are so stupid.

So we might laugh at this high strangers.

And it is strange.

Okay.

It is strange, but it's it's it's high strangeness.

It's not supposed to be the most.

This is the realist thing Josh could find.

No, it was a cryptid I'd never heard of before.

And I was like, what is this?

So I started doing my research.

It's supposed to be silly fun.

Like things to either watch or you're high or not.

Yeah, there really a lot of that.

Yeah.

And there's like a story of a bunch of scientists that were just like

tried thumping on the ground really loud.

But they're like, you think that scares it?

It's a whole thing, dude.

She opened the door.

We always scare in the cryptid.

The first ever K-Rock fantasy baseball league is happening.

Team Coco.

Team Con.

And if you want to play fantasy baseball, hit up the K-Rock

Tech sign 315-364-109.

Cody or Con, I'll text you back.

Get your info.

Tell you where to meet up.

Yep.

And again, any businesses that want any part of it or you want to supply

something for the monthly win winners or top top points or

something for the end, whatever.

Just think about this.

It's, we're going to be talking about it from 160.

All summer long.

All summer long.

Between the K-Rock signings.

Yes.

Ah!

Love fantasy baseball and chicks.

If you don't roll with rock, you can radio edit.

Radio edit.

Paint the town.

Oh!

Red paint his wife.

Oh!

Radio edit is so stupid.

Ah, yeah, if you want to play.

That's great.

That's a text line.

But if you want to advertise on it, you want to be a part of it.

Because it's, I mean, think about summer.

What's going on?

Coco and I are just taking the reins on our own lives here.

And if you want to advertise on this show, you text us 315-364-109.

You can evolve.

Walking billboards.

We're right here.

Go.

Cover us in your logos.

Al-Alsa's white.

Oh!

Very nice.

Imagine how well your logo would stand out.

We'll get her a little vest.

Get her a little vest like a...

What is it?

Instead of emotional support dog and a safe financial support dog.

Right.

Just a bunch of animal things.

But financials, she needs to make her own way.

Nope.

So she has been fully sponsored.

Yeah, right.

Full sponsorable dog.

Happy national ranch day to those of you who celebrate.

I'm not trying to push my beliefs on any of you.

Okay, like Squirty Ranch, not like.

Howdy partner.

No.

The dressing.

Uh, as you know, I am a...

I'm a practicing member of the Church of Ranch.

Yeah.

I love my ranch.

Yep.

And we have multiple ranches in my house right now.

That's where I do dabble in a condiment.

Kind of embarrassment.

Yeah, you gotta...

You gotta, like, the big thing of ranch, right?

I got the big hidden valley.

Here's the thing, though, hidden valley.

Relax.

Like, it's expensive to get a ranch now.

Oh, is it?

So we've got the big thing of it?

Well, kind.

No, no, like, uh, classic ranch.

Okay.

And then we got a squeezy bottle of ranch.

Same.

Regular.

Same hidden valley with the squeezy bottle.

Okay.

And then we got a jar of fancy ranch.

I don't know where it came from.

A jar?

Yeah, and I just used that from my baby carrots.

Wow.

I don't know.

I don't know where it came from.

I don't know how it got in the house,

but that's my...

It's the fancy ranch.

Any condiment in a jar is a fancy one.

Probably gifted at some point or somebody brought it over.

So that's...

That's gonna be just my fancy, uh, carrot, dip and ranch

or other vegetable dip and ranch.

I like that.

I get to get a couple, uh, those little, uh, those little cups.

I was thinking about this the other day.

Yeah, I shouldn't get a couple of those,

because when I'm walking around in the summer

with my, just, like, produce, stand, vegetables

and stuff like that.

Yes.

How great would that be if I had, you know,

a little, just a little dip and a couple of ranch

to bust out with my walk around cucumbers or something?

Or just put in like a little zip lock bag

so you can then reseal it, put it in your pocket.

Ooh.

Oh, good idea.

Mm-hmm.

Americans were recently surveyed on their favorite condiments.

They were giving 20 condiments to rank.

And ranch made toward the top of the list.

Just below.

Really?

Catch up number one.

Catch up is number one.

Catch up number one.

That's a condiment.

That's where I don't know if peanut butter is a condiment.

Yeah.

No, it can't just be savory condiments, I guess, right?

Because, like, maple syrup.

Right, is it a condiment?

All right.

Uh, but is maple syrup a condiment?

Oh.

Yes?

I guess we need to define what a condiment even is.

That's what I mean.

Because, uh, there's...

A condiment is anything that goes on after the facts.

Right.

Like, it's like a fixing.

It's a fixing that adds a little bit to it.

Right.

So in that argument, I've made some waffles.

Yeah, breakfast condiment.

Here's a breakfast condiment.

Maple syrup.

I can...

I can see that argument being made.

Because if you can put it on, if it's ever found,

look, it's to solidify a condiment.

It helps.

If it's ever been on a table at a diner.

Oh.

Condiment.

That's a good...

That's a good justification, yeah?

Right.

Sister says peanut butter is a spread.

Mitch says not a condiment.

I'll let you guys argue that.

I'll let you guys argue that.

I'll let you guys argue that.

I'll let you guys argue that.

In the comments.

30% of people say they love ranch.

Uh, well, 7% dislike or hate it.

I'll hate it.

No.

No.

I'm...

Okay.

I don't...

16% of people say that they carry their own ranch.

Yeah.

Whether they're going to a restaurant or to someone's house,

they have it in their purse bag or backpack.

I gotta say.

I got a lot of problems, but I would imagine...

Can't eat in a backpack.

Can't eat in a backpack.

Carrying ranch in my backpack would be a little embarrassing.

I mean, I just said I was gonna...

I know.

I mean, I can see...

Like, if you...

You like a specific ranch?

I guess so.

No, yeah.

They do taste different.

Oh, no.

I was gonna say you like chicken wings.

A hell of a lot.

Mm-hmm.

And you know you're going to a place that doesn't eat...

Like, they're blue cheese, you don't like.

I can think of a place that has blue cheese that I don't like.

Okay.

And I would want blue cheese with my chicken wings.

You brought your own blue cheese.

That's also...

Real crazy.

It is, and I don't think it's like...

Or up to food code.

I don't think you're allowed to bring your own food.

Your own sauce is into restaurants.

Well, and...

And the other one I could think of...

Um-hmm.

Allergies and such.

Oh, true that.

True that.

You know what I mean?

Ah, this is my salad dressing because I am...

This.

Carol on the text line says,

I also think maple syrup can be a drink.

Hmm.

I mean, if you could give it a little serving,

get all antsy and you're fancy.

If you can drink it, anything can be a drink.

Ranch can be a drink.

Well, cheese can be a drink.

Anything but a hell.

Yes.

Satellite wafers.

It's also known as UFO cockpit.

Yeah.

UFO candy.

Yeah.

Are entirely edible.

No, but rice paper shell.

No, it's not.

It's not.

I caught it.

I caught it.

Complaining because this is your mouth all the time again.

Yeah, they remember getting it from the...

Sat highlight.

It's...it's...

What?

It's a chameleon wafers with sprinkles.

What it says.

But it's like it's not.

It's...

Rice paper shell that dissolves quickly,

filled with small sugary beads,

originally created in the 1950s.

They're like communion style body of Christ, giving you...

Are you dissolving one?

I'll show it.

Yeah.

Why are you gonna dissolve one?

Body of Christ, giving you...

Now, this is the kind of communion I can get behind.

Because if you rip that open,

it's just sprinkles.

It's just sprinkles.

But it's also a rice paper.

I'm gonna put my mouth.

But it's not.

It's the weirdest.

Watching Cody's mom brought back

these satellite wafer candies.

Yeah, you know, because you're not putting in your mouth.

It's not true.

I know, but it's still.

It's still.

Because now look ready.

Body of Christ.

Go ahead.

Let me see it.

Plunk.

And it's gonna dissolve in there.

It just sits there.

It's just sitting there.

Why did she bring these back for you?

Because she...

No, she remembered it.

And...

Yeah, she's...

Just an old tiny candy.

She tried it yesterday.

And then I had to bring it in here.

She was like, yeah, make Josh try it.

Mm-hmm.

Because it's...

I've never heard of them.

I'd never heard of these before.

And it's the weirdest thing you've ever seen.

So...

I've seen them.

I've never tried them.

And that don't do it.

Do it in a couple days.

I'll make you try one.

Why in a couple days?

Because I don't want you to...

Well, you're...

Oh, yeah.

And I don't want you to do it.

Like tomorrow, just in case.

Because the sprinkles are from like the 50s.

I'm gonna open it.

Just to see if the sprinkles look...

Go ahead.

This thing to grossly dissolve so they'd fall out.

Ew.

Look it, look it, look it.

Oh, yeah.

Look at those little sprinkles in there.

Here we go.

Here we go.

What a crazy candy.

What a crazy invention.

How did they make these back in the day?

I don't know.

I don't know.

You don't know what we're talking about.

They're little wafer-looking candies.

They're called UFOs because they look like UFOs.

That's strange.

Just look at that sign.

Perfect.

And they're filled with these little balls sprinkles.

Just little cake sprinkles that are...

Cody refuses to believe the whole thing is edible.

It is.

It is.

Yes.

But, I mean, it's different.

Yeah.

Versions of edible.

Sat highlight.

Previous.

That's gonna be my new cannabis edible line.

It's, it's edible, but it's all old-timey candies.

Right?

That might not be a bad gimmick.

Like the wax.

Like do a bottle, wax bottle.

The, oh my god.

That really is a pretty good idea.

Dude.

Candy cigarettes, put their joints.

Yup.

And they actually get you high.

Oh, I was just swore.

That's like an action.

That's your mind.

Traymond, Traymond.

Traymond, Traymond.

That's what you do.

Oh my god.

Old-timey candies, but cannabis edibles.

I don't wanna make old-timey candies.

Like liquorice.

Like cannabis edibles.

Lickerish, whatever.

Mm-hmm.

Rock, candy, weed.

Well, I'm saying, man.

Somebody will steal this idea and then they'll be rich

and they'll never...

You just acknowledge your weaknesses.

You're just saying right now, though.

You're just...

I said it.

It's already said.

Because what other old-timey candy would I like?

I don't know.

As an edible.

We got to figure it out.

We got a little bag of...

A little raspberry suck candies.

What if...

What if my sucking candies were what broke my tooth?

Nah.

I've been so big into sucking candies these last couple of months.

What if that's what did it?

Nah.

Just because we're old.

Oh.

No, she said it's because I have those old silver fillings.

Yeah.

And I guess the temperature makes them kind of like swell

and move a little bit and they crack teeth, so.

Perfect for us.

I don't even think I could in good faith sell

Neko Wafers Bob and Chat.

But those are...

Even edible Neko Wafers.

I don't think I could make those into weed animals.

Circus peanuts.

Everything.

It would have to be the whole line of them.

Yeah.

All of them.

A little butter scotch candies, but they're weed.

I'm really going to cater to the plus 65 group of people

who want edible candies.

I'd love this if you had a cocktail.

Because what do we always say?

What?

I'm Cody.

I'm going to smoke weed.

Yeah.

You got me.

You already did.

You don't really need to talk to the newbies.

Yeah.

You got to get the people that are...

I don't think in time.

Group beer barrels.

Good one, Katie.

Damn it, I love it.

I want the little sucking candies, but we like that.

Yeah.

Yeah.

We can make this happen.

It's our idea.

That's how the audience has THC razzles, remember rambles?

Yeah.

Those would be good.

That's how these brands get their second wind.

You know what I mean?

It's like something like this.

Yeah.

Because like...

We got somebody good ideas.

Like how I showed on Cocoa Puffs Vlasic with the CBD.

Oh yeah.

Which means that they are also going to be soon.

They're dabbing.

They're dabbing.

And Dems is Pickles.

Teefer.

Not a bad idea.

The dots on the paper.

The little paper dots.

Yeah.

Look at all these ideas.

Sucking candy.

I love a good sucking candy.

What about...

Yeah.

Sucking candy.

I love a good sucking candy.

Sucking candy.

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Oh, I don't know what the youth are up to.

I don't know what the youth are up to.

But somebody said as a video, I guess Saturday night.

Oh, boy.

What was it exactly?

Well, I think these ladies were just out having a good time.

Dressing like Steve Harvey.

There was no reasoning behind it.

They just...

Was it like a sorority?

No, it was probably just like a bunch of friends who were like,

Hey, we should do like a dress like Steve Harvey night.

Or I don't know.

And then they said...

I don't do things.

So I don't know what people do when they decide to do things.

You're not up to date on the Steve Harvey cosplay scene.

Was that a Steve Harvey day or something?

Was it?

Survey says...

No, there was a bunch of like...

I'm guessing college age women dress like Steve Harvey.

They got bald caps on.

They're wearing suit jackets and suits.

They got his mustache.

March 3rd.

Is Steve Harvey day?

Yeah, it was Steve Harvey day.

A week ago.

So they're out.

I guess at the bars.

He...

Where in Syracuse was it?

It looks like it's just over the...

Like where the parking garage is.

Right?

It looks like...

All right, so good old-iron rescuer.

Maybe I'm guessing I can't really tell because I'm not getting a big enough zoom out.

With.

Maybe it was up in the university right now.

It looks like armory.

What is that sign?

I can't play it because there's a lot of swearing.

If I'm in the cops around that, I'm not...

I'm not even going to break that up.

I'm just going to watch a bunch of Steve Harvey's fight.

It was.

It was six women dressed as Steve Harvey fighting some guy.

I don't know what happened.

I don't know.

I don't know why they were mad at each other.

Yeah, but.

Then I'd come in right before the guy takes a swing in Tasem.

I'd be like,

Ah, right.

Right enough with the Steve Harvey.

Yeah.

Both puns.

Yep.

All right.

Because yeah, the guy was probably all confused.

He was like, I'm not there all y'all.

And you can't hit a girl.

And he's like, I'm not.

I'm hitting Steve Harvey.

I'm not.

You can't even imagine.

You're probably pretty rattled to be surrounded by six Steve Harvey's.

You know.

You're pretty decent Steve Harvey's.

Multiple Harvey's.

Well, good morning.

This is Kara Kappy Tuesday.

What was I going to say?

Oh, we got weights and fish again, Cody.

Uh oh.

We got weights and fish.

I can go fishing now, right?

I don't think so.

I don't know how that works.

Don't cause of the ice is not a stable.

But I don't know how it works with.

Just a short fishing.

Can I go fit?

Are there fishing seasons?

I guess I don't know that.

I'm pretty sure that there are as far as like.

Like you can't just go grab bass on every one right fishing.

Why can't I just go fishing?

Yeah, I don't know.

They're all saying I can go fishing.

I'm going to go fishing.

All right, go fishing.

This is a bass tournament.

Uh, not around here.

It was down in Texas.

So different.

Stream fishing starts April 1st.

All right.

Does anybody have access to a lake and would like to do fishing tournament?

Yeah.

We want to do a fishing tournament.

We think this year.

Nobody knows.

If anybody wants to help us put that together, let me know.

We are chewing on that idea.

An angler was arrested during a bass tournament.

And you're probably thinking arrested.

I guess because technically the prize was over $10,000.

So by cheating, it was theft or whatever.

So he was arrested.

Anyways.

Yeah, because it was such a big prize.

10,000.

Oh, okay.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I was looking at third degree felony.

Curtis Lee Daniels was caught with multiple weights and fish.

Tired to start as you pull weights and feel.

Man, it got.

Damn times.

I tell you about cheating and then tournament.

I mean, why do people think they can get away with this?

I don't understand it.

Because it's so insane that nobody would do it.

Like, cut open a bass or stuff a weight down its mouth.

Yeah.

Um, let me see if I can see the weights.

Yeah.

Really?

Yeah.

Look at them.

Like, this is the, this is the fish.

And there's the weights he had in it.

Ew.

Yeah, that's like guts and stuff.

What is it?

Blatter or something.

I don't know.

No, the fish.

That's a bass tournament.

So that's a bass or some kind.

Small mouth.

It looks like.

And he was arrested during the fishing tournament.

Yeah, he can't do that.

Because the tournament was offering a cash prize of $10,000 or more,

it's a felony third degree.

Like, how much?

Like, those, you have those little weights?

Yeah.

That's good.

Those weigh.

Enough to tip the scales.

I guess.

Yes.

He's probably trying to be subtle about it.

And then what do you do?

How do you do that?

What do you just like?

I think you just stuff them down there.

Is it?

Well, it's only, like, it vows on her pills.

You've just put them down there.

You just open their mouth and then you just launch it down their throat.

Yeah.

Not to be morbid, but I would imagine it's similar to how you like pack your cones.

That's a lie.

You put the meat on the top and then you take a stick and just kind of stuff it down in there

maybe.

Yeah.

I don't know.

No, this is not a new issue, Doc.

Give you a little bit.

Put weight and fish for a long, long time.

This is just our newest version of it.

But now, because everybody, you know, those are all the different ways, people think they

can get away with it.

So it's becoming more out there with all of the internets and such.

But man, because you imagine back in the day before the internets, you did that.

You probably just guys shoot and kill.

Yeah.

I don't know.

I don't know when a tournament with a $10,000 first, feel like they're pretty pissed off by

that.

Yeah.

No.

That music means it's time for some high strangeness.

The unexplained, the unsolved, mysterious, paranormal, we've had a lot of ghosts in here lately.

Oh, yeah.

A lot of ghost activity.

Yep.

Check it right before just to see you.

See if there's any ghost in here right now who want to take part in high strangeness.

And it's up and running.

It usually finds like the, by the way, that one I got yesterday, tastes like petrines, the

strings.

Really?

But it tastes like petrines.

So they've got the turp, saw, locked and loaded.

Yeah.

That's pretty cool.

It was only 20 bucks and it was a lot and it's good.

Yeah.

That's all I'll say.

The flavor profile is correct.

Any ghost joining us?

There's a ghost in the studio.

Let's see his Diane want to get more water for her gallbladder disease because that was

weird as hell yesterday.

Yesterday we had a ghost drinking out of his cup.

Yep.

Because Diane had gallbladder disease.

Yep.

But no, nothing's popping up right now.

So.

Well, they probably stinks in here.

So they probably don't want to.

Well, I don't want to be here right now.

No, that would lure them in.

It smells like death.

Oh, they're like, oh, this is where I supposed to be.

Oh, there's rotting corpse in here.

So that must be where I am supposed to be.

Well, as we'll go and find this rotting corpse that's somewhere around in this room that

we very obviously are with it.

Cody.

Yes.

Today's high strangeness.

I think it's going to make us laugh.

Okay, good.

Because it's going to be hard not to clown this thing.

All right, that's okay.

I'm talking about the Mongolian death worm.

Is it from 1972?

Because that's what that's just said.

Hold on.

Let me see.

Sad be awesome.

And no, I mean, it's from the 80s.

Ah, okay.

And we'll close it.

The Mongolian death worm.

Okay.

Now you know the movie Dune.

You know the movie tremors.

Yeah.

Is giant underground.

Beetlejuice.

Beetlejuice.

These giant underground worms.

Yeah.

They come from what is rumored to be this Mongolian death worm.

Which is stuck the caves in the goby desert.

Huh?

But that's where the story falls apart.

Because everybody's got their own version of this Mongolian death worm.

Some are like.

Are they big?

Some are like it's a foot long.

Some are like it's six feet long.

Some are like it kills you with acid.

Some are like it kills you with lightning bolts.

Oh, okay.

Well, maybe not the lightning bolts.

But acid though, because if it's a worm, it's got to be able to, uh, you know, when it goes

through all of the dirt and stuff, digest things.

So it might be able to squirt some acid.

In the 90s, Ivan Mackerel led small groups of companions into the goby desert to search for the worm.

And I do have audio play for you here from Brightside.

It's on it's a YouTube channel.

Uh, they developed something.

And I don't know if they'll, I don't know if they'll reference it in this video or not.

But they called it a thumper.

And it was a big motor driven device.

They put in the goby desert.

And they thought by just making it hit the ground really hard.

Oh, yeah, yeah.

Okay.

That will attract the Mongolian desert worm or whatever you call it.

Death worm.

Nothing showed up.

So then the next group of people were like, well, hold on.

Maybe that was scaring away.

That's the Mongolian death worm.

That's what I was going to say.

Because if any worm that you do that to, like if you're trying to catch big old earthworms or whatever,

night crawlers, you can't jump up and down next to them.

So another crew goes out and they said, we're not going to do the thumper thing.

We're going to be quiet.

Right.

But they talk to the locals and the locals say the Mongolian death worm comes out when it's the dampest.

See, that's what I was going to say.

That's like night crawlers.

You wait till after the rain.

Right.

And you go out the flashlight and you slowly creep.

So they filled up this valley with water.

I think they could lure the Mongolian death worm.

Nobody ever showed up.

Well, they probably drowned it.

And then fans of Armchair Expert will know this name.

David Ferrier of TV3 News went out in August of 2009.

He interviewed a bunch of locals who have claimed to have seen the Mongolian death worm.

Because it just ate a baby.

He didn't see it anywhere.

So nobody has any physical evidence of this Mongolian death worm.

But let's listen to this clip here.

And if we need to laugh at it, that is fine.

I won't be offended because it is a pretty silly concept as far as cryptids go.

I don't see anything funny about this.

Over the years, stories of the monster spread around the world.

In some of them, it's only one foot long.

In others, it's as large as a human.

It's white gray or scaling and brown.

It's like a bottle.

Or maybe fleshy and bright red.

Someone said it resembled a snake or maybe a caterpillar.

Or maybe it has wings and can fly.

And some believe it could be a supernatural evil being without a body.

You see what?

Wait, what?

It's a big, big range.

Without a ghost.

Exactly.

So it's a ghost?

It's either one foot or it's five foot or it's fleshy or it's...

Or it's a ghost.

Looks like a croissant or it's a paranormal ghost and it has nobody.

Do you see what I'm saying about the Mongolian death worm?

Uh, well, so what you're saying is...

It's a hard for me to chew on.

It's elusive AF.

Delusive is what you're saying.

So elusive no one has ever seen it but everybody says they've seen it but nobody has.

Well, if you see it, it gets your memories.

Maybe the stories are so different.

And the search operations are so fruitless because the creature doesn't even exist.

Or it could be one of many cryptids.

Those creatures like Bigfoot, Yeti, the Loch Ness Monster.

Their existence has yet to be proven.

In 1983, one scientist who was visiting the region heard that an old man had managed to catch the mysterious worm.

He also learned there was a nest nearby.

The scientist bravely approached the hole in the sand and put his hand inside.

A giant creature dragged him in and he was never seen again.

But again, this is just a story.

This is a guy in the 80s who said he saw a guy go up to a nest and put his arm in.

But it could also just be a giant hole in the desert and the guy fell into a cave.

And nobody bothered to look for him, they were just like,

Ah, he's gone.

It's like, am I seeing you leaning into a hole and you're gone?

Ah, the demon's gone.

Meanwhile, he's just in a cave being like,

Hello, everybody.

Someone helped me.

He actually found a tartar sand boa inside.

It's a chunky, burrowing, non-venomous snake that has small eyes and grey-brown scales.

He showed it to the locals to verify if it was the monster.

And supposedly, all of them said yes.

Most Mongolians who know about the worm still believe it's real.

Now, even though people call our supposed monster a worm,

it's just what it sounds like in the English translation.

Many Mongol cultures have used this word for centuries to refer to any animals they thought to be really dangerous.

Especially snakes, even non-venomous ones.

So, it doesn't have to be a literal worm after all.

Worms are soft and squishy,

but a creature living in the harsh goby desert needs to be tougher,

more like a snake or a type of lizard without legs.

Neither of these creatures can shoot electricity or spit acid like they say the death worm does.

We don't know.

But some snakes, like cobras, can spit venom that's dangerous for people.

So maybe somebody, you know, back in the day saw venomous snakes spit at somebody

and then like, that's already been acid over time.

Yeah, very well could be a cobra then.

If it were real, the creature would have a backbone

and explorers searching for it would likely find some bones or evidence left behind.

Did the child think they're not actually fossil remains all over the goby desert?

Scientists found representatives of over 80 dyno groups here over the last almost 100 years.

It all started with the world's first dinosaur agnests.

This discovery changed all the scientists knew about dinos.

It was the first proof they laid eggs.

In the following two years, the same expedition team,

under Earth, over 100 dinosaurs,

and took them to the American Museum of Natural History,

where you can still see them today.

Some of them were swimming around in the Cretaceous Sea

that used to be here about 71 million years ago.

They resembled modern birds.

The mystery of the mega worm is still unsolved,

but there used to be another mystery

scientists finally managed to explain.

Back in the 13th century, a famous traveler, Marco Polo,

not the guy from the swimming pool game,

crossed the goby desert.

Marco Polo!

He thought he could hear mysterious noises,

like the sounds of musical instruments such as drums.

He wrote about it in his book and believed he might be hearing the voices of restless spirits.

Scientists call these noises singing sands or booming sands.

See what I'm saying?

Unlike the squeaky sound you might hear when walking on a sandy beach,

these desert sounds are much louder,

like a musical instrument playing deep haunting notes.

Over the years, people came up with all kinds of ideas

about what caused the sounds, like underground water,

or winds making the sand vibrate.

Yes, much more likely.

Not all dunes can do this.

And scientists wanted to figure out why.

Sometimes the winds might cause a small avalanche on the side of a dune,

and then you can hear the magical sound start.

But this is rare.

So, to study it, scientists had to help the dune sing.

They climbed to the top of a dune and slipped down on their backs,

using their hands and feet to push sand down.

As the sand tumbled, the sound started softly and got louder.

They could even feel the vibrations with their hands.

So, they found out that for a dune to sing,

a few special things need to happen.

The greens of sand must be the right shape.

The dune has to be big,

and the sand must be very dry.

So, no singing after it rains.

Inside the dune, there's a hard layer of packed sand

that acts like a giant speaker.

This layer bounces the sound waves back and forth,

makes the noise louder and louder,

and creates a haunting melody that can fill the desert air.

So, a lot of people...

What?

The claim they've never...

How long?

When short of this.

Is the Mongolian death worm.

There's a lot of stories about it.

And a lot of the locals have seen the Mongolian death worm,

and sometimes it shoots bolts of electricity,

and sometimes it shoots acid.

Mongolian.

Yes, Mongolian death worm.

Mongolian death worm.

That's what they didn't bring.

Did it bring the Mongolian death worm?

That's what they need.

They've...

I could not find any evidence.

Like, at least with big foot and stuff,

there's photos.

There's like grainy photos.

Yeah, something.

Some of the claiming...

Loch Ness Monster, someone's claiming that's Loch Ness.

Mongolian death worm.

There is nothing.

Nope.

Just a lot of stories.

Just a lot of hodgepodge.

People saying, yeah, the desert's making a lot of noise,

and we don't know what's out there.

That's very funny, though.

Yeah.

So, the Mongolian death worm.

There you go.

Could exist.

As Cody called it, Mr. International Incident,

Ralphie is back.

Everybody look dead.

Everybody look dead.

My goodness.

My news has just been Ralphie nonstop the last few days.

That's right.

That's right.

Everybody alone, they saw...

For those of you that don't know, Ralphie.

Ralphie, the shoe boy, shoe baby, shoe guy.

The shoe guy.

The shoe guy.

The shoe guy.

For some reason takes a trip to Dubai.

Because it's Ralphie.

It's Ralphie.

It's a beautiful city.

It's a beautiful city.

And who'd you travel with, your buddy?

My buddy Brian.

Brian.

Who knows my stepfather from the crunch game.

That's right.

Crunch game.

So, my stepfather is filling me in on Brian's travels.

Ralphie.

So, it's one of these, like, last minute trips, right?

You found a trip to Dubai, so you went.

Yeah, he told me, so you want to go?

Yeah.

I always wanted to ride the camel.

Yeah.

He didn't get to ride the camel.

No.

No one's happy.

It was a shame.

So, you go to Dubai.

Yes, sir.

And then a war happened.

It's my problem.

I want to overseen a start of war.

You do.

How fast did it, like, when you got there, like,

did you have any?

We had a list of two days, you know, within a little bit.

But not more.

We were in this place, like a butterfly.

You see, I even bring in my butterfly.

Hey, this is my finger, my butterfly.

You got your butterfly.

Yep.

And all of a sudden, we were boom in a bunk.

So, Brian, look at me.

Oh, nothing.

But the second one, it was a real bomb.

So, how close was that hotel that got hit to you?

Maybe from over here to the store.

But we know us.

It was not bad.

It was just the debris.

Yeah.

The debris.

But, you know, still a scary thing.

Well, he noticed that I said it wasn't that bad when a bomb hits.

It was pretty bad.

We were scared.

Yeah.

Wow.

The debris come down a half an hour later.

The thing was, it was, you know, it was no more fire.

Yeah.

Yeah, but it's still a scary thing.

Yeah, it's scary.

So, then how do you decide, like, is it that moment?

Look, we got to get out of Dubai.

That's what we say.

Brian said, we got to get out of here.

So, we tried to get an airplane about no airplane.

I mean, it took us at least a couple of days later.

So, he's in his telephone 24 hours a day.

He was waiting for a flight.

Yeah.

So, finally, one morning, he said, rough.

We got a flight.

So, we had a clock in the morning.

He booked it right away.

So, having our later, all the plane was all filled up and everything.

Well, you were the first flight out because I was watching David Muir that night.

And they were like, the first flight from Dubai is landed at JFK.

And it was your flight.

That was me.

Did you imagine that you'd turn on the news and it's Ralphie getting off the plane?

And it's just, he's so chipper about everything all the time.

You know what?

Some day, we got to go.

Everybody got to go.

You're from what your wife is texting.

You're never leaving the house again, Ralphie.

Yeah, sorry.

That's it.

Oh, I think I know.

I might get some special jewelry.

So, poor drone was probably in a panic.

Oh, right.

Because you were crying every day.

At some time, I don't even want to call her because it was supposed to call me up.

She started crying and everything else.

But thank God that I have all the nuns from the villa.

We got a hundred nuns from the villa.

I went yesterday morning, they're hugging me and kissing.

We were prayer for you every time.

You had a whole state worried about you, Ralphie.

So, finally, when I got there, they were so happy.

I said, don't never leave it go.

If you want to go, I said, go to the university.

Don't go overseas.

You're going to stay here.

Yeah, stay in the US for a little bit, Ralphie.

Please do it.

It will be alright.

So, drone gave you a big hug when you got home.

Oh, my gosh.

Your son gave you a big hug when you got home.

It was nice to pick us from the airport.

Yeah.

You come down to New York.

I don't want you to take another plane.

So, pick us up.

Put him in the car.

We came home.

When I got home, my life, I never have so many kisses in my life.

Ralphie.

Where are you going again?

Where are you going again?

Where are you going again?

Where are you going again?

Listen, we all agree with Jon.

If you're traveling, it is within this borders.

That's it.

If you're not on any planes for a while.

Yeah, for a while.

I still got to go back to it another couple of years.

Yeah.

That was cool down before you go anywhere.

Well, please.

We're all nervous, Rick.

Ralphie is back.

Thank you, everybody.

Ralphie is back.

Thank you.

Thank you.

I want to tell people when they ask,

how did your tooth get cracked if you're just tuning in?

I feel like they'll get a crown today.

I'm a nervous wreck.

I'm going to say I got beat up by six Steve Harvey's.

Yeah.

How'd you break your tooth?

I got beat up by six Steve Harvey's.

You were out and about in a bunch of Steve Harvey's.

Out of nowhere.

Yeah, silver fillings, I guess.

We're a bad idea.

Who would have known?

Who would have guessed?

Well, there was no other option.

We didn't win back up the option of the porcelain ones.

No.

They didn't come out until like 10 years after all that stuff.

I know.

If you got silver fillings, make sure you're getting your teeth cleaned and checked.

The way the dental system was explaining it, like,

the silver fillings, they swell and shrink and swell and shrink because of a temperature

just thing.

And then your tooth could crack.

And then if it cracks in the wrong way, then you're going to get a root canal.

And it's a whole bucket of gravy.

Crack ass, too.

Oh.

Well, lay there.

I didn't bring any headphones.

I should have brought headphones to listen to music or something.

And got earbuds?

No.

They're on my desk at home.

Usually they're on my bag, but we want me to go grab the ones from my house.

I'm only five minutes away.

I'll be all right.

I'll be all right.

I can always go home.

It's just in B-Vell, so it's not far.

Oh.

I can always go home, get my headphones and come back.

Is that rude to have earbuds in while the dentist is working on you?

Should I be open to conversation?

I know.

You can't.

Is that rude?

I don't want to be rude.

You can't.

You can't.

Open to conversation?

I don't know what protocol is.

Is it the dentist?

Am I supposed to be open and conversing here?

Is it rude?

I think I'm going to be like, this A-hole shut up and put earbuds in like underneath me.

Are you realizing what you're asking?

I know I can't.

Wow.

Yeah.

But it's like, is it a dick move to be like, I'll be listening to my music while you do

it.

Not at all.

No.

I have no.

They don't want you to talk.

If anything, they're going to be, if they talk to you, it's just for like to fill awkward silence

or whatever.

It's probably much easier if they just converse back and forth with each other, the people

that are, you know, doing the what not.

This guy came in.

This guy came in.

And silence says, you don't have to, you know what I mean?

You don't have to worry about it.

My chair and he put earbuds in.

He didn't even talk to me.

Just in Bieber.

I don't know.

Is that a current people like Justin Bieber?

Like he's just in Bieber.

I don't know what that means.

I don't know.

I don't want to interact.

I don't want to interact with the help.

What is my earbuds in?

The Donnie Wahlberg.

Are we dealing with here?

Hmm.

Hmm.

Look, keep asking if I'm doing okay.

I guess today.

All right.

Just go.

Thumbs up.

Yeah.

Thumbs up.

Ah.

Thumbs up.

Ah.

Thumbs up.

Ah.

Thumbs up.

Ha.

Ha.

Well, be careful.

Oh.

Okay.

What?

That's your.

Oh.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Can I bring a game boy?

Yes.

Can I bring a game boy?

Can I bring my game gear?

There's a TV in the room.

Can I hook up my PlayStation?

Work on my NHL 26 career?

I mean.

I got some hot Calgary Flames action happening right now.

No, I know.

I was going to say, you can't.

I was going to say, you might be able to, but now you wouldn't be able to tilt down and look.

Well, my game boy.

Yeah.

Um, an etiquette expert claims we've been eating cereal wrong our whole life.

I don't want to hear it.

If they're going to say anything that, you know, changes up the already perfect food that is cereal.

What are we doing wrong?

I don't, I don't even know why do we need really in 26.

We need, uh, etiquette experts.

And it's, yeah, what's the etiquette?

Am I not supposed to put it in one of those guys to go take outside while I walk Elsa?

Are you crazy?

Sister, don't piss me off.

Don't, don't tell me.

I'm doing it wrong.

It's going to piss you off because he says the proper way to eat cereal is to use a spoon and a fork.

He can go fork himself.

He can go fork right off.

I tell you that.

How do you use a fork?

You add your milk of choice then with a spoon in your dominant hand and a fork in your non-dominant hand.

What?

Okay.

Go on though.

You kind of do a combo scoop deal and then you eat it.

Use the fork to gently push cereal onto the spoon so the flakes don't splash or escape the bowl.

This is why rich people are crazy.

That's it.

So you're telling me a fancy ass.

That's a joke.

That's a joke.

He's not joking.

That's a joke.

But I'm supposed to take someone seriously as the higher echelon of life as I watch them eat cereal with a fork and a spoon.

Yeah.

Go away.

Because I've never, a lot of when they say some of these things, a lot of times you've seen somebody do it.

You know what I mean?

There's whatever.

It's been out there.

I have literally never in my life seen anybody eat cereal that way.

Well, we don't hang with the dignified class.

We don't hang, we don't hang with the people that would be doing it.

At least if I can play this audio here.

Because I want people to hear it.

Here's going to say like Joe said, you use the largest goddamn spoon you can find like an adult.

And then when you're done, you tip the ball and you drink out of it because that's good cereal milk.

Yes.

I won't be playing last time.

Well, sometimes I like to reuse that milk because then it adds extra flavor to the next bowl because then you do a little bit of cereal milk.

The cereal adds your milk of choice.

I'm going for semi.

And then what, with a spoon held in your dominant hand and the fork in your non dominant hand and we will eat.

And yes, there is way I'm in the background.

I don't know why.

I'm not adding that.

It's in his video.

I don't know why I just going to say I have nothing to do with the way I am nothing to do with the way I am not wham.

I'm not, I'm not wham.

No, it's not soup, so you don't need to scoop away from you like you would with soup,

but you can use the fork to push some corned flakes onto your spoon and eat accordingly.

No.

It's literally like, it's literally like the Snickers on, the Snickers on Seinfeld, the

where he's eating it with a knife and a fork.

See, at least that I can get behind because it's, you don't want to touch here, get chocolate

over your fingers.

You just jab it with a fork and hold it that way, but, you know, this, no, because the

whole point of the spoon is that you can just go, bloop, yeah, and it's like, I don't

need to push it on there.

And I think you missed a very important part in the beginning there is, I guess we're doing

soup wrong too, because he said it's not a soup, so you don't need to scoop away.

So when you eat your soup, you're not shoveling it towards you, you shovel away, classy.

Hmm, classy, mate, hmm, yeah, no.

But that's how I got to live to be classy.

I'm going to, I'm going to stick to being a sweet good county trash, I'm fine with it.

I think we got to hit this guy.

I think we got to fight him, yeah.

We got to hit him.

You know what though?

You know what also sucks?

What?

Is that this, Jagoff, whoever wrote this is going to be like, oh, my name is William Hansen.

My name is William Hansen, um, published in this magazine, and you know what I mean,

when he goes to do all their work, you know how the, you know, like writers do that.

And someone's going to hire this guy, oh, you four million Instagram followers.

He was published in the magazine.

Let me, let me, let me, let me go check it out.

Yeah.

And it's an article about how you should fork your cereal onto your spoon because that's

dignified.

Oh, pasta.

Don't even get me going on the grape scissors that are going around now.

What?

Where I guess it's, it's your supposed, you can't, all right, how do I say this?

You're supposed to cut your grapes?

Yeah, you're not supposed to be, well, you're supposed to like a, like a monkey off the

vine.

You're supposed to have a pair of grape sheers, or you cut them all, but then wouldn't

that leave a little thing a little nubbing?

That's a lot of areas, man.

That's the other videos going around is like, sweet and soup, cereal and grapes all in

context.

You want to eat your grapes?

Well, do you need, do you have your grape scissors?

Because you can't just pluck them like a primate wood.

You are a civilized human, but that's part of the fun.

That is part of the fun.

Or in my case, I have my many herums of women feed me as I, well, yes, lounge, they feed

me my grapes.

But there's nothing better than you pull out of that grape bag, a solid bunch that's

all connected and you're just standing there.

Good both with some real champs on there, some big, thick ones, big, you like, you're like

a god.

Yeah.

With a giant, just thing of grapes, and you're like, you have come from the land and now

I will put you in my body.

You are.

You're standing there with it raised up as you pluck ones up with nobody to see, but

you found it.

Like you gathered it.

I love grapes, man.

So good.

I'm a grape guy.

I agree, sister.

Let's sink the Steve Harvey's on him.

Get him, Steve Harvey.

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So Cody is a, life is a lot like a video game.

What?

Speaking of garden.

Speaking of garden.

Speaking of garden.

Cody's life is very similar to a video game and in, in ways where he kind of, Cody's

life is like an open world video game.

I'm Jeffy from Family Circus.

He's out exploring yesterday.

He put on his dairy boots, took his dog and went and drank some lake water for the

hell of it.

Yes.

He did drink some lake water.

He's fine so far.

So everybody's so shocked at that.

Nobody else has ever bent down in a nice cold post winter water supply and just can't

say I have because I know the bacteria that's in there.

And like you immediately realized a lot of like cow run off and discussing run off.

That's why I didn't drink from the, all of them, the waterfalls that are around that

the atisco area because they're, you know, there's farms and such that are up above

the, then be careful, but, but also in his video game, um, life.

He has, I guess, the way I can equate it to is in a video game when there's like a chest

and you can go to your chest to get new items and you're like, all right, I need to go

back to my chest or my base and get the new items, his, yeah, apartment dumpsters are

like his treasure chest.

They really are.

It regularly gives him things for his life.

It's given you several televisions.

It's given you footwear like like top not stuff to top not stop.

You wanted to give you popcorn, but you talked yourself out of that one.

No, I had somebody message me that they used to live on the other side of the entire complex

of high acres, like, all the way over there, like you should see those dumpsters, he was

like, yeah, but he goes, it's because that area is packed, there's way more people.

He goes, nothing lasts, so it's a, it's a, it's a lucrate, essentially, good point.

Yeah.

It's just a lucrate.

Yeah, you can go and get stuff.

That's sex tore.

That's sex tore.

One time that was the, that might have been the weirdest, a sex torso.

Yeah.

That, if I was thrown away my sex torso, I'd at least put it in a bag or something or

I'd make sure it's not, doesn't end up just, like, would you just dry by and hook it

out the window?

Right.

Like, what do you find in that?

Yeah.

You know, not that I got a sex torso, but if I did, I would dispute, I would, I guess throw

it away.

Just, what do I look like?

Yeah.

Throw it away.

Not just toss it.

No, but what's the word I want to say?

Discard.

Discard of it probably.

Discard it in a more responsible way.

Your mother says, please clarify that going in the dumpster.

He won't make that clarification.

No, I know his one rule is, I don't, it's got to be outside of the dumpster.

Yeah, I don't take anything that's inside, like, the shoes that I found were set on top

of the recycling bin dumpster, so that one doesn't count.

Dumpster diving dab, all right.

So yesterday his loot crate, and for those of you saying get a life straw, he has a life

straw.

I just didn't have it.

I just forgot it.

I don't bring it.

My cousin got me a sick, like filtering straw, it's a bottle though, so I, I am good

to go.

Yeah.

So yesterday your loot crate presented you with some new stuff, right?

Yes.

And I guess how did you find you, were you out walking and you saw it?

It's when I got home initially after I picked up Elsa and I was, you know, just had

an homestead we could change and everything.

And boom, right there, wait in for me, so I said, I, Elsa, we gotta hit the reverse

button here.

Tell the people what you got.

Can I show them?

Oh, yeah.

I found three of the, like, best condition, those were a great, great shape, plants, ever,

a snake plant that was thriving and enormous, another one that I'm not 100% sure, but

it's one of the, like, dangly ones or whatever.

And then the biggest plant I own now is this, I don't know if, if, uh, you know,

they're down the screen, if you're in Twitch and you want to identify his plant, it's

like the elephant, like the biggest plant and they were in great shape, unbelievable shape.

I made sure the dirt, there's no bugs.

Yeah.

And they threw it away.

So there's your first one and they just started to stir is what they're all saying.

It is monster.

There we go.

Here's his first one.

That's the biggest one.

That's the, that's the good guy right there.

There's this one.

The second one you're looking at on screen right now, right?

And then the snake plant right there, look at that damn snake plant, top not snake plant

right there.

And then just for joy enjoying us, here's a cute photo of an others, you're big playing

how you can tell how big that is is the whole cocoa puffs table.

And then here's a cute photo of Elsa on the water, right, that's in the wild, Elsa on

the water.

See?

What?

Go back.

Yeah.

Look at how deep it is.

I know that water looks delicious, but I also know the microscopic bacteria that laid

inside.

I watched enough alone.

To know that water is riddled with diaries.

I'm getting all the diaries, but there's your big plant.

Yeah.

Look at that.

How crazy.

Do you have space for that big giant plant?

Well, and then I was going to say and there's dunes, I'm going to have to move some stuff

around.

Dunes is going to be in the recipient.

If she will, I'll take pictures because I'm going to have to move some things around

and get rid of something.

There's been a couple that I've for a while been like if he with where I just thought of

you've got something.

Nostalgia sake.

If you got something that would be good in a dark corner that's not a snake plant, I will

take that from you because I can't get a good snake plant to grow at my house and I need

something big in a corner.

Let me see.

I got anything.

I don't know what's a lot of low light.

I know money trees are low light, but that you don't got a money tree over there.

I did.

You did?

I used to.

Yeah.

I used to.

I tried to keep it.

Great score, right?

Great score on those plants.

You're easy.

Well, what's funny is that I had to make poor Elsa balance because my whole front seat

was filled with things and then I put the plants in the back.

You couldn't just walk over and get them?

I was in the car and I got too nervous because I've done that before with really good stuff

and someone snagged it.

Yeah, okay.

Because I got in these people see that and I'm like, you know, hell yeah, bro.

But I had to have Elsa balance on the center like that middle console and I went real slow

because the plants went in the back seat and she didn't want to sit in the back with

them.

So I'm like, all right.

Middle console it.

Bro, Sarah and Chatt says these plants are so expensive and I just looked it up.

This plant, if that's a monster which they're all saying it is, that's like three to $500.

If you wanted to buy a plant that big, what?

If you wanted to buy a six foot, which I would say that's probably pretty close to six

foot, Monstora, it's in the hundreds of dollars and someone just threw that away.

That's crazy.

That's a really expensive plant they're all saying.

I also have, um, uh, thanks to Dunes, the boss lady, a pink lady.

What does that look like?

It is probably the prettiest plant and I've managed to make that thing thrive and that's

expensive.

Oh, that's gorgeous.

You're listening to Plant Chat here on K-Rock, the pink lady, very low maintenance it says.

Yep.

Yep, but it's super nice.

Congratulations, my favorites.

Congratulations.

It just continues to give back that crazy thing.

The dumpster, the dumpster loop crate.

Um, some loop crate.

You got it, man.

Yesterday it was plants.

I think I'm going to pick on him because he what he's deeper into sports than most people

are.

Like he was watching a hot Boston you Navy game that ended up being incredible game.

I told you I am on the pulse of so I can't.

Hot Patriot League action.

Everybody's watching that game.

So I can't pick on him.

I should probably know about the world baseball classic happening right now.

I did not.

I was not aware of it as today's games will be well, we got today.

Let's see.

I believe the Czech Republic is playing Japan right now.

Oh, yep, yep, right now.

Yep.

And then is that Israel Netherlands tonight, Canada, Puerto Rico, Puerto Rico?

Yeah.

Everybody.

Really?

Yes, though.

They do their own thing.

Yeah, they did their own.

And then it's not.

It's just USA 9 p.m.

Tonight.

Yes.

What is this for?

How do we do?

So do like we just get the best players kind of thing.

Yeah, it's kind of.

Olympics, but not Olympics.

Yes, that's kind of what it is.

It's Olympics, but not Olympics.

Is baseball not in the Olympics?

Do they do that?

I can't remember the used to.

And then I don't know if they're going to guess.

This is just like a thing to make money off of.

Because I remember that he's Sarah Q.

So you some alumni former major league, your Todd Williams.

I think he was out on an Olympic team, I think, maybe.

Oh, okay.

But and you're watching these games?

Some of them just because they're on random time.

So it's like, oh, it beat Mexico last night.

12 o'clock, you know, noon baseball game.

Absolutely on a random two.

Tuesday, perfect.

We have this right now.

There's pools like USA is in where they just go pool.

B with Italy, Mexico, great Britain in Brazil.

We're three and oh, and Italy is also two and oh.

So that about actually a pretty good game.

And then soon.

Yeah, they start the bracket play where it turns into a bracket.

And they start having at it because it's only on for another like week.

And then what's the prize at the end?

A troll that's a trophy.

High five in your friends.

It'd be on the players make money off this or I don't even know the friends they make along the way to the.

Does the winning team for the world baseball classic get money?

I would bet they do.

Yes, they get the champions expected to earn 2.5 million or more for the title alone.

And over 6.75 million total potential earnings, including bonuses and it's split.

So prize money is split 50 favor between the winning national federation and the players.

And then they get a trophy and then they go to the White House and Trump just keeps the trophy.

Actually, man, I did a guy in a trophy right.

And we were getting off the air yesterday NFL stuff started happening.

Oh, my God yesterday because I break down all this stuff.

Your cobwebs have a lot of stuff going on walking around a Tisco yesterday.

I had my phone in my pocket playing like sports.

NFL and NFL radio.

What was going up?

Why was yesterday a big deal?

Because the start of the league new year, which means is the new season starts now Wednesday.

Wednesday is when it all happens.

I don't know why they do it the way they do it.

If it starts Wednesday, why did they say they could sign today and yesterday?

Yeah, but they do.

So it's free agency free agency is up and running and everybody's doing everything and it's awesome.

So at the end of the show yesterday.

The dolphins announced that this was out.

Yeah, this is the stuff I love.

This nerdy.

We covered it at the end of the show.

If you want to go back and listen, it turns like it sounds like he's going to the falcons, right?

Is that what you're seeing?

Yeah, he's if he's going to be a falcon.

He's going to be a falcon on a percent.

Yes.

Is that good?

Who's on the mic?

Are they any good?

Yes.

Yes.

I don't know if two is going to make them that much better.

Maybe.

I mean, they had Michael panics there and Kirk cousins that did not work at all.

But I mean, they have the potential.

Their roster is good.

They've got one of the, if not the best running back in the league and what does not there.

So then what else happened to my Emmy yesterday?

I mean, obviously, the coach was out.

Two was now out.

Yep.

We were talking about who they were going to get.

And I mentioned that they were all hot on the hot free agency quarterback of Malik Willis.

And they signed him.

Oh, wow.

So they are going to have Malik Willis as their.

How do you feel about him?

I see him play what he was he was a backup on the packers.

All right.

And he was good.

OK.

But it was weird.

I don't know if he's like, you know, super bowl level.

But OK.

Also, your cowboys getting some stuff yesterday.

Jalen Thompson to the cowboys.

A little linebacker action.

They also traded for Sean Gray.

Gary.

Roshan Gary sorry from the packers reuniting him with the was big friend in the middle.

That's a decent move.

You he was on pace to have his first double digit sacks last year.

He had like eight sacks and like five or six games or something crazy.

And then he kind of fell off Sam Williams agrees to one year.

That's a big move.

They needed to keep him.

Need to keep him that helps for the for the upcoming draft.

And then there's some cowboys eagles trade rumors.

Really.

According to Nick Harris and fourth wall target of Steelers, Patrick Queen has received

the call from a handful of teams, including the eagles and the cowboys.

I like him.

So that's as far as I go.

What else happened yesterday?

People would care about.

Let's see.

I was trying to find it.

But it keeps updating on my ass.

The bills lost a couple linemen, but not a big deal.

Rico Doberl former cowboy.

Them is on the panthers went to the Steelers.

OK.

Big news for our buddy Badger.

Mike Niners.

Mike Evans went to the 49ers.

Wow.

And you'll say you know him from being the big good wide receiver on the on the box.

Yeah.

Where was he last season?

On the box.

Yeah.

On the box.

And he's still got some juice left.

Wow.

And then the panthers picked up a ton of people.

They got the linebacker from the Jags.

That's cross me to the Ravens.

Yep.

That was over the weekend.

That kind of that came out as nice breaking news.

That was funny.

That said, Raiders got like a whole new team yesterday.

Who went to the Raiders?

Yeah.

Just let's see.

They showed everything up.

Yeah.

They signed some a couple wide received a couple of defense of guys.

OK.

Let's see here.

It was one I was looking for.

Oh, Tyler Lyndon bombed to the Raiders.

OK.

So I mean, they got a couple guys who the Falcons got former Texans linebacker Christian

Harris.

He was really good.

A million people moving everywhere.

And then one of the obviously the news keeps showing Travis Kalsey.

Is he like signed in front of the year or something?

Yeah, he's going to go back because he can't.

He can't leave.

I don't know.

All right.

Is he going back to the Chiefs?

So he's going to try it with the Chiefs again?

Who who signed Super Bowl MVP, Kenneth Walker?

Oh, I think that's going to be in a huge move.

Opposition to Z play.

Run him back.

OK.

Who would they eat?

All right, you need that.

Dasperly needed.

And Patrick Maholms will be healed by then.

He'll be back.

It's some point.

He might miss the first little bit of the first couple games, but nothing, nothing

crazy.

All right.

Well, what other moves did you guys follow yesterday?

Cody was listening to it.

This is the stuff he loves.

It just shakes all these teams up, man.

And then he gets things lined up further.

Dread.

Wait, what is that?

What is that?

A bro.

You're in, Bond.

You're in.

I want you to meet our friend, AJ, who is the owner of the sports outfit.

What's up, AJ?

Good morning.

Good morning.

So apparently we are celebrating an anniversary of your store.

You weren't there 42 years ago.

That is correct.

But it opened 42 years ago in Fairmount Fair.

You said, tell me about the history of the sports outfit.