Steve Harvey (Strawberry letter)

Hey, this is Strawberry. How y'all feeling out there today? I hope everybody is doing well,

if you're not doing well, let's find a way to get well, look well and be well. Right now,

we're going to tune into the Steve Harvey Morning Show with the Strawberry Letter. And we know,

something that's happening in someone's life. So let's see what's going on in somebody's life

today tomorrow and the next day. But keep in mind, y'all, I am not the Strawberry Letter,

I am the Strawberry Podcast. To treat men like jerk, that didn't go so well for me.

And now I've lost my job and I've been charged with indecent exposure. I worked for a major

airline and my girls and I were headed to Jamaica for a Valentine's Day getaway.

I was in first class sitting next to a chocolate man with a ball head and pearly white teeth.

We drank a lot of brown liquor and left and talked. I slowly passed him to get to the best

bathroom and I made sure he saw my assets. When I got back, I noticed he was watching an

erotic movie on his phone and there was a wild sex scene going on. He saw that I was watching too,

so he tilted his phone so I could see it better. Without communicating, he fled his hand under my

blanket. The lights had been lowered so no one could see what was going on. He knew what to do

with his hands and when he finished, I wanted to return the favor. I leaned over the armrest

and covered myself with my blanket. He didn't say a word and I was quiet as I could possibly be.

Then he pushed me up frantically as the flight attendant passed by. He told me that he's married

and he seemed very irritated. I got my lip service sobered him up real quick. We did not look at

each other or utter one word for the rest of the flight. After I got to Jamaica, I got an email from

my job saying that I lost my flight privileges and I was suspended. I got fired three days later.

All because the flight attendant snitched, I blame this all on my ex. How do I move past the hurt?

Okay, really, really, I mean, you blame this on your ex. You're asking, what are you asking? You

did this to yourself. Your ex wasn't servicing a complete stranger in first class. You were.

I mean, and how many cocktails did you guys have all this brown liquor you said? Because clearly,

your judgment was impaired. And you have no one to blame but yourself. This happened not because

a flight attendant snitched or because you and your ex broke up and your hurt. You have to own what

you did. You work for a major airline. You know, you can't be doing stuff like that where you work.

That's nasty. You didn't even know that man. That's not something a woman who cares about

herself with do. You were an HR case just waiting to happen. Yes, the flight attendant snitched,

but you left her no choice the way you were carrying on. She could have lost her job for not telling.

So listen, I just tell you, please get yourself together. Says you're better than this. Start

looking for another job immediately. So you can move on with your life. Your ex is your past.

You know, you got to learn what you can from that relationship. It is over.

So you don't go down that road anymore. And please change how you conduct yourself in public and

private from now on. So you can get what you want. You want marriage. You want a relationship.

You want a man who loves you. You want all these things. That's not how you get it doing these

types of things. Okay. With a perfect stranger on an airplane. You, Steve, let me just fix the

subject. You can just let the letters call fooling around in first class. We're going to take off

the ING and we just read this letter of food in first class. That's all we talking about. Yeah.

See you in your early 30s. Then you know better. You in your early 20s. You should know this

wasn't a smart idea. But you didn't. You dated this man for six years for you realized that he

didn't love you. He wasn't going to marry you. So after you're dead in relationship, here we go.

I started drinking a lot more and I decided to treat me like dirt. Well, I didn't go so well for

me and I've lost my job and I've been charged with indecent exposure. Okay. Now you want to tell

me something. Let me explain something to you, ladies. So you can get this out to me because I

don't say it just a hundred times on this show. You said I decided I'm going to treat me like dirt

but that didn't go well for me. Here's your problem. When women try to test drive, they always end up

getting drove. Oh, because it's not in your makeup. That's not your DNA to behave like this. It's not

in the female DNA, man. Not ladies that are women who do it. But I'm talking about ladies, women

who care about themselves, family, people that's trying to be something. You can't act like this.

Now, you didn't lost your job and you been charged with indecent exposure.

You were working for a major airline and you and your girls going to Jamaica for a gallon

times day, get away. You was in first class acting like you needed to be in the luggage compartment.

See, you came for trash in first class because everybody going to find out it's up there real quick.

Conversation in first class, be a little bit different. Oh, but you got yourself a first class

seat, but you should have been down in the luggage cargo with all the bags and stuff. When we come back,

I'ma just go through this real quickly. Been charged with indecent exposure. I've told women

this a hundred times I'm going to compete one more time. Women, when you take me in for a test drive,

you usually always wound up getting rolled because it's not in your makeup, man. It's not in your DNA

to behave unladylike. It's just not in your DNA. It's not going to work out for you.

Now, you and your girls went on this trip to Jamaica for gallon times. They give a gallon time.

And you sitting in first class next to this chocolate man with a ball head and pretty white.

We drank a lot of brown liquor last time. I got him go to bathroom. I slid past and make sure he saw my ass

six. When I got back, I noticed he was watching the erotic movie on his phone. Let me tell you something. He pulled

that up as soon as you went to the bathroom. This was in the plane because when y'all was laughing and talking,

he wasn't watching. But then when you put your butt and white just chapsed it all. Then he said,

oh, here. White is what? Yeah. Chapsed it. She was going to the bathroom, put her butt all up in

his mouth. Dr. Drink out his hand. Everything. He's okay. So when you came back, he watching the erotic

movie. That was a wild sex scene going on. You over there making noises. I know you were.

And you know you was doing all that. That's what that's what in that started. He saw that I was watching too.

So he tilted the phone so you could see it better without communicating that you was already

communicating because you drunk. Slid his hand under my blanket. Lights have been lowered so nobody

could see what was going on. He knew what to do with his hands and when he finished. I wanted to

return the favor. I leaned over the arm wrench covered myself with my blanket. He didn't say a word

and I was quiet as I could possibly be. Then he pushed me out frantically when the flight attendant

passed by. He told me he married and he seemed very irritated. I guess my lip service sobered him

up right quick. Well, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Somebody's up right quick.

I'm gonna tell you something. Yeah, a little bit too much you drink. You wouldn't pay

an attention. Now we're going to jump up frantically. If you're not, how can I put this for the radio?

Delicately. Okay, let's just say she wasn't delicate. Let's just say that.

Let's just say that aggressive. Yeah, you was too much. You wouldn't judge or know.

Yeah, let's just say let's use another term that's not sexual

people. Paper cuts. Paper cuts are irritating. Now that's what happens. He jumped up

friend, sobered up real quick. We didn't look each other all the one word to rest of the flight. Well,

I got to Jamaica. You got an email from your job saying I lost my flight privileges and I was

suspended and I got five three days later. You worked for a major airline every all of the

flight attendants on that new you work a flight attendant or you work for a major airline

because your past says that at the gate. And you lost your flight privileges. They knew you were

up there. They know who you are. Now all because the flight attendant snitched. The flight attendant

snitched. That's why you think you lost your job because she snitched. Are you stupid?

This isn't snitching. When it's filled out on a report at show job, that ain't snitching.

Listen, you and all the flight attendant went robbing a bank and then she got caught at the bank

and you drove off and then she told them. That's it. Right. That's what it is. That's what criminals have

a code of snitching. And that's the Nissan Rogue packet.