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Another busy weekend for the boys kicking off with the ‘Oasis’ documentary & the realization of what they sound like to non-Oasis fans. Cody is like a kid on Christmas with his first Sunday of the NFL season. Syracuse has some work to do on the football field. When the funny get too rich, there […]

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We interrupt this program previously critics had brailed against the duo as crude dumb ugly Portless sexist self-destructive and foolish They are not part of the legitimate business world what they do is they celebrate under achievement An old calendar. I would tell you it's outrageous still and if I could find some way Constitutionally to do away with it. I would Oh September for 26 year of our lord Well

Here we are a Monday trick Mickey already looking for an update on that douchey MMA guy that wanted to wrestle Fight a trip. I guess it was canceled. Oh really? I knew I knew what was gonna happen I don't have any info on that, but I will look into that for you Whoops, who was my internet is internetting? There's so much unpack as Between now and the last time we saw each other Already in the weekend getting your balls busted and by giant fans in the track. Oh, that's cute. I remember my first victory You were just saying the Cowboys didn't play defense. It was it was a Defense of former says I've I've ever seen Always seen those are the kills We'll get in all the NFL action Obviously bills winning there are yeah, they all more open arm. They they nope wasn't their home opener Nope, that's against the Lions. Oh, yeah, they're in that room. He's right. Just opener. Just open up Dex and they ruined the Texans home opener. God yeah, that was fun. No, what it was the wildest first day football ever

It was all we'll go through all the scores as Cody was texting me 30 minutes before You texted me at 12 30 being like it's like Christmas morning when like you're awake Well, your parents aren't awake yet. You just gotta sit here can't wake them up yet But in like half an hour that's perfectly acceptable like it's like 30 minutes of sitting there in your bed waiting like Just pacing all right Clean on room you're all right. I guess I'll just hold time. Oh my god. How is it only 1240? Try to be a little loud wake them up. I did everything I could possibly do in the whole world twice and it was only 10 minutes Might buy yeah, so we'll get into all of that Obviously you all went and saw the oasis movie over the weekend right will report back about that yeah, I Did I know Why wouldn't you I mean it was a top morning. Yeah Top movie rather we're gonna get new always is today announced Yeah, what time does it I think it's five o'clock, but it's a BST that is that is the British standard time

I don't know so I Don't know now posters are already up. I've been following this way too closely Well, we posters are showing up in subway stations this morning people are already posting like Paris had their dates leaked Oh really yeah, we have everyone everyone wants wants a no money It looks like we're only getting two US dates Boston and Vegas. So don't jinx it maybe not I don't a lot of leaks have come out to confirm that But maybe maybe not maybe something else will have it a little bit of see I mean we can go to Boston's an easy drive I've never I've never been there either and let's fly to Vegas for an oasis show how fun would that be that's what I mean like you know Depending on when it is find the convention going on that we could piggyback on right who knows there could be something going on or we need to go to the We need to go to the lawnmower convention they're holding in Vegas because we got to be lawnmower well sometimes there's oh god I can't go through this again. Yes, you can oh you will you will yes you can because who knows there sometimes there's those the twitch

Con or the That one thing we wanted to go to when Vegas the Electronics thing. Yep. Yep. There's who God knows what can't Mids up for sporting stuff. Yeah, and then there's always cannabis cons or whatever all the time sister It was funny. I thought about you and I'd all of you all the show fam who were annoyed by our oasis talk because we get to the oasis movie Hmm on Friday after the show and it's literally me coding another guy. It was just three of us. Yeah, the show up at the right time I'm showing up late. I know So this guy walks up to us. He's got an oasis shirt on and he's like these guys are going cuz Cody It is always a shirt on I'm like you guys are going. We're like yeah, we're going man He's like you see him. We're like yeah, we saw him in MetLife first night. He's like yeah me. I was there I was there was your favorite song and there was a lot of that yeah, and I thought to myself Oh, is this what we sound like I think that's what we sound like yeah, so I get it and what's funny though is that I Thought about that for the at least the rest of the entire day what I gave him the wrong answers for my favorite song

I just blank answers to I panics just blank cuz I was like I need to sit down for yeah, you're gonna And you start going through things because that was not my favorite song that I gave him technically maybe it's that I really like their their intro The app in the bushes thing maybe that's my favorite always this song used it for your Sports showing right so maybe that's it. I don't know, but I completely know how y'all feel now He was a delightful guy I like talking to him, but I was like oh, this is how we sound yeah as we go on and on about a band Nobody really cares about but us. I think our whole audience is To each other and themselves and other people doing that Those funny videos that you see of someone being like this is my friend the show. Yeah, they love a wasted Yeah, we're gonna talk about oasis. You're just gonna be nice. Well they do it And then they stand behind and just nice to themselves And I also realized that we live in a bubble because like we found each other

They don't know any of I don't know any other oasis fans. What's very weird is that My back-to-back my best friends had a oasis me you won't be care the only three oasis fans. I know well My two-puss friends growing up my buddy Carol and his brother dare associate with oasis fans. That's it I only care when I listened to oasis non-stop And then it became a like if I think about it between me graduating high school where Carol and I listen to oasis Yep, I didn't have another oasis friend until I met you. I was just on an island. Yep, so nobody else. I knew cared about it People made fun of And all that and watch that movie made me realize oh, I mean It made me realize two things it means a lot to a lot of people. Yeah, oh my yeah, yeah It's also like a Small group when they're selling out stadiums, but it's also like a small group because it's there's just like a little cult Yeah, yeah, no that movie was very emotional. It was very emotional. We'll get all of that

Twitch.tv slash the show There's the only only bands that is carried through my like you know You believe I'll be here and my screaming stuff in my car And the same play less all of a sudden it'll be A said maybe Yeah, so we'll get in all that so sorry you are gonna get some oasis talk today for use now for you But we gotta tell you about the movie because it's so damn good. I mean kick it on any accurate websites to load But it does appear as the MMA fighter versus a chimp event as our most things in America now Mm-hmm turned out to be a crypto scam all right Really? I don't know I'm trying to open the websites are things like bloody elbow calm, so I don't know let's see I got I got one It just says Okay See you

I'm reading it. Yeah, I'm reading it and reading it. Do you see anything? Well, I see the headline that says well, there's a MMA fighter versus chim fight proves to be cryptocurrency hoax There's a picture of him given the middle fingers with the caption thanks for playing Instead of watching a champion human kill each other donate some money to save habitat For these beautiful creatures in my bio sick to say oh there's words that are missing obviously all right So it was a way to was it a work? I don't think this guy was that involved to raise Yeah, we're saying that did not sound like a way for him to Ha got you. I just wanted you to raise money For the cause like I Okay, many refuse to believe it when it was announced the lightweight tease the massive stunt on social media However, it seems to be canceled just hours before was supposed to take place tonight. Well that whenever this article is written yeah Um Many sources question legitimacy obviously because it was stupid

Yeah, then for Montego website wait wavy's chimp.com or something wavy Wavy versus chimp.com The site was peddling cryptocurrency and is now completely offline. That's so we yeah like bro you you didn't get one over on us You know, I mean like did you just like the backlash for the place the backlash took more Yeah, so then you'd be like no, I was trolling you I actually love monkeys and I was just getting you to donate for a good cause Ha ha no, we're putting you in a chimp cage now with multiple chimps. This is what you get you wanted it Yeah, you're gonna get it like no, but that's what we already do We we donate to these causes already because um We don't like when people say they're going to try to punch them in the face like you it wasn't like you were raising awareness For people right going around punching people a monkeys in the face. That's not a thing and he has a t-shirt on that says get rugged

Which is a reference to rug pulling you know what that is oh yeah, it's all these crypto Guys, I can't emphasize this enough Please don't buy cryptocurrency do not get into cryptocurrency. It is all rug pulls now There is no legitimate crypto anymore. It is just all the scam For dumb dumb to give their money thinking they're gonna get rich and you never do get rich It's always the hot tour girl taking your money or this dope taking your money Stop it Stop it. I got 400,000 but coins. Yeah Stop stop with the crypto stuff. It's money laundering and it's all rug pulls now You missed the big one the big one came and went and all the Bitcoin people got their money and now it's over You know but hole coin or whatever comes out today is just gonna be a rug pull That's what I know. No, we'll not but that was mine but hole coin Underbought that's real underbought coin. I would have show coin By the way, I want to promote show coin if I could is that out finally? What you got to do love it Love it. I mean sadly sadly. We could screw people with that

You we could easily just make up a crypto coin Screw people over yeah rug. Paul. I mean, it's it's really if I just had no morals whatsoever Cody. I'd be sitting real pretty Yeah, but probably have two or three boats. Oh, got a couple boats. Yeah. Yeah, those are that's not as fun though Being a being a scumbag. Yeah, I guess I got to be a good person or whatever Ah, show bro Nick. I heard it off. Where do I buy it's it he's in here's a link to our Venmo Let's get to it coming up this weekend at the art center the villain arts tattoo Convention. Yeah, that's gonna be so cool festival brings hundreds of tattooers Under one roof ranging from international icons to rising local talent Visitors not only get a chance to be tattooed by some of the best in the industry But also experienced live entertainment art exhibitions and a marketplace filled with unique vendors The event is dedicated to showcasing the diverse diversity of tattoo culture while honoring its traditions and pushing

Creative boundaries and I've got tickets all this week. You want to go So text the word here's what you do. Yeah, text the word ink. I N.K. Oh, there's a k rock text line 315 36 4 109 You're gonna text ink your name and your email address and now text your back if you win. All right best tramp stamp win I got a good one there. I think those are back. Have you seen those are back? Yeah, it's called something else right Um, it's different names now. I think there's like a European name like butt crown or something. Yeah, yeah So long that tattoos are dude. We're this is it everything we do is right. We're about to be trendsetters I'll get more added to it and I'll get some angel wings or something So again 315 36 4 109 you're gonna text the word ink Your name and your email because all the passes are gonna go back To your email account when I give these out. I got a ton to give away the speech. You did there though What that way you got all the room for right there. Oh, I'm signing them up for sure. Is that oh

I'm signing them up to show coin all that any button that way if we have their email you will Really gave it to us. I got a ton of passes to give away again. It's the 18th and sorry 18th of the 20th of the onsen of this weekend huge tattoo convention So you go go into there and then just head over to Uh, I don't know what's called Italy fast to Italian faster whatever was that this weekend You make yourself a day right there and that whole little and what it's like only behind it Was the last weekend Irish fast and I didn't know anything about it. I believe so yes I wanted to check that out. I didn't know. Yeah, Katie's already saying she's gonna come to a cake top We'll attempt to is coming up Friday the 13th of November by the way that's it's a such a way funnier name Yesterday was a very important birthday cocoa 13th 13th of September 1986 40 years ago a little show debut Ah, I said one of the shirt

Oh Oh my god, I love this opening so much Then I'm gonna wink at you Look at that house sick ass pool. Yeah, kind of a dream house right Oh my god, what is that claymation? Yeah, I don't know I think so So that's like very realistic. Oh, here we go. That wasn't even the old bad And He says

Is that Sydney Lapa doing things so yeah, I think so They Oh, my God Big build here's a big build! Get out of there! Oh man, it's got ants. There we go! Why do we fit in that place? I think we could run out there! Now we can make you feel cool when it's going to be back. We got to go when it's going to be back. It goes along with our thing that theme song's going to lead us.

Yeah, that's what I was just going to say. I can't believe it's going to be quiet! This is what I was saying. Like, you like the claim that our generation is just riddled with ADD. We used to sit through that. That's the open scene. It was two and a half minutes. To open Peewee's playhouse and we sat the whole time. Damn right. And we watched it. All of it. Now, good majority of the people. And that we're darned. See, now, uh... Gilbert Lewis, King of cartoons, passed away. William Marshall, another King of cartoons, passed away. John Paragon, John B. Lewis and Alive as Lawrence Fishburnt. No, I do have a list of who's Alive. Phil Hartman, Captain Carl, passed away. Lynn Marie Stoort, Miss Yvonne, passed away just last year. Of course, Paul Rumans passed away. Lawrence Fishburnt, Alive and Well. S. A path of Merkason played reed with the male carrier. Still alive. Kevin Carlson, one of the puppets, and the voice of Conkey 2000,

still alive. Wayne White, one of the puppeteers, still alive. Lobie, still alive. And Mr. Window, Rick Heitzman, still alive. I think Lobie was a French globe. Mm-hmm. Okay, so the thing that opening caused the ADHD. No, I love it. You could... I love it. Be very correct with that. So it's a lot. We worked a 40 years ago. P.E. Lee's playing house debut yesterday. This was back in the days of early technology. So I can't even imagine what she had to do. But my poor mom used to have to tape that for me. Wow. Because I would cry when it would end. So you'd have to just play it back on loop. She would probably just put it on loop. And probably show me here when it's done. Press this button, and it'll start over when it's done. What time did that run locally? Do you remember? I do not. I was either. Was it a Saturday morning cartoon? It was out early a Saturday morning. And then it led into the other ones. I don't know if it was towards the end of the cartoons or in the beginning of them. Yeah.

I think it was more of the start. I want to say that again. I don't really remember. Grass watch went to school with a girl who would cry if you sang the P.E. Lee song. Well, that's probably a deeper issue in there. I don't know what else is going on. But I went and saw. So, uh, have you seen the previews for the movie, Buddy? Yes. A lot of P.E. Lee inspired stuff in that. We watched it yesterday. Well, y'all are watching your football matches. Your footballs. We went to the swiggle theater and watched Buddy. And I loved it. It's so different than any other horror movie I've ever seen. Okay. And I don't know how to explain it without ruining it. But like there's things like, I couch the talks. I was a backpack the talks. When I saw, I think a lot of us, maybe I was in the minority. But I think a lot of us have that other stupid Rob Williams movie trauma. I saw that and was like, nope. Not again. Snoopy or...

Oh, Justice Moody? Yeah, not again. That's the smoochy. No. That was a stupid movie. And I think that ruined. That was a stupid movie. Because I saw the previews for that and went, oh, they're going to try to do this again. No, it's a whole different thing. Buddy is obviously a play on Barney, but they can't do Barney. Yes. And Keegan Michael Key is the voice of Buddy. He does a great job. Like, he kids like doing all that. And then there's this universe where the kid show Buddy exists. And then there's the real universe that we live in. Oh, boy. And I will just leave it at that as if you get sucked into the Buddy universe bad things happen. I'll watch it on the flicks of whoever gets the rights to it. That sounds like a Netflix. A lot of his stuff goes there first. Yeah, but it was a different kind of horror movie. I got to give him credit for that. Yeah, it looked from just the trailer. It looks like they would have to be different. And I don't know if it came from a voted correctly. Like, Shobro Garrett DM me and said, hey, I know you and your oldest love going horror movies together.

This buddy movie was actually pretty good. Yeah. And I didn't know what to think about it. And my oldest who follows all that stuff is like, yeah, I guess people think it's really good. And it's really good. It's getting great reviews. It's also anything he touches right now is basically gold. Who's that? Keegan or whoever is that? Yeah, he's the voice and the guys who did it also did weapons. That one that we like. No, no, no, no, no. It's a good horror movie. I just don't think people understand what it is. I don't know the guy can explain it without ruining it. Which is sometimes good. Yeah, that's for the movie people's sake. Mm-hmm. Good, because then you got to go see it. That's what they want. They don't want you to be able to have to describe it other than, I can't. You're just going to go see it. Anyways, that's my endorsement of it without ruining it. But if you like horror movies and even my wife liked it and she hates horror movies. She's wanted to do a family thing so he went to a body. But she was laughing to it because it's stupid. It was like dark comedy elements of it too.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's stupid. Anyways, that's my endorsement of body. And I can't knock a hustle. I respect the good hustle. As a man in Minnesota, I guess can't deal. I don't know of Weeds legal in Minnesota, but he was doing like psilocybin mushrooms and other drugs. If I was there, it wouldn't be I'd crack down on marijuana. I think it just happened to her. I'd crack down horror. I don't really know. I just wanted to do the voice. Because I can't tell he looks hippy-dippy now. So maybe he'd be all about all the drugs. Yeah, I did that I didn't know I'd do it again. Listen, I'm off the mindset that we've lost the war on drugs. We go whatever, let people do what they want to do. No, I'm all for anything that's not manufactured. Yeah, go for it, man. Keep him safe. I'm down in the bah-h-h. Well, Minnesota drug dealer. Nick named himself Flower Daddy. So he might have been doing some Weeds. Anyways, Andy Celensia had launched our awards program.

Just as a drug dealer. He would hand out Flower Daddy loyalty cards to repeat customers. I like it. He would set up near Minnesota State University. Smart. Yes, I do like bear one. I have my own brand. Good for you, Jesse. I'm feeling that be like him. Yes, but that's smart. Give it a little punch card. During an undercover operation, Celensia sold mushrooms to an agent Colorado for more supplies. For the getcha. Investigators found he distributed branded loyalty cards reading Flower Daddy to customers. After agreeing to sell two pounds of mushrooms, and one pound of marijuana to an undercover officer, he was arrested. Dude, that's a lot, isn't it? I'm like, weed. I don't think that's what their problems. I think I just want to log with it. I think it's probably their shrooms. Into those really grow under a... Cow poop?

Yeah, because I don't know. You need to say that. That him and his buddies would go out into the fields up in Pompey when they all lived in a house and would get mushrooms. Big bunch of bags of mushrooms all the time under the cow poop and during the season. And they'd have mushrooms further, whatever. Without trying to... Well, I'm not incriminating any of our audience. There are people listening right now who could probably have kind of waiting hoping that they're in there. Dude, they grow under cow dung. Because we used to hear that too. Like, yeah, man, if you find a cow patty under it, those are the mushrooms. But then you're... I was not tabling. But then you're eating... Yeah, you might have... You might have been just getting high on a little bit of... Yeah, if the farmer... Okay, somebody in chat says... Yeah, if the farmer doesn't use government grain. Interesting. What does that mean? I don't want to know about... That. You're trying to get your own mushrooms cooking up there, bud? No. Can we not do that? You can't grow mushrooms in the state. But that's an interesting... You know... Yeah. Like, what the hell?

Because I know that, you know, people that actually do it aren't... using like poop. They're doing it in a normal way, so you're not growing under poop. Joe says my grandmother used to pick mushrooms in the pasture all the time. All right, well, maybe they worked for you, I guess. I always wonder, because I see a plethora of mushrooms in my... Yes, you do, and you pick them. In my ventures, but I'm not eating them. I just see them, and I'm like... I wonder if you can eat... One of them, I don't know how it has to be edible, was how many I see. But you don't like mushrooms. So you're not just... No, I'm just killing berries. He likes berries on bushes of his wife. I do. I see the bush with a berry on his teeth. You're gonna watch out for that. I'm gonna get me a black raspberry. Yeah, grass says I knew a few guys who grew them in their basements. Hmm. I'm not gonna be dabbling in mushrooms any time soon. You guys have your fun with it? I would, it's just not... I'm the days of that. I can't do the legal stuff anymore where you're like... Where'd that come from who made that? You know the cops, and I don't care. Just wait. Yeah. I'll let other people do it and then give it to me.

Report back and hope that maybe someday we're allowed to legalize it or whatever. Yep. What is going on outside of our studio? I gotta go see, dude! There's like 500 trucks. There's this guy cutting off people. I don't know what's going on. Yeah, no one can park there. Holy cow, we got an activity baby. Monday! Woohoo! It's wild! It is way too much for us to pay attention to doing a job. Oh man. Now this guy's backing up because those trucks got to get in. They probably work behind us here so they probably got to get in there. They just aren't sure what to do because of the wildness and socialness here. Goodness, this is insanity happening out here. A lot of it. Sean Kelsey, get Sean down here to direct traffic. A lot of it. I think now the operation happening. Yeah. Now the operation. Huh. Well, let me focus on the audience here for a moment. Yes. We need to close the blinds because we're distracted little puppies. That's fine. It never happens to me. I'm never distracted by things outside.

I am not one. I make a lot of bad food choices. That's not a new thing here if you've listened to the show on K-Rock for any amount of time. Okay, we'll see. And even I feel like maybe this is this is too much. I didn't know about the Wendy's T. Rack's burger. Do you know what this is? Excuse me. Okay. The headline says, Whoa! Right? Right. That's not real. It's real and it's back. It's real and it's back. It's it's breakfast. It's not going to let me look on the app. Long band T. Rack's burger. A 3000 calorie. Nearly $30 item that includes nine beef patties. And nine slices of cheese is back for a limited time in Oklahoma. Oh, there it is. So I can't get it here.

You can Oklahoma. I can make them. I was going to say you could easily make that but why? Why? That looks really gross. That is. I want Wendy's really bad now though. Here we go. Here we go. I was looking because they do Wendy's pictures. Ain't it? That's not what I look for. Yeah. That's not what they're going to make it look great. You know, I mean anytime any of these places doing this. No, you want the real deal. There it is. Yeah, that's no. That's what I'm looking at too. No. If you guys can't Google it, it's exactly what you think. Here we go. Imagine a Wendy's burger. There's a crude version of how you can look at it. Oh, imagine like you get one, you get a Wendy's burger and then you get a second patty and then you get a third patty. Three triples. And then you do that six more times and it just looks like a vertical meatloaf essentially which cheese in it. Yeah, it doesn't look like that's going to taste. I don't know how you eat that. Good. You don't. You like, I don't know how you get that in your mouth. You like, it's like sideways bite it and all that stuff.

No, no. Or you have to fork and knife it. But yeah, that's what I would have to do when honestly and honestly. Well, you would mind that. Honestly, that's too much meat for your boy too. It's your take Wendy's has a good burger. You're making it. Yeah, you're ruining it. Yeah, you're ruining it and then you're not going to want it for every time and then you're going to ruin Wendy's for you forever. This is an audio of I guess an influencer, old guy eats ordering it. Inside my local Wendy's and I heard about this TX burger. Nine patties, nine slices of cheese. They looked great. I had to come down here and give this a try. It doesn't look great. I can't wait to dig in. Let's get started. Three, two, one. What? Go. What? Why is he? Six minutes, 26 seconds. It's very visual. He's just like trying to eat this thing. It took him six minutes and 26 seconds. I feel like that's for comparison. I feel like for those people, that's a long time. I feel like that's how thick and big this is.

That six minutes is a long time. These guys usually fly through these things. That's too much meat. If I'm being and that's coming from meat, who would put down a good amount of Wendy's? Yeah. Yeah. At that point, your mind is just make yourself a meatloaf and that way it will at least be something that tastes good. You know? 250 grams of protein. So we're Balkan. Oh my God. I'm going to get the T-Rex from trying to bulk out. I got a bulk up for basketball. I'm going to take the hardest dump you've ever seen in your entire life. And sister's not wrong. I go back through the drive-thru because I got to give up for the white bike. That was my- In my defense, how many patties was that? Four total? I don't remember. I just remember. Because I think the pretzel burger was a double. Yeah. And then I ate it and then I went back due to pretend that my wife wanted one and I ate that one too. So that was four. I wasn't even half way to the T-Rex. That way I've been. When you think of moments, that might be my favorite moment that I've ever had with you. Right. That's close. It's up there. It was just the funniest thing that has ever happened.

We were doing Wendy's content or influencer. We were Wendy's influencers a little bit. We were doing Wendy's content and they wanted us to go review the new pretzel burger when it came out. And I ordered one I ate and it was so damn good I wanted another one because I have addiction problems and I went back through but apparently I got nervous in the moment. No, I said just say it's for the wife because that's what we were talking about. We just do it and then you did it. You know, you said it to the guy. I did it. And just their non reaction was just. But it was almost like they didn't care but they did. Yeah. I'm like sure, bud. Yeah. But I don't care but sure it is. Oh, now in that same area, I pretend I had people in my back seat I was ordering for as well. Now I'm just honest. I'm open and honest with my drive. There's no. I'm open and honest because we can all picture him doing that. What's that? Okay. Okay, I guess I'll also take. Wait, you sure? Okay, yep. I'll take another. Yeah. That was me last night. If I lived in a swigo, thank God I lived 20 minutes from a swigo because that tallies

drive through would be the end of me. What? I did it last night. It is it just is it them running stuff out or is it like literally a drive through? Literally drive through. They made they build a built a building. Now last night I put I put them to the max so I had to pull up to one of the spots. Hell yeah. Show bro ran it out. What up show bro? Tolly's in a swigo. Does it just look like a like a dunking? Looks like a little mini tollies kind of and you pull up. But it's a it doesn't I mean it has pretty much the full menu for what I order. I don't know what outside order. Can you get like birds? I don't think you can get like got so wife got and there's one of more. There's corners too. That's dangerous. You're getting tandy's you can get wife got the three piece Asian tender meal with the bread and the coleslaw on the fries. Okay. Uh all this got just a side of fries with some mac and cheese. Okay. And then me and the youngest split the 10 piece nice. And then I got a couple of just sides to add all tenders couple barbecue or whatever the spicy ones. Bobbuckers. Oh. And then I tax a code. Yeah, I put down eight tollies tenders last night.

It's not some bad. This is it's a lot. It's what we're dealing with today. I mean, yeah, that's yeah, that's didn't think about that. Tech leaders unite amid her today. I warning you did this. We already made billions off to put now you did this. You built it just now there's going to be bad back. Yeah, and they don't want to face any of it. There should be tons of backlash on these tacked orks. They made they made things so much worse. It's not because I'm not a better exponentially worse. Yeah, and now they're like, I'd rather go back to encyclopedia Britannica's at this point. You know, the internet was a mistake. Oh, oh, everybody. Happy Monday. Thank you for tuning in. We are the show head to the show.fm for all of our links and information and Coco. Yeah, so into your football. I was first Sunday of the season. It was.

So good. Stacked football athletes. That's the first day ever. If we're talking football, let's go back and start Saturday as we got to talk to the SU game. Yeah, that I don't know anything about football, but those refs were involved way more than they needed to be, right? Nobody pays any money for to see the refs. No, I get you have to call some stuff, but you could call penalties on every single play. If you, especially when you're there, you can watch like anybody or like look anywhere you want and set about the TV, want you to see the show. Like so you can watch the line and see did they hold every play. Okay, every play. Okay, but anytime Syracuse had something good happen for them, the refs huddled and you couldn't see it on TV because they didn't always call penalty on them, right? But they play always huddled up.

Yeah, it was wild or they would give you would almost like see him like kind of look over to Cal sideline and be like, you want any second for this or like we go, you're okay with that? It was a bad look. It was just not. Yeah, a couple of them were bad, you know, plays that. The proper terms, that was a bad call, right? But that, yeah, that was that was unreal or some of the just the the tiki tack calls. Yeah. They had some of it was Syracuse kind of shooting themselves in the foot a little bit. Like again, that one guy, jelly through what three interceptions for. Yeah, was it. I think it was more than he's ever thrown before. Oh, he's been my son. So it was not a good look for the quarterback. We're all counting on at least three and he had a couple. Okay, we kind of let him back a little bit. And maybe he'll play better. I don't see it. You don't see it. I don't see it with him. Like last year, I just don't. I don't know what he had the benefit of mystery last year where he played a couple of games and like, wow, look at these stats.

He's having a great season. Yep. And then he went down. So all he lived on was the myth of Stephen Jones. And it wasn't like he was murdering teams or anything. He had a couple of okay games. But I don't know. There's just when you watch him, there's just something that doesn't seem like you're like you're not watching. You're going, he's got it or whatever. Like watching a column of cord like he looked like an NFL player. Sure. And Jolly, I don't know. Maybe I would love for an improvement wrong. I didn't know that like the one thing you can't do is do the throat cutting motion in this this idiot did it. That's one thing shooting yourself in the foot. That's the only thing you can't do. And they have that amazing play that could have turned the game around because it felt like that. And everybody could see him do it. And I don't know if you could hear it on TV, but everybody kind of was like, yeah, oh, so is he did that. Yeah, dude. No, they were really beating themselves. Yep.

They could have beat Cal. Yeah, they're just screwing themselves over. Yeah, Cal, they didn't have, for having a couple star guys, they didn't do anything crazy. They weren't, you know, going nuts. They weren't throwing bombs. Bear keys was having some pretty good special teams. So I mean, it's just one of those where you can't throw three picks. Yeah, type deal. It's wild, man. It's wild. Who's the next game? Who do they put it on Thursday? Yeah, yeah, that's good. Pits really good. Um, I think they're better. It's just that's a quick turnaround and then to be in pit on a Thursday night, which I assume is, I assume yes. Yeah, again, I don't know any more sports. I didn't know pit has so many fans. They built that new state. Is 103,000 people can fit in there. It's crazy. They would play in at highens field. They would play on the same field as the Steelers. Yeah, that's insane. Wild. So I don't know what the team does. It's just a lot of, I'm not great play calling in my opinion. I don't know why you, it's like what? Fourth and eight and you try to run it up the middle.

Yeah, they're a couple, yeah, the play calling a couple times here or there that. Shoot yourself in the foot. The bad snap there at the end. It's just kind of a couple things that were just like fundamentals that later in the year, you're, they won't make that mistake. Like I bet your friends kid who unfortunately was the snapper there. I bet he doesn't do that ever again. I think it's sad to see. Yeah, good. And nerves to their home. First time they had to do that probably your first time you do this or you know what I mean? Like they hadn't had a game tying field goal situation. You can work on that in practice all you want until you're. All right. Under two minutes to tie the game. That's pressure for like kid. Yeah. What was the 19, 20 years old? So. So then we jumped to Sunday. Coco. What a day of football. So you said it was a great day of football. It was the hot, what how do you say it? Highest scoring day one in NFL history. It was. It was awesome.

Wow. Even that bears Carolina game. Mm hmm. Was just ridiculous. It's 59 to 37. So I'm going through the scores. You jump in if you saw anything you want to talk about all of what are you doing? Four screens on the big TV and then out like alternate screens. No, Red Zone. Red Zone. I am a I love Red Zone. Okay. Red Zone. I mean, how much does that cost? My kid might want that. Um, well, that's weird. They make it a package. Uh huh. So it's 1099 a month, but on your YouTube TV. Yeah. You just you just cancel in. Who's the playoffs hit? Yeah. Anymore. I said, you can watch all the games. But it's enough. Once there's like a cowboys game that will be on at the same time, I might do split screen or even ignore Red Zone. But I don't like to. And that's different from Sunday ticket, that like hundred dollar and four hundred odd thing. Yeah, they have, I think the OG Red Zone, I think someone have to correct me on that. But I think they had like the first one. So they might have inside of a Sunday ticket, their own.

That's cool version of that. Yes, they have every game in that when you've got Red Zone on, it just cuts into the game that's having action right now. It's just whipping on. So you're not watching every game balls and just boring stuff. Yep. Cool. It's their thing is every touchdown from every game. Uh, Saints Lions in overtime. Lions beat the Saints. That they were whooping them. The lines were whooping them and then just slowly you saw that. Like kind of lead tick away and then they took him over time and they went for two. Yeah. Saints went for two to win it. That's the only reason why I do that. Yeah, bangles over the bucks, 3327. Just high score normal box game. Ravens over the Colts, 41, 23. Yeah, that Daniel Johnson, the worst, but Ravens, we forgot he's on the Colts, right? Ravens look pretty good. Ravens look pretty good. Yags over the Browns, 34 to 10. Yeah. Dishon Watson. Um, you suck.

Really? I can't wait for you to be out of the league. Why? What's so bad about him? Uh, he is the masseuse douchebag that despite numerous other things than this off season, getting in trouble for like I don't know he was speeding or something. Yeah, yeah. He uh, sexually assaults, uh, masseuses. He'll make you touch his Weiner whether you want to. Is that a lot of time? No, it's been pretty much. I'm just approving things on the Browns and they just don't care because in the NFL, you can sexually assault and murder. But if you throw a ball, we want you here and you can run real fast, we'll get you back on that field. Look at the Jets beat in the Titans. Yeah, that was weird. I hate to give Jets fans any hope because I know that you've been. I bet your hearts broken before I didn't think they'd win a game. No joke. I didn't think they'd win a game. The undefeated Buffalo bills over the Texans. They look pretty good. Bills look good, right? I watched first half of that game. I watched. Good for how good that Texans defense is been supposed to be this year, whatever they looked really good. Josh Allen looked as usual decent self.

Good. So that was great. DJ Moore looking to be a good acquisition for them. Stealers over the Falcons. 2013 that when they said that Cooper Rush was going to start for the Falcons. Oh, really? And he had been having back spasms on Saturday. Like, oh man. Oh boy. But he was the star college guy last year, right? He came in for DAC a couple years ago and kept the ship afloat. Okay. And that turned him into like this vaunted story of what could be the name. And it hasn't done anything really since. And it's kind of over for him. And he was supposed to be third string on the Falcons. Did they put out any D line at this next game as the Bears put up 59 Panthers put up 37? No, no defense plane in that game. They decided they were going to not do that. Okay. And a little backyard football. Right. It was wild. It really did look like backyard football. Every highlight they showed. Wow. And what's great is that it wouldn't matter anyway.

It may well maybe it could have lost my fantasy league. My tight end is the Bears tight end. Whoever one was like, oh, this is going to be his breakout year. It was pretty good last year. In a game of the Bears scored 59 points. Got so many catches. They're starting tight end head. Son. Wow. Wow. Yeah, we know points. Ain't no luck. Leacy right there, man. Yeah, I got a no point. I know luckily see they get 59 points and they're starting the guy on your fantasy. Not a single one. No, Vikings over the Packers 39 22. I didn't see that coming. Jordan love. Okay, but I did not see that coming. Raiders over the dolphins. Yeah. Dolphins still looking good. Yeah. Maybe that Malik Willis didn't look that great. Cardinals over the chargers. Yeah, that's that might be the shocker of the day for me. If not the Cowboys, that I thought was going to be a blowout.

Eagles or a Dabs commanders. They came back. They started coming back. Yeah. The end. I caught the beginning of that game. I watched the Eagles play for a couple of reasons. Hey, I didn't know how much Cody hates the Eagles. But also like there's so many of you listeners that love the Eagles. They love them. So I'm interested in what people like about the Eagles because so many of our listeners for a lot of our fans. It was when they were winning Superbolts. Is that Jalen Hertz is on that team? Yeah, Jalen Hertz, say, Quan Barkley. That's right. Say Quan Barkley look good yesterday too. Yep, AJ Brown who then went to the Pats and then got to Montesmith. All the Giants fans bust in your balls this morning as they beat your Cowboys. Rightfully so while deserve that. You said the Cowboys just didn't play any defense. Was pathetic. I understand like the scheme of the Cowboys defense is zone. But watching like the drive to end the first half might have been the worst drive I've ever seen. Dak turned it over with a terrible throw.

Okay. He looks like he's out of shape by a million times. It's like he's back up. Well, it's it right now. I forget his name Sam Howell. Okay. But he was sweating profusely by like the middle of the first quarter. I was like, bro, you all right? He boozed a little bit Saturday night maybe. You all right, dude? Yeah, hung on through it. Through a terrible pick, which he always does. And then the Giants, instead of the Cowboys end in the first half, scoring points, they just let the Giants march down 10 yards. Yeah. Wide open. Another 10 yards wide open, 15 yards wide open, 15 yards wide open. Not like all contestive touch. I'm saying wide open. And then in the end zone wide open, nobody touched anybody. It was the worst defense I've ever seen them play. And it's one of those where it's like first game jitters, but there shouldn't be for this team. Can you tell by that game if the Giants are as good as everyone is saying they are? I really gauge it.

I think that and this is going to sound like I'm pooing on the Giants. I don't think it was as much as the Giants being this great team as they had a basic game plan. And the Cowboys just let them execute the most basic game plan where you're an NFL team. And these guys are they're still good. The Giants have a good young offense that when they're rolling, they're pretty good. Their defense is a lot better. They've had a bunch of first round picks. They're going to be better than they were last year. The way that the Cowboys just let them execute or just run a corner out and were wide open. They weren't the Giants weren't running crazy plays. They weren't running trick plays. They weren't getting like, oh my God, I can't believe neighbors called that ball out of nowhere. He just caught the ball that was easily thrown to him by Jackson Dart. Yeah. That scatter bro easily just bounce to the outside and was running in for touchdowns. It was awful. Hopefully for Cowboys fans, it was just that they've highly underestimated this Giants team

and came in thinking that they would be top dogs and were not. You got the commanders this Sunday. Yeah, hopefully they can bounce back. There's a football bills alliance. That'll be a good one. Oh, that's. Wow. Those bills and Syracuse on Thursday night. I guess so. That's weird. That's going to be tough. But tonight you got Broncos at Chiefs. Who do you like in that game? Coco. I do like that. I think the Chiefs. Yeah. My homes, I guess, is fine. Okay. After hurting himself. And is this the last Kelsey season do we think? It's gotta be. It's gotta be, right? It's gotta be. And I don't, I forgot to check to see if Bonix was good to go after he got hurt in the playoffs. Yeah. It's still be fun. I think a lot of people calling it a work this Friday. We are. We're not going to be here Friday. Oh, nice. Yeah. We get an extra sleep. We're going down to a reverie. Buyers club, a little cannabis convention down in the city. So, but yeah, that'll be, it'll be a fun week too. Cause again, even with that Cowboys game, that was the most fun week one.

Mm-hmm. It was just wild. Every game was crazy. It was good. Switch. I want to get deeper in the football talk. Coco, I love to talk football with your twitch.tv slash. That was yesterday. The show. Yeah. A little bit of football. A little bit of football. How do you make a name as the city's most compelling compact crossover? Well, the Lexus UX started with a refined suspension tuned for the streets. Then added a palette of distinctive, vibrant exterior colors, and kept it going with an available 12.3 inch touchscreen using our intuitive Lexus interface. The Lexus UX, engineered to fit in, designed to stand out. See Burtic Lexus and Cicero. Spruff! A hoi hoi, this is K-Rock. All right, let's get the Oasis talk out of the way since I've known.

I know how we sound. I don't care. Listen. Listen. We like what we like. You guys like what you like what we like. And not for everybody. We have a radio show. You can talk about... You can talk about your favorite bands. Oh. As... Sammy Hagar, what are the kids like? Friday after the show, Coco and I went to the mall to see the Oasis documentary. Don't look back and anger. It was... Oasis and freaking Tastic. It was phenomenal. I wasn't sure what to expect even a little bit because I didn't know what you could possibly do with that. Pre-gamed to the little mall Chinese. Yup. That helped the spot. Was it good? Get the spot. Although I made him regret. I forgot to ask you what you even got. I got fried rice. Yup. Two combo, three combo. Four. Two. And that was my regret. You should have got you wanted three. Because here's what happened. I got my fried rice and then I go, I'll get the orange chicken and then I'll get the bourbon chicken.

And then I get to the end of the line and I saw the sweet and sour chicken and then I get that. I guess you got to go back. Didn't get the general. I don't like the general. I told you that. I'm not a general guy. I don't like the general. That's you. I like the other ones but that's like that's it. That's like the main reason I even get. They load me up and then I ate my food. Coco smoked his joint, came in and we met in the food court. Oh. We go up to the IMAX theater. I'd never been in me either and I want to talk about that in a second. We walk up to the counter and the girl probably 21 years old, maybe she goes. She sees Cody shirt and she goes, Oh, are you here for the oasis thing and we go, yeah, because we're all excited. She goes, what is it? What is it? What is oasis? Yeah, what is oasis? We're like, Oh, it's a thing that you probably are two. You're definitely too young to know about. She'd heard of oasis though. She did? She goes, OK, it's the band.

I think she's being nice. Well, he's about to learn today. We met the only other guy going to the oasis movie 11, 30 on a Friday morning and right then at that moment, five to six other people filed in after the fact I posted a photo of the jam packs theater. But yeah, we had the. And it was a good realization I said earlier in the show that we met this guy who had an oasis shirt on and he was ready to like, he was like, what shows did you go to? Did you go to the show? You would your favorite song. And I'm like, oh, that's what we sound like to other people. I, yeah, we've never asked. But then I'm also realizing, is this our Dave Matthews? Like are we those guys now? Yeah. Where we talk about the shows we went to and what songs we like? Well, yes and no, because you know, this is. They don't do any shows. Yeah, this had been. If this had been like, they're just another band and they hadn't broke up for 15 years. Yeah. We like, all right, we're we're being silly goose is with how well our excitement, how much we're talking about it. But it's not just another show. They do anything for 15 years.

So at least for the till the next one, it's going to be like this. And if 20, 28, then they have a show. These excitement for us won't won't die down, but we won't spend. And they infamously hated each other doing it. So you're like, what's the big like, oh, a band's playing more shows. No, they hated each other. Yeah. We got and we learned in the movie now, they're best friends again. They're best friends. They will be announcing more tour dates today. Looking like it's just going to be Boston and Las Vegas. I don't know. I say they're playing more than no. I hope you're right. Oh, I hope you're right. Right here in the dough or high mark stadium in Buffalo. Oh, don't joke with it being brand new and big like that. They got to make a splash. Well, it would mean, honestly, like not to, you know, to serve us our needs. Yeah. They're only going to do limited shows in the United States. That kind of gets you into the Midwest. Yeah. Like do a Boston for the East Coast. Yeah. Buffalo gets you like Ohio in the Midwest and it's a little go there, but anecdotie Canada.

And you can't get Canadian people. Good point to come down. And then they're going to do Vegas. It looks like multiple dates at each venue. Oh, they're okay. See, Boston's getting two or three. See, I say they'll do that. They'll do that. They'll do that. You can do more places. I know. They need to do the two nights. They know they do. Not this time. This was my first time in that. I'm Max theater. And I see every movie in there from now on, I think. I'm what's word, we're weary. We're weary of it. Oh, you said afterwards. Because that was awesome for an oasis show. Mm-hmm. The way they had it and the loudness and all that. But I want to see it or like just pop my head in for like a Jason Statham movie. Real cool. I want to see a gun scene or whatever because I have a feeling that bullets in an I'm acts that sounded it's going to be too much. It was the clearest I've ever heard oasis in my life. Whoever makes that movie, it was crazy.

I've never I've never understood Liam on the albums. Right. Not alone at a live show. Right. And I understood every word. Yeah. Yep. And it was like surround sound. That's all over the place. That's all over the place. Yeah. And I think sound had its own speaker and it was crystal clear. Like the fans were separate from the guitars. They were separate from the, you know, from Liam that was separate from. It's all from champagne. Supernova started. You could hear the waves part. That's when I got sad throughout all of it. I had your experience at that moment. Remember when we were at MetLife and you started to realize it's almost over. Yep. When they were getting towards a wonder log, oh, they're going to end the movie. They're wonderful. I mean, not with that champagne supernova. Yep. I don't know. It's almost over. Yep. I texted Cody an hour after I got to go back and see that again. It was just really good. It would be worth to watch it home when they played again because it'll stream eventually. It was a Disney thing. It'll be out Hulu in a month or two or a couple months. I felt a lot of guilt about telling that girl to find another seat. When she came in late, I feel like a dick about that.

No, I, I, you said it. I was thinking it the entire time. I should have just moved. No, I was, I was, that's why I was very hasty. Kind of moving because you said what I was thinking from the time the person walked down certain on a aisle. So here's the happened. There was a whole theater and you could pick your seats. You picked the one right next to the only two people in the whole theater. Here's what happened. And I'll take the barbed wire if I was a dick for this because maybe I was. But literally there was six people in this giant theater. And like 15 minutes into the movie, you see a young girl or a young woman with her like a camera light and she's shining it all the seats in our room. And I had to, she was looking like on the floor and I thought she lost something from a four and I was like, what do you know? Would you look? Cody and I were in number and I was like, no, they're on the, had no seats. G 12 and G 11. And we noticed there's nobody else here. I'll put a seat between us and I'll sit in G 13.

Yeah, he was the other. So G 13, 12 and 11 were claimed by us. This girl shows up and she's shining her light on all the seats and she goes, I'm in G 13 and I just said, well, we have a whole theater. Yeah. So wherever you want. And she didn't care. She sat next to me. She sat like one down from you and then it felt bad. I was like, maybe she wanted, maybe it's her good luck seat or this is where she wanted to. I sure just moved to like G 15 or something. I don't know. My reaction was, what are you talking about? Look around. Look around. I was like, you can pick seats. You literally sit anywhere. Why looking? Did you pick the only seat next to the people in the theater? There was no way. That's why I felt guilty. I was like, oh, maybe that's like, maybe part of her OCDs. It's got to be the same seat every time. I don't know. I felt guilty about it. Oh, I didn't really. But also in the moment, I'm like, what are you talking? There's nobody here. I went right back to, I didn't give it a second thought because I don't think she

did either because she, a couple of times I looked at her. I looked over. I kept checking in and enjoying herself. All right. Good. I did feel really guilty afterwards when I was like, what? She didn't though. She didn't because when I bought my tickets, we were the first to be. Yeah, that's true. Yeah, you bought the ticket. No, we bought the tickets. Yeah, a while ago. As soon as they went on sale, I bought our tickets. So I had those seats. But not, and I was like, what? Look, there's nobody here. Yeah, because it was, I go behind me, go wherever you want. Lay down. I don't care what you do. Everybody that started to come up the, our way, because I don't know. There are like six, seven, eight people showed up. Right. But when they came and they'd come walk in our way, every time I was like, no way. Right? No way. The whole theater's open. There's four of us. Right. And then she did and I went, no. No. And then we have. And then we have. And then started walking by and I went, oh my God, she's going to sit right in between

us all right here. And then she did it. And I went, no way. So say I hadn't moved to G 13 and she showed up and that C was available. Yeah. She would have belt fine just sitting direct next to the other two people. Yeah, I guess. Maybe she, that one did an awkward for you. Maybe she wanted the comfort of other people. All right. She's still sad. She was fine. Everybody was fine. One next to me. Everybody was fine. Yeah, no, she, no, there was never, yeah, there was no. I don't know. Oh, didn't see my. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, that was fun. Anyways, that's a review. Great movie. I'm probably going to go watch it again. It's not cheap to go to that theater, but the sound and the vision and everything that the seats were incredible. It was not. So yeah, I want to see something else there. Yeah. For sure. Has did any literally anybody else in our listening audience go to the Oasis movie this weekend? Is it the most unrelatable topic we've ever done? I would be shocked. I want to, I want to know if anybody. In the listening area of K Rock right now, tax me 315364109.

I'll give you some of Paulie's desk. Nice. It smells like a fall. Somebody pooped in the pants over there between that song. Oh, I, I, I, I, I'm feeling lightheaded honestly right now. I feel delusional poop air in the where I am. You can get the show on demand wherever you download your favorite podcasts. Type in K Rock the show. Although, if you, if you listen on Spotify, F Spotify. Everyone else every single episode Spotify finds a problem with my podcast because there's music in it and stuff. It was not a lot like just bump back like that. Like that little clip of Green Day would be like, no, it, you'll say at the most that you'd hear the littlest bit of something when it makes sense in the editing. Like I get the shows where we'll do like a big segment of like, Dad, here's all your dad rock tunes that I'm fine. You can flag that, but they just find the most random crap. So if you're trying to download on Spotify and you like, episodes are missing, it's not me. I'm not going to be on Spotify. So they don't like it. Go to the show.fm and find another link that works maybe on Apple. If you're on Apple, you can get the Apple podcast link.

If you're on Android, you can get the Google Play music, whatever link. All right. Or sit your ass down. Spend time every day. Spend time. I'm just thinking. Six a.m. Tonight. A.M. Till we're done. So we're done. All right. You spend the mornings with us. Okay. That's not too much to ask. Oh, I ordered. I ordered. God damn night with your mommy Gary. Oh, it's game night. Oh, Gary. Gary made fajitas for dinner. All right. We'll go for Gary. He looks me in the living room when we watch TV. Well, all I have is a living room. I don't have a dining room. All right. So Cody, what are the top states that spend the most? New York. Damn it. You're damn right. I do love this state. It's the most money on only fans per capita. Oh, I think per capita is doing a lot of work. Yeah, because I was going to say California, but now I say no. Right. Now I'd say like New Jersey.

No. No. You got to think real small. That not small and size wise, but in population wise. Oh, I guess it was one of these again. All right. So like. And South Dakota. North Dakota. Oh, damn it. Good idea though. No, not the Dakota. Oh, damn it. North Dakota. I can give you the numbers, but it won't make any sense. 278,815 dollars per 10,000 adults. Like, what does that make? I don't make any sense. Yeah. This is per capita. So I mean, like that caveat, I think adds a lot of weight to it. Because number two is Nevada. Yeah. Number three is Colorado. Yeah. Number four is West Virginia. Colorado. Colorado. Interesting. There's a little horny out there. All right. Yeah. And then Arizona coming in at number five. Wait, sorry. Do you say West Virginia? Oh, really? They just got their phones. I was going to say that's going to be new for them. I don't mean. I don't know how much of a market there is for causing on cousin, but sure.

Got them. Uh, the states have spent the least Mississippi. No, it could be a because Mississippi is probably a little poorer than most states. Yeah. So I mean, it's Mississippi. I can go out into my field and see plenty of free banging. I ain't paying for it. I need to be paying for touching myself videos. Okay. File by Arkansas. Plus it's a sin. Tennessee. It's a scene. And Louisiana. Another sin. The US is expected to spend. Oh, man. I want you to know. Oh, man. How much money do you think only fans will make off of the United States of America in 2026? I don't want to make it seem crazy. So I'll say $30 million. $30 million. Did I go too high? Did I go way too low?

Oh, no. Only fans is expected to make $5.3 billion in the year 2026, which is a 9% increase over last year. So showing them parts, ladies, and it is a very profitable business. You don't even have to show. No, a lot of bikinis. The only fans. Yeah. And I just think it's a layer. So this poor website started out for artists and such. Fans and, you know, oh, yeah, I forgot about that. Just the painters. It was like a my space for a second. It was literally over your fans. For your fans. For your fans. Like, we could have an only fans page. But yes, as you know, my God, I said $30 million. You were so off. Once you take away the per capita, California does spend the most. That's why I was going to say they spent last year $675 million in the state of California. I don't know. I love making ladies as much as the next.

I've never paid a dime for it. But I guess if it's, if it's what appeals to people or it's the, the, the, the people you don't usually see, it's not just porn stars. Like the celebrities that do it stuff. That stuff. There's a bunch of that. If they would do it, they'd make a bunch of money. Hey, I'm all about, I'm pro sex work. Summoner says that's half-top dudes. I don't think so at all. I think if a lady's willing to show her body or a guy's willing to show his body or. I'd say damn willing to show their body. Right. I'd pay for some. There's some that I would absolutely pay for if they were like someone shot a message and went, hey, I might have an only face. I think there's numerous showgirls that can make it. That's what I'm talking about. Pretty instant. That's what I'm talking about. Just say, mouth fire and she'll know. I haven't thought about Judas Light in years and then she's a fashion week. Not she was dead. It don't. I did. I did. I thought she was dead. No, but she was barely good morning. This is K-Rock. I thought she died. Recently, why was she in the news? I think she just got out of acting, right? I have no idea. I don't know anything about the great Judas Light.

She popped up in Fashion Week last week. Rose is down there to see Rose who keeps posting Fashion Week. Yeah. All right. Speaking of only fans don't make millions of dollars. Yeah. You ever got her to do that? Yeah, Judas Light popped up. Yeah, it looks great. I like her outfits. And like she was just dressed like... It's not like mom because moms are our age now. No, no, it's like a grandma look or something. It's like mom chic, if you will, because you can't wear these pants out anywhere. Judas Light 77. How I don't agree that. No, she's not. No, she's not. I don't think she is. Absolutely no chance that woman is three years from 80, bro. Yeah, there's no way. No. I mean, yeah, she looks great and glad she's great. Well, as long as we're talking duties we thought were dead. Judge Judy's also retiring. Yeah, that one I knew she's 83. I just thought she had stopped doing judge crap quite some time ago.

Judge Judy will retire from on camera work. She's still going to keep her only fans up though. Okay. Judith Shendolin, aka Judge Judy, is retiring this fall? Subscribe, Judge. She's stepping away from being in front of the camera. Well, yeah, she's worth over $400 million. She's the boss applesauce. She is. She was making $47 million a year. She would do in this Judge Judy show that joke about would go in, tape three hours worth of shows. There's eight seasons right there. Yeah. See you next year. Thanks for $100 million. And like none of these were actually real cases. They were just people who had like civil disputes and they'd come in and they'd be paid to be on the show and she'd make a ruling. Is she not? I think she's a real judge but these weren't like real. Oh, because you got to, she's not a judge in every jurisdiction in the country.

This was just a show. So like you had it out, if you and I had a battle like say we were roommates. I never really thought about that. And you had me two grand and back rent. Not just a, we would go, we would apply the Judge Judy show. Yeah, I wouldn't be able to go to California to make a ruling in New York. Yeah. So you would, I'm sorry, I just ruined Judge Judy for you. Yeah. I didn't really that I, I didn't watch that. That time frame of shows is like my least favorite and always has been, especially as a kid like coming off from school daytime shows and you're like, oh, it's Ricky Lake, Jerry Dringer, Judd show, Judd show time. Like, oh my God. They are? I don't, they're not my jam at all. There is a, I don't know how they get the celebrities they get. You know the show, is it Byron Allen maybe or somebody? Comics Unleashed, have you ever seen that? I see it on, I see it on the guide. It.

What is it? The least funny show. Oh, I've never actually. I've never seen, but it's got like the biggest names on it. I don't know if they just, I don't know if he has a ton of money to pay them. What, what is it? It's like Byron Allen. He's a comic. Yeah, it's kind of like a game show, but it's, he's a producer like he owns a bunch of, so behind the scenes, I guess Byron Allen owns a bunch of media. So he's paying to have the Colbert slot now. So he's paying CBS that have that slot. And I believe he pays to book Comics Unleashed on TV, but it's very like, genuinely funny comics will be on the show, but they're doing lines that just aren't natural. So it'll be like, like a pre-written panel, a panel with like, pre-written lines and things. It's like a band Hollywood squares. Oh, all right. And it's like, canned like cat skills jokes. Like, it'll cut to like, you know, Whitney Cummings, I'm gonna be like, tell that to

my first boyfriend. Yep. Yep. Who would absolutely do one of those? She does. And like, John Lovitz-Dazam and- Oh, because he's like Anthony Jassel-Nick doing a very like dark witty, uh, Anthony Jassel-Nick comment. And you'll sit there and you'll be like, this must be playing to somebody, but I'm ain't playing to me because it's the least funny thing you've ever seen. Huh. Another one, my wife likes to show, so I gotta be careful what I say about it. My wife, it's celebrity game night is on in the middle of the day too. I don't know that one either. Dude, you got- You having an adventurous life has saved you from so much of this because during the summer my wife will be home because she's an educator. Yeah. And she'll just have the TV on in the background. Oh, I like Jane Lynch. Yeah, Jane Lynch hosts that. 2013. I might not. And that'll be on in the middle of the day. Okay. Okay, never I've never seen this. There's a like, Jalile White hosts a game show during the day type in Jalile White game show. See all that stuff is like my least favorite thing. I don't like it either.

It's on. I love Jalile White, but the game shows there. Like, I don't know who these are for, I guess, unemployed people or- It's a side. What does it come? Flip side. Yeah, I don't know if that is about. Wow. No, yeah, I can't. There's a hundred Judd shows on during the day. Thank God I'm obsessed with like- Sports. NFL weekly and NFL whatever. Like, there comes a time on ESPN, whatever once, you know, sports centers, running for six hours, and then there's a weird random hour or whatever of something. And then they, well, I can't believe how much I don't like anymore. The Maca-Fee show runs for a little bit and then they start with the good stuff. People are turning on Maca-Fee, aren't they? I'm over it. Too much. You're not alone. People, the ratings are showing it. People are turning on. I'm like, what happened? People are over it. And he's doing the thing that when I first started not following, but like seeing stuff from Bar- from Barstool. Yeah.

In the Labbittar Show. We liked Dan and Stu Gotts. We liked Barstool with the first couple guys, a littlest of it, not really. We like, you know, there's just the couple got like, we like Maca-Fee. Then they try to make it so all of their inner circle become stars, whether we like it or not. So they get like spin-off shows? Like nobody gives a crap about the 50 other people that Port-Noy shoves on our throws for the other guy's random shows. Nobody cares. Maca-Fee's got eight people on that show that no, I don't want to, don't stop going over to the desk with these two random people that I don't know who they are. No repairs. Right, I hear you saying. We want to hear from like that guy and it's too much of, I think, you didn't even thought we were wanted to watch just him and his boys shoot the ish all day. But even Pat has kind of the shines off the apple on him. Yes, because he goes some ways and then- I don't know, they'll hate him on college game day now, right? Or does he not do that anymore? No, he does. That's where it's okay. I think he's toned it down a little bit.

But he also kind of goes both ways and then won't admit to it type deal. Like without getting in and if you're going to take pictures with the president, don't hide from it after the fact. Right, gotcha. You know what I mean? Like that? No, no, no, stand on what you want. No, no, no, it's just, it's the Patriot games. Yeah, dude, right. Bro, yeah, bro, gotcha. I gotcha. Yeah. And it's not that. That's just a small example. It's an example, I getcha. It's no, I was reading an article over the weekend. I forget what the article was. It was about like, bro sports shows and how they're kind of, they, they, their time is kind of in the past. It really is. It's when the ESPN is getting backlash because I guess like they're putting out a ton of podcasts. It's random people. ESPN is so guilty for this where they just think that anybody is worth listening to and we will. It's like you can't push somebody like Dan or Lofsky and have people be like, oh, this

guy makes sense. And what he's saying is going to be absolutely correct. He was the worst quarterback in the history of the NFL. Right. Yeah, he made it to the NFL. Great. But he still was the worst quarterback. But I have to trust everything he says and what his way of breaking down players, he knows. So that's a good sports show now that you like. Honestly, I like to watch like NFL live. Okay. Just like a panel of a couple of them. Um, NFL game day on Sundays with Rich Eisen and Rich Eisen show still top not. I like Rich Eisen. Rich Eisen is still top not. And Patrick could you like Dan? He's good, but even he's doing. He's like, I said it where he's got his, he has like his insiders. Yeah. Like his buddies do it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The stew gots thing. I can't wait to see some type of mini documentary on a laboratory. I never thought they would break up, but he has talked about it. Stu got some. Anybody doesn't know that he left to go do an actual sports show. I think right on the West Coast.

Why do they be falling out? Or something? Because he wanted to do Dan and Stu gots and Dan wanted to do metal, like media stuff. Dan is going back on every single thing he bitched and moaned about for 20 years. Oh, really? Like what? Everything. His stance on everything, especially that I don't want to put all the blame on. Well, he got married, but like he was always like, I'm a bro. I don't need to be married. Sure. He got married and was like, well, no, hey, my wife and a short guy. And it kind of turned into where he didn't want to do it as much anymore. He wanted all of his buddies to do all the shows and it would anytime I started to turn it on, it was never Dan and Stu gots. It was eight other people that I don't want to hear. Yeah, you can't do that. That's what Stern's going through right now is that he's boiled that show down to one day of the week and like I always say on this show, that's not the job. One day a week isn't the job. If you don't want to do morning radio, do call it something else. Or it would be the job is five days a week and it's the Dan Levitard show with Stu

gots. It wasn't because it took his name off. But I mean, like it's that's the show. Right. It's like how this show was us. People wouldn't tune in to every day watch two of our friends and stuff. Yeah. Well, it's the show, but it's not, but it's, but it's not. Chris and Steve and I get it. You get to a certain level of success or you're making millions of dollars and you can just call whatever shots you want. I'm just saying that's not the job. That's fine. Yeah. And I think Stern's getting that backlash now because he's doing like one show a week and it's on HBO and all the comments are always like what's going to be on HBO? Right. And it's like a random Monday. It's a time. Yeah. I remember the hack count. It's that it's where it's I get you want to make other people money with Levitard, but like people want you. Yeah. That's the show. People want Stern. Not just here, some Howard. Yeah. But at this point, I mean, I don't even know why you bother at this point. You know, I think it's what you always say. He's got people around him that like rely on him. Yeah.

You know, all that. He feels guilty out of the firing. He's laid off so many people like I guess that I guess the whole, you know, kerfuffle was that he even his staff didn't know that he signed a deal with HBO Max. Yeah. And like they found out like just right before it got announced and like then the HBO started going in the studio and like changing things are not supposed to change. I guess the whole thing. Yeah. It's just he like you said he's got to touch. Yes. Yeah. Just bow out. Let sure they they can try to do it with everybody but him. I can assure you of Cody and I ever get rich and out of touch. We will bow out. Yeah. If I'm making a hundred million dollars a year. So I was in my roles Royce. Well, that's what's happened with a lot of these podcasts, bros too. Like Rogan, Chrysher, Tom Sager, they all got so rich like what they don't relate to the rest of us anymore. No, I mean, Bert's always one whatever. But as Sager as anybody become more unrelatable, that was so relatable.

Yeah. Like you had to go to now like money corrupts man. I remember specifically the moment because I used to like watching like two bears one cave like they're the podcast. Yeah. Specifically, they get each other gifts like they try to outdo each other with gifts. And one episode. Yeah. Either Bert gave Tom a car or one of them gave the other one like an expensive car and I was like, oh, this isn't this isn't relatable content anymore. Yeah, it was funny when like I only think I think of his ears. What would he get him like Hitler's got him like a Nazi something like, how that's funny. Now you have to throw that out. You know, you got to photo. Yeah, you do something with this, but yeah, the get a car. I mean, like I don't know. I would obviously love to be rich, but I'm just saying like this gig where you are in a pair of social relationship with people every day, you've also got to be able to relate to those people. Yeah. And when you're driving, you know, you're flying private everywhere and you're going

to the White House and you're going to expensive meals and you can give cars as gifts. And it doesn't help when people know what you make. So when you try to play it off, like, you know, you know what I mean? We know. We know we get it. It happens with standups too. Like take away broadcasting, podcasting all that stuff. Like, Seinfeld was unrelatable after like, what are you going to do? You're going to talk to me about pop-tarts, Seinfeld. Right. You don't need pop-tarts. Right. You don't need pop-tarts. Yeah. Nope. I don't know he was in his 70s too. Yeah. He was on Sebastian Manus Galco show. Yeah. And he interviews people sometime. Oh, you listen to that in a series. Yeah. He's got it. Well, he took over. I forget what comedy channel it was, but they made it. Yeah. Sebastian Manus Galco radio. He's that's when he's not, he's that Tuesdays. Sure. Right. Why not? That's when he has like thing drop free. It does a random interview or whatever.

Where again, sometimes it's extremely unrelatable because he's like the richest stand up in the game. He had on his hair transplant doctor. See what I'm saying? It was 45 minutes of what are we doing? Like there's this whole media ecosystem that has gotten themselves, God love him. You made your millions. Yeah. But you're not relatable anymore. No, no. Whereas you would like it. I'm still new to the show. So I don't know. Nobody else on it. Whereas somebody that is relatable is Tom Papa and Fortune Feemster do with a thing on both on. I think it might be, is it Comedy Central or one ever, one of those channels. There's a hysterical. Yeah. It's extremely relatable. Tom Papa's a guy that you never, you never blew up to that millionaire status. He's just fun. He's like a solid comic, same with Fortune. And they're both just, they're just funny. Themselves on there. Mm-hmm. You, I think you would like that because it's just kind of like a little, many little podcast. What do I like? And there's some bastion has on his head guy where you saw my, after I got my head transplant,

I noticed some of it was falling off. Yeah. And I went to you and you said, Sebastian, what the, are you doing? It's just like we're all down here struggling to pay for groceries and gas. And it's hard to turn on the podcast where guys are like, I didn't know what Lambo I wanted to drive today. Yeah. Or which house I wanted to visit. Yeah. We're talking about how Sebastian, I don't do anything, anything unless it's a drop of a hat I can leave and go get a coffee. I don't do anything. Yeah, that's a lot of, that's not related. Well, okay, that's very weird, but okay. Yeah, Josh Johnson's a phenomenal comic right now. He's doing great things. He really broke ground by, he'd put out full, I'm not going to call him specials because a special takes like years to shape. Yeah. In comedy nerd world, like you got to take that on the road. But every week he put out like an hour special on YouTube, it wasn't perfect, but it was interesting and cool. Yeah. I like him a lot. Anyways, I could talk about this top of the lot.

I'm sure it's very unrelatable. Just my opinions on the media. Because they're very relatable. I'm not going to stop. He's the best special hour right now. I'm going to stop. I still got to watch that because I got to watch it before I hate his guts because I can't see him on the DSPN commercial anymore. I want me to watch football. They grabbed him for a commercial. And I'm like, no, they're going to run in. Really, Stavia. And it's hard to get at that point where I hear it. And I'm like, Stavia, is he doing his Ravens character? No, he's just telling you that he has pins, got all the football. Okay. Just watch football on the SPN and it's don't burn out. Don't burn us out on Stavia. And I'm like, don't you do it? Because he's from Baltimore. He has this character he doesn't social media like called Rick or something. Oh no, I have to say. Where is the ultimate Ravens fan? So yesterday, of course, he put out a video about the Ravens are going to the Super Bowl. He has that thick Baltimore accent. He's got no shirt on and a necklace when he's doing it. It's funny. He's very good in that tire show. Yeah, you like that. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know anything about tennis. No, I can't follow it. I can't. I don't know.

I tried a couple times. I just I'm sorry. It's possibly my least favorite. You got to fix the scoring. It's just one point. It's just you can't want nothing. Oh, no, it's too nothing. No, it's too nothing. No, it's too one. But they got the rolling thing. Good morning, everybody. Yeah, go have your fun. You're enjoying your tennis. You can do it. Your tennis rackets. More for you guys. Well, how did your seminals play this weekend? They were off this week. They had that heart breaker last week. And then this Saturday they get Alabama. So it could be one and two real quick. And then Mike Novel is the coach. There is not true rumors that he got fired after the Assamu game. The dude came in hot there and everyone thought he was the next great thing. And he was not. They they flubbed this whole Dion crap. Really? What they do? Not how you're Dion. Oh, yeah. They needed to just figure that out.

Now that he's not his kids aren't there, he'll be next like yeah, Florida state in a year to. Yeah. I think people are turning on Fran here in Syracuse. I see those comments. Yeah, it's it's rough when you have such a year that worked so perfectly. You gave people hope with Kyle McCord, but that's what this NCAA is. That's what this is. You're going to get one offs. Yeah. That come out of nowhere where you're like the hell? What do you mean Syracuse is 10 and three? Mm-hmm. They got the right transfer portal people at the right time. I mean, look, some of these guys, they went wherever they went and they made that team great. It's got to get the next. Rainham quarterback. They got to get dialed and when they bring up the Florida state seminals because in seminal county, Florida, 41 year old man, Nicholas Leidick was arrested again. And his name is going to be funny for a reason too.

He's got a leader. As he was once again in a target parking lot wearing only a G string and sneakers. Did they have pictures of me or of how? Nicholas, yeah, huh? Deputy discovery backpack. You say again? Oh, yeah, this is a thing. Oh, no, this is a thing. He found a backpack containing women's underwear in various sex toys. Nothing wrong with that. Hell! Nope. He was charged with indecent exposure. Not as first. He carries prior indecent exposure convictions from different Florida counties. And this recall came from a man reporting another man outside of his car touching himself in the bargain lot. So okay, boy, I think I saw something similar the other day in a Walmart parking lot, but I didn't bother for a second. Look, and to confirm it, I just kept kept walking. I think I touched him. I think he was. What are we supposed to do? Do we call that in? Well, in my head, I said, if when I come out, he's still there.

And that is what's going on. I'm, I'll call police. I was like, I will call police, you know, in case we can. Is that waiting the police's time, though? No, no, because I don't, I don't have some kid to see that. Yeah, they're a lady. There's a lot of kids in that. He was, it was close to the entrance. And I don't know if we're sure it just, I know. It looked like that motion. So he was gone when you came back out. Gone. All right. I miss doing. Yeah. Never. But I don't know. And I guess what's protocol if I see a guy touching himself? I gotta call that in. And I just, yeah. And I didn't, I didn't want to like be like, let me just peek in the window. Maybe that's his cake. You might have been contributing to his kink. Yeah. And I was watching me. And I didn't want to see some weird dude scrubbing the. Yeah. What's not? Texans that it was you just looking in your rear view mirror. That's all it was. The guy touching himself. I do have backup care. Yeah, just you. Mm-hmm. Everybody come on. Come on, come on. Quick, quick. Boom. Salvia.

Click, click, boom. Clicky, clicky, boom. That was saliva and also Josie Scott's saliva. Oh, two different bands. Tuck, totally different. Technically yes. I hope. Well, I guess, I guess this is, there's a desire for this. I'll just say this. Pusier. Pumpkin spice casket. It's a thing. Ooh. Company called Titan casket created a pumpkin spice themed casket. For your loved ones who never want to be without pumpkin spice. Or why the punks? It smells like a dead body when you can smell like a pumpkin. Kind of a bummer. Pumpkin space forever. PSL season. Doesn't have to end when you die. Well, kind of does. This is why you were smart to burn Frank up. Because a casket costs $1,600. Ooh. Not just, that's just that part of it. A casket, yeah. That's not the, you're lightened up. It was still even wild. That's not the embalming and all the things.

And you got to buy a plot. And then you got to, what, pay rent for these plots or whatever. All tops, these cost acts for that was a question asked. Do not investigate how he's caused a death. It was like, no, I'm pretty sure we know. I'm pretty sure we know. We're good. Thank you, though. After 20 years, pumpkin spice has reached a point where there's tons of marketing around it. And the casket company is no difference. Why not? I mean, if it sells, an extra casket or two, then it doesn't have, you know, to do anything really, why not? Those of you can't look it up. It just looks like a pumpkin colored casket. I don't know, really has a swoop scent. I don't know why you'd have a scent. It's no real for 20. Great, I came in to afford to die now. No, sorry, no. No, you can't. No. Yeah, it's a, no thank you. But again, we were, we were just talking about this. I don't think pumpkin spices days are long for this world. You're over it? Well, I think it's, we're starting to realize that

the apple stuff is just as good. Yeah, I don't like that. And the maple stuff might be better. Yeah. I want to get a cinnamon broom for the studio. Get some apple spice fragrance as well. Right. As long as I like all of that, as long as it doesn't smell like the bathroom spray, some of those end up smelling like, like that bathroom spray in the cinnamon room. Yeah. Well, the end of like that apple spice here. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Other side of this, we'll get into your 90s and I play a little football. Do you guys see that? I'm going to play Breaking Ben here. Did you see the video I posted on my Instagram of their opening video now? That's cool. It's really funny. It's like a whole windows XP screen opening up like lime wire and downloading breaking bad, breaking Benjamin. It was very neat. And then it plays a little clip and then the computer restarts. Just real quick. I didn't realize because again, the way we sat it met life for a way system. We told you. I don't think they know about that. But I didn't realize that, you know, getting that center screen that there was a ton of stuff

we missed. I knew that we missed stuff after the fact because I didn't know. I didn't know what connected until after. But then it's watching like that movie and stuff. There was a bunch. I didn't realize the whole display. We played on that thing. We're going to have to get closer tickets. That's why I was going to say, we have to view it from a whole different angle. We saw it from the side. We very clearly need to see it from the center somewhere either the back or I mean, I would prefer a seat. The center. Yeah. All right. Yeah, I got to have a seat because sometimes I don't know if my ankles are going to come along or not. Well, it's going to see. I don't know what injury you're going to have. It has come time for your gaming stream and the 90s at nine gaming stream is in twitch.tv slash the show or head to the show.fm for all the links we will play. Broncos, that's you. Yep. Cody is the Broncos. I am the chiefs gaming stream driven by Ryan Phelps Auto Sales who are buying from Ryan locations all over Central New York. Ryan Phelps Auto Sales, Stylin Pro-Filing, Jet Plane Fly.

Which by the way, I guess Rick Flair is not back with the WWE. He was a whole weekend. We're like, but like he had a podcast or like Rick Flair's back with the WWE and then he's like, no, I'm with the WWE. Well, it's going to say the last I heard he was doing or he did stuff for them, but I don't think he's with it. He's not with anybody. I don't know what you would do. You would do it. Rick Flair this morning. Nothing. Nothing. I mean, obviously Charlotte is with the WWE. Yeah, I mean, I'm sure he could have like not a match, but like a manager hangover is daughter or something. They tried it. It just didn't. Oh, didn't. I don't think that people care as much anymore. No one wants to see him stumble around. Bumps in the ring. Yeah. No. He's barely hanging on. So I mean, I don't we're all set with with Rick Flair stuff. Yeah. I mean, I just constantly see all Rick Flair spotted hammered it. You know, whatever. And there's like a picture him with the weirdest outfit. And it's like, I thought you were wearing a colostomy bag for a while. But like, what are you doing? So anyways, styling profile and jetpling flying. Yes. I spent more money on spilling.

I just saw again this weekend. It pops up every once in a while. I don't know if it was the anniversary. I've never seen the inner the promo he did in TNA with Jay lethal. No. Who does the, I think it was Jay lethal. It does the impression of him. Okay. I'll have to watch it before this. It's hilarious. We will jump into your gaming stream. A little madden for Monday night football. Radio world, you get the 90s at nine with some classic STB. It's K rock.

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