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Hello, it's that time of the week again.
Welcome back to the weekly wrap up from the bunker.
I'm Andrew Harrison.
Every Friday, we recap the biggest stories, the weirdest tales,
and the news that went under the radar from the past seven days.
With some of your favorite bunker people,
plus some crossover guests from Oh God, what now?
And today, we're joined by the best illegal author of a history of the world
in 47 borders.
There were 47 borders last time we checked.
It may have changed since we pressed record on this.
It's John LH, how are you?
I'm all right.
I'm not, I'm definitely not having the threads dream
at all at the moment that's recurring nightmare.
You're not sort of traffic warden in front of you in tatters and rags.
Yeah, no one's picking themselves in the streets of Sheffield.
It's all fine.
Not last time we checked.
And anyway, well, let's start with the big story of the week,
which is, of course, Operation Epic Fury,
who comes up with these names,
Donald Trump's devastating surprise attack on Iran.
Beginning last Friday, 28th February,
the were attacked on Iranian military nuclear infrastructure.
The attacks killed Iran's supreme leader,
Ayatollah Ali Khamenei,
and provoked Iranian retaliation with missile and drone strikes against US
and Israeli targets across the Gulf.
Washington has brushed aside considerations of international law
in an operation that claims to design to cripple Iran's nuclear missile programs
and ultimately forced regime change,
although the rationale and aims keep shifting.
As we record, US defense secretary Pete Hegseth
is claiming that Iran had plans to assassinate Trump,
so America struck first.
And White House press secretary Karanayin Levitz
said it was necessary to bomb Iran
because Trump had a, quote,
feeling that Iran would attack.
The story has changed you by the hour,
but it is colored by the worst mass casualty events
so far in which 168 children and adults
were killed in a US strike on a girl's elementary school in southern Iran.
The Pentagon has continued to deny responsibility for the strike
and Hegseth says we never target civilian targets.
John, that strike on the girl's school,
in particular, Vegas belief and its intensified criticism
of already intense criticism of the world.
Do we know whether that specifically was a case of deliberate
million targeting or just incompetence?
I mean, there are reports that they were using it out of date map?
Yeah, so the new republic that satellite images from 2013 showed
that the school was previously connected to an Iranian Revolutionary Guard naval base.
Right.
So it does feel more cock up than conspiracy
in that, I think, even this presidential administration
is probably not in the habit of deliberately bombing small girls.
It just doesn't seem very likely.
But how much comfort are we willing to take from that at this point?
It doesn't matter if it's incompetence.
They still killed 150 small children.
Yeah, that's not good.
Depraved indifference is not necessarily so much better.
No.
And it's also worth remembering that the US's main ally in this war
has just come off a war in which they were doing a lot of this kind of thing.
And again, motivation doesn't seem entirely like a justification
for the actions all the time.
Yeah, we are not geopolitics analysts.
So I'm not going to ask you how's the war going, John?
Because frankly, we're not best placed to say that.
But what we can do is we can look at the politics around it
as it relates to leaders here and in the US.
The standout of the week was on Tuesday, Trump criticised Keir Starmer
and the UK's initial response saying,
this is not Winston Churchill we're dealing with here.
And Trump's ability to insult and belittle people
are trying to be as allies never ceases to amaze.
What do you think of this?
I mean, the thing I found so shocking was he was basically nudged
into that stance by Harry Cole of the Sun.
Yeah, who genuinely asked him, do you think Starmer's been weak
because of the Muslims?
Is that what's going on?
And which is like, who side are you on here?
Are you on the side of a foreign government?
Or is this your patriotic approach to British journalism?
But yeah, Donald Trump himself.
It's just like, I find it difficult to kind of worry too much
about what he's going to say about anyone.
Because he's essentially like a random number generator at this point.
He's probably going to say some completely different tomorrow.
It's, I mean, being insulted by Trump is the best thing
that's happened to Starmer in about, you know, since Christmas.
It's the first time he's been on the side of the mainstream British voter in some time, isn't it?
Yeah, and I guess the one way that you can always rile up
the mainstream British voter is by insulting even by proxy.
Winston Churchill using Winston Churchill is just a stick to being a Prime Minister.
You don't like from a man who, in comparison, I mean, Donald Trump is such a hateful
slob on the idea that the immediate regime is wrong.
You'll know Roosevelt.
In fact, you'll know anybody.
And the idea that he can just whip this out
and make a difference to what's happening is astonishing.
I mean, I also think it's probably worth remembering
that Winston Churchill was probably the one former British Prime Minister
that Donald Trump can actually name.
So he was obviously going to go, he's not Lord Palmerston, is he?
So.
This is no Andrew Butler law we're dealing with here.
One of the major repercussions of this week's terrible events
have been changes in the energy markets.
Oil and gas prices have risen sharply.
Does this look like a short-term shock?
Or are we in for another 1970 style oil shock, do you think?
Well, I'm very glad you asked.
I am famously a huge, huge expert in not only the energy markets,
but in what's going to happen next week?
If you're not applying area of expertise.
You write as Brent Crude, don't you see?
Yeah, yeah.
So the issue we have is that a last chunk of the world's energy
goes through the straight-of-all moves, which separates the Persian Gulf from the Indian Ocean,
and it's got a run on one side and the UAE in those.
That'd be everywhere else on the inside, yeah.
And if the Iranians are going to bomb that,
we're going to try and take out shipping through there,
then people are not going to try and push shipping through there.
Now, the oil can, to some extent, be diverted through pipelines.
Not all of it, but enough to kind of keep things moving.
Liquid natural gas cannot.
So we are certainly seeing prices rise on the expectation of instability.
As to whether it's going to keep going.
Literally nobody knows.
Because nobody knows if this is going to be one of those things that Donald Trump
has of next week and just moves on to something else, which he does do.
Or whether like this will be a more sustained effort from the US,
or probably more frightening than that.
If this kind of sparks a regional conflict,
which could close the straight-of-all moves for an extended period,
in which case there will be many bad consequences of that.
But one of them is that your household energy bill is fucked.
Yeah, well, I mean, people who do know what the FTA,
and they've pointed out that the market reaction has been muted.
Now, the level nor the change is striking by the standards of historic shocks to oil prices.
Oil is 6% above its average in 1972.
Far below levels, we're just showing the bigger oil price shocks.
So maybe we're not actually going to be queuing outside the garages
and fistfights on the floor.
Malice of four quarters, I remember with the headline.
Those were the days.
Those were the days.
I said I wouldn't ask you how's the war going.
But we can at least talk about how the Americans think the war is going.
If you are market, if you are Trump and Hexath,
is it going successfully so far?
I mean, like Hexath has been putting out these laughable top gun-style videos
with music, indicating how Rithlas is successfully United States is.
So I actually looked on the White House website
to find out what the hell they think is going on.
And I found a page that's headlight operation, epic fury,
on much power, unrelenting force of America's warriors.
And then you get two pop-ups with that.
One of them says, join the Golden Age.
And it's about subscribing to their newsletter.
And the other is download the White House app.
We don't know how they think the war is going
because we don't know why they wanted the war.
The line keeps changing.
So in the past week, they have said it was to take out Iran's nuclear facilities.
It's to kind of cripple its ballistic missile facilities.
It's to support the pro-democracy protests.
Or there was like a line from Rubio,
which I think implied that they've been dragged into it
because the Israelis were going to do it.
And they didn't want the Israelis to be doing it alone,
which then walked back.
It's quite literally a big boy who was going to do it.
So we did this.
No, it's a little boy that's going to do it.
And we decided to support him.
But the problem is, like, given we do not know what the war aims are,
yeah, it is difficult to know whether they are being met.
That page on the White House website suggests to me
that actually the main war aim here is to kind of look really hard and tough.
It suggests the main war aim is to sell it for $20 pay per view on HBO.
It is the $20 payment.
I think there is an argument that actually everything Trump ever does
is about the clicks.
Then it's a content administration,
run by a trollotition.
Yeah, his entire governing strategy is what I've come to think of
a ship host totalitarianism.
Yeah, it's just that he kind of occupies our brains all the time
through internet content.
Well, related to that,
more than one person has been referring to
the attacks of Operation Epstein Fury,
the idea that the whole thing is a huge wag the dog
distraction from the Epstein buzz.
Seeing that holds water.
Yes, yeah.
Yeah, I do.
I mean, I don't think that's the only thing going on.
I think it's like, as ever,
you know, wars don't happen for one reason very often,
as often, especially in the administration's fracture,
there's this one.
But I can absolutely believe that Donald Trump is kind of worried about
not just like the possibility of his allegations
reaching him, but also like his poll ratings have not been looking great recently.
So maybe he is just trying to generate a rally around the flag effect,
but I can absolutely believe that the Epstein stuff is in the mix somewhere.
I don't think that's the only thing,
but it doesn't ring untrue.
Well, it's not all war this week.
There have been other stories,
and many of them, because of the war,
have gone under the radar.
John, what do you think is the most important story
that has gone perhaps on that notice this week?
So the chief executive of the Police Federation of England and Wales
has been arrested, right?
Which is a great headline, isn't it?
So the Police Federation of England and Wales
is a membership body.
It's like they're equivalent of a trade union.
They can't unionise, but it represents individual members of the force.
Mukhand Krishna, since he took over, he's been kind of campaigning
on the basis that it should be easier for junior officers to blow the whistle
on dodgy things happening in the police force.
So that's kind of been his big thing.
Unfortunately now, however, he has been nicked.
The police say they're investigating allegations of fraud relating to governance
and financial decision making.
Nonetheless, this feels like not a great look for anyone concerned, does it?
Yeah, I mean, obviously, no charges as yet.
Not even allegations as yet.
There were two other arrests, a 51-year-old man from Wales,
and a 55-year-old man from Bristol,
arrested on suspicion of fraud by abuse of position,
which is what Krishna was arrested for as well.
I mean, obviously, we can't say too much about it,
because there are no charges as yet,
but it does have a strange smell of line of duty about this.
It does, specifically the season in which
Ted Hastings is arrested under suspicion of possibly being H,
the spider at the middle of the web of corruption.
Either the guy trying to make it easier for whistle blowers
and the police force has done something terrible,
or he hasn't, and he's been arrested.
And neither of those is a good outcome.
Moving on, domestically, the big story of the week
was a new harsher regime on immigration from Labour.
Oh, thank God, I've so been waiting for one of those.
Yes.
New asylum applicants will get only 31 sleeve to remain,
not five-year refugee status.
The qualifying period for indefinitely to remain
is going to increase from five to 10 years.
If asylum applicants break the law or work easily,
they will lose government housing and financial support.
And the government's going to stop issuing study visas
to people from Afghanistan, Cameroon, Myanmar, and Sudan.
John, what does this tell us about where the government is now
on immigration and specifically,
where homosexuality Shabbana Mahmoud is?
I mean, I think the line is the lady's not for turning,
isn't it? She's trying to
show that she's not going to be shaken from the path
by any by-election results that suggest that nobody
who previously voted Labour likes the party anymore
and is going to keep doing that,
she's absolutely going to kind of stick to the hardline approach
that has characterized that wing of the party
since it came to office two and a half years ago.
Yeah, I mean, put it, it's, you know, in terms of the one moral
that you seem to be able to draw from Gorten and Denton
is that you can beat reform without having to imitate reform
that perhaps that isn't an absolutely bottomless appetite
for reforms anti-immigrant xenophobic point of view
and the conclusion that Labour seems to draw as well
is the exact opposite of that.
I mean, one of the problems the Labour party does have is like,
it's different seats have electros
that arguably want completely different things
from immigration policy, especially,
but a whole range of policy.
And like, yeah, I think it is,
it is possibly true that there are many seats
that Labour holds where like they probably will appreciate
some tightening of immigration policy,
but the cost of that is they're going to lose a whole load
of the inner cities that have previously been their base.
Like, there are multiple London Councils
that are going to lose for the first time this May
that is nailed on at this point.
And also I just thought something, the specific changes make no sense.
Like the idea that some people are coming over here
from dangerous countries as students
and then claiming asylum once they're already here,
those asylum claims are only going through
because they have come from dangerous countries
because they have come from dangerous countries.
The countries do not get less dangerous
because we are no longer letting them study.
It is just that we will no longer be letting them study
at British universities.
And it doesn't make sense to me.
The only way I can see this, any logic to this at all,
is if they want to sort of use it as leverage to kind of like,
get returns policies in with some of those countries,
as they have done with bits of Southern Africa,
then maybe it's kind of like,
okay, we'll give you your study visas back.
But does that even make sense when like the point is
that these are dangerous countries where people are being persecuted?
It's just, it just stinks.
Yeah, I'm going to be talking a bit more
and do sell them out this on them.
Monday's edition of, I've got a lot now, which you are up.
There's something for us to look forward to.
Absolutely. This week also marks
the fifth anniversary of the murder of Sarah Everard
by a serving Metropolitan Police Officer Wayne Cousins,
one of the most infamous disturbing and horrific cases
involving the police of recent decades.
In the aftermath, the Metropolitan Police
promised to make women feel safer.
In the commission, the case review,
five years on critics are saying progress has been very slow.
Now, I'm aware they already have having
two men comment on this.
But Baroness Casey's report described the forces
institutionally racist, institutionally misogynistic
and institutionally homophobic.
Has much actually changed, John?
Again, I'm just going to reiterate,
I am aware of quite how badly placed.
I am to talk about this.
It doesn't feel like it.
There was a lengthy statement from
the violence against women and girls charity solace
about actually how little has been done
and how the fight has to continue.
Because it is quite difficult to point
to specific changes.
One of the things about the Everard case that was so shocking
was not just the crime in or of itself,
but the way the line from the met afterwards
was like, oh, well, you know, just for the record
we did not see him as a police officer.
It's like, that doesn't matter.
The point is he was a police officer.
Yeah.
He was using his role as a police officer
to push a woman to get into his car
so that he could assault and then murder her.
Like, you don't just kind of get to disown him at this point.
And there is just this kind of
tinny approach to the whole thing.
I mean, my then partner went to the, um,
the vigil on club in common.
Yes.
And left quite quickly because she said it was scary
how many police fans were kind of like scattered around the place,
clearly waiting for trouble,
which they then went on to create.
Such a completely
unthought-through response that like to show,
but in response to a protest against police violence
against a woman,
they sent out a bunch of riot officers to commit more violence against women.
There just isn't the, I mean,
the risk of kind of tying it to an earlier story in the show.
It just doesn't feel like the police
are necessarily great at self-criticism.
Another standout story of the week
is the fall of the House of Brew Dog.
The self-designated punk brewery,
home of Elvis juice,
once valued at two billion pounds
was sold for a mere 33 million pounds.
220,000 so-called equity punks
who had invested their own money
of our crowdfunding
were left empty handed,
nearly 500 people lost their jobs.
But it's okay because James Watts,
the company's deeply unpleasant co-founder,
apologized to those tens of thousands investors
or left out of pocket.
What personally reportedly made around 50 million pounds
when he sold his stake in Brew Dog in 2017?
The equity punks look said to get absolutely nothing.
John, this is a fantastic advert
for small investor capitalism, isn't it?
Yes, no, I want to be clear that
it's not quite true that the equity punks are getting nothing.
Sources familiar with the matter
did say that it was hoped,
hoped equity punks
would retain the discounts and other benefits,
including a free beer on their birthdays.
Great, so that's what they get for their investment.
You can have a pint of wingman to cheese all of up.
I mean, also, the hope,
it's not guaranteed at this point.
It is just a horrible brand, isn't it?
It's just like everything.
I don't know that it's a horrible brand.
I think he's a horrible man and may take the horrible.
Yeah, no, they've done a couple of things
where they've hit the headlines over the years.
There was one year for International Women's Day, I think.
They released some beer in pink bottles,
which went down very well.
And another year, they were giving away
free beer to anyone who's willing to go in
and say they supported Donald Trump.
Right.
And every time this stuff happened,
they would go viral for completely the wrong reasons.
And he's just like, he is just a posh chance, isn't he?
Well, I mean, the whole source of
we just set up a brewery on spec in our garage or whatever.
The guy's father is very, very wealthy,
more than that.
And they did used to make good beer.
And I'll perfectly have to drink their beer.
But it's become so associated with everybody
knows the allegations of toxic workplace,
everybody knows the bullying accusations,
everybody knows the BBC documentary
about the people who worked for Brudog
and how aggressively James wants to be
or push back on that.
They just ended up running naff bars
full of like archbishops of Bantabury
and not really being something you want to be associated with.
No, I mean, like a lot of the vibes around it.
There is one quite near me that be quite a nice place to work.
They kind of do the thing well,
they'll let you use their Wi-Fi during the day
in exchange for like a nominal fee.
And that's quite useful as a freelancer.
And I sort of refused to set foot in the place
because just the associations they have for the brand
are so horrible.
And that was before a bunch of people,
including some actual mates of mine,
lost their shirts, so.
One more story for the United States.
The Epstein scandal continued to roll on this week.
Hillary and Bill Clinton were questioned for nine hours
by the House Oversight Committee.
And I'd any knowledge of Epstein's sex trafficking operation.
But the deposition quickly turned into a bit of a circus
where clashes with Republican lawmakers,
conspiracy theories revived
and a brief near walk out by Hillary Clinton
after a photo from the closed hearing was leaked online.
What are the main sort of takeaways from this show?
I found remarkably little content in there.
I have to say,
Bill Clinton, who actually knew Epstein,
kind of managed to quite convincingly make the argument.
Yeah, I knew the guy,
just like giving me his plane for my humanitarian work.
And in exchange for my talking to him about politics
and finance for an hour.
And when I realized he wasn't actually interested
in the humanitarian work, I backed off.
Now, whether or not that's the whole story,
I don't know, but it's kind of like, you know,
it's coherent. He seemed relaxed.
Hillary Clinton seemed much more brittle,
just frustrated, unable to cope with it.
And it just like just presented herself less well.
But on the other hand, she did not know the man,
she says.
And she knows she is in there to be set up.
It is baffling there, kind of like asking her hours
and hours of questions about a man.
She says she has never even met.
Obviously, after a while, her temper is going to fray.
Well, it's to get her fray when the idiotic Republican
Lauren Bobut starts trying to resurrect pizza gates,
which is, you know, just because it happens to be a conspiracy theory
involving pedophiles does not mean that this fiction
is only in any way related to the actual real conspiracy
involving pedophiles, which was, which was Epstein.
It's just like Bobut, who is a very trivial individual,
you know, a classic member of the kind of noise-making
new Republican intake just wants to throw a lot of shit in the air.
I don't blame Hillary Clinton for losing air, right?
No, I absolutely don't. But like, you can see where like,
nonetheless, that is not necessarily a great attribute
if you kind of want to make it as a presidential candidate.
I did, can I tell you my favorite thing
about the pizza gate conspiracy theory?
The guy who tried to actually walk into the pizza restaurant
was meant to be happening in the basement of with a gun,
which is obviously horrible.
What he didn't realize was this pizza restaurant
did not in fact have a basement.
Ah, they got rid of the basement, you see?
Yeah, they filled it. They moved it.
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Finally, John, we're going to wrap up with
winner and loser of the week.
Who is the winner of the week?
So there's a guy called James Telerico
who is one of those sort of character types
you only get in the US.
You don't get them here.
He's an educator and a preacher of some sort.
He's like 36, 37.
He's very young and handsome.
He has just won the Democratic primary
to be the candidate for the Texan Senate race.
Right.
Later this year.
Beating Jasmine Crockett.
Speeding Jasmine Crockett.
It was a very close contest.
He got 53%, she got 46.
Very high turnout.
But from the quote she'll hearing
from people who vote in that election,
it does sound like a lot of people
are quite happy with either candidate.
I don't think his policies are conservative,
but his vibes are more conservative.
And that might be useful
if the Democrats are really hoping to
take Texas.
If the Democrats can take Texas at some point,
if they can make it competitive
in a presidential race,
then that does kind of make it much, much harder
for the Republicans, certainly for the murder of Republicans.
Yeah.
The mega Republicans to hold on to the presidency
and future races because Texas is a large
and growing state within the norm
with its 34 electoral college votes
or something like that.
That is a huge share of the kind of
of the Republican votes that will be switching sides.
It has been talked about for as long as I can remember
the possibility of Texas going blue
because some of the demographics
do point in that direction,
but it's not happened so far.
It is just about possible
that maybe Donald Trump will be enough
to push it over the line this year.
And I mean, Talleriko is a fantastically charismatic guy.
As you say, he's a progressive
who presents well to conservatives.
And it's not out of the compass
that he might potentially be a presidential candidate.
No, they are referring to America
and West Street, actually.
Amazing.
Who was the...
They're not nobody's doing that.
Actually, nobody's doing that.
Who is the loser of the week, John?
So I'm going to go with someone
who, to whom my heart goes out,
a daily mail writer named Shona Sibbari
who wrote a piece on Monday under the headline,
I'm trapped and under attacking to buy
or back home in Chichester.
My daughter's a furious.
The Labra Doodle is a sick.
And worst of all,
I left my Mount Jaro pen in the fridge.
Right.
Okay, what has happened here?
I realize you've kind of some of the help
that I've got there.
I mean, I don't know what more information you need there.
Really, she's got...
You know, I'm just saying,
like, as someone whose nightmare is like
a sick, poodle crossbreed
and lack of access to a Mount Jaro pen,
I really feel for this woman, actually.
And like, never mind the war.
It's just like those things in and of themselves
are just horrific.
And there's been a lack of sympathy
for a lot of the people trapped in to buy it at the moment.
Let's be honest.
But I think Shona,
I think our Shona really deserves our hearts to go out to her.
Well, I mean, they kind of do buy Shardon Freuda
is kind of one of the emerging themes.
It's something that you can't really get your head around
the military developments.
And they're so horrific and so frightening
and so unpredictable.
But what you can get your head around is
somebody who decided it would be great idea to go to Dubai
so you don't pay any tax.
How hard loses.
Look what I am.
And then suddenly it turns out that,
oh, you know what?
You're actually still part of the world.
And you live in quite a dangerous
and quite volatile part of the world.
So I'm not entirely about sympathy.
A very old friend of mine did move to Dubai
because of a breakup rather than because of the tax regime.
She's got fled the country.
Fell in love and got married out there.
But what's she on Instagram saying?
Ha, ha, losers.
I don't pay any tax.
No.
Those people, I was going to say,
I was going to divide between the people
who just happened to live in Dubai
and the people who've gone there specifically for that reason
and to kind of like,
I just think we could do a more public education
about why the fuck we pay tax and what it is for.
And the fact that it is the contribution
you have to make to living in a civilized society.
And it turns out,
if you're not willing to make that,
then you are potentially prone to these kind of breakdowns.
I particularly liked the French,
whoever it was,
some French person on Blue Sky
had a picture of two French immigration officials
holding what's saying,
saying in French,
France welcomes back all Dubai influences
as soon as you pay your tax on arrival.
I've seen that.
I suspect that might be AI generation.
I think it almost certainly is,
but the sentiment is a couple.
Yeah.
Finally, John, what's the stranger story you've seen this week?
So Iceland,
the shop has abandoned its trademark dispute
with Iceland,
the country,
right,
which has been going on for a decade.
The country was a bit miffed about the idea of like,
because Iceland,
the supermarket has been trying to expand
into the rest of Europe.
And Iceland,
the country was like,
we're not very happy about this actually.
And it did lose a couple of,
the supermarket chain did lose a couple of cases
and it's kind of given up the battle.
I think actually,
this is sort of weirdly a story about globalization
because the chain was founded
in 1970,
it's kind of like a British chain in Shropshire.
In Oswastry in 1970,
you were probably not going to need to think about
what it would be like to be trading
potentially in Iceland, the country.
Yeah.
So it was a relatively safe name to use.
But as business has become more international,
it started opening a shop salesware
that has become more of a problem.
The chain to be fair to it has kind of been quite,
it's surprisingly gracious about it,
I think it's abandoned its disputes
and it has a promised a reproachement discount
for Icelandic shoppers
who attend any Iceland supermarkets in Britain.
Do you need a passport
or can you just turn up sounding like Buick
and get you 20% off?
We don't know.
We'll give it a go.
Are you off the mistake of the Buick?
I can wrap a swan around myself
and hope for the best.
But start making facts machine noises.
That's just an average Friday in this office.
It is absolutely. Yeah.
Well, I mean, I don't,
you'd look at it and you go,
thank you for having a chance to name it an icy land.
If they'd won,
would Iceland the country need to change its name?
Who even knows?
You do get these weird things though.
Do you remember there was for a long time
it was the former Yugoslav Republic of Macedonia?
Fire on.
Because, yeah,
because like Greece didn't want them
to have the name Macedonia.
Eventually they settled on North Macedonia.
Yeah.
But that took about 20 years.
It's like the artist formerly known as Prince.
But also, you often see these disputes where
you get a discount at Iceland too.
Probably, yes.
You often see these disputes
like the BBC has sued somebody
for selling knit your own Dalek patterns,
horrible of the BBC to do this.
And it's not because the BBC
wants to crush little individuals
because if you allow your copyright
to be eroded even in the smallest way,
a bigger individual can pop up later and say,
well, I clearly don't care about this copyright.
I've decided that I will launch my own,
my own competing brand here.
Oh, yeah.
No, I once got a very angry letter
from a man at the company Porter cabin
complaining that our headline in the magazine
there was an entertaining Porter cabin fever.
Yeah.
Which was about the school building shortage.
He complained that the headline Porter cabin fever
was both in breach of trademark and misspelled.
Try that with teleprompter.
They get very, very furious.
John L. Edge.
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that soprano star
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