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Jesse Kelly show final hour. The Jesse Kelly show on a Tuesday. I can't even tell you how much I missed you yesterday.
So we're going to touch on a few things. Entertainment this hour. Australia's a horrific place.
Annoying people in your life. I'll do a couple other Trump Iran things here in the opening because you have questions about it in your emails.
All that and so much more coming up in the final hour of the Jesse Kelly show now.
I'm going to touch on this Jesse.
I know you always say Trump is just the first. That's right. I always say Trump is the first system disruptor.
People are always Trump fails at this and fails at that. He doesn't do this.
Okay, that's fair, but he's the first. The ones who come after will be meaner, smarter.
They'll go further. The first system disruptor doesn't know what he doesn't know.
So he gets attacked a million different ways with things he doesn't see coming.
The next one will learn and then the next one will learn anyway.
Let's be honest. This guy says his domestic legacy isn't great.
His Supreme court picks are not good and that's being kind.
There are more legals now than when he started 10 years ago.
Pret what hold on Joe Biden brought in 20 million after they stole an election that precisely.
Anyway, back to this guy's thing precisely zero of his executive orders have been codified through Congress.
And they'll be undone day one of the next them president, just as Biden did.
The debt is significantly higher. So on and so forth.
Is he now just shifting towards an international legacy?
First, Venezuela now Iran today, he's talking about how he wants to do Cuba next.
So on and so forth.
It's not what the country voted for, but could this be his thought process?
All right. Let's approach this a couple of different ways because I'm not inside Trump's mind.
And we don't speak publicly. Let's let's approach this positively first.
And I tend to believe this one and not the negative one will get to, but that's that's approached this positively.
The president does have to walk and chew gum at the same time.
A lot of people, if if they're employees, maybe you're an employee.
Most people spend most of their lives being an employee and never an employer.
Or even not necessarily a business owner, a manager of some kind, an employer.
And because the manager, because the owner has a better office, drives a nicer car, has better khakis, has a nice machine.
You probably think that his life is easier.
It's very common to think that way.
Uh, he's the superintendent. He's in his truck all day long smoke and cigarettes.
I'm down here in the ditch with the shovel in my hands.
He's got things easier and in certain ways.
Yes, you could say, yes, physically, he probably got the construction superintendant does have an easier life than the guy in the ditch.
No question. Physically, but you see as you get promoted in life and I've been in the lowest than the lows, you see as you get promoted in life that there are just so many things.
You have to deal with from so many different angles.
As you rise and get promoted through any organization, so many things that people who aren't in that position don't realize you have to deal with.
Now, multiply that by about a billion and that's president of the United States of America.
I'm an America only type guy that's, I don't know that I would say only, but I'm pretty close to America only.
I really care about him. Chris, that's what I am. I just care about America. I care about you.
I care about the American citizen. My country really don't stress about Canada or Mexico or Israel or Germany or the UK or anywhere else.
Don't give a crap. I care about America.
The president of the United States of America is not only the most powerful person in the world.
America, whether you like this or not, does have a huge say in what happens in the rest of the world.
And as president of the United States of America, you can't be me, even me.
I just told you what I think you already know that you listen to the show.
Even if you put me in the White House tomorrow, I'll never be elected. Don't worry.
You put me in the White House tomorrow. You just teleport me into there.
I would have to go to the UN and give speeches.
I would have to deal with foreign leaders about trade agreements here and military agreements here and this treaty and that treaty.
That's part of the job. Donald Trump, as president of the United States of America, he doesn't get to just focus domestically because he's president of the United States of America.
Now that said, let's give the negative aspect of this.
As Americans have been drowning in inflation for five, six, seven years, they've watched their standard of living go down.
Their kids, we now have 50% of college graduates can't find a job.
Their kids can't find a job. They're moving back home.
The American citizen has watched his country be overrun with inflation and foreigners and he's more domestic focus than he's been in decades in this country.
That's just the general American public. As things get worse at home, they care less and less about things abroad.
What that means for the American president is as you deal with foreign matters wherever those foreign matters may be.
You've got to make it quick. You've got to make it fairly painless and if it can't be over in 24 hours, if like Venezuela, 24 hours, big deal.
We loved it. Ha ha. Great story. We left. If you can't wrap it up quick on foreign soil, you better find a way to get the masses to buy in, not just the hard court Trump supporters, not just you. That doesn't work.
The masses have to buy in on why we're still doing whatever we're doing overseas. This is why Russia, Ukraine, it evaporated so quickly for both parties as both parties told you to be all in no matter how hard they tried.
They never got normy guy working his second shift to give a crap about it. He doesn't care.
Normie doesn't care about this. In my opinion, based on what Steve and Jared and Pete and others would tell me Marco so involved that I thought that they were going to attack us.
I thought they would. If we didn't do this at the time we did it, I think they had in mind to attack us and he needs to get out because right now, normy voters, not Republicans,
but the independent voters in every poll, they view Iran, honestly and Venezuela and other things, they view it as completely Trump's choice. You chose to do it.
And you can keep saying we were forced to we had to they were about to attack and as I said, I'll never know the truth of that neither will you.
Let's take him at his word if you want to or don't. I don't care. Even if that's true, you're sitting at home, can't afford to fill up your truck with diesel.
You're on your way to your second shift. Your wife's now looking for part time work to try to make ends meet. You don't care about Iran.
And Donald Trump and every American president going forward, Democrat or Republican, they're going to have to be much more careful on foreign matters than presidents previously as the things at home get worse, as things domestically get worse, the citizens of any nation will care less and less about what's going on anywhere else.
You know, right now in Sudan, Christians are being slaughtered. Did you know that there's a genocide of Christians in Sudan, the Muslims, surprise, surprise, they're slaughtering the Christians in Sudan. What Chris? Surprise, surprise, the Muslims are killing people in Sudan.
When's the last time you talk to a single normal in your life who even knows what's happening, let alone brought it up. Chris said, maybe one, I don't know if one. They don't care. They don't care because I can't afford eggs. I can't afford gas. I can't afford the American people don't care about foreign affairs because the American people are human, just like everyone else, when life at home is getting worse.
You don't care about the country, thousands of miles away. You just don't. You care a lot that's the local small business, the diner you've always gone to, you care that they might go out of business when you're doing really well at home and you can afford to eat out, when times are so tough at home that you're having to cut your cable bill. You don't even have cable in the house anymore. You don't bring up the diner anymore. It seems a lot less important. It's too far away.
Trump has to deal with that now. That's the reality. Love it or hate it. That's reality.
I'm trying the best I can. Now, here's what just happened and what's wild is this is mostly her fault, but somehow I screwed up again. Remember, I told you I had to go to LA.
Yeah, no, this is not a wife, Peter thing, Chris, not a wife, Peter thing. I had to fly to LA on Sunday. I got back in today, drove right to the studio, do the show because I missed you.
Heading out to LA, I was packing. You know, I'm carrying on only because I'm of a sane human being. I don't check a bag.
I grab a pair of brown pants. They're just brown jeans. They're just jeans. They're from American tall. They fit me. I grab a pair of brown pants and those are the ones I'm going to wear.
But because I'm not a dirt ball, I know I need a second pair of pants.
So I go to my closet and I really love these brown pants that I had put on, right? I see a second pair of brown pants in my closet.
Okay, what do I think? Ab must have gotten me another pair of pants because she knew I love these. She buys all my clothes.
I'm assuming she got me another pair of pants. So I grab the other pair of brown pants, same color, same everything and I pack them and I take off to LA.
Monday, yesterday, I wake up. I'm going to change my pants. I'm classy like that. I hop out of the shower in this fruity LA hotel room and I go grab the second pair of, quote, my brown pants.
I put one foot in. I put the other foot in and I start pulling them up. In immediately, I realize we have a problem here. They're not, they're not fitting. I actually managed to pull them all the way up in an attempt to put them on and I swear there's, there's like six inches between the button and the button hole. They're not getting buttoned.
Immediately, it dawns on me what happened. I call Ob the confirm and she confirms. Those pants belong to my oldest son, James.
He's tall enough now that when she was putting the laundry back, she just assumed they were mine and put them next to my other brown pants. Okay.
It's Ob's screw up, right? Everyone could agree. Not that I want to just throw bombs here, but in my defense, this is Ob's screw up. And when I call her on the phone, she admits that she says, I'm so sorry. I can't believe I did that. I know she's apologizing. So let's get that out of the way and I tell her it's no big deal. Just put the other ones back on. We're all good.
Until today, I get home. She opens up my bag to grab my dirty clothes and grab James's pants. I guess she didn't fully realize they were the same color as the ones I had on the day before. And she looks at me and she says, hold on.
Did you pack what you thought was the exact same pair of pants for the whole time you're there? And that's of course what I did.
But I could tell by the look on her face, I should not admit that at this point in time, but you knew she already knew the truth.
Why wouldn't I pack the same pair of pants? And she was almost almost just exasperated to the point of giving up is the best look. I can say, Chris, did I do wrong here? But what?
That's exactly what I said. Jewish producer Chris just said their identical pants. What's the problem? That's what I said to her. What's the problem?
And she wouldn't even answer me. I don't know her explanation. I got kind of one of these kind of things. And then I never she didn't really verbalize. I mean, I think we can all figure it out that.
No, I think she does have an explanation, Chris, but I got the feeling like she thought explaining it wasn't worth it that there was really the feeling I got it really was more of a.
I give up type of a thing, which I don't want her to give up. I wanted to keep trying. I'm doing my best. I don't understand why having that it was a clean pair of pants. At least I packed a clean pair of pants. Young Jesse may not have even gone that far.
I want to grab some clean on these and clean socks and tone them in there and call it a day. I'm advancing right now. I'm just not getting the credit. I think I'm deserve. Yeah, and I'm not 45, Chris at 44. I'm not just advancing. I'm advancing rapidly here.
And if she keeps kneecapping my efforts, I might just give up. That's what I'll say. I'll also say this. This guy's not winning a seat in the United States Senate in Texas.
That you love. That's not family or friends. I love and just say this because it's on my mind. The trans children who showed up yesterday at the state Capitol. That dude's gay. Chris, Corey, every time he talks, he's 30. He looks 15. Never been married. His neck is about the size of my pinky. He has that creepy.
Guy, you don't want around your kids thing. That's OK, right? Corey said the same thing. Chris said the same thing. That dude. Oh, yeah, it's a $3 bill. I mean, just listen to this. This dude is gay. We're going to blow the hell out of these people. Oh, sorry. That's wrong. Sound like mixed them up. Totally mixed them up. My bad. It is the Jesse Kelly show on a fantastic. Wonderful Tuesday. Remember you can email us. Jesse at Jesse Kelly show.com.
So I'm going to place something for you real fast. This is Maggie Gillen all or Jill and all. I don't know. She's some actress. But she became a director. She's going to tell you why she became a director. But I just want to remind you that the reason these people ruin everything they get involved in could be the Girl Scouts, could be the FBI, could be Los Angeles, could be Hollywood.
Is they can never set their religion aside. They always view whatever they're doing as just an avenue to spread their religion around. Now the reason I bring up Maggie Gillen all is this. I won't give you the details because it doesn't matter. She just put out a movie that bombs horrifically at the box office.
I know you're going to find this shocking, but the movie put a quote feminist twist on things. Here she was talking about why she chose to go from being an actress to a director. I will say one thing about this is going to is going to bring like an unstoppable response. Maybe especially for a woman. I will say and I don't know if I've said this out loud before.
Again, maybe I'll get in trouble, but I actually think that when I really became a director was actually I think the first time that the morning that Trump was first elected. I think I was like I have a lot more to say than I've been saying.
Do you think she makes movies to make good entertaining movies. Do you think she makes movies to spread her religion everywhere.
And this actually leads me back to James Tyler Rico, this fruity guy running for Senate text. Something that you love that's not family or friends.
I love and just say this because it's on my mind the trans children who showed up yesterday at the state capital.
Why do Democrats keep missing the mark with men. They see the poll numbers. They know American men have left them in droves. They're trying to get them back. Why aren't they coming back.
What why didn't Tim Walsh win Feson Hutton. I saw the commercials. He was working on his truck. Why didn't that get men back.
Why does James Tyler Rico make every guy kind of squirm in his seat a little bit. Why. Here's what they try to do. They know they need men back.
But to speak to men. They filter a heterosexual male message through a man hating woman because man hating women run the Democrat party now.
We've talked about it a million times. 70% of young single women vote Democrat. It's overwhelming in numbers.
Man hating women run the Democrat party. They are it's heart and soul. They do all the messaging. They make the commercials. They decide on the verbiage everything.
So Democrats will take a poll that says we've lost men and they'll say all right. So we got to get them back. Hey, Trina, get out of your Subaru.
Here's 10 million dollars. Make us an ad that will appeal to men. What Trina hates men despises them. So she's going to take your 10 million dollars and she knows her job. She may even try to do her job.
Try to appeal to men. But because she's a man hating which it always just comes across as more insulting than it would be.
The reason Democrats can't reach men as they can't find a single straight one in their party to actually talk to real men because they're all gone.
All the straight men vote Republican now. It's amazing. Hold on. On the good news front Pixar. They make a bunch of these commercial cartoon movies.
This is from front page mag. Pixar slowly backing away from wokeness.
What it comes down to is these people, they hire writers, producers, directors. And of course, just like Maggie, Jill and all,
there's stuff in as much feminist gain in these movies as they possibly can for kids. But then they test screen these movies in front of audiences.
Audiences don't want any of that. They don't want to be scolded. They don't want to be lectured. And so the movie will step in.
The movie makers will step in and they'll rip parts of the movie out because it lands so poorly with the audience.
Hollywood knows it's not working. They know it's not working. And I said that to give you credit.
The fact that you have stopped giving corporations, communist corporations your money or at least you're working on it.
I'm working on it too. Not of us are perfect. The fact that we have stopped giving these corporations our money.
It is working slowly. It's going to happen slowly. We're up against religious sellets. But it is happening. Keep that in mind. Hey, Jesse.
I am one truck owner operator, pause one second. Remember that so many of the semis, the Mac trucks you see out on the road.
So many of them are, are it's a guy's small business or a man and women oftentimes couples to do it together, which is really precious.
But it's someone's small business. They invest in sometimes we even take a loan and get a truck and then you get these contracts to haul goods and services.
So sometimes that truck is a foreigner who's about to kill your whole family. Sometimes it's a wonderful American and that's his small business anyway.
That's this guy. He says, I am one truck owner operator and hearing Trump say the cost of diesel doubling is the price of war has beeped me off at a really bad way.
I am beyond beeped any better figure it out real fast. We aren't having it.
Well, this is this comes back to what we were discussing earlier.
It it's a very hard sell in the year 2026 to get the American people to care about things on foreign lands.
They are fine with a 24 hour operation in Venezuela where we don't lose a man.
And to be honest, they're fine with a week in Iran. You're killing the Ayatollah. There are losses. I just certainly don't want to minimize those.
But there are losses. Okay, we got that they're fine with it.
And till it starts to go on and on and on until they go to the gas pump and it costs $4 a gallon.
And then you're going to find this won't be my opinion based on what Steve and Jared and Pete and others would tell me Marco so involved that I thought that they were going to attack us.
I thought they would if we didn't do this at the time we did it, I think they had in mind.
Here's another reason it won't work. This is Jessica Vaughn. I've interviewed her before very sharp center for immigration studies director.
You want to know why the American people have less of an appetite for any foreign involvement than they used to?
My organization has found that over 60% of illegal alien headed households are using at least one form of a welfare program and usually more than one at a cost of tens of billions of dollars to taxpayers.
You cannot and it's not like Trump has to own this. It's not his fault.
But the United States of America in many ways has been handed over to foreigners huge parts of it have.
Certainly our entitlement programs have the Medicare fraud, the welfare that it's been handed over to foreigners and the American people are seeing these stories every day.
And when you hear this, my organization has found that over 60% of illegal alien headed households are using at least one form of a welfare program and usually more than one at a cost of tens of billions of dollars to taxpayers.
When you hear that, you care less about this.
In my opinion, based on what Steve and Jared and Pete and others were telling me Marco so involved that I thought that they were going to attack us.
I thought they would if we didn't do this at the time we did it, I think they had in mind to attack us.
And Trump knows that. That's why he keeps talking about we're wrapping it up. We're wrapping it up. He knows it's off ramp time. He knows it is.
Australia is horrible. Hang on.
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So I have this thing where I'm very torn about something.
I adore Australian people. I have had the chance to work with multiple Australian people and they're just awesome. Totally my kind of people.
And Australia's environment like the great barrier reef and things like that looks amazing, absolutely amazing.
Even the vast wasteland parts of Australia, I'm fascinated by them.
And so I kind of want to see it.
But we went to a snake museum outside of San Antonio, Texas one time.
And it was this tiny little dump of a place. There's no way everything in there was legal. There's no way if you saw it, you would know that this is illegal.
Either way, we would go to the snake museum.
And the guy had, I think it was the top 20 deadliest snakes in the world. And of course, they were in terrible environments. I hated it, but these little cages and things like that.
And under the snake's name, they had the location where the snake is.
And I think it was nine out of 10 of the deadliest snakes were in Australia.
The deadliest shark. Yes, great whites are found all over the world. Big time in Australia.
The deadliest spider on the planet, Australia. They have a snail that will kill you.
Australia, I think it's the, I forget, I don't want to tell you what it is, I forget.
They have an octopus, the bluing octopus. It will kill you. They have a jellyfish, the box jellyfish.
It will kill you in something like two minutes or something like that. You're going to die.
You know what other jellyfish? It's a bad bee sting. Someone pee on it.
No, not the box jellyfish. You don't have to pee on anything because you don't have time. You're going to die.
And they have crocodiles everywhere. And it's not like a story in America where occasionally you'll have some tragic story of some drunk.
Chumps into the water in Florida and gets eaten by an alligator.
These crocodiles in Australia are massive and they eat people all the time.
Like they're seeking people out. Here's a headline.
Police warned of crocodiles, quote, absolutely everywhere after the Australia floods.
Apparently part of Australia's northern territory got some bad rains and flood waters when everywhere.
Now when we get floods here in the United States of America, I warn you to stay out of the flood waters. Why?
Because of all the bacteria in the water. The sewer lines flood and the water is so dirty. Don't go swimming.
Don't go jet skiing. It's not worth it for an Instagram post. You might get sick or get an infection if you get in American flood waters.
If you get in Australian flood waters, you will never be seen again because crocodiles will tear you limb from limb.
My love of the Australian people.
I am sorry. It just doesn't match my mortal fear of the... Oh, I didn't even... I forgot. I forgot about the bullet ant.
They have a bug that is supposedly the second most painful bite in the world.
Second most... It got the name because it feels like you've been shot when it stings you.
And it just might be in your backyard. No big deal. I don't know how people exist in this environment that you know what?
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I bet you chalk sends massive amounts of natural herbal supplements over to Australia.
All the dudes have to be on it. The ladies too. Because you just can't survive over there. You're dodging snakes.
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And he's finally getting the concept. We rode down to play with one of his girlfriends.
Quote, this is going to be a disaster for me is exactly how he described the fact that he has eight to ten of them down the street.
And on the way back to me, he said, Dad, the roads are too bumpy while I'm Rollerblading. Can you tell the government to make the roads not bumpy and not suck?
His name is Bo. My wife was mortified. You can say our names. It's so important to teach your kids when they're very, very young.
A hatred for government. Teach your kids to love the country, but always point out to your children how bad government sucks and screws everything up.
That's all you really have to do. Teach them to be grateful people. Teach them to have an attitude of gratitude. Be grateful and hate the government.
And you will never have a child that grows up to be a scumbag communist. That's awesome. That's awesome. And now...
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Yamaha is pulling out of California after nearly half a century. I'm still marveling at how disgusting and to be honest dangerous Los Angeles felt.
It was so so bad. What we've done to that city. Well, what Democrats did to that city?
Shutdown sparks flight chaos as TSA lines spill into parking lots with three hour waits or longer.
Now today we're told come to the airport three hours early for domestic flights, four hours for international. That's not a pretty picture.
The guy sounds like a foreigner. I don't believe him. Coast card cutter. Monroe returns to California home after record breaking 11 ton cocaine seizure. We don't have a word on whether or not Hunter Biden was with them.
Trump administration puts the Ky Bosch on foreign nationals getting government back small business loans. There are good things still happening out there. Keep that in mind.
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