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And by the grace of God, it is finally Friday. Welcome to it. Mary Walter joins us in the bottom of the hour.

I've got a bunch of stuff lined up for her.

And it's always a lot of fun. We like to, I don't know, loosen things up a little bit on Friday.

It's always funny. Thursday afternoon. I say, you know, tomorrow I can just skate. It's Friday. I got three guests and all of this.

And then what happens then I end up doing 10 hours of show prep.

Which I did, which I did gladly because I want to give you the best show possible when I entertain and form you motivate you.

Some ammunition, all of that stuff. So that's what I try to do. A lot of things to get to, you know, seat backs going on by the way.

Mercedes and Matt Schlapp were down there. I didn't know that Mercedes' parents were from Cuba.

They were expats and saw a lot of abuse from the Cubans and all of that.

But they were talking about the midterms and how important they are and they are. And they are.

And I'm using the word war for a reason. It is a war. I mean this very seriously.

We are in the midst of a war. The, the Democrat party has had a de facto civil war going on for a decade with America.

They have soldiers for higher being paid for it. Never sing them.

George Soros. They have a marshal. They're soldiers to go out in the summer of 2020. They burned their way across America.

They are now doing anti-American protests, pro terror protests in places like Philadelphia. I'll get to that very shortly.

And those are the people who want to run the country. Those are the people who want to destroy the country.

And the Democrat party is already hinting today. I've already played several sounds. They want to get rid of DHS.

They want to get rid of the CBP, the border. And they want to get rid of any basically any security apparatus for the country.

They want to open the border completely and do exactly what they did when Joe Biden was the president, except for they're going to make it a lot worse.

So we are in a war. You need to enlist in our army. I'm going to use that kind of language as the way it is.

Because this is really serious. This is really serious. This is the same sort of war we got into that founded the country 250 years ago.

Taxation without representation in places like Washington D.C. Taxation without representation. 70% of Democrats want voter ID.

100% of Democrats on Capitol Hill don't want voter ID. That's taxation without representation. 95% of us don't want children having a sexual mutilated surgery and puberty blockers.

100% of Democrats on Capitol Hill want that taxation without representation. Mercedes slap.

But there's also bigger reason while we're here in Texas. We know that Texas is going to be pretty much ground zero.

As you know, there's an important Senate race here. We have the runoff happening.

Action tomorrow.

Ken Paxson is hosting and speaking at the Reagan dinner, which is a traditional tradition here at CPAC.

I would like to invite John Corden to come. He's invited. He still can come. John, if you want to.

Shocker. He's not coming, but this is really going to take the temperature because we need to know where the movement is in terms of understanding that the midterm elections right now, Carl, that should be front and center.

Not going to Carl Higby on Newsmax. Thank you very much.

We cannot afford to lose the house. We cannot afford to lose the Senate. We're going to have Senate candidates here.

We're going to have House candidates here as well. Make their case. Say, look, we got to make sure we maintain these majorities because otherwise you're going to see.

We need to maintain and expand them because the two years after the midterms, we've really got to put the pedal of the metal on.

Standing back illegal and putting people in jail for all of their crimes that they've committed against us.

Here is President Trump talking about crooked politicians in Minnesota, and of course, they're everywhere.

These crooks in Minnesota, these crooked politicians and dirty cops, dirty cops, dirty politicians.

Waltz is a dirty crooked politician.

Yes.

And the Attorney General is a crooked guy. He's no investigations and I hope J.E.

Here's the thing.

If you're going to run a state and the people in charge don't recognize when funding for autism clinics goes from 5 million a year to $400 million a year.

When you're in charge and you don't notice the feeding our kids program, $250 million, and they're saying that tens of thousands, hundreds of thousands of meals are being served out of a little tiny restaurant that can seat 10.

Or when you go into a building and you see 50 places that are offering some sort of childcare where no children involved, they know what's going on.

Gavin Newsom knew about all of the crap that's in California. Tim votes and Keith Ellison knew exactly what's going on in Minnesota.

You cannot be that inept.

And the only thing is why did Gavin Newsom, why is he buying an $8 million mansion?

You know what kind of money you ought to have to have to buy an $8 million mansion? $8 million.

Yeah, you'll need more than that because property taxes and all that is.

The governor is buying an $8 million mansion.

He's going to do a great job. He's in charge of it now with somebody who's very talented.

But I think it's easy so. They say $19 billion.

Minimum.

Think of it. It's missing. $19 billion.

You know, we would solve half of the fraud problem in this country.

We would have more than a balanced budget. We would have a surplus.

And in the case of Minnesota, it's a lot, it's very Somalia oriented.

Oh, that's racist.

Think of it. These people come from a crooked country, disgusting country.

One of the worst countries in the world.

The meth lab trailer park of the world.

Acknowledged should be one of the worst countries in the world. Some people say it's the worst.

They have no money, they have nothing.

They come to our country, low IQs, and they rob us blind.

They did, and they have, by the way.

Here is Steven Miller talking about the, you know, how would you feel?

And I tell you what, I'm angry because I know my tax money has gone to massive fraud, particularly Medicaid to the tune of billions, possibly trillions of dollars.

I also know that my vote was stolen at least one election in 2020.

100%. I believe my vote was stolen. Your vote was stolen.

If you voted for Donald Trump in 2020, your vote was stolen.

You can't say that. Yeah, I can't. Absolutely 100%. I can't.

Here's Steven Miller.

What this does to public trust, social trust, people's faith in the system.

Imagine in a community, a working class community.

Why the hell am I paying taxes? Why am I paying taxes if I can't be represented?

And if my vote doesn't mean anything. And if my tax dollars are going to get stolen by people here who don't want to assimilate and just want to take.

In the Twin Cities, say a native Minnesota who works as a lineman or works as a construction worker.

Works in any job that requires hard work, dedication, focus, who's worried about his ability to support for and provide his family.

And then imagine that he has a neighbor who's a Somali refugee who arrived two years ago and has a Mercedes and no financial stress and no worries at all.

The entire world that never seems to ever go to work at all because he just went to an office in the state, lied on a piece of paper and got unlimited free money forever for life.

Unleavable. We have encountered and I and I said this during the election.

I said we have experienced abuses and usurpations. The founders would have never dreamed of would have never dreamed of.

Our government is more corrupt and awful than we could have ever ever imagined.

Of course, we mentioned the Senate confirmed the first ever system attorney general to investigate nationwide fraud. Colin McDonald, which is great.

JD Vance is also in charge of that. Start delivering some Venus and indictments and trials and guilty verdicts and jail and denaturalized people who come here and commit these fraudulent acts and denaturalize these people who come here.

Don't want to assimilate to the culture and want to espouse violence against America or Sharia law.

Get your rear ends out of the country.

Democrat representative Sheila, sure, Phyllis McCormick, a Florida committed numerous violations of health at rules and ethics standards.

A ruling that can add weight to Republicans pushed to expel it from Congress.

The allegations center around her receipt of receipts of millions of dollars from her family's health care business.

After the state of Florida made an overpayment of roughly $5 million in disaster relief funds.

This politician, McDowell McCormick, is accused of using that money to fund her 2022 congressional campaign through a network of business and family members.

The Congresswoman is running for a fourth term representing South Eastern Florida has denied wrongdoing.

Ethics committee could fuel a potential vote under expulsion and divide a Democrat caucus that is trying to make a comeback to power in the November elections.

Sheffyllis McCormick also faces federal charges for allegedly stealing $5 million in COVID-19 disaster relief funds.

Using it for purchases like a three-carat, yellow diamond ring, her brother, former chief of staff, maybe husband and accountant were also charged in the alleged scheme.

It is time to deliver some indictments.

And puts the people in jail. Here's Jim Gossett, second of that, Minneapolis. Jim Boots.

With the actions he's taken, Jacob Wright is making many appellates.

A clown town, high sprites of bows, and wild Tim Walsers' dose in city has become a clown town.

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On the way, Westmore, the governor of Maryland went to the Orioles home opener and got booed.

I'm thinking it was because they didn't pass that bill to put tampon machines in the ballpark's minzrooms.

Or it could be that he's so bloody corrupt and he's destroying the state.

You figure it out. We'll take a break and come back. This is the Rob Carson Show.

The media and our friends and the Democrat Party kept saying we needed new legislation.

We must have legislation to secure the border.

But it turned out that all we really needed was a new president.

Yeah, that amazing. Also, all we needed is a new president to end Iran's nuclear ambitions.

It's kind of remarkable.

You know, to take Maduro out of power in Venezuela, all it took was a different president.

We're in that. We had to bring manufacturing back to America.

All it took was a different president.

It's crazy. It shouldn't have, but it did because we soldered on.

We fought back against everything against odds that no one would have imagined Donald Trump winning.

But he did it in his office, so we got to take advantage of it.

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You know, Apple used to build all of its products over there in China by slave weakers and whatnot.

But they're going to start building stuff here.

Apple is expanding its American manufacturing program, bringing in four new...

That's the brother of bombs.

I don't have no magic wand.

I can't bring man to back in America.

Well, you get some sort of magic trick.

Some kind of hook. What's going on there?

Who partners?

Bosch, Serious Logic, TDK, and Cutity Electronics.

And they're going to manufacture components on U.S. soil for Apple products sold worldwide.

But that's going to be in American jobs.

It's $400 million in new investment through 2030.

That's amazing.

And this is about parts not finished products.

The chips, sensors, and glass.

Those are increasingly made here.

TDK is manufacturing sensors in the U.S. for the first time, including tech used for iPhone camera stabilization.

Bosch is producing chips for features like activity tracking at TSMC's facility in Washington state.

And Serious Logic is working with global foundries in New York.

There you go.

Let me bring back manufacturing in that cool.

Meanwhile, states like Massachusetts did a millionaires tax and they're driving the state into bankruptcy.

How much money did they take with them?

So we're talking about 2023 because that's when this tax took effect.

And in that same year, the state lost 41,000 residents.

And with them, they took $4.2 billion in adjusted gross income.

Yeah.

The amount of income lost was an 8% increase year over year.

There you go.

There you go. Absolutely. And Democrat run states are going into the pits of hell.

One of them is the state of Maryland.

I used to live in.

I was seeing this report last night on the Fox affiliate in Baltimore.

And it was very sad because I have not been back to the inner harbor since my son was probably 15,

which would be 11 years ago.

And it has gone to hell in a handbasket.

It's just gone to hell in a handbasket.

There's nobody down there.

There are like two hotels still there and they're closing.

And the idiot mayor of Baltimore who is a man child.

He thinks that they're going to put housing down there or apartments down there.

When all the retailers gone, they used to have this hard rock cafe there.

And this Barnes and Noble and this old power plan.

It was as cool as hell.

They had a, what USS Constitution, an old, like early 1800s, a battleship.

And then they had another like a submarine there.

You can get tours on and all that. And you can walk around.

And you're going to eat at a dozen restaurants.

And they're all gone now.

They're all gone now.

Thank you, Democrats.

Thank you 2020.

Thank you all of the violence.

Thank you letting out criminal illegal aliens out of jail.

Thank you not arresting youth who are committing massive amounts of crime.

And then letting them out onto the streets.

The Democrat policies did this, guys.

And then of course Westmore, the fresh prince of Maryland,

who's been running more for president than anything and doing absolutely deword for Richard.

You know, the key bridge was hit by a ship.

They didn't hold the, the guy who ran into the damned bridge and knocked the whole dang bridge down.

They didn't charge the $2 billion.

And it's going to cost which inevitably will be $10 billion.

Because Democrats are involved.

But they didn't, they didn't charge them with anything really.

They got off with a slap on a wrist.

And two years later, Westmore is bragging about how great it is.

They got one section of a bridge that's miles long done.

And it's like a hundred yards.

So Westmore shows up at Oral Stadium for the big home opener yesterday.

I wish it could have been there.

And he was introduced not warmly welcome.

There you go, absolutely 100%.

I would like to see Maryland actually pull its head out of its tuckus.

But unfortunately, the state is bloody well crooked.

Everything about the state is corrupt.

And I'm sure that if the Nick Shirley came here, he'd find all two to Maryland and Virginia probably.

All sorts of corruption, all the corruption is coming to Virginia because of Abigail Scamberger as the governor of the state.

And one of the dumbest things that happened in Maryland this week is some Democrats.

Thought it'd be a good idea to put tampons in the men's rooms at Orioles and Ravens ball parks.

Which is the dumbest thing ever.

Here is delegate Kathy Zaliga calling out the moron who brought this up.

And by the way, this idiot who did this.

Everywhere he goes, people should throw tampons at him.

I'm not kidding.

Everyone should throw tampons at this guy.

Menstrual hygiene products means appropriately sized tampons.

What are appropriately sized tampons?

I've never heard of such a thing.

What do you consider appropriate?

It just means that tampons are offered.

They're no specific size.

Well, delegate Ken Kerr.

Ken Kerr, remember that name?

Have just a box of tampons in the car.

And if you see them, just toss a little tampon at a gently, nothing major.

But we're just walking up and say, hey, I didn't want you to be without a tampon as a man.

Apparently there's four different sizes.

Which one?

Many maxi, there's pearls, there's all sorts of crap.

I don't even know.

Every time I go, you know, or went when I was married, I'd go to Target.

And I'd have to walk up and say, can I ask you a question here?

What exactly are the maxi, many super duper absorbent, whatever?

Do you like them to use?

Sister, a regular size.

You'd be like, oh, you mean the whatever, whatever, sir?

And I'm like, no, cook it, you can just deep it down a little.

It's tampon in the bathroom.

Okay, maybe it should say that and not appropriately sized tampon.

Now, is this going in all bathrooms?

Yes, and women.

That's the dumbest thing ever.

Have at the Raven Stadium.

If it is a state-owned building, then yes, it would go in...

You should be haunted by this the rest of his life.

Ken Kerr.

I Ken Kerr.

Actually, no, I completely disagree.

Ken Kerr, what a doofus.

My God, I didn't have it.

This guy is cool.

No, actually, I'm going to save it.

Yesterday, I also had the home opener.

They had a World War II veteran there.

They had a hundred and nine-year-old World War II veteran there.

Oh, it was unbelievable.

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Here's something kind of interesting the the corollary there. That's all I'm thinking you're exactly right

So here's the deal there is a professional athlete named caster

Semina

Semina, so it's felt caster and then semen. Yeah, okay. This is a this is a transgendered athlete and and this

Transgendered athlete is a is born a male and has to say this you know the medical terms

What they tell me you know my testosterone, you know being born, you know without you trial as you know

Being born with internal testicles those don't make me less a woman. Yeah, it's just differences that I was born he says that

The his testicles do not make him less of a woman. I wanted to throw that out there. What do you think and the lack of the universe?

It's like for example caster like the oil, right? Yes, or a cast rate

Well, that's totally different, but um, so

Um, all right

So this is the I don't wait for this. I don't we were past this

No, it's still there. There's all sorts of goofy. There's all sorts of goofy crap out there

You want to hear I'm gonna I got this whole like this is the montage here

This is a montage. This is the weakened gender madness

Because he's made it made a massive comeback the idea that I have to get up here and say that trans women are women

And that's what I have to use my time to do is absurd shame on you

Shame on all of you and shame on you for using lesbian politics as a front for your transphobia

Because this lesbian it's had plenty of girlfriends with penises

What else in fierce what are appropriately sized tampons

I've never heard of such a thing. What do you consider appropriate?

It it just means that tampons are offered there now now it's a couple of things go out there

There was one woman who's a lesbian who says she's she's had plenty of lesbian partners with penises

Which is a very circuitous way to be straight

And then in in the state of Maryland

They wanted to put tampons in the Orioles and Ravens ballpark men's rooms that fortunately failed

So they're not giving up. They're not going now without a fight by the way

Yeah, um, so I saw a video of that first check

There's a lot going on there

You know to her saying why I had plenty of girlfriends with penises

And I was like, I'll bet you did

You know so

But in that case I've had plenty of boyfriends with vaginas

It's ridiculous and

What I love is that we're not giving them time anymore

That second conversation was phenomenal because she stood up there and she's like, what size is appropriate?

I would have heard ask her where exactly do men use tampons like

I wanted her to nail him to the wall and she did not and then there I think

Pennsylvania had a cancel their women's month. They had women's history month. There's something that they were going to do

Yeah

Because there was somebody set up and said well, I'm all for this

But only if you can tell me what a woman is. Oh, dear God in heaven

And they find a woman and so they got over defining a woman's foot. No more women's

Three

This is this is critical stupid. I mean this is unplugged the patient. They're dead. I mean my god in heaven

I'm just thinking about this. I could have a I might have an ex-husband with a vagina. I just I just put two and two together

You could do

I've been married to a man with a vagina for 28 years

And it took you 28 years to figure right out

It was like

Now you brought up this this is really funny. I saw an LGBTQ RSD UB whatever

Person the other day at a city council meeting. They're like you guys always malign trans people as being predators

And in here goes

Nashville predators there. They're one of the NHL franchise that apparently they wanted to do

LGBTQI

Pride night and the predators

Ha ha ha

It's too perfect

It's too perfect

The logo is draped. It's like a rainbow threw up on their uniform and their hoggy sticks and and their logo and it's

The predators like do people not think I would love to have been in the board meeting where someone said

Oh, we should call them the predator, you know

The predator is the whole time

I don't know but

Because I thought it's an LGBTQ plus gay hockey team

Called the predators. That's what I that would be them that would have been really bad

That would have been really really really back

Can you imagine if somebody's from out of the country and they're standing at your house and you say hey

What are you doing tonight? Well, I'm going to take the kids to the predators

In hour. I'm going to drop the kids off of the predators

Okay, this is weird. This is what happens when people sole source of being able to function is based on emotion

I know right? Oh, there is no they don't use anything from well, they use their mouths a lot because it's

Use stupidity, but nothing above like the nose is being used

They're either not being used because that dude has a beard and a mustache and he's six foot seven and his name is not dolly

I don't care what you call him

It is you know, I thought you know and and the brains. They're not engaging at all. It's it's just it's absurdity

And uh, you know, Voltaire said those who commit those who uh those who uh what I guess

I pursue absurdity are bound to commit atrocities. I can't remember I'm paraphrasing right now

But did you know SNL did a bit about the predators a few years ago? Did you know about that?

No, I'm going to play you a clip. It's beautiful. Watch this list of this proud of the charity work

We do in our communities. That's right. I may be a king on the ice, but I'm also a king in the community

And I'm a ranger in my community

Now I'm a predator in my community

When you see this face just know predators in the community

Well, wait, wait, can we cut cut? Yeah, well, what's the issue man? Yeah, I mean, do I have to say that I'm a predator in my community?

Why not you play for the national predators? Yeah, but I mean you hear how it sounds, right?

Okay, so it's going to be one of those shoes

Deva alerts

Nice and sit too. Let's move on. We're losing lights. All right. Here we go. One more time. Do yours

I'm sorry. Did you get in the veil check to aid the adjusting long Chobani commercial?

I don't know. I will come back. There was a little bit of luck there

There's another why it's fantastic, but they did it on the predators a couple years ago

Okay, we know now that it's it's so it was an established team beforehand. So that answers my question

Yes, but uh generally if you're concerned about being labeled a predator you don't want to make

LGBTQI pride night at the predators

Yeah

Yeah, like I said I have I

If I win the lottery, I just want to be able to spend my time going to board meetings with these big companies when they have their DEI meetings

I don't bring my own popcorn. Oh god. Yes

Just so I could hear something very quickly. So I haven't heard who's Italian, but he's very dark Italian right

And in the summer he's very dark and he is convinced and he's a CEO for international acquisitions add a

Lurch company that I'm not going to name, but they're basically like that to do all the DEI stuff because

I am convinced that they don't know

That I'm like they think I'm like some kind of hybrid like a mix you like I'm from mixed racial background

And he goes because then I've never sent them straight ever

100 present why the heck not the next job I get I'm going to say that I was married to a man with a vagina for 28 years

You know, then I can say I'm gay. All right. Let's take a break and come back more with where Mary Walter on the other side

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As a New York Ranger. I'm serving my community by working in soup kitchens as an LA king

I volunteer with the elderly and as a Nashville predator

I work in hospitals to make sick kids feel touched

That is that's an ill a couple years ago making fun of the Nashville predators who had an LGBTQIA plus night the other night and

And apparently got a lot they made they made fun of it made fun of them

Can you imagine no just to ask people asking you I'm a professional athlete really what are you? I'm a predator

You know

Never did they existed before this so maybe you know, they said there's no such thing as that publicity

But hockey fans are the second most left right

Leaning group. Yeah, yes of of you know, they fans for for different sports

Why in God's name would they do something like that when they know that their audience is right leaning?

I don't understand why you need to like for instance where I live they still have rainbow colored

Crosswalks, you know, it's like oh, you know wow

It's so important that I walk on a gay crosswalk. I mean honestly really all right

Well, let's go. Let's do it. Let's do a non-binary Christwalk down the street for Christ say

I mean honestly, what the hell is going on here? Why would

He's signaling of course. It's virtue signaling

You moved there you had to know that it was very less leaning

Well, all I know is when I walk across those those those crosswalks. I suddenly

Saunter it's weird. It just kind of happens like you know

You've never been walking along and you realize you're listening to your buds

You're walking to the beat of the music when I come to those of those I'm like oh, I'm going across the street now

I'm like oh stop it now stop it stop it stop. I step off the color onto the pavement

I'm cool then I get back on and suddenly I'm fabulous. It happens Mary. It happens. Well if you start to skip you're going to need therapy

All right

Here we go. This is I mean, this is another example of of stupidity

Inside the bandosphere is a new Netflix documentary that is fuel discussions about a relationship style

Non-monogamous relationships can take many forms including polyamory open marriages

Solo poly and polycules, but there is also one called one-sided monogamy now. This used to be cheating. They're calling it

One-sided monogamy. So if your husband said a Mary

I want to do this one-sided monogamy thing and I want you to be monogamous. What would you say?

Well, I'm at that point in my life where you know lawyers and and splitting it all up would be a lot of work

So I would be like that fine

So um, you know

We'll mix it up. You can live in that room and I'll live in that room

And um honestly if she does some house cleaning, I'm totally I would think I might be down

Well, if suddenly he hires someone named uh or he he gets a 19-year-old Swedish opair to come and stay during the summer

You might be worried about it a little bit there

Yeah, I'm really worried about my summers for stuff that I want to do, you know

This is so

Yeah, I'm kind of at that point, you know, because like if I get half like I'm cool with that at this point

Yeah, Helen if she can do some stuff around the house as long as I don't see it shut the door cool

We're cool

I'm too old to get now

I don't know you're a pretty fine-looking woman there Mary

You didn't understand because I don't want to bend over anymore. Oh, I know I know to save me up thing

I caught myself the other day. I'm starting to bend over and pick up stuff like an older guy

You know, it used to be this does bend down and pick it up now. You're kind of like you had a steady yourself and then one hand on the counter

So you make the sound though? Do you go?

I do not make the sound. I do I do make it to the gym. So I still do that. I'm trying to avoid that at all cost

Step aside cocaine bears make wear for cocaine sharks apparently

Sharks in the Bahamas due to party goers discharging drugs including painkillers and caffeine

They are testing sharks positive for cocaine. That is not a good thing

And you certainly don't want them testing positive for weed because if you get weed you get the munchies

And they're gonna start looking at people who are serving and going mmm

Looks like it's no looks like a cheetah

Yeah, they think because what sharks do is they would bite stuff

So a lot of this has to do with apparently when these cocaine boats

It's getting chased you know or something they throw the cocaine over the side right or the boats think

Yeah, and and so with sharks do if they're not sure if something is food they bite it anyway just to say you know

And and so that's how they sometimes they somehow get the cocaine into their systems

But this is also a problem, you know with um

You know birth control and things like that going into our our water systems

And we're we have to be because then the sharks will get promiscuous because there's like she's not going to get pregnant

And then the male sharks just want to have sex all the time with no commitment. It's not good

Well, it could be a one-sided monogamy on his part um

As a callback see what I did there. We're gonna need a bigger boat

Hey, yeah, but you know, this is why they don't want you to flush old um pills down the toilet anymore really

Really? Oh, yeah, that's been going on for years like our town does a

Around up and you just bring it all to the police department. They like burnt it's it's

Disposed of like by burning or something. I don't I don't if I am any leftover like pain meds from the dentist

I sell them to the kids in the neighborhood. I mean seriously you can get a couple bucks a piece for him. You can make some serious money

Well, yeah, and they're waiting and are we harkening back to the whole predator topic now? Yeah, there we go. There we go

You're always fun on a Friday, Mary where can people find where can people fighting now

You're gonna go through a litany of all the places you can be seeing and heard and all of this

blah blah, okay, am I allowed to mention other radio stations? There was that a bad thing. I don't I don't I don't

Okay, go ahead. I'm on serious Patriot tonight from

That's fine. That's fine. That's fine. That's fine. I was very yesterday. I'll be there again tonight on Tuesday

You can find me on Todd Starns show on news max two and two between five and six p.m

On and two and then you know, my podcast is on Tuesday

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Eastern time on rumble YouTube and getter and it's a lot of fun. It's a live cast for upcar. It's just recently on

That was about a month or so ago and

You can get the audio and apple podcast spot. I just got to just Google Barry Walter radio

Just Google Barry Walter radio when you're on when you're on the radio at night nine to midnight

That's when the house leader's gonna be coming over by the way. I thought you should know all right

I wish

All right, I can take a break married God bless you have a glorious weekend. Let's take a break. This is the Rob Carson show

Show me how to live

Audio slave

My favorite song ever

And if you're asking God to show you how to live

You're not looking to the right place

It's up to you

Banna Tom Morello on guitar show me how to live is uh is a man thup for my life um and I and unfortunately

Chris Cornell who's the lead singer of audio slave was

chronically depressed he killed himself and he was asking God in that song you gave me life now show me how to live

You're gonna have to you know you're on your own on your own you'll get some guidance, but you got you got to figure it out

I know I know it's kind of heavy to think about, but it's true. It's true in your life

I met a guy outside the gym and he just lost his job

And we just kind of we're looking at this uh outy r8 car there and he's there

I said nice and my name's Rob and he goes well you know

I you know he said he lost his job and I told him I said well you know what you need to do what he goes you need to

Increase the value of your currency. Okay learn new things and and do what you got to do to get where you want to be

That's what I had to do when I sold cars and we had a really good conversation

He was really shaky that day. He was really shaky. He was very nervous

And I said did you like your job and he goes no I kind of got one foot out the door and I said and they fired you right?

Yeah, I said well maybe that was God giving you a little kick in the ass

And it was really and he goes he looked at me

It was pretty cool to give him advice because I had been out of work for a couple of years and you know I nearly died and

He said to me

I think it's really

Serendipitous that I met you. I think it really there's a reason why I met you and I said brother

there is

Always a reason things happen and sometimes it's a little more obvious than others

And anyway, he works out at the gym that I work out. I hope to run into him again. I hope to run into him again

That's a thing. It's it's hard my my son lost his job

And it's it's never it's never easy. It's it's a very very difficult thing particularly if you're and pardon me

But as a man, you know, you're expected to be the provider

And so it's it's really really hard. It's hard on women to to lose your job. Don't get me wrong

I'm just saying that is the provider in the family. It was very hard for me

But I was a delightful conversation that I had with him

And I don't have any time for anything else so I have to move on because next hour we've got another hour of the show

We get Christian total on the show

Hollywood loses its biggest event ever because of its wokeness and its overregulation. Oh my goodness

You won't believe it

That is on the way also who is funding all these stupid protests around the country

And of course your phone calls 800-226680

This is a Friday edition of the Rob Carson Joe hour number three right ahead. Don't go anywhere