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2:01But we got some good stuff. So I'm excited. And yeah, we're going to delight you with entertainment. That's right. Yeah. Yeah. I'm feeling dazzling. Fantastic. Yeah, Will's fishing. Pat is traveling. So I guess that's the, what we got. So you're welcome. Like my football shirt? What is it? It's one of those Maraud shirts. Yeah. To million little footballs. Tiny little footballs. Tiny little footballs. Yeah. Thanks, coach, your shirt. You do anything this weekend? You got weddings? I got wedding tomorrow and I got a wedding or to taping on Thursday. So I got a wedding Friday, Saturday, early morning. Oh, we should announce probably doing your Pat and West show Monday morning, correct? Yeah. Yeah. Because of all this travel. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Just Monday will be a Pat and West free Patreon sample to see what you're missing over there Patreon.com slash hard factor. Then Tuesday through Friday will be bringing you the new news.

3:02Yeah. Maybe we'll release the Pat and I had a little debate on the previous one. It's got a few comments. Maybe we'll release that one. Do the last one. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Charlie Kirk, the EI, all the fun stuff. We're talking about that. Oh, okay. Yeah. All right. What are you talking about? Well, I'm going to go first. I have a hilarious small town incident that has gotten out of hand and has now been dealt with in Trinidad, Texas. Okay. Yeah. We'll talk about where that is. It's a very, very interesting story out of Trinidad. Okay. And I've got two very gross ones. I'm going to let you pick which one you want to hear first. Okay. And that would be the options that you have are sex with the family dog or fucking your own mother. Well, that's like what you rather. It is. I mean, it's not really. I mean, I know which one I'd rather do. The dog, of course. 10 times over.

4:05Oh, fuck. Yeah. That's a horrible scenario. Yeah. Yeah. And then we might talk about that potentially serial killer out of Pennsylvania that's been getting RC horse RC horse that guys. What is going on? Dead, luckily for him, but his son isn't big trouble because he lives at the same house. So a lot of the videos and stuff found in that Pennsylvania house. Pretty much murder videos were found of these women that were, I guess, went there to do pornographic stuff. And they found them. Yeah, they snuff filmed them. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. That may be all you get out of RC horse from us today, but we got to do a deep dive on that at some point because it's a potential. They're saying for like one of the largest serial killers in US history. Yeah. That guy apparently wrote a memoir about how to be a serial killer before he died too. And no one really looked into that. So why didn't we catch the horses before he's dead and gone now, the guy.

5:07Wow. The leader is dead and gone. Got away with it. Whoa. Okay. So are you familiar with Trinidad, Texas? You know where it is? I have no idea which one to do that. Texas. It's a small town in Henderson County about 70, maybe 75 miles depending on where you are southeast Dallas, depending on what kind of Dallas you're in. Two and a half hours from us, Wes. Okay. Okay. Got it. Well, that's small time, probably like I heard. Well, that small town has made it big time for all the wrong reasons. Jennifer Comes, a resident of Trinidad noticed what a lot of people in town were noticing. The town's water was ass. All right. Shit water. Worst than Dessani, right? You turn on the sink, turn on the tub, and it looked like the UDC was in town and the brown water was flowing down. Yeah. I mean, that happens sometimes after like a storm or a flood or something. Yeah. Correct.

6:08And that's what Jennifer Comes kind of knew and implied in her post and whatever other people were saying it was like the Trinity River. It looked a lot like the Trinity River water. So like the Trinity River is gross. It's muddy. It probably infiltrated the water supply. Right. They didn't have any checks and balances to stop it. And then it went into your homes and then you had really disgusting water. So she did all that. She made a few posts on social media about it showing how gross the water was and commenting on it and saying, you know, like people getting sick from this and it's disgusting. It looks like the Trinity River water. So be careful out there, everyone. And then she got arrested by the Trinidad Police for causing a panic. So we're like, we're like the UK now where you arrest people for posting on social media. This is like a public service announcement too. It's not like a threat, a funny meme threat. Yeah, it was like, hey, you know, might want to boil your water or not, not drink your tap

7:09water a few days. Correct. Yeah. Be careful out there in neighbors. It was like a, it was like a nice post. Yeah. If you're blind, don't drink the tap water. But it was in there exactly, but it was embarrassing, right? Yeah, it's embarrassing. It's embarrassing for the to city, for the town. So here's a quick video of Jennifer comes being interviewed by the news recently about her post and her arrest related to it. Best way I could describe it is it looks like the Trinity River is flowing from their water taps. I don't expect something like that Facebook post. So it gives the top of the restaurant. Not at all. Gross. I did not because I didn't say anything in it that could be used to cause a panic. It literally states in the post what what I was gathering information for what to be able to report it to the state. I feel like this is an extreme stretch. I mean, how much did she have to show that they're going to do? I just feel like it's a way of signless. I don't feel like that's like that's like that's dire water.

8:14It got way worse. Oh, it's kind of cute Jennifer. Come on. I was thinking the same thing. I kind of was just she's got that like red, necky Southern kind of, you know, look to her. She's going to have the purse lips later on in life probably, but probably the prize of Trinidad. Yeah, I would say so. Yeah. She spent a night in jail in May after that Facebook post with all that brown water. And in the caption she suggested, I guess, that people were being hospitalized by bacteria in the water pipes. And the police backed by chief Charles Gregory charged coms with a felony for making a false report or alarm and justified it because they justified it against the intense community and internet blowback saying the hospital claims were quote, completely simply false. And I've only caused unnecessary fear and confusion in our community. I think the brown water probably did some of that fear and confusion too though. Yeah. Yeah.

9:14I mean, I don't think that, you know, the town necessarily was unaware of this. But yeah, I would, I would say that people being hospitalized with that completely dark brown waters is plausible. Absolutely. Yeah. Absolutely. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Absolutely. I mean, it's almost being possible not to get sick from that. The next day Trinidad police arrested a supporter of coms for misdemeanor disorderly conduct after he displayed a fuck bad cops placard outside city hall. Mm hmm. Yeah. I mean, small town, the cops kind of do whatever the fuck they want. I mean, oh, they, oh, they do and Trinidad. Yeah. This all prompted an investigation of the Trinidad police force by the Texas Commission on law enforcement. You don't want the T C L E coming down, which led to report and findings that were presented to the mayor on September 9th. And those findings were that the Trinidad police over the course of years, police force over the course of years has failed to be a community benefit of any kind and what henceforth

10:18be completely dissolved and disbanded and coms and her friends charges were dismissed. Yeah. They're like the mafia of the town basically. Yeah. Exactly. They said, Hey, Aaron Brockovich was right and that was shit, that was shit water from the river. You can't arrest her for posting the shit water that you guys are allowed to flow through your town. Yeah. Something tells me they're going to find some fraud involved in that police department, some, you know, some more shady stuff if they really look into it. I think they just might have closed it down because they were like, we don't want to much. Yeah, it's too much. It was only bad. Yeah. I think we have it furthermore, we found they said that this police force lacked resources for officers, including not having bulletproof vest or an evidence room whatsoever. And there were numerous occasions, they just, you know, took the drugs home. And there were numerous occasions of failures when it came to the use of force policies, active shooter situations, vehicle pursuits and the professional conduct of officers. So it was like the police force from that one movie with the rock, one in the small town.

11:19Yeah. Like you described that it was like a, it was like a mafia. Yeah. There's another movie if I forget where the, the guy goes back for revenge or god, he was like a ne, I can't think of the name, but it's there's like 12 movies that are, there's like 18 corrupt, corrupt small town police forces. Yeah. Yeah. Any movie about a small town police force generally is this, but it's fun to be on these police forces, even though they didn't have to profess like that's the trade off. You don't get to shoot me at that guy. No one should, but you get to take home the drugs and you get to, you know, people like, yeah, no one in that town had the balls to shoot at these guys. Right. You're going to get fucked up. They couldn't stop and didn't have the resources training or temperament to stop an active shooter, which on most occasions was them. Right. Yeah. I haven't heard about any active shooter situations in Trinidad, but no, no one, no one dares. Mayor Dennis Hall has said that the state's order to revoke the city agencies licensed operate law enforcement was quote, not a shock.

12:19Yeah, we knew they, they was some untrained animals. He said, um, he said, there's been a lot of neglect through the years and we're moving into a positive direction. We've got to get past all of this and thank God, thank God it's over. So there's no police force in this whole town now that's just being done by the state troopers at the point. I think they just went from police force to criminals, you know, like that, not like that, right? Yeah. They already were. Um, just insanity out at Trinidad, Texas, how many small towns are run by bully cops or like town gangsters that either have the cops in their pocket or they just intimidate them like probably a lot, probably half of any of what you say the population was of Trinidad. I don't know yet to look it up. It is a small town. I mean, anything, any town under 10,000 people, yeah, the cops on the town. Right. Especially if the town's like kind of like secluded like to get into. If it's not like a, if it's not on I 35 or like, you know, like if it's a little bit off the beaten path, you've got their own municipality, that shits corrupt a lot of times.

13:21Population was 860 in 2020. Yeah. Terrorized by these cops. So then Jennifer comes to the people were cops. Jennifer comes to definitely the prize of the town. Oh, yeah. This is like a, a town where an out of towner shows up and picks the badge off the recently deceased sheriff. And then on day one becomes the sheriff. It's like it's what's the movie with John Candy and Dan Acquired with the judge. Yeah. Nothing but trouble. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. TV show. It's basically all the movies and TV shows we've seen the Trinidad Police Department employed five full-time officers and several part-timers. Former Trinidad PD officers are being transferred to the Henderson County Sheriff's Office of Bigger Force until a permanent situation is found. The temporary solution is they're going to get hazed in the first real squadroom they've ever been in. Oh, yeah. They're going to need all the training. They're not going to want to do. No. They're starting to put on a bullet professed from what an evidence room is.

14:24Where the safety is. As for police, as for Trinidad Police Chief Gregory, who I mentioned earlier, he's done with law enforcement for the time being. He has been since he resigned in June out of spite after a grand jury declined to indict Holmes on that felony for the Facebook Water Post. He was like, he wanted to be convicted of a felon. And he convicted Vell so bad for showing off the water that he turned in his badge before they took it from him. Yeah. I mean, it's hilarious that this one post took down the whole police department because they had such a good thing going. And they just ruined it by by by picking the wrong battle. They did. They got beaten by the internet, which they probably have no clue exists. They can't comprehend the internet. They're like, we run this small town of 800 people. Yeah. They just shut down all power to the town is what they're probably what they were thinking. What are all these tourists with signs doing outside here? Now it's got to judge County judge Scott McKee, who was also one of the boys.

15:27He's been questioned into like why he approved Jennifer Holmes arrest warrant for posting the the brown water in her home on Facebook post. He was he's now thrown his former buddies under the bus saying that he was misled by the police department that they omitted key information when they asked him to approve an arrest warrant for Holmes like the fact that she wasn't a psychotic terrorist con because they did admit that. They said all that. Yeah. Yeah. Well, what's your son on it? Pull it up again. Is there any other pictures of her? Look up Jennifer Holmes is plenty of them. Yeah. Jennifer Holmes. She's probably the homecoming queen. Oh, yeah. Well, in a class of 20 people total. Yeah. That's just the one first. Yeah. Yeah. The other father on Facebook is not she's a celebrity. Holmes is now filing a wrongful arrest lawsuit against Trinidad, which she will definitely win. She made a statement this week after bankrupt the town.

16:29She does that. Well, yeah, there's not a lot of resources. I don't know who she can go after. I'm going to this Gregory who resigned. She made a statement this week after her corrupt town police force was ordered to disband saying for months, citizens who questioned this agency were dismissed, attacked and my case arrested. We were never the problem. We were exposing it. Wow. She got him. Yeah. She took the boys down. Well, I mean, can't be having shit water coming out of your pipes and that's a whole other issue because now the city has to answer to that because it's not like the police were supplying the water 100%. They were just they didn't want people talking shit. But now they have another mess where they have to like investigate what's up with the water supply and who would the city municipality of like the waters is fucking up. So that's a whole another can of worms that Trinidad is doing with the guy right in the cops. Yeah.

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22:42So I want to kind of bitch and complain a little bit about my day. And this is kind of a PSA too for anyone who absolutely hates the dentist. I went in for it. I don't know if you've ever had this procedure done. But it's been five years since I've been to the dentist. Last time I went to the dentist, I had an abscess tooth and had it pulled. And that was such a miserable experience that I just haven't been. And I'm just lazy and irresponsible with my teeth. Purchase my car. But I went in finally because I've got a crack tooth and then they did the full exam on me and shamed me. And you ask, where have you been for five, six years? And they told me that I needed what's called a deep cleaning. Now I expected to go in there and they were just going to do the polish my teeth with the fancy toothbrush they have for an extra long period of time. That's not what a deep cleaning is. A deep cleaning is where they go beneath the gums with basically a drill.

23:46So before you can even get this deep cleaning, they have to inject needles all over your mouth. You know how do you get one needle for a filling just at that one little spot? Never had it. Never had a filling? No. You are fucking lucky. Well usually it's just one or two shots right around the tooth. Yeah, local. Local. An aesthetics. No, okay. Not for a deep cleaning. They have to numb your entire gum line all the way around. They gave me about 20 shots in my mouth. Yeah, well they charge you for each of those two. Yeah. This is like 9.30 in the morning. I almost passed out, dude. Like I started to have a panic attack after like shot number 10 and my I must have done. I must have been white as a ghost because the lady kept asking me if I was okay and I didn't want to. Is anyone ever okay with this procedure? No. Yeah. Oh, she said, the first thing she said to me was, you, well you're going to be with us for a while. And I was like, oh that's great. And she says, let's take your blood pressure. And I literally was like, lady, that's pretty unfair.

24:47You want to take my blood pressure after telling me I'm going to be here for four hours? Yeah, that's right. Let's set up. It might be a little high. Maybe you can see the doctor next to it. Yeah. So if they suggest the $1,000 deep clean and you hate the dentist, I would. Don't do it. I would say no unless you love needles in your mouth. I have an interesting story. I haven't been to the dentist in a little bit myself. And two of the most recent times I went in Austin were one they deep, they did the deep cleaning for me, but they only gave like, I think they gave me like one shot per quadri, and they were like, we're only going to be able to go quadri at a time, like lower left, lower right top. And you need such a deep cleaning that you're going to need to come in here for a couple sessions. And I said, no, just do it. So it might be pretty painful. I was like, just do it. And it wasn't painful. And they ended up doing it. They upcharged me so much. And they just like, we're trying to do all this bullshit about like the deep clean. You need this. This and that and the other. The next time I went to the dentist, I explained that to the new dentist, because I didn't want to go back to this place that I had like to pay for a year in like, in like bills.

25:53And the dentist was like, no man, you're like a dentist student. It looks like you brush your teeth every day. No, like you're, I mean, no one's teeth are perfect. He's like, no, but that's horseshit. I never had a cavity. Like they're like, it just depends on the dentist. They like, they try to sell you on bullshit. Yeah. Yeah. Well, you know what they gave me today? They, because my, my dental bill for all the work I'm having done is like over six grand. As a consolation prize, they gave me a free electric toothbrush and a free electric water pick like to make, to make to ease the blow. Water pick helps. Yeah, the water plus. I use the electric toothbrush. Yeah. So do I, but I still, no, probably because how's your bidet going? Because I have a bidet story. Oh, I love my bidet. I've talked about the dioralkort before. It's so nice to get on the heated seat. It, it, it would be nice. It's a heated seat. Yeah, it's got a heated seat. Now normally that would be gross if it was like another man that had just sat there to warm the seat. Yeah, that's disgusting. But, but when it's your own, it's okay, right?

26:53Yeah, it's just, it's constantly, it constantly feels like a big fat guy just took a shit on your toilet when you sit down. Is the water temperate? The water temperate? I can, I can have that water so hot that it would burn my asshole, but I keep it in the middle. So it's nice and warm, the seat's warm. It's got an air dryer. I don't use the, I don't use the dryer, but how many levels of, of a flow like a, water pressure? I can get, I can, I could create a problem for myself. I could create a problem for myself. Could you use it as a water pick? Yeah, I mean, it's, if you were into, but play, you wouldn't leave the house with the other lot of people that are have bidets, yeah. Yeah. I can but you don't sell to playoffs, you say. Yeah. Uh, I mean, Aggnine is like a game in Brazil view I don't hate penalty that a game should only need it to need. You got to fight like a tall. Got to fight with like 10 streakersides kiddo. But you gotta stand on the ground. And I basically, don't fight in the gym. Man, you have to expense,你在 there to go and get the kidos, and I, you know,

27:56hopefully, if you機會 any more practice to play basketball. Yeah. like once a year, my main line to the sewer clogs. And this is the third time it happened at this house in three years. It's like clockwork like once a year. I started to think I was flushin' too much toilet paper. Maybe a nicotine pouch or something went down there. And every time we get people to come clean it out, we get conflicting reports. There's a little bit of roots. There's this huge tree out front, but like it's always like blamed on roots, thank God, not me. And this time, it was big roots, a knot of roots. And they had to like redo the entire piping. And like it was like a whole hassle. Now we're back to good. But during this four week process of figuring that out and then coming out and working on it, I wasn't allowed to flush toilet paper of any type my wife or I. So I would take shits and then immediately hop in the shower and just put a day in my ass. Every, three times a day I was washing, I had the raw stas,

28:57because three times a day I was hopping in the shower, backing it up and just watering my ass three times a day. Yeah, yeah. I mean, it's good. It's, you know, you feel clean. That's one thing, that's one thing. I don't know what the Japanese have a problem with as far as like orifices, but. They don't have a problem with the asshole. No, they don't, because there's not a toilet over there doesn't have a bidet. But they're very progressive on the asshole. But they also are very progressive on the shower heads over there. Some of the shower heads have a water pick feature that you can use on your teeth. It's crazy. So you're in the shower and you can use this, like the shower head is a water pick too. Yeah. Or you can just shoot it right up your ass if you want to. Yeah, I'm so sleepy. If you want to. Whatever, whatever suits you. Yeah, I mean, they know everyone's having a hard day over there. So they try to, they try to get you off to a good start. It is a front. It's a general.

29:57Yeah, they do. It's like those guys, the guy that the, when I went to the traditional like Japanese bathhouse and there's just dudes like naked dudes sitting on buckets just like, like just completely covered in soap, lathering themselves up like, like, they're like Russians, you know, like they all wish they were like Ken and Barbie dolls in the front with three assholes. Yeah. It's a great culture. Very clean, very clean. All right. Well, you know, that's that back to the news. Okay, which one do you want to hear first? The family dog, section of the family dog or fucking your own mother? Let's get the mother out of the way. Okay. Yeah. So we can stop thinking about it. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Well, we're going to go to the stepmother. No, real mother, real mother. And we're going to check in with our favorite sheriff, Grady Judd, because this happened in Polk County. Okay. So it's a Florida man, Florida woman, both.

30:58And Florida Grady Judd gave a press conference. I'm just going to let him play it through the beginning. He's he's doing his Grady Judd thing, but he gets the does he do the advertisement of the coffee mug in the beginning? Oh, yeah. That's why that's why I left it in. Yeah. It's his new stick. People pay him any, any local advertising fruit. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. He's got that. Here we go. I'm not going to leave you here. You're probably going to have to have a coffee, but you're probably going to choke on it this morning. You're not going to believe what we're about to talk about. Shope philosophy from... Shope philosophy from... My cup is South Marion Chapter 85 of disabled American veterans. Yeah, Marion County. Sheriff Billy Woods is my buddy and is a great sheriff. He's the sheriff there. But I appreciate them sending me this historic cup, very proud of our country, very proud of our veterans. We got to send them a mug. We do. Okay. Get a grip. You ain't going to believe this.

31:58This is Christina Clemmons. She's 46 years old and she's from Lakeland and she's married to her husband. This is Shane Clemmons. He's 22 from Lakeland and he is the son of Christina. So apparently they had a little kerfuffle at their house which caused the sheriff's office to be called. Whereby Christina complained because Shane Clemmons apparently battered his mother in a domestic violence event. Shane you ought not to ever lay a hand on your mama for a lot of reasons but you have one more reason why you shouldn't. So he got mad because she called and we arrested him for hitting mama and then he said, well I'll tell you what, I've been having sex with my mama since I was 18 years old.

33:02Get a grip. Get a grip. We said, say that again. He said, I've been having sex with my mama since I was 18 years old. So we asked mama, have you been having sex with your son since he was 18? She says, only about a hundred times. I didn't stutter. That's why she told us. So our deputies said to himself, self, I need to get a detective involved in this. So we put the case together and we asked Christina's husband, are you all happily married and living together? He said, oh yeah. Were you aware that your wife was having sex with her son? He said no, I absolutely was not. But I think I am a little suspicious that they used to go in the master bedroom and lock the door.

34:03What? What else can you say? That's nasty. That's nasty. I'm going to see it illegal. They got charged with incest. She got charged with adultery. It's still on the boat. Have a good day. Have a good day. Have a good day. Who was right? Yeah. Only about a hundred times. That's why I'm not probably imploded that day. No, I wasn't aware. Thank you for bringing that to my attention. You know, when they went to the master bedroom and locked the door and I heard them both orgasming, I was a little suspicious. Yeah, that was where he lost it. Yeah, he just allowed them to, you know, spend the bedroom together between the ages of 18 and 22. There's no really no reason for that. Oh, I wonder how often that's going on out there too much, too much to answer.

35:04Okay. Well, you walk off from making, you're welcome from making you think about having a section with your mom, everyone out there with that story. And if you didn't, now you are. You can't, you can't, you can't, you can't, you can't, you can't, you can't, you can't a little awkward, yeah, you have to not feel a little awkward that whole story. Yeah, just don't make a scenario out of it, you know? Yeah. Um, let's move on to a golf coast ABC article. This one's coming from Charlotte County Sheriff's Office back on September 11th. A man posted on Facebook accusing his wife, Malia, um, um, new murder, new murder, new manure, uh, 38. And here's her rest picture, which isn't so bad, you know, look, there she is. Malia, new, new manure, she's kind of a Trinidad. Yeah, it just says she's arrested, but when you get the whole picture, that's not, it kind of looks like a fucked up Miley Cyrus, like a little bit of a, a Tiz Miley Cyrus.

36:09Yeah, I mean, she's smiling in her, um, in her booking picture and she's accused with, um, having sex with the family dog. So she's wild one. Yeah. Um, I don't know why you smile on that one. But yeah, on September. I'm not sure. I'm, uh, I'm not sure. But this is the, what the article said on September 14th, deputies conducted an interview with the man who told deputies he had installed two security cameras in the home in order to find out who had been stealing money from a coin container. Okay. He told deputies that the presence of the camera was known to everyone in the home. Okay. He's like, I'm going to find out which one of you is stealing from the coin container. Oh my God. Everyone's on notice. I, you know, they thought they were locked in the door. Yeah. And the man told deputies that while reviewing recordings from the bedroom camera, he found video footage of Miley, uh, engaging in sex acts with the family dog. Well, hang on. We'll back it up. Where's this coin thing?

37:09Probably in the bedroom. Well, yeah, well, I need two cameras because he wants to spy on his life. Yeah. I mean, well, the coin thing was a little bullshit. Yeah, he's taken that. You don't need cameras in two different rooms of the coin things in one room. No, not, not at all. And he, uh, he then provided deputies with images from their recording and access to the laptop containing the video footage. And then the next day, deputies spoke with Miley, uh, who acknowledged that the video showed her in the family dog, but denied sexual conduct and told deputies that she had been just petting the dog, uh, completely naked. However, throughout the interview, she was unable to explain some of the actions in the video in that her explanations were contradictory. So, you know, I don't know what she was doing with the dog, but the deputies were like, listen, lady, you know, the video is pretty telling that you were naked and you weren't just petting that dog. I don't know if the dog was doing to her what she was doing to the dog, but she got arrested. She got arrested.

38:09Yeah, she got arrested, uh, for basically beastiality, uh, faces the children on the FBI sexual contact with an animal. It's true. She can. You see cashmattels, uh, getting grilled about that in front of Congress this past week or this week. They had, they had cashmattel in a committee hearing or whatever, like, and he was, you know, being asked questions by the, by the senators sitting 10 feet above them there, looking down on them. And every single question was about the beastiality part. A hundred percent of the questions were about the beastiality. And they're like, what the fuck is this? Yeah. And his excuse was like, um, there are a number of people that were forced through sex trafficking into having to have sex with animals. And for those people that have now escaped sex trafficking and beastiality, sex trafficking and want to become FBI members, we have to have this policy for them. And then people were like, well, why would you arrest them for beastiality if they were sex traffic? Yeah. It's a great question.

39:10Like, are they okay now? Yeah. Yeah. Maybe you don't have sex traffic, beastiality kids running the FBI. It's going to be some, they might snap any day. It wasn't a very good explanation as to why, I mean, what that, that sounds like a specific scenario to one person in the history of the entirety of the FBI that happened to. Right. Yeah. Probably currently on the FBI. Yeah. That means one person in the FBI was sex trap. They just exposed that one person in the FBI currently was sex traffic and forced to fuck animals. Yeah. Now they're making bets on what it is. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He doesn't give very good explanations to most things. No. But I mean, if that's not what happened and that person got away and they want to, you know, you arrest the bad guys that sex traffic, I could see that, that being okay, but I also could see them not being labeled a beastiality person. Yeah. Yeah. You don't arrest them for prostitution if they're sex traffic, do you? No. No, you don't.

40:11No, you help them. Yeah. Um, I would, uh, I want to see if I can find this real quick. Um, the archmaning. Yeah. The archmaning thing. Yeah. Let's do the archmaning. Hang on. I saw it a couple days ago before it. He had to apologize and stuff and I was like, I mean, my thoughts are he's a young kid and who cares, but because it was at such a press conference the way we went down, I was like, Archie can't, you can't, you can't say that at a press conference, man. No. That's something you say in a text message with your buddies. Yeah. Yeah. You can't be like, you got all the reporters. You guys saw it, right? It's hilarious. Did you find it? No, I can't, I don't, I can't find it on YouTube. I just know, I just know what you apologize. She accepted the apology and everyone's back it up. Back it up. What's it, what's it all about? Okay. So after the game, the, when the Texas came back from, you know, the fourth quarter come back to Bito House state. Yeah. Yeah. Their coach, um, kind of, uh, basically shrugged off an ESPN reporter that was trying to do it after the game interview, who was like, I'm not doing this go horns.

41:13I got to go. So everyone was like, kerfuffle about that because they thought it was disrespectful to the, uh, to the reporter. Right. Holly Rose face too. She was like, yeah, yeah. She was very disgusted. She got, she like, was like, what the hell on camera? Yeah. Yeah. So then an AI video emerged of the coach basically, um, saying like go horns and then slapping her in the face and her falling and then running into the locker room. So. Yeah. So before that meme came out, it was a big deal because Serkeesian blew off Holly Row and it made it went viral. There was some reports that maybe the ESPN crew that she's on made him like wait at half time to give the interview that never aired and who they just wasted his time. He could have been in the locker room with his team, which probably fired him up because he gave a hell of a speech that came back. But um, he might have been given pay back there. Uh, and or just wanted to celebrate with his team and didn't want to give it interview. So Holly Rose face her it is. Okay. Here we go. Yeah.

42:13Yeah. Here she is. Okay. So here's the AI video. Okay. Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. Back answer. Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. And then he puts his hand on his head and runs away. Do you have the arch interview? Uh, yeah. Hang on a second. Here it is. But that's that's about it. I saw AI at a start interview. I don't see that one. As I go on. I'm laughing how I rock. It's funny. Who's hilarious? I'm hilarious. I knew when he said that I was like, you are going to get in trouble for that, buddy. Yeah. It's abusive women, even though it's a high like you can't. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, it brings up a point like what it is comedy. Like I was just so I was listening to the opposite of the argument. They're talking about how like there's been a Betty White commercial where she gets tackled

43:15and that was fake and like everyone thought that was funny. No, no, he's like he's like 19 years old. Yeah. It's fucking funny. The kids, the kids find, but I just knew that he was going to get in trouble for. Yeah. Well, especially because the good, the good good thing just happened to the with the, with that whole, you know, slapping the woman, the golf guys. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Also in Austin. Yeah. It's very fresh. Also in Austin. You got to give it a little breathing room, Marcie. Yeah. No, he'll be okay, but I knew that he was going to get in trouble for that. And then people are, a lot of people rightfully so I think are more mad at the like the, the 40 year old male reporters all yucking it up with them in the room. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Like I said, she accepted his apology. So, yeah. Yeah. They'll probably do hilarious interviews the rest of the season together. I think they should make it a series. I think they should make an AI series of him beating down the same reporter. Well, what she could get, she could get hers too. It could be like back and forth. She kicking them into nuts.

44:15Yeah. Yeah. Kick some of the nuts. Panels like that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It could be fun. Anyway, AI is getting real good because that was a really good looking video. Anyway, that's all we got for you today. We'll be back. We'll be back Tuesday morning. Tuesday. Pat Washow Monday morning. That's right. Yeah. We'll see you then. Most importantly, we love you and get out there and have a great fucking weekend. See you later, yeah. You're not going to be a dictator, are you? I said, no, no, no, other than they won. How did Donald Trump turn the presidency into a king? Well, it didn't start with him. It was the goal of a decades-long master plan. When the president does it, it is not illegal. I'm the decider and I decide what is best. Where they won't act, I will. I'm David Sarota from the lever. On our new season of the award-winning master plan podcast, we uncover the stealth plot to create an all-powerful president or, as some call it, the unitary executive. The unitary executive. The unitary executive. Our journalists reveal the hidden scheme to eliminate checks and balances, crush democracy,

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