The Baby Snooks Show - Barking Rabbit

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Water under the bridge.

Since that eventful night in 1921, Fanny Bryce has remained the star.

Tonight, we find a ride lies by millions of radio listeners in our favorite characterization

of that impossibly lovable brat, Baby Snooks.

Well, we pick up Snooks and Daddy, played by Hany Stafford, where we left them last week.

This rapidly bids fair to become the longest night in Daddy's life.

It started at midnight when he returned from the country without his doorkey.

After breaking in the house and wrangling with Snooks for several hours,

they are both finally sleeping peacefully.

Man's got to have insurance.

50 broken arms.

Why, Daddy?

I want some ice cream.

Daddy.

Huh?

Daddy wake up.

What's my name?

I'm not sleeping.

Well, go to sleep.

I don't want it.

Why not?

Because I want some ice cream.

Oh, ice cream again.

Snooks, won't you give me a little piece?

I think the ice cream?

No, I want rest.

Why?

I told you a million times.

Insurance doctor will be here soon and I haven't closed my eyes all night.

Why?

Because you won't let me sleep.

You've had me up 40 times on flimsy excuses.

First the faucet was dripping.

Then the shade was flapping and then...

Then the blanket slipped in the mouth out of the court.

Oh, keep quiet.

Now you go right back to sleep this instant.

Let me have a couple of hours rest.

Otherwise, I'll be completely rundown.

No, no, and get me some ice cream.

No, now go to sleep.

All right, Daddy.

Good night.

Good night.

We're no laughing at.

I know.

Oh, I'm going to join the army and get some peace.

Uh-huh.

Nothing. Go to sleep.

All right.

Daddy.

What is it?

If I go to sleep and you buy me a rabbit?

Yes.

What kind of living?

Any kind.

I like rabbits.

Yes.

I like rabbits.

Well, I'll buy any kind of rabbits you like.

Just let me sleep.

I want to rabbit that bark.

Oh, rabbits don't bark.

My teachers don't say do.

Well, your teacher's crazy.

Rabbits don't bark.

She said that rabbits eat rabbits and leaves and barks.

Oh, that's a different kind of bark.

She meant the bark of a tree.

The tree bark too?

No, only dogs bark.

Why?

I don't know.

Will you go to sleep?

Well, tell me a story.

Snokes, do you realize it's almost five o'clock in the morning?

And if I don't pass that insurance examination,

I'll give you the licking of your life.

I want to insurance, Daddy.

How many times was I tell you?

Did something I pay for so you can lift comfortably when I'm gone?

Where you going?

I'm not going anywhere.

Why?

Because I'm not.

I just want to be fit in the morning

so I can get this double indemnity policy.

Why do you not blend them?

Well, I certainly stuck my neck out there.

Double indemnity means if I die a natural death, I get $10,000.

If I commit suicide, I get $20,000.

Right now, that seems like a pleasant way of making $20,000.

Do it, Daddy.

I will not.

Now go to sleep.

No, tell me you're starting.

No.

If you don't, I'll make a hole in my mattress,

and I'll eat all the stuff.

Snokes, please.

No, tell me you're starting.

All right.

Have you heard the story of the three old men?

No.

He-he-he.

Good night.

I'm going to put the light on.

I turned that light off.

I don't want it.

Well, I was just on screw the bulb.

There.

Now you won't be able to put the light on at all.

Good night.

Good night, Daddy.

Daddy.

Oh, I hit it.

I heard a noise.

Oh, it's your imagination.

I'll go to sleep.

I think there's a burden in the kitchen, Daddy.

Now, what would a burglar be doing in the kitchen?

Maybe he's going to eat the pie that mommy made.

Well, it'll serve him right.

Good night.

I heard the noise again, Daddy.

Oh, listen, Snokes.

If you heard a noise, it can't be a burglar.

Because if a burglar came in here,

he wouldn't make any noise at all.

How please, go to sleep.

All right.

He's here now, Daddy.

Why do you say that?

Because I didn't hear no noise.

When you stop all this burglar stuff,

you're giving me the creeps.

Besides, I, I'm with you,

so there's nothing to be afraid of.

I'm afraid I like it.

Well, don't mention it anymore.

Now, good night.

Good night, Daddy.

Oh, wow.

Uh, Snokes.

Huh?

Uh, nothing.

Good night.

Awful talking here.

Good thing I'm not scared of burglar.

Oh, Snokes, is that you?

Uh-huh.

Oh.

OK.

I just wanted to make sure you were safe.

And if anything does happen, just keep cool.

You're cool, aren't you, Daddy?

You bet I am.

You're so cool, I can make a shivering.

Well, never mind that.

Go to sleep.

Snokes, cook that out.

Stop walking around.

Snokes, get back in bed.

You hear me?

Get back in bed.

I am a big, Daddy.

Let's go.

Quick.

Turn on the light.

I can't say there's no bulb.

Hey, hey, hey, it's on the night table.

Who's in this room?

Come out, you.

Oh, he's up in here.

You heart of the time, the full father is

shot in your laughing.

Yeah, he's shot, Daddy.

I threw the bulb on the floor.

So, what am I going to do with you?

Are you making a nervous record of me?

I know I'll never get that insurance.

What insurance, Dad?

That's the last straw.

Now I'm going to spend you.

Yeah.

I'll see your place and go right to sleep.

Another little sound out of you.

Go on, see your place.

Bless mommy and a baby.

I'm not a Louis.

I'm Mrs. Blitch.

I'm my teacher.

I'm a tag.

And I'm the burglary.

And I'm selfie.

Amen.

Have you finished?

Yeah.

I can pose a notice.

You wasn't in it.

Ah, good night.

Ah, good night.