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Greg, you're going to need your headsets in order to hear Dusty May and everything he
has to say.
He's going to join us here in a minute.
But there's not been enough room in the first hour for Greg who had an all-star hall of
fame performance last week and got sick and now has returned.
And the reason, primarily, is Zaz and the way that he fills up a room with a personality
that ESPN radio is now using all times day and nights because they love Zazlow.
But it's going to his head in ways that make me uncomfortable.
And I've also heard the audience on using the hockey penalties too much.
So I'm going to start distributing other kinds of penalties, different ones.
And because Zaz hasn't paid the fine bucket in several times now, even though
he finally paid something last night, the fine bucket is something I'm going to penalize
him for not paying enough fines recently with something that scares him and we'll get
to Dusty May and Zaz.
Zaz, you know about paying that debt?
It says Zazlow $200 on the board there.
You got to lunch if you think I'm paying $200.
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No comedy in the world is greater than one of your friends' slight-
Oh, I nailed that.
Well, see Dusty May is there.
He's waiting for us.
He heard and Chris got scared because we got a potential champion on our hands here.
College basketball has been mad locally and it's at least in part because of the way this
guy helped build it locally over the last three years.
But Zazlow, before we go, I don't know how Dusty May distributes discipline.
This is the way that I'm going to do it.
He's got a great fear here of these driverless cars.
You've got to pay $5 fine and you've got to go outside and take the driverless car
somewhere.
Oh, we're doing the way.
Like now?
Yeah, right now.
Go now.
Go get a waymo.
They're all over the place in Miami.
There's no human driver.
Zazlow doesn't trust him.
Put it on the pole at Levitard show.
Do you trust driverless cars?
Yes.
Yes or no?
Waymo.
So far, the speed up.
Five.
Tell the driver to speed up when you get in there.
We'll see how these cars work.
Send a cameraman with him.
We're not out of here, Zazlow.
Dusty, thank you for joining us.
Sorry for wasting some of your precious time.
It's a busy time and we appreciate you rejoining us.
How do you punish players?
And what do you think of that as somebody who's not paying fines?
Well, we've contemplated the fine system and decided to stay away from it.
Before we ran, guys, and then we got a memo from the Big Ten Office because of some,
I guess, football instances that were not allowed to punish guys through running anymore.
So we just basically asked them to follow an honor system and hold each other accountable
with our old, uh, with, with our old rule violation, uh, running, uh, amounts.
So, uh, we haven't been pretty compliant though.
No, you didn't hear what he said.
I mean, it's shocked behind you, Chris is saying, uh, Sprints, they've taken Sprints from
your coach.
What?
They've taken Sprints from you.
You can't run them extra sprints.
Correct.
Not for punishment.
We can run them for Sprints if we think they need extra conditioning.
So there have been times when you've heard coaches say, you know what, guys, I think we
look like we're not quite in good enough shape or this player who happened to be late
for a bus has to run to get in better shape, but not for punishment.
Dusty, you snuck a few punishments in there and not told anybody, right?
You're just a, that was just a hard practice that day.
And everybody knew it's Bob's fault.
Well, if we could go back and talk about the driverless cars, I trust those cars much
more than I trust the drivers back in Boka.
Oh, yeah.
Good call.
Put it on the pole at Levitard show.
What do you trust more?
The driverless car or driver in Boka?
What do you miss and what don't you miss about South Florida?
Well, I miss the sun and the blue skies the most.
I don't miss the summer heat.
I didn't realize how hot it was until I moved up here in the summers and how nice and
mild it is.
How did this go compared to how you thought it was going to go?
We didn't think it would happen this quickly.
We thought it would be a little bit longer of a rebuild, but we hit the right guys in
year one, which allowed us to, I guess, have an identity and have something to sell going
forward.
And now we have one of the most talented teams in the country.
Dusty, I'm not sure how honest the coach is allowed to be, but when you're coaching
FAU, file all on the prowl back in 2023 to the final four.
That's embarrassing what you just did there.
No, file all on the prowl is a compliment because it's all, you just wanted to save
that.
Yeah, but it's embarrassing.
And Dusty can back up.
It's a known rallying.
Yeah.
Wow.
You can get to the rest of your question, but it was embarrassing that you just sang the
coach yourself.
No, no, no, no.
Okay.
Dusty, when you're in the final four in 23, you have to be thinking to yourself, okay,
I'm not long for this job.
I have earned a promotion.
I'm going into a blue blood program right now.
Is that correct?
I mean, how honest can you be there?
No, actually at that moment when our guys all decided to stay between that and mild
of the sun was going into senior year of high school.
We decided that unless it was the Lakers, we weren't leaving FAU under any circumstances.
And we also wanted to give it a year to see what we could kind of become.
You know, you see some of these low mid major programs evolve quickly and become almost
high major programs with resources and facilities.
And so we wanted to see how quickly we could grow it.
And we realized it was going to take a long time to get it to where it needs to be to
sustain like high, high level success, top 20 type success.
And then there were just a few jobs that that came open the following year that we thought
would be too tough to pass up and Michigan was one of them.
Greg, I'm sorry to do this to you, but your son just spit in my ears, some producing criticism
of that question.
I mean, this guy's in the sweet 60 with Michigan, we're asking him something about like
three years ago.
He's got, he's the big 10 coach of the years, the national coach of the year and you're
asking him about both of them.
Hey, you left FAU, it's like, yeah, two years ago, that's the foundation of Dusty
you just wanted to say foul foul foul on the prowl unnecessarily.
Like you're just the echoes of Boca Raton shine in Michigan today.
He's right about Dusty knows, look at the smile on his face, he knows Dusty.
Is was this right before you lose in the conference tournament?
At the end, I was willing to make the argument that you just got done with the
greatest regular season and tournament postseason of Michigan's career that in school
history, there had never been a run like this over the regular season, but you lost the
last game.
What happened?
Purdue played really, really well, the style of play, the type of game was a conducive
for us and we were in foul trouble and they just dominated it in the paint and that's
something that has happened this year, but Purdue is playing at a different level now.
They were the preseason number one team in the country.
They have two first team all in preseason, first team all American players and they just
hadn't found their stride and just recently they've really as Miami and some other teams
on the tournament, they're playing at a high level right now.
Coach, you guys have Alabama coming up here in the sweet 16.
How much of your time has spent prepping for the opponent versus just internal kind of
working on your own stuff?
60, 40 with Alabama, they're a tough cover.
We match up well, really well in some areas, but also there's some things they could exploit
if we don't do a better job than we have at times this year as far as defending the five
out, defending the three point shot, but so we'll spend 70% of our time probably working
on the Alabama scouting and 30% just cleaning up some stuff and then adding a few wrinkles
here and there.
We still feel like we have a, because our team's a little bit together one year, we still
have some things we can figure out and add and improve on even in a short term.
Can you give us some guidance here on the business of what you do and how much it's changed?
I want to play some sound for you of Kelvin Samson who's pretty good at what he does and
his team is really good saying how recruiting is right now.
We have a very poor athletic department, we're poor, you know, we're poor when I got here
and we're still poor.
We probably have the lowest budget of anybody in power for, you know, and, you know, the
way our recruiting is going, we have to stop at some point because we don't have enough
money to keep bringing in really good players and that's not easy for us to do.
People ask about recruiting, you know, teams that have the best recruiting classes usually
have the most money, that's the way it is today.
Is it Dusty?
To an extent, yes, now though, if you lose, it's simply because you don't have enough money
and that's, it's the tired song, everyone in power five has a reasonable amount of money.
There are some that have a lot and it's cyclical meeting if we get our donors to provide enough
for us to have a really good team and we underperform or we don't spend the money wisely
then the money will be gone.
I think that's the hardest part, you never really know exactly what you're going to have.
In year one at Michigan, we had, I'm certain we were much lower than them in an aisle spending.
This year, we got to the point where we're competitive with just about anyone where
obviously not near the top, but we're competitive and where we felt like we needed to be.
Our athletic department is not broke.
We have, I think there are a few schools that have a lot of fundraising going on,
but we also are school that tries to be good at everything and so that's tough as well.
We have obviously a football powerhouse.
Our women's basketball team is one of the best teams in the country.
Our hockey team is number one in the country.
Dusty, I'm sorry, I've got to stop you imperfectly and politically incorrect to do so
as soon as you start talking about the women, but we've got a live report here.
Zaz is on the street in the Waymo.
This driverless car does not wait for anybody.
Zazlow, give Dusty some play by play here.
Hurry up, it's, I see it behind you.
Coach, I don't know if you've ever been in one of these cars, these Waymo's.
You know how you could tell that it's yours?
It's because it's the car that doesn't have a driver.
I mean, I'm about to get into this car with no driver.
I'm a little bit nervous because this is not my style.
I don't like this, but we're going to go to South Beach.
Zazlow, how did you decide this morning to dress for work the way you're dressed with the
backward cap a t-shirt you're embarrassing.
You look like radio.
You can't be more professional than this.
I don't think I'm embarrassing myself.
I'm living my life.
What's wrong with what I'm doing here?
It's a matter of you.
Get in the car, go ahead.
You're wasting Dusty's time and he doesn't have very much.
Do you have a question for him?
Or we're just going to be amid your fear because he doesn't want to actually do this.
Good shot here.
Dusty, do you have any questions for him?
We're the Waymo driver.
No, I'm excited to watch.
Okay, we'll sit here for a second with the big 10 coach of the year and national coach of the year.
Zazlow, can you go over to where they filmed the Scarface bus saw scene in the shower?
Can you go where are you going?
You can go wherever you want?
I'm glad you said, well, I mean, well, yeah, like I told the driver to take me to South Beach,
to take me to Ocean Drive and so if you want me to go to the location of the chainsaw scene
in the bathtub with Scarface, we could do that.
So, uh, driver, let's hit it.
All right, let's hit it.
I've always wanted to say that to to my driver.
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This is the Dan Levitard show with the Stugats.
Do you want to play Dusty a game of May or May not,
where I ask you questions and you tell me whether or not
a Wilds Aslow gives us some play by play.
Oh look, we've got music for May or May not.
To sweeten the pot.
Yeah, it makes it so much better.
I mean, he could decide to or not though.
It's public domain music.
All right, he's going to decide to do it.
He had a yes and kind of guy.
May or I may not put pineapples on.
I'm pizza.
Am I answered?
Yes.
I may.
Wow.
OK, look at the shocking and mission.
Terrible question.
He's saying he may, so he still might not.
No, he's saying no, that's a confirmation.
May is a yes in this game.
You not understand the game, I may coach.
You certainly understand the game, right?
Correct, yes.
OK, he's got no problem, even with like first question.
Chris, your conditioning looks like it's lacking.
We need some sprints in here, ASAP.
May I or may not?
I may.
All right, man.
We'll get it together.
We'll rally.
May I or may I not put mustard on a hot dog?
May.
Of course.
How about ketchup?
That's far more controversial.
May not.
Oh, there you go.
But he's still my man.
No, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no.
He's around that porch bill.
May not means no.
I'm Roy, he seems unsure.
That's that borscht belt.
May I pass, needed by the way, Mo?
Hey, I saw my, I saw my saslow, give it a, give the coach
an update here.
Saslow, do you feel safe?
I don't know.
I mean, I got my seat belt on.
So what's the worst that could happen, right?
It's a driverless car.
It can drive into the sea.
And now you're trapped with your seat belt.
What do you mean?
What's the worst thing that can happen?
A drowning death at the bottom of the Miami B.
All right, take a left turn into a building.
The worst thing that can happen
is it takes you to the CVS in the Bahamas.
So strange.
This is not awkward at all.
It's going well.
Another question, then.
Dusty asked for me to throw it to As,
and I let him executive produce the segment.
He's a leader.
He's a number one seat.
He deserves my respect if he wants to grab the control.
He's still in the tournament.
Technically, he threw it to his ass himself.
May?
Or may I not?
Why do you keep shampooing the pool?
May.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
That's my man.
Took his time with it, too.
Dusty may.
I'm proud of Boca right on.
Fowl, wow, all the prowl, all the prowl.
Your son was singing it to you.
He was just delighted with his own.
He was listening to the sound in his head.
Wonderful.
Hey, Zazlow, you're passing my condo
in about two minutes, straight ahead.
Wow.
Oh, really?
It's not Doxon.
Zaz, can you tell us how you're feeling right now?
Are you afraid?
I have a little bit of butterflies in my stomach.
I'll be honest with you, because I don't know.
Like the driver?
Oh, I guess I shouldn't say driver.
There's no driver.
It's just, I don't know.
It's rather jarring, man.
Like the three of us were here.
And there's no driver.
Oh, Jaguar.
Is it a Jag?
It is a Jag.
They're all Jags.
Nice car.
I didn't know that.
Very nice wheels.
Put it on the pole at Levitage Show.
Did you know the Waymo was a Jag?
Oh, there's the Freedom Tower over on the left.
All right.
It's going.
I found these things to be when I've
watched them more responsible than most at right turns
and whatnot.
I don't know how these things don't get short-circuited, though.
Wouldn't that be the fear?
Yeah, let's not talk about that while I'm in the Waymo.
Thank you.
All right.
May or may I not pee in the pool, Dusty May?
May not pee in the pool.
OK, but because you're going to shampoo in it,
you don't want urine.
It's a classic high baton pool.
Dusty, good luck.
We know you have to get out of here.
We will have you back on, though, to play May or may I not
and whatever else.
If you win the championship, you'll
make this deal with us now.
We miss you.
Not, I look forward to it, guys.
I appreciate you having me on.
Thanks, Mr. Sun.
Thank you.
OK.
See you, coach.
You guys.
He was good.
Bye.
This is why we care for guests.
Because you guys bring this guy in.
He's having a great season.
He's coach of the year.
And we spent half of it just talking about Zaz, which
by the way, that way most making laps around the building.
That whole time, all they did was just
do one BS lap around the block.
Nobody wanted that segment to work out more than Dusty May.
I will take whatever blame there is to give.
I haven't felt quite like this since we
were trying to do a cigarette boat at the same time
that a daily show correspondent always
on with us and got mad at us.
Roddy Qing.
Yeah.
Not mad at all.
That's the driver.
My Waymo driver, he stopped for people
to cross the crosswalk.
Oh, dairy.
How does it know not to run people over?
Yeah, it's the cameras.
It's the technology and magic.
And so far, there haven't been any incidents yet, right?
I know with some of these robots locally,
there's been a bright line hit.
One of them, I don't know if it was a Waymo or one of these food
carts, or I don't know.
But Waymo hasn't had any issues,
but that would be the fear.
Oh, and here's also the thing, Dan.
I'm sorry to interrupt you, but people,
they're staring at us.
Yeah, it should.
Yeah, because you don't have a driver
because there's not a driver.
And there's a camera person.
And literally everyone we pass by is just staring at us.
Is it, is anything talking to you,
telling you anything, asking you anything?
Does the computer ask you anything?
No, no, we just told it where we want to go.
And it's taking me.
I kind of like that because when I get into Ubers,
I hate having to talk to the driver.
I'm not here to make friends.
Well, most of them here don't speak English.
Most of them here don't even speak English.
Like, most of them...
Okay, but I travel a lot, Dan.
I'm not sure if you're aware of that.
So I take Uber often, and I don't care
about talking to the drivers.
Again, I'm not trying to make friends,
trying to make money.
And so, I kind of like this.
What you're saying is it's easy.
This is easier than Uber.
You just told the thing to take you somewhere,
and you don't have to explain it to someone
who doesn't speak English.
Well, I'm trading off.
I guess I'm making a trade here.
You know, I'm trading away potential safety
for comfort level.
Seth, how's the temperature in there?
Like, what if you get cold?
Can you control the air?
Oh, what's the matter with you?
You don't think there are buttons here to control the AC?
I don't know.
I mean, just hold on.
You're not going to call Chris' question, Dan,
when you said, how does it know not to run people over?
You think they would have a car on the street
that just runs people over left and right?
Yeah, not understand.
And have a trouble understanding how a car
that doesn't have a driver knows to not run people over
is a valid concern.
Zazzle, hop in the front seat and take the wheel,
make a statement for human empowerment.
I'm the captain now.
This is how you prove you're not a cook.
Zazz, you saying potential safety, I don't ever say that.
I'm afraid to do it.
I'm going to guess that way mose are safer
than South Florida drivers.
Like, I don't think that's even up for dispute.
Way mose safer.
Way mose.
I've got to be honest with you here.
This way mose is taken like the worst route.
Well, why did it go in circles around the Freedom Tower?
Is that true?
Is that the accusation that was made?
Was it inefficient?
Is it not going directly to where it is you need to go?
Right now, it's a little bit inefficient.
Like, it's one of those deals where, you know,
like when you put in the GPS or in the ways,
and it tells you, you know, the shortest way to get somewhere,
but it's like, you're taking a million back roasts.
Just get on the damn highway.
Get me to where I'm going.
That's what I feel like, you know.
Tell the car to start doing screeching tires.
I want to hear spin donuts.
Greg, you sound like an old drunken.
That's what I want me to do.
Greg, you sound like an old drunken.
I want to hear spin donuts.
Greg, it's the most redundant by the way.
Can I tell you guys what just happened?
It's a synonym.
Let me explain to you guys what just happened.
So you understand this.
That was wild.
No, Chris, I'm going to explain to you
the surreal show we do with your dad
and what just happened because I don't think you noticed.
Because Zaz is in a car far away
that has a driverless wheel, he is shouting at Zaz
as you would if you were shouting at him outside.
It's the closest he's been to the microphone in 18 months
because he thinks Zaz can hear him better
if he shouts it at him straight into the microphone
because he's talking to the computer screen
because he thinks he's shouting into the future.
That's what just happened with your father.
He's never been that engaged with the microphone
in 21 years doing this with him.
Thank you.
Can we also talk about when the coach was talking about
being down in South Florida and everything.
And Chris is like, safe out loud on the prowl.
When he was pro shampoo, I'm like, I fed my dad
safe out loud on the prowl.
14 times my dad's just like, yeah, can we reap?
I get that, just get that 45 seconds for me
and please show me if you could.
Tell me there was a camera on Chris Cody
as he threw papers in the air
because he tried to give his dad
an alley-oop easiest joke in the world seven times
but his dad was strutting around the wrestling ring
just enjoying still that he got to sing foul
out loud on the prowl and ask his shitty FAU question.
And then I'm like, say it.
And he finally said it and it was just God.
For the listeners who cannot see what happened.
If you've ever watched the Seinfeld episode
where George tells Jerry, hey, if someone calls,
answer Vandaly Industries and then Kramer Answers
and George is running out the bathroom
with his pants around his legs.
I'm like, Spandaly Industries.
Say Vandaly Industries.
That's exactly the energy Chris had.
Say, follow the prowl, say, follow the prowl.
Please get me that video.
I want to watch all of that again together.
I believe though this way most got an issue
because it's taking Zaz way too long to go four blocks.
Are they going in circles over there?
Yeah, you see a lot of the Waymo getting the lane
that has the cones because of construction.
So it's like the line.
I like that.
You are three blocks from the hotel.
Zaz, you haven't moved anywhere.
We definitely did a circle.
No, it had to be more than a circle.
This is the entire time Zaz has been on.
He has gone now three blocks
and he's been moving the entire time.
The lights out here.
I'm not even as, you know, the really ugly arches.
It is confused.
Zaz, it's confused here.
Is that a green light or is that no light?
The light, the lights out.
He should be in that right lane, turn it to the beach.
Oh, no.
You're just going to wait forever.
It's all confused.
You're just going to see the light.
The light is in.
And there's, and there's, it says on the screen here,
our team is working to get you moving.
Oh my god.
What team?
No team there.
You guys are running a traffic jam.
Okay, I can see you.
The end of this traffic, the computer says
the computers have not accounted for Miami being Miami.
Of course, he's moving now.
Of course, there would be a light getting on the highway.
Now I'm concerned.
Now I don't feel safe.
Okay.
No, it got you out of, that's a bigger jam.
Oh, we're getting on the highway now.
Zaz, that was a bigger jam than any of the other jams.
Miami being Miami and just a light being out
in an important intersection.
That could have short-circuited the thing
because there were cars moving past you.
Zaz, you should be there already.
You should be there.
You're five minutes.
Yeah, we're just sitting in the middle of the road.
You, the entire time we were on the air
wasting dusty maze time.
You've been going in circles.
You've been doing this for the better part of 30 minutes.
Have you not, you've gone three blocks.
Yeah, I've been in this car for about an hour and a half now.
That looks so scary.
It says that we are 12 minutes away.
Yeah, it's, well, it's a, it's a straight shot.
You will go past, this is lovely here.
This is a lovely area.
He's holding onto that door with his left hand so hard.
All right, Zaz, how do you feel
about how everything's going?
Because you're now going, are you going exactly 55 miles an hour?
That's a 40 zone actually.
That's a 40 zone, I think.
Yeah, we're going 45 right now.
We're, we're, we're, we're just approaching the tunnel now.
So we're, we're getting close to South Beach.
How uncomfortable is Fuentes?
Because the, you said there were three people in the car with you.
It looks like you're alone.
The whole thing, the whole thing really feels like it's from the future.
Yeah, well, I'm not alone.
All right, you know, I got, I got Fuentes next to me.
He's looking like the seats a little tight for him though
to be perfectly honest, a little scrunched up together.
I'm comfortable though.
That's what's important.
Okay.
Yeah, it's a little tight.
How, how is, how is Rose doing?
Is Rose, it seems like it's uncomfortable.
I don't know.
She's in the other room there.
Tell her I say, hey, oh, we have our Waymo camera person there.
It's actually not a real person.
She's a camera person.
All right.
So Zaz, you're pretty close and you're going
to the place where Scarface, I told this story earlier, Greg.
There's a famous strip on Ocean Drive.
We were talking about Miami Vice yesterday.
This used to be an entirely dead area.
And then Scarface and Miami Vice gave the city a certain image
nationally.
And on Ocean Drive is the little hotel
where the Colombian drug lords tried to chainsaw Al Pacino
and his friend.
And it was going to be an ex-rated movie.
And they made the arguments to Hollywood.
No, we don't see Buzzsaw Touch's flesh.
And so you're going to that hotel now, which, of course,
is a pharmacy, correct?
It's now a pharmacy.
Yeah, it's a CVS.
All right.
So that's one near the fifth street gym, right?
Yeah, yeah, it's relatively close.
But you remember the guy staggered into the street.
Like it was, it was considered the most graphic,
to turn an R movie into an ex-rated movie, was that scene.
The Buzzsaw scene in it.
That was, that stuff was happening in Miami back then.
Greg, you grew up in that Miami.
Well, I grew up in that Broward County, about 30 miles north.
I'm saying in the 80s, you raised your kids in the Miami
where that could happen in a local hotel room.
Oh, yeah, for sure.
The drug wars allowed.
There were people in strip malls in the street gunned down
because it was the wild, wild west.
Yeah, every cable had a mount and a chalk on it,
except it wasn't chalk.
So that is where Zaz is going.
Zaz, you tell us when you're there,
and we'll check back in with you, OK?
We're passing Star Island right now, Dan.
Yeah, so that's the richest stuff we've got over there.
Bezos and everybody else is trying to buy everything
for $150 million plus.
I got five on it.
What does that mean?
$5.
Yeah, that means I'm getting it on it.
Greg, can you explain yourself?
Zaz would have been so frustrated with you
if he had seen your son.
This has never happened here before.
Have you guys seen this happen before?
Where Chris Cody gets so frustrated with his father
that because he was yelling a joke at him
that only works if he's the one that makes it.
The rest of us making it doesn't make it funny.
He's got to make the joke.
But he's too busy dancing too.
Oh, coats like my foul out on the prowl.
Oh, wow, on the prowl.
That he didn't hear that he just was...
It's very frustrating, I mean.
Delightful.
I mean, coach could be studying tape right now
and said he's answering foul out on the prowl questions.
Right, I know.
Well, Zaz was driving in a car
being driven by the invisible man from a prowl fellison novel.
All right, Greg.
I don't know what those two have to do with each other.
Greg, you haven't been very good today, okay?
And I want to play for you an example of this.
You were very good.
You were very good last week, but you just made your son.
I mean, has he ever thrown his papers up in the air before?
He had a big stack of papers.
I have no idea from the way that he does this show
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or organization, so to see him back there,
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But I don't think he reads and he proved at the start
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Dan desperation.
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Good job, man.
That's the thing we not many right now.
This is the Don Limita show with this two gods.
So just to show you the behind the curtain says,
we'll get back to you in a second.
We evidently have a replay in Greg.
I want you to see it so that you can see.
Because I haven't seen it.
I just lived it.
I felt it.
And I felt for your son.
He's in charge of the thing back there.
It flies off the rails sometimes.
It offends the celebrities.
The show is hard to book because of stupidities like that.
The thing back there.
I actually presuming.
Yeah, it's hard to book because of other people.
I'm presuming when doing that.
And I have a blind spot here admittedly.
Because I can't wait to hear from Kugler at the end of this.
I have a blind spot about I totally assumed from the very start
because Dusty May was a friend of the show the last time
because he's local and because he understands that we...
He knows what our show is that he was in on the joke.
I presumed it without asking him.
Well, he was in on the attempt at a joke.
Just say joke.
Suggest that we landed it.
I imagine he leaves that kind of just shaking his head
smiling and then like the Michigan programs.
Like, well, that was a waste of time.
Oh, damn.
So not much has changed down there, huh?
All right.
What time's the citrus bowl against Bama?
Because people wanted a serious interview.
I loved it.
No, but it had potential.
No doubt.
We fell short, but I thought it was fine.
Well, but no, no, no, no.
I want to approach this from a content standpoint.
And I want to ask a mean and I want to ask Greg Cody
if we're going to dissect this particular...
What about Secret?
I'm not interested right now in the opinions of Secret or Roy.
What I am interested in before we get back to the Waymo.
Is when we do that interview with Dusty May,
you guys know, I mean, we've done this enough, right?
21 years.
I don't love talking to the coaches because they come on
and they say their things and its sales and its platitudes.
And people do eat it up.
They gobble it up, especially if you're a coach of the moment.
But coaching interviews to me, I hate them.
I hate them.
God, I hope he's not listening right now.
No, but not his, no, so he comes up.
Look, this is a worthy news, worthy guest.
Last year I turned down Calvin Samson.
I got in trouble with Kugler on that one just because
the coach interviews are maddening to me.
They're professional salesmen, all of them.
Kelly Samson could have been on our show,
talking about where poor.
That could have been ours now.
That's correct.
As your fault.
And so this is the time of the year for them and furthermore
because I grew up in a market and you guys know this.
We're in South Florida, all they did,
this time market. You're talking about market.
That tracks.
Give him what we're seeing. Fruit aisle.
Birth on aisle eight.
Fruit aisle.
Oh boy.
Food aisle.
One of them food aisle.
I think it's a fruit.
He said fruit.
He said fruit.
It's just white.
Still, I mean, popular aisle at a market.
Produc is generally not an aisle.
It's like a section, but whatever.
Yeah, a bogo.
Thank you.
In this market where for 20 years,
the University of Miami basketball program
was very frustrated because it couldn't get actually
into the game with Leonard Hamilton and a million other coaches.
The way that South Florida sports radio celebrated
this time of year is getting all the Seth Greenbergs
of the room, all the salesmen in one room.
And they would get on and do long shows for days
with the coaches selling their sports to people.
And then Dick Vitale comes on with us and gets furious
because we say, hey, we think Patino cheats, we think.
Oh, come on, Dan.
Come on, Dan, and hangs up on our show.
That's correct because what do you, what,
you're not in on the sales, guys?
You know, I thought we were all selling this together.
You think Dusty May comes on our show
and expects to be able to sell Michigan to the nation?
You think like with, I'm going to do the platitudes
versus I'm going to show my personality.
I think we're having a different conversation.
For the record, Dusty was great.
He was awesome.
He was the best thing about that.
Come back, Coach, please.
Yeah, I, you're talking now about coaching interviews
in a vacuum.
And I don't think, I think Dusty May was very playful
and very nice with this time.
But what I'm asking Amin and Greg is,
do you want me to get the sound on?
And this is how we're going to play against Alabama?
No, I mean, not necessarily.
I think the ideas that we're going to push the envelope
within reason and hope that they play along.
And sometimes they do like Dusty did.
And I think you turning down Calvin Samson
was a massive mistake because he's a guy.
He's, he is, he's reached the age
where it's like, I don't care anymore.
I'm not going to do the political thing.
I'm just going to say what I feel
and he could have been a great quote.
I think you need to stop judging books by their covers.
I personally think we played it right
because there's a million other places you can go
to hear Dusty May analyze Alabama.
So let's ask him about leaving FAU, good call.
Exactly, that's right.
Because he volunteered it by saying
he misses Booker right on.
Hold on, Zaz is on Ocean Drive now.
I can see that familiar strip of land.
It is one of the most famous.
And oh, look, he's pulling up right now.
Wow.
All right.
Everyone is staring at us, Dan.
There was, there was a woman.
She physically grabbed her child's head
and manually turned it around to look at the freak show.
Yeah, she said, look at that guy with a be a head.
It appears as though you've stopped in a ballet lane, though,
which is an odd place for a drop off
and probably confused about it.
Give me a moment, I get out of the car.
All right, so, but is it telling you to get out of the car
or take us through your conversation?
I'm just, I'm very aware of us being at the location
I asked it to take us, so I know to get out.
OK, but is someone around you telling you to get out
just for a second?
Because is the car then leaving?
Are you coming back on the car as well?
How does this work?
Are we going to?
Well, the car says, please exit now.
Wow, with an exclamation point.
OK, so before you do that, good follow-up Greg.
Is there an exclamation point?
That guy right there has taken a picture of us.
It's not creepy at all.
Are you going to come back in that car
as you get out?
Is the car then going to abandon you?
Are we going to televised your return?
I think his car is going to dip.
OK, get out then and show us where the famous Scarface scene
happened.
Take us on a little tour.
Would you please?
Yep, give me a second.
Hitchhike back.
Yeah, he can just do it.
It's, or take a taxi.
Why would you have him hitchhike?
It would be fun to taxi.
I'm with you, Greg.
You could, but there are still taxis.
There are still taxis.
Let's just get it with a phone.
The taxi is struggling.
Yellow cab.
Roy, it's fair to say.
It's fair to say the taxi.
The taxi has to feel very threatened right now
by what we just televised.
The taxi, the taxi was already heard because of Uber,
but there still are taxis on the beach.
Yes.
Shocking to me.
And so here goes.
All right, so here the car is going to leave.
Goodbye, Waymo.
Thank you for all the help.
Zazlow, hold on just a second before you go up there.
Can I get a replay of Chris Cody just throwing the papers
up in the air, please?
May or may I not?
Why do you keep shampoo in the pool?
May.
Yeah.
Right here at Carpita.
That's my man.
He's feeding you right here, too.
Just me, may.
He's feeding you, saying, oh, that's why he had his
bokeh right on.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
That's what it was.
I missed it the first time.
We don't got the papers being thrown up in the air.
No, he wanted to shout bokeh right on.
And he was just like feeling the top of humor.
Like that's all it was.
Greg was really pleased with himself there.
I'm an owl.
I'm proud of my alum.
He's gone on to do great things with the springboard
of bokeh right on.
Jads, give us the play by play of what you're doing right now.
He's not an alum.
He didn't go to FAU, Dusty May.
Well, I did.
I went to FAU for both of us.
What happened to you not being a fan and being a journalist
and all that stuff?
What happened to you not banging a drum with a Panther's game?
I went to, you never played for the Panthers.
I went to FAU.
It's the one that's where I met my wife.
Christopher would not be here if I hadn't gone to FAU.
He's right about that.
He got your ass there.
It's like he's been waiting on that one all day long.
I just say something.
Say something.
All right.
You know what that is?
That's another Greg Cody.
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Hey, hey, hey.
Right out of score face.
That's a great car right there.
Yeah.
Damn, it's hot outside.
Thank you, Craig.
Yeah, we got our last, I think, good night
and good morning of the year in terms of weather.
I think the rest of the way it's going
to be baking sun the rest of the way.
This is a long walk for you.
Why the car leave you so far away from where it is that you're
going?
I thought it was leaving you right in the front.
I think, are you in the right place?
Yeah, I'm in the right place.
I recognize this area.
See here's the CVS.
I'm literally next to the CVS now.
Start jogging.
Get a little exercise in.
But that is a good point.
Like, it drops us off like a block away.
It's a great place for you to have a stupid driver.
Run sprints.
Are you tired?
Are you winded?
It's sore from yesterday's street cocky.
I'm tired.
I'm walking.
It's a matter of you.
All right.
Right here.
See it?
Oh, look at this.
This is the staircase that was used in the filming
of Scarface starring Al Pacino and Stephen Bauer
and Mary Elizabeth Mastron Tonio and Michelle Feiffer.
This scene depicts the chainsaw massacre
and is a world famous Hollywood landmark.
What a movie.
Why is the number 1983 in quotes?
It says the filming of the quote 1983
unquote classic movie Scarface.
It's a fair question.
Yeah, we don't do English great in this town.
Well, neither do you.
You kept asking, may I you or may I?
No, just kept around the eye in there.
You're right here.
So good.
All right, so take us up to the hotel room
or the motel room, I guess.
It was the first one on the right, I think.
But look, look here.
Look with the camera.
It's chained off.
Hop it.
Ah, that's an easy turn.
Apparently we are not allowed to go to the site.
Oh, but you can jump over there.
Do the limbo.
OK.
You don't?
Or the limbo.
Yeah, the limbo.
Or under.
OK.
Yeah, scoff law.
Had he played to not put your leg over?
Yeah, it's my it's my amy.
You know, trespassing.
Nothing bad would happen there.
Now, Danny's climbing over.
They're going to do the same thing
as the 3D climbing over the nothing.
They could buzz.
Would you recreate the scene for us?
Do you think you can stagger down the staircase
and fall down in ocean drive as if you've been, you know,
what didn't Tony like?
What do you do?
Did he shoot him a couple of times?
Or did he?
There was some reason that the guy with the chainsaw
was staggering down the stairs and overacting
the hell out of it.
Dan, do you know that the restaurant right next to here,
right there, it's called Montana's?
I did not know that.
Tony Montana's good call.
I did not know that.
Yeah, right in there.
That's where Tony was about to get chainsawed.
This is great podcast.
He escaped, though.
OK.
I mean, just whispered to me, this is great podcasting.
It really doesn't.
It really doesn't work.
Oh, I thought.
Oh, boy.
Oh, boy.
Good hour from you, Dano.
Let's call the time out.
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