The Bills Offense Can't Be Stopped, NFL Week 2 Picks And Preview, Golfer Chris Gotterup In Studio Ahead Of The President's Cup Plus Fyre Fest

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2:53Welcome to part of my take presented by draft Kings. The crown is yours. Today is friday, September 18th and no one circles the wagons like the Buffalo bills. The Buffalo bills open their new stadium, dropped 40 points. Their offense looked incredible. DJ Morgan's hurt and it's still Josh Allen is and I know that you know we're Josh Allen podcasts. People sometimes get upset about how much we glaze him. I don't think we glaze him enough because he's playing quarterback on easy mode. It looks like that for him. Like the flick of the wrist, the runs, everything. It just all it looks like the game is slowed down for him. I know the Lions defense is not very good. They had 86 snaps on Sunday. They had a short rest. I get it. But he's in just total control of the game. I think there's obviously a lot of really good quarterbacks in the league right now. Lamar Jackson,

3:56Patrick Mahomes. I think the Buffalo bills are the only fan base that I actually get jealous of when I watch Josh Allen play. He's just so good. I'm like I would love to be able to root for this guy every week. How much joy do you get from watching him? Even as a guy that's not a bills fan. It's like it's incredible to watch him play. He does it all. He's exciting. He's got the rocket arm. The wrist is still like very much alive. Yeah. He'll flick the wrist ball goes 30 yards. And then just the way that he runs and puts it all on the line. Like I'm jealous of bills fans that they get to root for this guy. I actually think maybe the best play that that wasn't even you know a touchdown or Josh Allen running for a touchdown or throwing for a touchdown. Aden Hutchinson is a big fucking guy a strong guy. Josh Allen had him on his back and was able to get the ball out. Like he that's the thing with he's just so big and strong. And yeah, we're glazed right now with the bills offense. I don't know about their defense. But the bills offense and obviously they they had at Oliver go out before the game. But their offense with Joe Brady. The chunk plays are

4:59there. They're taking shots like constantly. DJ Moore injury is going to be a problem because I do think that he was if you watched like last week, he adds that element to the offense that had been missing for that deep threat. But they're two and oh, they get a little extra rest here. And the stadium like it was perfect that Josh Allen opened the stadium with the first touchdown. He has that they said the stat I said on Monday. Al Michaels did Josh Allen now has 10 games where he's ran for two touchdowns and thrown for at least two touchdowns. And the only other person close is Steve Young with four four of those. So that's just puts into perspective how good Josh Allen has been as for the lions. Their defense is again, I do grade it on a curve 86 snaps to three days rest to playing on the road is an impossible task. They spend all day Sunday chasing Chuck around. Yeah, chasing his balls around. But they didn't they they had no chance in this game. They they

6:00looked very overmatched. And I think if you're the the Alliance fan, it's the offense again was kind of slow to get started. And they have all the firepower. I know they also had injuries on the offensive line. I don't understand. I get a three out of five offense line that we're out. So that is that is a big deal. Yeah, no, no, the Lions like this is a game that you know, you don't want to lose any game. But if you look at it, you're like, okay, with everything stacked against them and the bills, the way they're playing, opening a new stadium like the energy, the vibes, everything. I don't know what their offensive coordinator, Petsing is doing though on the second and 10 runs. I feel like it happened like three or four times tonight where it was second and 10. And he's like, you know what? Let's just run the ball and like almost guarantee that we're going to be in a third because he's thinking to himself, well, we're going to go for it on fourth down. So I can I can just dick around on second down and third down. Yeah, it'll be fine. Yeah, there's no urgency from the Lions. It felt like on multiple drives in the second half where they were content to yeah, you're right, run the ball and second down and just take a bunch of time off

7:03the clock. They had, all right. So they had four second and tens in the second half. Their the plays went second and 10 Gibbs run for zero yards, second and 10 Gibbs run for zero yards, second and 10 Gibbs run for two yards, second and 10 golf pass for 34. Yeah. I don't know. It's just like, I, these guys are obviously way smarter than us, but I just couldn't keep watching another second and 10 run for no yards right up the middle. You think he's smarter than us? He's got a big head. I don't know. Maybe not. Petson's got that. It's like a flesh colored guardian cap or skull. It's that thing is a monster dome. Also, we should show some respect to to the bills and their new stadium and their new buffalo. Yeah, their new bison that they unveiled Bruce, the baby bison, who I guess lives in a Zubez cage outside the stadium. So sick. We need more live animal mascots in the NFL. Yeah. And I think they brought it in obviously to open up the stadium. You know that Dan Campbell walked past it was like I asked for a fucking line three years ago. Right. And they said no. And they get to have a buffalo. Yeah.

8:08This is sick. It's awesome. Don't get me wrong. I like it. But you know, yeah. Give Dan that that line. But yeah, it was another story of like if you look at like a monrod and Gibbs and golf, like they all had good numbers. But the problem was if you watch the game, it was another slow start. The bills first four possessions of the game were touchdowns. The lions first four possessions of the game were three punts and a touchdown. They were it just felt like they were fighting an uphill battle basically from the beginning. Like it was almost instant that it was a 14 nothing game. And you're like, okay, well, what do you do now? I actually thought that the lions played really well to even come back and make it a 10 point game because it felt like it was an ass kicking for mostly it felt lopsided. Yeah. The score isn't indicative of how because like the last monrod touchdown, you know, it's it was a 41-24 game. They scored with like two minutes left. Credit to them for not giving up. Yeah. It was it was more of an ass kicking than the final score looks. So hopefully they can get Brian Branch and Kirby Joseph back soon because the defense will be

9:11a lot better in Detroit with those two guys. I saw a lion's fans saying like they need a disaster draft on defense. If like the plane went they were like, yeah, what like that's our only way out of getting a good defense is we need the disaster draft where you get to steal players from other teams. Yeah, I don't know. Browse is like legit good. Yeah, he's he's a very good player. Do you see Aiden Hutchinson ran a mile and a half of game in gameplay today? That's too that's insane. Yeah, that's insane. That hey, uh, through two games, the bills look really really good. The bills in the cheesel are really really good. They're like, do you agree with me? Like Josh Allen looks like he's playing on easy boat. Yeah. Oh, yeah. It's it's uh, yeah. They're do. I mean, they're they're oh, they're do. Do for what? To make a super bowl. Yeah. I mean, nobody's really do. If anyone's due, the bills are do. Yeah, the bills. Yeah, bills raising ravens. Yeah. I mean, the lions too. Yeah. Are you saying do historically or just do like in the

10:19most recent history of being close? Or both? I guess the bills with Josh Allen and then the bills would hit both. Yeah. Yeah. They would check both those boxes. We're having to debate the other day of whether or not football would be better if there were no such thing as kickers at all. And you could make the argument. Would you stand on that? Uh, I understand the case. I do. But then I think that there's no like more dramatic part of the game than when a little nerdy guy runs out onto the field to kick a fuel goal with no time left. And you all, you know, you sit there and you watch the ball. Is it going in? Is it not? That's like, that's a magical moment as a fan. But you can make the argument that the Buffalo bills would have like three or four super bowls. If kickers weren't a thing. Yeah. In football. Yeah. You can make the argument that the Patriots might not have had the start of that dynasty if it wasn't for kickers. Yeah. Kickers change everything. They change everything. Kickers have have an imprint on the on the the national football league. They do. Speaking of the national football league shout out our guy Joe Buck 108 million dollar contract.

11:22Whoo. Nice work. Joe. Nice cash. Shola. He's going to show up with the thickest head of hair. I think we're owed something. Maybe he should run a chapter in our book. Maybe he'll come in next week when he's in town for Monday night football. Just, you know, with the beak. Just, just wouldn't I'll just say this wouldn't it be kind of cool if Joe Buck showed up to the office. And he was just peeling off hundreds to everyone. Yeah. That would be a really cool move. Yeah. Not. Yeah. So that would make him a really cool guy. Joe Buck is as good as an announcer as anybody the national football league. Yeah. If I it a hundred eight million dollar contract, I would definitely just be like walking around just but here you go. Here you go. Yeah. Making it rain. Money's not a real thing anymore. Joe, we can get it set up. You can make it rain from the second floor of our office. We do a little cash grab. It doesn't even have to be big bills. No, it could be let's see five. Yeah. Two a million and five. Yeah. And just throw it around. Some people get hurt. Oh, I'm happy for him though. He is the best. I these these these the big

12:25game voice. What do you mean, Max? Max sent he'd hurt some people. If if there was the entire office fighting for a million dollars in cash. Yeah. I think that there would be some punches thrown to get some of that cat. Who do you think would be throwing punches? Max memes. I don't understand what what is so I agree with you. I'm saying there would be some there would absolutely be some physical violence. It's 450 pounds of cash. It's good. I don't. I'd pull out my hypothetical taser from my desk. Oh, it's hypothetical. Yeah. Huh. Interesting. Joe, Joe would make a hypothetical hypothetical trip to the trunk of his car. No, it's not the trunk. He keeps that in the fucking in the center console. Yep. All right. Anything else? We got a whole show picks and preview. What do you think about this necklace? I don't I said it. I felt like I was turning into Colin Coward when I was like, that's not coach like. I kind of

13:26like it. I feel like it's it gives him some powers. Yeah. No, I like authority. I as the words came out of my mouth like, what are you saying right now? Why are you saying this? Like, do who cares if he's wearing a necklace? But yeah, he's got the he's got the bling on Joe Brady. Mike McCarthy's been necklace for a long time. It's true. No, dude. He lost weight. Yeah, he does look good. And this way black uniform. What do you think? Sean McDermott is watching this offense being like fuck. Yeah, he's probably times show Brady told me we need more chunk plays. I said, no, we got to run the ball. We got to matriculate the ball. I think he's looking at being like, this is kind of candy ass. Yeah, it's candy. I can't win like this for too many, but not sustainable. Yeah. Can't win like this in December and January. All right. Pics and preview. Chris got her up fire fest. Okay, before we get to picks and preview, football is back in no game day spread is complete without the great taste of Pepsi. Oh, zero sugar. You spend all week thinking about the wings, nachos or burgers that you're going to dig into a kickoff. But are you pairing it with

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15:31I think ever made, uh, Oreo, everyone knows Reese's everyone knows they put them together. It's what what's the movie the Avengers? No, yeah, the Avengers the Avengers the Avengers of candy. Mount Rushmore of candy always goes Reese's one one Reese is the best out there. They are what are our power? C Hawks see Hawks have to be one, right? Because they just won the suit. Well, and they're one and oh, they're the the Seattle sea hawks of candy. Jets. I got the Jets. The Jets are high up there, but uh, Reese's is the best candy out there Reese's the official candy partner bar stool sports go get a Reese's wherever you shop and thank you to Reese's for, uh, being the sponsor for picks and preview week two boys. We ready to go. I don't know if week two can hold up to week one. I agree. One was awesome. Week one was awesome. Those points ever. Yeah. Well, of course it was the year that I was like, Hey, you know what? I'm going to be smart. I'm going to bid all the unders. Uh, so defenses are ahead of offense this time of year. Yeah. The the week two, it's it's it's basically

16:36the week where you say to yourself, were my overreactions correct? Or were they simply overreactions? A team that that sucks or you think sucks? Do they suck as bad as you think? Or is it something like oh, you know what? Ever gonna have one bad week? Remember the, uh, what was the game a few years ago when the Cardinals beat the the Titans by like a hundred. Yeah. Remember that week one game? There's always one of those. Oh, the Saints beat the Packers. Remember that game? I believe it was, uh, they beat them by like I think they played in a different stadium than New Orleans and they beat them by a shitload. And like you have those weird games and then you got to kind of reassess a week two and say, Holy shit, is this is is this actually how bad this team is or is this actually how good this team is? And then bet off of one data point. There's going to be there's going to be some frauds. We're going to look back at the end of the season. Be like, Hey, remember we thought this team was good. And it's going to be a nice little trip down memory lane and we'll think, Oh, yeah, we were so dumb back then. I got a trend that is a yucky trend. It's a Hold your nose trend. It's basically the overreaction trend of the week. Uh, teams that failed to cover the spread in week one and enter

17:42week two as underdogs have gone 26 11 and two against the spread since 2014 70%. The teams that are active for this are the lions, the Falcons, the Titans, the Browns, the dolphins and Colts gross. It's a Hold your nose. One of the, yeah, one of the Holger's going to be not as bad as we thought. And one of those teams might win this week that might actually win straight up this week. I heard it was either Prisco. I think there's Prisco that said this week that between weeks one and two, that's when you see teams make their biggest improvements. Like the teams that are going to end up being good at the end of the year. Yeah. Weeks one to two because if you, if you got a good locker room and you shit the bed in week one, ideally you'd have a few captains being like, Hey, we got to cut this shit out now. Right. Like the Broncos shock you. What's going on in the Broncos locker right now? They're basically going to say to themselves, Hey, are we this team or are we actually a good bone? Next to go. Listen, I'm not new to this. I'm true to this. I've had some bad starts before we can pull out of it. Yeah. Okay. Let's get into it. You guys ready? Hank? Yeah.

18:42Steelers Patriots main TV for you and Jerry. I love that. I mean, I think it's either that or Bengals Texans, but you and Jerry, Jerry said he wants to shove it down your throat. He wants to butt fuck you. He wants to beat you every single way. So I think it has to be you two on the main couch. On the main TV. Agreed. How are you feeling going into this game? I feel good. I've gotten over, you know, week one feels like a year ago because we played on Wednesday. And I feel like this is going to be a good bounce back for us. We're not going to go against the greatest defensive all time in the last two years. Steelers do have a good defense. See those do have a good defense. I think the Patriots have played the Steelers were there. Three point favorites are more seven times and they're seven to know. Okay. Good stat. I saw a lot of graphs. I'm back on my graph talk. With graphs. It was like the, let me pull it up. We're talking graphs of Drake May's face top to the right. How each QB's charted bad throws compares to how many interceptions they actually

19:44threw. So and it just Drake May is he threw obviously he has the highest interception rate tied with Cuperrush. But they weren't, it was, they're clean throws bad luck. Okay. That's the graph. Wait. So the three picks that in the fourth quarter, those are bad luck interceptions. Clean throws bad luck. The last one was not. I don't know about the end. I think the last one. Yeah. The last one was bad, bad interception. So he's like, he's, he's got a lot of turn, he's got a lot of bad turnover luck right now, which you can count on to regress. Yes. Okay. You know who actually who like leads the league and good turnover luck for the last two years and it's not even close. Oh Matt Stafford. Oh Matt Stafford has I think the last two years, he's been by, you know, whatever whoever's in charge of saying like, oh, that's a lucky. Yeah. Like that's a, that's a bad luck interception. Whoever's in charge of it has put the numbers together. And he's been like twice as lucky. It's like the two most lucky seasons in NFL history, which tells me maybe it's not actually entirely luck that he did it twice in a row. Well, this has all been like a heavy discourse this week with PFF under,

20:47under scrutiny for their grading system. Yeah. I mean, that's, I love that time of year. I think it's important to have like a, a boogeyman that operates behind the curtain. Yeah. That you can get mad at for issuing your team bag. Chris Collinsworth actually came out and did like a podcast with Jack Collinsworth. I don't know if there's any relation and they, he explained the grading system. I still don't really understand. It's like a guy, right? Yeah. At the end of the day, it's a bunch of guys that sit down negative and positive. Yeah. And the big thing with the Caleb grade was that they gave him a triple negative for a play that didn't count because there's a flag. I love that. You threw an interception, but there was a flag. The worst play that never counted. Yeah. I love it. Hank, so did you find the graphs? Yes, I'm the graph. Oh, you sent the graph. Yeah. Okay. Let's see the graph. Take a look at this graph here. Let me see this graph. Where? How did you send this? He said he's in the text. He texted. While you look for it, Max, Mike McCarthy was 87 degrees on Wednesday in Pittsburgh. He was in full pants and long sleeves, all black again. I think this guy's lost some weight. I think he's probably just shy to show us

21:50how much weight he's lost. Yeah. He's just a little, you know, like he's a little gun shy and showing his new bod. Yeah. He's not, he's not a mincey type to brag about losing 30 pounds in a month. I mean, some guys have a bod. Some guys don't. You see Bella check this week? Yeah. Should we talk about that? A lot of bod. Ten hands. I mean, I thought it was fake. I think this is a, this is a classic Bella check move if you ask me. So our, our good friend Nick Taroni has a hypothesis on this. He thinks that he, Bella checks trying to smoke out his yes man. He's like, how big can I get my tits on a day to day basis before someone says, hey, hey, coach, nice tits. And it hasn't happened yet. I don't think it's happened. My theory is a little bit different. My theory is that he's grown. I don't think I don't think with Bella check. He's just such an alpha. He's got so much power. Like you guys, you know, you're sitting at your desk right now. We interviewed him for group week. Yeah. If he pulled up an interview and that sweatshirt, you would not mention his tits. But I would need to sit behind the desk because I have such a boner. Yeah.

22:54But that's what I'm saying. Like your point is probably true, but no one like, no one is going to be like, hey, coach, nice tits. I think that's what he's doing though. He's trying to find the first guy to be like, hey, nice tits. And he's like, all right, you get the keys to my kingdom. You are the heir apparent to the Bella check throw. I think it's a couple of things. One, the, the UNC football program, not the best headlines in the news this week. What better way to distract from those headlines than just showing up with the parents at hawkers, like just completely owning the narrative. Yeah. Right. I also takes our hot. He probably saw the city of Sweden. He had his like, oh, this is getting this is what the buzz is about. Let me get in on this, these titties action. Yeah. I mean, I immediately saw him. I said, what are the two things that we universally agree on as a country? We love football. We love tits. Bella checks. Like, why don't I do it all? I'm a one stop shop for it all. And he did do it all. He did it all. And also, it makes me want to tune into the game on Saturday. Yeah. Like do you talk about a rating striver? Coach Bill Bella check is going to be on the side. He's always been a 3D chest guy. Now he's a 3D chest guy. I do think there's a part of him that is maybe new to his breasts a

24:02little bit. And he doesn't know the appropriate things to wear on camera. Like, if you see Max and I on camera, we're constantly pulling at our shirt, you know, doing this. So he doesn't know like, oh, now that I got a new set, like I should probably be coming to this interview in like a nice halter top or something. Really. He looked a little bit like Kristian Ohm's husband. The Sam Pittman. The Sam Pittman still to go. Sam Pittman. I think that Sam Pittman is actually stronger than Bill because I can give Bill some grace. I'm saying like in terms of him, his posture. Yeah. He was like kind of like laying back arms crossed sometimes. Kind of like, you know, parking him up a little bit. Sam Pittman, that's just all natural. No, they're and they don't. Sam Pittman is, I know he's not coaching anymore, but he's a man in his 60s and gravity has seemingly hasn't taken over yet. So shout out, shout out to him. He's, uh, his tits had the boys parking. Mm-hmm. Okay, back to the game. Back to the game. Straight. Walk me through this graph. So on the left, it's clean throws, bad luck. Yeah. Trick man's at the top of that. On the right, it's risky decisions, uh,

25:04basically playing for it. Just just gambling. Paying for it. Paying for it. So that's the interceptions that do get caught. Yep. And staffers kind of to your point, PFTs, he's towards like on the, on the top end of that. Jordan love is the highest. What's that name up there on the right side of the rush? Oh, Cooper. Okay. So pretty good game. Yeah. I did actually see a stat that said, uh, based on EPA per play last week. Stafford was the second torch quarterback. Cooper rush was the worst. Interesting. And Drake may, I mean, again, it's like it's, oh, that's a good example. He wasn't, he wasn't drawing long passes, but he had a third bass on target. It's expected. It, it, it matters what quarterback it is. Yeah. When, when Cooper rushes dropping back, I don't expect him to add any point. Anything over zero is, is, is like, that's incredible. I'd say like a perfect score for Cooper is zero points. Three, maybe three. Three points. That's what I expect. Three points. I expect three. Perfect game. What are you saying, Hank? About this graph that you like found that you're, you're living in Dying By? Not living in Dying By. I just, it's graph talk. We talked a lot about graph. I'm

26:05a graph guy when it, when it favors, uh, Drake May. Have you seen some of, like, the throws that he didn't make though? Now it's like a Mark Wahlberg situation. No, no, no, I'm saying like, that's also a thing that people evaluate is if you miss an open guy. If you don't look at an open guy, I did not. Oh, because there was a video that's going around. PFC sent Max a video. Yeah. This is just film talk. It's a graph talking film film. Oh, that's a, I mean, the safety's right there. Yeah. Well, there's more. So here's another one. So for a podcast, we don't have bad podcasts. I mean, that, uh, in the fucking Super Bowl, he's getting, like, he, he's throwing the ball quickly. Like, he got murdered in the Super Bowl. I'm saying in the Super Bowl, he got murdered by holding on the ball. So it's like, yeah, that was a guy down deep. He threw the ball. Like, sure, because he was, they want to get help. So there's AJ Brown. He's got about 30 years of day, length, for minimum, that's his open. That was a mess. Drake doesn't see him. Bad neck discipline.

27:06This guy, he's, he's literally getting hit as he threw that ball. And then we saw, is he announcing from inside of microwave? I don't know. I just, it's a good tape breakdown. I didn't listen to their in sugar formation. You just told me to put no, no, I'm not listening to, I'll say, it does provide context. As open as you'll see any football player at any, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the podcast. All these throws like, yeah, he's, he's pointing out open receivers. He's not pointing out the fact that he's a part to get sat. Look, look, look, look, once, like, wide open, like 60 yards a day light in front of this is actually the new frontier of, as he's cramly away from getting sat. Yeah, let each other during it. Patriots. Sometimes it break it out inside their own 10. Okay, turn the sky off. I can't listen to sky. I think he's making a lot of points. Generally pretty, I just can't listen to the voice. He's sounds. What is that? He's talking through a tin can. I think his name, what's his name? It's not Neil. It's, uh, Shadow. Glen. Glen. So, uh, so how about this? Hey, Drake made his last five

28:07games, seven touchdowns, seven interceptions, 1000 passing yards, sack 24 times. Yeah, that was you talking PFT. What? You, you edited it. No, you made this tape. No. What are you talking about? We've, who, who posted the, uh, I thought it was an interesting video. Oh, Glen. Okay, Glen. It's got tape scout. Got it. It's like, play it again. No, just from, from there. Yeah, keep it going. Because there's actually like, I wasn't familiar with NFL tape watch. Yeah. Great release here. And Mac Collins is as open as, I mean, that's 60 yards. You're in your four side lines. But it's not me. It's not me. It's Glen. Followed in a failed tape scout. If he catches this ball, he'll max, you can't text me things. That's kind of his catchphrase. Wait, go back and play that again. That's kind of his catchphrase when you miss. The house for me. It was a Patriot typically run high. When you miss a guy and like, if that was a pass,

29:07he would have caught it. And then he's still running. That's kind of his catchphrase. So Max texted me and then said at the end of the text, don't read any of this out loud. No, that was, no, no, no, no, that's, that is incorrect. I said that don't say this out loud and then said one more thing. The thing you don't want me to say. Yeah. So I told you not to say that thing. I love it. And he didn't. I didn't. Again, I want to again. I have. It's a great, it's a great little nugget. Yeah. I have no idea who NFL tape watches. But he does good work. But no, he's got a good catchphrase. He's still running. It's kind of funny if you miss a wide open guy. He's still running to catch that ball. You know, it goes. I wonder if Hank can figure out the caveat. There's no way. I'm actually a lot, I'm a lot happier too that I like, I was so taken back by this guy's voice and how awful it sounded. I was like at the end of that, I was going to feel bad. It was like some nerd who watches film. No, it's PFT. No, no, he's a good follow. Sorry, go ahead, go ahead, go ahead, play this. Because there's actually some crazy wide open guys. I love that great play actually

30:09with Drake. Again, another really good play call. Oh, that one is a big, big box. And in the so that's one of the intersocions there. There we go. My hands again. There's no more open than that counts. There's a great job of him. See how it's played a really interesting blend of man and zone. You got to know what to sit back. New into sit Drake. You got to find him. You got to make that throw. If he catches it, he's still running. Hey, where we're on the, we're on the level of PFT's obsession with you. Would you rank this? It's only gotten worse like it's even no. I don't even know. Yeah, I don't know because you guys won't tell me again, great podcasting with you guys having an inside joke that you're not mentioning to the listeners or me. I think we should share this with the listeners and let them be the part of me, like part of me kind of hopes that the commanders like win a game at some point. Thank you. Like Jane Daniels wins one of you know, he's oh, and like six of his last six games played. I hope they win just to like

31:11give PFT something positive to root force. So he's not just like using all this time, just hate watching and like hate editing and like just drag my own to all the real Satanist brain. I mean, no, because if that's just not true, Hank, I try to break down film. I try to provide it service. And I mean, you can attack me all you want, but the fact of the matter is he didn't attack you. Taped on life. Taped on life. That's the one thing. You can, that's the thing like, you can't hide from the tape. Facts don't care about your feelings, bro. You can't hide from the tape. We're on to this week. Like this is this is you haven't even watched all of them. This grows that he had like all the mist open. We're not even halfway through. Yeah, this is only like 10. We're not even halfway through. I'm not worried. I'm not worried about last week. I don't live in the past. I guess the good thing is it's correctable. Just like throw the ball to the open guy. Yeah, we're at 219 of 447 right now. Just played a little bit more. Okay. Drops back and we've got knocked down here as the Z-sides. He's the Z-sides. She's the Z-sides receiver. So, uh, quick drop. And again, Matt Gray released on the outside. Oh, that guy was wide open. Another intercept.

32:12The back is playing inside leverage. He thinks he's just got safety help of the top. He does not, in fact, have safety help over the top about 40 yards a day light strike that 65 yards of daylight in front of him. If he catches that, he's still running. Max, we're going to go to. He's still running pretty good. Yeah. He's a great place to go. Hey, there's like, let's a good fall. It's interesting defense of front to the end. Set up this C-hawks. Look at that. Oh my god. I've never seen that. To make that throw. He was not told about that wide open receiver. Hey, are you looking at what the C-hawks are running defensively in this thing? I don't even know what that means. Playing the running D-sides. But just like, look at it. Listen, some people can break down films. Just look at the film. Hank, look at the film right now. Pause it. Josh, what Daniel's in time. Looks like cover one. Yeah. Eleven guys. Yeah. True. Playing D. Right. So listen, that's a good film breakdown by Hank. And I give you a plus grading on that. But we'll tell you what, after this week, we'll revisit the tape and we'll see what we have for we too. Okay. Yeah.

33:14All right. Hank. Yeah. There's something I'm missing. I don't know what it is. You're not. It's just a listen. You can, the tape doesn't lock. There's 11 guys playing defense. Big catch, right? Tape doesn't like. Tape doesn't care about your feelings. This is going to be a bad weather game. What do you think about that, Hank? Oh, he edited out one of the guys. Yeah. Like that's that's a level. That's a level. Why would you tell Hank that I could get it. I could have had I counted. He counted. You guys walked him into it. But he said there's 11 guys playing. I know. I know. I know. I could have kept that going for another two weeks. But if that no, because if that had gone, if, if, if one, this minute AOL saw, AOL saw it, they just like, there's 10 guys. That's good point. They would have all of the lives on Glenn tape watch. They've been like, there's 10 guys Drake May lover would have been all. Oh, my gosh. Because he's, he probably has like memorized all of the throws. And like, this

34:15doesn't make sense. He was not open. Yeah. So Hank obsession level. This move by Glenn tape watch. It's insane. It's Glenn. Glenn sounds like a like a tape watch. He's got a good avatar too. I like Glenn's. Wait, let me see his avatar. Glenn tape watch NFL tape watch. Oh, okay. Asian. Okay. All right. So, uh, yeah. Well, how are you feeling? Like BFT is he's on you. The bottle is, he's still running. He's still running is strong. Now, yeah, he's still right. The good news is you can, you can now do this with the AWOLs help to get it into other parts of the internet. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like they'll boost it and be like, what are you talking about? Oh, Billy's already following it. Yeah. Well, it's actually take a, okay. He's still running. Hey, Hank. I'm excited for this week. Trayvon's back. I think Romeo Dobbs are going to, you know,

35:18obviously had a horrible first game. Yeah. AJ bronze out. He's going to be Y-3 or 1. I think they're going to get him a lot of looks. I'm expecting a good bounce back. I'm excited. I don't know about the spread five and a half, but I expect the pictures to win this game. The weather is, I think, definitely going to be a factor. It's going to be, I think, bad, maybe like 25 mile per hour wins. Should be ugly. The, uh, Steelers, uh, I don't know if you guys seen, but like Mike McCarthy said this, I think in the, in, in before the season that they're going to use TJ Watt a little differently. And he only played 38 of Pittsburgh's 60 defensive snaps last Sunday. It feels like he's basically like less is more type of situation. If we can unleash TJ Watt for 40 snaps and set it 60 snaps, he can be TJ Watt that he was five years ago. Yeah. Use them as a rotation, guys. So he's always fresh. Yeah. And I mean, he did have a great game last week. Great. Like an awesome, like a classic TJ Watt game. Yeah. It was a throwback TJ Watt game. Uh, there are also Aaron Rogers has, uh, talked about like, I guess there's target share questions going on. Is he not spreading around

36:22enough? He said he doesn't give a fuck. He said he's also going to keep feeding DK. I would assume that's about DK's drops and offensive pass interference. But he's going to keep feeding him. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, DK in theory should have had a really good game last week. Yeah. If he had made some of the catches that he normally makes, but the good news is for Steelers fans, you are, you are trying new things offensively. Yeah. Must win. No. You asked this last week. Yeah. But I, I know, but it's more now into, you know, week two. It's like we're right before it. I don't know if anything changed. Who's your week three competition? Is it chargers? So week four must win? No. No. I think every week's must win at Jaguars. We're playing well. And then at pills. Tough schedule. What do you, what, what, what's a, you got to be two and two after the first four or one and three? Okay. I think one and three is manageable. Okay. Uh-huh. One and three is manageable. Okay. Patriots. We got to be, we got to be two and three by week five, three and three after week four. Okay.

37:27Since the year 2000, the Patriots are 14 and five against Pittsburgh. That's also Mike Tomlin's Pittsburgh. It's also Mike Tomlin's. Throughout throughout all the record books. There's in Mike Tomlin's not there anymore. New sheriff in town. Yeah. It's big Mike. Big Mike. Big Mike. I did like Tomlin saying the Browns is the Browns. Mm-hmm. Mike Tomlin. Did you Smith Schuster said that? He'd be happy. He quoted. Juju. My, my point is that Mike Tomlin on TV is like a different guy. Entirely. Yeah. I wish that we had gotten a little bit of this Mike. You could tell why everyone loved him. Yeah. Yeah. All the players loved him. He's very funny. All right. Bengals at Texan, Texas minus three over under his 46 and a half. Joe borrows already dealing with the back. Yep. Not good. He says he can play. Say, need surgery to not play. I don't think an LSU quarterback would be listed as injured ahead of a big game if he wasn't actually injured. He's got to play. That's a sound like something they do. Yeah. He is, he's got back tightness. This is a big game for the Texans. Obviously, they started O and one. They don't want to go to O and two, although they have been in that spot before. I'm, I'll say this. Zack Taylor made comments in the press that he

38:35has to do a better job of getting the ball to Jamar Chase. If you're looking to something to bet, Jamar Chase had two catches, 12 yards in week one. And he said that is going to be a point of emphasis. We also have a really fun body language discussion about CJ Stroud. So Andre Johnson said that he didn't like his body language. He said with him, and this is just me personally, what I dislike about CJ is his body language is body language is bad. Anytime something happens, it's like motions. I think it's as a former player, your quarterback having that type of body language is bad because other guys look at you as the quarterback. So when they see you feeling a certain way, it kind of trickles through the team. Yeah. I mean, we got a body language watch. Andre Johnson should know what bad quarterback body language looks like. Yep. If you look at the guys that threw him the ball, he's he's been around enough of them to know. I actually agree with him. Yes, he just showed did answer a question about it. And he did say I have no comment. And in, I watched the clip because I was like, is his body language going to be bad when someone asked

39:37the question about his bad body language? It was neutral body language. Okay. So I graded it on my PFF grade neutral. That's good. That's good. I think that he's that same right there. When he wins, the problem is when he wins, he's got great body language. Actually, you know what? Maybe I should do that. I'll do a PFF grade of body language. Maybe I won't because the bear is playing at the same time. Someone else in the cave, we will have them do a PFF grade of CJ Stroud's body language. He is the problem with him is he does his body language depends on whether or not his team's winner. You're losing. Yeah. So when like if you have just neutral body language and you're not like a super excited person, that's fine. If you keep it that way. But like, so for example, when the Texans beat the bears, like CJ was was full of himself. Remember that? Yeah. Like when he little bro. Yeah, he little bro. So he's like walking around chest out because they want a game. And then if they have if he has a bad game, he's a big time like, is that Linus that's walking with his blanket around? Yeah. I think it is. I probably it's probably Linus. No, it's Michael Sarah. Michael Sarah. Yeah, it was back back. He's a big Michael Sarah. Soaking around guy,

40:40if they do lose. Yeah. Okay. I don't know. This game is going to be a good game. This would be if it wasn't for the Jersey Jerry Hank factor. This would definitely probably be the sound game. I mean, if Hank's getting butt fucked. Yeah. True. Why do it save some of that animosity you have towards me towards the guy that's trying to buck fuck you. Yeah. Jerry is. I'm just I'm just put I don't have an amosy towards you. Okay. You're just obsessed with them. I'm not obsessed. Again, this was not I feel bad for you. Okay. Okay, Billy. By the way, Mr. Cash money cash mo money cash mo on Twitter said if burrow in is injured, I'm chopping my dick off. So something to watch. I know. Could have a dip chopping off. Okay, next one. Yeah, this is a good game though. I'm very interested to see how the offensive line of the bangles who played very well against the the box holds up against the Texans, especially a Texans team that just got a little bit embarrassed on defense and what kind of effort are you going to get out of them? Next up, Saints Ravens Ravens minus eight and a half over under 46 and a

41:45half Shuck ladder. Just say that right off the bat right max Shuck ladder to the moon every time. Shuck said that he was trying to be too perfect in the first half flat. Yes, week one. And that was why he didn't look great. The big question in this game is what does the Ravens offense look like without Z flowers? He was so electric against the Colts and will it be a little different going into this game knowing that he's probably not going to play his day to day for Sunday. He was not practicing as of Wednesday. He was by far the best receiver in the NFL. If you look at like all the splits and separation, all that stuff. Even though he went out early, he was by far the best receiver in the entire league. Yeah, for like barely over half against the Colts. Yeah. So I think the Saints are alive in this game a little bit. I think there's certainly live against the spread. Yeah. I think at Baltimore's a tough place to play. Yeah. Very tough, especially first home game of the season. Lamar looked awesome. Also, it's like this. We might be saying this is prime Lamar this year. Yeah, absolutely. The Saints problem has been that they

42:51start every game pretty slow. So Saints are two and 16 first quarter against the spread in 015 and three. So they've not won. They've not been leading after a first quarter in 18 games. That's week one and all last year. So that's the point. Kellymore, less game balls, more come out to gates because the Ravens are one of those teams. There are certain teams in the NFL. It's like if you get if you get down to the Ravens, they will just feed their canary and punish you and it will be game over. You don't want to be down to them by multiple scores going into the second. I think you just have to tell them if you want to give out game balls, you cannot come out of the gates slow in the first half. Yeah. And just use that as a care. Maybe give out a first quarter game ball and then be like, no one gets it. You guys all sucked. Or the problem is if you if you tell him he's allowed to give out a first quarter game ball, that's going to turn into like five first quarter game balls. Yeah. He's addicted. By the way, Tyler Schuck, not on the top 20 week to QB power rankings according to NFL.com. What more does this guy have to do? Perfect second half. Carson Wentz was

43:5520th respect. Tyler Schuck was not on there. He broke the Saints record for most passing yards in second half or over to second half and over time. That's pretty crazy. Yeah. The jubis has all the all the Saints records. He had 325 yards in the second half and over time. Jubis is second with 310. He's third with 292. He's four. He like right down the list. So yeah, just figured out for four quarter Saints. I was actually I was happy to see that it wasn't just us that didn't understand that fumble ruling against the Lions. Yeah. Like everybody. No matter how much football they've watched, they were like that that has always been a fumble. I don't understand what happened there. Yeah. Okay. Bears Vikings. Bears minus five and a half over under 48 and a half. So I think I mentioned his Wednesday, but Ben Johnson during his media this week said that he was actually considering the Asimbaugh scoring 59. He was considering going for two to get 60. But then he was asked later on in the week, what do you you know, how do you deal

44:58with scoring 59 and a letdown? He's like, we haven't scored any points this week. So he's on. He's ready to go for Bryant, Brian floors and the Vikings. I think it's going to be an awesome test for the Bears offense, which looks incredible going up against one of the most aggressive defenses in the league and like see where litmus tests they kind of hang. Yeah. They asked Ben Johnson about that. If there was any like, what is he thinking? Does he know what I'm thinking? And I know what he's thinking. So he knows that I know that whole thing. He was like, yes, that I'm currently. I'm in that path right now. I'm currently trying to deal with that exact problem and figure out exactly what I should do. Yeah. The exact quote was, is there ever a trap of overthinking and trying to guess what he thinks you think you think he thinks you're going to do? How do you avoid going down that path? And Ben Johnson, I mean, that path right now. Yeah. I think I think it's a very honest answer because they have to think that sometimes. Yes. When when you get too far down at some point, you just have to think to yourself, like, let's just do the things that we're good at. Yeah. That I'm confident in. One thing you got to watch out for this week, but get just keep your eye on this. Carson Wentz. It could be exactly 72 degrees for this game. And we all know that Carson Wentz

46:04is the best quarterback in NFL history at kickoff when it's 72 to 72 degrees outside. Is that true? Yeah. Remember that was a stat that you gave me when he became a commander quarterback? Oh, is it? I thought there was a Blake Bortle stat. Yeah. Oh, no, there was a Mitch stat too. Mitch had a perfect pass rating for a certain degree. But yeah. Yeah. This is the Carson Wentz temperature. Listen, I am, uh, uh, is over the moon and excited about watching this Bears offense. I am also very trepidacious. Is that a word trepidacious about how in the world, the Bears are going to cover Justin Jefferson. It feels like a game that he's going to be open the entire time. So the Bears are also dealing with. So there's apparently this, uh, I don't want to call him a fake doctor, but his name is Dr. Moe. And he's a foot specialist. And he's the one who is working with Kyler Gordon to try to rehab him. Okay. And uh, Dr. Moe, we need Dr. Moe to figure it out. So Dr. Moe is holding Kyler Gordon out. Well, Dr. Moe is working with Kyler Gordon

47:07outside of Hall. Dr. Moe, let me find. So we have a, we have an individual doctor outside, the foot doctor Moe. That's his Instagram account. I always want my doctors to have an Instagram account. Yeah. Does he put up patients or his face, patients feet? What's Dr. Moe into? I don't know. But I listen. Also, any doctor that just goes by their first name and is kind of a celebrity. Yeah. That's usually a good guy to go to. Dr. Moe, the foot doctor on Instagram. Please like and subscribe. Dr. Moe, Moe feet. That doesn't, that, that, that's not awesome. That's not awesome. Um, yeah. So this, I think Justin Jefferson is going to have a field day. I do. I think the Bears offense is going to do enough, especially with their run game. Being able to, you know, stave off the blitz, but I'm very worried about Justin Jefferson going for like 200 yards because I just don't know if Bryce, if Bryce Young can, can, and Jalen Coker can rip you up. Justin Jefferson's pretty damn good. Yeah. But I mean Carson Wentz. I think you hit Carson Wentz a couple of times and you'll be okay. Carson Wentz is like,

48:10he didn't play bad. He was 20th best courties ranked higher than Tyler. Sure. So Minnesota, I didn't realize that they've won six straight games at Soldier Feud. Yes. Yeah. They've had the Bears number recently. And the bear, like Ben Johnson, Brian Flores is kind of a mixed bag. It tells it. There's not a significant one guy has a edge over the other dating back to Lions Vikings as well. It was one in one last year. So yeah, it's going to be a good chess match. So two things real quick about Caleb this week. Yeah. Number one, he's a clutch gene sky, which I like, like giant big neck shorts. Yep. That's good to see. Number two, what did you think about his baseball swing? Well, he's not a lefty. So pretty good. Okay. So pretty good. Yeah. But some people when they swing lefty, it actually looks better than when they swing right. That is true. But not Caleb is what you're saying. I would say not Caleb. So stick to being right. Yeah, he was doing the lefty for PC is doing a PCA impression. Yeah. It was one of the classic PCA B-like videos. Mm-hmm. PCA is so fucking awesome. 43 and 37. He's hitting too many home runs. He can't steal the bay. He can't get to four. It's 44 and 37. He's just stop at first. He can't steal the

49:14bases. Mashing too much. He's just stop at first. Gone far enough. Let me steal. Max is going auto over on the Bears every single week, by the way. Yeah. Until they prove me otherwise. It is going to be a little rainy. Don't tell me they prove me otherwise. I don't hate that idea. I'm very excited for this game, though. I think that like, as awesome as week one was 59 points, everything looked incredible. Can you do it against Brian Flores? Must win. And I would say, no, it's not a must win. It's, no, it's not a must win. Don't get, don't let Carson Wentz put up like, of course, once put up, puts up like 400 yards, it's going to be a problem. It'll sting. Yeah. I love the clip of Ben the Porter asking Ben Johnson. If, you know, he's played Brian Flores a lot and that if he gets worried about, right. What did, what do you say to that? Would Ben Johnson respond? No. We already talked. Yeah. Yeah. It's okay. It's okay.

50:15Just going to let him roll. It's okay. I got you back. You got it. You got to look out for Glenn tape watch over here. If I see him, I'll let him know. It's just match. It's a back and forth. I wouldn't put it past. I'm still running guy. I'm so mad that you guys like told him what the deal was. You would have. I would have found out. No, you wouldn't. Yes. 100%. You want to everyone else saw it. They were tomorrow. And then you would have felt it was. Yeah. But then the better. But the reveal. No, the reveal would have been worse because it wouldn't have been on the show. Yeah. We need it on the show. He, uh, I wouldn't put it past BFD to get one of those like AI looking face masks and show up as Glenn tape watch. I don't know what you're talking about, but I'm not. Yes. I'm all in whatever that guy went on Fox News and we're like duck eyes. Alien. Oh, yeah. I can't remember who it was. They're like, look at his neck folds. Okay. Packers. I think the bear's going to win. I think it's going to be not. And they're not. I do not think here's my hot take on this game. I do not think they're going to score 59 points.

51:19I do think they're going to win. That's, that seems to my score 60. Actually, I gave myself a real mice out there because there's a lot of points that are not 59 points. That is true. Yeah, there's a way more than yeah, there's a shitload of points. Depending on what already happened tonight in the Lions game, we might be positioning ourselves for this being the real year where we're wondering about like Ben Johnson's absence from the Lions and what it's doing to the bears. Yeah. Packers jets Packers minus four and a half over under 44 and a half, uh, memes. I am super excited for this game and confident and confident. Uh, it's going to be super rainy and met life on Sunday. So I think that benefits the jets. Muck it up a little bit. Okay. I think this is a great game for David Bailey to come out. And in what way? Oh, he's going to announce that he's no, he's got what kind of packers. Not that kind of. Okay. Uh, Packers, Packers, O'Line had a real tough game last week. I think

52:24David Bailey will McDonald could have a real good game. I think David Bailey, you're actually not wrong about David Bailey because he's, he's a monster. It's only matter of time. Matt LaFour is, uh, seven and oh, against the spread in his career week two of the NFL season. Pretty good week two coach. Yeah. So, uh, does that make you nervous at all? Does feel like there's going to be some desperation from the Packers. Yeah, for sure. Packers are a really good team. But I think the rain helps the jets. If it was perfect conditions, just probably lose. It's going to be rainy as shit. It's going to be rainy as shit. Yeah, rainy as shit. You guys windy. Also going to Whiteout uniforms. Yeah, the Whiteout uniforms look so sick. Are they going to look sick in the rain and the rain is shit? White T-shirt contest. Yeah. Yeah, probably still looks sick. Okay. Get the nips popping through. Still looks sick. Yeah. I feel like they might look colder if it's raining in their all in all whites. Is that better? I don't think so. You don't want to be cold. It also depends on what kind

53:24of white it is. If it's the kind of white that turns gray, that might work in your advantage. True. These are important. But if it's the kind of white that stays white in the rain, I agree with the cat. That's you're going to look cold. You're going to look comfortable. That's like a Miami uniform. Yeah. I disagree. I think you got to get white. You got to get someone from the jets to pour some water on these jerseys before Sunday. See what color they end up. I think they'll still be white. Okay. But what type of white? What kind of white are you? Mm-hmm. Yeah. I think it's a good game. Okay. Yeah. Meams, how insufferable will you be if they beat the Packers? The most insufferable. I would pray for our listeners' ears. Yeah. So would I? I want you to beat the Packers and their season. You guys can be leading the division. We're already are. Are you? Yeah. For like outright. Yeah. Yeah.

54:26Gino Smith was asked if he feels like he silenced any critics with his performance in week one. What do you guys think he responded with that? No. With silence. No, he said, I can't hear any critics. I'm sorry. Okay. Good for him. Locked in. Yep. So he's because they're writing him. Yeah. And then he's not right. Right. But the letter takes longer than just a couple days to get there. Yeah. Meams, this is a, only something that people who are fans of bad teams will truly understand. But early on in the season, if you get off to a hot start, you win a game. Maybe you win two games and you're constantly looking at the standings to see your team. Oh my god. We're at the top of the standing. It's been so long since we've seen this. Have you found any out there that are not alphabetical order so that the jets are actually listed first. You're saying before the bills top the AFC's top of the top of your division. Yeah. Actually, Lions loose tonight. Yeah. Outright. Yeah. The Lions win. Yeah. Our Lions win. Yeah.

55:27This is a huge. I was already talked about at the start of the show, but you would have, you'd have two full days to just look at the standings. Yeah, that's incredible. But the bills never lose. Yeah. Well, we already taped it so we don't know. Not any loose. They want. Remember when we said that for the for the for the Texans bills came last year. Yep. Pre-taped it because we had a case race. Bill's never lose. Texans were. Texans fans were mad about that. Rightfully so. Okay. Max Eagles Titans Eagles minus seven over under 39 and a half. I mean, if you don't win this game by a lot, what are we doing? Yeah. The Eagles don't tend to win games by a lot very often. So I could see them, you know, looking bad and then winning the football game like they do like they did all last year. So I wouldn't be surprised. I would be saying they're going to win. They're going to win the they're going to win the football game. They got to win the football. So bad. The Eagles have never won

56:30at Nissan Stadium. Oh, and three lifetime. Damn. All right. That's a little scary. That is one of those matchups I don't even ever ever see. Right. Because it's only happened three times. And it listen, the Eagles, I'm doing a PFTs this weekend. Eagles tease to minus two and a half. I feel like that there's no way that loses, right? There's no way you don't beat the Titans by three points or more. Yeah, I thought there was no way the charges were going to lose to the Cardinals at home last week. So yeah, it's the NFL. Anything can happen. But yeah, I would be I would be very surprised and very angry and probably very pessimistic towards the rest of the season if they lose this game. Yeah, I don't think it's going to happen. I don't think so either. What do you need to see from this game? The offensive line look a little better? Offensive line actually wasn't bad. It was just landed. Dickerson. Land Dickerson. It's not going to play. I don't think they have announced officially who is going to replace him. I think it's either Willie Lampkin or Drew Kendall. I think his name is but Sean he can't be worse than landed. They can't be worse than landed. Dickerson that was weeks. Sean Manion through one week. I saw the stat. He's doing a lot more motion,

57:35which is great. So the Eagles use motion on 62% of their plays in week one. They're highest rate in the past 10 seasons. Jalen Hertz averaged 10.2 yards per attempt with motion and 3.8 without. That was the big criticism last year of the Eagles offense is it was very, very static. No one moving, no wrinkles. Looks like Sean Manion is trying to fix that. So far so good. So far so better than last year. So what do you think about? So if Dickerson is going to be out lined up across from is probably going to be Jeffrey Simmons. It's Titan's best defense player. And then he actually he had a quote. I thought it was not a choice by him. Not a great idea. Symbolics and board material. He said we just need to make Jalen Hertz be a quarterback. The Titans aren't in any position to be making any of those statements. When some football games before you start talking shit on a team that won the Super Bowl two years ago and has had infinite more success than you. But I kind of like it that someone a player on the Titans a very good player mind you. But if

58:38player on the Titans is essentially going like WIP caller. Yeah, exactly. I was ecstatic when I saw that he said that because Jalen Hertz plays better when when he has a chip on his shoulder. He had a very good game last week. And still people are making these statements that it's like. All right, let me go do it again. So do you think that if your Jalen Hertz somebody says this about you are you more likely to listen to that and say, you know what? I will beat you as a quarterback throwing the ball. Are you going to be more likely to be like fuck it at all costs and just run I think fuck it at all costs. I think he like almost like Daredeen like you won't beat us as a quarter yet. That's what I'm seeing. And then I actually think Jalen Hertz is max a couple of years. I actually think he's good enough as a quarterback that when somebody dares him to do that. He could say fuck you. I will be true as a quarterback and then stay in the pocket and throw for like 300 yards and three touchdowns. You won't do that Jalen. All right, Max, you put your headphones back on. So yeah, pretty pretty good comment here by Jeffers. That's that's the right take. It's like he's not a quarterback. He's running back. What do you guys think? Robert Salah. We had fun having him on

59:41the show. Good guy. What do you think his family is thinking after this quote, what he said? I would have bet every asset my family has we would have come out in the second half and played better. We didn't. He's like, hey, take away his dad. We're the Titans. We're the Titans now. Yeah. What do we do? It means back here just goes, what do you mean? They were playing the mighty Jets. Hey, you look at that one. I just shook his head so ferociously. Memes is becoming a problem. Oh, yeah, he is. He is. Ever since the next. He kind of walks the thing was he doesn't care. Yeah, no, he walks around with his chest puffed out in this like cocky way where he kind of like eyes you up and down and you're just like, what are you looking at, man? He's just he's got something right now. Yeah, we want I guess the Titans Titans could be good. They beat the title. Yeah, they could be good. They lost to a far superior opponent. Right. Right. What is the Titans are the second best team in the

1:00:44F.C.? I was going to say I'll cut my deck off, but he's doing it. The Titans have to get the two seed. Yeah, I'll come. That's what they'll have to do to your. Oh, man, what if they win? It's a rip it off a couple of wins. It's making it interesting. Okay. Oh, let me do a real quick draft Kings read draft Kings. The weight is over football is here and so is draft Kings, draft Kings sports app is now live in all 50 states. That means from Texas to California to Florida, everything is in on the excitement. And this September, draft Kings is giving customers the opportunity to get boosted every football game day. That's right. Every game day all month long. Draft Kings customers can get a football profit boost. One app every sport, all 50 states, new draft Kings customers sign up with code take spend just five bucks and get 200 and total rewards within 21 days includes all markets. That's code take in partnership with

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1:02:55There's not running around not checking behind them that sort of thing. You're already had. I think an important part about being in the media like we are is admitting maybe when you're when you're wrong about something and admitting when maybe your expectations have been just unreasonable and too high about things. I think we need to apologize to the Sean Watson for casting unrealistic expectations on to him. I did. We do act like he has to go out there every week and throw for 400 yards and five touchdowns. Yep. And that's kind of you know that's an average game for Dishon. So I'm realizing now that maybe he's not the guy that sort of do that

1:03:56every week. Yeah. Maybe every other week. Yeah. So yeah. Dishon what about like five weeks combined. That'd be a good start. I think that's a good start. I actually the numbers. The quote was the media has this expectation that I'm supposed to throw for 400 yards and five touchdowns. I looked it up to let he did that one time in his career. Okay. And it was October 6th, 2019. So it's been seven years. 400 yards and five touchdowns is what the media is expecting out of me. That's what we've expected out of Dishon Watson this year. Yeah. Okay. And I'm looking right now. One, two, three, four. His last five games played. He has thrown five touchdowns. Okay. So maybe like per month. Yeah. Five touchdowns per month. Five touchdowns a month, 400 yards per month. He just lives in fucking Lala. We can get there. I it's crazy. Like what? I don't know. How does he do this? I don't know where he pulled this one out of every single week. He probably went to the Tse's is like direct deposit hit. He's like, yeah, I am the stud quarterback. I am a franchise guy. Yeah. Listen, just price of quarterbacking went up. That's

1:05:00the normal price that you should expect for 115 yards and a pick. Yeah. I also don't like how Todd Munkin is talking right now where he said that we're disappointed. But what do we have to be down about? I waited my whole life to be a head coach. Yeah. So he's my favorite his entire season of being a head coach. Just smelling the roses. Yeah. Like I made this is. Yeah. I'm here. It's a victory lap for Todd D'Amonkin. Some guys Todd D'Amonkin. Some some guys want to be a head coach and win Super balls. Todd D'Amonkin is like, hey, just name me head coach. Like journey. It's about the journey, not the destination guys. Let's just how amazing is it if you just think I'm lucky enough to be living in the United States. And I'm lucky enough to be a millionaire head coach for an NFL football team. You put it that way life is pretty sweet. Yeah. I think the box is going to win this game. I do too. So that's the other side of the T's. I got the the box minus two Eagles minus two and a half. You tease that together minus 115. I don't see how that one loses. Are you worried that Rico is going to be

1:06:04rooting against the box? That did not factor into my equation when I put the bed in something to think of because I put it in before Rico did. Rico never wrote for the box. Before he went full Rico. Yeah. And it's a it's a is he going to be in the cave? Yeah. Yeah. That's problem. Zach prediction score prediction prediction prediction. Uh, let's go beat my 14, you know, two scores July 14. What would you say? beat it by 14. 14. Is there which 14? July 14. Oh, no. Oh, no. Not July 14. Why bad? No. Two scores. 14 points. 14, but which which 14? Are you talking like 28 14? Yeah. That's a big difference because like 27 17 three. And it's like, ooh, we still got some problems. Really? I'm just looking to be on the victorious side of up 14. But if we if we go exact score, let's hit him with uh, 31 17 is a dominant 14. I'll take that 14. Sounds good. That sounds strong. That's the that's the widest 14 point. Yeah. 31 17 is your is your number one 14. I think 20 14 is probably your number two. Uh, 21 seven is like, yeah, your defense played great.

1:07:1045 45 to 31 is strong. That's a huge one. But that's also a lot of points to give up on your defense. I think it's 31 17. That's the best. Yeah. That's the best one. That's by far the best. I think we're no great spot for first home game as well. 14 to nothing, by the way, might as well be six points. Yeah, you didn't do anything. That's not 14 points. You didn't do anything. Yeah. Got in twice. Yeah, but it was one was probably like a pick six at the end on the lateral or something. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Panthers, Falcons, Falcons plus two and a half over under 43 and a half. Who's starting for the Atlanta Falcons? We have a fun game we're going to play. I think it's got to be Cooper Rush. You got to feed the hot hand. So Cooper Rush heard his back. Tua still has a hurt back. Michael Penex has a everything and he's still a week away. And so then we get to Jack Strand. Falcons head coach Kevin Stofanski said that Jack Strand is not being ruled out for the game. You can have feels like a threat. You can never rule Jack Strand out. So I looked up Jack

1:08:12Strand. He's a D2 football player from Wisconsin played D2 football in Minnesota. He is from the only I could find about Jack Strand that was remotely interesting and seems like a nice guy is Jack Strand is from Bloomfield, Wisconsin, which is kind of the western part of the state. Small town, 3000 people. It is the jump rope capital of the world. Oh, hell yeah. That's pretty cool. Good for him. That's it. It's a great workout. So it's probably pretty athletic. So they it goes that they had a I think it was like a gym teacher or something 60 years ago came up with hey, every year we're going to have a competition. Who can jump rope the most times in 10 seconds. And every year in January, they do this competition in Bloomfield, Wisconsin where all of the towns around it come and compete and kids of all like grade levels 10. You get 10 seconds. How many jumps can you do? And do we know how he did how Jack Strand wasn't jump rope? I don't know. It's fine. He's got to be pretty good. I saw that he they were doing this drill to get warmed up for

1:09:12practice the other day. And Jack Strand's got some long strides. What oh, you got the video right here? The drill that they're doing is like some sort of deep skipping back pedal drill. Okay. And that first totally normal drill. Very normal drill. There's a rush didn't want to participate. And he's got her back. Yeah. Now he's carrying the back. Look at those steps by Jack Strand. Yeah, he could jump rope. That's a jump rope body. I don't have maybe we'll get Jack Strand on someday. We'll see what his best jump rope in year was. Do you think that Kevin Stofansky is like, what the fuck? Why am I going through this again? Or do you think Kevin Stofansky might be the problem that like wherever he is a bad luck truck, wherever he goes, he just ends up with a morgue of a quarterback room. He's it's me on the problem. It's me, whatever. He'll tell her Swift's quote is it's insane. Again, Kevin Stofansky had to say Jack Strand is not being ruled out for this game. That is a threat that he's threatening us. Yeah. He's like, I'll fucking do it. Well, now start Jack Strand. I'm not,

1:10:15I'm not even scared by it. Now I'm kind of want to see what it looks like. Scariest quotes in the last week and a half. AI has a 10% chance of killing us. Or we're not ruling out Jack Strand to start in this game. I'm kind of strand curious at this time. By the way, I did some research and by some research, my wife just sent me a Instagram video. The AI thing is, it was an op. Oh, that's where at that level now, where it's like these are siops. No. The whistle blower was an op. AI, all these companies are running out of money and they don't actually have any like utilization yet. And they've taken all this investment in. So they basically had a whistle blower come out and be like, it's going to kill us all. We got to get the government involved. The government's going to get it involved. Regulate the AI. The AI companies can be like, hey, it's not our fault. We didn't like actually produce any profits. The government shut us down. It is kind of funny that they're like, we've all agreed to slow down. Correct. For the benefit of mankind. And they also are asking for anti-trustings exemption. So they basically

1:11:20are like, hey, we all are agrees to slow down. We're going to stop this. Oh, shit, the government's going to make us, you know, slow down and all this stuff. We don't have to pay back our investors. And also we are now going to get to collude to make sure that we make as much money as possible. I did see that. I always think that when they do these types of like public statements, it's just so that everybody that's watching them is like, oh, shit, their technology must be awesome and light years ahead of what ours is. And then they panic and then they spend more money to develop their own technology. Right. Because they think that they're getting beat out by a throbbing. It's like, whoa, they're shit's about to blow up the world. ours isn't even halfway there yet. Yeah. But yeah, so that would be devastating for me if they actually do have to put a pause on it because I don't know some of the film accounts that I watch online are really good at that stuff. So yeah, did you see the article about Lane Kiffin using chat GBT for legal advice? Yeah, that was awesome. It explains. It explains. It explains. It explains. The entire like trying to get NFL players, he has a lawyer who he asked for opinions of. Yeah. And he would send the lawyer chat GBT enters being like, look, they say that it's okay that I can

1:12:24do this. It explains everything about, yeah, the last year. Yeah. He also talked about this like new Lane book that came out. Someone wrote a book about Lane Kiffin and he said, I can save you $33 and sum it up for you. Old unnamed sources say that Sabin hated Lane Kiffin and Lane Kiffin drank too much and hung out with hot women. New unnamed sources say Sabin and Kiffin love each other again. Lane Kiffin doesn't drink still hangs out with hot women. Yep. Whatever whichever way you want to do it, he's still hanging out with babes. It's pretty good. Yeah. Yeah. It's pretty good. Okay, so this game, I don't know, Jack Strand, we might be watching Jack Strand. I'm watching some film on Jack Strand. I might be in. Yeah. Okay. What did the Falcons just do this every week? They're like, let's just let's just see who he's throwing some good balls. What's the lowest level of quarterback we could win a NFL football game? What's his scouting report? Like he's tall. He looks good. He looks good. He is. He's six three. I looked at his six almost six four two 40. Broke a ton of records of D2. Okay.

1:13:32Started as a freshman at D2 like four games in played the whole career there. Yeah. Jack Strand. Kind of looks like Flacco. You just. Yeah. Hank just ripped out. That was my shoe. Okay. Kind of does look like Flacco. Like a young Flacco. Yeah. He looks good. He looks like I'm in on. I'm I'm a Strand boy. He's what I was getting like a mixture of Joe Flacco and Peyton Manning from him. Yeah. He's playing the Colts in this film. So you're seeing. He's wearing 18. Meet me at the Strand bar. Yeah. Yeah. That's good. Get up. Strand up. Strand up. Boy. You're right. Strand up for what you believe in. This tweet says how long before Jack Strand wins the QB one title in Atlanta. I think it's it's imminent. I'm ready. I'll say it. Yeah. I'm looking at these two backs. Good. Strand off. I'm ready to get stranded. Let's get stranded. Let's get stranded. Welcome to the Strand box. That looks like a catchable ball. Let's get stranded. Okay. I

1:14:35that we're we've now the I'll say this the clips that you're playing for us. I think they're losing four points. They're losing. Yeah. Same run four times. Well, there's not a lot of tape on them out there. But yeah, that's good. That's good. That's good. That's good. That's a mix between hard and hard and errant Rogers. Yeah. Talkingsers start started the season O and one for the eighth time in the last nine seasons. That's tough. Did you see their their quarterback, Kobe Bryant, the meal that he had this week. He had he went to like a local Atlanta restaurant and that he had some Kobe Durant. Uh, yeah, he had a looney tunes pan because it is confusing because there's a Kobe Bryant's the bears. But it's like, dude, how many I thought there was a third Kobe Bryant. I didn't know how many basketball players can be in one. Yeah. I think it's Kobe Durant, right? Oh, let's see. No, he plays with the Cowboys. Yeah. It's Kobe Bryant. There's two Kobe Bryant's. On the Falcons. Yeah. C O B E E. Kobe Bryant. So he had a looney tunes pan at a restaurant in Atlanta. Look at look at what's on the looney to his pan. There's too many

1:15:36Kobe Bryant's. I don't think that it's possible for you to play football the week after eating all this food. Okay, let me see. It's actually kind of crazy. It's a hot Cheeto burger, hot Cheeto balls loaded fries, lemon pepper chicken wings and fruity pebble waffles. Look at that shit. I love it. It looks awesome, but I don't know how it's possible for you to walk after this. Like pray for his butt. We have the same diet as an NFL player. Yeah. Look at that shit. That's the craziest meal I think I've ever seen. That's insane. Too many Kobe Bryant's did not realize that. Yeah, the Kobe Durant one was a nice like, oh shit. It's it's different. It's two basketball players in one. Okay, afternoon games. Very excited for the afternoon games. PFT. Are you officially America's game of the week again? Yeah, I think so. Wow. They're obsessed with us. We will start though with Jaguars at Broncos. Jaguars at Broncos at Broncos are minus two and a half. Over under 44 and a half. The Jaguars are the hottest team. You know, if you take out obviously they're playoff loss of the bills, but I think they've won

1:16:39nine in a row. They have the most consecutive games scoring 23 points with 12 in a row. Trevor Lawrence is nine in 0 in his last nine regular season games. 28 touchdowns, 24 hundred yards. Jaguars are rolling. Yeah, Jaguars are a jucker not right now. Did you know that in the next 33 games that the Jaguars play, they have to play 28 out of the next 33 away from Jacksonville. Yeah, that's crazy. Is that nuts? That kind of blew my mind when I saw that. Yeah, so they're going to be playing two games this year in London and then they're going to be playing or land or land. Yeah, as they do renovations to their home field in Jacksonville. So this is like the start of a wild stretch for them. I, I like the Broncos. It's a classic. You look like shit in week one. Yeah, the team looked really awesomenly week one. And then there's everything's going to get reversed. Everything reverses in week two. I have a question. Is there, there was a lot of talk last year about the Patriots schedule, looking at who the Broncos defense played last year. Do we maybe overrate them? I'll list some of the quarterbacks they played. They played week one

1:17:44cam ward week four Jake Browning week six Justin Fields week nine Davis Mills week 10 Geno Smith, which that was a bad experience last year. Week 13 Marcus Mario ta week 14 Kenny picket week 15 Jordan love week 17 Chris oladuke and week 18 Tray Lance. Yeah, I mean, it's what all those guys together. It's not, it's not just that they played because there were a bunch of weeks that you left out. Yeah, where they played good quarterbacks, but also there are a lot of teams in there that should have had better quarterbacks. Yeah. So they played a ton of backups. Maybe even a couple third swingers in there as well. So yeah, I think that's fair to point out. I think it's what you play who you play. And if you win the game good for you, but we yeah, maybe go into this championship game. Yeah. No, no, no. I'm not saying they weren't very good last year. I'm just saying the I went into the season being like the Broncos are going to be one of the best defenses. It the one good news for the Broncos is like tackling is something you seemingly can fix. It's not like a we don't have the talent. They just couldn't tackle. They got to put the pads on. Yeah, right?

1:18:49The pads have to be on. I would just I would love to see Sean Peyton in practice this week. He's going to couple it's going to be a Sean Peyton fuck shake game. Yeah, I think there's going to be some gadgets in there. Yeah. And this is also like it's a Jack was going win this game. Why are Jaguars do really get Liam Cohn made the comments about the small market stuff. And it's like it is true. They don't they don't they Jaguars can be really good and they they will not get talked about the same way as a lot of other teams. But yeah, if they if they win this game in Denver, I would put them maybe second in the power rankings behind the jets. Yeah, jets than Jaguars. Yeah. What do you think means or should they be ahead of the jets? This should be ahead. They're very good. Okay. Yeah, I think I will retract. This game always makes me think about Mark Slareth because he was obsessed with this loss that they have. Mark Brunel. Yeah, in Mark Slare. Yeah, but it makes me think about Mark Slareth because when I was growing up, he was my coach and they lost that playoff game where they're too much for now to Mark Brunel. And every day like the only lesson that he would teach us had something to do with the Broncos overlooking the Jaguars and the

1:19:53playoffs. That loss, when I tell you, he thought about that loss every single day of his life. He probably still does. He probably wakes up at a cold sweat being like, if we just beat the Jaguars in the playoffs that one year, I would have I would have another ring. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, that was a really good Broncos team, but they probably don't win two in a row if they don't lose that. That's actually that the other wrinkle was the next year after they won a Super Bowl. Then every lesson became still about that Jaguars game. But after the loss, he'd be like, this can actually propel you to win Super Bowl. Yeah. Use it. All right. Chargers, Raiders, Chargers, my seven over under 43 and a half must win for the Chargers have to win this game cannot lose this game. Actually, they can. And then we'll just be like, well, the Chargers. It's a must win. It is a must win. But you know, I'm saying like, yes, I was I was doing prep and I was like, Oh man, the Chargers must win. But really, it's not because if they do lose, it's like, Okay, well, they were disabwarning. This has been a big battle back and forth of people that I don't know who's right and who's wrong online. But some people are insisting that it's the offensive lines fault. And some people are

1:20:56insisting that it's just in Herbert's fault in terms of like a lot of the sacks that he's taking. And if it's Herbert's fault, that would be a concern that that type of stuff continues to happen. But the fact is, I don't know who's right. I would say that the truth is probably always in the middle in these situations where it's and even another one, it's probably partially the play calling as well. That probably has some do that. Yes. Right. They this is a must. I'm going to put must win. Yeah. For the Chargers this week, going up against Kirk cousins who look good. Kirk cousins look like he had. I don't want to say like good-ish. Good-ish. Like way above Cooper Rush. Yes. Level. He is addicted to ending out. Yeah. I like this. He said that. I like that. Quotalop. Yeah. He's a lazy off the milkshake though. He lays off the milkshake show some discipline goes every game after every game two pergers fries. He said at one point this year he did go by himself and got three three by three's. That's a lot. That's a lot. That's a lot. That's a lot. Two double doubles is, I think that's the perfect meal. Yeah. That's I mean, ending out is very good. He says he doesn't get

1:21:58onions. Shout out Shane. Shane. But then he does get fries and he doesn't do a shake. Okay. Let's see what happens in this game. They charge can't lose this game, right? There's always a good fight between these two teams. Like in the stands. Yeah. Yeah. It used to be the number one fight game when it was San Diego Oakland. Yeah. I think it still happens. We've lost a little something. Well because LA is still very much a it's a Raiders town too. Yeah. So like there there probably be just as many Raiders fans at this game as there are Chargers fans. Yeah. That's true. That's very true. All right. Seahawks Cardinals. Drew Locke starting. Sam Donald out but not out for so long that they're putting them on IR. So that's good news. Seahawks Cardinals were like the surprise story from week one. Can they do it against the Seahawks defense? I have my doubts. I don't think that they can. I have my doubts. I think Seahawks defense is they were they beat the Patriots despite

1:23:00having 10 men on the field for most of the game. It's just outstanding stuff. What is he still running? Yeah. He's still running. I think I think the Seahawks are absolutely they deserve to be number one in the power ring. They do. They're an awesome team. Great defense. McDonnell is like a genius. He doesn't get a lot of the same credit that the offensive guys get. But I think the card was card was great. Great showing week one. Yeah. Awesome showing. And they might not be as bad as we thought. I think this is going to be a little bit of a harder harder game. Although Cortez will be there. Home opener. Did you see Michael for he has like your worst nightmare, Hank? He is quote was all I can see the Seattle. He can't see anything else. Just Seattle. It's understandable. It's an episode of Frazier going on in his brain right this second. I'm excited for true locks to get another chance. Me too. Just fucking wing it. You're locked. Just be it. Just do it. He's feisty. Just fucking do it. Get out there and fucking throw it around. Yeah. This game will it's not

1:24:03America's game of the week. We also have dolphins 49ers not America's game of the week. Four niners minus 13 half over under 45 and a half. The nicest thing I can say about the dolphins. They stayed on the West Coast smart. That's all I got a little vacation format there. I just had one thing about this game. I think we all expect the 49ers should beat him. I would say so even given the crazy travel schedule that they've had to deal with. Yeah. Fred Warner crazy that he's back in playing and playing in such a high level. Did you see the video of him from the Rams game? Yes. Where he's in the huddle and he goes hold him up. I'm going to punch the rock. I'm going to get the rock if you hold him up. And I didn't see this one. I saw the other one. Yes. There's two. There's one where he launches himself across the field. It was one of the coolest things ever. He sprints across the entire field and launches his body and hits the shit out of the ball carrier. And then there was another one where he tells his boys in the huddle like you hold him up and I'm going to punch the ball out. Oh, there we go. And then on the next play. He does exactly that. He does them up. And Fred Warner punches the ball out. Fred Warner, he is now I think he's number one of my list of

1:25:05guys that we need to respect more. Yeah. Go down. Go down. Let me let's see this play it. Yeah. Yeah. Hold him up for me. I'm going to find it. Stafford shouting instruction. So he did it right after. Stafford drops straight back. Stafford throws. Checked down hit B. Drakes. He's on there to tackle him. But it's a first down for the Rams. That's incredible. That's incredible. All this shot. Yeah. So he's he's number one. We need to respect Fred Warner more. It's like him and golf camera men. I think are two people that are just my far super under respected. The not you max. I'm talking about real camera men. Yeah. Pug. I wasn't referring to myself. I was just agreeing with you. But like find the ball in the air. Yeah. I don't know how to play crazy skill. Yeah. The him-launch Fred Warner launching himself clip is incredible. Yeah. Superman doesn't care. Just going to have for it. All right. So the four times you're going to win. For as you can be good. Stay healthy. That's basically the four times question. 13 and a half is a lot of points. It is. For a team that flew back from Melbourne.

1:26:06I watched a lot of that dolphins raiders game because I had the over in that game. Dolphins couldn't move the ball like at all. It was it was tough. There were in some long down situations. It was not a I just don't know where anything comes from. No, I don't either. Yeah. Okay. Like I want to take the dolphins. I really do. Like this is a this is a spot that any other team I probably would bet on the underdog. But I didn't see anything. Yeah. All right. Game of the week. Commanders Cowboys PFT. Cowboys minus four and a half over under 50 and a half. Yeah. What are we thinking? I'm thinking it's it's almost a must win. Oh. This combined with next week. They're they're both 50% must wins. Okay. Yeah. We got to get at minimum go one and two. Okay. First three. I'd like to go two and one. I'm feeling good about it. I think that Cowboys' defense stinks. I don't know what they're going to try to do to recover over this week. I don't know if it's fixable. But their defense looks worse than it did last year somehow. I'd agree. And our defense looks a lot better than it did last year.

1:27:06Which I was I was really happy about. Grand there were some chunk plays. But if you take away those chunk plays where Mikey's controller got unplugged. I think it's I think it's a different game. And I think the defense is leaves and bounds ahead of what we saw last year and younger too. Which is great. Hank your boys. I think the committee is going to roll this game. Really? Yeah. Is it because of what we taped in advisors? Yeah. Yeah. What happened? Jerry and Stu were just trashing the commanders to the point that I just was like, I have to take them. And that's what I'm saying. So I just took the command. I was like, I have no choice. Your way you guys are talking, you have you have you have Mondays paper on on Wednesday. Yeah. We too is also tough because it's like you don't, you know, you genuinely don't know how good these teams are or not. Everyone's talking with the giants like, oh, the giants could be a really good team. The cowboys might just be really bad. Yeah. And the giants might not be that good. They just beat a really bad team. This week we'll know for sure. Like I'm not going to assume that the cowboys that the giants are really good and the cowboys just lost to a better team. I'm going to take the opposite stance and assume that the both teams are bad and that the commanders,

1:28:10you know, the Eagles are good and the commanders almost beat them. The commanders are going to beat the cowboys. Yeah. Although, DAC against that is the reason saying. Yeah. And the it's actually like, bonkers. He's 20 and one straight up as a home favorite versus the NFC East. He's 120 consecutive games outright in this spot. He's a good player. That's insane. I am a little concerned about their two top wide receivers. One of them is probably going to get matched up against Sandra Still. Which they're calling them Mikey's stand real still right now, which is unfortunate. Frank Fleming. Unfortunately, it's a really good nickname for him after last week. Yeah. But, uh, Dan Quinn actually like called him out publicly, which he's never done before. So he might get benched. I don't know what's going to happen with that. But that does concern me. We'll probably give up some points. I think Jaden, after he felt like he was free to run last week, he was a different quarterback after that spot. Um, because the Eagles did a great job to their credit of taking away everything down field. And he didn't want to use his legs and run.

1:29:11And then once he started to do that, it felt kind of like old Jaden. So I think this is it's going to be a good game. I think both teams, defenses are probably the weak links. I definitely with the Cowboys. And I think the commander's offense is going to take a step forward. I love Antonio Williams, by the way. Okay. Antonio Williams, great, great rookie wide receiver. I put it in a bet on him to win rookie of the year too. He had a pretty good game last week, but he was always open. And he's going to be a fun player to watch. This is going to be a fun game. Yeah. I'm going to have fun watching this game. Yeah. And I think that people are like, the cake's like people are just saying the commanders think in the Cowboys. I'm taking the four and a half in this game. I'm 100% I'm sick of games of the week though. Barry me put me back where I belong. Like where nobody can watch me in the new slate. Yeah. Hey, do you have a hungry dog? After last week, no, no, no, no, you don't get to do this. Yes, I do. No, you don't. Yes, I do. Yes, I do. Yes, I do. Yes, I do. Yes, I do. Yes, I do. Yes, I do. I never did like the hungry dog. I never so we don't.

1:30:12Here's the key. Out on Thursday. Hank is getting a until Hank is saying the week want to do hungry dogs. I never do. It's not like I always talk about hungry dogs. I talk about it, but I don't have it locked in. That's your entire brand is the hungry dog. I want Hank's side. I promise you never finalize hungry dog on time. I promise you that I will have three picks. When's this after my college football picks. When's this I don't complain about that. But it's a do you got it constantly? It's bullshit. Well, hey, but that's a thing. It's bullshit. I hungry. I got to do it one time. I'm gonna start. Here's the issue is usually when we ask you about the hungry dog, you'll make slide little smiles in like hints. And this year so far you haven't even like done your coy little thing. What are you fucking you talking about? Last week I had it straight up on Thursday. And then and then one of the teams for the best. So what you might do in the hungry dog. No, no, you have to do that. You've always done that. That you have done. Yes, that is bullshit. Commanders will definitely be in it.

1:31:12Oh, wow, what if Jayden Daniels doesn't play? Then he then they won't be so then you can't say definitely if Jayden Daniels is playing in the commanders will definitely be in it. Jayden's gonna play. Okay. I like the bangles. You know, he's my five five's playing. I like the Vikings. Okay. And I like the giants, but I don't know. Wait, the giants are Monday. Yeah, what are you gonna add of Mondays? I have before. Yeah. Oh, okay. Wait, so who do you have? He has the I will have three teams. The bangles and the pan Saturday. Vikings, Bengals, commanders, most likely. And maybe giants or maybe jets or maybe jets. I like I love the jets. What about the Titan? Maybe Falcons. Oh, you're straight boy. Only a strand plays though. If strand plays out of all blood. Straight. All right. Also the Jax. Jax seems like the biggest sucker pick of all time. I'd agree. Like of all time. Yeah, I'd agree. So I'm not gonna say what? What about the Colts? Are you a strange up?

1:32:14No, I think the Chiefs are really, really good. All right. The Cardinals. Oh, Cardinals. I think that C-Ox are really, really good. Uh, Colts Chiefs is the last game. Chiefs minus 6.5 over under 47.5. I don't like the Colts. I'm not personally. Yeah. There's nothing that gets me excited about the Colts. Uh, yeah. I mean Jonathan Taylor. Yeah, Jonathan Taylor is great. Great right now. I like Alex Pierce. What Max? I like Alex Pierce. Even Jonathan Taylor. The Jonathan Taylor is really good, but he's like a really good like, he's not like a flashy running back, I feel like. And I guess he's a badger, so you like bad about that. Yeah. But how badly do Colts fans just want to just like wipe you, what, like clean your whole house? Get, just start fresh. You guys have been doing basically the exact same thing every year since Andrew Luck retired, and it's just, there's no, no, no team. French, I've never been like devastated by a retirement more than this. They still talk about it. Yeah. Like, where were you? It's crazy.

1:33:14It is there like JFK assassination moment. I'm just going to remember is where you were. I'm just bummed watching the Colts. So I, yeah, I'm going to probably take the Chiefs in this game even though it's, it's probably the square side. It probably is the square side. Um, Rashee Rice, he ranked 75th out of 75 wide receivers for separation in week one. I have to think that they're going to, the Chiefs offense is going to have to run through Kenneth Walker until they develop some sort of other chemistry later on the season. Because I don't think that Rashee Rice is going to be the guy. Yeah, I would, I would say so. But the good news for them, it might not matter. They might be able to win plenty of games before the offense kind of like gels into final form at the end of the year. I don't know. The Colts might be one of those teams though that looks so bad in week one. And Chiefs, Big win, looked awesome. Primetime week one. This would also be one that I might, I might flip around. Yeah, take the Colts. The, um, did you guys see that Keenan Allen, uh, he blew a point 2 2 4?

1:34:16Yep. Uh, if you found, so the closest Major League baseball team to the Indianapolis Colts is the Cincinnati Reds. On the Cincinnati Reds, taking out anyone who has under 100 played appearances. So 100 played appearances and more. There are eight players hitting below Keenan Allen's BAC. That's pretty impressive. It's similar. He players hitting below 2 2 4. And nobody hits point 4 0 0. Yeah, that's just not a thing that can happen anymore. No, the, uh, I would check. Uh, Valkysam. Valkysam. Shout out Valkysam. Valkysam. Legend of the game. Much like Ted Williams will never, no one will ever do it. You can look her up. Yeah. Different error she played in. But yeah, that's a significant, uh, BAC. Touching tribute to Mark Sanchez. Yeah. Colts are, uh, one in eights and trading for sauce. Memes don't do the shrug at me. You can't have it all memes. You can't have it all memes. Mark Sanchez had a bad night. He tried to fucking stab a guy in his car like an old man. He also isn't just a jet's quarterback.

1:35:17He was also a Redskins quarterback. That's true. Any, any, any, any, goes quarter and, and a pair of, look at us. Look at us. Look at us. Yeah. All right. So I'm allowed to say it. I'm allowed to say it because he was my guy too. It was all of our guys. That's why I said it was a touching tribute. Yeah. But one in eight, do you like that? Memes? I love it. I think the culture tank this year. Yeah. Maybe get like, uh, nope. The jets have their pick. That's why saying that. Yeah, no, I know. Maybe they, they should just tank all the way tank. All the way tank. That'll be awesome. Mark Sanchez wasn't, I, he, I think he was just a, uh, training camp quarterback for the pairs. Because I don't think he ever, I don't remember. Yeah, he did live with Kyle Long. Yeah. I know. I know. I don't think he, uh, I, I can't remember if he ever got into it. I don't think he did. I think he just was there before the season and off season. He was, you know, you need sometimes you need a, uh, a veteran quarterback in the room, um, who's ready to go. So I asked, uh, I asked Steven Chaiteson me some facts about the matchups this week.

1:36:21And last week I did a, uh, the most boring stat of the week. I think I, I have my most boring fact of this week. And it's this matchup. Okay. Both Matt, both mascots for these two teams, the Colts and the Chiefs have similar shaped tummies. Oh, I, it's correct. It's, yeah, no, they do kind of look similar. It's a, a correct fact. In fact, I think they might be related somehow. I don't know how the lore goes, but they do like the hula hoop like, yeah, move. It feels goals. But yeah, Steven Chaites, right? The, the stomachs look almost identical between Casey Wolf and, um, oh shit, what's the Colts mascot? He is blue blue blue. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, even that's boring. Yeah, just, just the color. They're both just trying to be the fanatic and they're not. Do we have set the flow song this week? Has he dropped it? You see set the flow, uh, quoted us in the cave singing a song. Yeah. He loves the boys just getting down with it. I didn't know. I don't think he's dropped it. This is our Colts.

1:37:22Yeah, he wasn't happy. It's been tough for set the flow. It's really hard. What? What? What does that picture say to you? I was wondering that too. It says, man, I wish I was with the boys and the Colts lost. I wish he like, these guys suck it. No, no, I think he was like, oh, the, the Colts, it wasn't the most passionate rendition. Yeah, you think he was saying something bad about us? Genuinely that face I could not tell. No, I think he was saying like, man, that's like kind of like a, uh, No, I think he's saying the Colts like they stink. I'm sorry guys. It could be any, that face could be any. I think it's a, I wish I could hang with the boys. I was like, man, if only I could be there. Open invite to set the flow to come to, uh, Barstle Chicago for a Sunday stream. Would love to have you watch Colts game with us. Yeah. Got to be a big Colts game, but yeah, come more than welcome to come up and be on the, in the gambling game. The, uh, the face combined with a fit combined with the angle. It's, it's, Glynnie Balls adjacent. Yeah. There's a look that I'm seeing from him here. So Seth, yeah, just drive on up.

1:38:24I'll pay for your gas. What is, what do you think the line's going to be this week for, this is our Colts against the Chiefs? I don't know. Some Nutella Swift. Yeah, maybe. Yeah. Swiftly kick their ass. No, no, no, no, he has to apologize for that. That's where he goes for it. Okay, let's do our picks. Draft Kings. The weight is over. Football is here and so is draft Kings. The draft Kings sports app is now live in all 50 states. That means from Texas to California to Florida. Every fan is in on the excitement. And this September draft Kings is giving customers the opportunity to get boosted. Every football game day. That's right. Every game day, all month long draft Kings customers can get a football profit boost. One app, every sport, all 50 states new draft Kings customers. Sign up with code take spend just five bucks and get 200 in total rewards within 21 days. Includes all markets. That's code take and partnership with draft Kings. The crown is yours. Gambling problem called 1-800-Gambler 1-800-Mire reset. Connecticut called 888-78-977-777 or visit ccpg.org. On behalf of boothookasino and Kansas,

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1:40:30I'm going to go with um Council to night game. Jeremiah love. Jeremiah love. Okay. I am going to go Javante Javante Williams. Okay, game of the week. Game of the week. That's kind of mean. It is mean. That's fine. Yeah, that's what I mean. There's one touchdown. So I mean. All right, our picks. I think I'm the only one who went on to lost by half a point with that. The Malik Willis should have gotten safety twice in a row. Max, you're up first. Lead us off. Picks. Uh, I am going to take. Let me uh, I was. I'm going to take uh, the over in the Broncos Jaguars. It's fun over. And that number is. I'm not taking the Bears Vikings. You're out of 40 foot. No, I'm going to take them in real life. But I'm not. Yeah, yeah. I can't, I can't just auto it on this. Yeah.

1:41:30Every time. For over 45 and a half Broncos Jags. Zach. I'm going to take the over in these Saints Ravens games. Game of 46 and a half. Okay. You have to. I'm going to take the over in Bengals Texans. 46 and a half. I'll take the Saints plus eight and a half. I'll take the colonies plus four and a half. There you go. Good pick. I will take the Panthers Falcons over at 43 and a half. And then I will take the 49ers minus 13 and a half. Whoa. I will take the under in Bears Vikings. Okay. Weather. I will take the over. No one took the over in the Commander's Cowboys game. Nope. I'll take the over 50 and a half in that game. I will take the New England Patriots minus five and a half. Okay. I'm going to take the Eagles minus seven. I'm going to take the Jets plus three and a half. Does Glenn tape watch or have a pick? Yeah. He thinks that a lot of this stuff is correctable. Because when he watched the tape,

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1:44:34P.J. golfer, Chris Goddard. Okay, we now welcome on a very, very special guest. He's going to be defending the pride of our country coming up at the president's cup. And Medina, it is Chris Goddard up in studio. Chris, we're taping. I don't actually don't know when we're going to run this. We might run this the week of the actual president's cup. We're taping this early September. And I hate to have to start in a non-Golf way. But was that the most embarrassing football game you've ever watched? Rutgers, listen to you, Mass. Thank God I was in France and I couldn't watch it. But I woke up so the game just started when I went to bed. And I woke up and it was like, thousand messages. Like, it's over. Like, it's a tough. Can you say that you're like, dude, I'm a sooner. Like, I'm not. I can claim both. Thank God. Like, if COVID didn't happen, I didn't get the transfer to Oklahoma. It'd be a rough, rough go. But yeah, it's probably bad podcasting because Rutgers could have like three or four more

1:45:35like terrible losses. No, Sean was turning around. He's here for the long haul. I'm not going to comment, but it's, it's, it's, uh, it was a dark first week zero. And the season's over is, it's not a good. Did you watch the fireworks? I can't believe they, they set those off. I think you have to. You paid for them. Yeah. Can't just save them. Any staples made a good point. It's like skygo boom. That makes you happy. Yeah. No matter what. I think that, like the game wasn't even the problem. It was the fireworks after that really like, yeah, put the nail in the car. People are just gonna be like, why are they still talking about this when we run this in late September? But no, it's good to have you here. And we're excited for the president's cup. How are you feeling? Is this redemption for getting left off? You got snubbed. I think, I think you should, you should honestly do the Mark Wahlberg, like things would have been different if I was part of the Ryder Cup team. Does it feel good though? Like, hey, this is where I should be now. I'm getting a little of the recognition, like playing in these type of tournaments. Yeah, I'm not gonna say I got snubbed, but. I will. You got snubbed. But no, it's funny.

1:46:36Like, I'm actually, I've gotten to know Keegan pretty well over the years. And he was a big, like part of, he's a system captain for the team this year. And he was big on, like, keeping me in it all year and wanted me any questions I had. And to be a part of the team this year is sweet. Cause when I started the year, that was, this was my goal. And to be here is a lot of fun. That would have been really funny if Keegan walked up to you as a system captain, been like, just so you know, if I was captain, you wouldn't be on the scene though. Actually, that would make me laugh. Yeah, right. Just rattle you a little. Why do you think you didn't get picked for that Ryder Cup team? Cause I feel like you're a guy that, like, you can compete. And I feel like you're a guy that obviously has a lot of pride and competing for the country. You're right up there. Yeah, I think, I think I just didn't have a great playoff. I think I finished like 50th in Memphis last year and then like 35th in a 50-man field. Like I just didn't, you know, I was, I was hot and then kind of cooled off. And it's hard, like unless you're playing really good as a rookie, it's hard to like pass someone that has a great record over the years.

1:47:37But yeah, this year it was, it was, I wanted to make the top six, but I'll, I'll take a cap to the spec. Yeah, what makes the difference between just a really good golfer and a very good match play golfer? I honestly don't even really know, like we don't play enough match play to even say, like these are really the only times we play match play. So I think just, you know, you got to be able to be on, and I mean golf, we're on an island the whole time, but you got to be able to go out there and if, you know, you got to be able to take a couple punches and stay in it. It's easy to kind of just, you know, you get two, three down and it's like it's over because I'm running out of holes, but you just got to stay in it as long as you can. Is it, are you looking forward to that aspect of it? Because it is very funny, like how we, like the audience, the fans, golf, it's a very social sport. It's like you're going out with your friends, you're drinking whatever, and then for you guys, you're just totally on an island. So it does it feel nice to have like actual teammates for once and like this is something we can bond over. Yeah, that's the part I'm looking forward to the most. I mean, it's funny, like we're all very individual,

1:48:39but when we're off the course, like we're in the locker room and we all share like physios and stuff and we're all hanging out in the locker room, you know, making fun of each other and shooting the shit. So it's a, it's a weird dynamic, but yeah, I think that, that part I'm looking forward to the most, just we don't even know who we're going to be paired up with partners wise and stuff. So I think that's kind of why we're here early to get out and see some of that stuff. And but I'm looking forward to the whole thing. I know Chicago and in September, it's going to be a lot of fun. Yeah. So is the format going to be like, is alternate shot going to be the second? I think that's the second day. Okay. I don't, it's different than Ryder Cup because there's like four days where Ryder Cup's three days. And I know we start with Bestball. I know we're doing that. But I don't know, I forget there's like, I think it's Bestball, alternate shot, Bestball, alternate shot, then singles. singles at the end. How stressful is alternate shot for you? Because when we do our stupid little competitions and we do alternate shot, it's the worst. It is just mentally, it's a grinder. You don't want to like disappoint your teammate.

1:49:40It's way more pressure than just playing for yourself at the professional level. What's the mentality for all chat? Yeah, we play, there's a tournament in New Orleans that we play, the Zurich tournament. And that's all chat, two days, Bestball, two days. And it's the worst. It's like, in the last three holes are all water. All like, you can hit in the water so easily and it's the worst feeling in the world. And like, I'm on the other side too when my partner is playing and I don't care. Yeah. Like, I know he, like, I know he doesn't care either, but if I do it, it's like the worst feeling you're letting like, you know, guys families watching and you just like, sniping in the water and it's just the worst feeling ever. It is where, because you do have to remember, like, what if you treated yourself like you would treat your teammate? And like, kind of like, forgive yourself for a bad shot. You're now again. Yeah, we had a rule, both the guys that I played with, you couldn't say sorry the whole time. Like, that was like one rule. It's implying that rule. He break the first day. We did the grind, if you saw, but there was like a huge grudge match we did last week.

1:50:40No big deal, it was like huge. And I said, so I would say sorry as I made contact with the ball to Ryan Whitney. I'd just be like, I wouldn't even be in my back swing. Or in my, I wouldn't even be calling my swing. And I'd just be like, my bad with, sorry, like, you're gonna have to deal with this. Yeah. Like, fucked it up again. I remember my buddy, Kray, we played the last day and his caddy at the time, it was like the last hole. And I hit it like, worst spot possible. We like said, the whole week do not go here. And I hit it there. And his caddy was like, he got it up and down, hitting the same shot afterwards. And his caddy afterwards like, dude, we told you not to hit it there. I'm like, it's over, he got up and down. Like, don't even have to say, you didn't have to say any of that. Yeah. Who are you tightest with on the team? Is there like someone that you would not, that you want to be like asking to be paired up with, but like someone you've played a ton of golf with or no really? Yeah, me and Bridgerman played cornfair together. And we've come up the last couple of years. And we, his wife and my girlfriend are friends and we stay in houses all the time. So I'm probably best friends with him.

1:51:41But I play with all the guys a lot. I play with Wendom, I play with Pat, Zander. I mean, we play, we play all the time. So I personally don't really have like a preference of who I play with. I'm sure they've got all these algorithms or whatever that'll put them all together. But to get you guys all, yeah. That's the thing is like, I feel like you, you can't go out with them. You got to go with vibes. Yeah, I think alternate shot you have to go with like, who you're going to be okay with out there. And if something goes south to not get mad, that someone like that. Isn't that like a thing? Wasn't Tiger not like in Ryder cups? Did I make that up as like a partner? He, like his teams didn't do very well because like, and people like it's because the pressure the other guy would feel. Yeah, honestly, that's probably true. I don't know. I mean, why are different lead to probably play with Scotty because like you're like, oh, I don't want to fuck this up. I don't want to fuck this up. Yeah, I mean, there is pressure playing with those guys because you're like, I have to perform to a high level to match their high level. But I think, you know, I think Scotty's different than Tiger Tick is, he's much more normal, I guess.

1:52:43Yeah, no, he's not normal. But yeah, I know Tigers record is like, not as good as you would, you would think. Yeah, I'm looking at his record in the Ryder Cup. This could be incorrect because it's the AI overview. But it says 13, 21 and three. Yeah. But then the president's cup, 27, 15. So he's always win the president's cup. Wait, wait, wait. By the way, do you feel like you can't lose the president's cup? You know that. I'm not trying to put pressure on the press, but like you and not lose. We haven't lost the president's cup in like, what, like two decades? I think it's like two decades. Yeah, yeah. You can't be, you can't be my first team and then lose and then that I'm done forever. We'll never let you live that out. Yeah, we, we hopefully we won't have to. Yeah, no pressure. Do you think what, what is it about the state of Oklahoma that just brings people in and turns them into good young golfers? It's so windy. Is that it? Yeah, it's not. That's a great answer. It's like every, the only, only answer. Every good golfer at some point has, has stopped in at some point in their development process and done at least a year at Oklahoma. Yeah, when I, when I transferred there,

1:53:44I, it was like the biggest culture shock of all time. Like from New Jersey in New York to Oklahoma was like shocking, shocking, but it was so windy every single day. I remember like, they're like, oh, it's nice out today. It was blowing like 25. Yeah. And I've got seriously got to be the reason why. Cause if like in the wind, you can tell if you're playing well quickly and if you can't figure it out, it's going to be a long day. Get you ready for the open, for the Scottish open and the British open a little bit. Yeah, I mean, I've, those are like my two best tournaments that I've, that I enjoy playing and I, it's probably cause I went to Oklahoma. Yeah, that was, that was kind of your like breakout. Wasn't it the, the Scottish open when you shot? I was like 61. Yeah, that was probably my like, step from like PJ toward to like, all right, I'm going to be in all the signature events. All the things. Yeah. Was it something that like clicked? Cause I, I think I was reading it like, 2025 starts. I think you missed nine out of 23 cuts.

1:54:44Then the Scottish open happens. You play that 61 second round. And like from then on, it was kind of like, all right, he's arrived. Was it, did something click? Was it, I wish it was like, you can answer and be like, yeah, I watched a YouTube video and like, all right, change the position of my hands a little bit. I know. I wish cause then I would have done it four years earlier. Yeah. Now I was playing good up until then and, you know, a bunch of like top 25s and top 20s and stuff, but obviously nothing to that magnitude. And then I kind of, I don't know, something that week I just felt good. And then the last round I play with Rory and no one there wanted me to win that tournament, like doing anything they could as polite as possible to get me to not win. I remember around, I had like a two stroke lead on 16 or something. And the rules official came up and gave me only me and the group like, uh, put me on the clock. And like we were all like in our group, like what the hell is going on? Like we're all, we're right behind the group.

1:55:45Like this is weird. And then I, you know, overcome those things and then to win that tournament was kind of like, all right, I did, I just did something that I hadn't done before against a really good field. And that was when I was like, all right, I kind of maybe I'm better than I thought it was. Awesome. Do you think that overall pace of place too slow? Yeah. Yeah. I mean, in tie, I think, you know, Sunday, it should kind of go out the window. If you're trying, if you're in the last couple of groups trying to win a tournament, you know, within reason, but Thursday and Friday are the worst. Yeah, especially if you're, if you're having a bad round, at least play fast. Those are usually the rounds that you play faster because you're just like, I want to get the hell off this course. Get off the golf course. Yeah. What about, um, do they make it available to have a drink at the turn? Is that possible? Um, I'm sure if you really wanted to, I don't think it's a lab, but I'm sure if you really wanted to, you could definitely manage that, but I don't think it's a lab. Just like one drink and a hot dog. I'm sure like if your coach or wife's there, they can run into the clubhouse and grab

1:56:46something and bring it out. Yeah. That's what I would do. Yeah. So you, like you're, you from New Jersey, you started by playing, when did you first start golfing? 12 now, like three or four. Oh, okay. So but your first sport was lacrosse, right? Yeah. Those were both like, I always played golf, but lacrosse, I got him ticket seriously until like high school. So lacrosse and golf. So you, and you are white. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, like love the obviously, we got the top 2s of our as elite we had that COVID-19 song. It's like our top 2...) Oh, my gosh. We've got very dramatic episodes. And I'm a bit surprised to check out your last song, like in 2015. Super honest, I had to start off with 19 plus 19 plus as Kirbyjack. That's exactly what you got in fifteen.

1:57:47That's it, great. So you know, Steve and dad fellow Nickne긴 has seen this movie, BW panels of former guest of Deep Es gelatin, Goverhardt Acho, But you know, put in the book, uh, in the mods, right? Uh, that's awesome. That was crazy, was awesome. Not cool to me. probably like 13 or 4. See that's the crazy thing where it's just like you. If you think about it like I've been playing for 10 years at that point. I understand but still 13 years old. Not golfers insane. What was your game like as a four year old? I don't know. I just remember. I don't remember but my parents told me we'd hit in the backyard and I ended up crossing like the boundary of our backyard into our neighbor's yard and then I got upgraded to the golf course. What about so do you remember like the first time you shot in the 70s were you like 10 years old? No, I think the first time I broke par was like I was 13 or 14. See like you can be a scratch and not shoot at the bars. Yeah, but that's still. That's awesome. Were you late bloomers in terms of like growing? No, I feel like I've always been like.

1:58:49When did you hit puberty? Well, no, because it depends on which way growing. I'm interested in know like if you're that good as a kid playing golf and then your body grows up I assume that there's a lot of stuff about your swing that has to reach. Yeah, I was never really like tall or anything so same. I've always been average. Yeah, I'm a child. Nothing really changed. Honestly, I was like I was huge in high school in my freshman year. Like I was like 250, 260. Powerful. Yeah. Powerful. And then I lost like 40 pounds and then I honestly started playing better so maybe there was something to that. Yeah, maybe the boobs get out of the way. I still have a problem a little bit. That's I mean, dude, but that's being a scratch goal for 13. That's so badass. And also you like at the time. So what year was that? How old are you? What year was when you were 13 like 20 14 years ago? So okay, so like 2012. That was that still wasn't like golf has become a very popular.

1:59:50When you say it's badass, it was not bad. Right. Right. You were kind of like yeah, and then it's funny to think about like now if you're 12, 13 and you're a scratch golfer, you probably have 2 million YouTube subscribers. Yeah, you probably make a half a million dollars. Have you thought about that? Like did if you were if the timing was different, like you might have just been a YouTube golfer, like a sick YouTube golfer instead of a guy can do that. I don't think that's my realm of I don't have the I don't have the personality for the camera. Would you be able to like fist pump you hit a big put on 18 to like tie the course record for camera and you just fist pump and you start screaming. Yeah, yeah, let's go. Let's go. Let's go. My friends and everyone around me would have have a lot of questions about what I was doing. Yeah. How many of us in a scramble would it take to beat you? I know. Well, I mean, it depends on who's like, I know like, you know, Hank and PFT played decent amount. Is this on camera off camera off camera? It's also a big one. Okay. Then I think I think me and Hank could take you.

2:00:52No, just an off camera. No, shit. I'm off camera off camera off camera off camera off camera. I'm so bad. It's about 20 strokes. Yeah. No, I mean, like 10 of us, I would say like, I don't know because my brother's like a three. And I would say, I think I can beat like four of him. Okay. Like 20 of a maybe not even maybe it's in there. And where to like playing an easy course. I think I have a way better chance if you're playing a hard course. I think you guys have a better chance. But still, it's probably, I mean, how far what's your average drive distance? Like 320. All right. So yeah, we actually, the answer is probably infinite. It's not. None of us are going to hit it 320. Well, the thing is like if you play a hard course, I said, Max just pretend it is like well, I mean, I straight. I can get I can get it there. I said 320 straight. It doesn't have to be every hole. I don't do it every hole. Yeah. It's a weird thing because it's like you just have to have enough to make bars. But if you make a bunch of bars, it's not going to win you.

2:01:54Right. Like I think it might be like, I think the answer might be 50. 50 of all. 50 is like everybody's stuff. You need a guy that's a scratch. That's all you need. Yeah, right. We don't have that. Someone's got to become a scratch here. Everybody's stuff. Everyone try to hit the ball as far as you can off the team. 50 shot. I don't think that one of us gets that. All you got like all you need is one. Would that be the worst or best YouTube video ever? 50, we get 50 shots for you. I would almost guarantee that we would be like the David should have caught me. That would be actually kind of funny. Yeah, I would guarantee that we would be true. If you gave like this entire office, I guess you had pride. You would get so pissed off. Oh, yeah. We'd ice you out for sure. That you would quit after like two holds. We'd be like, this is stupid. I hate golf. Two hours in after the second hole. We should make the video where we part my take. It's 50 shots against Chris Conner. I'm going to find a whole video. You can win. All day video. Oh my God, it would take forever. Yeah, because you know, we would not like even if we had a sick shot on our third shot, we'd be like, well, we might as well use the other half of us to see what the best

2:02:55would be. I guess we would hit every pot. 50 pots. You would hit most of them. I don't know if you see it. You see it to chances. I really, it's such like a weird thing. I have no idea. We might have to do this. We might have to pay you to sit there and deal with it. A day's worth of work. How sick would that be though if in the presence cup or the rider cup, there was one event that was a four man scramble. Like how low do you think you could go? I wish that I wish that the Zurich tournament, that's the best ball. I wish they did a scramble day because like I would like to see what the number would be. Yeah, be amazing. If it's guys shot 53, like it would be awesome. I don't think it would happen. Like yeah, who would be the three that you would want to compete with on your team in the presence cup? It was a scramble. For example, you got to have like a, you know, I would say like Xan, I'd probably say like just off the top like Scotty, Windham, Xander and me because they're all like Windham can bomb it. I can hit it far and Xander makes every putt and Scotty's Scotty.

2:03:57So yeah, you'd think between the three of them. Yeah, you think you guys could break 50? No. I don't think so. What if it happened though? How sick would that be? What if you could do YouTube? What happened when you whiffed on that shot? I was sitting there for like a minute trying to figure out how I'm going to do this. And I was like, all right, I think I finally, I just need to hit it like two feet. It was a weird angle. There was like three trees and then me in the middle. And I had, like I kept spinning in a circle to try to figure out how I could do it. And I couldn't figure it out. And at the end, I was talking to Brady and my caddy. I'm like, I'm just going to go for it. And I missed and I was like, are you fucking kidding me? I just whiffed. Like literally went through my head. And then I just like potted it out. You handled it perfectly by going on Twitter and being like, so. It was, I was laughing. Please give me that clip. I was laughing after because I was like, I've never done that. And it was so ridiculous because I was just sitting there the whole time trying to figure out how I'm not going to whiff it and just first try.

2:04:58Wait, so you'd never done that before? Not like in a serious tournament. Like does it ever happen when you're practicing? You get like weird lies when you try stuff at home. Yeah. You like go underneath it or something. It happens to be like three times around. You just got to be like, oh, practice swing. No, I had to have the first for me. And it was funny afterwards. But I think I ended up, oh, I made like a mess of the hole. I headed over in the right shit. And then volunteers are clearing everyone out. And I'm, you know, it's taking me 45 minutes to buy this whole. The level of injury I would have pretended to have after that, yeah, after that whiff shot would have been unreal. Definitely a hand or a wrap. The problem is the video too. It didn't even look like I hit the tree. It looks like I just, like I, I clipped it on the way down. But yeah, it was tough fun. Yeah. I remember, didn't your coach, you, you said something in an interview after you had a big win that your coach hit you up right afterwards, being like, I'm not that impressed. Show me your progress that you're making this week. Um, I don't, I mean, probably I, I think, you know, we're always trying to, you know, find the next best thing that I can, that I can

2:05:58improve on. But, um, I don't know, I feel I have like eight coaches. So probably, probably someone in the, in the group was saying something like that, do you have to send them updates, like show them your swing, be like, Hey, here's what I'm working on this week. Yeah. I mean, my coach will come every once in a while out there, um, just to kind of, like, do it, but I need to figure it out of my own too. Sometimes so we have a good mix of that and I'll send videos and stuff. But usually I just send them, um, I'm always working on like the wedge stuff. So there's like this track man combine thing that I do. And I have to get like positive one to, to move on to the next thing. So that's usually my update. And then I can go to my next thing. Have you thought about after hitting a big shot, just like, uh, pointing and like raising your hands and pointing and raising your hands after every shot, like pointed different people in the crowd telling them to get louder and then telling them to shut up and be quieter. I have a little bit. I haven't thought about that. I guess if I, um, I guess this week, you could maybe do that. But, um, yeah, no, I haven't, I haven't gotten there yet.

2:06:58No, it's next level swag. Yeah. I don't have that few people do have that. Yeah. No. Um, your dad speaks Danish, right? Yeah. How do we know you're not a spy? Cause I can't speak any Danish. But that's good answer. That's a good answer. Uh, sad test. Yeah. We were in Oklahoma and Victor. Victor is Norwegian and he was there and, uh, my dad comes out and he was like, he started speaking Danish to Victor. I'm like, oh my god. Like my dad, Victor's never met him or anything. And I was like, this is, this is no. Victor know. Or, yeah, I guess they're all intertwined. Yeah. And I was, I was like, he's like, your dad might be a spy. Yeah, he could be. Yeah. But you're not. No, I'm not like that. What are the, uh, the most famous things that Denmark is known for? Um, like I was probably. Yeah. I could go off. I forgot. This is probably why you were left off because the presence cup. It's not against Europe. This is why you were left off the rider cup. He can't even thought you were a spy. I could have been on the other side. Yeah. I should have. You got a, uh, Danish citizenship exemption for you. That'd be cool if you were just like, if you won, would you be the first ever to win

2:08:01Bump both sides of the rider cup? I think once you pick one, you're, it's it. It's life. Yeah. It's like Sepstrak is like the most American guy ever. But he's, he's, uh, Austrian. I love the genre. I'm like should, I, I honestly think like genre. I'm obviously Spanish. But if you go to Arizona State, you're American. Yeah. That's the most American school we have. In Strakis, he, he, he bulldog. He might be like a Georgia guy. He lives in like Birmingham. Yeah. His place for the European team. Yeah. His quote was I'm a hundred percent Austrian, but I'm also a hundred percent American. Yeah. He's got like a Southern accent. Yeah. So yeah, there's, uh, there's Legos Morton Anderson. We're trying to think what else comes from Denmark. I feel like they have like, they have some, uh, I guess like, I think they have big cheese. I think that's a big danish. Yeah. Big cheese. Yeah. Uh, what's your favorite course? Um, probably Pebble Beach. Yeah. Yeah. It's probably like if I had one round the rest of my life by myself and no one was out there, that'd probably be mine. Yeah. And what's your favorite hole?

2:09:02Seven. Oh, my, my, Spagina. Okay. Mine's Bounce. Seven's a good hole. Seven. Seven actually is a really good hole. It is my, my, my hipster take on Pebble is, uh, I like eight better than seven. Eight sweet. What, what's your favorite hole? Not like picking a course just in general. Uh, you can't pick one. No one likes one number like, you know, team off the jitters and the T box. Oh, you're saying like, yeah, okay. I was seeing where this is. You know, pick one whole, I was thinking a trick question. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No, um, like 15, 16. Okay. In the tournament, I was saying like seven or eight might be mine. Like, we're those are the worst. I'm eight though. Seven through 12 is like, you have no idea where you are in the round. It's kind of in the middle 11 through 15 is where it's like in the middle of summer. It's as hot as possible on those holes. So 16 might be the answer. Yeah, you're like, all right. If you're playing good, you're like, you know, in the mix and it's getting louder.

2:10:03If it's going bad, you have three holes left. Yeah, you're like, I can, I can maybe fix it here in these last three holes. Yeah, or I have three holes left and I'm ready to. Yeah. I just like if you're a marathoner and they, they never trained to go 26. They just like adrenaline carry them. Yeah, they said you get to 15. You can make it. You make 18. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I'm, I, I basically only played nine holes at golf every time. I'm terrible. All them sevens. The equivalent of seven is yeah. Perfect. Yeah. And then whenever I play 18, like no matter what, I'll find water on 10, even if there's no water, just like my body's not ready for an extra other nine holes. Yeah. Not built for overtime. Yeah. Yeah. All right. So the, like you're going out this week to play the course. How much of when you're golfing, are you really like studying every piece of the course and like, is it, is it, is it as detailed as I would imagine it has become? Yes. And no, uh, you're caddy. Yeah. The caddies are doing more than we are.

2:11:04We're, they go out, we'll play nine holes and they'll go out afterwards and they'll do like four or five of them and go out and take some golf balls and like, you know, if we're playing a course with grain, they're checking like where the slope is. So like, you know, for, if we have a shot and the pins tucked in the back, you know that it'll like skip over the back. If you land it back there or something like that. But when we're out there, it's more of a, just see what club like driver, three wood off the tee, kind of that feel or way to chip from and like, what's bad and what's, okay. So it's more, they do more of the heavy lifting in that department. Is your, uh, caddy, a good golfer, I assume? Yeah. He played it. I was honest. Okay. So is he ever like, is he like, man, that kind of, does he get to play the courses? Is he going to get to play with Diana? I think they were playing today. I don't know if he brought us club or not, but yeah, that would kind of drive me nuts. If I was a really good golfer and I just have to watch someone else play golf. Yeah. But I think like, I don't know. I, like, some of these coaches and stuff will go play and some of the caddies play like every week and I feel like I would have no energy to go play golf after cadding.

2:12:08Yeah. I think when they're home and when, like, I know in Brady's home and he's, you know, got some time off like he's playing golf now and stuff like that. Is he ever beaten you? No. We've only, we've only played like three or four times. It's kind of funny. Like we spend more time together than anyone in my life. And I've only played golf them like three times. Yeah. Do you, uh, who do you think has the best caddy in terms of who the best golfer is? I mean, probably Sungjae's caddy will, will Cox. He played on tour for like five years. We know well. Yeah. Yeah. We should have like a tournament. Yeah, there should be a, we've talked about this. There should be a caddy player like all shot tournament like, like, like, legit tournament. Or even like, let us, like, let us down after, uh, Matt, like, there's nothing sadder than like Sunday night. The masters are like, oh, another year. Just have the caddies play a tournament of like 36 whole tournament on Monday. I watch that. I've always said that there should be, they should pick one person, random person every Monday of every tournament. Like, whether it's YouTube or something, send someone out there and they have

2:13:11all day to play like, yeah, you have to go like, fight to the death, normal rules and see what they shoot. Yeah. Hank would like to volunteer for that job. That'd be a great job. Yeah. What do you think? What do you think of golf or like, Hank would shoot on, on like, let's say the master, let's say Augusta Sunday, paying location. Augusta, I think is like, would be an easier, like, if, think of you, send someone to like, Torrey Ponds or Shinnecock. Yeah, like Shinnecock. What would Hank shoot? He's like a 16 lefty, right? I mean, if you, if you gave him all day, I think, and he had to like, normal rules. I mean, it'd be in like the one 15 range, probably at best, probably. What was the thing that you said that you would shoot? Remember, what was it that was like 120 votes? Oh, yeah, I could break 120 at Augusta on Sunday. Like, what the fans? No, I mean, just like the course, me versus the course. I mean, pro, uh, 120. I don't know. From the tips. Yeah. The problem with the Augusta is it's like, not scary off the tee.

2:14:16So like, you can get it around. It's just by the greens. You could literally play ping pong forever. Yeah. My, my theory on that was just that if it's, uh, I wouldn't be able to do it every time. But I think that maybe one out of 10 times, I would break 120. I think I would live in like 120, 130. What? Definitely a possibility. No, it's not. It is not a possibility. Absolutely. Do not throw him this bone. You, you sound like a son of a bitch. I mean, can you chip and put it all or now? Um, he stinks. I'm a really good putter. If you can't chip and put, you have no chance. Yeah. Yeah. The punting thing. I just self deputting. I talk after Wednesday. I mean, I would pinch myself in for three putt on every green. Probably three. Three pot would be, you'd be 120 node problem then. But you'd have to actually three pot. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, ball and cop. Yeah. That's the problem. You got the five footer and then it lips out and it goes 15 feet and you're like, can we say give me range? Like give me range. No, no, no, no, no, five feet. Yeah, probably not 120. I was like, what's talking give me? Say probably not 120. I think give me. What's out every 10 rounds?

2:15:16I think I'd be able to break 120. You catch a little bit fire. Also, I think you're catching fire if you're trying to break 120 either. Yeah. It's relatively speed. One 19 is not, oh man, I can't. Yeah, I got really hot in the middle around them. I was thinking that shitty golfers like us, we might have a little bit of an advantage in doing that because we're used to playing bad golf. I think the problem is if you're going out there trying to shoot 120, you give yourself way too much like leeway of making like eights when you probably make like a, you're like, oh, if I just hit it over here, you know, there goes a shirt like that. Yeah, you get to 120 way too quick probably. Yeah, you burn up all the leeway in the first like six holes. And then, yeah, I guess a lot of times when guys like us play golf, you know, we're not writing down anything higher than a triple. I think I'd Augusta to the front nine, you'd be like, all right, I'm doing pretty good. And then you get to the back nine, you're like, in one of the distance on the par three's. They're not long, but they're like, you can make like 12 or you could be up there the entire day. Right. Yeah. And like 15 is impossible.

2:16:16Yeah. Did you, um, did you have like a one shot once you got to the PGH or like one golf shot that you hit and you're like, that is, that is the best shot that ever hit my entire life. Um, this year at Tory Pines, I hit a six shot on 13, the par five. It's like six, 40 or whatever. And I hit driver and then I hit a mini driver to like two inches. It's pretty good. Yeah, that was a good one. That was probably the bad, that was probably like, I mean, a lot of luck, but that was probably the best shot I've, I've hit on tour. Yeah. Yeah. Um, also at least meaningful. And this was a bad ass. She's going to flight school. Yeah. She's leaving on Friday. Yeah. I would never, absolutely not. Where she leaves Friday? Penta Cole, yeah. Damn. Yeah, she just, uh, she's got a hat. Yeah, she's, I don't know where she got it from. No one in my family. She's got any of those jeans. That's pretty damn cool. Yeah, it's cool. I, my dad's always like, if you, you know, he wants to go up in the plane with their, I'm like, I, uh, no chance. Yeah. We're going to more of a lacrosse golf guy.

2:17:17Yeah. I'm a Jersey lacrosse golf guy. She wants to fight her fighter jet. Holy shit. Yeah. Thank her for her service for us. Well, please. Yeah. Yeah. That's awesome. Hank, you got some questions for Chris? Sure. By the way, you're, you're, you're the man just in general. Like I, I was, uh, we obviously, everyone I think here has talked to you offline, but it was funny because I was like doing a little light research that we don't really do much research. Yeah. They were like, Chris Goddard is known for being chill and unassuming. It's like, yeah, that's fucking chill. Last dude. Jersey lacrosse golf. Yeah. You nailed it. All right. Go ahead, Hank. Uh, favorite non-New York and New Jersey state to play golf. And I mean, probably California. If you, if you could take, if you could have one shot in your career back, what, what shot would it be? Uh, NCA championship, whole 18. I was in the lead and three part of the last hole in the middle of which plot would you

2:18:20take back probably the first one that I hit 15 feet. Yeah. Damn. Yeah, that was, that was a tough one. So did you finish second place? I finished like, it was like a three way tie for first. I finished fourth or whatever. Damn. That was a tough one. Yeah. And then what like how? You know your swing obviously, but how often and how, how long did it take you for you to like stop? How long were people trying to fix your swing where you like to stop? I've worked with the same guy for like 15 years. So we haven't really, it's like from when we started to now, it's changed a lot, but it changes like my swing last year compared to this year's different, but it feels the same to me. So like, it's always kind of changing. But just as long as that can do what I like to do, like cut or draw it, then I don't really care what it looks like. Is it weird to set up and just like look at like the trees and be like, alright, this is, this is right. Yeah. I mean, I don't, my eyes don't go where my body is like, I'm left eye dominant, which is like, I guess not common in right handed golfers or whatever.

2:19:23So like my eyes go way more right than my body does. So like if I ever put a stick down on the ground, it looks like it's aimed like out of bounds, right? So I always have to shift my body left so my eyes look straight. Whoa. That's crazy. He ever thought about switching to lefty? I've tried practicing lefty before it's not good. I know, Hank's got a, this is actually impressive, honestly. Well, to be the same level of, well, no, to be just that close. No, no, close enough. Close enough. I might disparity from left to right would be a hundred shots. Yeah. Also, he does pot righty. Yeah, that, I feel like if you're committing to lefty, you just got to go full lefty. I just had so much mental stuff going on. I wasn't like putting it along. It's such a grind to like, I would have to put so much to get back to what I was. But you could, but you could, but you could, that's a winter thing. That's a winter thing. Yeah. But you could switch to full set lefty, but putting is the where the line is drawn. Well, also sometimes driving, sometimes driving righty, sometimes like a five wooden

2:20:27exercise. I play with this guy in Florida one time. He had half his set was lefty clubs and half his set was righty clubs. And he shot like that. He shot even. It was sick. It was the coolest thing ever. Hank, you didn't want to, have you had any conversations, Chris? I probably can't talk about this, but have you had any conversations with lib 2.0? I think I listened to show all the time. It's the best bit of all. It's the best bit ever. See, fuck you, Max. Yeah. Do you want a forace? His head cover? They sent me like, I think the guy, I think I'm the guy literally sent me a big as box. I've ever gotten my life for like a hundred and fifty years. Oh, dude, if you rock the forace, it's going to be very funny at the end of the present cup. Yeah. I'm just an AWL. Twin Thomas. Yeah. No, I have not had any. I have to live too. Well, don't talk to Hank for too long. He'll try to get you. He'll, he'll, he'll, they should, Hank can be playing for it.

2:21:29He's an ambassador, yeah. Hank can be playing for the forace. Yeah. How mad would you be if a hypothetical upstart league? Like let's say we started a golf league. Yeah. And we're like, hey, we want to pay you a bunch of money. You got to leave the PGA tour. You can wear shorts and guess what? You only have to play 54 holes. And then you guys go switch it to 72. Then after two seasons, we're like, you got to wear pants and it's the same amount. How mad would you be at us? I would be pissed. That was the deal breaker. Yeah. The money didn't matter. It's a short. Yeah. How, so how much do you hate Max? Because he has a Philly full, all fierce comeback. The videos and all this stuff of Max is the best. Yeah. But he is. My friends are like, New Jersey's weird because you get half half, you get some Boston thrown in there. You get New York, you get Philly. So like, I actually support the Eagles because one of my sponsors Lincoln Financial. So I would team be root for you. I'm a cold guy. Oh, you're cold. Yeah. That's a good price. That's a good price. That's a good price. That's a good price.

2:22:30Yeah. Yeah. But yeah, I, PFTL like this. My agent was really good friends with Ursa. And I wasn't a fan of anyone because like fantasy and my dad was Brown's fan. I was like, I'm not doing that. I'm doing this. See, that's what you have to lead with by the way. Yeah. He had to be like, I'm a cold fan because my dad was a Brown's fan. Yeah. He picked the worst. He was like, I'm going to pick the worst team 20 years ago when they, when he first started and they've been. Oh, he really did. He, he nailed that. Yeah, he's been in the dumps for 20 years. He fucking, like you credit to him to be like, I'm going to pick the worst. He sticks it out to every Sunday on the couch. We went to, they went, my brother and him went to the game last year against the Jets. Yeah. And it was like worst game of all time, raining. And I think the Jets returned a punt to win like the last second. And it was just like the perfect, perfect Sunday. Yeah. Yeah. Johnny Fanta was at that game. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's like the worst game of all time. Yeah. So as a cold fan, where were you when Andrew Luck retired?

2:23:30I was not a cold fan at the time. And I was probably, I don't know. I'm a cold fan as of like three years ago. Okay. Okay. What shifted three years ago? You were like, oh, I liked it. The fact that they keep bringing in old quarterbacks. This is a team for me. No. So I might be bad. Matt Ryan really, Matt Ryan really put me over the line. No. He was, so like Ursa bought this course and he wanted golfers to come out and play it. And I guess now that he's no longer with us. I can tell this story. But my agent was always telling me these crazy Ursa stories and I was like, you're full shit. Like there's no way that's true. And then we go out there and he wants us to play this course and it was me and JB Holmes. And I was on the corn fair at the time. And we get out there. We're practicing getting ready to go and Ursa rolls up and like, he looked like the undertaker. He had like full, full get up and he goes, all right, change of plans. $100,000 cash. Uverse JB. We're all going to watch. And I was like, and I like, I had not made near that ever.

2:24:32And I was like, the most nervous I've ever been on a golf course was like this stupid match that was supposed to never happen. Yeah. And I ended up bogging the last hole and lost lost. But did you have a case of cash on the green? That's so awesome. And he said, so like my brother was there and my agent was there and there was like probably 30 other people and he said, all right. And then if someone could pick the score that they're going to shoot, there's another 10. Like it was the craziest shit ever. So like he picked us up on Colts playing. Took us to the game. Like sad in the box. It was just him and us in the owners. Like so he had his own box and then the family has their box and he sits by and sat by himself and watched the game. That's awesome. It was like the most and then we had dinner at his house and he showed us the whole like memorabilia thing. Yeah. What was the coolest thing he had in his house? Well, he had some great stuff. Yeah. Honestly, the coolest thing at his house was the ice rink that he had with, he had a full

2:25:37blown ice rink. So I guess one of his grandkids is a high and they homeschool the kids at the ice rink and that's where they go to school and then they practice there at the awesome. It was epic. I mean, it was like the coolest, it was the craziest shit ever. He had like Elton John's piano from Live Aid in his living room. Oh, real? Yeah, I mean we, I wish it was awesome. He couldn't have been nicer. He literally, I mean, he was like, this was a year or two before he passed, but he just hopped on a ATV and started driving us around his house, showing us the whole like property. It was crazy. That's great. So then I was Colts fan. I was going to say who did doing like being rich, correct? Yes. I'm just going to have fun and do fun shit and buy anything that sounds cool and watch people play for a lot of money playing golf. It just used to walk around and just envelopes full of cash. Just give out. Yeah, you look like you just never had. Yeah, it wasn't like COVID, wasn't it just like throwing a cash out his card at people like give small business?

2:26:38I don't understand. Like, people who have like billions who don't do that. Like if I were a billionaire, I would be like going out and like getting like a $10 sandwich and tipping like $100,000. Yeah. Just be like, whatever. I like make people's love. I already played golf one time. It was like, he played like five holes and tipped his like 15 year old caddy like six grand. And like, it's just like it's just crazy shit. But like, not like. Yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I think about it was like, yeah, it was just like, I don't need this. You can use this. It's like the question of like, it means more to you than it does to me. Like that's, that's awesome. No, he was, it was awesome. He was a man. And then after I won my first event, he sent me like a thing. I have a card from him that says like congrats on your first one of the surgeon from him. And then it's got my name on it called Jersey. That's, yeah, we have the banner band. I said it to you. Yeah. I love, by the way, I love the video that you tweeted out when you were announced the president's cup team.

2:27:39Yeah. With just all the American shit on it. Yeah, yeah. Did you make that yourself? Was that I, I, I don't make any of the stuff myself. But I talked so this is kid Jake who's probably my age and he works for the tour like social media like for us for the tour. And he, he's my guy. He does everything like he makes all the six stuff. And I was like, I saw a video on Twitter and I sent it to him. And I was like, if I make the team, we got to do this mixed in with whatever. And he was like done. It's amazing at it. Yeah. I mean, bears fighting sharks, dinosaurs, you, NASCAR, so spanes, you, you know, pump for this. Yeah. I'm pumped for this. Very excited. I was going to try to come out for one day. Do you have a, do you have a tracker, a gotter up tracker? I've seen, yeah, I don't know who it is, but I've seen it. You haven't made it until you have multiple trackers that fight each other. Yeah. That's when you're really like who's who's the most recent one? What was the most recent one? It was golf Twitter is crazy.

2:28:39What was the Jackson, no, is there a Jackson guy? There was a super, yeah, there's suit. There's super trackers fighting. And I love that. And then there's like always is one one tracker who like will be like, oh, I can't track like the Thursday round, have to go to like middle school. Yeah. He's like 35 year old with kids. Yeah, they, they, they begin like some stuff about their personal life every now and again. Yeah, like they're playing golf somewhere. Yeah, I just came here for the fact. I wish I knew who, like, it's actually better than I don't know. But there are like hysterical that someone has the time and care to go out there and do that stuff. I think that if you have, if you have a tracker, I've got a couple rules for the tracker. You have to be 100% dedicated. Like you can't, when you put the word tracker next to your name, like that's your gig. You're signing up with the long haul. You can't ever editorialize and be like, oh, my guy's not playing good this week. Yeah, I'm busy this week. Yeah, just the facts. Unless it's Seawoo Kim tracker, in which case we have an exception for him. But I saw that back in 2025, our guy Brooks Keppga, his tracker threatened to leave Brooks

2:29:41Keppga and become a God are up track. Yeah. Which I think that's completely, yeah, you can, you have to disavow that. Yeah, that can't happen. Yeah, check is pretty good. I'm scrolling right now. He's doing a pretty good job. Yeah, I've seen the, I've seen like it's, I don't know who it is. So it's, it's impressive that they care that much. Yeah. No, and they're, they're like, they said, like I get like a weekly update of like, yeah, well, my tournaments for the year, I don't even need a stats guy. I just use him. Yeah, he said, he ended the season. Thank you all to all the God heads who showed up every Thursday through Sunday in support. This is only the beginning and I can't wait until next season, but first the presence cup. Yeah. I guess we're God heads now. Yeah, we are God heads. I'm gonna follow this. I gotta be too. I gotta, I gotta get on it. Yeah. All right. I want last question, Zach, robot question, RHO BACK.com promo code take 20% off your first purchase QZIPs, polos, hoodies, gyres, shorts, RHO BACK.com promo code take. Thanks for doing this, by the way, Chris. We were, like I said, we've all been following you, big fan.

2:30:42I know you've listened. So we wanted to do this for a long time. It's awesome. Yeah. Thank you for having me. All right, Zach, you ready? Yes, sir. I did have a quick question. I was gonna run a couple of things by you to add to non-competition golf. And if you were in or out on them, is that okay? Sure. Go for it. Awesome. The first one I got here is a water hazard. There's a one stroke penalty, unless you one put the green. Mm. Out just because it's complicated. Okay. Second one is all you can drink past at the pro shop. Uh, in. Yeah, that's great. Third one is barefoot as an option if the course is in warm climate. Yeah, in. In. And then last one, gonna be something you can kick at the turn. Would you be into that? Like physically kick something? Yeah. Oh, I like, I mean, yeah, I sure in. Yeah, if it's going that bad, you should be able to take it out on something. Mm-hmm. And then a quick follow up that's cool. Yeah. Do you find yourself doing a lot like tinkering and adjusting with the club throughout

2:31:42the season or you just kind of set it and forget it in the bag? No, we're always, every single one of us is always, every week doing something, whether it's small or big, whether it's lead tape or changing lie angles, we're always doing something. That's great here. I'm excited about the lead tape thing you were saying that. Yeah. I love all the heavier club you put some lead tape on it. All the gear that's out there to like fix any developing golfers mindset or just like prey on their insecurities. Yeah. I love all the like random supermarkets like all at home deep out there, which is hilarious. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What's the weirdest piece of like golf instructional equipment that you've gotten? Um, I got this like, actually, I use like this band. Like a therapy band and I'll wrap it around myself and you can hold it so it like keeps my swing tighter. So it's just like a therapy, like a random therapy band that I found. But you use it for like muscle memory? Yeah. Like keep your arm tighter. Yeah. Like traces, traces, your swing better work.

2:32:43Like, I don't know how to describe it without having it on me, but it's a weird thing that it feels good to me. I like it. But everyone's got all sorts of crazy shit. Yeah. All right. Well, Chris Besselock, win this for America. Uh, would love to anyone or any of the other guys who want to stop by the week of the presence cup would love to have them. Zach can get a my screen. We just get him hooked up. That'd be a selling point. Yeah. Yeah. But I and I look forward to one day doing the 50 shots. First one. Yeah. Uh, scramble video that will have to have to play. We'll have to do some serious planning. Yeah. It's like 16 hours and it'll be unwatchable. But it would be an interesting like could we beat you with 50 shots? Yeah. You're going to have to have fun. All right. Thanks, man. Thanks, guys. Chris Goddard, I'm brought to you by Shell. You hear it all the time in sports. You get out what you put in. If you're eating right, training right, doing all the little things, you're going to perform better. Everybody knows that. It's the exact same dynamic with your car. You might just pull up, fill up and go. Not thinking about what you're actually putting into it, but it turns out it matters a lot.

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2:35:44Sell it. Okay. Trade it in. Are you selling to memes? No. Leave it with the key inside of the farmer's market. Four dollars. Of course. It has to give it the exact for four dollars. Memes still hasn't fixed the car that I gave to Hank for $1? Hank gave memes $2,500 to take his car. Yeah. But I gave Hank my car. That is for $99. There was only like seven years old for a dollar that Hank gave it to memes with cash to get it fixed. The meme still hasn't got to fix what, four years ago. He just pocketed 25 on his car. This is a big money laundering scheme we got here. It's a great car. Yeah. Mazda makes, they made a good car with that one. Yeah. New charity. Cars for men. Yeah. He's giving a new tape job. It's looking good. You just have tape on your bumper. A new tape job. Love it. I had a light scare that not an issue. What? When I... Lice? When I went... Lights or lights? Lice. Lice? Oh my God. I went away with my family.

2:36:46Did you leave your backpack in a sandbox with children? With clay Travis? And they live on separate sides of the country and they both got Lice. So like my sister was like, you got it. Like she was kind of freaking out because like we're going to a wedding. That's what you got to get checked. You got to get checked. You got to get checked. She was freaking me out. No Lice. Speaking of clay Travis, do you see like the like maybe the most erotic. Uh, headline ever for him just got posted? No. At age 52, Eichero just threw a 127 pitch shut out with 17 strikeouts during an all-star game against the best high school girls in Japan. He's going to love that. Oh yeah, that's another 10 years of content. Uh huh. Eichero is... He might be the most addicted to baseball guy of all time. Yes, the thing about that though is I believe that Eichero could still play in the major. Yeah, do high school girls in Japan played baseball? I don't know. They might. Do you see, I mean, like I feel like if it was the best high school softball girls and

2:37:49he was throwing salt like, I don't know that softball players are necessarily going to be able to like hit the guy. Can't stop playing baseball. I love it. He just loves baseball. He was addicted to the sport. All right, so no Lice. No Lice. No Lice. Clean bill health. Clean bill health. All right. No bugs. No bugs. Okay. I had a little thing this morning. I had a pretty good week too, so not a lot to complain about, but Blake's had ear infections. He gets ear infections like every four months. I don't know what it is with this dog, but every time he gets them, have to take him to the vet, they have to put him like all the way under to clean his ears because it's so painful that he won't let anybody get close to his ears. So every time he gets put under and then when he comes back home, he's like a little bit groggy and he has to poop real bad for like the next two days. So on Thursday mornings, I have to wake up and do wake up bar stool. So I set an alarm. What I like to do is I set an alarm for about usually 5.45 in the morning. Okay. And then I pop my daily dose of Adderall right there.

2:38:53Okay. 5.45 in Blake's mouth? No, we share sometimes. Okay. No, no, I pop it myself and then I go back to sleep for a little bit. Then I wake up at around usually 6.15, 6.20 and it starts to hit as I get to the office so I can skip my first cup of coffee. I feel like I'm awake when I get to the office early. Addernapp. Addernapp. Yeah, Hank invented that. You did. It's a great tech and Lystra Quill and Barbara Cuffalo. Yep. By the way, Lystra Quill is just an insane invention. Yeah. It's absolutely nuts. So I'm saying that it's so as it happened yet. Yeah. It's like a speed ball that you can get at CVS. So that was my intention. So I put my little pill out on my bedside table last night before I went to bed. I fell asleep and since Blake is having these stomach issues, he woke me up in the middle of the night twice and the second time that he woke me up, it was about 230. When he woke me up, I don't remember this. But for the first like 15 seconds, I was in like deep, REM sleep.

2:39:54So I opened up my eyes and I'm operating like a zombie. I end up taking him downstairs, but then I come back up and I lay back down in the bed and I have a really hard time falling asleep. So I end up, I take my phone out and I end up like organizing every single app on my desktop into like little different, you know, like you have different homes for each of them, like apps within apps. So I do like an hour's worth of desktop organization on my iPhone, which is very unlike me. I'm like the least organized desktop person ever. And I just can't get back to sleep. On the anyone's ever called a desktop, by the way. Yeah. I think that's what they call it when you're putting it into the different files, the different apps into the files. So I'm like, what the hell is going on? I can't get back to sleep. No, this thing doesn't matter. Okay. What do you call it? Sure you should have said no. What do you call it? I don't think it's called desktop. It's your home screen. Okay, but there's like five different, there's like four different ones and swipe over. I thought you were talking about a computer the whole time. Most people have that. Yeah.

2:40:55The desktop is a home screen. Whatever you call it, it's irrelevant. Yes. No, it's pretty relevant. It's irrelevant to the story. Bottom line is I stay, I'm awake for like an hour and a half and I'm like, this sucks because I have to get up for wake up bar stool and I'm ruining the only like, you know, a small amount of sleep that I have for this night. Yeah. And I looked over to my bedside table and I guess the first time that Blake had woke me up to let him outside to poop, I had interpreted his barking as being my alarm. And in the REM sleep, I popped an Adderall. Oh, at like probably 1 a.m. this morning. That's brutal. And so then it did hit me the second time I let him out and then I was up for like an hour and a half organizing the desktop on my phone and not realizing exactly what I was doing. That's brutal. So then I just couldn't get back to sleep. So I've been awake since about 1 a.m. Oh, that sucks. Oh, that sucks. Oh, that sucks. Because of my like sleep pill taking. That sucks. Yeah. That is brutal.

2:41:56So yeah, that was a tough, tough way to start the day. I have like a, I have a bunch of books on Kindle that cause like I get woken up all the time by my kids, my cell whatever. So I just have like emergency boring books that I just hit instantly and I'm usually back asleep by like in like 5 minutes. Just knock it out. Yeah, just like start reading and just be like, and I always like, I'm picking it up at random pages. So I don't even know what's going on. Yeah. It's just the act of reading the words. Okay. My fire fest. I got two quick ones. This is a pre-fire fest. I love my boy Max. I love my boy Max. I actually said in our book that if I could just watch Max exist, it would be like the, I would be happy because I just find him so funny and I love him to death. You love me, right? We love each other. Well, I'm waiting. Okay. No, it's not a bad thing to be determined. We, as of right now, Max and I have a six day date next week. Yeah.

2:42:56Oh, yeah. That is going to be hell for our friendship. Oh, yeah. If the playoffs started today, there's a lot of baseball to be a lot of baseball. But if the playoffs started today, we would have a Saturday, Wisconsin Penn State Monday, Bears Eagles, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Phillies Cubs. It's going to just be, and I love you. That's why I don't want, you know, well, right now, it's crescendo to us thinking about it last night because it's like, it starts with like the one that like either of us could lose and be like, I'm willing to give you that. I know I'm willing to give you that one. And then just goes up and up and up and up. Yeah. We got PFT. Have you guys thought about doing tattoo bets? No. Too many games. Yeah. What do you mean? Yeah. Not for every game for the series. No. I mean, I'll get another tattoo. Yeah. I will eventually. Yeah, we'll see. Okay. We got a lot. We got a lot of, a lot of shit. And we were discussing, we were texting last night because we had to make like some pre-plans that if the Cubs and Phillies are playing in at rigley next week, we are going to stream

2:44:04Monday night football, not go to the game and then go to all the Cubs Phillies games. If the Cubs and Phillies are playing in Philadelphia, we will go to Monday night football and stream the other ones. But yeah, we're just facing it. We're facing it down the barrel. My other fire fest, and Max, I do love you. I love you. We have to get our love out of the way now. So you love me, but I love you too. All right. But we, but yeah, we got to get the love out of the way. My other one is that just my assistant Dom is annoying everyone in the office with his Cleveland fan fandom, like multiple complaints. Not Hank. Multiple complaints. It's a night talk. Steve said that Dom was just waiting at the front door yesterday with his guardian Sharers, Yon. He was like, he was just being nice about it. Want to talk balls. Like, yeah, I can't, I was like, I told him. I was like, Dom, you can't talk to people. It's so performative. I was like, either talk shit to people or like, don't go up to people being like, hey, did you see the game? He came in, it was Tuesday, full guardians uniform looking ridiculous, like a toddler.

2:45:04And I think he was wearing baseball pants. He was. He had a catcher's mid on too. And then the next day lost that night, comes the next the next day, completely normal clothes and literally in the corner of her go the cows are going to be so good. And she like moved on completely because they lost one game. Yeah. Then they won that night, comes back in the next day in a completely different full like head to toe uniform. It's too much. You can't flip flop like that. He's not flip flopping. He just, I mean, he just, it's too much, it's too much Cleveland sports in our face. Well, he's got to go way overboard for those teams because of the Browns. Yeah. It's like that's all he said. He also says this weekend is a super bowl. I heard of a fool that he dropped to someone that he, oh, Zupi, who's also a Cleveland guy that works here. Shout out, Zupi. He said to Zupi a week ago, I think we're leaving Florida to an oh, talking about the Browns starting the season in Jacksonville and Tampa Bay. He said that to him. I think we're leaving Florida to an oh, I respect the hell out of Browns fans.

2:46:06I do. No, I respect the hell out of Browns fans. It's just the amount of shooting. The nice of a guy. He's like white talk. Steve was like basically doing the scene from the superannos when with Jackie April, junior when Tony's like put your hands up like fight like a man. White talk. He was like, just talk shit to me. I can I understand how to converse and shit talking. Don't ask. Don't be like, Hey, did you see like this player's like, you know, strike out rate and like, don't make conversation. So we got a we got a fixed on. We got a we got a we got a, we got a, we got a, I think it's performative. It's not. He's, it's just he's too nice. Anything said like anyone who losing a game and showing up in nothing and being like it's, it's all about the calves and showing up the next day in a full uniform. I didn't hear that part. I know that the last day was a day game. So that's why I assumed he was in a uniform. He went, they went to, I don't even know if they won the yesterday. I think he should so his fault they lost. No, he did after they lost. No, they lost game one and then won the next two. Got it. Got it. So then he went full uniform.

2:47:07No, he went full uniform. They lost. He gave up. Came in the next day. He said seasons over. We're onto the calves. Then that's day one for you then came back in full uniform. I kind of that's very funny. Baseball's kind of like that. That is very funny. Baseball's kind of like that. Yeah. I mean, Max, you said, I still am out of those seasons over like nine times this week. I still think it's over. He's just got to learn how to talk shit. That's all. He'd like, I told him I was like, Don, when you told Hank to shut the fuck up bitch in the group chat, I was like, that was great. You just got to do that. He tried talking shit to me and Zakter and NBA playoffs. He hit us with a boom. No, not a boom. He's way deenwayed boom. The deenway boom. Then the next came back and me and Zakter said boom. Oh, you got boom. Oh, no, he got the boom back at him. He's a nice guy. He's coached his job. He's coaching Max in terms of like how to become a LeBron fan. It's not going well. Yeah. He's great as job, but he's got this one flaw.

2:48:08I think he might be a bigger sixers fan than me. Yeah. He texted me today. I think he's a LeBron fan ahead of being a cast. I told him he can't talk to me about LeBron anymore. He texted me today a practice, a practice clip from LeBron in the gym. And he said that first lopo spin move is going to hit like crap. He's, he's living for you. It was a sixers account that tweeted this practice video. He's, he's living for you. Oh, yes. He's through you. Oh, man. All right. Zach, my office this week, I think we, we spoken here semi recently into my, the ads on my laptop are trying to convert me to Islam. That was a whole thing. What? I did. The ads on my laptop were attempting to convert me to Islam for a couple of weeks. I don't know if we talked about that, but I've got to miss step on my and my bad. Well, I was going to sleep. It was playing prayers and I would wake up and it was kind of soothing, honestly. I didn't convert, but I think, I think legally you are converted. As far as hours like watch time may be.

2:49:09Yeah. But we got over that hump. And then this week, it's been all Russian and they're either trying to sell me a time share or an apartment. So I'm not sure if I'm under like cyber attack or if like my own information has been compromised. I'm really not sure where to go from here. They trust you a time share in Russia. Yeah. It's this week. It's all in Russian and it's either apartments or time shares. I don't know because I can't speak Russian. It could be an apartment time share. Yeah. The time share of an apartment. Like in Moscow. Sure, you are like the weakest link in our cyber security. Oh, and our cyber security is also like, it's ever a lot. Remember, remember last year I got the fake fishing thing because I clicked on the Uber Eats gift card. Yeah. The Pete, all business Pete sends out. He got me and I got an email back being like, you gotcha. Exactly. You clicked on something, but I don't even know how they convert me because I can't speak the languages. Although I can't even, I can't even bite on the hook if I wanted to. They'll convert. Yeah, I think you're, I think you might be halfway there. Yeah. I'd agree.

2:50:09That's the Lama Lakeham. Yeah. I like him so long. So you know that stuff. You know that was a test. Oh, that's bad. That's like doing shaving a haircut. Man, you, you just had to respond. You have it. You've heard it. Yeah. Damn. Calling response. For a while there was just, it's peaceful because it's like a soothing wind noise they play on these songs. I think that's how you win. Listen. You convert like we could maybe open up an entire new frontier in terms of listenership in the Middle East. Hmm. Maybe get some of that public investment fund money. Yeah. Hank. Yeah. To imagine if Mecca was just blasting part of my take. Yeah. Zach, do this for us. What? Fumble. It's a brand new market. We could use that market. Come on, Zach. We could use that market. We could always use a new market. I can try to learn Arabic, but it seems so much harder than sign language. You should do that. You know how Mr. Beast does like his videos in 50 different languages. You should after we record part of my take do.

2:51:10Oh, yeah. I don't know the language, but that language. Yeah. I can start with the intro. I'll start with the intro. I'm going from there. Hi, it's me. Hi, Hi, BB. Yeah. This might not be a good idea now. We're saying that out loud. Yeah. Are you willing to change your name to Muhammad? That was not on your Mount Rosemallow. Not as right now. What was it? What was it? It was on your Mount Rosemallow. Oh, shit. Zach, you're already started there. Yeah. That's how you've been trying to get these. It was a number two pick on his Mount Rosemallow. You've got to believe the songs might think it's passive. They just, you've been opening your arms already. We need to go back and lit, not an intercourse guy. Yeah. We have to go back and listen to like everything you've said on this. You haven't eaten a lot of bacon. That's not really a breakfast guy yet. Oh, okay. Pepperoni though. That would be tough to give up. Yeah. That would be tough. Okay. Good show, boys. Pepperoni would be tough to give up. Let's do numbers. Ten. I'm going to go with eight. Wait, what do you think it is?

2:52:13Three. Seven. Oh, you just took three? Yeah. Five. That's fucked up. Wow. Memes has been taking five. Yeah. So I need to try to get it. You just joined the last one. I'll take one. That's a good one. Oh, hey, how about the renderings? They still had the same. The same does look awesome. Although shout out and mutt he raised an excellent question about the commander's new stadium. Mud. Mud. Oh, mud. Okay. So it's got that glass roof on it. Yeah. Have they thought about if you have a glass roof, won't that melt the players? Melt them. Yeah, that's true. Yeah, that could be a problem. Magnifying glass. Like a tiny ants. If Jay gets. Holds at 69. If Jay gets melt the players. If Jay gets melt the players. Yeah. So it's got that one. Shane, you idiot. 15 for Shane. Jacob said 15. Turn your fucking brain on Shane. 31. 31. 31. 31. You're getting one. One. One. They're fighting back here. They're fighting. Boys fight.

2:53:13They're fighting. Yeah. We have mics back here in this fight. At that time we interviewed Jay Daniels of five people. I asked him if he was too much height burning. That's easy. Turn it off. Why don't you shut the fuck up, guys? Get a quarterback that complied with what about this? Dr. Seven said that. Not me. That was a good one. I'll never say that. Oh, it's 15. Oh, 51. 51. 51. I know. 15 would have been awesome. Happy birthday to Henry Lockwood. Wow. The architect. Happy birthday to Ryan Sandberg, RIP, Happy Birthday, Surgeabokka, Happy Birthday Christian Pulist, Shusher. Quick. Happy birthday to James Gandalfini, Happy Birthday to Exhibit, Happy Birthday to Ben Carson, Happy Birthday to Rick Patino, Happy Birthday to Tommy Tuberville, Happy Birthday to Ronaldo, Happy Birthday to Lance Armstrong.

2:54:14There's just one ball. Happy birthday also to Will Compton and Happy Birthday to Trey Young, Ice Trey. Future and Happy Birthday to CJ McCollum. Massive birthday weekend. Big birthday weekend coming up. Yeah. Shout out Henry Lockwood with the account. Henry Francis Lockwood. Our target. Yeah. Architect. Happy birthday, Hank. Love you, guys. Happy birthday to you.

2:55:21Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you.

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