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All ready, welcome back to the son of a boy that podcasts today.

It is March 30th.

Are you putting that back?

We'll save that for later.

You can't put an already dipped in the telos.

It's not going to be back.

You just got to eat it.

I knew how much longer that bite would take, and we've begun.

Yeah, we've begun.

And I don't want to be eating no time for that right now.

Harry could fill a buster for a little bit and enjoy the pillow.

Fill buster.

I don't know who's talking, but what I do now is to fill fuck buster, fucking both buster

douglas.

Look at Harry.

I'm going to say something.

As the media tells us, you don't have to shack it.

I got to, I got to what's it called Jersey, too.

I don't be gay for a second, Manchester, Jersey in London.

Yeah, at the airport.

This was all at the airport this morning.

I had a lot of time to kill, you know, you might have thought, yes, there are unbelievable

duty free.

But then I left.

No, this was a, it's actually a store they have in New York, it's like JP sports or

some shit.

JP sports.

You know, I'm talking about it.

JD Vance.

Yes, that's what it is.

JD Vance.

No, but they had a bunch of jerseys and I was like, I was going to get a messy jersey

and then I was like, that's kind of hack.

And then I was going to get an arsenal jersey because we talked about how I was an arsenal

fan now, but the arsenal jerseys don't have the collar and I like the collar.

Uh-huh.

So you got you united?

Yeah.

Red?

Yeah.

I just got a city jersey, man city.

Really?

Yeah.

So I guess we're at odds.

Yeah.

Yeah.

What did you get?

Well, I have every jersey.

Oh, okay.

From when I was a kid, I used to be obsessed with them.

Yeah, they are nice.

That was my first one I've ever bought.

It wasn't even that expensive either.

It was like half the price of an NFL jersey and 10 times the quality.

The coolest jersey I have is the Manchester United, Rooney.

That's the one that I got.

You got his name on it?

Yeah.

He's not played for that.

Yeah, I made it to pull it out of the back.

You got a throwback, a Mitchell and Ness at the airport, weirdly.

Uh-huh.

It was tucked away in there.

Yeah, yeah.

That's sick.

That's your best one.

Well, it was my best one.

When they were sponsored by AIG, it's your only one.

Obviously.

I don't know.

There is come back and he thinks he's like one of those like street walking London thugs.

Like, all right, love.

What told you, Stan?

Yeah.

Oh, boy, boy.

I'm so happy.

I'm so happy.

Come on, fit that country in it.

Did you start doing their accent after a couple days?

No.

We barely spoke to anyone that was English.

Wait.

Can.

Hey, this is the best you've ever looked.

It's not.

I think you are.

This is the most attracted to you I've ever been.

That's creepy.

No.

No.

I'm not particularly attracted to you because I'm not gay.

Yeah, yeah.

Of course.

Yeah.

Of all the times.

Yeah.

This is the number one.

Well, it's because, you know, a lot of the countries like not in America, I feel like

they don't really show up in their pajamas for the flight.

So you kind of got to throw a fit.

Well, especially if you're flying business as you did.

Yeah.

That's what this is.

This was my fit to throw for the flight.

You're in your pajamas.

No, no, no.

No, no.

I was wearing before.

Patriot sweats.

Yeah, the Patriot.

I was going to get new sweatpants too.

I showed up.

I was really stupid that I didn't.

This is you dressing up for the flight after having something else on?

Yeah.

I just didn't.

I was on the fit.

You know, I knew I knew the fly was going to be a nightmare if I didn't cop some gear.

You're still wearing sweatpants though.

Yeah.

And he's got me.

I was laying down.

I wasn't going to throw khakis on.

But you have the flags of two different like countries represented on you.

I know.

This is what Italy.

What even is this?

It's not English.

Is it another one?

I don't know.

It's definitely not England though.

I don't know.

I looked it up.

These are made in Italy.

I don't know if that's a real flag.

It Italy's green, white and red.

I've never seen that flag to be honest with you.

That might be like one of those like Tommy Hilfiger fake flags.

Oh, yeah.

And then the word it looks Indian.

That's from lame.

Oh, it's Norway.

Oh, okay.

That's embarrassing.

Yeah.

That is a little embarrassing.

Oh, it's a Confederate flag.

I don't know why we would have known that.

Oh, it's.

Yeah.

Maybe I'll get like an American flag and just patch over it.

You should.

That's the Norwegian flag.

So.

But I could believe it's an Italian brand.

Well, Napa Puri sounds Italian.

It looks kind of like an Indian word.

Yeah.

Napa Puri.

The whole thing at first.

Yeah.

I don't know.

It was a great.

I wish I could go back to that store honestly.

It'll a lot of good gear.

What do we know about Napa Puri?

Napa Puri.

Oh, yeah.

It's Italian.

P-I-J-R-I sounds like Indian girls, like a woman who is having an arranged marriage.

Puri, you have to marry him.

I don't want to.

He would grow to love him.

He was coming from a good family.

He's a chaiwala mother.

So you do look good, but your explanation drains it a little bit.

Harry slept eight hours on the flight.

So you're coming off of a fight from JFK and I think this is the EWR.

What's that?

EWR.

It was JFK.

We're going airport codes.

Well, I mean, if you know, you know, I mean, I do.

I've just never heard someone abbreviate Newark or LaGuardia.

Well, EWR is more syllables than Newark.

It is.

That's what it's not fun.

Well, I mean, you said JFK.

And JFK is JFK.

It is itself.

It is.

No one's ever been like, I'm going to John F. Kennedy Airport.

They will say I'm flying out of Kennedy.

That's kind of cool.

Yeah.

Have you ever heard that?

No.

It makes it feel like like an airplane is flying out of his ass.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I was supposed to fly out of there and then I switched it last night to get it to get

to Newark.

Wow.

That must have been expensive.

It was actually zero dollars to change.

Wow.

Yeah.

Not bad.

How was the flight?

Flight was good.

I mean, I just passed out immediately.

What airline did you fly?

United.

Unfortunately.

But you were in their Explorer Plus or whatever the hell that thing is?

Yeah.

Like, what is it?

I don't even know what it is.

Polaris.

Polaris.

Polaris.

Those are nice.

Those Polaris lounges.

Oh, the lounge.

I didn't go to the Polaris lounge.

No, I'm saying.

Well.

Who is that pair up?

Polaris lounge is good.

Is it so?

Yeah.

How come you look so hot?

Why is your hair so perfect?

Yeah.

Why are you so attractive?

Oh, because I put a dry shampoo in before.

I came up here.

You did?

Yeah.

You freshened up.

Yeah.

So look at this.

I mean, you know, I feel like I'm crazy, but here.

I'm here.

Here.

Got hot for the pop.

You got hot for England.

You showed up in different colors than you've ever worn that light blue is making your

everything pop.

You did.

You shampooed your hair.

Dry shampooed it.

Dry, snitching, wet snitching.

I don't care.

And you put on a better fit for the airplane.

Yeah.

It's like you in a tux.

Basically.

Pretty much.

Pretty much.

I was going to bring a tux.

Honestly.

You're looks maxing.

Yeah, yeah.

It's tempting.

You look great.

I'm new to it.

Have you been using the ball peen hammer?

No.

I started the hammer process yet.

What I'm going to begin soon.

What's his name?

The guy from?

Love.

No.

When he got in.

He went on what's his name's show?

Andrew.

Oh, yeah.

Clev.

Hubertman.

Andrew Callahan.

Callahan's show.

Yeah.

Andrew Callahan made him look like an idiot.

I think he kind of made Andrew Callahan look like an idiot.

Get the fuck out of here.

You don't actually think that.

Do you?

No.

Andrew Callahan actually made him look like an idiot.

I'm very, uh, like entertained by that guy.

Well, you just every time I see a clip of him, I'm like, this is going to be good.

When you put him into an environment with what I would call like a contemporary, who has

his finger on the pulse of the zeitgeist of younger of a generation and is a good interviewer,

which clearly Andrew Callahan is, um, he didn't, he started to defound her.

Yeah.

I mean, he broke.

I think he's just like autistic.

No.

I think he's just trying to hold this line that like isn't deep enough.

I think the last thing I read before I fell asleep on the plane was that he takes like

pain killers before he goes out.

He's on a ton of drugs.

Math.

He takes math.

Well, that's for.

Skinny.

Yeah, to be skinny.

He also didn't look that good.

Clev.

Yeah.

Yeah, he kind of just looks like a normal dude.

Hold on a minute.

He, for that interview with Andrew Callahan, he was scruffy, he had scruffy shitty facial

hair.

Yeah.

Bad skin.

Yeah.

Am I wrong?

I mean, you're not.

I thought he was perfect.

Yeah.

Well, I think he's, he's, he's trying to be perfect and, and then what?

He'll go do an interview when he looks like shit.

I think his hormones are probably in hell right now because of what he's putting into his body.

Yeah, but if, if my whole thing is like, you know, actually smokes math.

It's a face of perfection, right?

I am holding myself up as the poster boy for perfection and what I believe.

If that's the case, I'm probably not showing up to a, of an interview that's going to be

a massive piece of content when I'm really not looking good.

I mean, right now you could show up to that interview.

No, no, no.

But what was he, what, what did they end it on?

He was like, he asked and he, he was like, you really look in their mirror and think

that you look good and he was like, yeah, you're, I'm happy with myself.

No, we said like, you don't, you don't have any problems with what you say and, and

you're telling him it's like no.

Yeah.

And he's like, well, if you're going to be totally disingenuous, I, like, I, he couldn't accept

that.

But I kind of, I kind of believe to, I, I think that like everybody, like at some level

will, can be like, yeah, I could work on this.

It's like, I think it's like disingenuous to like, you're obviously Andrew Koutlin has

like against the movement and he wants to show that in the interview.

But like, everybody probably has something that they can work on.

And if you're like, yeah, I'm a finished product and I'm perfect.

It's like, I'm not like, oh, this guy, Clavicular is this, like upward seeking, like he's

just like, strives to be better.

But, but I like people, he was calling his bluff.

Yeah, he called you.

Yeah.

I took it a different way.

I took it as like, I mean, if that's his whole, that's his life, like that's his whole

thing.

I think he was saying, are you content with the way that you look?

I think he was saying like, you don't think that there's anything you could improve.

I think he was like, when you, yeah, yeah, yeah, he was like, you're, you, how are you

satisfied?

Yeah, you're satisfied.

And Andrew Koutlin is perfectly within his rights to say, yes, that's just being self

assured.

I could, I could find a couple of things.

Go ahead.

I'm kidding.

You think I agree on, he doesn't look great.

Right.

Right.

Right.

But that doesn't mean that's why that's why Clavicular is furious, but that's not why that's

not why that doesn't have much of a bearing on whether or not he feels fine in his own

skin.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I mean, look, Clavicular is in season, it's saying person.

He's crazy.

Well, he's on that drug addict.

Yeah.

That's so.

All things considered, he looks pretty good.

What's going on?

Does he?

What does he do?

He take, he literally smokes meth.

Smokes is crazy.

I don't think he smokes it.

What, what's he doing?

Yeah, I think he could take meth every, like, people would take Adderall every day or

all day.

Yeah.

Yeah.

It's the same thing.

But he said that meth is better for the physique than Adderall.

In some ways though, he is a bit of a Batman for men's rights.

Yeah.

I've seen multiple videos of him, like, like, catching girls cheating on their boyfriend

and then, like, kicking them out of the house.

Yeah.

This, which is nice.

He, like, made out with a girl and then, like, went to do some intel, found out that

she was cheating and then kicked her out.

That's Batman.

That's Batman work.

Yeah.

Yeah.

He's a man's rights activist.

Is that right?

No.

Is he trying to be kind of like a...

I don't...

That's the thing that's confusing.

No.

Because I don't think he is.

That's the thing that's weird.

Like, he's not like a...

He answered that question in that interview about, like, reproduction and was like, women

should all be virgins.

Oh, he said that.

Yeah.

So maybe he might leave.

And then he was like, and then they were like, well, what do you feel about men?

And he was like, no, I don't think that's men, men have been dominating society since

the time.

Okay.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I've read something that people were like, stop grouping him in with Andrew Tade and

Nathan Ross and all these people.

I just...

Also, I'd say, dude, hey, clavicular, have you ever fucked a virgin lately?

What a nightmare.

What are you going to break in a new glove when there's a hundred million perfectly comfortable

gloves?

I guess.

I mean, that's how those dudes...

That's how those dudes feel.

What do you feel?

You can buy one of these pre-broken in baseball gloves.

They want pure...

They want pure...

That also are incredibly skilled.

They're skilled gloves.

They catch the ball easier.

They make it like...

They'll make a gold glove second basement out of a...

The glove.

Yeah.

You know, it doesn't mean that the glove has like dirt in it.

Yeah.

Yeah.

He came into the office.

He did...

Did Jack Mack check that one?

Did Jack Mack interview him?

So does Jack Mack like him?

I don't think he's like...

Is he like one of his followers?

No.

I think he's just like...

He was just more...

I think he was supposedly...

He was a good interview.

Hmm.

We should have him on.

No.

I don't think that would go well.

Why not?

I don't think he would find us funny at all.

I don't think he'd find us funny.

And I think it would be...

But we could just laugh at him.

It's extremely uncomfortable.

Yeah.

He's in fucks off and he leaves.

It's fine.

Yeah.

I can't deal with that.

He's the only person anyone's talking about right now.

He's become a sensation.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I mean, he'll...

He'll fizzle out.

He's like a sort of a likable guy then...

Tate...

Than the Tates?

Because it's like...

You don't have to take him serious.

No one's looking up to...

Columbia.

Well, because he's...

How old is he?

Twenty?

Yeah.

And Tate...

Tate was actually a kickboxer.

I've seen videos of Clavicular getting choked out by real like, Jiu-Jitsu people.

Yeah.

Why is he putting himself in those?

I think that's just...

That's like...

Well, you have to do his stream?

Yeah.

That's like the route for streaming.

What's like?

You start out...

And then you go IRL and then you fight like Sean Strickland or whatever the fuck his name is

Yeah

Sugar Sean O'Malley and she's the fuck out of you. Yeah, that's like that's your ticket in

I think that's that that's the last that's the last all toll you have to pay and then you hate women and then you hate women

Naturally because you got beat you got your the shit you've got you didn't buy it. Yeah, it looks like a yeah

He looks like a good kisser though

Whenever you see him making out like I haven't seen him. I've never seen him making out. I'm telling you right now

I would pull up some videos. I think montage. I think Harry looks better than both the edit

No, he does, but Harry does not look like a better kisser. No, no, no, no

He looks like a yet like that unbroken admit when he kisses

He looks like a mosquito trying to sting and iron

See this at all

I like it when he's out like this. This is where I see seems boyish and no

This is where he's the word because he's on painkillers here. Oh, no, he said that he takes a like I was reading it smiling

He's happy. See look he's charming there. I don't mind him there

I don't like him and when he's in these dark interviews with his fucking misery. Yeah with the gotcha guys

I read all over his shoulders. I read on the when I was on the plane the the tweet that I was reading said that he

Takes and fedamines. That was this big thing is like I use amphetamines like for social for social edge head

And then he said what he took and it's not it's not in pedamine. It's like you got a painkiller for extreme pain

You got it literally like fettin off you got to get past the drugs

All right, you've been really stuck on the drugs thing that hasn't bothered me once

I mean, it's just the the cocktail is what amazes me. Yeah, well from meth to pretty much heroin

Did you see the the woman that's a woman comes out to him in a club and slap the fuck I saw that he

Then he's citizens. Yeah, he's citizen arrested her

And then he tried to take a photo with someone else, but he was so distracted. He was I grab her

Get her and they fucking citizen arrested this girl and her friend. I mean, that's what you got to do

We have to citizen arrested. Yeah, yeah

You can't like make out with you. She's talking

Three kids you have to fucking citizen arrest her. Yeah

He knows that that side of the jaw will grow back even stronger. Yeah, it's like

She was doing a favor. Yeah, I'm trying to help him

But I mean, he also has been he's proven like there's other men who have tried to

King of the hill him like

Androgenic and like those guys can't do it now like he is the top

He's remained the top looks Maxter for the time

I think he just got a pretty bad rep because he got the the day that he came on the scene

Was when he was doing that he was with all those those guys like Frentez and

Time he came on the scene is when he ran someone over with his car. Oh really? Yeah, but I think that that's like

That's like also part of the streaming ladder. Yeah

Yeah, you got to be willing to kill you kill someone to start get your name out there

And you do while you're a minor

I don't know if you guys know this Venus Williams tried to be a streamer. Really? Yeah, that's why she killed that

And I was like wait a minute. You can't hit it from tennis to streaming

It doesn't make sense. You're too old to max your looks like that. I don't know

I'm not a big like IRL streaming guy Ireland

Yeah, it's not only my thing you're more of a new work guy

I like the guys that are just mounted at the desk and playing a game. I mean, I thought so you're more of

You're more Kai than speed

Exactly because speeds are well. He doesn't actually. I don't I saw speed speed at the desk the other day

Only 14k viewers

I saw him in the car really yeah, it's all bad when they're just dancing the car. Yeah

So I got a tie ties ties off they got off the game. They're like redoing twitches terms of service because of Kai

Because he's making like $500 million a month and he hasn't streamed in like six months. Yeah

Yeah, he got their asses. I think that Frances like

Like I think it's gonna be like your your subs expire after a month automatically or some shit

Because he's just counting money. Yeah, what is it? Do you feel like your looks maxing a little bit Frances?

I'm in I'm I've got a goal. Yeah, I got my 15-year

college reunion coming in

The first weekend of June. Okay, and

Because I will be probably in the 1% of people without a wife or children. Yeah, I

Have to have something to show for my show up, and that's why I'm gonna be bringing traps traps. Yeah,

Trapezoids. Oh, okay on my shoulders. Yeah, that's good. That's smart. So you're just gonna hit the traps

Delta. I'm gonna be bringing delts. I think you should you should

You should do a video where you meet with Clavicular and he fine-tunes you

He couldn't though like Frances's body is better than his natty. Yeah, but he could probably like point some things out

But you don't even know probably could yeah, well, I know I don't like my ass

I'm all I never leave a room backwards. Yeah, you would he would when I get when I get out of the bed after laying pipe

I back out like I'm talking to the queen. Yeah, you know, you're not supposed to turn your back on the

You're just bow out out of the room. Yeah, yeah, I walk out flaccid facing her

But his ass and legs are terrible

Can you come up with a picture of his legs on the I those are definitely I just I just enjoy it

His legs on the

The one on the hay ride it looks crazy. That was not fake. That was not fake the one that that they that the fake one is crazy

Where his legs are dangling off the back of the

So it's all just muscle or it's all just like bone when you say that he is he on steroids or is he getting like

Surgery he's definitely to his body. He does a lot of plastic surgery

But also he's on a pretty nice stack. He's got a good stack. I mean, I'm

Yeah, he probably takes steroids. I mean if you're doing math and

Opioids Frances, I think that there's a limit. I think there's a world where you also wear a crop top

And you show off your

This the V cut. Is he doing crop top? Oh, yeah, this is this is this is the original photo. This is a banger

This was a meme for years before he became famous. That's so funny

That woman looks like something out of a horror film

Like someone who shows up you like say her name three times while flexing that went viral

Like literally like probably I mean years ago. I like that he kept her in though. I know he could have easily just ended it down to her hands

That's so funny. He could have cropped in so easily. Oh, man. But yeah, nice crop top you show off the fucking the cum gutters

You know, I feel like that's that that that would like that's better than having kids

Yeah, I'm gonna be at this reunion and everyone's bringing their kids

It's so we didn't you smoked meth just like a couple days before why would I do that for the first time then to trim out

I can trim out other ways not like with meth. Meth is good. Yeah, meth is a quick

You're never gonna turn out like what if you smoked meth. No, I'm not I'm not I'm not

Not get addicted to it. I got that. Yeah, that's my no matter. Yeah, mind over math. Yeah

Um, so what's your what's your weapon of choice? Is it just putting your finger down your throat throwing up?

No, it's just remembering that I don't have children. I don't have a family

I don't have people who you know love me the way that everyone else at the 15 year does

And they're all gonna be at their tables spoon-reading applesauce off the corner of the mouths of their beautiful little children

Yeah, whereas I'm gonna be at the fucking I'm at I'm gonna be at that same table like bursting out of a limit

In suit, that's four times

Yeah, get a small one. I'm gonna get a really really small suit. You're going all-in and be like god damn is anyone else

Super uncomfortable right now

Chairs are not gonna support. Yeah, the fact that I'm you should do meth right before

Just really get trim only just once right before so as you're walking in just be messed out

Yeah, it can be like a micro hit doesn't need to be like you don't need to go crazy with it

15 year is in end of beginning of June which gives me April and May I

got about nine ten weeks

To to really hammer it and you know what I've been getting obsessed with you're gonna love this snowball

You got to move off the map

You're starting to scare me a little bit

Where did this come from the meth? Yeah, why are you so obsessed with the meth because he smokes meth?

That's crazy

No one smokes, man. Yeah, well, you know what? I'm trying to add an OD to my method

I'm gonna do the method from now until the 15 year. I'm just saying and it involves kettlebells. Okay, not glass pipes

Yeah, yeah, I could get I could get behind that. I am obsessed with kettlebells all of a sudden. You're not obsessed with your physique

That is exactly what I am obsessed with your physique you would man up and smoke meth God damn you and your fucking meth

You know what fuck you if you find meth. I'll do it. I'll find it. Where are you gonna get some you actually definitely like a way to get more?

Chad back to Newark

newer

It's not working. It's a meth. Yep

Paris baguette

So three so it's kettlebells though and now my whole feet is kettlebell

Complexes. Yeah, that's how I mean and they're fucking hard the second you find anything that you are like that day

If you find a new interest your whole time ones that yeah, I think we're getting there. They're mining our dad a hard one. They've ever mined it

Today I did

With a 55 pounder

Maybe it was 53. I think it's 53 pounds. How much is our donor? 55? 55?

So it may be maybe easier if you could show us. You want to see that you want to see the complex? I did it complex. Yeah

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I was probably sound asleep

I said I was probably sound asleep while I was doing it. Yeah

So

Start with

Hey, get the Rolex out of there. I almost got a Rolex at the airport today. It's too expensive

Couldn't afford it

Jesus

Feel like that doesn't really like the weight of the dumbbell doesn't really matter there

All right

Okay, 55 is killing you. We're gonna do so whoa easy easy

Flat screens straight through the hoop and hauler and said that's a 55 dollars set

Good god

This looks like hell I got about maybe one set of this and then I'm going home. Yeah

Yeah, and then definitely not hitting both arms

Craves that you still hate your ass after all this

Do you usually work out in the jeans too

Oh

That looks like it's just going to take your arms to the floor

The back or just drop on your head

This is insane you just do this for an hour straight and that's one that's one

That's one you rest a minute and you do 10

Yeah, and you rest a minute. So there's that the whole workout

We're gonna add warmed up

And then what do you do like the mic

Yeah, I'm not surprised

We want to get that aspirating on cam that's hard

You weren't doing it because I just did it like aspirated to the mic aspirated to the mic come on doesn't seem like it

Holy shit, I think you're full of shit. That was the first time you've ever done that

No, literally

I saw it sorry that got fed to me

It's a goddamn hotel

It's like catching my soft against

It's like a chimney that needs to be cleaned. I think it's the first time you've ever worked out

This was all for show

Not talk for a second

Friends and Frances heart rate is I clean 220 right now. No, I'm fine. I'm fine

I was crazy sounds like sandstorm over there

You take

You take a minute rest and you do

10 yeah, I think I think two minutes could be good

By seven you're in trouble. So you take a minute rest. Oh, you do that for how long does that take a minute two minutes

Probably minute 30. I can't remember. I mean it felt like two minutes. Maybe it took like a minute and a half as quick

So you're so the workout is 25 minutes around that then I did that and then I was done

Yeah, I mean that's that's a vision

Yeah on that you could probably just do that in your house

ditch the gym you can bring broken home if you want

I got no problems with that. I'm I wish I hadn't had the fucking who tell us sticks

I would be out of breath. You get like a ultra shape like that like you notice everything right you have like it's that

Three weeks ago

I shouldn't have looked at that apple pie crust

Yeah

The calories of just seeing that

I shouldn't have came today

That's seven grams of protein. I lost their nutting. Why did I not come in my own now?

It's the perfect feedback loop cycle of life

There are people who think that ever that you lose that you lose like a lot of energy

Yeah, can you just fix your hair back to the way it was?

I don't know if I can I think it was you had it. I kind of had it and it's gone. Why'd you mess it up? Yeah, it's over

No, no, no, you got it. Yeah

It's not the way I like it. Yeah, it's never gonna go back to that. Okay. Let's let's stop recording now

Well, look at how it was

And for continuity sake, we'll try to recreate that is a good idea recapture that shit. I uh

I just got off the flight from the UK from England

And boy, are you go ahead?

No, I was pretty much it. Well, that's it. All right. That's all we're going to say about that trip of that story

No more talk about bush, but just kidding. No, the bush. We need to hear everything start to finish car crash

Oh, yeah, I forgot about the car crash completely. No one did people everybody's asking me about that

Yeah, it's pretty annoying

But why why are you upset about it? It's hilarious. I was I wasn't upset about it as much as I was just like

I mean, it was pretty bad like it was pretty it was like insanely bad

We understand that and but if it had been worth fatal or injurious

We wouldn't be making fun. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, of course. It's in knowing that everyone was fine. I don't know if that's true

And my twisted ass would be like Jezzel Nick on you

I'd have some fucking deep jokes on you

Yeah, I mean, we uh, so we got to London. We got uh

A van like a full-on like sprinter like a big van like a seat's probably 12 people and uh, and then we got a car just a regular car and

Jerry drove the van to London from the airport because we were like we got to do you got to go to London which was a mistake

Um, the streets in London are so so tight

And it's like driving through New York City, but you're also driving on the left lane and on the left side of the car

The right in the right side of the car. So it's pretty weird

Uh, I drove the van a little bit. It's fucking horrifying pretty much we like we we do that we go back to the house

To the Airbnb Airbnb's a fucking disaster

Um, why it just is like they just lied about everything. They said there's gonna be five kingbeds

There wasn't a single king bed not one. I slept in like a cot and like half a dude slept on the couch

So

There were rooms that just didn't exist

It was the a i'd it. Yeah showed you a picture. There was like rooms where it was like the like the the paint was different

Like it was it was so bizarre the like the the host

They would just come in the house constantly. Oh, yeah, it was there like in the curb. He exactly

Yeah, yeah, she comes to check on the plant

Yeah, like you know, they would just like like we like we went the first day of the event when we were at the venue

MOOC texted the oh someone's like could you guys turn the heat up in the house because it was freezing

And we were like let's do that before we get back

The dude was like oh yeah, I'm already in here like I'll just I'll just do it now

He's like I've been in and out all day and it's like why all of our stuff is in there like why are you in the house at all

So say he's just checking on it

Um, you think that

England would respect the king a little bit more. I know right exactly

We uh

Yeah, I mean so pretty much they get they get they get in the cut they go to get groceries. Uh, it was like Jerry

Numbers

Rush was driving and uh one of our players Abe and um, I mean they were gone for like three minutes like they just left

And we get the call from oh and Mikey who's one of our like producers and uh, was this at night or in the day

It was it was that night, but it wasn't that late like it was like we were trying

They were trying to go before it got dark

Yeah, and then it like got dark and they went and I mean they made it they it was the first turn on to the man road

And they just wrecked both cars totaled

Wow, and what like you got the call or what happened? Yeah, we get a call and they're just like we just got in a car crash

And we were like what and they were like yeah, it's bad

And we were like well is everyone okay and they're like yeah, everyone's fine, but

It's not good. And then it was the most shaken up

Because I though I could understand if you were in the car and I'm shaking up like dude

That was fucking serious and scary, but you just got a call like there was never any danger for you

Well the danger was that I had to now drive the van

To go pick them up

Got it. So we I mean we were rolling you're right them up you were the most at risk

And no, obviously not, but like the most shaken up like Marech Marech was the most shaken up by far

Obviously he crashed the car

Marech

Like Jerry and numbers like they didn't even phase them like they like we got back to the house and Jerry was like numbers

Like that's not even you been in way worse than that and he was like oh, yeah, the tree

And Jerry's like the fence the fence was bad

Like they didn't give a fuck like that was just like another day for them

Just total the car car and the tree and the tree and the fence

So I mean that was night one like it definitely like the vibes were a little off after that

As it tends to be yeah, well luckily no more drinking and driving after no more drinking and driving of course

You could smoke some zon drive, but now no one was drinking or and no one had smoked any zon at that point for insurance

I have a lot of doubts. No, no group

No, definitely I wasn't smoking zon. No one smoked zon because the people it's illegal there and there's people the host

It's flying around the house

There was no opportunity. Well, that's why you had the puff bus

The puff bus all right. It's like a bang bus, but for just getting a smoke in the skunk

Smoke the skunk, but yeah, I mean the crash was bad

um

We ubered everywhere after that. Not a single. We were just like we're just not driving anymore. Boy

This must have been an expensive trip for the game. It was so expensive. Yeah, just a total just I mean the ubers were

The uber to the airport this morning for me was like 250

Holy shit. Yeah. Yeah. What which but the sponsors will cover that right?

I don't think so. What? I don't think they intended on us crashing the car

Who's the sponsors? Uh, Lucy

Okay, do you think that this is the end of tell your ad busch? No, no, no

I mean look it was not a great weekend for the bush like this was a really really bad weekend for the bush

It was really devastating, but this is the charm of the bush. Don't look like it's gonna have like that

It's like it's obviously the car crash doesn't really need to happen the car crash doesn't need to happen

But like the pull like we placed terrible like we came in eighth out of how many 83

But we were supposed to win. We were the second seat. We were number one seat in in North America

Like the like the first tournament we came to we came in second. Can you guys sit down with Abe and

Teddy and it's a Byron Lou and Joe

A Byron Lou and Joe. Yeah, can you sit down with them and just be like guys we're out here crashing cars. Yeah. Yeah

To make sure that you have the opportunity to live out your dreams. Yeah. Yeah. No, they know why aren't you why are you

Why do they suck?

I'm the I'm on the I'm more of a like play on the player side. It's like hey, we're out here to win

And you guys can't stay out of your own way to like have this huge distraction for us

Well, we're trying to fucking lock in in England and you're fucking blowing up the car

Getting fried off of

Like the little zoots that you're building out front fucking running around with sheep in the field and fucking yeah going on beer miles

Look the Airbnb Airbnb was a mistake. We should have just done hotels

But that probably would have been what three times more expensive

It probably would have been around the same price

I don't just do the Airbnb because it's better for content

But it was like the Airbnb was so falsely advertised that like we barely even got any content out of the house

I don't think there's any world where an Airbnb

You know eight hotel rooms in England barming him barming him. It's like a hotel rooms in Newark

Yeah, well either way versus the house in Birmingham

The house wasn't that expensive. That's my point. Yeah. Yeah, you're saving money by doing the Airbnb

Yeah, but we probably didn't save money at the end of the day because the Uber's back and forth or the fact that you know now that you're

Insurance premiums have gone through the roof

Mirage definitely lost money. Certainly. No, we actually I'm pretty sure we actually had to pay zero that they do we called

The interplay called enterprise like while they were on the scene and they were like we crashed the car

And they're like are do you guys want another

It's like no, we don't get certainly not but if you got if you get the like nine dollar protection, you know

We owed zero dollars. That is zero dollars

Japanese cars

Raptor like pontoon pockets. Yeah, the guardian helmet

One of the things you know cyber trucks back

Yeah, one of the things that was annoying me was when people were like people were like for because obviously like so

We get in the crash. We don't tell anybody. We thought this was fully going like no one would ever find out and

Mirage had to like tell like HR and like

We have to tell Austin and then once you tell Austin. It's why do you have to tell Austin because he's like in charge of us

What he and he approves the budget for us, and then we got to let him know like yo, we just crashed the car

The power structure is so insane. It doesn't make any sense, but as of right now that's how it works

So we told we told Austin he wasn't mad like he doesn't he doesn't give up of course. He's not mad

But so it tells Dave and then Paul

Texts Dave legal Paul not Paul

Not a fan to be honest

You like legal Paul. No, I just thought the text was weird. What do you say? That's a necessary text

No, I know it's necessary text, but just being like these guys are fucking idiots

Did he say that? It was some to some extent. Yeah, read that way. Can we can we find the text there were jokes being thrown around

I mean you got you

Well, you're pulling it up. I'm at a calorie deficit right now. Yeah, I get some Nutella in you

Yeah, I mean, but that's probably stale by now. I probably need a fresh breadstick. I'm gonna go back in

I've had nothing but great experiences with legal Paul Francis. I'm sure you're the same. I am

That's good. That's good for you guys. I've had like off hours conversations like he's on retainer

At all times that we can just fucking call up legal Paul look. I'm not anti legal Paul. Yeah, you are

No, no, no, I want to get that. I don't like that guy here. I want I'm not anti

I don't like that guy. I just I just didn't love the way that that text read

personally

You wanted him to suck you guys off for totaling a car

Our legends have totaled the car. What do you say? You're not here. It is right here

The bush guys. Can you read that Francis? Oh, you have a mouthful. I'm sorry. No, I got it

This will help me get it down

The bush guys got into car accident in the UK the rental got messed up and airbag went off

But unfortunately, but fortunately sounds like everyone is okay. They find so far. They hit another car

But that driver said she was okay too and yes

It was because they were driving on the wrong side of the road. This is where he loses me

parentheses can't make this up. That's where that personal. That's where he loses me

Take that personally. It's the parentheses that if there was no parentheses there. I think I would have been fine with it

It's the parentheses that really got me. Why why I don't know because it's just

Reads is like there's another way to read that make this shit up

Another way to read that you know, why don't we get him in?

No, no, no, we don't have to get him in and then like

Yeah, you'll say all this, but you don't want to face him

Obviously not why would I want to do that because it's still gonna say I'm not gonna have him in here and be like the way that you handled

This was very unprofessional

I don't care. Nice guy. Yeah, I'm not I don't actually care that legal Paul obviously has to send this text

But hold on may I just for a second. Yeah, yeah, the way I you another way to read that and you might be right

But another way to read that is

the most obvious explanation for why a group of Americans who have just arrived in England would get into a car crash

Is because they're driving on the wrong side of yeah, it's a tale is all it's time. It's like

But it didn't it's a it's a trope. It's like a hacky joke. Yeah. Yeah

Right and sure enough it happened. Yeah, yeah, you can't make it up the thing that everyone says to be careful about happened. Yeah, yeah

Not

Bush is a joke, but no, no driving in England is a joke. Yeah, that's another way

Sass wants to be able to make mistakes and then

Hold the phone here. I didn't make a single mistake bushes. You got the wrong guy. Oh, you're separating

You got the wrong. I wasn't in the car. I wasn't even in the car

No, I don't want to distance myself but I'm not taking I didn't I wasn't driving the bushes the fist brother

If I was in the car, that would not have happened and that's a fact

Let's throw a rush into the bus. No, I'm just saying I'm I'm

I'm

very aware

And I'm very aware of driving specifically and I would have noticed if we were driving on the wrong side of the street

I would have known that didn't that happen really quickly. They turned and they turned in a million. There was no one on the street

like so the the reason that I like

I understood what happened was because when I had to go pick them up

We're saying in the middle of nowhere. You got to drive down a one-way street for like five minutes to get to the main road

And it's pitch black out you aren't really like you're just driving on a one-way so you're not thinking about it

Yeah, and then you go to merge onto this main road and I yeah, I guess they just merged onto the wrong side

Right, so my point would be I mean, there's no other cars on the road because it was

Learned in the middle of nowhere. It's late. But they met as soon as they turned onto the main road is when the corrosion

No, no, oh, it was like it was like a minute after they were driving and they saw all the headlights coming and then and they're like so they're in the wrong

No, no, no, wow look at this asshole who's drunk. No, coming out of they said Marisha said that whole line

steady

Who blinks

It's a classic cock fight

Marisha said that he saw the car and he turned right

To like swerve out of the way, but then they turned left and that's where they hit each other

Yeah, they turned into each other because they're both not there. Marisha's thinking yeah, let me tell you something

Can I tell you where we're?

Well, I mean yeah, I'm fine with the you know that happens and not that not that you'd necessarily have the wear with all

But if you see a car driving down the wrong side of the road at you

Stop, yeah, the brakes just stop. Yeah. Well, they did. I mean they slowed down for sure pull off the road

That's what they that's what they were trying to do, but when they they both pulled off the same way

I'll be honest

No, never mind. I'm not gonna say it. No, no, no, go ahead stupid

But uh you're gonna say something about how Marisha's

No, I was gonna say something about the other person driving. Oh, I wouldn't it was it was heard

Is her dumbass fault you're gonna say no, just the way that she like went about it was like a little like it was a little odd

Like she it seemed like she like she didn't

Like she didn't care at all

And then it almost seemed like she thought she did something wrong

I think she might have smoked meth before driving have that over there. Yeah

You think that you guys could have got away with it and just blamed her if you just

No, I think they tried

I think they got it when they got out of the car. They were like well the fault

They and then they were apparently there was like there was like witnesses in chili

There's a bunch of people and they were all like yeah, you guys were in the wrong line

And they were like oh

Oh, there were witnesses. Yeah, I thought it was like a backcountry road

Uh, not it was like the main road. So okay, there's there's cars

God damn well. I didn't know it was her fault. So I'm glad you know. Oh, no. No, it wasn't that it wasn't her fault

She handled it very well

How's that? How's handling it well?

I don't really know. She wasn't mad. I wasn't there

It was weird her boyfriend showed up like didn't even say anything to her just grabbed her ass

What like do you mean like like like squeezed it twice

Like we all saw it. It was bizarre like he didn't even like he didn't even like say like oh my god

Like are you like he just went over and grabbed? Oh, he probably was like let me claim

Let me put my I think that's what happens. I think her and numbers were talking. Yeah, and he was like this is mine. Yeah

So that was like it was a little weird, right? That's a little weird

What is the deal? Isn't that a little odd? You're a fucking

Tension is indeed

No, no, we all know this was not like this wasn't just me

Everyone know everyone saw it

Dude if you got in a wreck like like if you got if like run

I'm gonna use you as an example just because you have you're married

But like your wife got in a car accident and she was okay

You wouldn't pull up on the scene and be like I'm going for the ass first

Well, you're like maybe a hug when he got the call it was probably like

And immediately his mind probably went to like if something's happened I'm not never get to

Squeeze my ass again. Let's make sure her my favorite part of her

Yeah, what if her ass exploded? What if it was it what if it attacked deflated or yeah

He needed to check that because if it hadn't been then he's suing. Yeah, he went

You know, it was funny because I was I was in the van when he showed up

Like I was pulled over in the van

So he pulls up he pulls in in front of me gets out of the car goes over grabs her ass twice

Comes back to the car and grabs her jacket and I was like so you you had to grab the ass first like that was like

That was the goal maybe maybe that's his way of comforting her. Yeah, good. Be good

I don't I take it back. I'm with you. There was bizarre people was bizarre. It was bizarre monsters

No, they're not monsters. They were great people. What do you look like? Was he like a hench British dude?

He was just like a normal looking guy and

I didn't even see her. Can we talk about her ass? I didn't even see her. What was the nature of her ass? I the whole if it's what if it was stupendous matters a lot

Um, I don't really remember. I mean, he got a handful of it. So it had to have been decently, you know

There's a shape decent shape. Did he

You know, did it sort of seem like he was going into the crack? He was going for everything

So he's down the middle the only thing he cared about in that moment was the ass and he he squeezed it

Did it then did you take his hand off and then squeezing it back for seconds? Really? Yes. How far apart

Like maybe a full second. Okay, so he took his hand off and then went back and squeeze it. Or did he go?

I'm so hungry. It was like squeeze

Squeeze

And what did he do with his hand between squeezes lower the small of the back or did he just let it hang? I think you let it hang

That's crazy. Was he hard?

Probably

Why did you watch this so closely? Because there was police like I was I was literally parts next to the scene

Who was in the house everywhere MOOC

Did you saw this? Did you comment to him on it? We everyone saw it. Everyone was like what the fuck was that?

Yeah, that's the weird part

Look, it was bad. I'm not I'm not I'm not be older than bush. I don't know. I'm probably like 30

Okay, now well that woman was trying to drive around the bush. Yeah

She was almost wrapped her car around the bush

It was really bad and I

I mean, I don't take full responsibility because if I wasn't driving and I wasn't in the car, but I do take responsibility of like

We shouldn't know and better to send that crew

What's wrong with Marrash? Nothing's wrong with Marrash. Marrash is probably the most responsible person there

But it's just too much like Abe is a very like like Abe Jerry numbers

Well Abe is Frank's god brother, right

No, that's the wrong Abe. This is 20. Hey Miranda. This is 20-year-old Abe. I think Abe Miranda's 20

But so

It just shouldn't have been that crew

Yeah, you should have had an adult room like Jerry MOOC

Honestly, yeah

Like numbers and Jerry together. It's just it's too funny. They're too funny together

Like that you can't focus on anything. You think Marrash was laughing so hard

I think everyone was probably laughing so hard. Everything they say is funny

Yeah, like they feed off of it. It's like it's like you're watching a sketch unfold in front of you

Yeah

So I think it was just it was probably just chaotic in the car and no one was paying attention

I was salty. I feel like you like blue balled with a lot of the content

Like what we have so much content that we couldn't put out because of the crash

Why because it was all driving around being like this is fucking insane

But I feel like all the content was like you guys just getting to the pub and I was like well

What did you order at the pub or what was the banter like it like British pub culture is like a huge

And it's just like walking we weren't in the pubs that we would go to we were the only ones there

We were in the middle of nowhere

It wasn't like we were in like the heart of London like getting a pint

It was like we went to a place that like happens to be like able to make food

Yeah, I don't know what I wanted to I still would want to see like you having some blood sausage or something

We didn't have we didn't have any food

No one's asked that

Like we the plug we went to get you had to go back to that pub on the last night

Or the second to last night I believe my husband left some cans of beans when he passed

Yeah, I don't know it was it was a tough weekend to be honest. It was uh

We've been growing some heads of cabbage

Yeah, we can throw in a stew

The crash was terrible the crash just set off the weekend to be like a bad start

Don't you think because then we're going into the weekend being like we're fools like ever we go to the venue

Everyone's coming up to mirage taking photos with him being like this is the bloke

This is the this is the lie that was driving in the wrong lane

Can't you embrace that a little bit? Yeah, yeah, can't you lean into that yeah

So

This is how things go at bars, but then you lose the tournament as well and then you're like okay now this is actually really so I

I appreciate that you take this seriously as you do yeah, yeah, and want your team to win and succeed

but

It

It's in it's not hard for me to call your trip a success in that everybody was talking about you guys the the we said like the

Car crash saved us almost yeah, there you go

I heard people being like Maresh was dropping in the right lane

And then he was like this trip spend the disaster yeah, and fucking veered

The number of memes that I on the near post

Like daily mail is gonna have a field day with this

These are mastermind people were sending us being like you guys are it was in the daily mail

I was like I think like you can just log into the daily mail and just write an article

I don't think I think adding this just like Wikipedia like anyone cannot upload anything you can it's just absolute bullshit articles

Also, like we didn't even get the credit for it either like we didn't even get the credit for crashing the car

It was all Dave like it was like the story benefited Dave way more than it benefited us that's what matters

Yeah, why do you mean what do you mean what credit are you talking about you weren't even in the headlines?

What the headlines red is are you gonna get port noise dumbasses crash car

Yeah, yeah, from Bush in there, you know, do you tag a tag the account or something is this your first time like

Being in a wreck. Yes, being under you know

One of Dave's stories. I don't like to look foolish if you will

I don't like to these dude. I don't like to be made out to be a fool

I spent a year on a book that he said he didn't make it through a fucking page. I will yeah

It's unfortunate. I'm a fool and yet fine. Yeah, but you know, I don't like being a fool

I don't even I want to be seen as a genius

We all pass the gesture hat around here

We all do and the people who do well are the ones who can yeah crash the car jiggle the bells and dance

Yeah, and then laugh at themselves. Yeah, yeah

No, I mean, I this is this is certainly not coming from a I've sometimes I can pull it off and sometimes I can't

Tommy beat me in the the wonder look and it fucking ate it myself. Yeah, that's the thing

It's just sometimes you just crack, you know, yeah

I can take it for the most part

Like I was on the yak for years. They hated me. I've been able to take it like I'm I'm I've been through adversity

Yeah, you never cracked except for that time you shaved your head. No, that's what I'm saying is eventually it just it pulls over in your life

I can't take it anymore and it's what's weird

I couldn't relate more and what's weird is that sometimes the thing that like breaks the dam

Is the least significant of them all yeah, yeah, that's the it's been building up and finally you hit that point

And then then the sad part is it just looks like that one thing

Was the one and people are like well that reaction is totally out of line. Yeah, yeah with the offense

You're like no, it was three years of

Feeling yeah, yeah, it's been stewing up and man just building up on me see I had a TMZ article about me and my mom

Printed it out and framed it on her wall. Really. Oh, yeah from recently. Yeah, yeah

They're writing about my boy. Oh, that was the thing too is that no one told anybody so when Dave tweeted this screenshot out

I had to like call my I had to call my parents and be like you're gonna find out about this

I didn't want them to like be like worried, you know

Yeah, but you said pretty quick call right hey

I didn't get in a crash indian kid who doesn't have the experience of driving on the streets of

Building it's necessary to say that he's indian. I don't think that that's very relevant

That's just how I pictured you talking to your parents

because

Oh, you were like this Indian kid can't make this up

Inferences. Yeah, you couldn't make this up. He's Indian. You know how the British hate Indian people. Well

Oh, are you sitting now

Yeah, I mean

I guess yeah, you guys are right. I mean, I don't I don't

First of all, yeah, I'm not actually mad at legal Paul

So if he's listening to this I apologize for the next

Well, he's gonna hit you with a libel case. You can I fucking hope not you gonna hit you with a vicious slander case

The car this has been written and spoken

We got back to that house numbers is walking around. He's like my neck

And cherries like numbers bury them

He's coming for workers comp

I mean, but the crash like the thing is the crash killed the vibes completely

Like everyone was happy to be there and like excited to be there and then the crash

It's just I kind of think the crash in this weekend going poorly is like when your star wide out has a down year

And so instead of having to pay him a max contract now you get him out a little bit of a discount

Yeah, you guys finished eighth in this tournament

So now four guys that would have left for greener pastures have to stay with the team a little bit longer

Because they have to dig out of the hole that you put them in

Well, we didn't put them in the hole. They put them in the hole

Yeah, but what movie have you ever watched

Where the team wins the first tournament? Yeah, and then that's it

Well, we didn't win the first tournament. This is my point. This is your

This is where like things started out well you just trip the the team's cooking

You know tell you ride bush everyone's talk about it. Oh, they're big drip Birmingham. Yeah

And then yeah, it's the first scene of the movie. It's the fall

It's the fall from grace and now you got to fight your way back

Which means that the redemption at the end of the arc will feel that much sweeter. There is goodness coming to you guys

I hope you just have to continue to believe. Yeah, were you filming when that car crash happened?

Um

Mikey was

But I'm gonna put that in the dark now, but he like didn't really get this. He didn't really get the clip

He didn't really get it because like when he crashed. He said he just

His like it did cut out like it get he accidentally pressed stop

That's convenient. Yeah, I'm bullshit. Yeah, it's kind of unfortunate, but yeah, someone

Makes sense. I don't think he was really thinking about the content in the heat of the crash

Well, it's a difference between a guy like Mikey and a guy like Frank. Yeah

Oh, that's my Austin's in charge exactly

You know, we just Frank is sitting next to Dave at the Super Bowl and Dave's getting pulled out by security

Yeah, you guys would have all over it. I know

I know. We actually know it's funny as we showed that video to the players

We were showing them all the bar store videos that video

Franky to have kept his head in that moment is like worthy of a fucking

Peabody. I mean, yeah, he knew Dave would murder him if he didn't that's a cynical way of thinking about it

I think that there was like another moment before that that had happened where it wasn't fully filmed or something like

There was like a lesson that was like hey, if this happens you better be fucking telling my type of deal

I could be wrong. No, you wrote the book. Let's take all the credit away from Frank. Yeah, I give it back to Dave actually Austin

But Dave Portenoise

Yeah, man

Luckily maintains Dave frames a perfect shot for his cameraman

Tell your I bush substance that Rolex over there

Thank you. You know what they mean in that song where he's like

I just want to roly roly roly with a dab of ranch. I don't I don't know what that means

Can we look up what that means?

Are any of those one million bottles of water uh, uh, filled most of them are just cracked with one sip from them. Oh perfect. Yeah

Yeah

Nothing makes me happier than finishing a bottle that has

So I get the benefit of the disease. Yeah, so get the germs with the hydration. Yeah, with the room testing

That's not right. Oh, that stuff is not right. There's like there was just I just heard someone describe it. Oh carrots

Oh, I see carrots

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That's good. I like that. That's I knew I like that

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There's supposedly some new AI docs that's coming out. Yeah, let me think you

Well, apparently we've we've achieved a GI singularity finally

It's about done. Um, I got a doc wreck. Yeah, the bird doc doc was excellent

Everyone that came out like five years ago. Rupert Murdoch not Murdoch. Oh, oh

Okay, whatever

Murdoch like that Rupert Murdoch his kids

The family upon which succession was based and I thought the show was a pretty fictionalized version of their family

Dude, it is

Pretty damn close. Doesn't the white what I saw like a little bit of this doesn't the wife likes

She basically tell you right bush someone with her car. Really didn't she kill someone

Yes, there was a car accident and they like swept it under the rubble. Yeah, they did they did they did. Yeah, lucky them

It was like his blonde wife his first I think was his first wife the British one that and because he controlled the press

So he controlled news of the world, which was the tabloid sort of sensation in London or in England

Anyway, I'm not gonna tell us for I just watch the fucking dog. I don't think they have freedom of speech out there in England. Yeah

They do I think I was trying to watch the Netanyahu documentary

And I couldn't said not available in this country was blocked that I tried to watch like friends want

So

They don't have freedom of speech

I'm gonna draw too many I couldn't just smell he can't it wasn't available on any of the platforms

Well, you know Ross and Rachel like it was there like it shows up when you look it up

And then you try to watch and it says not available in this country

Yeah, I mean that well blocked who knows you think that that's like about you think it's that's about like Jews controlling the media

And it's like a paramount

Did I ever say those words dude you got your hair back by the way

Oh, fucking awesome

Thank you. Stokes appreciate it. I was so I missed it from early. I know now. It's got that nice sort of like

Yeah, don't don't don't do my forehead's itchy. Well, you can it shit

So anyways, we get in the car crash we then we go to bed everyone sleeps horrible

Because the world jet lagged and then we go to the tournament

We the thing that sucks was we never even really got to enjoy the tournament because like day one

Everyone was just felt like the first day of the tournament everyone just felt fucking awful

Like everyone was just exhausted knowing slept at all

And then we get through the day

We win all of our matches. We're in the winners bracket this Friday this Friday

And then Saturday everyone gets a great night or that night everyone gets a great night of sleep. That's when you smoked

Yeah, I don't remember, but we uh we went

We went in to the tournament. We're playing omit

Which is like the other big there's like three big teams and challengers

Then like that's one of them is omit and they smoked us

Smoked us and we I thought we were gonna win that and then we go to losers brackets

So now we're one we're single elimination if we lose one more map or if we lose one more series

We're out and as soon as we went into that losers bracket

I was like we're done. It's over because we shouldn't have lost to them and then

It was just the energy was terrible like we just didn't have like good vibes at all

The funniest thing is whenever someone like

Whenever whenever team wins the when a team just oh, yeah, yeah, it's the best. Yeah, it's the best

But that was our loss like they didn't even have like talk shit to you like they stood up like ready to talk shit

And they saw you were fucking like they were talking shit before lasted like you guys look pathetic

Yeah, it was just not a good we didn't the problem is is that one of the guys that got picked up from our team that we had in the first major

Like he was that guy. He was the guy that would like get up and be like you guys fucking sock and like like shit on other people

And we didn't have that energy in it. It showed. It's really hard to like rally and like regain the momentum when you don't have

Someone like that to be like let's fucking get going again. I texted Jerry a few weeks ago

And I said, you know, I'm I'm actually genuinely and I'm not just saying yes

I'm a big fan of what you guys are all doing. Yeah, I have this and I would love to

Come sometime you guys come to Atlanta and give the team a pump-ups. That's I try. We try

You don't have I just send them with Mike like clips. Yeah, you don't have like a lot of rooms

Were you ever captain of one of your teams that you know? No, no

So I was a captain. Yeah, and

I would give our team speeches. Well, it sound like well one time we played NYA, which was North

Academy, but we called them Nazi youth Academy. Oh hell yeah, because they were the private school across the train tracks from our public school

Which basically felt like a private school. Yeah, but was definitely still public versus private same town big rivals

And we played them at home under the lights on a Friday night my senior year. I think both teams were undefeated

and

I remember at that time

I was just like I think I'd been dumped

by Hillary

Or something. I don't remember her last name bullshit. Yeah, you never forgotten the last name

It wasn't hecker feather off. No, no, no name. What was her name?

I'll think of it here. I think her name was Hillary, but I can't remember her last anyway point is

She had dumped me or had not been interested in me or something and it was embarrassing and then

I had gotten like a great on a test that I thought I had done better on yeah, and

I was just like we got all we had this shed

And the whole team gathered in the shed and we knew it was gonna be a packed house

Like the whole school was turning out these were our huge rivals our pump up music was playing

Our opening song which got us so jacked up and I gathered at everyone in and I said something like all right boys like

You know, I'm gonna tell you guys right now, and I looked all of them. Mm-hmm, you know, and I said

Uh

School fucking sucks. Yeah

Girls are the fucking worst, but there is nowhere on earth. I'd rather be right now

Standing here with you boys ready to walk out there and kick their fucking ass

Yeah, and I got it was like kind of all I was short. Yeah, that's all I was like all of this is bad

But there is nowhere I'd rather be

Then we're here right now. I'm getting chills to sing. Yeah, or fucking jack up ready to fucking drive through the car and Britain

And um anyway, so I

We went out and we beat them. I think 1312 damn. I think I went four and two. That's close

Forgones to counter strike man. Jam Miller was excellent back that night. It's probably the speech and

And Johnny Curry also really really solid both of those guys were so good at attack that's what they were called

England

There's probably the speech honestly that put you guys over the top

Yeah, I mean we I tried I tried what do you owes yours? Well, I didn't I didn't have a speech

But I went up to one of our guys and they said it's be relentless today. Yes, that's ridiculous

Look, you're the problem

The problem here is this those guys know that you're not good at Call of Duty. That's the problem

That is the problem. So they don't respect you are right about that. They I don't I don't play Call of Duty

But they know that we're like passionate about it and we're like that's not enough

It's as if you're a fan they they they they're treating they need to fucking

Put the muzzle on now now now they I will say maybe I'm not the guy to get them fired up

But like Jerry can get them going Jerry can sure and they definitely respect Jerry

But you just I don't think they disrespect they respect me as well. I don't think so they do sir doesn't sound like I do Abe

Abe you they were laughing at Jerry and and numbers Abe was cracking jokes remember fucking hair. She is another laughing at me

Yeah, but you're staff they're laughing at Jerry and numbers you and MOOC are staff

I know we are unfortunately, but everybody comes up and recognizes Jerry. Yeah, it's the Jerry show

They're just sitting there. I got no problem. I don't got to be the staff. Yeah, I don't got a bit of star

But we got to win

Like eighth that's not going to do it. I think you need the it's from what I can tell these fucking kids on your team

No, they're good people. No, fuck those. They're good people. They're good guys

What are their names again Abe and Abe's brand Abe and Joe are new to the team

Byron and Lou have been on the team

I don't know man. I just think these guys aren't aren't embracing their opportunity

They and they're taking it for granted and they're very entitled

Now and I need to go in there and I need to fucking I think I do think that would help

I think that would help. I think we could use the motivation, but they are they are

They're not entitled guys and they are you could it would probably help

But they are like they are very like like as much as we care. They care 10 times more

So parents are retarded the huzz suck, but all we have is us now they talk to gamers speak. They don't show up on time

They do show up on time. They're not

They're always on time. You told me that they don't want to stay in the same hotel and shit

That was major one that was the first tournament those guys we that that's that's been

Display we're fine. We if we handled that is that whole team out now and a new two of those guys are gone

Who did you lose? We lost cap and Chris and spark creep cap and spark and who was there of that is currently on the team

Byron and Lou so Byron and Lou are are they glue guys glue their glue guys

Actually Byron's the face of the team Byron is like

Is he is the glue guy like he's our iron. He's our leader like he he's the guy like that's what I was saying about when we lost

Spark was the other guy that would like get people going Byron is the other guy that does that

But it's like he can't it's hard when it's just when there's only one guy like that

Yeah, I need to talk to buy maybe yeah, he needs to be like you need to give him. He lives in Jersey. He can give a speech

We need to we should have him on the spot. We should have him come in and do a pot 100% yeah

He's flying back. Okay. Yeah, like I'd like to get him now

Can we go pick him up?

I don't know if he's going into EWR. Yes. Yeah, but he lives in Jersey like not not we got to get to him today

Yeah, because like I land like

If if the same thing that happened in brum happens in Atlanta. Yeah, you guys are

Art fucked. Well the real worry is that Byron might get picked up by a protein. God damn it, dude

Which if that happens were like we're in a really bad spot

So this is why we're gonna what we need to do

I'll tell you've already got we've already got like we're already moving like the

This shit doesn't stop. I'm gonna say to Byron look man. You stick with the team through the end of the row

I'll give you $75,000. Oh, that would be great. Yeah, because I

Would be really good. I was on the verge of buying a second painting this week

That was 75k. Uh, this one was 25. Okay, but I then I remembered. I'm trying to save a hundred thousand dollars

Which everyone got mad at me for saying which is insane to me. It's a goal

You're gonna be mad at me for I'm not gonna. I'm not necessarily going to achieve it

It's an it's a goal and which which guess what if I don't reach it and I only save

13,000 at least at least I've saved some money. Yeah, definitely. I don't think it's tone deaf

Say that I want to save money. Yeah, I don't think it is either. It's ignoble. Yeah

It's nasty of you and and dark and elitist

I have no idea if I will but I did I did avoid buying this second painting, which was really tough

Well, if you could pay Byron the his a salary. I mean, yeah, it'd be fun

Investment though like how are you gonna get that money back like that painting's going to appreciate? That's the problem

That is the problem. We're in such a tight spot right now. Hold on. Oh, I'll get it. I'll get

We're just we're in a tight spot

You'll be able to get through it, but if you can get some of Francis's money like

Boy, I'll go well because the problem is it's like right now

We were talking about when we were there. We're competing against these Saudi teams and they

Are just like we can't we would need the budget of all of our stool to compete with them

Well, do you think that like this you could get Saudi money? No, I don't think we can't think we've I think we're too far gone

Well, you did say a lot of nasty stuff about the Riyadh comedy festival. I did and then we said a lot of night like we've the the teams don't the team doesn't like us

Who the Saudi team

Oh, just one side of them with them. There's a lot of Saudi

Saudi teams. I think that's good that there's beef with the Saudi team 15 of the 19 hijackers

17 17 who's counting me who am I

Who I haven't forget never forget never forget who wasn't

Where were the other ones from

Uh, like Oman and Yemen or some shit or maybe yeah, that is a good question. Are you sure?

Is it 17? I thought I'm gonna look up how many of the hijackers were

How many of the hijackers were Saudi and where were the rest of them from let me find out that one of them was from Jersey

Yeah, but also the one thing that I the one thing that really that really got me this weekend was the comments

Oh, it is 15. I don't know why I let you do this to me. Well, you said 19. No, I said 15 of the 19

And now you're doing that I said 17 and I was so I was wrong in every which way

Look, I'm willing. I'm fucking retarded

I

I'm bad at my job. Well, at least you can read the comments. Yeah

Oh

One two were from UAE one was from Egypt and one from Lebanon

I'm gonna take an L there too because I said Oman and Yemen and those aren't I mean there are none of those people are from where they say so it doesn't even matter

Like who give like honestly like all of that's fake

Talking about what do you mean? What do you mean? They're all plants. Oh boy. Here we go

Oh boy. These are just George Bush's good old boys

There is boys. These are all they're all from Texas. Yeah, yeah, exactly. Yeah, it was all Texas Rangers farm system guys

Yeah, I mean we got so we we got eliminated getting eliminated was maybe the most frustrated

I've ever been in my entire life. Yeah, because it's like we got like nine screens with the chat up and they're just

You guys suck fuck you guys you're y'all getting fought Dave's firing all of you guys

This was a massive failure actually hired a click farm to yeah, I mean France

That's how it felt it felt that way going off to the night. Yeah, I broke I broke don't let up

I feel like I've been so good at like ignoring comments for the last like

Three years probably but I guess because we've all ever really only been doing this show, which it's pretty like we get

There's not a lot of nasty comments on this show until Nick moan comes on until Nick moan comes on then then

Lot of nasty comments no, but it was probably that combined with this it was it was a combo of both and it was yeah

There's people being like this is like like Dave's shutting down the book like it's just it's annoying because it seems like people want it to fail so bad

But it's like it actually like what you said like what you said about like regarding the placing like it

It actually went well

Like we got a lot of good content out and it all did well, which is why let me tell you something dude if tomorrow

Somehow the bush actually got shut down all of those people

Yeah, we'd be like wait, what the fuck yeah, we loved this

They they would they would do that yeah, that's how it's just like uh

The video that we put out that owners meeting that we put out with Austin

It's just there's now we got no the problem is now we got like 75 Austin's in the chat

Just all being like well this wouldn't have happened if we had an adult in the room

And being like like dude we we we streamed on Sunday

We streamed on Sunday which fucking sucked like our teams not in it anymore

But so we streamed the challengers grand finals

Well, at least you filmed through the end of the last final right

We did this is the biggest like bunch of fucking bullshit. I've ever heard we streamed the challengers finals

We are a challengers team right that's what we're there to cover

But then that ends and then the CDL finals start we're not covering the CDL what's that the professional league

Oh, they were there too

Yeah, they were there and they we didn't stream the grand finals of the professional league

Because we had to go film the arrest of our challengers content and people took that as like

All these guys are lazy as fuck and don't try and it's like they basically they filmed the bronze metal game

But not the gold metal game because we just wanted to get an extra hour of streaming in had nothing to do

We were just doing that out of just like for the fans. I did. Why would I don't understand

Why would why would you be covering the CDL exactly number one and number two. Why were they there

In the same place that you guys because there was a dream hack event

So it's like all of the east ones together. Say last dream hack. I got it. Yeah, that actually weirdly does make sense those words are perfect

Just pulled it together for me actually

To dream hack of it. No, but it was super no like that was super annoying when people were like

They didn't stream the grand finals like these guys are so lazy and it's like dude

The the people that we're competing with to stream the grand finals have over a hundred thousand concurrent live viewers

Like we weren't sent there to do that

Like we did our job. There's dudes on a desk like it's the NBA finals literally TNT

Yeah, it's like you're sitting there like Charles Barkley and shoots. It's like if we it's like yeah

There was a that's not the content that we're there to do and be the

Our viewership was

Five percent of what it was when our team was playing. It was completely useless. I think one thing that I would tell you is that if you want

All of this to stop stop swimming upstream. Oh, no, I'm never gonna stop just swim with the current

I'm not a guy that just brush. Yeah, we we should we fucking did it well

No, I mean if the fans can be like we're retarded like I can be like no you guys are retarded like I'm allowed to have that

I'm not saying I hate the fans

If you wear the hat then they stop calling you the thing. No, I'm just acknowledging the fact that they were wrong

About what they thought

Like like them be like they just don't understand what we were doing

Like it's very easy to be like they didn't finish the job like they didn't do what they were supposed to is like

No, we actually did like you guys have no idea what you're talking about

So it's like that. I mean, I'm just gonna say that

Fine. Yeah, and then we went back to the house to finish filming all of our confessionals for the documentary that we put out at the end of it

Which for some reason people were like people just lie. It's crazy. I think all of this will be you'll you'll be absolved

Once all that content comes out. It just needs to get edited

But we've put out so much content from the trip

Like we put out as you put out you haven't put out the part

Well, this is so in the weeds

You haven't put out the part that shows what you guys were doing while people thought you should have been streaming that thing

Yeah, yeah, I guess it's just annoying as fuck like losing and then having to read all that shit

I was like I'm gonna fucking kill myself. Yeah

Yeah, I didn't you had to go on your first class flight home

Fuck a hissed off. Yeah

Did uh can you fill us in on someone like the cultural parts of it like did you have what like did you have a cheeky point of an

I know we were sweet streamed. They were streaming the entire time

There's video of you guys add a pub all of you guys together. You said you went to multiple pubs like what we're doing at the pub

We just got dinner. I didn't get anything to drink

What uh what'd you have for dinner? I had chicken

Every night the first time I had fish and chips. How was it fine standard not great

No, it was fine. I think sometimes it's quite good and sometimes it's quite poor. The curry sauce was very good

Oh, they had that from a rush. No, they had that for me

And then uh and then I don't even remember what like I had fries for every single I ate fries for every single meal

Yeah chips all ivy in this week was fun to say chips. No, it wasn't I didn't even say it. I said I'm gonna get fries

Did did you spend any time in London or you just went straight from the airport to Birmingham?

We went to London for like maybe five minutes

And then went straight to Birmingham five minutes stop for a quick musical

Five quick five minutes stop the opposite direction of the Airbnb for two hours

So then get their park go to the bathroom and leave

So that's that really sucked that was the one where people were like this is fucking awful

Yeah, a lot of time in transit. I feel like London traffic is shit too. Oh, yeah

Can you they got a lot of issues over there that they got to work on can you explain the nicky numbers thing?

Is he is he being paid for any of this? No, no, he's just there. What does he do in his life?

He is a fire fighter really yeah

But he's got no he doesn't answer to no one he doesn't answer to anybody how tall is he probably like five eight

Jerry him and Jerry are building the same factory there. They've known each other since kindergarten

Is numbers strong?

Yeah, he's fucking jack that's kind of what I thought. Yeah, but you also run every morning in front like eight miles

And then he immediately starts drinking

Oh my kind of guy love that he says he got to earn them

Yeah, but he's not like this shit that he's drinking is insane. It's not like he's just like having a beer

No, I haven't had been having beers at all. I'm only drinking cocked. I'm only on cocktails right now

What kind what like what kind of

Grownies margs

I don't know. I'm not a teeny guy, but I will drink the brown. I like a manhattan or an old-fashioned

Just that kind of stuff. I was gonna get again as if we won

But we did know oh

You would have had one just a single beer. Yeah, I would have a Guinness tick cool. I mean, you know, it's that's like good out there

Yeah, Ireland fresh travels well close enough

Um, I had a fucking I had a lovely cocktail last night

It was like a tequila

Had like a peach flavor and there's like a leaf in it or something. It was at that place

Coca-dack. Oh, that's supposed to be really good. It was really good the chicken place

They like it chicken. I love chicken. It's fried. It's fried chicken. Oh, that's good. It's a fried chicken. That's their signature dish

Really just a bucket of fried chicken. Oh, yeah, it would have fucking knocked your socks off honestly

We should have gone there for your birthday. Oh, that would be cool. Coca-dack is actually French for KFC

So it's a fancy version of that French for a cheeky Nando's run. Yeah, you guys didn't do Nando's out there

We didn't do shit. How do you not get a cheeky Nando? I went to Evelina in Brooklyn in Fort Green last night. How was it? They have a Nagroni menu

Is that why you were that's I love it right up here. Yeah, let's write up your own another reason I went was because

They have two very early commissioned murals

From the artist who's painting I bought what the fuck painting did you buy why are you talking about this painting like I know about this painting

What painting is amazing? I've been I've been on the hunt for a piece of hers for four years and they always sell out

It's like who paintings are keep

I think it's a fun joke. That's a funny joke 85 million why because she's the woman's painter. You could think

Do my building my apartment building they got Georgia O'Keefe everywhere. It's as we just got vaginas all over the lobby

She is very pussy forward. Yeah

There's a

At the Brooklyn Museum there's like

There's a table of 27 it's like 27 women and every plate is a is like just a different pussy

Yeah, it's just like 20 27 vaginas and then there's like I respect George. The Georgia O'Keefe one is like the it's like the centerpiece

Of course apex predator vagina. So you're dropping you're dropping just money on

Paintings about one about one what happened to the spectrum painting or the the samsung painting the what the samsung

The fake frame the TV frame

What happened to that just get that

You're buying five thousand dollars hold on a minute hold on hold on

Okay, slow down. I deleted Facebook marketplace and Facebook for my phone because I was spending too much time

Haggling with people for shit. Yeah, that said

I am desperately trying to replace all of my light switch plates which are plastic and white with brass or titanium

Nobs and dimmers and I've spoken and said this and I could really use the help of a licensed electrician

Happy to pay in son of a boy dad merch

um

What does this have to do with the samsung frame or the Georgia O'Keefe that you bought well, we're getting there

We're getting there

I didn't want the I haven't done the samsung frame. Yeah, because that's gonna go in the bedroom

And I don't know I don't know if I want a TV in the bedroom

Well, that's why it doubles down as a painting. Yeah

I just couldn't make up my mind on that yet. We'll get there

But is it isn't like a thousand bucks? You can get them on Facebook marketplace for like you can trade them for like a couch or something

trade them for a painting you barbed it for the some magic beans for them. Yeah

But who's this who's this uh painting uh, yeah, so

The I saw her work like four years ago in that restaurant. I really liked it

She's also done a bunch of paintings in fukets in New York. Mm-hmm. Do you ever been there? Yeah, I've not that place is fancy

I've never actually really spent time there. That place is too fancy for me and nice

It's a little casual for my liking

Well, you're black talks

Too fancy for me. I don't like it. It's a hotel in New York where I think I think it's like a it's just spend a night there

It's like 24 hundred bucks. Yeah, damn it's crazy, but um she's got some cool work in there

And so I've been wanting a piece of hers but to buy a painting from a lot of these emerging artists

Is similar to buying a watch where you can't just walk into the gallery and buy one. Yeah, you have to establish a relationship

Which I think that's so dumb just take the money. Well, no, but hold on all of the paintings are actually accounted for

and unlike a Rolex or whatever

A painter can only paint

X amount of paintings a year. So maybe she does two shows a year five six paintings

Yeah, popular all of those will be accounted for by people who have been following the artist

And have been on the list to try to buy for a while

So it took me four years to finally get to a position where I got

Building the relationship. I got first pick of this batch

What and I want to get first I need to see what these paintings look like Andy Denkin

Can we look up Andy Denkin not only can you look up Andy Denkin, but you can probably find the piece that I bought

Andy Denkin's Andy i.e

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Yeah, that oh, I bought a piece from him. I think it's a woman or her

Yeah, you go to the bit whatever one of these big scenes. I do the dining scene a lot

Good what I like these a lot

This is the Simpsons. This is like the Simpsons opening credit. Yeah

Yeah, I like these scenes. Oh, I fuck with that. They're huge

Uh, and they're kind of scenes of dining and festivity and sort of uh, scroll art

Sure

It probably is girl art, but no, I like it. It's warm. I don't know. I don't know a whole lot about art

I don't know shit. It looks great. It feels great. I don't think that you I liked it in the I liked it in that restaurant

And I've liked the stuff she's made since then. So I finally was able to buy one it uh

Do you want me to tell you the price? It was that ghost. It's a 25,000. No, 16

Wow, which is a lot which is a lot. I mean, it's like you could get like two and a couple of

Two espresso machines. Well, you're right. I'm selling blood these days. Oh, yeah, yeah, sells selling blood

selling sperm

Yeah, take my body, but I

But I bought this before I

I decided to buy this before I made the promise to myself to save money. So then

Oh, man, there was another artist that came for you ever thought about just like

Putting your own little getting your own little work on top of it

What do you think anyone's ever like bought a painting? I mean like I'm just gonna fix

To touch that up a little like this part

Um just draw like some titties on one of these women

There's another artist then who you know, once you get into this like world. It's like anything where all of a sudden

You have like a advisor like an art advisor

And they say like hey, by the way, I've given your tastes. We have these other

These are by way these are called emerging artists like I can't buy

Established artists. No, no, no, I mean the art world. Yeah, like Rothko's are selling it south of these auctions right now

53 million. Yeah, yeah, it's a little much, you know, you get your baskets. Yeah, it's whatever

On and on it's yeah, climped just set the record

Who's those kind of paintings that where it's like one type of hill to have like a

Or like a classic thing and then like something modern painted over the top of it

But that dude is so big that he'll he like he doesn't do his own art

He just has like people working on his art like teams are just working underneath him on his art

That's don't it's insane. It's franchise. Yeah, it's like having physicians assistants and thinking that you're gonna go see the actual doctor

Right, you just have a first year medical student a decade. Yeah, exactly. You have residents. Yeah, you're just seeing residents

It's a crazy world. I can't believe you're in the art world. Well, I'm not this you are I pumped the brakes

I got one and I'm gonna now I'm gonna wait a long time, but

That took an amount of willpower that was crazy because

I was immediately put on to another artist that I kind of discovered myself. Can we look up this guy

Casey Bolding B-O-L-D-I-N-G. I think you guys this is more male art, right? So check out some of his stuff

He's got seen some Colorado

Go down a little. I think there's some cool ones. There's like some yeah, I mean some of this stuff is really cool

Really textural. Yeah

You know, how much did one of these of the West? How did you and how did you discover him?

Uh, I'm on an email list for one of these galleries and they're like, hey, there's this new and they I get one a wee. You got an email

Yeah, but

But you got an email of someone else saying check out this guy's art. I ignored I ignored 90 first. That's literally how Christopher Columbus found America

I'm not gonna talk for the rest of the

No, it's funny. I think finding an artist is such a is such a flex

I thought I found an artist one time can you look up a guy named Brandon Deener one time I was walking out of a waffle house

And I saw this dude the sketching on napkins and I was like I need a

Like I need like I need one of these. Oh shit. It was just like what he was drawing on the napkin

And he was like I'm not like selling them and I was like I just want one of them like I give you 20 bucks for it or something

I didn't know who he was and he was like no and then I was I was walking out

He like walked up like stop me and like handed me a napkin that he had drawn on

and uh and then I he had like a Nike collab this year or something

I think he's like blowing up. He kind of just blew you out of the water Francis

That's how you just

This guy was writing on nap. He was drawing on napkins when Rowan found them

They didn't even have a piece of paper to be really similar to how Harry Potter was written

I think you're mistaking Brandon Deener with JK Rowling

But and then he was like and the the goblins are going to be Jewish

I was like oh fuck it's a good idea Brandon

But that the they you know they think they do they listen. I'm a sucker for scarcity. Yeah

I get I succumbed to scarcity and urgency right as soon as someone tells me like

By the way, we didn't think you know because I have been I had inquired

I was like hey Casey Bowen. I like this guy like what are the prices do you have anything available?

And they're like we don't have anything. He just did a show in LA all of his paintings sold out in a fucking second

In fact, there was a long list and then for the next show, which is gonna be in September

He's gonna probably have whatever five or six paintings. There's a list of a hundred people

Who are like presumably billionaires. Yeah, who we're all gonna get one. They probably don't even go

Go to how dare you ask right and you're like ah fuck all right well so be it

And then I don't know where an email comes where it's like

I never I never thought that we would we just found this in the studio

Someone who is leaving the country had to sell it back. They can't carry it with them

I sensed your passion. Yeah, so they emailed you directly

Yeah, they texted you texted me that's great

Is there is there any chance that like the first email was an art director trying to

Where an art agent trying to drum up interests and then finding out that you're interested in being like you won't believe it like the last one

Maybe no, but but no here's the thing you can check and see that all the the paintings from the show did sell

You can see that yeah, and you can see that you know

There's an app called artsy that kind of kind of shows you some of the sales history

So you have a sense and then you can see if like artists are trending upwards

And then then she's like she's given me all the right pitch, you know

I'm up. She's like even if this isn't the painting you necessarily want like I worry that if you wait a year

His prices will be out of reach

He's heading in a certain direction. This is a very good investment blah blah blah. I'm like

It's now or never investment. It's now or never. So what did you do? Do you buy it? I hemmed in hot

I I I went I went back and forth. I didn't sleep. Yeah, and I finally on the plane home yesterday

I sent an incredibly apologetic message saying

I cannot do this. Yeah, I'm sorry. I'm out. I can't do it. Yeah, and she was really cool. She understood but

I'll tell you what

That was the first instance

Of

Self-restraint that I've had on buying something in

Since I won the internet invitation

It has been full blown

Like spray shooting from

Since that fucking money came in. Yeah, where are you gonna display it? Are you gonna are these investments to you? Are they? No

No, look no, I don't know anything about art. So I want to buy stuff that I like. Yeah

Yeah, I can't I can't be in the game for the investment purpose of it

It's a tough game to be in because you're going against the richest and like they got nothing to fucking do with their money as people

Correct. And it's just they're like these upper west side people who have

Apartments where they can maybe display six pieces of art

And then they're just rotating the hundred pieces of art that they have and like like it sits in a warehouse

It's like a nasty like yeah putting the yeah

Light under a bushel type story. I like

You know, I just like what I like and I don't I don't necessarily think I have good taste or anything like that, but uh

You know this by the way again, I understand that $16,000 is an absurd amount of money. Yeah, that's a lot of money. I gulped

Yeah, gulped when I had that right but

Um if this is the new okey though true

I still be able to enjoy it for some time

I I will say

That when you are starting to get these emails and you're in these fucking

Galleries you got it you're going through and you like I'm like I've never heard of this person

You click on it and you scroll down you're like oh, I like their work

And then the first one comes up with a price and it's like

1.2 million. Yeah, yeah, I get the fuck out of here. This isn't good. Why is this why is this so expensive when I first moved to my apartment

That I live in now I tried to buy I was trying to buy shit and I was like looking and I was like

I'd be like oh, this is cool and then yeah, you'd just be like oh, okay

That's more money than I've ever had ever there is something

Every year there is something in New York called the affordable art fair

Yeah, where every single piece of art is under 10,000 which I mean there's there's stuff for 400 bucks

Yeah, yeah, right? So that is a cool thing to go to it's it's well curated. There's cool like

Some trash in there though

My Bob Dylan painting my Bob Dylan painting. I bought for 300. That's pretty cool. I know it's found the guy online

That's awesome. What makes the artists art valuable? Is it the demand or the story? It's like uh or a combination

I think it's a combination of skill

marketing

scarcity

Timing but like we're 50 cent needed like to get shot nine times and then he started selling his art

Yeah, you know like is there something about the artist that's timing timing and story, right? So like what's the story of like a artist

It's like oh, they're doing fucking

Crazy stuff with or I just don't like you know you you

Hear about someone that was I don't think Van Gogh popped off until he cut his ear off

I thought he didn't pop off till after he was dead. I think it was right around the same time

Oh, I don't think you lived much longer after the year you eat if you cut off an ear you bleed out

That's how he died. That's how he died

Shoot himself on accident the only way to survive cutting off your ears. You cut the other one off

Balance the balance the flow because otherwise the old coming out one side

Yeah, or you lay on your side like you're doing one of those ear candles to get the wax out

Just keeps the blood inside your head like a jack o'lantern

I'm pretty sure he shot himself

There you go. Yeah

I have no idea I'm more of a sazon guy myself

sazon was way more sane because a good movie about Van Gogh and it's all in the style

It's all like paintings the whole movie. It's like in the style of his art. It's good. Yeah

That's isn't that the one where he's like boys with sazon sazon's like you got a fucking chill dude

You gotta stop fucking cutting your ears off dude. No one's gonna take your art serious

You don't fucking stop this

It was like James Island Bob they had a they had a cool van Gogh

Thing along the water remember that yes in um

I don't know what the fuck that's called. What is that part of two bridges

That neighborhood of New York

Like east of Chinatown is it a seaport? No, it's in it was north of the seaport north of the Manhattan bridge

Then that in that weird building into which or very near which that

Boat with all the Mexican sailors crashed. Was that where they were from? Yeah, yeah, they were from Mexico. Yes, they were

They had a van Gogh exhibit there. Yeah. Yeah, it was cool. I went wasn't yeah, they had all kinds of like

Big projections massive paintings and funky shit

If you love Van Gogh, you should go to the Frick collection of the Upper East Side. I'll have to

It's not overwhelming and annoying as a museum. It's it's doable

Yeah, I'm trying to get into more museums. That one's worth going to yeah, I went to the one in

What there's like a movie museum in in a story. Yeah, that's pretty cool

Should go to the Frick the Frick's like an all-star collection check out the Frick

They've got Rembrandts and Vermeers. They'll have to check out the Frick

That sounds like some shit that was seized from the Nazis or something

Yeah, it feels like it and you can do the whole thing in an hour

Yeah, whereas they all do it is overwhelming. I think the Metropolitan Museum of Art is overwhelmed. Yeah, fuck them at

What about the moma though? Fuck the mama also the moma I the moma is like

That has all these modern people that you like some of them are cool

Tell me he didn't just say the mama

I'm more of a good hug man

Uh, I don't I don't want you to say that we're done because I'm enjoying our talk. No, no

I'm not I got I got plenty more to say what makes you buy a jacket like that because I love it

And I love that you did. I just don't know what catches your eye. I got to the airport early

I felt like shit

Said I need some new swag in a way. I'm going home empty handed. I didn't get any swag the whole time

Like I try to get some swag at the event, but everything was a small by the time we got there. Yeah, it's like by the

I said I said I was like why do they even have smalls like there's not a single person here that wears a small

Everyone's a double XL

It's insane. Was there kids there?

No, I feel like I saw kids on the last day, but not really now

And is it like are you guys in

Mixing with all the other games the gamers we were it this was like I think the biggest event that was happening was cod

Got it, but there's other games and there's around there's a lot of other games

We got to out we like the last day we walked around I walked there's like a big jenga thing right

Jenga. Yeah, oh, there might have been I don't know. It's a very big venue

They were saying that cod was overfished and the worry was that

It because it's what is used for fish and chips. They were gonna have to switch it. Right fish. Right. Oh, they switch it to

Angler

Halibut maybe not halibut. No, maybe haddock. Yeah, probably or or some other kind of flaky white fish haddock would might work

I think the the miso glazed cod at

Nobo nobo isn't actually cod is that so can we look up what the miso glazed cod the what fish that actually is?

I think I just saw that recently the miso glazed cod

Invitational featuring omit. Yeah, and bush at the

What was that fucking was the gaming thing called

All right, dream hack dream hack get dream hack the next event. We're going to his dream hack as well. Sable fish

Sable it's sable fish the wrestler

The English people are nuts

Yeah, they had your hand click. I've never seen. Yeah, people were like there was like fights. Oh, yeah

There's a fight and I went to the bathroom and the dude was hiding in one of the stalls

And there was security all outside of the bathroom just waiting for him to get out

They couldn't go in though. No, they like went in and they saw and they just were they just stood outside and waited for him

Because he was going because he was gonna have to leave the bathroom eventually and they wanted to give him privacy

They wanted. I think they wanted to arrest him. No, it's international waters in the bathroom. Can't arrest somebody. We thought I have jurisdiction

Well, he's in the stall. So it's like there was the bathrooms. I mean they're fucking

The grosser than you've ever seen in your life. Yeah, yeah, the Lou

The Lou. Yeah, the fucking Lou

Did you did you have to you didn't use any British terminology? None. Thank except for one, you know, there's a there's one funny one

Oh, yeah, sick to see. Yeah, yeah

Got to got to got to you got to spam that

Yeah

There's something on the menu

Which I'll just say it. I mean, it was called the it was called the big it was called the I took a photo of it

The meaty pork faggots. That's what it was. Come on. It's where to go

I took a photo. You really just jumps out the fucking picture

I mean I'm not gonna show it to you guys. I'm sure you believe me. I believe you

Did you get it? No, I didn't you know that that's not even they don't actually use faggots for that. It's actually sable fish

Really? Yeah

It's actually not that at all. Damn. What it was it is that is it like bangers and mash type of deal

I don't know. I'm wanting to order it

Why not because it was like scary to say did this in any way

And still in you a desire to see more of the world or did it make you want to spend more time at home

It's just when you're when you're out of the country like that and you have a bad day

All you're thinking about is like I got to get back to America

It's so much better. Yeah

It's not even that. It's just like your home. Yeah. Yeah. That's has nothing. It doesn't really have anything to do

No, I like what you said. I feel like 15 months ago

Like we should son of a boy dad should go to Ireland or something like that

How do you wouldn't even wouldn't even have to have the obligations of what oh we could just go we could just go

We could yeah, yeah, that'd be cool. We could definitely just we could have fishing chips week. Yeah. Yeah

What if we went to Machu Picchu?

Patagonia because then we can do some fishing too

Where's Machu Picchu?

Machu Picchu is in Peru. Yeah. Oh, is that bad? It's not bad. No, no, that's not that's not

But we can do it. We could hit him both we could hit one and then and then go down

I think that's how that works

My old lady. I don't think it's like if I went to Patagonia

You can hike from Machu Picchu down to Patagonia. No, I'm sure you can

Definitely

It's all connected pretty long way take a long time. Yeah, let's go to Argentina

Tyler would you do me a favor and just

Google maps how long it would take for us to walk from Machu Picchu to

To Patagonia. I think that the nearest Patagonia so we can get

There might be a Patagonia in Machu Picchu. No, no, no, I don't mean that literally just to Patagonia. Sorry. Sorry

4,000 kilometers. Oh, we don't have time for that. Why?

Three to five weeks of walking like six episodes

I guess we could we could probably record while we're walking like that movie where you get shot if you stop walking

Do you see that the longest walk or something? Okay, the longest you are to buy a place

What's that one? What's the Japanese one old boy games? Hmm squeaky games

That was a moment. They shoot you if you stop walking in that

If you stop watching

We try to think of like what else happened those like

I did a member guest that I performed at a member guest this weekend. What did you do last weekend too?

I did one in early March and then I did one this weekend. Okay. How do you go?

This one went much better. Yeah. Yeah, well, they really they really set it up well

They actually put chairs out to orient people towards me and they had

They had let everyone know that I was coming

So I was the entertainment. Yeah, yeah, whereas on the first one I was kind of like a surprise

Where was it? This one was in Florida. It would be it's where we would go

To to where we're gonna go for fish week. Oh really. Yeah, hell yeah

Which is it which is in three weeks. Yeah. Yeah

That's right. Yeah, it was cool

That you think they listened to the episode of your about the last member guest and we're like

Hey, let's maybe self-assess and we let's do it right. It could well be. It could last minute booking

No, no, I had a book but it's my dad's club and then and then we played in the tournament together

My dad and me. Oh, that's fun. And I was so bad at golf

That it was shameful. Yeah, it's how I feel about everything

Dude

But here's the problem is like

I don't know understand if this problem afflicts other golfers, but we can't play in the northeast from

Mid-October or whatever November 1st call it to April 1st. Yeah

That's six months six months of the year where I don't really pick up a club

Maybe I'll go play one weekend in Florida or some shit

And at the end of October

I was playing the best golf of my entire life

This past year was the best that I've ever been in the summer. I got down to a two and a half index

Abe is an ape. I don't want to hear about it. I'm just saying you guys should bad apple. No, Abe's a good guy

Great guy. All right fine. You guys should play

He well, I would Abe's a superstar

Nothing like Darnell

Darnell

Dolor

What's his name Dylan?

Byron Byron Byron left which

Um, I like Byron. Yeah. Yeah, but here's the thing right. So this

tournament

does something that I actually

Love which is that for the guests

They take your low handicap index from the last 12 months

As a way to prevent people from cheating. Oh wow because coming into tournaments like this often

Player will inflate their handicap and run it all the way up

So that they come into the tournament and can get strokes off the lower players

And then they are having they have a huge advantage. It's called that sandbagging. Yeah. Yeah. That's what exactly what that is

And some some places will

Say we're gonna take we're gonna

Saw we're gonna cap your index from whatever two months ago any whatever it was then if you've gone up

Three strokes since then you're we're coming at that to take the low index of the last 12 months is quite severe

Yeah, specifically for people from the Northeast who

They took my index from July

Yeah, when I was training for the internet invitation on playing like fucking me to practicing four days a week five days a week

And now I have in swan and club in four months. Yeah, so

The our whole flight was stroking off of me they were all getting strokes off of me

All of that

That's where you draw the one. I've been saying how attracted to you. I am the entire that's more direct

You started stroking off a whole flight. He said everyone was stroking you off beat beef stroking off

So anyway, they were getting strokes off of me. Yeah, I guess no way to say that not gay

And they

Because my dad the other the other thing I don't know if any of this is fucking interesting

No, I'm interested the other thing was that my dad we're bonus time now, right?

So if you're still listening and you're mad at the way that this is going now fucking go outside

But my my dad is like a 15 index and because I was two and a half

They had this other rule, which was that no partners can be more than a 10 stroke differential

So they brought my dad down

Oh, okay, because bringing you why don't you bring you to five?

Because then if somebody was like if there was a it benefits only you guys and hurts everybody else

Yes, I see which meant that not only not only was I playing an insanely low handicap

But I'm nowhere near

But my dad was also having to play at a lower handicap than he should have been

And he's been playing and that's his honest handicap. He's a 15. So

We were in this flight kind of in the middle of the field, right where

It's combined indexes of the two teams. So you know if we were

Fucking 14 or 15 together

You know most of the guys were sevens and eights. Yeah, or a guy's is seven or an eight or a six and a nine on a team

Whatever and me playing off two and a half

Against the six index who is actually a six yeah right now. Yeah, and he's getting three to four strokes on me

Those guys were obliterating me. Yeah. Yeah, that's pretty cool

I mean, they're paring everything

And I have to birdie holes just to tie them. Yeah, that's ridiculous. Did you were you explaining it to them during it?

Well, I do got these guys were really cool

And I just I mean most of them did a lot of them did know who I was

So I wanted to be like listen, just I want to make it clear like I don't suck ass like this

Yeah, no not even that like this is my this is not a vanity handicap. This is where I was at

In July. Yeah, and I haven't played in four months and everyone got that

But but also people aren't mad at me. They're thrilled

Because they're getting yes, they're smoking it. They can kill me. Yeah, yeah

So like getting a laugh out of it, too

They're like we got to play with Francis laugh the entire time drink with him and we get to beat the dummy him

I mean, they were dude that like I was

I was hitting irons off T's on par fours just to try to play the whole and snap hooking them into the woods

I had a whole I had a box of balls. Yeah, I lost twice the worst. I would played five nine hole matches

I lost 26 balls

Over over fucking whatever. That's a worse 54 holes. Yeah, and

The

My dad though played exceptionally well really 45 holes my dad played really really well

Which is what kept us in it and we actually finished second in our flight

But the team that won our flight was way way ahead of everyone. Yeah, but the show went well. It was fun

That's awesome. How how pissed for you when you were like

Relative to how pissed you got about like the content you were talking about earlier

How pissed for you about losing a golf or was it just like oh not at all. I wasn't really pumped. I mean

You know, I just sucked. I was annoyed with myself for sucking

But like I know why yeah, and I know that by June or July I'll be back to being good again. Yeah, it'll probably come back faster

But here's what I don't understand I don't understand if

Everyone in the Northeast is afflicted by this problem

like I'm truly

Seven or eight

Strokes worse on my index now that I was

Three or four days in a row. I don't know man. I just did play for three days in a row and it did last but all

You weren't better at all. I was worse at the end. Yeah, that can happen

I feel like most dudes who were like a two or a three golf is their only hobby

So they derive their identity from playing golf even through the winter because they're like I got to keep my shit

Low and you're doing other things you're on the road for things that aren't even golf dude

It's truly the case that like I put the clubs in the in the basement and I don't I don't touch a golf club

You got to get it same for months instead of a painting next time just buy a sim for one of your walls

But it's like why why is this a sport that I have to start from

Scratch at the beginning of the season again. Why don't they relearn it? It's because it's such a fine-tuned sport

I have a I have a different theory

I have a different theory. What is it? So one of my you Dustin our buddy. Yeah. Yeah, of course Dustin is

Plus one. Yeah played it Notre Dame

He doesn't play in the winter really. Yeah, when he comes back in the spring

He yeah, he's a little rusty

He gets back mom he gets back pretty quick. It's because he grew up playing. Yeah, yeah

So so he had it from a young as a kid. He was playing and he was very good as a kid

Tennis I grew up playing tennis. Mm-hmm. I don't play tennis that frequently. Yeah, when I get back on the court

I'm just as good as I was the last time I played four months ago

And I think that's because I played it as a kid in my whole life

So all that muscle memory is ingrained in me. Whereas golf I learned after college

I kind of got into the sport when I was like 24 25. Yeah. Yeah, you just haven't been doing it long enough

To to keep that muscle memory like I don't think I'm ever gonna get there

You will. I think I need to move somewhere warm so I can play you around. No, I think you got to get a sim

I think that this is the end of my time in New York or if you just move to you could just move to Chicago

I don't like playing on a sim

Chicago's even worse. What are you talking about? They have the sim that the office. Yeah, that's a great sim

I need to be outside. I like the birds. Yeah. Yeah, so like Kewa or like how far south I think if I could move anywhere

I'd move to California. What was with that text that you sent us the other day?

I don't know what you're talking about where you were like I know we're all keen on staying in New York

And I really think we should

I was like what? Like I wasn't planning on moving

Yeah, that's what he said. We're keen on it. That's what I was saying

It seemed like you were like reassuring yourself on like we're not moving

Sometimes I said messages to our group chat where I don't I don't even know that I'm sending

I was so confused

He was like you were trying to talk me and rone down from moving and I was like I didn't think we were moving

You guys are often like you know

I'm like we should get to watch you beat you

Yeah, I feel like I've always been on the stand up. Yeah, I'm like yeah, I'm staying in New York

Yeah, and he's a part of my that's what he said

I'm like, hey, I know you guys are always on this stance and here's another reason

Yeah, I think it's a good idea. No, it was good. My reason was that I we we get really good guests for the pod because we're in New York. Yeah, definitely

I don't know why you brought that up

That's a weird thing to say because now you're talking about moving to fucking

Kuwait or some shit. I don't even know where you say California. Yeah, yeah, that's where's that the Middle East

That's all I'm saying my my Yemen. I'm kidding

None of this is real

I don't know also also I spent the weekend also playing with my oh my god

My neat my niece and nephew and like I broke barriers with them. Yeah

Um, which I kind of felt bad about why well because

My brother and mother dad is deployed. Oh, yeah, and it's like should I have let

Him be the one like I taught my niece how to body surf

I'm sure he'll be fine with that. He was great. He was grateful. Yeah, but

Like I don't want him to come back from where he is and find that his daughter's now like fluent in Spanish

Backflips and it's like playing wall ball with a little cross

And he's like who the fuck did tie you this?

Uncle Francis

Yeah, I got one handicap

And you don't ever hear that story. You hear the story of like the the Jeff from next door. Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly

It's just a woman. Yeah, the the woman like bang some guy. You don't hear that like another it's probably best case scenario

That's Uncle Francis probably

Okay, last thing

My nephew Theo, uh, you know, he's reserved. Yeah, sorry Theo Vaughn. Nice. Just good riff. It was a good riff

I don't hear it

Really bad riff. Yeah, but um, I'm gonna rescue it because

I was in the ocean with him and he's quite reserved so he's shy and and again, I'm like

Trying to bond with with these awesome kids and finally

I got we invented this game where I would

He jumped the waves and

And the waves were coming in it was kind of kind of rough and as the waves were coming in

I would pretend that the waves were like throwing them up in the air and so each with each wave

I would just pick him up and throw him up. He's got a way like

45 pounds. So like less than a kettlebell. That's a new. I was not thinking about

What I was doing. What do you send him to? I know

I

Had so much back pain

From playing this game with my nephew for three nights. Yeah, I was waking up in the middle of the night

Because I was when I took a deep breath. Oh, I would wake up and pain Jesus

What that explains that the 10 handicap though. Yeah, that's why what it is

If I had if I had thought about what I was doing and had treated him truly as a cat about

Yeah, I would have

Lean into having or form. Yeah, and I would have been totally fine. It sounds like you were going to arms

I was yeah, and I was just so caught up in the glee of playing with this child that I let the form go to help. Yeah

So did you fly past did you fly back? Did you run into any like ice on the flight back? Oh great question Ron

Yes, like the ice agents, bro

Fort Myers Airport

Florida. Yeah

The guys that were pushing the bags through the teas like this on through the x-ray were ice agents. Yeah

And they were wearing you know, the brown. Yeah, they were at La Guardia when I flew out. They had they had

Bulletproof vests on. Yeah, but then they were wearing like

Who was like Jews? Yeah, who was and like they had that though

There's like random mohawk. Yeah, yeah air cut necktats. Yeah

It's not a good crew. I don't think those guys are I don't think those guys are

It's all the unemployed dudes

It was just the unemployed guy. Yeah, it was just the guys who like they who are up for a job right now

Yeah, fuck there's like these guys are working in airports now

Well, it's like a if they're gonna do it like you may as well just get anyone back there. Yeah, like they're not trained for that

Yeah, but that's I think that's the rest of airport security. Yeah, I wouldn't be like oh, yeah

They're I think it's like an intimidation thing. It's like the replacement ref

Moment in the NFL. Yeah, yeah, everyone was like I don't ever realize how important actual TSA people were

Yeah, until these like high school reps and dads came into that like have guns for some reason

Packers are winning on Hail Mary's or whatever that play was right right there's something in the back of the end zone

Change the call. I was ridiculous. It's not a bomb. Yeah

Yeah, it's weird when they're walking around just with like when I saw them when they were at LaGuardia

They weren't even doing that. They were just standing there

Just like looking at the ground like cuz they get there