The Falcon - The Case of the Cautious Cousin

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The adventures of the Falcon.

Hello? Yes, this is the Falcon speaking. Oh, Millie.

Thanks for calling, Angel. You'll have to make it some other night.

Tonight I'm tied up with a family that's anxious to care,

shin on a rich uncle's inheritance. And from the way things are going,

looks like it's going to be relatively dangerous.

You met the Falcon first in his best selling novels. Then you saw him in his

thrilling motion picture series. Now join him on the air when the Falcon solves

the case of the cautious cousin.

And oh, the case of the cautious cousin.

It's early Wednesday evening in New York, and Salah faced Brian Sherman,

who has just entered his apartment. Joe's a bottle containing a clear liquid to his wife,

clear. Well, clear, there it is. Looks harmless, doesn't it?

Hard to believe there's enough in the etiquilla dozen men.

And you're sure nothing can go wrong?

Not a chance. I've read everything published on it. I know exactly how it acts.

Five drops will kill a normal man in two to four hours.

It gives us plenty of time, leeway. And that amount would never be tasted in the cocktail.

Well, then I guess we're ready to call, Ernest.

I already did. He'll be here tomorrow at four for cocktails.

Good. Do you want me to be here?

No, it'll look better if I'm alone when wearing comes.

Who's wearing?

Michael Wearing is a private detective.

Is he the one they call the Falcon?

Oh, I see. You've heard of him.

Oh, naturally. He has quite a reputation. Isn't it a little dangerous getting him involved?

Suppose he finds out?

Oh, he won't. I have everything planned too well.

And calling him is part of the plan. The necessary clincher.

Well, if you're sure you know what you're doing.

I'm sure. Nothing'll go wrong. This plan of mine is worth a million dollars.

And I mean that literally.

I hope you're making that drive, Brian.

You know, I like my mighty Dini's very dry.

Yes, Ernest.

I think you'll find these are the way you like them.

There.

Oh, I'll just put an olive oil. I would do that.

Well, I'm glad it's the empty one.

Ernest, will you go in the dining room and get me another glass while I brush this up?

All right. Where will I find it?

You'll see the glass.

I'll find it.

Find them?

Yes, here they are.

Good.

You know, that little accident wasn't necessary.

Or to take something via nerves, Brian. Not looking well, not well at all.

I've been working too hard, I guess.

Now that Uncle George isn't well.

Yes, I know. It's a strain on all of us.

But gotta keep up our health, fresh air, exercise.

That's the secret. Look at me. 45, fit as a fiddle.

Long walk, guys.

I'm going to have a good time.

I mean, 45, fit as a fiddle.

Long walk every day for breakfast, that doesn't.

You ought to try it. Here's your glass.

Thanks.

Just a second till I throw this in the waste basket.

There we are.

Now.

And, uh, incidentally, Brian, you might go a little easier on that stuff.

An occasional cocktail now and then won't hurt, but moderation,

as the word enlarged doses, that stuff's poison.

You all right?

When it's taken to access.

Oh.

I understand you and Claire have been hitting it a little heavy lately.

Not wise.

Now try to watch it.

Now, Ernest, here's your poison.

Thanks.

Well, dry enough.

Yes, seems to be.

Well, I don't see how you can tell by that little sit.

I like to nurse a drink along.

Last longer, that way.

Keeps you from drinking too much.

Another one of your hints?

It's a thought.

Now, uh, just what did you want to see me about?

Uncle George.

What are we going to do about him?

Don't see there's anything we can do.

Do you think we can trust his judgment?

His health's failing.

We'll just have to watch him and keep him from doing anything foolish.

But his house is in order.

Will's made out leaving everything to you and me.

We're already running the business.

I know, but look, you're not touching your drink.

Is anything the matter with it?

I'll get around to it.

Well, I wish you would.

I'm trying to never move.

So I want to see how you like it.

More likely you want to encourage me to be a topper than I can't lecture.

That it?

No, no, really.

I just want to do it.

Excuse me, I'll be right back.

Hello?

I'd like to speak to Brian Sherman, please.

Speaking?

Hello, Sherman. This is Mike Wearing.

Oh, yes, Mr. Wearing. What is it?

Something's come up.

I may have to be a little late.

But I was counting on you to be here at 6.45.

I've made all arrangements.

What arrangements?

Oh, well, I mean, I have plans for the evening.

And I kind of want to have time to talk to you.

I see.

All right, I'll make it.

You're sure.

If it's so important, believe me, Mr. Wearing, it is.

All right, be saying it.

Yes, yes, goodbye.

Wearing, do I know him?

No, I don't think so, Ernest.

Well, what's it all about?

Nothing that concerns you, you wouldn't be interested.

Well, now what were you saying about Uncle?

A just a minute.

Well, I put my drink.

Here it is, on the table, next to mine.

Oh, yes.

You still haven't touched yours.

Good heavens, man, you make such a mess.

It's just that I win.

I know, I know, I know, I know.

You the moves.

Very well, it'll make you happy.

Here's to a long and prosperous life.

Mr. Wearing, that's right.

Come in.

Thanks.

I'm Brian Sherman.

Sorry, I have to be so insistent about your being on time,

but I have a dinner engagement in a little while,

and I don't want to keep the folks waiting.

Well, it's your dime, so you call the plays.

Well, from what I've heard of you, Mr. Wearing,

you don't work for dimes.

Now, from the look of this place,

you can afford more than dimes.

Now, why am I here?

I wanted to see you about my cousin, Ernest.

He and I, as far as I know, are the only

heirs to our uncle's estate.

That'd be George Sherman, the industrialist?

Oh, yes, yes, that's right.

Definitely not dimes.

No.

No, it's millions.

That's why I...

What's the matter?

I don't know.

It's just I feel a little funny, all of a sudden.

But I'll be all right now.

What was I saying?

You were telling me about your cousin, Ernest?

Yes, yes.

He was here a little while ago, and he had a...

Oh, and why am I getting so sleepy?

And I'm going to get you a shot of brandy.

I don't know.

That's what...

That's how I...

It must be...

Sherman!

Homicide, Sergeant Corbus, for you.

Hello, Corbus, this is Mike Wearing.

So it's not my lucky day.

What do you want, Wearing?

Not a thing.

But there's been a murder attempt

in the people of the state of New York

expect you to do your duty.

I'll come as just an attempt.

Bum-Aim.

Bum timing.

It was a poison job.

I barged in while the victim was still kicking

took him to a hospital.

That's where I'm calling from now.

What can he talk?

Well, not right now.

They're still manning the stomach pump.

But it won't be long.

I'll be right over.

I'll stay put, Wearing.

I want to talk to you, too.

Oh, sorry, Corbus, I can't wait.

Now, was that any way to talk?

You want to give the idea you don't like me?

Like you?

Are you on my favorite cop?

You know that, Corbus?

If I ever commit a murder,

I can't imagine anyone I'd rather have a sign

to the case.

You can go.

I can go follow up a lead.

That's why I have to rush away.

I'll meet you at the rush net, okay?

What can I say?

You can say, okay.

So long, Corbus.

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Yes?

I'd like to see Ernest Sherman, please.

I'm sorry. He can't see anyone just now.

It's important.

He's too upset. He's just received some terrible news about his cousin.

Well, that's what I want to see him about.

What do you know about it?

Not enough. I was hoping your husband could tell me more.

What is it, Roode?

Someone about Brian.

Can't see him.

I told him.

Wait, what? Tell him how to go away.

Said he didn't want to see anybody.

That's what I love.

A man of firm determination.

Come in.

Thank you.

How do you do some?

I'm Ernest Sherman.

I understand you want to see me about Brian.

That's right.

Well, I just got a call from the hospital.

They tell me he tried to kill himself.

Did he?

What do you mean?

Are you trying to suggest?

Trying to find out.

Just what made you come here?

I thought you might help.

When's the last time you saw your cousin?

A couple of days ago.

Why?

I don't look now, but there's a liar in the Sherman family.

Don't be imputent.

Don't blow your lid. Maybe Brian's the liar.

Eh?

He said you saw him today.

When did he tell you that?

Just before he passed out.

Oh, that means you were there.

That's right.

Well, then, Mr.

I don't believe you told me your name.

I don't believe I did. It's Mike Wearing.

Wearing? You're the one who phone Brian.

Thought you didn't see Brian today.

Well, today's the only time I phone him.

Well, anyway, you know I left. I wasn't there when you got there.

That's right.

Oh, I couldn't have given the poison. Why not?

Some poison's actually slowly.

Really?

Didn't you know him?

You still haven't told me why you came here.

Brian wanted to hire me to check up on you.

He was afraid of you.

That's ridiculous.

He's in the hospital.

I had nothing to do with it.

And I resent your implications.

I'm just doing a job.

I don't like the way you're doing it.

Don't argue with a manist.

No use. Can't you see?

You came here with his mind already made up.

Did I?

That's obvious.

If you knew in us,

you know he wouldn't harm a fly.

It's not a fly that's been harmed.

Tell me something wearing.

You took Brian to the hospital.

That's right.

Do they think he'll live?

Oh, you needn't worry.

They said he'll be all right.

Or is that what worries you?

Hello, Corbett.

Well, I see you've already ordered.

Oh, yeah, wearing sit down.

Where did you check your lead?

Yep, cousin Ernest.

Oh, I see Brian's been able to talk.

Hey, figures cousin Ernest wants him out of the way.

And that would leave Ernest as he only went in line

for the runkles and heritins.

And it runs into a million.

Yeah, I know.

It's an awful lot of lettuce.

Did you get Ernest to talk through his hat?

Yeah, well, I'm thinking of booking him for attempted murder.

You think it'll hold?

Sounds family with influence, Corbett.

Depends upon which cousin not go George

to start to string along with.

Yeah, but if we can make him see Ernest

is getting itchy for the dull.

Well, maybe what happened will convince him.

Anyway, there's one way to find out.

What do you say we'd try him as soon as we finish here?

Yes?

Hello, I'd like to speak to Mr. George Sherman.

You are.

If you're a reporter, you might as well.

No, not a reporter.

My name is Mike Wearing.

I'm a private detective.

I'm not interested in the services of a detective.

Well, I'm not looking for a client.

I already have one.

Then what do you want?

Well, if you'll give me three seconds, I'll tell you.

Very well.

I'm waiting.

Your nephew, Brian, hired me.

He was afraid of his cousin.

Nonsense.

Why should Ernest...

Oh!

Oh, I'm German!

Who's that?

It's only me, Ernest.

Ruth, I thought I had the door bolted.

I locked all the windows.

What's the matter with you?

Didn't you hear what happened to Uncle George?

It's on the radio.

Yes, but why are you so worried?

See it all now.

Brian wasn't supposed to get that poison.

I was.

What?

Yes.

Brian tried to kill me.

He did kill Uncle George.

How could Brian kill Uncle George when he's in the hospital?

It's been released.

That was on the radio too.

And he'd be coming for me to try again.

I know he will.

Well, then go to the police.

Get them to arrest Brian.

Then he can't hurt you.

Oh, they'll arrest me.

After all, Ruth, Brian is the one who was poisoned.

First, I've got to be able to prove it was a mistake.

Can you?

I think so.

But the help of that fellow wearing.

Then let's call him.

I can't wait.

Here, Brian may come.

Or the police.

I've got to get away.

What are you going to do?

Hide out, then maybe.

What's that?

What?

I heard something.

I sought you with a man with the iron nerves.

A walk every day before breakfast.

There was something.

The door.

I told you.

Shall I see who it is?

No.

Let's be quiet.

Maybe you'll go away.

You must have heard us.

And it may be nothing.

Let me find out.

Well, don't open the door.

Call me.

All right.

Who is it?

I'm wearing.

There you are.

Just who you wanted.

Wait a minute.

I've got to be sure he's on my side.

Well, how are you going to?

With this.

What?

I didn't know you owned a gun.

Now you do.

Get in the patient.

Let him in.

I don't like trouble.

There won't be any.

I've got to jump on him.

Open the door.

All right.

But be careful.

Come in, Mr. Erring.

Thank you.

I just wanted to.

Well, this is what I call a warm reception.

Sorry, Erring.

I can't take any chances.

I'm going to be sure you know the facts.

Remember them correctly.

And I'm willing to stand by them.

You sure you want facts?

Yes, facts.

Which facts?

First, you phone Brian today.

That's right.

At quarter to five.

Right again.

I was there when you called.

You made a point of that before.

Still no argument.

You'll swear to those statements.

I've already told them to the police.

Why?

We're all right there.

Just had to be sure about what facts.

So I can prove Brian tried to kill me instead

of the other way around.

But what's the phone call got to do with that?

Brian prepared two drinks.

One for him, one for me.

He just served them when the phone call interrupted.

We put down our drinks on the same tray.

And you think they got mixed up?

Must have.

I got his.

He got mine.

You buy wearing?

It's possible.

It's facts.

As long as you've given them to the police,

I'm ready to talk to them now.

Good boy.

And I'm ready to talk to my client again.

Oh, hello, Mr. Waring.

Hello, Brian.

How you feeling?

Still a little shaky.

It's stomach pumps no fun.

Come on in.

Thanks.

You heard about your uncle?

Yes, that's shaking me, too.

Please, you're going to want to talk to you about it.

Why me?

It would seem obvious after what Ernest did.

Ernest has an angle that involves you.

That's why I'm here.

I don't understand.

He claims the poison was meant for him.

You got it by mistake.

What?

He claims while you were talking to me on the phone,

he picked up the wrong glass.

But it's a lie.

Well, somebody's lying.

I think I can find out who.

How?

I wanted to be a little late for my appointment with you.

You said it couldn't be a range because you had a dinner date right after.

That's right.

Who was the date with?

What differences does that make?

You passed out while I was here and I took you to the hospital.

Obviously, you weren't able to keep your date.

That's right.

Whoever the date was with must have wondered why you didn't show up.

But I checked with the desk downstairs and nobody

phoned the department during the evening.

I don't see that that proves anything.

It doesn't prove that it indicates you could have been lying.

I tell you I wasn't.

There was a simple way to prove it.

Just tell me who your date was with.

If he or she, or they confirm it?

All right, wearing.

You took this case for money, didn't you?

Yeah, somehow I like to eat.

Champagne and caviar?

No, mine.

How much would it cost for you to forget that I mentioned the dinner date?

You can forget your caviar.

I'll stick to hamburgers.

I'm serious.

I'm ready to do business.

I'm not.

Well, then I'll have to figure some other method of persuasion.

Well, don't try reaching for a gun.

I'm watching you.

What makes you think I'd pull a gun?

Thought it might run in the family.

So it's Gavin, Mr. Wearing.

Also by Narrage.

Good girl, Claire.

Well, Brian, we've got him.

Now, what do we do with him?

First of all, I think we do this.

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Erline, Mike?

Ah.

This is where you're supposed to say, ah, what hit me?

Oh, right.

What hit me?

I lamp!

We found it on the floor.

Now, if I didn't feel the way I'd do, I'd make a crack about shitting murders.

Ugh!

He's himself again!

What brought you here?

The same thing that brought you?

I wanted to talk to Brian Sherman, but him and the misses are gone.

Hey!

I find you, instead.

How about Ernest?

Did he tell you the story?

Yeah.

It could have happened, like he said, but I'm not taking any chances.

I'm holding Montess Piction anyway.

You might as well let him go after what happened up here.

What did happen up here?

Looks like Brian and his wife made a play for time.

I guess they wanted me out of the running until they had time to whip up a dinner date for Brian.

Dinner date?

It's the middle of the night.

I know.

This was for earlier this evening.

You better be careful wearing.

If you keep on getting cracked on the skull,

one of these days you're going to start talking sense.

Homicide Sergeant Corbett speaking.

Oh, you did, huh?

Good. Bring them in right away.

Right, so long.

Well, wearing a couple of boys just picked up Brian and his wife Claire.

Good.

Yeah.

Now that I let Ernest go, I got to hold somebody.

How are you going to book them?

None of their shenanigans prove they killed Uncle George.

Well, I can hold them on attempted murder.

Hey, wait. They clotted me with a lamp.

You might hold them on a salt and battery, but it was hardly attempted murder.

Oh, I'm talking about cousin Ernest.

What about it?

We're agreed he didn't try to give Brian the poison.

That's right.

Well, then it stands a reason Brian must have tried to give it to Ernest.

And in my book, that's attempted murder.

And it's just a step from there to knocking off Uncle George.

Well, I hate to spoil a fun call, but Brian didn't try to kill Ernest.

What?

I said you said Ernest didn't try to kill Brian.

And now you say Brian didn't try to kill Ernest.

That's right.

Well, then we're in the blazer that the poison come from from Brian.

But you just said...

I said he didn't mean it for Ernest.

Well, then who did he mean it for?

For the person who got it himself.

What?

You mean suicide attempt?

No, Corbett, it wasn't suicide either.

Oh, great, great.

I got to admit wearing now I'm completely confused.

Well, I've got news for your Corbett.

Unnew, it looks natural.

And now back to the adventures of the Polkan.

For 20 minutes have passed since the Polkan said Corbett's head spinning with a tangled

turn of events.

And Corbett is still spinning as he and Mike race in the squad car toward cousin Ernest.

Where?

Yes, Corbett.

Brian Sherman was poised.

That's right.

But it wasn't a mistake.

No?

And it wasn't attempted suicide.

No.

And cousin Ernest didn't do it.

Uh-huh.

Well, then how could...

Oh, never mind.

Why should I give you the satisfaction of playing straight?

You fit the roles of beautifully, Corbett?

Only if Brian did it, I don't see why we're going to Ernest.

Especially since you just had me release Ernest.

Well, these new developments...

You should have developments.

You can take the new developments and solve the case with them.

Now, look, you see it's like this, Corbett.

Brian wanted to get his puppy little paws and all of Uncle George's money.

Uh-huh.

So he rigged up this poison act.

Knowing the poison would act slowly and I'd put in on him in time to get him to hospital.

Oh, that's why he was so determined that you had to be on time.

Right, you are, Corbett.

How'd you figure it?

Oh, simple.

I listened to a program called The Falcon.

Flatterer.

No, I don't like it.

I just listened to her.

Anyway, wearing now, I'd begin to understand Brian's monkey shine.

Oh, sure.

He counted on me to save him in time.

But it would still look like Ernest to try to kill him.

And that might lead Uncle George to send her to Ernest.

All right, wearing.

That takes care of the poison attempt.

But we still got to find a murderer by George.

Corbett, we still got to find a murderer by Uncle George.

Try down the end of the corridor, Corbett.

I know.

No!

Hey, yeah, come on.

Don't make it down!

We'll have to break in the door.

Yeah, you're ready.

Come on, one, two, three!

Hey, it's a heavy one.

We'll have to try it again.

No, wait.

Like someone's coming.

Yeah.

Who's that?

Sergeant Corbett.

All right, Sergeant.

Just a minute.

Where you pounding on that door,

I thought you were trying to knock it down.

I heard your wife screaming.

Ruth?

Not.

Is it?

Where is she?

Ruth, come here a minute, will you?

Come in, gentlemen.

Yeah, yeah.

What is it, Ernest?

Oh, hello, Sergeant Corbett.

And Mr. Waring.

Ruth, these gentlemen have the idea

that you were screaming just now.

I?

Well, why would I?

Well, that's what we want to find out.

They're both trying to do a nice cover up,

but it won't work.

Look, Corbett,

there's a swelling under our eye,

and it's coming up fast.

Ten bucks says it's a first-class shiner,

and ten minutes.

Well, I bumped it.

Yeah, sure.

Ernest, next time you slug your wife,

do it where it won't show.

What I didn't won't you believe that?

No.

But what reason would I-

Maybe you guessed the truth,

and we're trying to force a confession out of her.

Truth, what truth?

And she killed Uncle George.

What did you say, Waring?

Ruth Sherman killed Uncle George.

That's absurd.

I don't think so, Ruth.

In a family of heels,

you're the champion by a long shot.

All right, Waring.

How did you know Ruth was a killer?

Well, Corbett, I knew no one of the family

would want to commit the murder at this time,

right when the apparent attempt on Brian

at the police's attention turned on the family.

We're still at what's done at this time,

which meant the murderer couldn't help himself,

or herself.

There was no choice.

And as soon as I knew the murderer was forced,

I knew it had to be either Ernest or Ruth.

Why?

Well, Brian wanted it to look

as if he'd been poisoned by Ernest.

If his bluff worked,

Uncle George might change his will,

this inheriting Ernest.

So Ruth or Ernest have to get rid of him quick

before he can change the will, okay?

But Ernest couldn't do it.

He was afraid of being accused of attempted murder against Brian.

Yeah.

Now, if he couldn't clear himself of that charge,

killing Uncle George would only put him in a worse spot.

He'd be the most likely suspect.

Now, his only out was to try to prove

he didn't poison Brian,

which leaves Ruth as the only one to gain

by killing Uncle George.

Also, if he thought.

Yeah.

Well, that doesn't Waring.

You know, Waring, I can't help wondering

just what you'd do without me.

Oh, I solved the case and he said,

No, no, I mean it.

What would you do if I didn't ask you a,

how did you know?

So you can pop your best button showing how smart you are.

Or I suppose I'd be popping off

to a cute little redhead instead of a ball flat foot.

In fact, that sounds like a pretty good idea.

So, good night, Covard.

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