The Falcon - The Case Of The Vanishing Varmint

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demon hello yes this is the fourth and speaking oh Alice I'm glad you call

you'd like to come me out tonight angel I'm busy on a case some boy and I was

coming over from Singsang and I wish he wouldn't to me it sounds like a bad

break this is then early he friends inviting you on behalf of the craft foods

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vanishing farm and

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now the case of the vanishing farm it's Wednesday evening in Manhattan and up

state the gentleman named Paul McKenzie is taking life easy not that Mr. McKenzie

is lazy he's not working because he had an argument with the state of New

York and unfortunately he came out the second best

McKenzie inside oh hi I'm Mack drop dead with it I don't know what you matter

with you set the New York favor yeah what's it wine I'm doing a crossword

puzzle you know a five letter word for burglar you're trying to be funny

huh see 17 across I'll give you what you do that for you broke a point on my

pencil well that's just cool hey what are you doing off I'm sharpening the point on

the windowsill let's see that I cut it out Mack I ain't hurting let me see that

part hey that's some bad you can get a real sharp like that I always say concrete

is as good as sandpaper and so would you always say yeah when I was a kid up when

you draw a kitchen duty again tomorrow so I want to rob me a spoon a spoon that's

right why should I now look when we're friends are we no what's not I can't

take a joke what I want to probably spawn who's gonna miss it but I'm not gonna do

it's not like I was asking for a knife I said I'm not should you

well well why do you want it for you got to have a reason for everything just

give me a spoon that's all I have

hey Wayne Wayne wake up well let me alone come on don't be wake up

keep your voice down you understand what what did get that knife remember the spoon you got

me last week yeah just shows what a little homework will do I file the time how

the same way you sharpen your pencil turn out real keen don't you cut it out

well pay attention if you're gonna bust out what do you think you're crazy like a fox

and you're coming with me oh no don't get me wrong Wayne I'm not that fond of your company but

I need never got to work this I get back in your cut and keep mom don't jump in your

yeah for anything what are you gonna do the less you know the less you'll have to worry about

hey Daniels Daniels all right where's the trouble I can say something no matter with Wayne huh

Wayne Wayne I don't think he's breathing what happened I don't know I saw him swallow a pearl what yeah

about 20 minutes ago I send back and coming in you think maybe it was poison what's

the matter with you Wayne can I help you turn him over next don't bother Daniels would be okay

huh too bad I can't say the same thing for you oh you you killed him why what are you waiting for

a pause let's go hello I'd like to speak to Mike wearing please isn't this Sergeant Corvette

Mike oh well how are you bright eyes busy but I thought you might be interested in this flash

that just came over the teletype I'll read it to you Paul McKenzie and Wayne Thompson broke out

a jail tonight at nine thirty maybe headed for New York these men are dangerous use caution and

apprehending so what doesn't it mean anything to you I think so remember the webber hold up a few

years back you represented the insurance company oh yeah McKenzie was a boy we grabbed as I recall

he was kind of peed at you then he make a couple of threats oh just blowing off steam well I'm

glad you feel that way frankly I don't well it's been nice talking to you Mike hope I get to do it

again some time

just a second just a second

yes hello Harris but choose get the door

it's about a Harris you act like you see in a ghost it's your old boss remember

but I heard on the radio what to the car with you and what's his name Wayne yeah well not for

drawbridge you know things well I wasn't in it we separated as soon as we got over the walls

was there anything else no what about the god I knife they say he's gonna pull through

I guess this is my lucky day how did you get to turn how do you thank well you said it didn't come

by the super chief I wrote down rods give me some stuff on a wide ship yeah sure

what do you hear from Ruth Ruth Nelson still but I haven't seen her in months man I told you to

keep an eye on her having that sound yeah well what what do you got to say to you sir oh

he reasonable Mac I couldn't follow Ruth around why not let's get that for now there's much more

important things to do such as getting you out of the country I don't be a chap Harris I'm staying

right here ready your mind that's a trouble with people and on spending time in jail you don't

appreciate your own hometown you forget the attractions I got a beautiful girl in New York

about a quarter of a million in bond yes I know my god because I want to both here by five o'clock

tonight

let me look at you you might change my time no you look better never okay Harris speed it but I

thought you want what's the matter don't you understand English go wild blow find yourself somewhere

else the plot tonight all right but be careful with it stop being such a worry what I'll be okay

come there baby gosh Mac wonderful to have your back you miss Papa huh yes why don't you keep

in touch with the hounders you know how I always thought about him oh he's okay oh hey that

reminds me I was so ticklish see if I got to ask what were the bonds fine yeah before I went up

all those well I didn't bring him along why not well and Harris first tell me you were here I

thought he was kidding well you can see you wasn't want you to pick him up the second thing in the

morning what do you mean second thing Mike wearing still around who the private deck they call a

fork and I don't know well first thing tomorrow if you find out and make an appointment for me

what for you find out when I talk to wearing you know I hate to repeat myself

funny doesn't answer maybe maybe he's gone out for well yeah

what are you gonna do Mac like myself comfortable while I wait I think this one ought to do the trick

or you know you see oh man hasn't lost his touch a movie no listen inside about honey I said

inside now what were you gonna send Mike wearings not gonna like this I will teach him not to break

dates with yours truly I guess you're right we made you guess I'm just sure I only meant what

am I and you're making an appointment with wearing for me well it's quite I did and how come he

isn't here I don't know you're lying all right so I am I never called wearing no honest Mac I was

only thinking of your welfare but you what next time I tell you to do something you do it I don't

need me master mind so that's the things I guess you're kidding I got nerves for you sweetheart even

it's saying thing I had a couple of stories about you about me and Arnold Lucas they were lying

what's her name again Lucas come on and talk up Ruthie I'm gonna know the score right the break

every morning you're lovely brother I'm warning you Mac stay away from me you're one and

me go on laugh your big ape but you put a finger on me and I'll put a finger on you and we'll see

who yelled louder

it's the way that's right I've been waiting for you out here in ten three days

well that's a switch they generally wait inside the pot skip it you're um it's in Andrews

but what's on your mind was Andrews it's missing Andrews I'm staying to a nod apartment

well you still got something on your mind well it couldn't be talking time

sure right in miss is that on second thought stay right where you are stop it

you see that now if he isn't he's as reasonable a fact similarly as you can get with two slugs in

the brain that poem akin to isn't who poem akin to one of the men who broke out of jail yesterday

how would you know I recognize him from his picture funny I never would have

were you calling the police do you mind what's that line has been cut all right

Mrs Andrews you stay right here'd like it back yes but what about McKinsey I wouldn't worry

in his condition I think we can prevail upon him to hang around too

all you're out of your mind Mike McKinsey was in the car with Wayne when he went off that

drawbridge in your sink sink we have they discovered the body gets on oh no I tell you they

never will at least my McKinsey's because he's right here in my play oh Mr. Andrews

Mrs. Andrews looks like nobody's home I don't get it Corbin I left his standing right but

holy smoke would happen to the body what body I told you McKinsey's was lying right there near

the sofa look Mike if you've got nothing better to do we got to believe me Corbin why would I make

up a yarn like that that's what I'm wondering but whatever your reason is it better be funny I'd

tell you the line was cut seems to be all right now they must have patched oh sure sure where was

this Mrs. Andrews living at the renaught apartments oh that's plumbing one two two two isn't

now go ahead but you're wasting your time Sergeant whoever removed McKinsey must have taken her along

for the ride she won't be in I know there's only one question in my mind whether she ever was look

are you calling me keep quiet may not apartments now you've got to miss a Susan Andrews registered there

hello Mr. Susan Andrews yes that's right hey there is such a person she's there now I'll talk to

her right you're trying hello hello hello hello Mrs. Andrews this is Sergeant Corbin of the police

did you ever hear of a private detective named Mike wearing wearing no I don't believe I have

oh then you weren't at his place this morning well I don't see how I could be your call just

woke me well thank you very much Mrs. Andrews you know any more funny stories Mike I'm just dying to hear

up well I'm still waiting Mike how was the idea the guy I tell you it was no gag thought

was in how do you explain it I can't I just don't get up at all oh if you're referring to your

sandwich Mike's coming right up oh and and just wait you see what else is blundering at his for

you can you guess what it is oh please Eddie I'm in no mood to play guessing games I'm not

able to think on an empty stomach oh what does it mean is how you're able to think on an empty

head but Mike look just try to guess think of cool shimmering beauty a real attractive dish a

beautiful tomato where she and no no Mike not a girl it's a real tomato filled with cream cheese a

nice cool salad for summer all right fine bring it on I'm hungry but but guess what else I do

with this salad to pepper nothing you probably use a salad dressing Mike you're psyche yeah he

can figure out everything but the case he's working on oh but he's right sergeant this salad

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or what more could you possibly ask for just one thing Eddie can't you guess no no Mike I give up

what is it will you please bring the salad and sandwich what are you waiting for get on the ball

sure Mike why didn't you say so hey you better get on the ball yourself Mike

you claim that Kenzie was in your place this morning I tell you he was yeah that's what you've

been telling me all day don't you think it's time now that you've furnished a little proof

yes hello Mrs Andrews remember me mr. Wayne yes angel mr. wearing warm

where'd you come in try and keep me out all right now what's this all about what's right oh

listen Susie I'm in no mood for evasion you saw me find McKenzie's body this morning

I yes you I want to know why you're lying about it on the phone I don't know what you're talking about

look I don't often strike a woman but in your case no wait a minute it's coming back to you now

mr. Wayne why don't you forget about it you make me believe it never happened

have the cops think I'm crazy for the rest of my life oh no now what went on in that apartment

after I left please look I'll make it easy for you you had a visitor didn't you yes who was he

didn't tell me with me but what did he tell you just to keep my mouth shut otherwise I'll never mind

I can imagine what that otherwise was then what happened he picked up McKenzie's body and disappear no

no I wasn't as simple as that Susie you don't walk around the streets of New York with a dead body

on your hands my car's talk how did he get rid of it he had a car waiting in the service entrance

and you followed him well I don't lie Susie you must have what is the license number I didn't

think to cover it down but I'm warning you wait a minute let me get my purse

it uh it was 8L463 all right thank you Susie you've been a great help I think I can take it from here

well I'm looking for a gentleman named Larry Harris

what do you want my name is Mike Wearing that still leaves me in the dark I don't see why Harris

you're up to my place this morning weren't you would you get that screwy idea you own a 51 next license

number 8L463 don't you know maybe better inform the license to your own according to their record

the car belongs to you whatever it does it was parked near the service entrance to my building today

oh what did you do with McKenzie's body well strictly between us wearing I don't see how

that's any of your business unless we are wrong Harris what someone uses my place for a slaughterhouse

it concerns me vitally yeah I suppose when you look at that where you've got a beef would um

500 bucks take care of it only if I can take it out and information now look for let me give you

a little tip nobody's been heard except mechanically so skin off your nose forget it and if I

down someone's I have to get sore I choose who might that be I don't like to mention the name but

it might be me oh no you don't oh my oh no it's a matter Harris can't just stand a little

right here oh where are you you're breaking well let out a convention that I mean business now

what was your tie up with McKenzie you can go come on spill it you were friends he was hold up

here last night why did he want to see me I don't know I tell you I don't know well would you

know what happened all that money he had stashed away one money McKenzie was serving time for

payroll robbery I was the one who sent him up but we never recovered the loot I never saw a penny

of who did he he spent it all on his girlfriend before they caught him that sounds like a physical

impossibility it was close to a quarter million dollars you don't know this girl no but I'd like to

what's her name root notion all right just one more thing that you kill McKenzie and then go back

to your place and remove his body what do you think I don't know maybe root Nelson can help

me arrive at some satisfactory answer waiter waiter may I help you love it yeah I'd like

I've waited a minute you know waiter that's still with mine serving you and about your drink

aren't you afraid I might have a jealous boy friend if you have you probably know the best way

to hell and sit down hey wait a two scotch and soda here right away Mr. Wearing what did he call you

why did the sound of something your name wearing well I was keeping you for surprise who

beat it now what kind of hospitality do you call that I didn't turn you out when you dropped

into my place what do you mean aren't you there this morning with McKenzie no

you have to do better than that root I couldn't forget that perfume

Max send you over to apologize why should he tell you to slap me around or what did you do walk out

wouldn't you well I wasn't going steady with him so it's hard to say well where did he get off

accusing me of two timing him with Arnold Lucas where'd you know Mack doesn't believe me can

check it with Arnold you'll find him at the grandeur hotel I kind of doubt that

when to don't be root you wouldn't have him to know why McKenzie wanted to see me in the first place

didn't he tell you he couldn't very well angel when I first saw he was dead dead I murdered to be exact

it is a gag hardly listen wearing Arnold had nothing to do with it who said he did well I I

thought if you did root that's good enough for me I'll be seeing you angel

who is it

I'll go for Arnold Lucas you'd be kind enough to sleep it under the door sorry Neste you got a

dime for it just a moment alone you are not from the western union well I tried to enlist but they

wouldn't have made value wearing is the name Mike wearing but can I do for you Mr. Wearing that's

a long story look this you might have to make myself comfortable while I tell it please do thanks

me I or her you're something just a couple of answers it's a young a private detective no

interesting yeah you get to meet a lot of dull people at Wayne I never guess how I got in touch

with you it's not if a hero of a man named Paul McKenzie one so twice and he's dead and

oh say that's very but you can drive those tears fella I think I know where the locate is murder and

how did you accomplish that well I had several fine leads an automobile license plate led me to

Larry Harris yes but don't believe I had the pleasure no but you do have a mutual friend group

Nelson oh she's a wonderful gal Lucas glad you appreciate her fine qualities I've been

engraved if I didn't after all she gave me you but not for teeth oh hello what are you doing here

you're the boy who knows all the antics I don't think I'd gone on your hand it could only be one

never let it be said that you can't put two and two together hello I know what if I'm

making a wave comes back you're wearing I just thought you two might like to be alone

we've plenty of opportunity for that later why don't I know will this better act fast before

the police grab you I don't think there's any danger of that you're wrong Ruth I've got your

boyfriend dead to right and that's where you're wrong wearing because in a couple of minutes

you'll have you dead period well Ruth pointing a gun at him really poses a question as

to my future let's hope he has the right answer but I don't need anybody to point a gun at me

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Nelson made her dramatic entrance into Arnold Lucas's apartment with a gun and properly aimed at

his Mike wearings head and now as we find the gay trio Ruth seem determined to get down the

business all right wearing you've got any final request now the time to make them now Ruth you

know you're not serious about this what are you bet I'm not good nothing against you no but you

got plenty against Arnold who told you he was wanted in Los Angeles no one sure you'll figure

it out all about yourself mr. where he's a smart one Arnold wouldn't take him long to get Mac

went to his office they could only be for one reason he wanted wearing to make a deal for him with

the police is wasting his time Ruth you never would have accepted it why not Mackenzie old the police

plenty of the payroll robbery and little extra something for that jailbreak Lucas would really have

to be wanted pretty badly for the cops to forgive him forget you know you never can tell I know

that's true enough well now that you know it all what do you intend to do about it that's up to you

all right you are and since it's my move I better move faster come on drop it let's go

get out of the way I didn't mean it let me take a look at him what's going on here oh come in

how are you just in time I heard a shot what happened I can't you see I didn't mean to kill it

well cheer up Ruth you didn't oh it's just a flesh wound that you're a very careless girl

anyone would have done the same in my place I had to protect him yes I guess you can't blame her

wearing when a gal goes for a guy there's nothing she won't do even try to cover him when she's

seen him commit murder well we should know that better than you her is meaning what meaning you're

the guy she's in love with you're the one she's shooting well what are you talking about oh I'm

sorry I let the cat out of the bag Ruth but when it comes to murder I'm just a great big blabble mouth

hello Susie you remember me bye I hope it's not too late but I came over to reggae you with the

sada of my triumph so why you know the balance on the radio but coming anywhere I think I heard

on the radio Harris killed McKenzie you heard right so why I put them a thing to the end only

Harris ought to with it McKenzie's end came a lot sooner than it normally would so when McKenzie

went to jail he left the quarter of a million dollars worth of loot with his girlfriend Ruth Nelson

when she and Harris well what is this Arnold Lucas fitting oh he was a patsy in this little affair

Ruth led McKenzie to believe it was Lucas was his rival when I was along it was his boy Harris

that's it well what put you on the right track Ruth she was going to sick me out of Lucas originally

and then she volunteered the information that he was wanted Los Angeles then on top of that

she tried to kill Lucas in front of me I thought that was an accident don't be silly I

don't know what you were doing why do you think I have such an easy time to saw me here

was that answer all your questions in no good now we can start on mine I didn't have time to

ask you before but what were you doing in front of my apartment so early in the morning well

as I told you I wanted to see you what about getting the evidence for divorce

well I don't generally handle it kind of works Susie but for you I might make it

would you tell me about your husband oh hey Johnny he cut shit everything a woman to what well I

wait a minute you sound like you're still in love with the guy I am I after I saw you this afternoon

I thought it over and called him you should do it any minute well that's nice a mic it was all my

four I made a mistake I was just counting on him to call me free well don't feel too badly Susie

we all make mistakes I was counting something too my way going home tonight Mrs. Andrew

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of next week's adventure of the Balkans when Mike wearing wearing that when a family fortune is

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