The Hate Bus Ep. 461: Resting Lich Face

0:00Okay, here's the thing. You're on first off. Second of all. Um... Um... Where are the punk rock? The fucking haters, they're coming for me. I'm sorry I scored. I make this video up for kids. Come back to your boy, kid! Cole! What about those? We got a little life fucking bagged again. Fuck, Chomo. You should cast this girl to go fuck yourself. You see, I'm a kind of a kind generous person. I saw my trick. This is you. You should take a fucking america. Fucking nerds are wrecking it. You fucking nerds. Fucking nerds. Ugh, you're looking for me. I'm so muscular. You're looking for me. That's funny. I know it's like a poop. There's a lot of idiots per capita. I'm not really contributing to jack shit. So I'm gonna join the Nazis. Just for my opinion. Yeah, that's right. You know what I mean? I'll just join the Nazis. You're gonna do it. Stop it. Get some help. Fucking book first. Because they are retarded. Y'all throw away. Hey everybody, welcome to episode 461 of the hate bus.

1:04Cuffing. We see. I hope nobody doxes my wife. She was caught on camera this past weekend. Oh yeah. Oh god. I'm respectful. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I had a fitness competition. I'm glad I'm glad you finally found love. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Fitting this dick. Her tits have gone to the phantom zone, but I still love her. Um, her butt has gone to the fan. Her butt's floral. I don't know what I'm talking about. She had a little mishap at the fitness competition. This is this is real. This would be like a really weird like chant for like a white supremacist organization. No tits, no butt only poop. Cause that's what happened. I have pants and I'm a shit. Your friend in mine, uh, whatever this bitch's name is have have pants wheel diarrhea.

2:06This this was it like it was like something like knock off crossfit thing. Yeah, high, high drops, the other Oreos. Hydro, yeah, what? Hydrox is in. Yeah. Now that is the other Oreos. How'd they get away with that? No, the competition was called high rocks, which is like a high racks, but not as not as adorable if people are shit in their pants. High racks pretty good band. That's how core roof would say Syrax. Hi, right? I think we watch the court. We watch the high rack in the hot meaning. Court, you know, it doesn't seem like the guy that we get tied into like that level of fucking internet, you know, no, no, he's like, do you see what kind of girls I hang out with? The state fair. Yeah, I'm too busy drowning in plastic air. You know, LLC F ladies love Corey roof. LLC are shit. I fuck everything. He's like, yeah, it's pity push, but I'll take it. Alms, Alms for the pussy, poor. He's got the or that attracts pity pussy.

3:09I mean, Syrax, he's kind of got the same thing on his co-borees. He has said some shit that I agree with, but probably for the wrong reason. Reminds me that one book I read was what was it? Rich, plus, poor, plus. Reminds me that book I read called fuck you and your bitch friends, Nigger. Oh, that reminds me of a headline. Take your black ass back to Africa, bitch. Reminds me of a headline I read about the rich dad poor dad author. He's apparently like $1.2 billion in debt or some shit. Oops. Wasn't that guy Indian? That feels like a very Indian book. He can get that far in debt. I don't know. I didn't bother reading articles. He just kept buying Pokemon cards. Well, he was he was some flavor of Asian that I don't think was Indian. He's like, check it out. I'm going to get that fucking blast voice and then know who will be laughing then. So it's all on. Blut on gotcha. Wife who's he looks Chinese or something. So maybe he was he needs to start up his only fans of getting to lobby a stuck in his key. Or whatever. It was this crippling hog addiction. Oh fuck.

4:09Bloggers. Oh, I have to get that reminded edition. Sramma. Oh, you know, say what you will about the twice shit, but that's some pretty cheap wife who swagger. I haven't gone into debt over that at all. Turns out he went into debt over his gotcha wife who the fem boy from Genshin Impact venting. Oh, no. You don't want to do that. His gotcha wife who is James from Team Rocket. Oh, it's not a bad choice. You know, I'm not gay, but if I cut this part out. He makes it look good. Just trim it off it. Just cut it off it. I'm not gay. It's never a good thing to not a good way to start a sentence. I'm not gay. Yeah, you never want to follow. I'm not gay with, but I'm not a child molester, but.

5:14It's not good. It's not a good way to go through life. But yeah, it just brought it at Syracuse or whatever the fuck it was. And then she put a whole post up after she'd get an IV to the hospital. Like, oh, they always say go bigger, go home. A win is a win. No, you shut your pants. You shut your pants and not only did you shut your pants, you shut your pants so badly. You had to go to the fucking hospital. Yeah, and that's what you won. That's the opposite of winning. You won the title of pants shitter because it's all anybody is ever going to remember about you. You know, and like, this is how you know women truly are the weakest race because I've shed my pants and I didn't have to go to the hospital. But also, also, she aerosolized her shit by fucking spraying it through her spandex. That is fucking gnarly. She's like, she's spilled shit, boy, our deal over her legs. Other people competing getting fucking bad tattoos.

6:16Other people competing getting fucking black lung from the diarrhea lady. No, no, brown lung. The canary fucking died. What do you call this competitive exercise? It's just like the dumbest fucking sport. Yeah, she's like jumping, jumping up and down real high and like pulling on a rope or something. Nobody's turning on ESPN to watch competitive jumping jacks, dude. Like if I got here ridiculous. I'm not turning it on at all because I didn't pay for cable, but even the normie thing was like. I watch competitive double Dutchmen. There's always black girls. Yeah, they would like rap while they were jumping. My grandma in your grandma. I can watch what he does like watching wipe out. Wipe out. You know how the song goes with the wipe. Well, speaking of sports news, apparently in Romania, apparently in Romania, they have an ass slapping sport with women in G-strings. Well, they got to make up. They got to make up for that time, like three, four years ago where they had like the wrath, a wrath rash of penis theft.

7:21Remember that. Yeah, but like, you know, you say, no, we are not gay. But watch out if one of those competitors has die area. Well, they had to make a women friendly version of the other like slapping competition. Oh, the Russian thing. Where you just burst your eardrums. That's just yeah, so they made a women's safe sport for that. It's just slapping that ass. You know, eventually we're going to just invent real life, dead or alive, beach volleyball. Hell yeah. Just people slapping their ball. And all funded. I mean, we kind of already had that with just regular beach volleyball. And we used to accept they were slapping their own asses when we used to be a country. Yeah, well, then what is it? What's that? What's that faggy place where all the cool white people left Europe? They got like the new law where you can't like zoom in too much on the boobs. They're in women's sporting events. Yeah, how the fuck am I going to goddamn gurg'd? Margueli, it's fucked.

8:22That's anti-gurk and I don't want to. I'm not putting up with it. I'm pro gurg'd. Whoa, whoa, Jewish knife fights. God damn. What? 14 year old New York City Jewish boy, slashed by another congregant 22 inside Brooklyn synagogue. Oh shit. Oh God. What are you doing? Over there. No, I want to eat that baby. No, they were slashing each other's forest again. It's time for me to stain the mattress. Yeah, like what the fuck? Rumble in the synagogue tonight. My favorite stray cats song. Yeah. Speaking of articles, we got one by a wonderfully named author. I love the stray kikes. You know, this one, people weren't here for the drama that went down. But one of the authors of this article is named Lee Boobeer. So we have Holly Ratley and Lee Boobeer, B-O-O-B-Y-E-R Boobeer. Boobeer with a wheelchair. And my fucking cocksure wheelchired when I decided to look up Lee Boobeer because you got

9:23to know, right? The crow max is a song about that. Yeah. And uh, one baby. Yeah, it's a guy. It's Lee Boobeer. Oh no. Not that guy. A woman with suspected meningitis. What? A alleged meningitis. Okay. Was placed in an A and E corridor. Accidents and emergencies. That's a chance. Oh, thank you. I didn't know what it was. For 19, or or, or, or, or is, or what is that like fucking banty minus Luna? See? See. And put on a drip propped up by a model skeleton. Yeah, hubba hubba model. She got that drip. Yeah, I did too. And then I went to the doctor and he got rid of it. Alexandra Leite rhymes with teeth just like Lee Boobeer said their 28 year old daughter, Cleo Rollins, like the baseball equipment. Uh huh. Had spent her birthday on Thursday with a severe headache and Southbury district hospital where the stakes go.

10:27Yum. Yeah. Which was full of capacity and every bed was taken. Rollins drip. Rollins drip. I'm looking at those clothes. I'm not going to say she has drip. No, she looks like a fucking horrible slut. I am. I'm going to have a take on this and it is going to be an angry one but continue. Rollins drip was held up by a medical training skeleton. While other patients trips were hanging from picture frames said Leite. Okay. The hospital said it sincerely apologized. The teaching skeleton was not removed from the drip stand before its use, which fell below standards we expect. It had a staff working under sustained pressure. Right here. I'm going to comment. I'm going to ruin this shit. It said everything was full. Every bed was taken. They got to do with all this bullshit. The only IV they had left was the one next to the skeleton. And here comes Alexandra Leite on her, you know, Leite speak on her 28 year old, Boba, Boba birthday with a severe headache. She was drunk.

11:27Yeah. And she was a drunk or and she's lying and it's like, you know, they don't have to save you. Oh, it was stolt and it scared me shut up. Well, she's she's like in her hangover clothes for that is hangover clothes. Look at it. It's like it's like sweat shorts and a fucking loose t-shirt. But they're stupid fucking scribble tattoos. She's whining about the fucking skeleton. Is that a shrimp head at the top of her fucking tattoo? Yeah, whatever the fuck that's supposed to be look like goddamn ever from Godzilla. It's the ale mouse from Independence Day. You know, release me. Just think of the skeleton as your buddy hanging with you at your bedside. Lead told the BBC she and her daughter had been sat on chairs in the corridor from about 2200 BST. Not best. Until 1900 BST on Wednesday. They were at the hospital for almost 24 hours. What the fuck kind of metric time is that? British Standard Time.

12:28Following multiple tests, doctors ruled out, ruled out men in jatis. And sent her daughter home with pain killers and antibiotics, suspecting a viral infection and possible tooth infection. Oh, boohoo. I ate too many twinkies. Too many red bull shooters. I should be in name death to the fucking goldfish from Anokio. Who? Which one? Cleo? Cleo. Cleo was the goldfish. I got a letter for a couple letters for Cleo. F you. Wow. Called me for my five o'clock. Read and blouse and skirt man get predictions. I don't know if that's going to take off the same way as a marketing give me. No, of course not. Speaking about the use of the model skeleton, I think that'd be kind of dank. You're hanging my IV bag on a fucking teaching skeleton. Finally, I don't know. Well, fucking, this broad has feelings.

13:29I have feeling. She's a boohoo skeleton. The skeleton saying we're friends to the end. Yeah, I'd be standing around getting my IV drip and fucking making it say goofy shit. She's upset she's going to be in the hospital instead out there killing babies. You give me a boner. Yeah, we're going into the job. Buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh. Just dancing around like the skeleton from house to. I started playing it's ribs like a silo phone and shit. Yeah, but not this bitch. She's got a wine. Her mom said I was a bit shocked because I wondered what was going on. There was the IV hanging from a skeleton. Congratulations. Then I looked around to see, looked around me to see that other people had all their drips hanging off picture frames. One of the nurses said I'm going to have to improv. Yeah, you got the skeleton. Yeah, you won the lottery. You're special. They just went over the fact that they were full up. You idiot. I'm going to have to improvise because we just don't have any more stock. Now I'm now going to improvise.

14:30The nurse is talking the whole time. I'm going to improvise because I'm going to improvise. Shut up. Just hang up the IV. And she's looking all around the quarters to see what she could use. Yeah, the Mugiver song starts playing. Oh no. Y'all tanked no. Yeah, she started humming that. She started humming that in the video last year. Yeah, she doesn't even need to drop anymore. She just does it herself. She said Rawlings had a blanket around her eyes. Oh, why do you have two different last names? Had a blanket around her eyes for most of their time in the quarter as she couldn't bear the lights. Oh, maybe she's bearer lights. Oh, lights. Unfortunately, Cleo was under an extreme amount of stress because she was just feeling so poorly. Also, wrong use of the bear word. What do you mean? She's not the bearer used to say bear the lights. Yeah, that would be uncovering the lights. Hazal. Yeah, that is. Oh, I see what you're saying.

15:31Yeah, I wasn't even looking at the text, but yeah, she was just feeling the fucking old old old lead boobier or holly ratly or somebody fucked that up. I think I think this was a text exchange from the mother to the fucking authors of the article. She's spelled it right and put brackets around it. What kind of Mickey Mouse operation or a stick. Go you sick. She was just feeling so poorly. She didn't know what her hands were doing. Her hands were just going wacky. She had nowhere to lay down. She had nowhere to sit but a chair. So that place to sit. She had nowhere to sit but a place to sit. So she was bunched up on a chair for basically 19 hours. Why? I wish she got drunk on her bird and stick with her. It's very unfortunate the hospital was very busy. They were completely full of capacity. All the, yeah, so was your daughter the night before. Oh, damn. I'm not trying to malign Cleo here, but I did it. I don't know. I get a vibe from her.

16:31I don't like. All the staff were doing a great job in doing everything they can to look after the people, but the delays were extreme that night. So why are you crying? You already diagnosed the cause of the problem here. A Southbury District Hospital spokesperson said we sincerely apologize that a member of our staff did not remove the teaching skeleton from the drip stand. Yeah, but that's the only cool part. What do you want to do? Fold you 497 paper crane. Shut up bitch. You want them to put it in the closet? That's a secret, buddy. You can't do that. Yeah, then you have a skeleton in your closet. Yeah, man. This fell below the track song. That's not good. And then when he comes out of the closet, then he's a gay skeleton. Oh no. Then you're an anthrax song based on a Stephen King short story about, oh, God, the all the cost. You want that to happen? Do you? Because it was based on what it was that called apt pupil or whatever. God, what a fucking boomer. Apt pip up. Pip up is always sick.

17:33High only. He's just wearing the fucking cool hat and everything. Oh, you got the cool head. This fell below the standards we expect. Not when you're busy. You kind of got a lower some of those standards a little bit. You're, you're Britain. What standards did not comply with our policies and procedures? Yeah, next time she doesn't get an IV. Okay, fuck you. And there will be a next time and is unacceptable and insensitive to who the other skeletons in the ER. You know, I like how she was, she was so affected by the lights that she still like had the pose for this, this picture where she's like looking sad about lights with like the thing over her head. Get out of here. Looking like bring lights into the hospital. You looking like a looking like an extra retarded swammy or something. That's what the skeleton said. You must have. We have addressed this directly with the staff member involved. Yeah, start for helping a person get better. My bad. Yeah, we'll just let you die next time.

18:34The spokesperson added the emergency department continues to experience exceptionally high demand. And our staff are working incredibly hard on just the same pressure to provide safe compassionate and effective care for patients. Blah blah blah. Yeah, blah blah blah. So this is healthcare was so great, et cetera. Yeah, until you get to, I guess spend all day hanging out with a skeleton and then everybody's mad. You don't want to hang out with Skelethor. He's got jokes, dude. Skelethor is. I'm hanging out with skeletons and black kids. Oh my God. You boobs. Maybe that was whether Mac is Skelethor was being Skelethor. Like every time there wasn't, he would only talk when like no one was in the room but her. But as soon as like everybody left, he would just be like, you're blithering buffoon. Like just verbally abusing her for like hours. He just kept going, Nimrod Nimrod Nimrod Nimrod. Nimrod. You nincom poop. You could have at least entertained yourself and made him sing the spooky scary skeleton

19:36song or something. Skelethor sings for no man. Skeleton IV drip skeleton and IV. I know, I know it's serious. It's deleterious. It's deleterious. Now you blithering mini. Next article I already know it's a black person. Is it? I was thinking Mexican. Well, when I found it, I was like black person then I got to the end and I said, yeah, black person. Oh, yeah, name is black. It is a black person. This seems like a very Mexican thing to do. A nurse is accused of attacking an elderly nonverbal patient. Every time I see verbal, I think of that movie. So I was thinking nonverbal, Kent. Yeah, the usual suspects. Yeah. Nonverbal, Kent. He just doesn't talk the whole time through the whole movie. The greatest part is having a little repulsed.

20:38I just so say, it's just got the tisms. Guys are no say. Oh, shit. Joshy, what do you mean? Guys who so say was Ken Spacey. I don't get it. I have questions. God, my brains. The greatest trick you've ever pulled was not talking to the police detective. But she didn't pull that trick. An elderly nonverbal patient and attempting to perform an exorcism on her. Oh, this felt. And then like, OK, but now you're right with the last name. The first name, I'm still thinking Mexican because like, I don't know if you've ever been around the south of the border friends, but they tend to get like, you know, about shit like this. I live in the US. I can't avoid it. Well, but, but, but, but, and one the other day come up to me like we were talking about something and then she was like, you know, which is a real right? And I'm like, cool dude. So you come like like, she just gets to say like crazy shit. But like if I say anything, oh, watch out. Did you go, whoa, whoa, whoa, take these easy law, you're Rona.

21:40I don't know. Mexicans are fucking silly. Well, but then, but then blacks love this name too. No, it is. I worked with the black. And there's a lot of religious undertones here with black person exorcism, exorcism and Nazareth Nazareth, Pennsylvania. Huh? Now, you're messing with them. Yes. Don't fucking. That's not what I was going to say. Do you think she started singing that while she was exercising? Well, a little hair, no, not exercising, not exercising. A little hair of the dog action. Yeah, and I'll be because I don't know if you know what about these, these, uh, melinated women, not big into the A hair CCO, you know what I'm saying? Yeah, they're not into the hair metal. Yeah, that's what I was saying. Nazareth isn't hair metal, is it? Kinda. That's, I think that's like pre-hair metal by at least in margin. When did the window hair of the dog come out? Wasn't that like 1971 or some shit? Oh, I don't know. It kind of led into hair metal though, like that, that, that, I mean, it's vocals, I guess.

22:45Like stylistically, I think they were precursors, but, uh, I think they influenced hair metal. I might have influenced it. I don't know. First of all, first of all, from when I remember they were, they were pretty fucking ugly, which is respectable on an old scale. I mean, not as ugly as old King, Yusin, but, well, you know, I mean, who is, yeah, in 1975. Yeah. That album cover fucking slaps the holy shit. It's perhaps. I forgot how sick the cover that album was. It's fucking awesome. The charges stem from an alleged assault on June 23rd at a county run facility in Pennsylvania, according to NBC, Philadelphia. Nazareth had like the same thing going on as, uh, Molly Hatchett. Like, I think they even used the fucking for Zeta, a painting from one of their album covers, where you look at it and you're like, oh, this could be the heaviest fucking than you put it on. It's like, now you're a massive, but, uh, whatever, bitch. It's got a damn it. What is this old meatloaf scam, says I would say Nazareth was better than me loafed by

23:47a man. Actually, like, I actually like Nazareth. Octavia Robinson was charged with abuse of a care dependent person or a care dependent person. Octavia. We had to care for her because she was independence. Hmm. Hmm. Harassment and simple assault. Oh, they were retarded too. Oh, she beat up a retard. I crazed you're beating up a retard. I don't know why I decided to go Canadian with that, but I did. Oh, you beat up a retard, isn't that neat? Oh, you're beating up a retard, huh? Isn't that neat? Not for a rip, but beat up some retards. Oh, oh, man. Isn't that neat? You hit a retard. Oh, okay. Now we're moving a little bit south into Wisconsin. How neat is that? How neat is that? You beat up a retard. Oh, gee, dang it. You beat up a retard. Oh, holy from the Sheriff's Department's looking for you. Holy not holy.

24:47It's because it's because you beat up a retard. Don't tell him I'm here. He'll never find me. Holy can't do anything. Holy can't do anything, dude. He's stupid as shit. Oh, for piss sake, you hit a retard. Who piss sake for the sake of piss? Holy can't do anything unless it spends around and then it spends around. They'll do something, but it'll be the wrong thing. Yeah. According to everything, don't even get me started when fucking Lena shows up. Now it's a party. According to WFMZ, police and Nazareth were called on June 23rd for a welfare check. Yeah, I got my welfare check. You don't need to show up. It's not going to catch it because we do like the noisy reduction thing, but you pause right after Nazareth and I have to be taking a drink. I think you expected one of us to bust out the guitar roof. No, I was going to say make a joke about like Galilee or something. Yeah, what did the Galilee police call you?

25:47Police in Nazareth had to travel from the Middle East to fucking come check on somebody and pens come on. Wait a second. It's called Trans Jordan. It's been fucked up that long. Yeah, like Trans and Hitsdria. Yeah, you're going to watch out for those guys. I identify as a Nisquia. Trans this is fucking hilarious. Dude, that whole country looks like a golden eye map. And they're like, what the Soviet Union ended? Uh-uh. I think not. You know, la la la. I couldn't hear you. And then I was going to make a joke about welfare check. I'd be like, oh, my tax returns. Yeah, I'm well fed check with some walking. I'm not a welfare check with some lucky. They're not doing so good because they're split now. Yeah, they speak. It was a messy breakup. It would have been better if they changed them to the checks and balances. Oh, hey, oh.

26:48Get out of here. Slow Vax. Is there any like like like Holy Roman Empire, like irredentists out there that are trying to fucking just now we got it. We got to go back to that. We got it. We got a unify my brother. You say holy Roman Empire dentists. Yeah, irredentists. I don't know if they're any less. Oh, I am like such a miss, Finn. I'll stop using big boy words. Why weren't you at Charlemagne practice? Yeah. Holy Roman Empire, eerie dentists. Oh, shit. Dr. Giggles. Dr. Giggles. Finish the failings or you're fired. The comment that no, not the Roman Empire, the Holy Roman Empire. They weren't using fat length as anymore. That point was all about Calvary charges. Yeah, that's a cavalry charge. Not Calvary. That's a different thing. That's a chapel. It's also where they fucking crucified Christ.

27:50Yeah. A Golgotha. Well, it's two different things. No, I know. Golgotha. There's a incantation out one word to Golgotha. That's pretty good. Yeah, I'm golf. Golgoth. Oh, shit. Pretty golf, dude. There was an all I'm a mound of I'm a mound of shit. There's all like Spanish like doomy kind of death metal band called Golgotha. It was pretty good to not as good as incantation. Golgotha. Golgotha. Oh, man. We can't call that how close to where to Easter? We're going to get in trouble. I don't know. I just don't know what would happen to the inspector gadget if he did that. Just like a cross like unfolds for like his back and he dies. Well, but like when people get crucified, people just shit a whole bunch. They crucified a ton of people. So it was like a mound of shit up there. Jesus. He was deep in fucking high rocks athletic event shit or something. Oh, not the high racks. You coming back?

28:52Fuck shit. Hi, Rex. Hi, Rex. Hi, Rex for Syrax. Oh, that little road. That little road with Terremont. Oh, yeah. Wow. Especially if it was the band high racks, there's like five of those guys. They'd be the shit out of them. Who did the song like weasels ripping my flesh? That was because it was based off of the old. Oh, I think that was a screeching weasel album. Yes, but weasels ripped my flesh was a Frank Zappa album. Oh, yeah. I didn't think the weasels would rip my flesh. Well, it was based on like all this like all like pulp adventure, like serialized novels covers. No weasel, the juice. Oh, these are ripping flesh party. Well, then like the funny thing about that is if you've seen the cover of weasels ripped my flesh, it's like weasels rip my flesh. And then the speech bubble coming out of the guy getting his flesh ripped by the weasels. He just says, Riz. So Frank Zappa predicted brain rot. Have you considered that? Oh, I hadn't actually kind of make sense. Damn. The caller said one of the nurses was acting strangely would not come out for around two

29:55hours. I mean, we are talking about the guy that wrote the song Wato's it hurt when a peak and also don't eat yellow snow because that's where the Huskies go. Yeah, and Jewish princess who don't know shit about cooking and is arrogant looking. The caller said one of the nurses was acting strangely would not come out for around two hours. You waited two hours to call the cops. Well, it's the same reaction time whenever a woman sees a guy masturbating. I had to watch him for three hours. They put a good jive carry for the master like, oh no, but first what happened here? Damn. It's two hours a long time to masturbate. W FMZ reported that an officer saw Robinson standing over the patient with her fingers in the patient's mouth. Fucking cross face. That's not an exercise and that's an expectorism. There's a crippler cross face. Rob. Get fish hooked.

30:56Robinson then allegedly said there were demons inside the patient that needed to come out. I'll be I'll be lube in my own crank show from now on. Thanks. Octavia. Yeah, there's demons that need to come out. That's why I was masturbating. Yeah, it's like a ghost. I don't even get on masturbation. I don't even remember. Oh, never mind. I got it. He's slimed me. Oh, I'm not slimed. You never want to get slimed by slimer. Yeah, I call my cock on your head. Slimer's not in the name, John. What I do is act the plans of just ghost come. Yes. Oh. Yeah. No, but nobody realizes this, but ghosts are just constantly leaving seamen all over you all the time. Oh, grouse. Yeah. Surprise ghost come. A grand jury report stated the woman's roommates tried to get help from staff and officers. Yeah, but they're all like crippled in convalescent home.

31:58Robinson was taken to an area hospital for an involuntary emergency health evaluation. Can you just hit her over the head with a night stick? Long, long crew. Overlong. Shows over to nothing to see here. Oh, you got to do this. Lately for that. Well, they they made them get rid of those news actual night sticks when they went to New York City in Boston. Uh, same thing, basically. Still does blunt damage, you know, but what is my fucking doby, brother? Yeah. Do you think that was like one of the cobras stories where he like supposedly got into an argument with somebody to bar was that they they bought us like a like a drink that had the word marijuana and it was like with marijuana. Yeah, and cobras like and I laughed at it because we. Because because I remember that weed existed. So I laughed. Look what the fuck what are you two? And then the bartender is like, get the fuck out of here.

33:00You're a big shit. You should get out of here. Fuck you out of care. You're gay. That's a little yap and go, bro. We get the fuck out. Shut up. I hope it did. That's funny. We shut up. Shut up. So I'm just a special. Especially we started laughing like that one Jewish guy from revenge on the earth. He's like, oh my god. I got a laugh. I got a laugh like that. You never even tip my wagers. It's fuck you, saunders. Shut up. I'm tired of your shit. His next article is great because this guy looks like he's a old what's his face that really stunk real bad, but had a huge hog and all the fucking czarist women loved him or whatever. What the fuck in? Oh, damn. Homey got fucked up. Now I'm brain farting. Do it. Where's my rescue? Yeah, Raspout. Oh, Jesus. I thought he was talking about Ron Jeremy. Oh, no. That guy looks like he smells bad. Oh, rumor is he totally shit.

34:01He looks like Rasputin's corpse. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Holy fuck. But like he's swollen up like who's that nigger kid that everybody fucking talks about every every day. There has to be a new article about this nigger kid that was thrown in a river. Nigger kid that something tall. Emmett Till. Emmett Till. So it looks like Rasputin, but he's like beat up like Emmett Till. What's he got that? What's he got tattooed on his face? Irish pride. Oh, it is Irish pride. And the fucking grim reaper with the hourglass on his chest. Yeah, holy shit. I think you already met him. Yeah, this guy got beat up so bad it turned his lips black. Look at that. Fuck, man. I guess it's better than it's a mess. It's better than meeting the grim reaper. He rapes, but he doesn't like it. This guy looks like golfer from Dimmu Borger after he puts the face paint on. Before a man who does not paint, that shit is face. Now, people understand he's got a resting lich face. Oh, no. That's a hell. A Florida man who challenged a police officer to a fight.

35:06I wonder how that turned out. Yeah, not a... Oh, I like the way that they wrote this article, by the way. Was left with quite the shiner and a bloodied up face in a horrific mug shock, followed his ill-advised provocation. That quite the shiner and a bloodied up face. Could you undersell this anymore? I mean, I'm looking at him and that is quite the shiner. I'm curious. It was her head shiner. Like, he's got an extra shiner under one eye. I always hated seeing those little guys in their little cars driving around in the police. Oh, that's the case. Yeah, the shiner. He's got light. Shiner's the half. They all smashed up faces. He's got like the Palpatine eyeballs, but only under one eye. Officers smashed face. Officers smashed. That's too much. I don't know if people think that's funny. I think it's funny. There was a death metal reference that I laughed and they were like,

36:06shut up, job, you're gay. Ronald. Ronald Jeffrey. That's like a death metal. Ronald Jeffrey Johnson was propped up by jail staff for his mug shot. That's how beat up he is. They had to hold him off the hand. They're the murder in the mug shot. They had time to the skeleton. They had to hold him up with the half-life credit. They had to weaken to hurt Bernie's him. Yeah. Making him wave as they're walking out of the hospital. Man, what a fucking mess. After he attacked a Fort Lauderdale police officer inside the Broward Health Medical Center on August 29th, according to Broward County jail records viewed by the post. The 51-year-old man allegedly yelled at medical staff in the emergency department when the officer who was in full uniform working in off-duty detail shift was called to the scene. I observed the defendant yelling at medical staff from the opposite side of the registration decks causing a breach of the... Wait, he's already in the hospital and he decides to cause more problems? Yeah, the officers in the hospital working off-duty. He's doing like a security shift at the hospital.

37:07And then this guy's at the hospital fucking wabber-urpin. Damn, they got, yeah, they got his other mugshot. They really beat the shit out of this guy. They like rearranged his bone. They shaved him. He looks like a gnarly. He was causing a breach of peace in the waiting room and creating fear in the surrounding patients. The officer wrote in an arrest report. Johnson, you know what? He was created in the other mugshot. He has a shiner under the other eye. Yeah. It's pretty wacky. Uh, you think he's a fan of that beer? Was it Shinerbock? Shinerbock. Jaterbock. I don't know why this always happened, but when I was going to college when I was driving down to the train station, it just, I think like my early class happened to coincide when the, like, when the, the fucking Shinerbock truck was making deliveries. Because I was always behind the Shinerbock truck. It was so weird. Like 7-30 in the morning every day. Anytime I'd see, I always thank it to the two in the jitterbuck. Shinerbock. See, I did it. I did it at the snap.

38:07Shinerbock. Well, snap. But I did a different one because, you know, you guessed it. I was like, Shinerbock. Do do do do do. You guessed it. Frank's the loan. Johnson confronted the cop after spotting him, turning his attention away from the medical staff. I want to, I want to fight you. And that, and that dialogue choice locked him into the bad ending route. Yeah. He really. It was one of those ones that's like, like, kind of like it, yeah, you move the controller down. It's on like the red quadrant of the yellow. Yeah. That was the point at which the whole thing turned. Any, um, couldn't, couldn't no longer get the hair in route. What do you, what do you call? Oh, yeah. I need to make a save. I wanted to bang. I ate a, I ate a reoco. God damn it. What's the fuck? What, what do you call that genre of music where they just snap and they go take it back? Like do I like do I want to fight you Johnson allegedly yelled before aggressively charging towards the officer?

39:16Oh, damn. A physical altercation between me and the defendant and suit where he initially grabbed me in an attempt to fight me and resisted me from controlling him. The officer was able to get control of the five foot eight two hundred and forty pound man. He's fat. Stop being mean. He doesn't look 240 pounds by the way. So we're talking like he's got the Ralph physique like the tiny little head. Yeah, or maybe like maybe a J.J. J.J. Feseek where he's left to play fat. Yeah, he becomes a pretty big five eight. He becomes a bean bag chair human. Stop. I mean, I don't think he's quite at J.J. No, of course that, but that should fucking nuts. It's very, it's very just. He's J.J. So fat. He's like non-uclidian. How fat is he? It doesn't even make sense. His head is just a pimple on a beer gun. Like you see a full body J.J. shot. You got to start rolling on like the the magnet table and call it a through.

40:16I don't care what the fuck's wrong with you. Like, oh, no, it takes plastic damage. I saw how fat J.J. was and now I'm sexually attracted to blood. It's safety. When he said in madness table, I started thinking, oh, or house in the middle of our street. But that's good song. That's kind of a take it back. Do do do adjacent. Wasn't that like grandfather. No, that was a madness. It was a scabby. They were named after the last line in bridge on the river Kauai. I love that place. It's so adorable. Or Kauai, which is scary. That was a little bit more what that movie was about. So you got control of bridge over bridge on the I can't remember. Bridge under. No, the bridge. The bridge next to. It doesn't even make sense.

41:16The bridge slightly adjacent to the bridge. Cady corner to the bridge is the bridge of scants. Scants. That's not a very useful bridge. He's stopping the intentional aggressive and physical behavior towards him before detaining Johnson. So that I call jerk and off to. Detaining the Johnson. Where's your where's your colon now, Mr. Irish pride? I'm like, you're off the case penis. Give me your badge penis. Give me your badge and your love gun. You know penis I might not agree with your methods, but you get results. God dammit. You get results. That's what I say every time I get like a boner to a check that's probably a little bit too fat to be getting a boner to. I don't always agree with your methods. I'm like, God dammit. Johnson didn't have to go have to go far to get treatment for his injuries inside the hospital.

42:19No, yeah, you know, if you're going to if you're planning on horrifically losing a fight. Hospital pretty good place to set that up. Yeah, well, anytime any time you like schedule a fight like I'll meet me out in front of the emergency room. Like that's a good place to do it. I don't think that's good. I feel like if you do that, you're already admitting you're going to lose. No, no, it's for either one of you. You're just planning ahead. What if one of us needs the hospital afterwards? Well, you're doing like like call the cops, but not for me. Well, it's just like, you know, instead of meet me by the flagpole after school, it's like meet me in front of the emergency room. It's like someone might need medical attention. We don't know that. That had been pretty tricky to do in my middle school years. I had a lot of spare distance from the hospital. Where's the flagpole right there? The hospital also had a flagpole. So you can meet it that one. At least, at least, I didn't specify which flagpole. Oh, you met me. You tried meeting me at the wrong flagpole.

43:20You fucking idiot. Like every building is a fucking flagpole. You're so dumb. I was talking about the flagpole in front of the courthouse. Not the one at the school. This is a middle school altercation. Why would I meet you somewhere else? You didn't tell me which flagpole. My brother in Christ, we are in sixth grade. Neither has access to transportation to a fighting location. At the location. At the location. He was bikes. He was medically cleared and transported to the Broward Coward. No, Broward Sheriff's office. That's what they call him. That's what they call him. Broward Coward Johnson. Put him up. Put him up. He's got an orange roof. He's a cowardly lion. I was watching a thing. Oh, that shit was funny, by the way. I like the cowardly lion. He's funny. I watch a documentary about how we're Johnson. Do you realize how big that shit was back in the day?

44:20Yes. And they know they got initially they got big for flock of fun. That's hard to say. Fried. My Asian came out there. Fried clam strips. Really? That I did. Yes. Yeah. Any relation to the form of firmer baseball player? I don't think so. Okay. His nickname was Hojo. Well, that was like the restaurant back in the 60s. I think even the baseball player fried clam strips. Yeah. He always fried clamships. He was real big in the 1890s. I mean, I'm going to turn my nose up and fried clams. This is tasty. I'm not nobody else on here like sometimes. Nobody else on here likes the bivalves. Paul. I like I like fried clam strips. Except you ever think a woman goes to her Brazilian wax and says, I'll give me the fried clam strip. No, but did you like how I did pause after that? Because by like bisexual. Do you like that? Yeah. I knew you can't.

45:20You can't say no. It's a good job. I called him. I had to point it out. That's how you know it's good. Well, I caught it. But I was like, I had to jump. He'd be like, huh, I jumped. That's not true. I like fried clams. Cram, cram, cram, cram, chips. That was a really good job. I think I really got used really a burst of them. And I still really like them in chowder. So I don't know. I've been real chowder, not man. Well, but Bob said, oh, yeah, that New York shit. What the fuck? I didn't even know that. I got like, Bob said we from that point of time. We refer to you as a true chowder head. Do you want to shout out ahead? Yeah. I'm like, like, I got family from that part of the world. And like, I didn't know about that Manhattan bullshit. Like, what the fuck? Tomatoes in the clam chowder? Yeah, sorry, New England all the way. You got to save the tomatoes for the muscles, Mary, and Mary. You want me to pay how much for this Manhattan clam chowder? I'll give you a couple beads, dummy. You know, yeah, if he, the people don't know this, but if you go to New York, you could buy anything by just throwing like cut up cheese.

46:21That's hard to say. Seashells at them. Yeah, I tell them I have heap, Wampum. What is that Wampum Generate interest? Wampum damn near killed them. You should have replaced the gold reserve with Wampum. Then you wouldn't be in this predicament. You need to get back on the Wampum standard. Nixon, you fucking idiot. The Wampum standard. How much Wampum could an average salary get you in 1970 versus now? I don't know, like three. Yeah, if you're looking to get half a Wampum now. Yeah, I don't know how much fun. Ever since we got off the fucking Wampum standard? Yeah, well, because yeah, nobody standardized the Wampum. Nobody knows. Now I had to grow up when my dad hit me and called it Wampum. Oh, Jesus. I don't know. That's a fun joke, huh? Johnson was charged with aggravated backtree on an officer,

47:21resisting an officer with violence, assault on an officer, and disorderly conduct. I'm fine with charge stacking for this guy. He's like, he's trying to bull rush an officer in the hospital. Yeah, apparently it was held on a rather large bond. That commas in a weird place. Yeah, they kind of fucked that up. I don't know what the actual number is supposed to be. The swollen face suspect was wanted in Georgia for failing to appear in court on terroristic threats. He's being held on a dollar sign eight comma $5,000 bond, $85,000 bond? Or $8,500. Nobody knows. I think it was $8,500. And I think somebody that would tap into zero a little to zealously. The officer was also injured in the brawl, suffering a laceration to his left hand that needed more stitches. Yeah, I got hurt too. I heard my head beat the shit out of this guy. Yeah, they didn't mention that they didn't mention that the stitches were on his knuckles.

48:22Yeah, then you got Ronald over here saying, you should have seen the other guy. I was the real victim in all the fight. I heard the fuck out of his hand with my face. Take that officer. Oh, no, you're saying he's wimp low? Face the foot style. How you like it? Yeah, I really fucked up your fist officer. Okay, but okay. His last words were, if you haven't asked, I'll kick it. Every time you look at your fist, you think of me. He was there to eat, ask and kick bubble gum. He was all out of bubble gum. This guy's got his face so fucked up even prior to the altercation that you can't tell what's the tattoo and what's his like just really shitty beard. I don't even know where my drops are for that. If it dropped for bad tattoos? No, for your face. What happened to your face? I think we know what happened.

49:22What's wrong with your face? I think we know what happened to his face. It was officer broke knuckle over there. Better than officer fuck knuckle. Oh, no. Yeah, officer moose knuckle. No. The tightest pants in the department. Officer skinny jeans over there. Oh. He's wearing really tight denim and leg warmers. I never liked skinny jeans. No. I like I think I'm a roomie. I'm going to bring back fucking pipes with a ZU watch. Yeah, I'm going to I would also go lower and I paying extra money for jingos. Yeah, that's why I went to pipes. I'm not, you know, I'm not a highfalutin fella. I'm not in the jingos. I ain't gonna bracket. Why don't you go more, more of old school and bring back the Zoot suit. Oh, now we're talking.

50:22You get all the pussy pussy. Like in that time of Jerry card with the re that we that was too many hopskips in the jumps. So apparently there's been other articles about some cat in the hat business threatening schools and shit on the internet. But this. None of them were like funny enough to include in in previous weeks. Is this going to be like you remember what was it like maybe fuck a 10 15 years ago. Everybody was like the clowns. Well, we even had articles. We had articles about that while we've done the show. We did it. Like I think we caught like the tail end of it though. But police in West Kelow in a BC. Damn. Yeah, they all smell bad. That's why they have to play in BC. Sorry. Before common era. Yeah, what era? What's your delineation? Well, obviously when the rapper common got popular. Yeah, they didn't say 1995 was common era. That's the start of the common era. I don't know when he got famous, but.

51:24He shows up in movies, but he always plays like the fruityest fucking dude in the movie. Or are some sort of like fake tough guy. Yeah, like was he was a douchebag in on the early shitty second John Wick movie. He was also in a movie with a bunch of. Oh, killers for hire going after one person going after a guy who was going to test fighting against the mob or something. Smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke. Smoke and ace. Yeah, that's the one I'm thinking of. He was really fruity in that. It was it was him and Alicia keys that were like, oh, we love each other. Yeah, and he was like really fucking gay in it, which is weird because the whole point of the movie is he's like in love with the check. But it's like, yeah, nobody's buying it, dude. He was mad fruity in that. But he's also in a, but he's also an assassin competing against other assassins for the money. Yeah, I don't think so, buddy. I had to watch that. I had to watch that shit on an airplane. I mean, other parts of the movie were. Other parts of the movie were kind of fun, but. I don't, yeah, I mean, it's been a long time. Maybe it was okay. I remember him being real fruity in that.

52:25And there was another one where he was in like. Isn't there multiple movies where like common has been in like witness protection? Like that's the plot of the movie. Like, there's a bunch of those. But I always get him confused with the movies. What's his face? And Wu Tang has popped up in. What ghost face? No, it's a man. The Rizza the Jizza. I'm going to go ahead and say anybody in the wood think they could beat the shit out of common. But they also do make very bad movies. But yeah, police in West Kelowna, BC say they're looking for someone who was wearing a cat in the hat costume when they allegedly chased a teenager walking in the Okanagan community. Oh, no. Is that is that in Japan? The Okanagan. Yeah, they want they want our Air Force out of there. Nami. Our RCMP. I are not CMP. I ain't looking at nobody. Why for me know MCMP then?

53:26Have not released additional details other than saying the girl was able to get home safely in the suspect has not been identified. He's the cat in the hat. Duh. He's very sucean. Like they talk about like they talk about lynchian. Do we have any comments from thing one and or thing to? What about pop who has been hopped on? The has been hopped on. What about one fish two fish? Let's not forget green eggs and hell. Green egg and ham it. Anybody asked for comment from the fucking snitches and then also the ones with the stars. Yeah, the like the butter on the wrong side of the bread or whatever. I just remember one of the greatest films of all time because I'm starring Shikila Niel when he was a rapping genie and by rapping. I mean he he talks vaguely rhythmically and rhyme. And at one point he said, look, green egg and ham it.

54:26That was pretty fucking sick. Kirk pops out plays a shitty riff. Oh, like from the valley. Yeah. I don't want any green eggs and ham it. Oh, wow. Yeah, I was that one over my head. He starts he starts noodling and yeah, like him and him and Rob. And the kids. Rob got to come out and play a doodle. Yeah, they got to start playing a print song because they're in Minneapolis or whatever. I couldn't believe I'll bad those were when you guys showed those to me. Those are those are fucking bad. Yeah, you think, oh, professional touring band and they do this. Yeah, that's as close as you can get to actual public masturbation. The argument would work in order to express in credulity if not for the fact that Lars is also in this band. Like like like James could be asleep and play all those songs that they told you. Check it out my professional like multi platinum selling band. Here's our drummer. He goes.

55:26His job is to play the drums. That's all he has to do. And it's. She's been playing drums since the late 70s. Like what? How does that happen? Pretty bad, dude. Like at this point James is like snoring while playing these tunes on stage because he just knows them so much by heart. But these guys come out and be like. Bram bram bram bram bram bram bram bram bram bram bram bram bram. Oh man. Maybe it's just like my mother. Oh, fuck yeah, Jesus. I'm feeling extra hostile towards metallic because I happen to watch in the wake of the stream last week. I went down the Dave Mastain video recommendation rabbit hole. Oh, did you see his mosh pit etiquette video again or whatever? I did it was funny. It's like where he throwing shoes on stage. Don't do that. If I see anybody coming out of this show and they only got one show. I love the thumbnail for that video.

56:26He's like laying on the ground on his side. He's still like a playground pose. Yeah. Well, I was thinking it was like a photo spread for like teen beat or something. Teen beat me at like tiger beat. It's the day of the state. Because he's fully closed. Hey man, if you throw stuff on stage, that's not cool. He was very reasonable about it. It hurts my face and it hurts my feelings. I almost wonder because they said oh, they kicked him out of the balcony because he was so crazy. Like maybe that was the level of crazy and they're just like giant posties and they couldn't handle it. He went up to like like like like Lars or something. He was like, hey man, chill out. They're like, get out of here. You're a sick kick. Oh. Well, that's why they killed Cliff because he started saying the same stuff. No fuck. I'm in here for my life.

57:26Cliffs like, hey guys, I need to I do know that he actually was fucking nuts in the 80s, which is why I love him. Well, it's like, hey guys, maybe we should tone it down on the party and we're going to crash your plane, Cliff. Or crash the boss. Because you see they crash the plane into the bus. Well, no, that was Randy Rose. That was right. Yeah, that was the that was the plane in the bus. Yeah, it was. But you know the, um, uh, the fucking, it's not even really a conspiracy. Most people do know this on that night. Lars and Cliff happened to switch box. Consider that if you will. It's like, uh, it's like, uh, who was it? Uh, buddy, buddy Holly died because Whalen gave up his seat on the plane or whatever. Yeah. Or maybe it was the big bopper. I can't remember who was sick. Oh, no, it was a richy valance. That was sick. So Whalen, Jen, it says you can have my seat so you can get to the next place on time and get the feeling back. Yeah, and then they killed him in that dead Mexican guy. Yeah, Richie Valance was here. The bomb. I've little bomb. Yeah, he was parrho by Laura bomb.

58:26Yeah, that song goes to didn't he die in that plane crash too? That's what I'm saying. Whalen Jennings gave up his seat. So Richie Valance could get on there because he was sick. He had the sniffles. Oh, so he's like racist. I don't think I don't think he knew that the band he was playing in was going to end because the plane crash too. Because Whalen was playing with buddy Holly in the crickets. I mean, I know about that, but I would be willing to believe that Whalen Jennings was not fond of the beaners. You're O'Donnell songs sucks, beater. Given, given, you know, Whalen Jennings proclivity. I don't know. He seemed like an alright dude until he lost his feet to the beaters. No, but wasn't, was it either one that had like all like the racist songs that he did under like another name? No, that was David Allen co. That's David Allen could cut up stupid. Whalen Jennings will will might have gone fishing, right? But dad's going to kill me if you ever hear. He's a big Whalen Jennings fan. That's that's something that makes sense for like a New Jersey Italian to be into right. Whalen Jennings, he fucking loves him. I think at some point after you become a dad and stuff, you occasionally get to like an outlaw country phase.

59:31Because and that shit, that that shit might even have started before I was born. Some of my earliest memories of my dad is we're driving in the car and homeboys busted out the fucking. We don't even have a radio. He's just singing the goddamn songs. Yeah, it's like Tony saying, I don't want to do your dirty work no more. I mean, my dad's like steely Dan too, but I think that's just everybody like steely Dan. Uh, the Mounties have however released a photo showing the suspect standing on a street at night wearing a four cat in the hat suit. Complete with the characters distinctive red and white striped hat. You already said full cat in the hat suit. Why is it whenever there's like a weirdo cryptid thing like the pictures always have to look like they're from an analog horror video? Don't we have better cameras than this? Well, I think this might be a security cam, but like it was like a block down the street. Maybe. I don't know. I just think it may be like sector 3037 and hands and hands. And that's what it looks like when you actually knew that. Maybe it was a Lassambra.

1:00:32But what were they hoping to get out of it if they enhanced it and like clean it up with a. I definitely dress up like the cat in the hat. Like, oh, it's Mike. It's Mike Myers because it happened in Canada. Oh, Jesus. Wasn't he? I'd run for my life. Wasn't he the cat in the hat in the movie? Yeah. Yeah. I never saw that police described when I was describing the insulators as a concerning prank and say wearing the costume is not a criminal offense, but following another person in a manner that causes them to fear for their safety may cause to criminal harassment. I wasn't staring at her either. Oh, there's a Canadian green light. What is it? I have to explain who the fuck is. The cat in the hat is a well-known character who first appeared in the book of the same name by Theodore Dr. Seuss Giesel in 1957. Gieser. Gieser. Going on to inspire a 2003 live-action movie starring Canadian actor Mike Myers. Oh, there we go. West, Kallona, RCMP, or asking anyone with dash camera security footage from around 9 p.m. on August 24th. Now, that's the right time. Like 9 p.m. chasing around someone.

1:01:32That's a good time to be doing weird spooky shit. You stand. Yeah, because it's not too early and it's not too late. I get you. Two in the morning in a neighborhood in like West Kallona or Kallona. Kallona. Tommy. Were you aware of the fact that in a job standard time, it is officially 901 right now? Oh, fuck. Oh, man. The right time for a fucking. I know I got I got to make sure that you have ready cats and hats. Yeah, the starbelly stitches and all the who's done and who will learn after me? Look out for shots unless you pose. And the rags is. Yeah, you got to watch out for the little rags. It's pretty tricky. Who will speak for the chugs? Probably just the chugs are pretty good at yapping about shit. Security camera footage from around 9pm on August 24th in the 2000 block of Shamrock Drive to contact them. Oh, faith in me. Regardless of whether the individual intended to behavior as a joke following a young person causing them to fear for the safety is extremely

1:02:33consoining. Yeah, it gave me the it. Dating red flag. Chases me dressed as cat in the hat. I don't know if we'll get that. We'll get to that story, but there is one here where like the one of the cops like said that there was an Ick factor and I was like shut up. But then they're like heavily implying stuff without saying it is when we get that article all I'll expand. Fucking cupcake cupcake is fucked dude. We're like fuck cake. Oh shit. People should understand that. Shut that bitch up for a fuck starter face. Take that Sarah Silverman out. People should understand that behavior intended as a prank and have serious consequences with it when it causes another person to reasonably fear for their safety. Well, you can't stand your ground in Canada. I want to be eternally known as the guy who shot the cat in the hat. Yeah, that's not good. Like kindergarteners all over the world are going to have it out for you. Well, they could do throw their fucking Velcro shoes.

1:03:34I mean, I'll go fuck. What's next? Are you going to take out the one fish two fish redfish bluefish? Probably well redfish is pretty tasty. That bluefin tuna is pretty good. Bluefin. Bluefin. Bluefin and jufin. When we get to break, I might do some bluefin. Oh no. It sounds like shitting to me. I know I got it. I got it. Police say they're also reminding parents to tell their children not to walk my way. Motho. Pop. To tell their children to move toward a safe populated location. Yeah, unless you're like rural BC. In a populated location in Canada is probably bad. You're going to bump into a bunch of Somalians. Or fucking Chinese people if you're in like a Vancouver. Well, you're probably okay there as long as you don't have any harvestable organs and or cats. Or fish. Who doesn't like fish? Well, the Chinese users use them as a suppository. I know. You know, we haven't had one of those in a while, but yeah.

1:04:36It does happen. Move to a popular like all the guy said like a whole to lobbyist. Swam up his ass. Like holy shit, dude. Holy to lobby about. We got some fishy business later too. No. Move to a populated location if they believe they're being followed and the contact of trusted adult and con. What if it's none of their relatives? I don't trust any of them. There are all the types of assholes. Yeah, trusted adult sounds kind of loaded. You know, all those assholes would dress up like the cat and the hat and chase me around. There's the cat. The cat that had the had the had have a song. Carry on my wayward son. Carry on my wayward son. Good song. Now, what was on my, on it's bananas and pajamas are coming down the stairs. Well, and my song was Tommy the goon is coming downstairs.

1:05:39The goon. Yeah, I'm watching cover down the stairs. No, coming downstairs. I'm ejaculating in the basement. No. I mean, your basement. I'm ejaculating. That's not good. But it's time for break. Oh, I suppose it is. It's time for break. And you know what? What? Can you imagine the hypocrisy? That's the worst part of it to me. Oh, man, visualize my eyes. Good, babe. Imagine my chakras. I don't care. I just say stuff. Stuff just come. Imagine my chakras. You gotta watch out for that guy who played, who played that in an instrument. Ravi Shanker. He's a lead watch out for fucking Paul Joseph Watts. They might try to fucking vibrantly prog up your aimless scene.

1:06:42Oh, no, my aimless been progged up. Yeah. But we'll see on the other side. Listen to this RFI about hypocrisy and we'll see it. Yeah. I said, you hit it. I hit it. You hit it. You hit it. You hit it. You hit it. You hit it. You hit it. You hit it. You hit it. You don't stop. You're lucky to. Oh, yeah, baby. You hear that chef start talking. You know what time it is. Swadee. Yeah. That's another Swedish episode. This 448th installment of Radio Free Enzmuth. And it's another episode with the controversy generating semi-click baby title. Same sort of thing I pulled on the suffocation episode of the way I got to say. One more about the say now probably isn't anywhere near as controversial as saying. Breeding the spawn is the best suffocation album. Not me. Which is true, by the way. Go and watch Radio Free Enzmuth episode of 443 for more information on that. But no, this week the big controversial statement is the fourth dimension is the best hypocrisy album.

1:07:43Which yeah, is a statement that isn't going to have as many people pulling a... What am I talking about? As my self-acation take. And I think the reason for this isn't that there's a bunch of 4th dimension haters out there. But rather, despite how relatively well known they are, I feel like hypocrisy is a ridiculously underrated band. Especially nowadays. Like I don't see them get brung up much at all anymore. And it does kind of blow my mind because these guys were like possibly my most important entry point into the older school styles of death metal. Way the fuck back in the day. We're talking like I couldn't legally drink yet. I couldn't buy smokes yet. I had just barely gotten my driver's license. And my favorite death metal band in the world at the time Nile was going on tour. They were bringing along a couple of bands, decapitated, and hypocrisy. And me being a rather inquisitive young fellow. I was like, okay, I should see what both these bands are about. Spoilers I ended up liking them both a lot. You can watch Radio Free Enzmuth episode 414 for my thoughts on the good decapitated albums that being the first three.

1:08:43And you can check out Radio Free Enzmuth episode 238 for my thoughts on hypocrisy as a band overall. The short version of it is I think they're spectacular. I love the early stuff. The albums with Mossett Broberg on vocals. I've seen some old schoolers slag these albums off saying that they were emblematic of the increasing commercialization of death metal. Said old schoolers to full of shit because this stuff's actually fucking awesome. How can you fucking hate that? Alright, that's the good shit. If that kind of material ain't making the little hairs in the back of your neck stand up, don't any ear nose and throat department. Get your hearing checked. Then you get the two albums that came out after the fourth dimension. Abducted in the final chapter. And once again, I think anybody with their head screwed on straight will tell you. Those are absolute classics of the melodic death metal genre, just as essential as the early hypocrisy stuff in their own way. It just happens to be in a slightly different subgenre of the death metal type shit. I make a mon dude, Roswell 47.

1:09:43That's what's up. And honestly, the stuff that came out after that, maybe it's not classic in the same way, something like Oskulimov's scene in where the final chapter is. But I can find plenty of things that I can do to make it happen. I'm not sure if I can make it happen. I'm not sure if I can make it happen. I'm not sure if I can make it happen. Let me see if I can make it happen to it. I would try to think it'd be anDaddy andarlo, seriously. Oh shit. The 2016 era, again. I think there's…. That's what was supposed to tend toって about thisそうだ Essa is in the world? Life is so painful. My only favorite, my favorite way of due full usage is to hit the National Heute like the charts strategy hack. I really get calm about the fun of the movie. You know how I got the whole of the fun of the movie. Jokes! That was a joke, this is satire. I already calm down. But yeah, hypocrisy. All that other stuff? Generally pretty good.

1:10:43But the fourth dimension, man. Hypocrisy album number three. Their first full length with Peter Totgren doing all of vocals. I was listening to this album last week for the first time in a while. And I gotta say, thinking back through my entire history, I listened to Death Metal. This motherfucker got to be in the top five. It's fantastic, and not only that, but... There ain't much out there that sounds like it. Maybe the heaviest moments of Godgore, who are also a very unique sounding band in their own right, and quite high up the list of my favorite Death Metal albums themselves. That's kinda it. Maybe some isolated moments of the fourth dimension. Might bear resemblance to stuff other bands would do later on. We'll get to that when it shows up. But in general, this is just like a unique slab of very dark atmospheric. I guess you could call it melodic, death metal, but it don't really sound like... Most melodic death metal I ever heard. Whatever you wanna call it, you gotta hear this stuff. Okay, it's fucking good. It starts out with this atmospheric juggernaut of a song entitled Apocalypse.

1:11:43This one's... All about atmospheric build-up and sonic layering. These guys are a three-piece. You got bassist, guitarist, slash vocalist, and drummer. And they work together with that minimalist setup. It's breathless, just majestic, expansive, very, very epic. And we're talking like poetic eta-anian Odyssey epic, not internet epic. Type-chant from very minimalist ingredients. They manage to pull this off by utilizing each instrumental element to its fullest extent. Like this bass guitar right here as the transition, and then the drum performance. Every beat is purposefully placed. Every single little minute element of the music feels so well thought out. Also, Peter Tachgren's vocals. Oh, go on, this was... Da-damned, that's hateful! Whether he's doing grouse, screams, or cleans, it all just drips with this missing, throttic emotion.

1:12:47But the real star here gotta be the guitar playing. And I think you could see why I call this death metal that's melodic, but it's debatable as to whether or not this is actually a melodic death metal album. The riffing style here is unlike just about every other melodic death metal band that I've ever heard. Again, boring God-cory. It's also pretty far removed from just about every other non-melotic death metal band that I've ever heard. It's the totally unique thing going on here. Even compared to later hypocrisy, which kinda dipped into this style, but didn't go anywhere near as crazy with it as the boys did on the fourth dimension. So that's Apocalypse, one of the all-time, great atmospheric death metal openers. The follow-up track, Mind Corruption, is one of the all-time greatest atmospheric death metal track twos. If that linguistic construction made any fucking sense. During the slow parts on this album, the guitar layering is done in this interesting way. We're always gonna have one sort of like drone note layer,

1:13:47grinding out a funeral dirge, and then you'll have sort of a messy melodic layer that's playing a cyclic melody that sort of spins off of the droning dirge layer. Then for the non-dummy parts, it's not really melodic death metal at all. It's just aggressive, heavily thrash-influenced shit. And that thrash-influenced extends down to the very intentional placement of lyrical stanzas, the rhythmic catchy stuff, then you got the sit counterpoint riff like this one. Nice screen there as well. We're from this counterpoint riff. They go back into the slow riff that opened the song up, and you realize something. That fast riff, the one that goes like... ...is actually an almost perfect inversion of the slow riff from the beginning of the song. You know...

1:14:48Consciously, you might not even have been aware of the connection, because there was that massive barrage of thrashy death metal riffs in between those two instances. But on a subconscious level, it actually really helps to tie the whole composition together in a way that just feels so natural. So subtle, you might not have even noticed but your brain did. And the way that this song closes out is just so fucking good. Because you're back into that doomy riff, they're clearly built up for something. And here's what they're built up to. An absolutely mind-blowing solo, not because it's got sweet picking or tapping, or even because it's going particularly fast. It's the way that the lead guitar melodies tie into the doomy riff there, that it just hits this emotional chord with me. It's the kind of solo that's so memorable, so well constructed, you can actually sing along to it. In a way, it's actually very power metal, even if the trappings of the rest of the music decidedly aren't. When I first got into metal, like way the fuck back in the day, as a freshly minted teenager, what attracted me to metal was the guitar solos.

1:15:52So that's probably why this was such a gateway album for me in my youth. And speaking of that sort of gateway to old school death metal thing that this album did for me, the song that I fell in love with the most in my young teenage years is Track 3 Reincarnation. Kind of like another major death metal gateway song for me in my younger years, decapitated the first dam. This is one of the simpler songs, structure-wise, on the album. The main backbone of the song is kind of a four-chord repeating sequence. But the things they do with that sequencer's mind-blowing, like this dark melodic part here, or the more chugging character it takes when the vocals come in. It's just the same chords over and over again. But the way that the other elements of the song are arranged around it makes it all work, bringing that lead guitar melody back in after some of the chugs. All building up to the point of the song where eventually we do get a change in the chords being utilized as the backbone.

1:16:54He got this grinding mid-paced double bass part, also the lyrics on this song, and particularly very cool. And it's interesting that kind of mysterious because up until recently hypocrisy made it a point to never print the lyrics. Which probably resulted in some embarrassing King Coverage AFS, find something to ratify type shit. Make it joking, I will say and you will laugh and I will cry. On the part of anybody trying to cover these songs, but hey, that's the price you pay for generating a sense of mystique. Anyways, this is a cool transition riff into another awesome fucking solo. This one's even better than the one I mine corruption. Dripping with, I guess you can call it soul. It certainly has a very potent aura to it. And all this stuff going on underneath it is great too. This combination of that drum groove, slight variation, and the main chords of the song. Speaking of which, we're back into that now. And one of the most important subtle elements of the song is about to emerge. Right here. That harmonic is more important to this song, to this album, to this band, to my life as an appreciator of the heavy metal art forms than you will ever realize, okay?

1:18:03Maybe the most important note ever hit on a death metal album. And that's just the first three tracks. This whole album is just wall-to-wall hits. So many cool fucking songs on here. Like, take the late album Banger, the North Wind. That's an example. You know, I listened to this album so much in high school. Even time, family! Even time, immediate family! We came at least passively familiar with it. And this song in particular was my little brother's favorite song. My little brother don't even like death metal. And the fact that he liked this song probably made me pay more attention to it. So thanks, bro. For that, because this song fucking kicks out. That this semi-molotic death metal crashy beginning into a doomy evil sounding midsection. Again, a real sense of the epic exists within this song. Really cool lyrics this time around as well. And you might remember towards the beginning of this episode I mentioned that. The only bands that really reminded me of the progress in fourth dimension was God Gory, apart from a few other numbers.

1:19:04That did sound like stuff other bands would do later on. Well, here's one of them. Tell me that shit don't sound like a monomark before a monomark was even really a thing. Same kind of drumming, same kind of riffing, everything. And as if to underscore that, they've been bringing some more melodic death metal sounding harmonic riffs over the top of it. It's also worth noting that Peter Totgren, the main guy in hypocrisy, produced pretty much all the early monomark stuff. So yeah, no, I think that's a pretty obvious case of this era of hypocrisy kind of rubbing off on a monomark, at least when it comes to songs like this. And I gotta say as much as I do enjoy the first couple of monomark releases, hypocrisy is fourth dimension, it's just on a whole no other level. Speaking of that Totgren guy, he's kind of like Dan Swano, Mark II, in that he has a lot of fun.

1:20:06And he had this death metal band, where he got to try out all these different ideas, and then he ended up producing for a whole lot of other bands, and much like Edges Sanity, who I got into later, and who are also one of my favorite death metal bands of all time, that sort of experimental mad scientist producer kind of feeling resulted in a wide variety of different song types existing on each album. That's absolutely the case with fourth dimension. And it gives you really out-of-left field type songs like slaughtered. This one's real groove, heavy, almost kind of stodary, and it gives large shoké in Mikhail Headland a chance to show off their chops. In addition to Peter Totgren's considerable guitar playing talent, kind of makes me think Edges Sanity songs like Song of the Sirens, and that means we're gonna have real bone-crushing groups. That's what's up. Like this song is just stompy and mean sounding, barbaric caveman shit, and it's again very accessible, probably a big part of why it was this sort of gateway album into older school styles of death metal for me.

1:21:14And yet the songwriting is interesting and subtle enough that it still holds my attention as a kind of sort of much more extreme death metal many years later. Like there's lots of cool little variations in riffing going on. If you listen for them despite the fact that the song is generally just boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. The whole fucking time. Another thing I mentioned earlier about this album that makes it really cool is how hypocrisy at this point was a three piece, and they really utilize all three instrumentalists to the utmost of their ability. That's not just as far as their playing goes. Like Peter Totgren is pretty much the main songwriter here, but all three guys get credits on various songs on this album. And in fact, the song Black Forest, kind of smack dab right in the middle of the album, doesn't have a Peter Totgren songwriting credit. That one's all Mikhail Headland and Lars Shokit. And wouldn't you know it? It's one of the most interesting songs on the album. This one starts out kind of similar to slaughtered in that it's very stompy,

1:22:15but the guitar playing style could not be more different than that song. To me, these riffs scream black metal, specifically baffery, at least until we get up to this counterpoint riff, which is heading into more death metal-y territory. Also a great lyrical placement. Very cleverly inserting the lyrical stances in between the big riffs. Then back into another, again very baffery, at least to my ears, sounding sort of riff. But then you watch what they do with it. It's that same baffery riff. They switch the cadence up under it to turn it into total Swedish death metal. In a very interesting sort of way. Then you get another kind of rolling double bass transition into a much more technical US death metal sort of thing. Remember Peter Totgren actually, rehearsed with malevolent creation a few times before heading back to Sweden to start a pop. This US death metal influence kind of helps set them apart from a lot of their peers. But it's the way that this song ends that I really want to point out.

1:23:17It all collapses into noise and then from that noise emerges a total Scandinavian style black metal riff. Even more baffery-ish than how the song started out actually sounds frighteningly norwegian. Doesn't even really sound like a lot of the Swedish black metal at the time. It was still very death metal. This is just straight up spooky atmospheric black metal type shit. And then it all fits into this incredibly well constructed album that is the fourth dimension. There's a level of intentionality to how the songs are ordered on this album, how each flows into the next stylistically that I find to be very appealing. And this is perhaps most noticeable in the closing track to this album, the title track. Which feels like a response to the opening track of the album Apocalypse. Because they're both very do me, spiced with keyboards sort of meditations on death. But while Apocalypse was like macro cosmic, the whole world's dying, this one is micro cosmic, looking at death from the point of view of just one narrator.

1:24:20And in that way it becomes even more emotionally powerful. Also I like the little bass part here. Simple but effective and very memorable, which you could honestly describe the whole album like that. So it makes sense they would really hone in on that vibe for the final track of the album, and also make up the title track. Lyrics on this one again, even though they're not written down, they're pretty fucking understandable for death metal. And I find them to be quite well written, very effective in communicating the pain and fear that comes with the realization of death. Here's a sixth screen. That takes us to another very well done, build up transition into the solo. And it's as great as all the other melodic, slow, burning, soulful, hateful sounding solos that are scattered throughout this album. Which I've hopefully been able to convince you that I've got good reasons. For listening, this is one of my favorite death metal albums.

1:25:21Certainly my favorite hypocrisy album. And I feel like it doesn't get nearly the amount of recognition that it deserves. Alright, this is one of the all-time death metal masterpieces. And I will stand behind that until I myself enter the fourth dimension. Thanks for listening or watching or ever you chose to consume this episode. And I hope to see you again next week for some more of that heavy metal goodness. Y'all are always to take a fucking bloody shot. Because there's some bruises of fucking delicious ribs. Hey pals, welcome back to the second half of the show. Hi, hello. You know what pal stands for personal ass liquor. You. What the fuck? I don't know who's the thing when I was a kid. I don't know. I guess we can't be pals in. Correct. It gives a whole new meaning to that video game pal world. Oh no. You want a bunch of animals looking Uranus?

1:26:22I've never seen somebody like that. This is in all my life. Lord knows I have. That's not good. No. Toss salad and scrambled eggs. That's like a new you went down to dark path on real 34. That's like a real new stupid variety of like gay right when you're shit when you got to like. Pretend to enjoy like the Chinese knockoff with whatever popular thing is because it's based or something. Even though it sucks. Pretty gay. It was a stupid game with a monkey in it. Gay. I did. Yeah. Something we'll call it. I'm with we'll call yeah. I'm still we'll call. Enjoy your roll slap idiot. I've never even seen any gameplay footage of it. Did you notice like everybody could stop fucking jibber jabber or about that game when it would and then like now nobody mentions it ever. I heard it. Nothing to fuck with. As in don't play it. Oh, okay. Anyways. Any who's all. Any who's not not not I'm a woman from the Midwest any who's all.

1:27:26This is a Jeremy and believe he says any who's all does he. Yes, a woman from the Midwest. Now. I don't know why harm was prank impacted people so much. I feel like it's all Jewish people complaining. Oh, God. He's my as me. My as but. Meet. Yeah. You have a me asthma. You're Jewish. You don't wash. I'm not a problem here was the me asthma looking into that three students were all hospitalized. And multiple others were impacted. Hopefully not fecaly fecaly. Oh, God. Remember when all the fucking you know earth is ending movies fecal impact all last. Man, I don't remember that. You got like volcano and Dante's peak and then you know. And Dante's but hole meet me here and then fecal impact. They were impacted after a fart spray incident.

1:28:27Do I lie the me asthma thing showed up right away. Look at that. Me. Me. Me asthma. Oh, God. At a fort lotter day school on Friday. You got you got a fart fart spray on Friday. Or lotter day fire rescue officials said crews responding to a Virginia Schumann young elementary school. Yeah, it's not for a junior Schumann old elementary school. Is it is that why you're going with the Jewish angle? No, I was just a day like to complain about everything and act like it killing them. Because there was a flight that was on the tarmac for 20 minutes the other day. And the AC wasn't working on the plane and it'll work when you're up at high altitudes because the air is standing cooler. But they were like, oh, he's killing it's killing me. I'm so sick. I'm dying. I don't know. They had to do de-bored the plane and shit and all these Jews like, oh, fuck. Man, you know what? You say what you will be sitting with the Jews on that one, dude? I hate that shit. It was only 20 minutes. It wasn't like it was an hour. No, fuck you. Make the plane go. I hate planes so much, dude. Yeah, they were waiting to go, but these Jews are like, oh, they mean me.

1:29:29Yeah, because it sucks. I've been on like the tarmac for, oh my god, that one time coming back to Philadelphia. I was, they taxied the plane around the airport like four times. We were in the plane for like an hour and then they drove back in. And like, we had to get off because all there was is stormers like, fuck you. I caught a hate travel. It's got tar, Mack. Makes me so fucking mad. It sucks so bad, dude. They responded after receiving a report that a student had sprayed an ozer, odor causing substance in a room. Well, it is the other funny thing about Jews airports and stinky is like, we've got all those stories where they, they get kicked off the plane for smelling bad, right? Yeah, remember that. I remember that one. That was in Miami. And like, you stink the high heaven. And they're like, it's anti-Semitic. Whatever's, oye vegoy. I think they said. This is not really that that was the quote from the articles. They said, oye vegoy. This is a show. Just, just brackets that said, kovetch in between them.

1:30:32This is a show that it's not a myth. It's not a much time for a day. It's the Aryan baby snack. You ever have those Mexican snacks where you have to fry them and they puff up in the oil? Is that what they do with pizza? Is that what Jews do with four skins? Yes. No, there's these little snacks that look like wagon wheels, but they look like a pasta. They look like an orange pasta. And then you fry them up and they puff up like a, like, almost like a, almost like a porcrine. I stay the fuck away from Mexican snacks because they're shit. Even pinguinos? That's all like, first of all, like even with that, this puff up bullshit. It's always some assembly required. Dude, you fucking, you goeros don't know, but they're really good candy and they pull out. It's like, check it out, dude. It's a fucking ziplot bag full of red rock salt and like pretzel sticks. It's the best. Like, fuck off, dude. Yeah, full of sauce. Full of salsa crystals.

1:31:32It's like, okay, cool. Yeah. Like, oh, wow. Yeah, I can't wait to fucking eat that. I want to be like, where do we eat that at all? There I was like, oh man, I grew up eating pinguinos. I'm like, that's just a hoho. Let's check it out. Home, we like, we like like, drill into trees and take out bugs and eat them as fuck it's sick. We get a new box. We get it. You live like a woodpecker. It's like authentic. Oh, you know, because you eat the bugs. Anybody who requires that their food be authentic, like they specifically use that term, you can safely throw them out of window. I wish it was authentically like good and not a fucking zip lock bag full of bullshit. Yeah. Right. Oh my god, they got this like video thing looped at the top of the page or whatever. Apparently, Jimmy Kimmel still exists. Yikes. But it's like all those candies like, like we have where it's like the dip sticks things where you lick the lychems, you know, you lick the thing with the lychems. I did lick them just to dig it.

1:32:32Dip it in the sugar powder and then lick it again. There's always like, you just take a tongue depressor and lick it and dip it into chili powder. Yeah, no, like because first of all, that shit already sucked even when it was actual candy. It should suck. But then you get the authentic homemade kind of version and it's like, yeah, check it out. Do it. It tastes like clams in a foot fungus. It's really good. It's really good. This is a Hort shot. Those chicken out. This is like the best candy ever. It tastes like leaks. Chattest. It's been chicken out. Hard at all. Yeah. Yeah, that's a problem. So I dug a hole. I don't know. I didn't think. Et cetera. Can we use that as the outro? It hasn't been that long since we used it. There we go. Let's go. We got to do it again. It's only been like a couple weeks. You get a hammer at the point. Yes, it's been a couple weeks and have they stopped yapping.

1:33:33So therefore more holes need to be dug. Until morale improves. Maybe I'll play it's only one. I'm only one call away. Oh, yes. You know, you're just punishing your own listeners. I don't know. That song makes me get giggle like an idiot. Sometimes the listeners need to be punished. I mean, you can play the real version with the dog, howling and the farting noises. I've always maintained that position. Like if you're an artist, it's good if you punish your audience. Is there a different version job? That's the only one I know. It's got like the weird like David Lynch drone in the background. There's the radio edit Tommy. Oh, I've never heard that. The radio single version. You know, fucking. No, this special like longer like 10 inch version. Yeah, I prefer the album cut. It's got an extra it's got an extra lockage spiel solo on it. The club remakes. Yeah, there you go. The night core version. The hard bass remix.

1:34:35Dairy on the dance floor. Oh, no. We covered that a few weeks ago too. Yeah. Yeah. A lot of public. A lot of day, a police described it as a fart spray. Thanks for. If you're spraying while farting, you're shitting. That's my favorite musical. You know, fart missed. But the vine was in that one too. Yeah, fart spray had that one song who was Delarisa somebody saying it's like fart boys. I sure do love them. The song was actually black boys, but what? Yeah, for a backup band is this. There's a musical. There's hairspray of the musical. They talk about like fucking black dudes and new music. It was a black woman saying she loves black boys. But you defend hairspray to me, sir. I'm not defending anything. I'm just describing what it actually is. I'm glad I don't know anything about this stupid fucking thing. I don't think it was Delarisa some other fat black lady put.

1:35:36I'm pretty sure I think hairspray and hair are the same thing. It was the same lady that was in give me a break. Was that about fucking sell cake and worse? No, it was like give me a break. I sure it is. Yeah, break me off the back. Can't, can't, boy. Give me some to break. Now now Carter, I think it was now Carter. Can't be so the breaking handle. Good kick. No relation, no relation to clearance. I don't, I don't think I don't think no Carter and Clarence Carter. Residents. The school was placed on a hold status and 10 students were evaluated for complaints of respiratory distress. What if it was the thoughts? What if it wasn't an actual spray? It was just an actual fart. Yeah, I'm saying like somebody's got a, you know, like them Chernobyl. Farts going up. It was pretty, it was pretty ignoble of them to do that. Three students were taken to a local hospital as a precaution. Well, the fucker cast cloud kill out of his own ass.

1:36:36How bad was the fart spray? Like we better take him to the hospital. Apparently it was real fucking stinky. Images and video showed police and fire rescue crews, including a hazmat truck. Outside the school. Outside the school hell of a fart. Farts so bad. I know it was Jews complaining, but I think it's fun to hear if it actually was that Narlie of a fart. It was just a fart so bad to create a silent hell fog and made monsters. It was just warm. Yeah, I'm trying to make money. Yeah, like the fart was so bad it made the zone. He's like, oh, fart. Y'all in a swamp. Get out there. Get out there here, fart there. Like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, there's a fart. And then like the next scene is like the, the part of the ETA where he's sick and like, the guys are coming in through the fucking floor with a little PVC shit. It was that bad. Somebody just yells, best fart ever. I'm rich. I farted and I'm rich.

1:37:37Hazmat teams responded and took readings and determined no hazards were present. Do you have a fart Geiger counter? Yeah, instead of going like, he goes like, oh, I thought they were laughing like some foreigner. Kiki, Kiki, Kiki. Oh, they're like Japanese Kiki, Kiki. Today, a student brought a spray to school in discharge in a hallway, restroom and classroom. Several students reported experiencing symptoms. As a precaution, the affected areas were clear. The school was placed on a hold. Principal Cindy Feltcher said, and his message to parents and guardians. Oh, her last name was actually Felton. Oh, I was about to be like, she felt it. You definitely felt it if you're less. I was just trying to avoid a keynote casino thing. They've definitely felt it. You're at least they felt you, you know, because it's gross. Well, it's like that doctor who had us all in lockdowns is Dr. Felci. That explains a lot. Yeah. The spray bottle has been located.

1:38:37We will provide additional information as it becomes available. What additional information is there? Fart spray story over. Shit, dude. We got to do a show here. No, no, no. I mean, for the principal to send this out to parents. I don't know. We wouldn't have known about it if he had. No, we'd still have the article, but we will provide additional information. There isn't any. Okay. Like the parents will be like, oh, man, what really happened with the Fart spray? Is there more? No, it was a Fart spray and it dispersed. Jesus. Hey, man, you got any more of that, uh, that they're a Fart spray? Yeah, you hold. Let me show you my wares. Fart spray offer. It just opens this trench coat full of Fart spray. Yeah, half the Fart spray Fart spray offer. Let me show you my. That's your objection. Huffing Fart. Check out this Fart spray stranger. Yeah, 35 K. I was. I think most people nowadays are addicted to huffing their own Farts. And the only thing it's this article's tagged under is Fort Lauderdale.

1:39:38Should have been Fart Lauderdale. Oh, Fart Lauderdale. Fart Lauderdale. Rusty Shackleford. Now, this is the article I was talking about there, trying to play a little coin and apply stuff that they didn't, that they refused to say, but they would have said it if it actually happened. No, we get that other article about the coin. No, no, no. Here's a. That's jokes, jokes guys. Hot tub slime machine. Oh, Georgia authorities are searching for a man accused of trespassing onto a private, onto a private residence. Oh, using the pool and hot tub without permission. Oh, my stars. Well, I don't know. It's a fucking nasty binning. Yeah, I don't. I don't either. Well, he is a, he is a deathlock. So he's still stinky. He was trying to get washed up. Dad, are you in the mafia? Are you in the misfits? Becoming infatuated with a rubber duck and stealing more than $1,000 were the pool towels.

1:40:40Great. What? That's one of the, one of the towels. One of those needs some more explanation and they refuse because he didn't actually do anything like a sexual. They're just trying to imply it. Why is it on the list? I can't believe this because of the implications that they're trying to make. We've been deceived. Well, I think they're trying to deceive people and make people believe things because if he did something sexual with it, they would have said it. They were said rubber duckie. You're the one. I'm going to stick it in your bum. In my bum. No. Chatham County Police said surveillance video from the home shows the unidentified man trespassing between 2.15 a.m. and 5.30 a.m. That's the perfect time to go to a pool by the way. Nobody's in it. So that's a good time, but just for this. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Normally, normally you would say that's either too late or too early. Well, see, it's like it's like why I work at night because there's nobody to bother me when you're out there. Fucking rubber ducks. No, no, I ain't fudge in anything. I'm just saying like there's no one to bother me. So like if I could go to a pool and no one was there to bother me, that'd be great too.

1:41:42Nice. He trespassed onto their property. Use their hot tub became obsessed with their rubber duck. The only screenshot they have is him holding it up like making it talk or whatever. He just has held up next to his face like, hey, Quacky, what are you doing? What is it go? Hey, it's me, Quacky, that's not. He became obsessed with it. Oh, no, he's actually Richard Leeland. Oh, no. Danger duck, he says. Go fuck yourself. Richard Leeland is like five of this guy. He became obsessed with their rubber duck then stole their pool towels. It's obviously not the biggest crime we've dealt with this month, but it has a lot of Ick factor. What the fuck out of here? Fat guy. Shut up woman. So we'd like to find this guy so he doesn't do this to someone else. Wrote the police department in a social media post. Cool. Well, at the home. The police said the video shows the suspect taking a dip in the pool then using the hot tub. While in the hot tub, the police said the man is caught on video becoming infatuated with a rubber duck. So he's just playing with a rubber duck or else he would have said he was rubbing his dick on it.

1:42:44Yeah, given that it's obviously a fucking woman saying this. She's like, and it says penis will small and he's an insolid. Like, like, you know what? You know what gives me the egg the 19th amendment. But like they would have specified what he did with the duck if it was something sexual. He put it in his epidemics. Sir epidemics. Sir epidemics of testicular. Like any, any, if he used it to come, they would have said he made an epidemics. And before that, he would have said, I'm going to come. Yeah, the duck would say do not come. A duck voice. CCPD. Anybody got a good Donald Duck voice in. No, that one's tough. Because I thought I had to practice. It's just trick. See, see, see, PD said the video shows the man spending over 10 minutes intensely interacting with the duck. He was, he was in tech. He was matching e on it, like in half life.

1:43:44And it just does nothing. Like, like these types of articles and police reports, they're not shy about talking with somebody's doing something filthy with it. And they're not saying it. So I, I choose, I'm refusing to believe that he did anything sexual. Yeah, usually they're only shy with providing the race of the perpetrator. Correct. When the suspect finally left the home, police said he took beach towels, valued it around $1,200 with them. What the fuck? Police said the man escaped by bicycle. How many towels did he grab then? 12,000, you know what the fuck? The beach towels made that a hang, Laura. The hell is going on. And I liked that this screenshot of them on the bike is like eight, eight different frames of them all matched into one. You know, my diamond encrusted beach towels. The, the, their hell on the butt crack. But boy, are they nice. They're sewn with a gold leaf in them. Make my dooky twinkle. Yeah, anyone who recognizes the suspect in the photos or has ever you don't have good photos. Don't know them.

1:44:44Ask someone else. Oh, you're hot today. Yeah. Do be looking like he and the misfits. He's just chilling out with a deathlock. I don't know. He's, he's, he's, he's got the, he is rocker that devil. Like, oh yeah, that's a lot. Yeah, that's a devil. Oh, oh, I'm gonna fly on them. Yeah. That, the, that's the reason I put the article on here is because they, they're trying to heavily imply something that didn't happen. I thought you put it on there because you had a double eye. Yeah. Is it is there trying, they're trying to play coy about it. He should, he should have the dug up as asked me when. Whoa, oh. He said, whoa, buddy. Whoa, buddy. Oh my God. She making the dog go crazy. You hear that? Ah, but local dogs in your area want to be petted by you. Wow. That was, that was almost two wholesome to come out of my mouth. Yeah.

1:45:44I was there. Are you even the real Tommy anymore? Yeah. I like little, little fella. Whoop shit. Cut. Okay. Here we go. I like little fellow dogs. Little fellas. Fuck sick. Hoppies are fun. Age gap dog relationship. At least he didn't, because, at least he didn't reenact hot tub girl. What's on, no. Gross. At least doing a little bit here. I get it. Um, I'm going to say that this next story, it's not me. One me. It ain't me. Because I wouldn't have this on my vehicle. No. Authorities are asking for help identifying a vehicle with fat chicks only written on it. Gross. They want a fat dude. Who? With a pH. No, sadly. No, they like half the sack women. The Princess County Sheriff's Office said a burglar was reported on Tuesday on County Road 51-111. Hmm. Law enforcement was told by a family member that the vehicle they saw leaving south on County Road 51-111 was a black older model Chevrolet Tahoe.

1:46:46They believe it. I'm going to go ahead and say it. Start naming your roads. Well, when you get out in the car. We get over 5,000 of them. Come on. Well, in the state, maybe. But like in this area, there's like it's out in the country. Does it deserve a name? No, give it a, if you numbers are going that high up, give it a name. You forgot to name me Sebastian. You got to name me. Oh my God. Fuck your street or something. I don't care. 5,000. One was in an 11 county roads. Too many. Ridiculous. It was a black older model. Actually, job that's a reference to the cross sheet. Yes, shut the fuck up. I'm making jokes. Jesus. Keep believe that guy. Is it at least it's not county road county road 5150. I don't know. I like county road for 20. Did. I like county road. Oh, you eight one, too. You pick semi agar fan. They believe it to be a 2005 model or one close to that. Yeah, it was the one year they did that body style as as Chevy is known to do.

1:47:49No, of course, it's close to that. Those body styles remain for like a decade. The witness said the SUV driven by two large white men with long beards. Oh, shit. It's fucking CG top. And the words fat chicks only written along the rear glass. Share Randy tolar said the burglar happened around 11 a.m. This is fucking awesome, dude. I hope these guys get away with it. That's funny. I like robbery 11 a.m. Just fuck. And chicks only honestly these two fucking like beard sunglasses. All for halfers. That's fucking awesome. That's funny. The sheriff said the men had items from an out building loaded and things stacked near the doorway inside the home. Toller said, you know what? If you have an out building, you deserve to get robbed. Fuck you. You got too much stuff. Well, you're out in the country. So you have an out building in your own county road. I suppose. Yeah, that's how that goes. Like farm and areas. Where's my out building funds?

1:48:50Yeah, what about my crappy days? Yeah, what about my crappy days? Toller said they were coming out of a bedroom when they were confronted by a family member. They proceeded to drop what they were carrying and ran out the door. Bobbid, Bobbid, Bobbid. I was looking for a hard time believing you couldn't catch the guys in your vet. That's the wrong one. I mean, they also may have made that noise. Yeah, because I love you, Hose. I'm out the dough. They're they're fellers of size. And they're like too skinny. You being poll. I'm out of here. Take an easy string, being. You must have been at least as heavy to ride this ride. Anyone who can help identify this vehicle, it's going to be tough to miss the one that says fat chicks only on it. Hopefully they're from a different do see it. I ain't telling you. Yeah, for real.

1:49:50If any motherfuckers out there sell these guys out, I'm coming after you. I'm going to tell them where they can find the fat chicks. Yeah. Fat chick, Evan. Where can you find the fat chick? Now we're talking everywhere. Well, she a great big fat person. We're fucking lost. We're fucking brass. Will you help me put these stolen goods in my truck? I'd like to see her take wing. It's going to be tough with her being that fat. With pigs, flaw, fucker. Fucking kids of koanis says. People tried to get me to join that when I was younger. The cats of koanis. So now you're doing human sacrifice brother. Um, sometimes sometimes you just everybody has a hobby. Man, it's a living or something. A Florida man was arrested this past weekend after deputies with the seamenhole county sheriff's office said they found him wearing only a G string and sneakers in a target parking lot in Oviato.

1:50:51It's hot out, dude. Debbie says this guy looks like Ron Proman in a quest for fire. Oh shit. He's going to be like, whoo. Except less Jewish. Hmm. Maybe. Less brow-rigged. There's probably some he braises. Oh, that's in Florida, right? Brow-rigged county. Debti said they responded Sunday night to a report involving 41 year old Nicholas Lydick. Oh no, that'll burn. I'm making soap out of my penis. Ash in Lydick. Who's the closest touching himself in the parking lot? Oh no. Oh, it's a crime to grow up yourself. Apparently, you know, the way these kids fuck the brods are. They're just picking his nose. Last time I checked, this was the United States of fucking America. Goddamn it. My penis, my choice. Authorities said they also found a backpack inside his vehicle containing women's underwear and sacks toys.

1:51:53Now they- By this bitch, that's hot. Now they changed his name to French in this sense. Now they said, Lydick. Lydick. I had to mute it because this fucking woman was yapping about the fucking weather. Shut up. Oh, Lydick was arrested on a charge of indecent exposure. His bond information wasn't immediately available. Yeah, his name was- His name was Lydick and then became Lydick. The bigger. Unhogg. And the women's underwear and sacks toys. He's passing those out for anyone who needs them. Yeah. Well, you know what sucks is they didn't really mention this in the article, but the- Oh, no, I just read it wrong. Never mind. I read the headline run. The way I read it makes it a lot funnier. Because I read it man wearing only a dress thing. G-string sneakers at Target Parking Lot making faces.

1:52:55Not faces. Large. Yeah, I thought he was at the grill. At the blare. That's a lot funnier. What the fuck? Well, and- And um, other articles about this were just video clips, but his- He's recently previously been charged with another- He's an exposure situation, so- Did he make faces during that one? I don't know. Uh. He has a funny face. Hey. Hey, I don't have a funny face. Hey, is that face hurt? Because it's killing me. It's killing my boner. I no longer have a bowl. Oh, my god. Check out the comments. This dude's- No, skip it now. This was awful. This dude's- No. We've got fact checker 5,000 here. Like, he's really dedicated to exposure. He's like, actually, I woke him up when he's a Republican. And he like, spanned it like four million times. Yeah, we all know Republicans are fucking homos. Yeah, thank you. Oh, so wow. You found out guys' registration from 25 fucking years ago. Oh, wow.

1:53:55That's how you fact checker. That means you have to cut your dick off and- And give your life to a black person now because- Oh. All right. People are retarded. Yeah, no. There you go. If you wanted some more Miss Anthropy. Yeah, we understand. Grindr always goes down around Republican conventions. We get it. The laurel plays- That was the real reason they killed Charlie Kurt. Well, he was celebrating Bobby Eves and Bob's Mountain. He was about to announce it at the speech. By the way, all these things is gay. Oh, no, he's like showroom, showroom. He's the one celebrating fucking butt sex in Botswana with a tweet. That's where that meme came from. No, no, no, no, no. Tommy, you don't understand. I was supposed to ignore all that because it's based or something. I don't fucking know stupid society. The laurel police department arrested a Florida man after they said he hit a small camera in an employee restroom at a local business. Chuck Berry's dead. Okay? You know, that song didn't quite take off amongst the Goth community the same way.

1:54:56Joe the rest. Offs is arrested. 41 year old, a no while, wailer. His name is a no well, a no well. He's beating the hell out of that butthole. He looks like a mother fucker be named a no well or holy shit. Look at this fucking mutant. Same with, same with those guys with the fat chicks only. Especially also with those guys with fat chicks only on their SUV. They're a no wailers. That's a, that's a Pajit Jew. If I ever I've seen one. What the flyers I've also close together. Why is this top of his head like dripping off? Yeah, like his face is a scant. Everything is wrong. That's the top worst possible combination of ethnicities. The top of his head is trying to slide off. This guy looks like a gym bourbon cart. He has a lot of sighted head. This guy's fucked up. Ain't a wailer. He was arrested on two felony counts of violation of privacy. He has since been released. And I L space W E I L E R a no wailer.

1:55:58He's a close relative of the guy who used to sing for a stontepp of pilots. Oh, yes, little Scott wailer. What he died recently right? No, he died quite a while ago. Yeah, the pedophiles kill him because he was going to blow the lid off the whole thing. Yeah, they gave him lace drugs to overdose on or something. Yeah, it's amazing how often that happens. He has since been released. Oh, he has since been and released on a $3,000 unsecured bond. That's a good sentence. Nice job. He's unsecured. Is this guy's fucking forehead? It's like I won't put away it from the rest of it. I'm 45 degree angle. Well, I'm just I'm praising Sophia Peter's sentences here. He has been and since released or no, he has been he has since been and released on a $3,000 unsecured bond. You know, I'm at homegirl Sophia's defense. Maybe she happened to glance in a picture of this guy right as she was typing that and she's like, what the fuck? It feels like I'm fucked.

1:56:58It felt like it feels like I think therefore I am sort of thing. He has since been. He has since been. A no contact order was also issued. What with the camera with the bathroom? At 11.30 a.m. on September 8th officers with the Laurel Police Department, well, they weren't resting on theirs. Responded to a business located in the 200 block of East Front Street. Stop front. After an employee reported discovering a concealed camera, bad job, anal whaler. If it's a concealed camera and someone discovers that you did a poor job. I drew a graph for you. This man's head is a parabola. Bebe, bebe, bebe. There's the face in the middle. The forehead is going one way and a 20 degree angle. The chin is going the other way. The chin is going like, it's fucked.

1:57:58Why does he look like that? Well, face in the middle is my favorite Michael Jackson song. Like the fucking eyeballs don't like that. Face in the middle. He's doing like a, this guy can do a sarcastic headcocked expression and it would straighten his face out. This guy is fucked up looking. What if his cranium isn't really attached? So if he leans the other way, the top slides the other way. It looks like it's sloughing off. Weirdly gay. But they would employee reported discovering a concealed camera inside an employee restroom. Bad hiding spot. Nice job, anal whaler. Upon arrival. The thing is you did a bad job hiding it if someone noticed it. You're going to get better at hiding your poop cameras. Upon arrival, officers located and secured a small camera that had all allegedly. It's some Middle Eastern word. My mom would have dual allegedly. Yeah, because there's a hyphen in there because it went to the next line.

1:58:59I got it. Had been concealed from plain view. Daniel, he's going to drink your milkshake. Oh, fuck. You know, you could say a lot of things about this guy, but he's anything but a plain view. He's also not the view you want out your window. This is an abnormal view. Concealed from plain view on a shelf near the toilet. Officers immediately began an investigation. An interview employees of the business. During the course of the investigation, police determined why there was the alleged owner of the camera. And can it come from the camera? Shit it on camera. That's what he was hoping for. This isn't Delaware. Why you want to look at people doing doodles? He's an a no-weiler. This isn't Delaware. Where was he trying to get like a tax break? Yeah, he incorporated a corporation law joke. Anybody? Bizz and corporate rated B. I Z.S.

2:00:00Damage and corporate. Yeah, I remember kids incorporated only. The other day, Bob sometimes reminded of the HBO program brain games, brain games, brain games. Wow. Anyone with information related to this incident, it was me who actually hid the camera, not anal waler. Yeah, information is there. I got some information that guy looks fucked up. His head's stupid. He's got one of these stupidest heads I've ever seen. Or anyone who believes they may have been a victim of a similar incident involving wildlife. Well, I saw his picture. I've been victimized. Yeah, where's my money finds? I want a class action lawsuit against this guy's face. Whole photos. Whole food. He wanted photos of holes. Another gentleman going wack wacky out of fucking you know you're about to hear some heinous shit.

2:01:04When you bust out the gentleman. This this gentleman also going wacky at a store. Like like the guy in the G string at the tarjet. It's pretty cookie though. Hey, cookies. The last guy. He sounds like a guy that that's his first and middle name. What's his last name? Billy Thomas. You show him you show him you John Thomas. This first name is billford by the way. Oh fuck. Billingsick. Billington Thomas the third. Billford Billington Tom. A cave corral man was arrested on Monday after police said he stripped naked inside a home good store and exposed himself to a shopper. Jesus, I see the home good store forever. Isn't that where like fucking scratching dent shit you buy? Is that what a home good does? Yeah, it's like stuff that can sell it other other department stores or whatever. I think so. It's like a it's like a TJ Maxx version of fucking pottery barn right. Something that could be wrong. Well, you got naked inside a home good store and exposed himself to a shopper.

2:02:08According to the cave corral police department officers responded to the home goods on Del Prado Boulevard South, not north at around 10.45 am after reports of a fully nude man. Is that fully nude? Del Prado Boulevard South's looking up at Del Prado Boulevard North. They're like fucking Yankees. Hey, looking up saying help me. Help. Is that fully nude? Is that fully? Like the old commercials, that's fully clean. Yeah, you're not fully nude unless you're that fully nude. When officers arrived, they should get the console, baby. When officers arrived, they were directed to a nearby Aldi store after being told that the suspect had walked in that direction and may have entered the store. Stink fairy, stink fairy, one, two, three. Time on. Let's get farty. Time to join you with turkey burger. Yes, dear. Offers located the suspect. Tim is time for your five o'clock turkey burger.

2:03:10Yes, dear. I feel like we've made this joke like 10 times officers located the suspect standing near the entrance of to the store and identified him as Billy Thomas 43. Like like the 42 before me. I am Billy Thomas. I am Billy Thomas. We have all been named Billy. I'm Thomas. Billion billford Thomas the third. He could have just been called Billy Tommy or Billy. He didn't want to do that. I felt too casual. My father's name is Bill, Billium Thomas. Officers detained Thomas and while walking in back toward a patrol car, they noticed a pair of white shoes and a pair of underrues near the entrance of the home goods. Well, Thomas then told officers that the items belong to him and said that his clothes had started smoking at the bicycle he was riding was smoking as well. Oh, shit. It's Kyle Reese. Is this spontaneous combustion? Is it that hot out? Well, no, it's because when you travel through time and the shiggies burned off, you know, or did he just have sex with them?

2:04:12Smoking. Like after you have sex you light up a cigarette. And you burn your clothes off and you look over at your lady for him. I was good fucking. I do that except I masturbate the anime and vape ladies. Modern technology. I'm not a lot. I jerk off to cartoons and vape. Yeah, what do you think it at? I'm looking into future. I have a robo cigarette. And it used for much as if for smoking pretty much. I don't know what else you would use. Officers never located a bicycle. Well, I know what else you would use it for, but I'm not Chris Cantwell, so that doesn't happen. That's a greasy, greasy. It's also not as small as a stylus. I don't use it for that either. Chris, what do you eat the one? So the, his clothes started smoking and the bicycle he was riding was smoking as well. Officers never located a bicycle.

2:05:12Wow. Yeah, it burnt up. There was no evidence left. It's burning up. Jet fuel, fuel, camp melt aluminum bike frames. It was like fire. I am the bike of hellfire. And I bring you public nudity. A woman who was inside the home goods at the time of the incident told officers that she saw Thomas enter the store, walk into the aisle where she was standing and say, I'm sorry. I have to do this. Okay. He didn't say serious. He didn't say, I'm sorry. I have to do this. He said, I'm sorry. I have to do this. Otherwise, the timeline will get fucked up. I told you he was. Yeah. He's showing everybody his Reese's pieces. Yeah, he's going to stop skying that by going back in time and jerking off in a home goods. The woman said Thomas then dropped his pants exposing himself. A story employee also confirmed that Thomas had been naked in the store. Naked. Well, they're doing weird if the woman in the aisle was the only one that saw it.

2:06:14And they're like, uh, uh, uh, uh, cryptid, cryptid. It didn't actually happen. Naked man in the home goods. Okay. So I looked it up. Remember when I said that home goods was like the TJ Maxx version of bedbath and beyond there, whatever the fuck I said. That's what I was about. They were turns that their own by TJ Maxx. I don't know how I did that. That's fucking wild. Well, at least they're not owned by JJ Maxx. Oh, no, he's always JJ Maxx. Yeah. Everything's covered with a thin film of shit. Everybody else could be JJ minimizing and he'd still be JJ Maxx. Okay. I'm a bit of a JJ minimalist. Definitely. Yeah, that. And that I'm in, I'm in Maxx. And my JJ build. These minimalists in that he doesn't fucking upload videos anymore. And I don't minimal miss him because his last year of his videos were terrible. Yeah. Yeah. Huh. That was kind of wistful. I'm not wasted. Hey, no, I appreciate it.

2:07:14I'm just saying. I don't know. Well, I'll have you know, I just want his TikTok and he's pointing at a AI generated movie poster of Ghostbusters X Men in Black. Oh, the crossover we Hollywood didn't think we deserve. I hope he's okay. What? We take care of the ghosts. You take care of the ale amounts. Okay. Separate movies. I don't know. No crossover there. There's no there there, JJ. Oh, Jesus. One of the dumbest fucking sentences ever. Sure, but this time it actually applies. All right. Because it's like his Brock Lesnar versus Spider-Man 2099. Okay. Who cares? You tell me you didn't want to watch Brock Lesnar versus Lobo versus RoboCop versus GeoFuck. He could have just called it LoboCop.

2:08:16It's like Japanese people wrote it. Hey. Hey, fuck yourself. What? Who fucks up? You should hear. That probably won't come through on the recording, but that's fine. One of the people in the background somebody else, hey. It's very funny. I didn't really expect to go to oh, no. Thomas was arrested and faces a charge of indecent exposure. I won when someone else also confirmed they seemed to him naked. Should be at least two. Yeah. Why do you tend when you give five to a friend or something? Why go to five stores being good at just home goods? I don't need friends. They disappoint me. I don't really expect to go to home goods and see some naked man in the middle of the aisle said Alexandra Campos a shopper at the store. Not the one affected by the naked man. What is Bill Tindle think about it? Yeah, I was about to say this is the the open version of Bill Tindle says home goods. They got the good good. That what he said. Bill Tindle all about getting that loud loud. You know what I'm saying? He goes there to get wet.

2:09:17Bill Tindle's on PCP. Jesus says terrifying. Wow, Bill Tindle. He's like like eating somebody's face every time he gets high. He's like, oh, it's Tindle time. It's Tindle time. The third. Well said that he lost his job and now he's Bill Bindle. He's got the poke at that red. He's a he's a bow maxing. I got a he's seen in his mouth walking by the train tracks. He's going to cut one being up like a motherfucker later. We got a bean up. They replaced me with other Bill Tindles, but I'm the OG Bill Tindle. There are many Bill Tindles, but this one is mine. Shoppers at the Cape Girl Home goods were startled to hear about the incident. So he didn't see it like, oh, really it grows. Weeners. Oh my. Yeah, star as a weener. Yeah, what that would even hear about the it was there's something I run around the store like like, hey, hey, you know, there was like a weird naked guy.

2:10:19They're like, oh, no, that's gross. That guy's farting out of his uncovered asshole. Okay. It's it's concerning definitely something I wouldn't like to expose my children to said Maria, he cause a deep concern. It's definitely something I wouldn't like to expose my children to. Yeah, you'd be weird if you're exposing your children to naked adults. You're already weird. My name is Yikaza. The fuck out of name is that? Well, me cause is Yikaza. Hmm. What did they say? Another shopper. No, he's based. He likes Hitler now. It is very worrisome. You know, children out and about Yikaza added. You know that rapper Yierdum. Oh, God. They calm that because of his Z. Yes, haircut. Damn, that was high school. She, her husband gets home from a long day at work at the fucking getting your ass whooped factory or whatever. And he's like, he caused a lot of fucking problems around here, bitch. Hmm. You don't want to work at the factory where you get your ass whooped.

2:11:20No. That's right up there with going to the beach that makes you old. Yeah, just Jimmy's. That's not for her to ask what but at the Jimmy's kicked in manufacturing plant. Just kick in the balls. Yeah. That's basically modern employment. You go somewhere for eight hours and kick in the balls. Campos shared her thoughts. We had to bring her back saying people just don't need to see that. Now, I don't even want to see that. Oh, she's not counting herself amongst people. I'm La Cricura. And I don't want to see that. Yeah, to be fair, she is some kind of Mexican. La Cricura de los North Americanos. I am not no boner. I'm not a boner. Oh, Vin de boner. Hey, it's me, Vin de boner. What the fuck? You idiot. You idiot, campos. What kind of sentence is this? People just don't need to see that. And even I don't want to see that coming to home goods. I'm coming home to shop and have a peaceful experience. What? Are you raiding your own pantry and like leave in ten bucks on the counter? I come home to shop.

2:12:21They have a whole network for that. I heard about that. You get the one guy fucking had a walk his ass. He's wearing a little shark. Ah, that one got me Dale. Yeah, got me Dale. For customers inside of home goods, the incident was anything but business is usual. It's business is casual. Extra casual. Nope. I cut myself. I cut myself like that with an Esteban guitar. And the fucking action on that thing. That string's real high up. This isn't a funny joke, sorry. It's clipped my fingers, clean off. Yeah. I cut my life. I always the high. Because that's the skinniest string in your tight and like an idiot. For customers inside home goods, the incident was anything but business is usual. Keep a lookout. Keep an eye out. Be self aware. Everything that's happening around you, Campos advised. Look around you. What do you see? Why are they fucking, yeah, paint suffering and misery. Why is Campos like the, like the expert witness now? She has her own soup. Like why are we still talking to this horror?

2:13:22It's like a dart of voice talking about Campbell soup. Campo soup. Um, Lee County Sheriff's Office record show Thomas has been arrested at least 28 times in Lee County. Since 2002. Damn, Thomas Wiling out. Yeah. How many strikes you get in some of these places? I don't know. Well, it's he keeps getting arrested, but it's always for like relatively harmless shit. You know. Walking up on this back again, old Billy Thomas. Walking up like a ace venture, talking with his ass and stuff. You know, he's like the like the one drunk guy that's always in jail on Andy Griffith. He's the permanent resident. This next story, the only question I have is how? Well, you see some of these fish get real big and they have big mouths. Oh, that's why they call him big mouth bass. I didn't think we're a big mouth Billy bash. I didn't think we were going to get to the coy fish story, but here it is.

2:14:22He wasn't being coy. He throws the opposite of that. Anyway, four bucks a pound. I like how the picture of the fish is looking at him kind of a stance like I know what you can do. And he's pointing out which one he did it to. That slut over there. Look at the look at how she was fished. Tommy, what happened in a bank cock this week? Police have arrested a 51 year old man accused of entering a private fish pond in Bangkok and sexually abusing coy fish. After the fish owner discovered the incident on CCTV, lost TV. Paul, Paul, Paul, you're the silk. Yeah, I was about to say I like they're kind of like the Indians where they all have like goofy names, but the the Thai ones are at least charming. They make me laugh. They're funny. Police Colonel Yutla, Silp Karen, chief of Tong Song, Hong police station. That's funny. I like that one hung low police station ordered officers to track down the suspect identified as Su-chit Chai, also known as Tong 51.

2:15:28Tong Song is easy. I just have the reason I like y'all. Thanks so much is just Korean is a fun language to listen to. I like I like languages that got funny sound that stuff. It took place outside of house in soy vibe. Ha Vadi. Okay, that's soy vibe. Soy vibe of body ranks. That's fun. I like it. 66. I thought that was a gas station. Oh, six, six. Almost the number of the beast. The number of the fish. The number of the beast minus one road is the number of the beast theality. Oh, no. Yeah, you can 69 is we know what that is. 66 as eating. Oh, I don't know. Oh, no, I think 66 is you're both suspended from the ceiling and you're biting the I think 66 is spooning. Yeah, I suppose. Which is also 99. It's repeated. Well 99 makes sense because the round parts ahead right with like 66 is like upside down spoon.

2:16:28Your feet are down your head is down at the foot of the bed. Yeah, that's I know that's kind of weird dude. But ranks at 66 is where I get fuel. It's a do they do they does a fucking 76 is still this high. So because that one had really good commercials. Oh, look at all these cigarettes. No, we found it Saturday. It's on the playlist. Oh, okay. Now you guys are going to find all about the great fucking Maryland 76 Christmas commercials. CCTV footage showed the suspect arriving by bicycle around 830 and parking beside the fish pond. I appreciate you translating that time into American for me. That's still an American. This isn't metric time. He walked around 20 o'clock. That's metric. That's not metric sketch. He walked around the pond before exposing his generals and attempting to catch a koi fish. Yeah, the early worm gets the bird or whatever. At about 838, the suspect allegedly stripped naked climbed into the pond and caught a koi using it to master bait before returning the fish to the pond.

2:17:35Sir, this is not how you noodle. That's pretty disgusting. He's like is a throat a goat. Oh my gosh. House a housekeeper and the fish owner subsequently discovered the suspect. Fish keeping. He fled on his bicycle as the owner chased him, but the owner fell and was injured. Oh, no. I could catch these too quick. But at least now it can't get much worse. I don't know what I was looking for. Does it get worse? I mean, it kind of stays in the same sort of territory. But a police complaint was later filed at Tong Song Hong Police Station. Funny name for police investigators believed the suspect lived nearby because he had used a bicycle to flee. Well, unless he's, um, this is Armstrong. Yeah, old one nut. Lewis. Oh, yeah.

2:18:35I'm back. What a beautiful ride. What a beautiful day to put a fish on my cock. Is that a, is that a coy on your cock? You just happy to see me. No, it's a coy. I'm not happy to see you. You suck. I see ponds of fish and. And boners of hard. Bones of hard. Yeah, I don't know. I'm going to put that on the possible show. Officer spotted him wearing the same clothes. Oh, dude, you got change of clothes after fucking a fish. Fish fuck, baby. Why are you my mom? The same clothes he had allegedly warned during the incident while walking near the San Kong Laxia area. It's a fun language. When he saw police, he attempted to flee.

2:19:35Officers chased him and made the arrest. Did he also fall off his bicycle? Man, you fuck one fish. Yes. During questioning, Succhi chai allegedly admitted that he was the person shown in the CCTV footage. I cannot tell a lie. This is a hell of an explanation. He told police that he had initially gone to the area intending to take a bath. Oh, I confused it for one of those things that used to be at malls where you put your feet in and the fish eat the gunk off your toes. Oh god, those fucking things. Gross. He was after seeing the cois swimming in the pond. He says, I have an idea. He became sexually aroused. I think this, yeah. And caught a fish to masturbate. She was giving me the signs. It was giving me that cum hither stare. But I like how like this is the cum hither of tail wag. Like this was supposed to be his explanation. It was like, oh, you know, I was walking around and I was like, I need to take a bath and some guys pond. And you know, you know how sexy those decorative fish are?

2:20:36Can you blame a nigger? Fuck. He became sexually aroused and caught a fish to masturbate. He allegedly said he did this twice. The suspect also- He just yelled twice at the end of the sentence like they do in the songs. The suspect also allegedly told police one time, one time, two time, two time. Oh my god. Stroking my dick with a coi fish. Oh, man. This shit does get worse. You know, allegedly told police that he engaged in similar behavior with other fish. He said he avoided sucker fish because they have spines while coi did not cause as much pain. Oh, so he's an expert on fish. On fish. Fuck. Did it make the- You know, here, you know, here is kind of perspective that off. Did it make the gluck, gluck sound? A gluck. He also repot- It made the, uh, made the sound that the one pufferfish did with the caron is mounted. He also reportedly told investigators that he had no money to pay for a sex and did not have a partner. There go fish.

2:21:37Yeah, I just- Fish are free. I treated my- I treated my weiner like a fish pellet. So did you think like the BDSM fish fuckers like look out like they're seeking out the fish with the spines on them? Yeah, do they have a safe word? Do the fish have a safe word? What the fuck? What is the fish consents? Police said the suspect admitted using drugs, but Clint, he did not have money to buy them. Instead, use drugs he had found. What? Okay. Oh, no, I found these. Is- Oh, no, this does get worse, geez. Yeah. He's a dude like out here, like sniping cocaine trails. This guy is- I think he's harsh language. This guy is a no good- He's a real jerk. He- he is. Like that more I learned about this guy the less I like. He's a real jerk like that Albert Fish character. Yeah. He's a real jerk. Whoa, what do you think that's what his name is Albert Fish? Yeah, he's a fish fucker.

2:22:38He's a famed Fish man of Pataya. Or whatever. Yeah, of Hong Song, fuck Tucker, whatever it was called. The suspect also allegedly told police that several years ago he had allegedly sexually abused a female dog with puppies. Now, with- With her puppies or with his weener. It was he trying to unbirth the puppies? No! Ew. Not unbirthing. Ew. Ugh. The binding of Vido rebirth. Oh, God. I'm not. No. Can I folks? There was actually a Nirvana lyric that was about unbirthing. Cool. He was a weird mother fucker at sex or retards. And he was subsequently arrested by- Her name is Courtney Love, okay? Say her name. Hahaha. Hahaha. It's not just a retard. Hahaha. She also can't sing for shit.

2:23:40He was subsequently arrested by bank and police and imprisoned. He also said he had previously sexually abused a dog he found in a rubbish dump. What the fuck is wrong with this guy? The fish owner who identified himself as Bobby told reporters he had kept the coy for about seven to eight years. He said the suspect was a familiar sight in the area and was often seen walking past the house. The man sometimes- I like the picture here. It's like all the guys in the police department and they've blurred out the purpose face. The one guys pointing at him like- Well, that's the finger he just checked his keys to with. That's why he's wearing the gloves. Hahaha. He received the fist of fury. Uh, he said the suspect was a familiar sight. Bobby said he previously noticed nothing more serious than wet ground and therefore did not suspect anything. I mean, why would you suspect that someone went in here pond and had sex with your fish? However, he became suspicious when his coy began dying one or two at a time. Oh, no! Oh! Oh, boy. Oh!

2:24:41That's- The dead fish were found with their bodies bent. Which he initially thought- Oh, no! Can we go back to listening to like shitty call videos? When he initially thought could- Or which he initially thought could have been caused by the fish fighting or hitting the pond. Jesus Christ! The house had CCTV cameras installed for some time but Bobby said he rarely checked them because there had been no reason to do so. Uh, I mean when the fish start dying and by being twist into weird shapes, they- You can't stop dying. Yeah. This started off- This guy was definitely smash mouth. This- This started to smash big mouth. That- Like over the past like six paragraphs, it's just awful. Well, the fish wouldn't stop singing their dumb fucking boomer tunes. Take me to the rive! Shut up, Billy! Sh- Shut your big mouth, Billy. Yeah, big mouth, Billy Bass is like, listen motherfucker, I got one song. Take me to the- Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! That's- That's greasy. On the afternoon of September 7th, I was suspect allegedly threw a sex toy near the pond.

2:25:44Anyway, four bucks a pound. He threw a sex toy near the pond. It's like a, uh, uh, Mister- Mister microphone. Hey good, look and I'll be back to pick you up later. What? It was a toy for kids that you could tune in a microphone to an FM or AM radio station. And it would blur out over the speakers. And the ads were like, hey, they drive past a group of girls and they're like, hey good, look and I'll be back to pick you up later. But he's saying it to the sex toy he tossed near the pond. I don't know, as far as children's toys go, I think this guy would be way more into Mister Bucket. Hahaha. Oh, swallow your balls. Exactly. Uh, a housekeeper saw the sex toy and threw it away. He said, yeah, gross. Yeah, I threw it on the ground. He washed it with caustic soap. And it fell apart. That's an ingredient in the payday, Matthew. It wasn't his fault. He was just trying to wash it so he could fuck it again and just tore apart because of the soap.

2:26:44I'm more of a take off and nuke the site for morbid kind of guy when it comes to that sort of thing. The incident prompted Bobby to adjust the CCTV camera so it clearly covered the pond. Later that evening. I like that his name is Bobby. Yeah, he's like, I just gave myself an English name. That boy ain't right. Later that evening, the CCTV footage showed the suspect masturbating beside the pond. And at one point, catching and sexually abusing a coy. The disgusting Bobby said he ran downstairs and chased the suspect who escaped by bicycle. Bobby fell while running because he was wearing flip flops and was injured. Those are just to choose your guarantee to fall down in there called flip flop. Yeah, oh, Bobby's the home owner. He's the home meow, home meowner. He's bringing this back. It's because I realized the last week that home owner has meowing in the middle of it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. After filing a police complaint, Bobby received information that the suspect had been seen around Sian Kong Laxie.

2:27:45Oh, over there, gotcha. He later spotted the man after crossing the road to eat near Chang Watana, Soy Six, and contact. That's like fucking mega city six and contacted patrol officers. The suspect ran across the road and escaped again, narrowly avoiding being hit by a vehicle. Huzzah. Bobby thanked police for eventually tracking down and arresting him. He loves his cops and law enforcement catching his fish, fucker. I don't blame him. I mean, he's got to thank him because you know, they didn't wear flip flops. They can actually catch him. He said he was concerned that the suspect could pose a danger to other people, particularly women and children, claiming the man had used drugs and carried a knife. Also, he fucked fish and dogs. And already discarded fucked dolls. Yeah, with that certainly a fucking choice. This guy is not good. Is it a crime to enjoy a meal? A succulent, koi fish meal? No, he was quoted as saying any holes at goal.

2:28:45Police are continuing to question the suspect and gather evidence. Investigators are considering charges including animal cruelty, causing property damage, committing an indecent act, and nighttime trespassing. See, I told you, Niggas, there was a appropriate time for doing stuff. Yeah, you know, you got a fuck fish at the right time of day. Well, there's no time to fuck a fish, but trespassing? It's a charge enhancement because when it's dark, it's scary outside. Time to go fuck fish. No, I'm scared. No, I'm scared. What's the fish's poisonous? Yeah, did you ever think of that? That fish is venomous poison. Kind of wish this guy stuck his deck into a bond full of candy root. You say poison, I say it's an STD. Jesus. STD's nuts. Um, these nuts. Oh, man, that one's a bit long. Let's do it. Let's do. I love this article. Are we doing it? Are we going into the last standard implicit white identity?

2:29:49No, we're going to India. Oh, no, we had a going to India, sir. It's the one where they wouldn't let you copy and paste the headline. Oh, yeah, that made me mad. But began his frustration over repeatedly dropping internet connection while watching reels turned into a tragic incident in Chathasigar's Corba district where a woman allegedly consumes like Danny Treo. Sorry. Is Danny Pooho? Where a woman allegedly consumed pesticide and later died during treatment? Well, the pesticide did its job. The woman identified. I mean, I have been known to get pretty angry with the Wi-Fi shits out. The woman identified as man glow by. Yeah, bye, bye. Was reportedly having lunch while watching reels on her mobile phone when the internet connection repeatedly stopped working. What the fuck is reels? Is it just like TikTok or something? Instagram. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Angered by the disruptions. She allegedly smashed her phone on the ground before entering her room and locking the door.

2:30:52She's like, I'm so angry, better chuck a bottle around up. What the fuck? Chug a rug, chug a rug. Liquid makes you say, holy fuck. It's an old country song. According to reports, man glow by then consumed pesticide. She committed pesticide. Yeah. After some time her condition deteriorated. I don't look in her picture. Can it get much worse? It's pretty rough. And she came out of the room vomiting. Worm. The room vomit her out while she was vomiting her guts out. She was like, holy arg. Her family members noticed the smell of pesticide and tried to find out what happened. What happened was she was unable to speak or spell the family. The G goes, bleh. That's a C and say Tommy not a speaking spell. That's not a speaking spell. Tommy, that's a C and say. Yes, speaking spells. What you do to write a craft work song. The G goes, bleh.

2:31:53The G goes. The G goes, no, you have to let all of us in the country because Elon Musk is based or something. We need to root for the long horns. Yeah. The family subsequently entered the room and found the pesticide. They realized that she had consumed it. Mangloby's husband, Prem Lawsarathi, said the family immediately called emergency services. After discovering the incident. Now if this wasn't a G, this would be like insult injury. While waiting for medical assistance, he reportedly gave her cow dung water in an attempt to induce vomiting. She was already vomiting. Okay, so dig this. Dig it through your whale picture. My phone wouldn't play the TikTok, so I drank this bottle around Buk and then they tried to get it out of me with cow poop. With a thing that happened with diarrhea water with due to water.

2:32:57It's like sometimes you go into a spa and you get that cucumber water, right? Just like that. Just like that. They have they have the cow dung in that little basket for infusing the water. Oh, Jesus. This is that elite human capital that capital they need to import by the main human capital. Yeah. But yeah, she's already throwing up. Give her cow dung water to induce vomiting. Sar. Yep. She was initially taken to a nearby health center. However, considering the seriousness of her condition, doctors referred her to the district hospital for further treatment. Despite medical efforts, manglo, bye. Died while undergoing treatment on Sunday. I'm shame. Following a memo received from the hospital, please register the case and launch an investigation into the circumstances surrounding her death. Where her own people keep fucking up technology for her like they do for us. And so I understand the anger. I suppose. I mean, I know it makes me so angry. It makes me want to do a DT or something off the top rope.

2:34:02But like, so I understand the frustration, but also if I can mix up a nice poop smoothie for her. Yeah, that's your solution to help. I mean, they're very smart people. Bye bye. Speaking to odd stock India today's sister channel, a corporate based psychiatrist that said excessive dependence on mobile phones may affect a person's ability to handle frustration and anger. Well, she should have had an orange fool. I'm frustrated. I'm frustrated. That came after the orange fool, Tommy. Yeah, I know what the timeline was. No, but that was it was caused by that. Yeah. I was flip-flopping it. You've you've frustrated so then you drink an orange fool. No, the guy chasing after the dude that fucked his fish was flip-flop. Oh God. Plap, plap, plap. That's the shoes hitting your feet as you're trying to run. Oh, no. That's also the noise it made when he was fucking the fish. That's also the noise it made when those guys were doing their fat chicks.

2:35:02There's a lot of things that make the noise. Plap, plap, plap. Yeah, yeah. The psychiatrist said that younger people in particular increasingly spending long periods. Sometimes reducing the interaction with family members and friends have you met some of these family members? I like how they manage to turn woman goes bonkers and drinks pesticides into these kids and they phones. He also discussed intermittent explosive disorder, IED. What? A condition associated with sudden and intense episodes of anger. I'm so angry. According to him, people experiencing such episodes may act impulsively and fail to properly assess the consequences of their actions in the heat of the moment. He said such outbursts may last only for a short time, but the decisions may die. A period can have serious and irreversible consequences. Yeah, like dying because he drank round up. Round up from the ground up. Oh, man, God has asked. According to the Corba incident, the psych.

2:36:04That's almost like when when ball lightning or whatever exploded above like Kursk in Russia or whatever the fuck. The Corba incident. Max files. Talk about the Tunguska blast. Yeah, whatever it was. The curse was a submarine. It curse was a big tank battle. But it wasn't the submarine curse that something happened to that too. I just need that for the tank battle. I choose you. They do that in Pokemon right tank battles. I think so. Referring to the Corba incident, the psychiatrist said that the woman appeared to have taken an irreversible step. No shit. No shit. After becoming a true. Actually, the opposite of no shit. A lot of shit. All the shit. It's India. You want smoke? You want all the smoke? No, I want all the shit. You know what? No pesticides, boy. You feel froggy?

2:37:04Up to it. And by it, I mean drinking cow doudu water. Up to it was my favorite cousin from Benanza. Yeah. He didn't show up as much. She's taken an irreversible step after becoming extremely angry when her mobile phones internet connection repeatedly stopped working. And now the next thing I want to say is that you have to take a look at that. We're going to have to click on that. It's probably the only one. No, come on. You have to believe Tommy. It's the only one. Damn it. Drink. We need more female representation of consuming pesticides. Drink combo. Pesticides. Check out my new meat. Yeah, it's pesticides in diarrhea. Elisios though.

2:38:05Well, that's it for this week. It may or may not look a little extra on the timeline once I add this, but. Oh, fuck yeah. We did a little little extra for you. Extra, extra shit all about it. Sort of business. Merry Christmas, mother fucker. I couldn't let the pesticide story go this week. That's that's what a story mark. But thank you for joining us. Hope you guys have a good week. We'll see you Thursday for the live stream. And next Tuesday with another episode of the podcast. I want to call you back. Happy the day. The day. Superman's got to be. I'm. I'm. Call away. Call me. You need a friend.

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