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All right, coming up today at about 515, something good and something bad about living here

in DFW.

That's going to be coming your way, so don't miss that.

We got Christina's cookie jar coming up in 10 minutes, but right now it's time for this.

All right, so Morris C is a guy who still plays shows, I bet he's late 60s, wait, how

old are we?

I bet 66.

Okay, 66.

So he's still doing shows, got a tour now.

Has anybody ever seen Morris C in concert, her footage of Morris C in concert?

No.

It's a one more C show, it's probably been 10 or 15 years ago, and there is a moment

where jacked up shirtless men carry him on their shoulders.

Okay.

That definitely happens.

They're not musicians in the band, they're just jacked up shirtless men that appear and

carry him around even though he claims to be asexual.

Yeah, he's not straight, he's not gay, Ben, he's asexual, he's a spore, but why not

have hot women carry him out on their shoulders?

That's a great question.

I don't know.

That's sexist, Ben.

Yeah, Ben.

And it's sexist for the hot men to do it.

What if it was shirtless hot women carrying him around on their shoulders?

I'm not looking at that, boobies.

So Morris, he's got a weird thing going on though, so he post on Twitter, and also on

his, for anyone who's signed to his fan club, they would get this email and his newsletter

sent to him or whatever, not a newsletter, but an email notification about it.

But a show, because he said, here's the, there's three posts in order here.

The first one is having traveled for two days by road, Morrissey reached the hotel in Valencia

late on Wednesday.

Any form of sleep arrest throughout the night was impossible due to festival noise, loud

techno singing and megaphone announcements.

This experience has left Morrissey in a catatonic state before leaving for tonight's scheduled

concert.

Please check that the show remains possible under these circumstance.

Loud techno singing what here comes the second post a little bit later tonight's scheduled

show in Valencia has been rendered impossible due to sleep deprivation.

Morrissey drove from Milan to Valencia, but has been unable to rest in Valencia due to

noise.

The show is not canceled circumstances render the show impossible.

Hey, what?

So instead of canceling the show, he said it's impossible to do the show.

Now you guys should know that there's a website out there that tracks when every date

that Morrissey has ever canceled.

He has become quite famous for this and I did not know that well, I guess he hasn't become

famous.

I guess I didn't know this.

Did y'all know this?

He canceled a lot of shows.

Is it all for sleep deprivation or he's got a lot of things.

This is not he is a diva because at that I understand it 66.

Yeah, it's tough.

He's canceled shows because they serve meat there.

He's done all kinds of stuff.

He's canceled 24% of his shows in his entire life.

Wow.

As Morrissey, the touring act.

I just know this from learning about, you know, with Roller Town is a music venue and

we're investing that knowing how challenging those things can be, like you have to have

insurance to book these shows, but sometimes you don't have it and his insurance is probably

really high now.

Oh, God.

Yeah.

Now, I have this website's incredible.

I love, oh, and I can make music as well.

Part of his own SNL like this one, it turns into like sports stats.

This is not going to be a segment we do today, but in the near future, I'm going to go

through and find the reasons that he canceled all these shows because it's pretty great.

Over the course of his life, he has canceled 411 out of about 1700 shows.

Wow.

And now this is just so lower the Smiths too.

Don Morrissey.

Just Morrissey.

Curious who has come through more on their obligations, Morrissey or Anthony Davis.

Oh, yeah.

The course of his career, how many games has he missed compared how many games he was signed

up for?

They call Morrissey Street close.

Hold on, I just typed this in to see.

23% of his potential regular season games.

Wow.

They're virtually the same player.

Yeah.

Anthony Davis is the Morrissey of basketball.

Wow.

I don't know if I want to thought that.

This is incredible.

Did you all see the Joel and Beads that no, he has played in exactly half of his eligible

NBA games?

Wow.

I mean, it just, it just, it just came to where is the even point that's why I don't believe

in tanking.

You just get who you get unbelievable.

So more and more see content later, um, guys, Janet and Jermaine Jackson got into a fight.

I hate this for them.

Maybe premiere of Michael, which is going to be coming out.

I believe next month, I can't wait, uh, with Michael Jackson's nephew, Jeff are playing

Michael.

So they're both there signing off on it, endorsing it, saying, Hey, but then they also

fight with each other there.

Uh, so yeah, they're, they're a little private screening, uh, more than 16 members.

The article put it of the Jackson clan.

I don't know if I would have done that.

Uh, one of the 16 members of the family packed into a private LA showing of it.

This movie comes out on April 24th, by the way.

A little over my, um, is that first, the mood inside the room is electric.

Then relatives are laughing, clapping, leaning forward in their seats as the film recreated

moments from Michael's rise, just reading this, right?

And then within minutes of the lights coming up at the end, the atmosphere shifted dramatically

when Janet began dissecting the film with brutal precision, according to multiple reports

in the room.

She criticized everything from the performances to the makeup.

One person who was at the event said she had something negative about almost every single

scene of the movie.

Haha.

So why not get her involved before that because you don't want her involved because then

it's her movie and she's like, go make your own movie.

Yeah.

It would take forever to get it.

Right.

Jermaine had enough and he stood up and confronted her, um, so he said, you're going to miss

this wave.

You're so jealous.

Just get on the wave.

Is what he told her?

Maybe good pub.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I think Jermaine's the oldest in the family.

71 might.

Yeah.

Sounds right.

I believe he's the oldest.

Um, uh, they said Jermaine has viewed this project as a moment of redemption for the Jackson

family.

Okay.

So is, do you know if they get into the kiddo stuff and, and do we have, did we ever get

a resolution on that?

I don't know.

Now, now I'm wondering, it's not proven and, uh,

I mean, I can't remember like someone challenged the stuff that Corey Feldman said, right?

Who was it?

Wasn't it Corey Feldman's mom?

Didn't Corey Feldman's mom come out and say he's lying?

Blame it on the Epstein files because it all goes back to that for me, probably, but

dude, he might have been sheltering children, maybe, and not abusing them.

Maybe.

Yeah.

You don't know, but maybe.

Yeah.

How nuts would that be?

It's complicated.

That's complicated.

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We'll keep the movie talk going a little bit because a big time musician is now producing

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