The King Of Custard | 393

"The King of Custard" Recorded Live Monday 3/2/26 6:30 PM EST

John and Duchess are back in the Bunker for episode 393, and as usual, the news cycle did not disappoint.

Jelzborf7 – Alien Reporter from Planet Koark A TikToker going by Jelzborf7 has gone viral, claiming to be a 742-year-old alien currently living in New England inside the body of a 34-year-old millennial woman. She says she's from planet Koark and has been dispatched to observe and report on humanity during this "time of great change." John and Duchess debate whether this is clever content creation or if people are genuinely believing it.

US & Israel Strike Iran The United States and Israel conducted military strikes against Iran, sending Democrats and mainstream media into a frenzy over the legality of the operation. John pushes back, walking through the numerous times Bill Clinton and Barack Obama authorized military force without congressional approval — and the silence that followed.

The Great Custard Debate. Things took a sharp left turn when the topic of soft serve ice cream vs. custard came up. What started as a passing comment turned into a full philosophical debate. John emerges victorious and crowns himself the King of Custard.

Voicemails: The regulars checked in: Buddvugger, Dean, Half Black Neil, and Half Wet Back Jose all left their marks on episode 393.

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