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About this Episode
The Madness continues as we look at the greatest living celebrities from every school in the tournament.
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But right now it's time for this.
We continue the madness, which is I've created a bracket
featuring every team that's in the NCAA tournament that kicks off.
I guess the playing games are tonight.
And what I have is found what I always
decided to be the most famous living celebrity, excluding sports from that school.
Because a lot of these schools do rely on sports a little bit.
So I'm going to take that out if we could.
So moving down to the bottom left side of the bracket.
I have number one Florida, which is Darryl Hammond of SNL.
Now yesterday's skin, we narrowed it down.
We eliminated fade done away and Bob Vila and many others.
All right.
So Darryl Hammond is bigger than fade done away.
Yeah.
I mean, you weren't here to challenge it.
As you blew away in the wind storm that hit a day after the Oscars.
Number 16 is kind of a play-in.
So we're going to catch up on this a little bit later in the week.
Because Perry Valley A&M with Mr. T and Lee Hyde with Don Mose to his Ralph Mouth of half
Don Mose, he's great.
So for now, we're just going to let that one sit and we'll pick that one up in a couple
of days.
Wait, number eight comes in Dolph Lundgren.
Wait, he went to college in America.
Yeah.
Number nine, Iowa, Ashton Kutcher.
Oh, wow.
I mean, come on.
There's one of the greatest showdowns in history of brackets.
They were both married to Demi Moore.
Yeah, um, man, I don't think that's right.
Lundgren, one of the greatest movie villains of all time.
Remember that time he told Rocky, I would break you.
Yeah.
Think about it every day.
Oh, that's so good.
What was his name?
Drogo?
Drogo, yeah.
Still, oh, is he the bad guy in Cobra also?
Call Bra.
I don't remember who's the Lester Sloan was trying to get with a toothpick and sunglasses.
Give me Ashton Kutcher though.
Okay.
I will also take Ashton Kutcher.
Christina?
Yeah, not a big fan of beauty on FX.
I tried it not great, but I will still vote Ashton Kutcher.
I want to go with a Dolph Lundgren.
Okay.
Okay.
Ashton Kutcher advances.
Number five Vanderbilt, Skip Bayless.
Number 12, McNeese, Bobby Kimball, the original frontman of Toto.
It's my turn to vote first here.
I will vote for Bobby Kimball, the original frontman of Toto.
Same.
Yeah, anyone that's not Skip Bayless.
Yeah, right.
I hate him.
Yeah, I'm tempted to vote for Skin Bayless, but give me Toto.
All right.
McNeese advances.
Number four to Brasca.
Larry the Cable Guy.
Meager Dunn.
Tomator.
Thirteen Troy University over in the Sunbelt.
Michael Moore, the documentarian.
Wow, this will be Christina's vote.
He's actually a good golfer too, so give me Larry the Cable Guy.
Michael Moore perpetually looks like a guy who doesn't shower.
I've told you guys a story about my wife at that time trying to think of his name
and she couldn't think of it and she turned to me and she goes,
what's the name of that guy that goes around and talks to people?
And I go, Michael Moore, she goes, that's it.
As you know, that is amazing.
I was like, that's why we're married.
I'm going, Michael Moore.
God, Lee.
Ben.
And that's incredible.
That could have been anybody.
Yeah, but I knew it could have been that guy.
He used to go talk to Rangers fans and stands.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
What if my wife was trying to search for the name of Noxie?
I'll take Noxie.
Give me Larry the Cable Guy.
All right, I too will take Larry the Cable Guy.
Get her done.
Interviewed him one time.
It was pretty awkward.
That's a bad story.
Number six, University of North Carolina.
Peter Gammons.
Come on.
There's someone bigger than Peter Gammons from Chapel Hill, dude.
You want a bit?
Okay, I know you're saying sports, but Michael Jordan is not just an athlete.
Well, eliminating athletes as I was trying to do.
And so we, we, we, we sports rider.
If you think there's someone more famous from North Carolina,
you tell it is Peter Gammons.
All right.
I also thought it'd be funny to put Peter Gammons.
I remember I used to tweet nonsense.
I'm always a most famous alumni from North Carolina University.
There's Michael Jordan.
It always come, it always give you a bunch of sports names.
Right.
Okay, Michael Jordan.
Francis Collins.
Oh, I, I now see Rick D's.
I did look over with Rick.
Dude.
Yeah, Rick D's.
One of the greatest disc jocks of all time.
We're going to sneak Rick D's in.
Let's go.
That's an oversight on my, my part.
You had a lot to go through KT.
Thank you for knowing that.
Yes, you did it the whole Sunday.
North Carolina and Rick D's against number 11,
Virginia Commonwealth University and the band Gwar.
Oh, incredible.
And I believe it's a skin's turn to vote first.
So the whole band went to Virginia Commonwealth.
Yep.
That's, I'm going with Gwar.
They're so great.
They do, they take bits to a new limit.
It's a Gwar, Gwar.
Gwar.
Really?
I say Gwar.
I say Gwar.
Okay.
Then I'm going to shock the system and go Peter Gamon.
Yes.
Diamond notes.
I'll vote Rick D's.
Yep.
Disco duck.
I'm going through that frog in there.
Going Gwar, Gwar.
So yeah.
VCU, Gwar.
Gwar advances.
No one wants to use their double stamp.
No, good.
Gwar advances.
That's what we needed.
Coming up next.
A classic battle between Jane Lynch and Mori Povic
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But right now, it's time for this.
All right, it is the madness.
We're continuing the bracket,
the living celebrity bracket.
All right, from all the schools in the tournament.
We're on the bottom left side here.
Tomorrow we'll pick up to the right side of the first round.
Illinois gives us their number three.
They give us Jane Lynch.
Hmm.
Number 14 is Pennsylvania at university.
They go by pen.
Mari Povic.
You are not the father.
I believe it's Ben's turn to vote first.
No brainer.
Give me Jane Lynch.
I will vote for Jane Lynch because of a role in party down.
Christina.
So make it fun.
Yeah.
I'll go, Mari.
Also have a hard time believing that we have an Ivy League school
and Mari Povic is the guy.
Well, Mari's smart guy.
Yep.
I didn't say he was dumb.
I'm just saying he sold his soul.
Yep.
To do pretty entertaining content.
Can I just say something here?
Yes, Ben.
As you contemplate what you're going to do,
I just want you to think about the movie role models where Jane Lynch says,
what'd she say?
I used to eat cocaine for breakfast.
I want you to just think about that.
Okay.
I want to vote for her, but I want you to think about
Mari Povic's married to Connie Chung.
I mean, what a legendary couple.
They talk about their sex life, too, don't they?
Yes.
Which is why I'm voting for Mari Povic.
So you're going to have to throw that frog in there.
Anyone want to use their super vote here that could break a tie?
No.
I'm saving it for the next time.
For the future is going to.
All right.
Heads, which is green will be Jane Lynch.
Tails will be the bottom side of the frog.
Mari Povic.
So this over to T-boy and let's go.
I don't try to have it in a T-boy.
I have it flip a few times.
You just do it straight up in the air and hit the thing and game straight down.
We're going to throw it over to T-boy and let him do the honorary toss.
So I'm not going to do it.
T-boy.
All right, you're welcome T-boy in here, everyone.
Who wants to know?
T-boys are going to know.
I'm not T-boy.
All right.
Oh, wow.
The top is up.
So is that green?
Green.
Good.
Jane Lynch.
Good.
That's good.
Almost used my super vote.
Held on to it.
Important.
Stay tomorrow.
Go ahead, actually.
There's that frog.
Great job, T-boy.
Thank you.
We'll let you know if we need you.
Yeah, T-boy touched that.
I don't know if you want to touch it.
Toad's best serious, man.
Number seven, St. Mary's with a guy I've never heard of.
ABC News reporter John Kenyounis.
Oh, yeah.
I know.
Great.
Number 10.
He did a lot of the murder mystery stuff.
Is he?
Yeah.
Number 10, Texas A&M.
Dude, perfect.
Oh, wow.
The whole thing, huh?
Yeah, they all went there.
This is no brainer.
I mean, I don't know if it's my turn to go first.
I'm going to jump in.
It's my Kenyounis.
I'm like, I'm a huge fan of John Kenyounis.
No, give me dude, perfect.
Dude, perfect.
Yeah, they seem like nice guys.
Dude, perfect.
They are nice guys.
I feel like Johnny Manzel should have been considered here.
He's really known more for his partying
than his actual football.
Dude, perfect.
50 million subscribers.
And all five of them are investors
in roller-tam bear works of brewery.
We're invested in.
You may not know this.
John Kenyounis.
Also an investor.
60 million subscribers on YouTube.
Also shout out to former coworker Kevin Spartman,
who's.
Yes.
ostensibly a member of the band now.
Yes.
Uh, wiffleball guy caused a lot of problems
when we snuck him into the wiffleball drafts.
There you go.
Morning, chill guys did not love that.
That was cool that he weaseled his way out of all those legal issues
to emerge from that whole situation.
Well, this is one that should have been's attention.
But I do believe it's my turn to vote first.
Yeah.
Sorry.
I got upsides.
Well, no, you might have the last vote.
This will be good.
Number two, Houston, Dennis Quaid.
Wow.
Now, overbanny.
You should know that Dennis Quaid
beat out Lizzo in this yesterday.
Wow, that's great.
It's a highlighter toss.
I'm pretty sure.
Okay.
I guess you guys didn't consult with anyone under the age of 30.
Well, Lizzo's
not highly thought of by many these days.
Number 15, Idaho.
Bill Faggerback.
That is the voice of Spongebob.
Which is bad.
But which came back for that.
That is the voice of Spongebob,
square pants, and Patrick Stark.
Faggerback has that voice.
I'm voting for.
Dennis Quaid, who's twice
shown up either drunk or late
over the phone for an interview with our show.
I will take Bill Faggerback all day long.
Bring it around town.
Never heard of him.
He's Spongebob.
I don't know that his name.
I love Spongebob and Patrick.
So I'm going with him.
You're going Faggerback?
Yes.
I'm going Dennis Quaid.
Because of if you've ever seen the movie
in her space with him in Martin Short and Meg Ryan,
I think you know why.
I don't know.
He's so good in dreamscape.
I mean, think about this.
If this tournament goes the way that we want,
he might eventually end up against Meg Ryan, his ex-wife in a matchup.
Yeah.
So what is the score right now?
Two to one.
Faggerback's got to lead over Quaid.
I'm going Dennis Quaid.
Let's go.
Wish I was not Fagger, Faggerback.
Not Faggerback.
Okay.
I'm a thousand percent convinced it's Faggerback.
Okay.
I looked it up.
Yep.
Are we throwing the frog?
I would like to.
Yeah, I won't lay down my supervillage.
Oh my god.
Sorry, DQ.
You can't be late for interviews.
I will also throw down my supervillage
and put Dennis Quaid back in and do it.
Do it.
Do it.
What?
I want to save it for tomorrow.
In your face, can't you throw the frog?
Throw the damn frog.
Throw the frog.
Throw the frog.
What is it?
All right, who's who's which?
Okay, here comes T-boy again.
It can't be you T-boy.
You know it can't be you T-boy.
He knows it can't be him.
Green is Dennis Quaid.
Yes.
Bottom.
Yeah, for sure.
For sure.
Okay.
Yep.
That toss is the room.
Bottom up.
All right.
Faggerback.
Faggerback.
Congratulations.
Congratulations.
Oh, teeny.
Meg Ryan is crushed.
I know.
Skin and Christina saved their supervotes for tomorrow
where we will have more madness.
All right.
The madness is incredible.
Where are you going to take us next, Kevin?
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