The "Manosphere" is Dead, iPad Baby Evolution + Taxi Drivers Scam Their Way to Bankruptcy

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I've been I've been laughing about this this news about an entire taxi company in Australia

has gone under and I couldn't I could not be happier to be honest than to see an Australian

business fail of all the Australian businesses to fail. It is taxi companies that I love to see fail.

Manly cabs goes bust after more than 70 years. People are calling it unfortunate.

Not me. Good. See you later. Every taxi company that fails, I celebrate. Okay.

Now I'm not saying that it's good that people lose their job. Okay. But I am happy to see most

taxi drivers suffer because taxi drivers by and large are fucking scam artists.

Okay. That's what the whole taxi industry is. It's just some idiot standing in an airport

and charging 70% extra to some person who's never been to the airport ever in their life.

And then they go, oh, fucking Uber. It's killed our business. No, man, you're killing your own

business. Every time I get in a fucking taxi, it costs me 50% extra than whatever Uber ride you

could ever possibly take. And it's not because taxis are actually more expensive. It's because taxi

drivers are scam artists and they jack up the price. They leave the meter off. They add an extra.

They started at $20 before you even fucking start driving. Every single time I get into a taxi

except the gold coast. I had one, I had one amazing gold coast taxi drive. I had a white guy

driving me. His name was like demo or something. And I got him to drive me from where did I go?

It was from Brisbane to the gold coast, right? Because for whatever reason, it worked out

cheaper for me to get a taxi from Brisbane to the gold coast instead of fly or instead of

staying a night and then getting the train, right? Because I had a few people with me. So it worked

out way cheaper than buying multiple plane tickets. We just got one crazy expensive taxi drive. And

the whole way from Brisbane to gold coast, he was just having a yarn, having a laugh and trying

to get me to book a session with a prostitute that he knew because every time someone got in his

taxi and he dropped them off at the prostitute's house, he would get commissioned.

That's the only good taxi drive I've ever had. It's just sitting for like, I don't know,

what's the drive from Brisbane to the gold coast? It's over an hour, isn't it? I can't even remember,

there's a few years ago. But just sitting there with like two other men in the back seat of a taxi

while the driver goes, oh, here's what you should do in the gold coast and here's the one prostitute,

you have to do in the gold coast because I get a referral free. Fuck, it was a funny drive and he

charged us what it should have cost. And it was a great ride because here's the thing about

taxis. I like the taxi cars. They're generally better vehicles than Uber drivers. All right,

for whatever reason, I don't know what fucking car they use. The seats are usually more comfortable.

But that every single driver is a fucking scam on it. It's not even every driver.

The problem with the reason why these taxi companies go under here's why I'll tell you why.

Every taxi drive I've gotten in is this. You get in the cab. They scam you. They either start the

meter early or they start it on $20 or they just don't even turn it on at all, charge you an arbitrary

amount when you get out. And then they think that you don't notice that they've just ripped you off.

But you definitely notice every single time I've been ripped off by a taxi driver, I've noticed

I just haven't said anything because I don't want to get in an argument with a fucking taxi driver

over 20 bucks. I don't care. I don't get my link back by having an argument with the taxi driver.

I get my link back by never stepping foot into a taxi ever again in my fucking life.

That's how I get my revenge. Every person who's been scammed by a taxi driver,

when they figure that out, they go, oh, I'll just never get a taxi driver ever again in my entire life.

So every single taxi driver gets to scam one person once and that one person only gets scammed once

and then never takes a taxi ever again. They switch to Uber or Lyft permanently.

And then the good and honest taxi drivers lose their job because no one gets an

a taxi anymore at all. The honest drivers have no idea why. They blame Uber when really it's

their co-workers who are scamming their customers out of using a taxi ever again.

So in a sense, it's like I'm happy that this company's gone under because it's a natural repercussion

for having so many scam artists in your system that you haven't policed. I do feel sorry for the

honest taxi drivers of which I assume they are at least two in the whole country, maximum seven.

And one of them I don't know if I could call him an honest taxi driver if he's trying to hook me

up with a prostitute for commission. I'm not so sure that that's who you would want

in your taxi driving company either. You know, I found that funny. I don't think the average person

would find that, or although it is the Gold Coast, I feel like you're walking into a restaurant

and they'd be like, he's the menu for our restaurant and he's the menu of sexual services for the

brothel upstairs. I mean, Lord knows that's how most massage parlors work in the Gold Coast.

I've never had sex with a prostitute in the Gold Coast. Yeah, I haven't had an opportunity to

get in a taxi. What am I talking about? Oh yeah, taxi drivers have scammed themselves out of an

industry. That's the thing. It's like, it makes me laugh because there's 100% their fault

of just allowing people to get scammed because you would also think that if if I'm paying more,

then what I should be, that means the driver's getting more what they should be. So they must be

pocketing more money than they should be giving to the taxi company, right? So it's like,

the taxi company is probably getting scammed also as well as the customer. The driver's

fucking everybody and they're going, oh, Uber took my customers. You scammed your customers.

They don't like you anymore. Now, I told a little lie at the start of this rant. I did say that I

don't get my revenge on taxi drivers. That is not true. I do get my revenge on taxi drivers very

frequently. Something that I love to do is I like to, whenever I need to get in a car,

if I'm going somewhere, if I'm at the airport, if I'm in the city, if I'm touring around,

if I'm outside, if I'm getting picked up from a hotel, going to a venue, I'm out at night,

I need to get home. What I like to do is I like to find my nearest taxi rank where you've got like

five or six taxis lined up, right? Heaps of taxis. No line of people waiting for taxis. I like to

stand right in front of that line and book an Uber. I like to watch the taxi drivers look at me

very obviously get into my Uber. You know, on the app where on the Uber app, you can like,

there's a feature that I've never even seen used where you can swipe to a color

and say it's like green or whatever. And then the Uber driver knows that if someone's flashing

a phone with the color green on it, that's their customer. I guess it's a thing to be like,

if it's really busy and there's 10 people waiting for Uber's, that's an easy way to identify

your customer because you've got blue and they've got blue, but that guy's got greens,

so he's not your customer or whatever, right? I've never used that except for when I'm in

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Find a taxi rank. Not so the Uber driver can identify me as his customer,

but so that the taxi drivers can see me as an Uber customer in front of them. I find that very

funny. I like to, I like to stand in front of the taxi cab and wait for an Uber for five minutes

instead of getting in the convenient taxi just to annoy them because I've been scammed way too

many times by evil taxi drivers. And that's my way of getting a very petty revenge. Essentially,

what I'm doing is I'm turning five taxi drivers into cucks, right? I'm making them watch me

fuck the Uber driver. In front of them and there's nothing they can do about it. They stuck in their

little cuck chairs in their taxi rank. While I go and have sex with the with the exotic foreign driver.

So that's good. I'm glad that Manly Taxi cabs has gone under because

and that seems to be the common view as well. Like I looked at the comment section underneath

that news article and I'm not from Manly. I've never used Manly Taxi services,

but all these locals from Manly were going fuck Manly Taxi cabs. I got in there to charge me

$100 to go 200 meters. So it's just like it's a countrywide problem. Does this happen outside

of Australia or is it just an Australian thing? I feel like what happened is taxi drivers did in

this country initially get fucked by Uber, but it was more so the government because taxi drivers

had to pay heaps of money for a taxi license. Then Uber came out of nowhere. They didn't have to pay

their fee and the taxi drivers rightfully complained that it was bullshit. And then I think the

government ended up refunding them maybe or charging the Uber drivers. I don't know what happened,

but I felt like all the taxi drivers decided to take that out on the customer.

And they're like, oh, I'm just going to scam every single customer.

What I'm saying is I'm very happy that to see all taxi drivers suffer.

Dude, I had to look at this manosphere documentary by Louis Theroux.

And it really just says kind of what I've been saying over the last year or so about this whole

manosphere thing is that and I think this is this is the nail in the coffin of like the cultural

movement towards these like red pill alpha male like fuck women influence the type

dudes. I think it's a nail in the in the coffin in and I think the movement was dying organically

and I think the reason it was dying is because it just doesn't work. Like what they're selling

sounds appealing and it's very exciting and controversial and it gets a lot of eyeballs and

all that kind of stuff. But if you if you actually follow the advice, it doesn't actually work for

you. It just gets you scammed and it makes the influence really rich. You see this happen a lot

with with certain types of fitness influences and exercise influences where someone will come up

with a new way of doing something, a new app, a new diet, a new workout and it's controversial

and it breaks a lot a lot of norms and and it looks exciting and the person who

sells it look it looks like it works on them to like fitness they'd look fit. But then they make

a bunch of money and people try and it doesn't work and then people figure out oh this doesn't

this actually doesn't work and then they kind of die off and they might keep their money but

they don't they don't retain that level of cultural influence that they used to have

because after a few months of people earnestly trying and after being fooled basically

it just doesn't work. And I think that's what's happened with this this red pill manosphere

type of stuff is that yeah I think a lot of young boys got sucked into it because they had a lot of

you know teenage angst and there's no male role models and all this kind of shit

and it didn't work for them it didn't make them more successful or happier or if it or the ways

that it did work because there are certain there are certain elements of the of the manosphere

ethos that they preach that genuinely does work but it's but a lot of it is like cursed monkey

poor so like a lot of the advice that they'll use on how to attract a woman things like being very

assertive and forceful and disregarding her needs and treating her less than you're equal or

projecting this stuff and taking advantage of women that have daddy issues

and kind of playing on that like basically if you see every woman as a gold digger but then you elevate

yourself as this super wealthy confident lone wolf predator type alpha male you're gonna attract

a lot of gold diggers and then and you're gonna fuck a lot of girls sure because you're gonna

attract a lot of women that have low self esteem but then you're just going to be surrounded by

a lot of women who have low self esteem that don't like themselves that are that have unresolved

daddy issues and mental health issues and all this kind of stuff and it invites all this drama

into your life and you and and you don't have any fulfilling relationships because you

have surrounded yourself with the type of woman that you personally dislike

and you might get a lot of pussy but you're getting a lot of pussy from people who are not good to

be around and neither are you because you follow this thing and then you just basically create

dozens of toxic relationships that aren't fulfilling

so it's like a cursed monkey boy it's like I'm gonna teach you how to be successful with women

but being successful with women is not defined as I'm gonna teach you how to build a meaningful

long lasting relationship with a well balanced woman that balances you out that that helps you

resolve your own flaws that you help reserve resolve their flaws that pushes both of you to

creating a great life together to have children to a householder family a community etc it doesn't

do any of that it just goes I'm gonna teach you how to get pussy from women who will who will cry a lot

and then you're basically surrounded by losers because women can be losers too and and the

and very often the only type of women that that flock to these type of dudes are like loser women

and then those dudes hate women because those are the only interactions they have with women

are just with loser women and they don't know that it's because they are a loser man

despite whatever money or designer clothes they might be wearing and then and then they just

hit 40 and they go fuck I miss the boat now I'm really jaded and I actually am really struggling

to form relationships with anyone and I think that's what happens with the manosphere stuff

and I think that another reason so I think so I think that like a lot of a lot of dudes that signed

on to this manosphere stuff and started following the advice of just the general red pill type

stuff and not any particular influencer but just the general vibe I think that that a lot of young

men followed it and then were like oh this is not good this is not working I don't like this

or they got sucked into it and they kept doing it and their life just got shit and they didn't

really notice and then they become an embodied this more toxic ideology and then they don't really

matter to culture because they're too abrasive to participate in it in a meaningful way

so I think that's the first reason why it's kind of dying off is that the actual consumer the

person that attempts it right it doesn't work you know the same the same same reason why religions

die is because people who believe it and they it doesn't really work for them same reason why

different sex of Christianity don't really work whether they become super successful and they have

a wave and then they die out same reason why philosophies don't work same reason why economic

models don't work like you know people have entire revolutions to change from capitalist to

communist or communist to fascist or this to that and they and it just ends up falling apart because

it doesn't actually work in practice the theory sounds great I'm going to be cool and strong and

alpha and and and dudes are going to respect and fear me and women are going to want to fuck me

and I'm going to have heaps of money and then you go and but then the reality of that is you just

live in an apartment in Miami surrounded by haurs and and you you just miss you miss something

that you that you don't even know that you deserve which is like love and care and the ability

of feel your emotions so you just have this hole in you but I've got lots of money so that so

anyway it doesn't work for the consumer but I think the biggest problem that this whole manosphere

thing is experiencing right now and the reason why it's it's I think that it's already dead it's

just the main influences haven't noticed and their bank accounts haven't really noticed yet

is is because because people who haven't participated in it or are the next wave of people who

could get sucked into it can see that it has not worked for the influences right

and rotates life sucks he is gonna go to prison somewhere he's fucked his whole life has been

destroyed he's essentially a fugitive on the run from every place worth living in he's fucked

uh these other lesser kick streamer type dudes uh all make money out of what they say is bad for

the people that follow them only fans haurs gambling alcohol fucking you name it they're using it

to monetize off their audience and in the manosphere thing I kind of I can't was it that H.S. Tiki Toggy guy

or one of the other dudes Louis Thoreau asked him like what do you think about sex work and he's like

I think it's really bad and it's poison's young man and he goes yeah but like you make money out of

that and you sell that to your own audience and he goes I don't give a fuck what my audience does

you know it's a bad thing but I'm making money out of it I don't have to be a good person so like

it's not it's it's just a hypocritical morally inconsistent world view that every single one of

these dudes have and the and the reason why that negatively affects the whole movement

is it exposes it as just false because if it was actually true if it actually did work the people

that were selling it would follow it and none of them are like all of these manosphere dudes will

warn you about haurs and they're surrounded by haurs they'll warn you about uh wasting your time

on the internet they're the most online people ever they'll warn you about sex work they're

making money out of sex work they'll warn you about gambling they're making money out of gambling

they'll warn you about just about everything in there and they're participating in it and then

they'll tell you this is how you get successful as a man but the only reason they are successful

is by monetizing all the things they told you not to do so if you listen to them they would be poor

so they're incentivized to fuck your life up because it enriches them

but also the rewards that they say will come the only thing that they actually get is money

right they they're warning you about haurs and talking about how you need to find a good woman

and and here's how you weed out haurs because all women are haurs and blah blah blah they're

worried about checks but they can't find a good woman so they so they so they so they can't

identify what a good woman is and if they think that it's because oh you know I'm just

surrounded by women they don't believe in their ideology enough to leave and go and find one

and to leave it all behind so my whole read on it is is just like this is a dying

an already dead zombie movement that's being that's essentially on life support because

all of these very famous red pill guys are transitioning from legitimate powerful

and influential movers and shakers influences who and not influence in the social media think

but influences in they can actually change how people think and operate they're moving from

that sphere into the lol cow sphere where everyone's still watching them like they're still

getting a lot of eyeballs but but we're watching them not because we're aspiring to be like them

or seeing if their model works we're watching them because we know their model works and because

we don't want to be like them and because we think it's funny that their life is falling apart

so they're just as they're they're nowhere near it they're not influential anymore

but but it seems like they are because they have just as many if not more eyeballs on them

but the reason why people are paying attention to them has completely swapped it's no longer this

oh they're so cool oh no they're so dangerous it's just everyone for the most part agrees

ha look at that fucking loser

he says we're all like horrors are bad yet he surrounds himself with them

dog wouldn't want to be that guy

you know and that's how you get fucking Andrew Tate attention seeking trying to get to

fucking Dubai so that he can I don't know get drone struck by Iran I don't know what the end

goal there is but anyway that that was my read on it and I think that that Louis Theroux

the the real genius of him is his ability to not argue like he'll put in a little bit of

disagreement here or there but but it's male it's not even really to disagree it's just to

get the subject of whoever is thing is about to expose their own hypocrisy he'll ask like one

question which is basically just what about this like the guy that I whose name I can't remember

who's going off about how bad our only fans is and and and how he's teaching men how to live

Louis goes but aren't you making money out of this so how can you claim to be a good person if

you're making money out of something that damages men and he just basically has to go wide and

give a fuck about being good therefore exposing the hypocrisy that's what he's quite good at but

the main thing that Louis does is just show what these people's actual lives are like

and that's the biggest exposing thing ever because as much as these guys are live streaming it's

not real everything's kind of fabricated and it's through their own lens. Louis has this great

ability to just talk to the people that are around the influences and that tells you the most

about their actual lives like when when he was talking to this fresh and fit which whichever

fucking one it was the guy the guy with the bad hair transplant when he's talking to his girlfriend

about his ideology which he goes on and on about when he's on camera about how you know

I can fuck whoever I want she has to only fuck me it's one way manorgamy if I want to get

another girlfriend she just has to be okay with that whatever I say goes she has to listen to me

I'm the leader she does as she's told all this kind of stuff all Louis has to do is ask her about

those things in front of him and you can see the fear on the guy's face for two different reasons

the first reason being fuck I don't want her to get upset at me because obviously we've had

different conversations off camera I'm assuming things like yeah don't worry babe that's just

an exaggerated thing like obviously I do want to be a leader but I care really I do really care

about you when I and I do actually love you and and you know blah blah I you know if I wanted to

get an extra girlfriend obviously I would ask you about it all this kind of stuff that would expose

him as a fraud and a beta and a soy boy to his own audience by his own definition that they've

had so he doesn't want that to be exposed but also he does he genuinely doesn't want to upset his

girlfriend because he loves her because of course he does because he's a rounder all the time

and even if he's a shit bloke he probably genuinely does love or he doesn't want to hurt his

her feelings because he doesn't want to lose her because he's fucking gay

and yeah you see this girl like really uncomfortably amenare and she doesn't want to upset him

she doesn't want to break his character so she's kind of like yeah well I guess he can do it

every once and if he did have another girlfriend blah blah and then he he just says

when Louis starts asking more follow-up questions

my friend is his name he gets super uncomfortable and he just tells it to go and clean something

and then she bristles and he goes can you help me clean something

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you know showing that he that he he actually not that he actually does have to operate

how how human beings need to operate which is with respect and love and care and compassion

and if you don't do that you're gonna lose your person and sure enough she left him

over what he says is because she wanted children and he couldn't provide that

for her and like I'm sure that that an element of that is true but it's probably because he was a

shit bloke because his ideology is is not it's not real and it's not conducive to creating a a good

long term sustainable happy life

like at best this manosphere stuff could give you a fun six months

that you would probably regret most of you know you might you might get a lot of pussy from

women that don't really respect themselves you're you're not gonna have a single nice

conversation with any of them I think that's the I think that's what a lot of people miss is that

is that the uh yes the men are the main villains in this

and they they're misogynistic and gross and all this kind of stuff but the but the women that

they're engaging with are fucking losers I think that's a big part of the conversation

that we are missing is that the women that engage with these dudes are fucking losers also

less to a lesser degree they cause less harm than these influential dudes but

they're also fucking dorks too and if we can't acknowledge that we're not going to be able to

move on from this

but it is it is like an it's an interesting thing

where I think that a huge I should probably move on from this I have I have way more thoughts

but I've been talking this for 30 minutes um fuck the the thing though is uh they are funny

these these influencer dudes they are very very funny like they make me laugh

I I missed the days when I thought I genuinely thought Andrew Tate was a character and I also

think that he genuinely was a character um but dude I don't know if you saw the recent peers Morgan

clip I'm gonna play it it is so funny it had me crying laughing the other day um he had this guy

H.S. Tiki Tokki on his show for whatever fucking reason and H.S. Tiki Tokki instead of

engaging with P.S. Morgan's arguments just comes in with pictures of P.S. Morgan's wife

from her Instagram of her making jokes about fucking other dudes when P.S. goes on holiday

right and pulls up real photos mid-interview and flashes them on camera and this is what happens

the sooner you're one all right this is this the evations are open all right let's just

catch your team bro that should go this let's end this please

cooked you know what I'm gonna do this and he left his orange show

bro cooked so far I mean that's that's hard to argue against

you know you're trying to have a political debate with someone and he pulls up a picture of

your wife joking about fucking the pool boy while you're on holiday that's uh very disrespectful

and it's not good debate etiquette but what the fuck did you expect bringing on the

manosphere morons onto your supposedly serious political debate show what the fuck do you want

them to say here's what I think should happen with Iran are you retarded

that's what they're gonna do they're gonna call your wife a whore and laugh at you and call

you a cut that's those are the only two things I know how to do and unfortunately if your if

your wife is posting stuff like that you can't be debating these guys because that's what they're

gonna do to you fuck that's funny cooked could you imagine storming off your own interview show

I don't think has anyone ever done that to P.S. Morgan before has he ever stormed off his own show

and the issue with that with that now is everyone's gonna do that to him that's the second time

that's happened didn't clavicular do that to him originally that looks max a kid

he was that maybe she looks max more your your wife wouldn't be posting things like this and

pulls up a post and it really rattled peers and you know they had a big argument about it at

home because her comments would have been flooded with it his comments would have been flooded with

it they would have big blow up at home and that's why stormed off the second time it happened

because he knew there was a fight waiting at home poor P.S. Morgan to be fair all right to get

a little bit red pill with you right now if your wife is supposed to shit like that you gotta go

hey that's not cool do I saw a next level ipad baby this morning next level the ipad babies

are getting out of control they're elevating they're evolving the technology is getting out of hand

okay now ipad babies are annoying enough because they're they're they're just making a

hoard of the dumbest people alive can't read no attention span can't sit still can't do anything

with that constant stimulation you know what you know when you see like fucking people walking

their babies in prams and the babies like five years old and looking at a fucking ipad

while they're being strolled around music blaring what the fuck are you doing to your kid

they're outside like they're four years old they've never seen like most birds

you ever seen a four year old that like has never touched an ipad or or an iphone

they just alive and they go or they remember when you were like six and you were just looking at the

dirt being like fuck what's in that you know when I was taking road trips I was looking at the

at the window with and and playing the running game running man game and pretending my man was

running along the thing and jumping over houses and streets and things that I could do they've two hours

I tried to do it the other day while I was in the passenger seat I've been looking at my phone

too much I don't know how to do that anymore I can't picture him he's gone a little running man in my

head has disappeared and faded away and I don't know if it's because I've nuked my attention spanner

if it's just the the cruel and unceasing unmerciful march of time taking me further and further away

from the joys of childhood and into the misery of adulthood I don't know it's probably that damn fun

but but this morning I saw

family right two kids ipad each sitting having breakfast together

children sit down they order food immediately crying I want the ipads they pull at the ipads

and then they pull at headphones each for the kid the kid ipad headphones unsupervised scrolling

youtube shorts going like this may maximum six years old headphones on just fucking blasting

themselves with youtube shorts your kids got gonna have no brain I saw their brains leaking out of

their fucking nose his headphones on you might as well just leave them at home I don't know I

don't know what people are doing to their their kids man it's crazy I mean the the only way you

get that more detached from reality is to is to fucking buy them a via headset that's

what we're gonna have to start doing I reckon I reckon if you if you got ipad kids just fucking

as soon as they come out the pussy put a via headset on them and leave them in the crib

and attention to like a like a like a drip feed of baby formula or whatever the fuck

you know like those that in the in the hamster cages they got that bottle and you with the

metal thing they just do that with baby formula and a via headset and they can just go

do you want a kid what are you doing with it oh you don't understand parenting is such a hard

job hey man no it's not all right I've done it just don't give them don't give them an ipad ever

it's I mean and then and then dude even worse now you see you see a an ipad kid who's also fat

and it's like what the fuck are you doing with this kid you're killing it you obviously a fat kid

and you're like how the how the fuck you do now when I see a fat kid and both the parents are fat

I'm like that I have more sympathy I'm like all right whatever okay you're all fat you're all fat

you don't know how to fucking feed yourselves at all there's shit food in the house everyone's

eating it whatever okay none of you have self control when I see healthy parent fat kid I'm

it's disgusting stop get stop giving it McDonald's stop taking it through the fucking drive through

and take it for a run kick the ball anyone with anyone with a fat kid is fucking crazy oh you don't

understand it's so hard to feed my kid and he really wants hey don't have ice cream in the house

is that kid I don't know that kid's nine years old and he looks a hundred kilos

why does that child have breasts when it's nine and a boy I'll tell you why because you keep

buying chippies from the supermarket and feeding it to the kid I mean it's it's it's a it's a

step above having a fat dog that's even more embarrassing it's a fucking dog can't even open

cans at least kids can find the chocolate in the house when you hide it or nag you into taking

through the kfc drive through a dog when you got a no beast dog is like what the fuck are you doing

that's your decision you would actually save money by feeding it less if I can see my dog's ribs

she's getting less food anyway I've been laughing about Timothy Shatlamay getting in trouble for

for saying that he's glad that he's working in the movie industry and not in the ballet or opera

scene which is dying that no one cares about and all these ballet dancers and all these people

started yelling at him and you take one look at their profile and you go you've you've you've

you can't afford to go to the ballet and and if you could you wouldn't I cannot understand people

yelling at Timothy Shatlamay be by saying I'm glad I'm not a ballerina because no one cares about

it and they go how dare he say that and and all you have to do it's like it's women's sports all

over again we're all these women are going oh out what an absolute travesty that women are

getting paid less than the male athletes and all you have to do is be like name a female athlete

and the last time they played and when did you go to the game and they're and it's like well that's

why they get paid less oh how could he possibly say that ballet dancers that these gladdies are

a ballet dancer that no one cares about ballet how disrespectful when's the last time you saw black

swan doesn't count if it was at your local park and it was an actual black swan

when's the last time you paid money to go and see the opera I haven't

never in my life I've seen one Timothy Shatlamay movie I think

I saw that I saw the second dune movie without seeing the first one

was quite good your little one grew three inches overnight adorable also expensive

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because somewhere a dad refuses to pay full price for the clothes his kid will outgrow tomorrow

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and boosting fees still apply see website for details I had no idea what was happening

loved it I I still have not gotten around to seeing the first one okay now that's confusing

I'm not I'm certainly not a Timothy Shatlamay fan I was gonna see Marty supreme until I found

out it was about ping pong and I thought fuck that don't care I mean that's objectively hilarious

him being like oh I'm glad I don't have to try and make people care about ballet while he's out

they're trying to make people care about fucking ping pong I think more people care about ballet

and opera than ping pong brother this thing it's it's all it's all just like people get angry for

at at people for being correct like how dare you say that about ballet how dare you denigrate ballet

well do you support them no all right so you're both as bad as each other he's just like voicing it

you also don't care about ballet or opera like when he says I'm glad I'm not in an industry that

no one cares about he's not saying that ballet and opera is bad he's saying that you don't care

about ballet or opera and you're angry at him instead of being like oh maybe I should see ballet

and opera like you don't care about either of those things you don't go to it anyway guys

ballet tickets are like four hundred dollars and so are opera so I understand why people interested

in it it might not but they but they're not fucking

listening to opera on Spotify for free you don't really want to do that I'm I'm I'm I'm very

rarely am I ever in the mood to hear someone at the top of their fucking lungs in my headphones go

I don't want to do that that's like a once every couple years moment

and exclusively in a live setting and even then bro like I'll be a ballet I'll how about

the his my opinion ballet is beautiful I love ballet I saw black swan the film that's as

close as I've ever gotten to seeing ballet in real I saw black swan with my grandmother because I

thought it was a movie about ballet and I was whatever year I don't know what year that came out

but I was a teenager I must have been 14 or 15 maybe younger and I all I saw was the poster

and me my grandmother would see movies like at least once a month a couple of times a month

and it was my turn to pick and I said well ballet my grandmother probably loves ballet she's an old

woman let's go and see the ballet movie turns out it wasn't really about ballet ballet was kind of

just the backdrop to a psychopathic schizophrenic breakdown with quite a few lesbian sex scenes in it

that was a hard film to watch next to grandma very very silent ride home

but but but I quite enjoyed the lesbian sex scenes I enjoyed I enjoyed the lesbian sex scenes as much as

a teenage boy sitting next to his grandmother could possibly enjoy the lesbian sex scenes

which wasn't very much but considering the conditions was as much as I was able to

so I quite like so well maybe you know I quite like ballet but maybe I actually just enjoy

Natalie Portman scissoring another actor maybe that's why I have a fondness for ballet and not opera

I've never watched an opera movie where Jennifer Lawrence

fucks another girl with a strap on I don't know

sometimes I say things and I and I wonder what is my show about what spearheads on those about

sometimes I say I say things and I find myself at the end of a tangent and I think what am I doing

I think sometimes I think is this is this is what I'm doing right now is this going to get me where

I'm trying to go I would like to think yes

but sometimes I but sometimes I would have to assume no

you know like I got a I got a phone call from an immigration specialist

and it was very motivating because they called me and they said we want to set up a call with you

so we can start get started on this visa process and I hung up the phone and I was like

elated and I was really motivated and I thought man I just I just need to work really hard

because I tickle the boxes I'm just missing that one thing which is money but if I work really

hard I can make that and I can get to where I want to go and I can live out my dream and I can become

like a great the greatest version of myself that I could possibly become and then and that was

like that was yesterday and now I sat down in my chair to record and I'm talking about hypothetical

opera movies where Jennifer Lawrence is wearing a strap on and having sex with women

and I think is that going to get me where I need to go and and and my answer is is hopefully

unfortunately yes hopefully this is what the people want and this is what's going to get people

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I'm Lewis Spears please do come and see me live in Melbourne these are the only shows that I'm

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and I wait for them to come up to the top of the stairs and then when they're all like

sneaking around and then I burst out of my door I go ah and I chase them down the stairs three

flights of stairs and they're screaming and they're terrified and I'm filming them and I'm going

ah I'm going to get you I'm not actually going to hurt them yeah but I'm I terrify them

like these kids are falling over themselves in fear yeah and like one of them is like

scrambling in the corner and I slow down so that they can get up and get away but they don't know

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