The MONDAY Show: Decaf Chicken

Bending, bending.

Bending.

Bending.

It's a Monday and we're here to do Monday things.

What were you talking about?

Not true at all.

It's Tuesday.

It is a Tuesday.

I forgot it was a Tuesday actually.

You freaking me out a little bit.

Yesterday felt like a Sunday or like a weekend thing.

Cause everyone was over and it was weird.

That's why we put it off cause Taylor the kids.

Everyone was over.

Everybody Nick and the baby and the,

everybody showed up.

So we ended up just having a whack.

Wack of due day.

Wack of due.

We're all getting ready for another funeral this weekend and as a result actually on that

note.

Can I ask you a question?

Oh gosh, yes.

As a grand daughter.

Are you going to make me cry?

No.

Are you sure?

I'm not going to try to.

This is not the, this is not the effort.

We're going to, I'm going to do that when we get to talking about hoppers.

Please.

Uh, so Mima, we call her.

It's a Southern thing.

Yes.

Past away after a three month post stroke.

Yes.

Uh, thing that just got worse and worse and, um, so I guess in some ways was, you know,

three months isn't too bad.

I mean, it's, you know, I'd rather just go all at once if I'm going to go.

Oh, my gosh.

Yeah, I know.

Well, almost three months.

Like two and a half.

Happened in Jane.

Well, happened the day my mom died.

So the sixth or something.

Yeah.

And then I guess that is two months, two months, February, March, February, January, February

is one.

Yeah.

February to march is two.

Yeah.

You're right.

It's two months.

It's God does math.

Anyway.

Woo.

Time means nothing lately.

It really doesn't.

But, uh, so she passed finally and peacefully and all that went well, but here's what, here's

a question for you.

Okay.

As somebody who's now lost both their grand mothers in the last, you know, three months,

two months.

Two months.

Two months.

Um, and so I'm wondering if this impression, if you also had this, or this feeling,

yeah.

That I have, which is, I had PTSD from my mom's passing, not because she died, but because

John was a freak.

Yeah.

And it made it just so much harder and made it so much harder that when we were getting

closer and closer and it was hour to hour with mom's mom, if I kept waiting for some

kind of shoe to drop, I felt the same.

It's really, and there was none to drop.

Yeah.

There was no one in particular word about or any particular thing.

It was just literally just like, okay, this, I'm, I'm used to, this little like fight

or flight in me a little bit from the last one.

Yeah.

That's how I, uh, it was just a very weird feeling.

And so when it happened, I was just kind of like tense like, okay, now what do we have

to deal with some narcissistic weirdo, none of that, because her dad's a sweetheart.

No one supportive and her dad's so easy.

Her dad is easy.

He's like, all the siblings are easy.

Yeah.

Like it's not, there's no problems.

I know.

I don't know why.

I came into this with such weird, I didn't expect that that all happened kind of subconsciously

for me.

I have been incredibly stressed by it and it's making my shoulders effed.

Well, you don't like when, you don't like when people die.

No.

You would like to enjoy that?

Does anyone enjoy that?

I don't know.

I mean, I would enjoy certain things at the moment, but I get it, you know what I mean?

You don't wish death on most people.

No.

I don't either.

I cry when I see an old dog, because I know they will die.

What do you do when you see Rainer right now?

I cry.

She looks like I can't deal with her and I cuddle her.

And it makes me sad.

And she stinks.

She smells so bad.

She smells so bad.

She smells like better.

It's a different smell.

We switch food.

Yeah.

And she doesn't smell like death.

She smells like wet food.

Wet food, which is way better than what she smells like.

She smells like a bowl of stew.

She smells like an allergy before.

Yeah.

She was like, yes.

Yeah.

Like a disease.

Yeah.

Like something you shouldn't be near.

Like a biohazard.

Like a thing that cancer-sniffing dogs would smell, but we smelled it on her.

She doesn't have cancer.

Although she does have a big old.

It's just a fatty lump.

Fatty lump.

It keeps growing.

It's actually, did you see it's shrinking a little?

Yeah, I did.

I've been giving her those little, they're like, they're meant for that.

They're like for their immune system.

What's it called?

I don't know.

You don't know?

They're just like, they're like daily vitamins for dogs.

Fatty deposit begons.

Well, they're just, they're for allergies and immune, like support and the fatty

lumps are usually from the immune stuff.

She's definitely got autoimmune stuff.

Like her skin is terrible.

She's allergic to herself.

She's allergic to herself.

It's terrible.

We love her.

She got lots of energy and she's, she's okay.

She's not in pain.

Yeah.

But she is at 11 years old, which is kind of the max for her combination of breeds and,

oh, man.

She's going to be the third shoe.

I can't deal with that right now.

I can't.

I can't.

I just can't.

Why is it, why is that going to be, though?

It was stressing me out because he was acting all funny and he was like, being really like-

Who's he's been friendly?

He was in the living room, which he never is, and he was like, cuddling with you.

Here's the thing.

Your cat lives as if he has a problem normally because he's hiding from everything.

I know.

And that's when you worry about cats.

Right.

They start like nesting and hiding.

But in his case, suddenly he's not in the couch right by me, purring, letting me touch

him and pet him.

I know.

He never does that.

That stressed me out.

And so I've been like, you can't die.

He's never allowed to die.

Oh, man.

Never.

Man.

It's gnarly.

But the important point to make, though, is that, yeah, it's not been fun.

Yep.

Kind of dumb with it.

Death is weird.

I don't like it.

So I'm going to try to eat better.

That's probably a good idea.

Yeah, I'd like to be around for a while.

I told Tay, I said, I want to be here when man graduates high school.

I want to be, you know, I'd like to be around for that.

She goes, you and mom aren't allowed to die.

Tay says.

No.

No, no one's.

Oh, it's not.

We're all dying.

Nope.

You got a gene.

They don't want to roll those twilight zone brain machines.

Sorry.

That's them's the brakes.

Yeah, that's fair.

All right.

Speaking of things that made Carter crash.

She saw hoppers in the movie theater.

The latest Pixar film.

And you.

It was so good.

I hear great things.

It felt like classic Pixar.

Tell me something about it.

That was just it was fun and charming.

And the voices were great.

And it didn't.

The voices felt natural.

Which I think is a hard thing to do in animation these days.

Sure.

For example, like I have, you know, those really short 80s cartoons.

And they're usually just kind of people talking and it's just animated.

Like, oh, yeah.

You know what I'm talking about.

I know what you mean.

And they're, it's very natural because it's just kind of like,

and they're clearly voice actors still, but they're just kind of like,

hey, how's it going?

Yeah.

And it sounds like a normal conversation.

Right.

I feel like it's a little bit rare.

Kind of.

Yeah.

I wasn't all that, but there were parts where I was like,

oh, this feels like a real and lovely conversation.

I liked it.

I like when that feels more improbred.

John Hamm made me laugh out loud.

I've heard very good things about John Hamm.

Hey, he hills in there and she's hilarious.

Yeah.

And.

She has a real name.

I know I don't know what to do.

I feel terrible about it.

Princess.

Pick her up.

I have no idea.

I also cried because there's a whole thing with a grandma.

Oh, of course.

Of course there was.

Don't turn right around and watch them.

Up.

No.

Yeah.

Or anything.

Or anything.

Yeah.

Right.

But what's the one?

Moana.

No.

The one with the gram.

Oh, that one too.

All of these have dying grandmas.

Yes.

They die a lot.

What's the one?

Poca.

Coco.

Coco.

I haven't seen Coco.

Coco.

Yeah.

Coco.

Coco.

Coco.

Coco.

Yeah.

Coco had a record.

No, I think it would.

I think I would not recover from that.

Lovely movie though.

Yeah.

Yeah.

It's a good user name.

Yeah.

I hate the word bro, but I'm okay with him doing this combo.

It's a good user name.

Yeah.

Yeah, I like it.

Anyway.

Anyway, what was I saying?

I don't know.

Some of that stuff.

Picks are.

Picks are.

Grammas.

It was good.

Oh, that little girl was me.

Also, you're going to watch it.

You're going to know that's Carter.

Oh boy.

Because she's like trying to save all the animals.

It's me.

It's a child.

Okay.

And then, oh, there was a part in the theater.

It was so good.

People might know what I'm talking about if they've seen it.

The entire theater gasped like it was so surprising.

Really?

Yeah.

They're whole theater.

It was so funny.

I'm a little surprised by that.

It was.

It was crazy.

It was really fun.

19-year-old animal lover uses technology that places her consciousness into a robotic beaver

to uncover mysteries within the animal world beyond her imagination.

Yeah.

Well, Daniel Chong did this.

Oh, what did he do?

I don't know.

Wrote something I liked.

I don't know, but he was one bear bears.

Oh, he did.

We bear bears.

Yeah, that's.

I loved that.

Do you remember that?

Yes.

Well, it's one of the greatest.

That actually makes so much sense because a lot of the conversations feel like we bear bears.

I can see it now.

I got to go.

I know.

It's so cute and fun.

It's great.

Great show.

It's on Cartoon Network.

It ended, but you can still.

I think it's still on Max or something.

Cathy Nijimi.

Anyway.

Cathy, who?

Nijimi.

That's the actress.

It is Peggy Hill.

Oh.

No.

What?

Doesn't sound right.

King of the...

Hill.

Hold on.

I feel like Cathy is at least right.

That sounds right.

We're going to find it.

It might be Cathy.

Cathy Nijimi, you're right.

Yeah.

She's awesome.

Yeah.

She's super funny in it.

I...

Well, the whole movie, I was like, I know her.

Why do I know her?

But she's not doing like a really intense Texas accent.

So I was like, it's so familiar.

And then, yeah.

I forgot she was in Hocus Pocus one and two.

Totally forgot.

Who is she?

She's in all kinds of stuff.

Sister acts.

Sister act two.

In Hocus Pocus, she's one of the three ones.

She's right here.

I haven't seen Hocus Pocus.

Oh.

Some people like those.

I'm not a big Hocus Pocus guy, but...

I have never seen them.

I think there was once it was playing like the background of a Halloween party I was at.

That's it.

I mean, King of the Hills in all time or so.

She's a legend in my book.

Peggy Hill, baby.

Peggy Hill.

Peggy Hill.

I...

Yeah.

It was a wonderful movie, totally recommending it.

I think Van's going to love it.

I think Phoebe's going to love it.

How many robotic gofers out of ten do you give it?

At least one.

You know, you're more than that.

That's a terrible score.

What's the...

I don't understand this right now.

One out of ten score.

From zero to ten.

What is it?

And ten being the best.

How...

Where does it land?

It's a solid...

Nine.

That's good.

That's really good.

And I can't say why it's not a ten.

I just don't feel...

I don't know.

It's hard to give any...

You can't give stuff per case for us.

Yeah.

It's hard.

Although I do...

I mean, my friends were talking about good reads and how they'll rank books in like a way that is like...

Fairly reasonable.

It'll be like, I'll give it, you know, one star if I'm like, do not read this.

Two stars is like, I didn't like it, but I could see why people like it.

Three...

You know, that kind of thing.

I am very much a harsh score either way.

I mean, they're like, I liked it or I did not like it.

Yeah, you're binary with your...

With your reviews.

Yeah.

That's not...

Rotten Tomato should switch everything over.

It just go.

Like thumbs up or thumbs down?

This movie has a one.

This movie has a zero.

Yeah.

The one is good though zero is bad.

Yep.

What was that?

Sorry, I'm dropping tape.

Don't spill your drink.

It's gone.

It's empty.

Oh, here's a fun story for you.

I slurped it.

Carter put a cup of...

Okay.

Something she...

I don't know.

It was a coffee.

It was like that in a mug.

It was a decaf coffee.

A decaf and it was inside the microwave.

She had heated it up earlier and then left it and forgot.

Yes.

Now, the microwave is low now because I'm six three.

I forgot about them.

And that table it's on is way down here.

And I don't go all the way down there looking at it.

Yeah.

So I opened up the door to put my chicken, a plate of chicken breast to heat up for dinner.

Yeah, I have two questions for you after you finish.

Keep going.

I go to shove it in there.

Because again, I can't see there's this mug back there hidden from me.

I hit it.

The mug goes, boom.

And dumps coffee, decaf coffee all over my chicken.

And then I got to go rinse my chicken.

Did you...

Did you eat your chicken?

Yeah, I rinsed it.

That's fine.

But I was just annoyed with your...

I have two questions for you.

Don't leave things in the microwave.

What?

Have you never left something in the microwave in your life?

In my life probably have, but I could...

I bet it's two times total.

Yeah.

And they both happen.

You're a mister, never leave anything anywhere by accident.

Well, no.

Just the microwave.

I don't...

I...

My other question is...

The force in which you had to throw that plate into the microwave to knock a coffee cup...

No.

A half full coffee cup, mind you.

All I did was go.

Shlink.

I didn't go.

You had to have given some force.

No.

Otherwise, you would have gone tink and go, oh, there's something in the microwave.

It was full.

And all I'm doing is pushing it into the space that's normally there and setting it down.

Yeah.

But it hit something.

That thing went gink gink and then sloshed my way.

To be fair, yesterday it was chaos.

I was just...

Yeah, I was pretty cool.

It was a nuts day.

It all worked out, though, because you cleaned it and then I microwaved it.

It's fine.

I might chicken taste it a little...

You know, roasty.

A little roasty?

Yeah.

Dark roasty.

A little dark roast.

Actually, I can tell it all.

If I'm being honest.

The caffeinated chicken.

I heard you're moving a friend, is that true?

I moved a friend.

I moved a friend.

I moved a friend.

I moved a friend.

I moved a friend.

Why?

Because my friend bought a house.

Condo.

Condo.

Duplex.

What is it?

It's...

I would consider it more of like a threeplex.

Oh, there's...

So it's like these condo.

But it's technically a condo.

It feels like a town home.

It's still...

It's more like...

Because it feels more like a house.

I just can't believe somebody in their 20s can afford anything.

How does she do it?

Well, she's smart and lucky and has a good job.

She has a good job, right?

Yeah.

Like a really good one.

Yep.

She's also very good about money.

Oh, she saves everything.

Yeah, she's really good.

Unlike you guys buy an alligator.

So we'll talk about that in a minute.

I didn't buy nothing.

I wasn't there.

I'm so annoyed with that fricking thing.

So how'd that go, though?

You guys did heavy things and dirty mattresses and all that?

Yeah, we moved heavy things and dirty mattresses.

I almost died on a chair.

That was fun.

And...

Wait.

How do you...

Hell.

I...

So the entrance to her house has this little step, like a tiny little lip that you have to step

over.

Sure.

I'm carrying this big chair.

It's one of these really tall ones.

We were giving her our old ones.

Oh, from this table.

Yeah, they're really...

They're very tall.

They're like...

They're counter height.

Right.

It's a counter height table.

So the chairs are pretty tall.

I'm carrying it.

And I'm walking and I trip over that little edge and like literally take like seven steps.

Like boom, boom, boom, falling.

Like fully leaning forward with this chair in my arms.

Anybody get this on camera by accident or anything?

No.

Only one person witnessed it.

I would laugh.

But it was stupid.

You should have filmed it.

You could be ticked.

Yeah.

I should have known that I was going to fall, trip and fall with this chair.

Because I literally just kept like walking with this thing in my arms about to fall.

It's terrible.

Oh, Scott Kurtz is in the chat.

Now I have bruises on my stomach.

That was from it.

By the way, our good pal Scott Kurtz.

Hello.

Artists extraordinaire.

Artists Kurtz.

Friend for a long time.

Every couple of days, everyone's why I get an inkling to call him and go.

I want to just do one more comic dorks.

Just one more episode.

Just one more.

A special episode.

And they may be one more after that.

And then just like pick it up and do it forever.

I enjoy doing that with them.

But he's, it's always good to see Scott.

It's funny.

I was just on PVP online today, dude.

I was on your site.

That's weird that you're in the chat.

Anyway, the point is, what's the point?

I moved a friend.

You moved a friend.

I'm glad that went well.

I had another point, but I don't remember it was.

Always move your friends.

Always move your friends.

Oh, my thing that I was going to say is, as you know, I have guerrilla strength.

This is just something that I have.

Yeah, if you're going to have somebody help you move.

Have her do it.

Yeah, I got the muskles.

But it's funny because I have another friend who also is pretty strong.

And so we tend to do a lot of the heavy lifting, which is great.

Totally works out.

No biggie.

She had these really big shelves that are like solid wood that are not horribly big or,

and they're just pretty heavy for what they look like.

They don't look very heavy, but they're since their solid wood.

They're pretty heavy.

There's four of them.

And so we're moving them.

And me and my friend have no problem.

We lift them.

We move them.

Everyone else who tried to lift these things, because we did the first one.

Everyone else saw and went, oh, I can do that.

And we're literally like, did the thing where they like, lifted it and went, oh.

And then like, set it down and had to like, readjust to like, lift it better.

It's because you're stronger than all of them put together.

And it was really funny.

I enjoyed it.

This is why you don't corner Carter in an alleyway or a dark street.

Yeah.

I'll cry and beat the hell out of you.

She'll destroy you.

I'm not kidding.

It comes out like her defensive strength.

We should figure out a way to harness that.

Yeah.

Sure.

It's amazing.

I don't like the idea of hurting anyone.

Well, I don't, not on purpose, but defensively.

Yes.

There's defense and there's offense.

Yeah.

You could be very defensive in the destruction of others.

If they come after you.

Sure.

But I've always liked that, because I've worried less about you.

Even though you're mindful of these things.

I was always less worried about you, because I know what, I know the Hulk that can happen.

Whereas Taylor is just this little bitty, especially in high school.

It's a little tiny.

Have you seen her water bottle she carries around though?

She could kill you with that thing.

I don't know what it is.

It's like this big.

Does it have a handle swing it?

Yeah.

It's got a handle and it's solid metal.

And it is heavy when it's full of water.

All right.

She can take care of her own though.

Yeah.

It's scary.

It's like a race, powerful daughters.

Is all I'm saying.

Rays, powerful daughters.

It's mostly my own.

It's not me.

I'm a pus.

If I wasn't a man, if I wasn't six three and looked intimidating, I'm not.

Like inside.

No, no, no, no.

I'm just like, oh, he goes.

That's why when people are like, your dad's so scary and I'm like, is he?

Everyone thinks I'm scary and I'm not.

No, not at all.

I have resting B face.

Yes.

I have a very tall.

What's funny is you don't really have resting bitch face.

You just.

Don't I?

Not really.

But I think.

Well, here let's do it.

Maybe to other people.

Here we go.

I don't know.

You just.

You've never looked pertinent.

That's resting.

Yeah, but you.

You don't look.

I guess you maybe you could look a little intimidating.

Do I look pissed?

It may be.

It's all time.

I don't know.

Yeah.

I'm not mad.

I'm not mad.

I promise.

Everything's fine.

I get that all the time.

And then people meet me and they go, oh, you're not like that.

I'm like, of course, I'm not.

I'm not like that at all.

But also when I get loud, it freaks people out.

You are a very loud person.

I'm also very loud person.

Yeah, that's true.

I get that from you.

But you're not scary.

It's a problem.

You're funny loud.

I get loud and people go, is it okay?

I'm annoying loud.

Like that scene and dumb and dumb.

Want to hear the most annoying sound?

Do you know that?

Yes, I do.

What's the sound?

I was like trying to get a senior talking about.

Resting board face.

Most people have resting board face.

I have resting bitch face.

Yeah, normal.

I wish I had resting bitch face.

I don't know what it is about me, but people approach me all the time

on public transit and stuff.

You look friendly.

You're just friendly face.

You're just like, oh, you look like you talked to me about trees.

I'm like, oh, no.

Your sister has RBF like I do.

I have headphones in it.

I'm knitting.

Leave me alone.

You're Aunt Wendy.

You'd think would have what I have.

No, she doesn't.

Not at all.

She has resting helper face.

Yeah, she looks.

She does look like you could go to her for like.

You could be at a Walmart.

You're walking around a Walmart or a Home Depot.

And you see Wendy.

She doesn't wear the costume or the uniform or the costume.

The costume.

She's not wearing the uniform to work there.

She doesn't have any other indication that she might work there.

But people still walk up and ask her.

Yeah.

And it helps me.

Can you tell me where the bet bet bet?

And she's usually, okay, I can help you.

I don't work here, but I'm sorry all the time.

I don't have that.

People avoid me in public.

Maybe I like that.

People avoid me a little bit in public too and like stores.

And I think it's because I dress a certain way and I'm tall.

Yeah.

But my friends have commented on how when we're in line at like a store.

How people will not stand as close to them if I'm with them.

And people stand like really close to them if I'm not.

It's really weird.

That is a little weird.

I don't like it.

It makes me uncomfortable.

Can we talk about how my, oh no, we haven't talked about this.

How might you're tried to heal itself?

You haven't talked about it on your other show either?

Not the healing part.

Oh, I don't think.

So maybe I did.

What happened was, let's talk about earrings.

Okay.

So it's shift.

Earrings.

So it's a swift.

So it's shift.

Earrings.

So it's a swift.

Shift to show.

Remember this guys?

I got pierced.

He's been pierced.

We talked about it last week.

It's already, we've already had a show about it, right?

Yeah.

We talked about it.

How is time doing this?

I don't know.

It makes no sense.

I hate it.

It's, we're aft.

But what happened was, we, he, okay.

So when I pierced them, yeah.

There were two different lengths of posts that there were.

And I didn't realize this until I was putting them in your ears.

And it was like, oh, well, it's fine.

It's too late.

One slightly shorter than the other.

Two pairs, six weeks later, you put them in there and get it.

But then like two days ago, you're like, you and mom coming to be panicked.

You're like, um, the, the earrings in the ear.

I'm like, what?

It was like embedded in there.

I'm like, hold on.

Help your dad.

Like some kind of Borg creature.

Yeah.

It was like folding into the thing and creating a new seal over the screw.

What happened is the post had slipped inside in the little, the backing, which is not, it's

around back.

So it slipped in pretty easily just like was inside your ear and your skin was starting

to heal over it.

Yeah.

As nature will do.

Luckily, we caught it in time and I just popped it out.

Yeah.

That hurt a little bit.

Yeah.

And then we got a new post.

A long, proper post.

A longer post.

And you're fine now.

Yeah.

Actually, since then, no issues.

That's great.

Don't even hurt.

Fantastic.

Yeah.

So what does that mean?

Do I have to add more time on this?

Probably not.

Okay.

Okay.

No.

Well, not once.

Have I seen someone, someone's ear trying to absorb the earring?

Reminder.

If you have not seen the video, I did it for Van.

I blood.

I blood for Van.

Yeah.

You know what though?

I, so Alicia, actually, this last week asked me to do hers because she had first ones

but she wanted some second and third ones and look at her stepping out.

I know.

It's very exciting.

Whoa.

So she was like, could we do that?

And I was like, yeah.

Totally.

So I do the first side, no bleeding at all.

I do the other side.

Vlad, a ton.

Okay.

Same side as yours.

Did you do the same thing, needles?

Like you did with me.

Yeah.

Really?

Yeah.

She let you do that.

Yeah.

Oh, I'm shocked.

No, she's terrified of needles.

So that's why I was like, yeah, let's freaking do it as soon as she was like, yes.

I'm actually surprised by that.

But then the other ear did not bleed at all.

So it's really weird.

Okay.

I don't know why.

There's no, I can't understand why.

Yeah.

Yeah, I don't know what that's about.

I'm not doing anything differently.

No, I think, do you think it was just the pressure that you're doing this on people

you know now?

You know what I mean?

I've done it.

I don't want to.

I did it on mom.

I've done it on myself.

That's true.

Yeah.

I've done it in advance.

He did the little seven-year-old ears.

Well, you didn't wear that coat.

She took them to a place.

Oh, she wasn't going to let you do that.

I don't know.

She just did it.

I didn't.

She didn't ask.

You got hurt.

I left your hurt so bad.

It wasn't Carter's fault.

Just hurt.

And now it's all healed up.

No more blue, bruise, no more.

It's still a clean.

It was a clean puncture.

It's just like a ton for some reason.

And now I look forward to the rest of my life however long I'm given to explain it to

people who don't understand why I would do this at my age and think that it's some kind

of other problem.

It's cool.

Oh, sure.

Yeah.

It's okay to look cool.

Dad, they're jealous of you.

Is that what it is?

That's what it is.

So when certain people come over and they just kind of look at it and they look away when

I see other eyes or whatever, they're like, damn, I wish I could be that cool.

Okay.

That's what it is.

I'm sure that's it.

I'm sure it isn't that they grew up in the 80s like I did where it was stigmatized

to hell and bad.

Yeah, I'm sure.

And then.

Well, they need to get up to date then.

Well, I agree, but there's a lot of getting up to date.

They got to do.

This is the least of it.

True.

Come on, Gen X.

Let's show them who's what?

What's up?

What's up?

What's up?

What's up?

Scott Kurtz.

Scott Kurtz.

Fellow Gen X.

He knows.

He knows.

He knows what's up.

But I'm not getting tattoos or gauges.

I'm not in the mood.

I'm not doing it.

No, no, no.

I'm good.

You say you wouldn't get your.

I'm getting the fury road.

I'm getting a couple of fury road studs and I stopped.

That's where it is.

I think that's going to be cool.

Yeah.

I agree.

I'm excited that you you found you have a like no gauges.

I like that you found that you you have a new source of self expression that you are

exploring.

I don't think I'm exploring it.

Yeah.

You are by finding.

It's a seven year old that I'd take a bullet for who said pops you should get them

like me.

No, it's great.

I was saying, I love that after you got them, you went, ooh, let me look at earrings.

I think that's great.

That is true.

I went to the mom.

You want to express.

I went to the Spencer's.

Did we talk about that last week?

We might have.

I don't know.

I went to Spencer's and I just got curious.

I'm like, what have we got here?

And they were all this stuff.

It was way overpriced.

I'm realizing that the problem with our show is that we talk in real life also.

Yeah.

Sometimes we forget what we've talked about on the show versus just having conversations.

Like yesterday, there was a lot of conversation about stuff.

I don't remember if we brought it up here or not.

I have no idea.

I'll probably double it up.

Who knows?

Always.

Get used to hearing the same story.

15 times.

You've, oh, some of us did, did you finish your, the bonds, you finished all the bond

of these?

Yes.

Carter started at the beginning.

She went all the way through, including Lazenby.

I think the only one you skipped was the non-canonical Sean Connery return thing.

That's the 80s one.

Yeah.

That is a bad movie.

We did not watch it.

It's good for you.

So maybe we will one day, but we decided not to because it's non-canonical.

So I just think I've never lived again or whatever it's called with the latest one.

Oh my gosh.

You did not like that.

I have opinions.

Yeah.

Oh, so it was not a bad movie in total.

Okay.

I think it was fun.

Let's keep in mind.

It's in pieces.

Keep in mind.

This thing was made during the pandemic and had tons of delays due to it.

Wrong.

And release delays.

I found something out.

What?

It was actually filmed before.

It was happening on release and it didn't get in twenty-two.

Oh, that's what it was.

Yeah.

The movie is about a bio-weapon disease.

They chose to wait a little bit to release it.

Okay.

Well, that makes sense, but they also have the whole like this is the theaters aren't

what they were.

We can't really.

This is we're going to lose our shirts.

No, there's a lot.

There were a lot of reasons, but also that I feel like maybe it was a big one.

Yeah.

It's like when tears of the kingdom didn't release because the queen died that day.

Is that true?

Mm-hmm.

They literally were like, we're delaying it.

That's dumb.

That's dumb.

Did they really Nintendo did that?

Mm-hmm.

They did this too with the Ukraine war and the re-release of advance wars one and two reboot

camp or whatever it's called.

And those games do not resemble real or any way.

There's definitely something to be said for their PR department and understanding like,

oh, maybe we should just pause.

I think maybe they overthink it.

I think that's insane.

Think about it this way.

There is a definite non-zero chance that if they released tears of the kingdom the

day the queen died, there would be a bit of an outcry from who from the British.

No.

I don't know.

Nobody in the Britain.

No, I know.

But it's just avoiding that potential scandal.

I get it.

I get it.

Zoe, you in the chat still Zoe can speak to the she's in the UK.

She can say.

Yeah.

Anyway.

Anyway, yeah.

That movie's not bad.

I will say that Ramy Malik made, I love Ramy Malik.

I want to pre pre pre Ramy or Ramy?

I don't know.

I don't know either.

I just watched him in Nuremberg and I really liked it.

I love him.

He's awesome.

He was a weak villain.

I didn't like him as much as I wanted to.

Scott just asked in the chat with the British even notice that tears in the kingdom came

out on the day she died.

It's a fair point.

Yeah.

I'm going to say no.

It wasn't the game.

I think that was released.

It was the name that was released.

It was the like announcement that they delayed because they know the name of it yet.

Tears.

Tears of the kingdom.

Oh gosh.

Yes.

That's like saying, I can't think of a good one.

Anyway.

But yeah.

No, I think he was a poor.

He was not the best villain, which was disappointing because I love him.

And then, and I don't think it was his fault.

I think it was some writing issue.

The way it was written, yeah.

It also just felt like that.

The ending was dumb as hell.

Yeah.

I hate the ending.

Pist me off.

Yeah.

And it wasn't even a good one of those kind of endings.

No.

It was sewing it up like that.

There were other options.

Okay.

The good news is, the good news is maybe your next one gets the 60s treatment like you've

been asking.

I would love that.

That would be fantastic.

Maybe that'll happen.

Full spoilers.

The game out in 2021.

I'm sorry if you haven't seen it.

In the end.

James Bond dies.

Yeah.

Get to it with a missile right in the beak.

Big old spoiler.

He gets killed like Sean Bean.

So you know what pissed me off?

It is Sean Bean.

So the reason it pissed me off is because the reason, again, huge spoilers.

The reason he dies is because he is exposed to a disease that won't kill him, but will

kill anyone who comes in contact with him.

All right.

Yeah.

Well, save everybody.

Go in isolation.

You stupid dumbass.

You have the most brilliant minds in England working to like trying for this disease.

But he's got to, now it's a way out.

He's been dying to get the F off this planet.

But my gosh.

It's so stupid.

So me and Alicia decided that this is the origin of his esokai because the isokai is

I got a disease that will kill my wife and child.

So so now, so I, so I killed myself to be reborn as a detective and knives out.

That's his isokai.

We've decided.

Okay.

Also, what's her name is in that movie, too?

Who?

The girl in.

I've out.

Oh.

Um, Cuban girl.

She's from Brazil or no, from, from Blade Runner.

Yes.

She's from Brazil.

She.

I think so.

She was Cuban.

Look at her.

This is literally a thing and knives out.

She's currently dating Tom Cruise.

We're no better than.

And that makes her crazy.

Don't just get really.

That's fine.

Whatever date we want.

It's just.

He's in his 60s now and she's like 30 point is I'm happy for him that he got, he got

to be done with.

Armana.

I know it now.

To armus.

Under the armus.

Yep.

She is Cuban Spanish.

She really Cuban.

Yeah.

I know.

I thought.

She's beautiful.

She's awesome.

She's really good.

I like her and everything.

That John Wick's been off the ballerina deal.

Yeah.

She's amazing.

And she's good in this one.

That shouldn't have been as good as it was.

She's good in everything.

But um, yeah.

We finished.

I just want to watch Blade Runner 2049 again.

That's all this conversation makes me want to do.

I freaking love that movie.

Oh my gosh.

Yeah.

I do wish that the new James Bond goes back to kind of a 60s.

Thing because the technology is not fun anymore.

I agree.

I think you'll have more fun with the gadgets.

Also, you killed off the last guy.

I don't think they've done that prior in the Bond movies.

And it books aside.

No, yeah.

Well, they, okay.

So they get new ones with Daniel Craig, the newer ones.

They started as a reboot, essentially,

because the first movie, because they know Ray Al,

they're like, yeah, they're starting over.

Essentially, um, is like, you, I just

gave you double-o status.

And now you're being an idiot about it.

And like, she's like mad at him because this is like his first mission as a double-o.

So we didn't just skip over and call it her.

Let's just remind everyone that Judy Dench is an international treasure.

Judy Dench, the most wonderful, lovely.

We should protect that woman.

I love her so much.

Do not let her slip anywhere away.

She needs to stay with us for as long as the rest of us are here.

Yeah.

No, but there are no more like her.

No.

I don't think.

No, she is the last of eight.

And you can say, what about Helen Marin?

No.

Helen Marin's her own brand of awesome.

But Judy Dench is a brand of special that I don't think there's an equivalent to.

No.

She's badass and she controls her room and she's like just rad.

Freaking love her.

She's also gorgeous.

Even in 91.

Yeah.

I don't know what she's doing.

She also hasn't had like all the work done.

They all do.

Yeah.

She just ages wonderfully.

She looks great.

She is great.

She's going blind.

She makes jokes about it.

Yeah.

She's so funny.

You need to watch Filomena.

Okay.

I'm telling you.

Okay.

I'll try.

That movie.

That'll make you cry.

You ready to cry again?

No.

No, I'm not.

I got good news for it.

I'll be hydrated from all the crying, actually.

Here's the kingdom.

Here's of my kingdom.

All right.

So a big, big down for the last Bains Bond movie, but maybe some excitement for what's

next.

But the ending with dumb.

Yeah.

I'm pissed off about it.

Yeah.

I didn't like it at the time.

I don't like it now.

I am looking forward to whatever they do next.

So.

But usually the last one of any of the actors with the exception of Dalton, maybe.

They kind of peter out on their last one.

Yeah.

Well, Dalton didn't have the chance to peter out.

No.

Yeah.

The audiences were wrong.

He was great.

He was really good.

I actually really.

He's like one of my favorite bonds.

Yeah.

He's great.

He's way up there.

See hot fuzz yet.

No.

Oh, let me just tell you that when I'm going to give you a line that will not spoil anything,

but then when you see it, it will ring a bell.

I'm scared.

Timothy Dalton.

Goes to church.

And that's all I'm going to say.

Anyone who's seen hot fuzz in the chat, they will now know what they have to know what

I'm talking about.

I'll watch hot fuzz if you watch Wake of Deadman.

All right.

I'll do that.

I've been meaning to anyone.

That's just having an around.

Yeah.

All right.

Oh, just before the show, we watched the Dune part three trailer mentioned it early in

the chat or in the pre show.

But dude, I mean, whatever I was already in.

It didn't matter.

I mean, I'm so all in on these Dune movies from day one to the second.

I love the second one.

I cannot wait for the third one.

I don't care if it's going to take liberties from the book.

Dark Messiah or not.

Dark Messiah.

Dune.

Dark Messiah.

Yeah.

Is.

I don't know.

I don't know.

It's a weird book.

It's super ephemeral and ethereal and it's kind of a brain fart.

It's not super action packed.

Yeah.

He is clearly going to take some liberties with that.

And also it's 17 years later in the book.

Oh, yeah.

This is not that.

This is still young.

A tradies young everybody.

I like when people take a story and make it somewhat their own.

Like as much as people are like, oh, yeah, Lord of the Rings, the Lord of the Rings

movies do not follow the books perfectly, but they, but they fall.

They perhaps are the essence.

They unfollow it perfectly.

Yes.

They actually do a, they do it, they do it service by doing what they did.

Yeah.

They present it in a way that kept that hold on to what the original was.

Yes.

I'll also, you know, growing it and I'm a huge Frank Herbert fan.

I love those books.

I read them multiple times, but I'm telling you, I trust in Denise Villanue.

Also direct to a film book stuff where you take the book and you, you literally translate

it perfectly.

Don't always work.

No.

Almost never.

Because it's, it's some, one of those things that you have to adapt.

Call it adapted screenplay for a reason.

Yeah.

You have to.

Yeah.

Also, this is a chance for them to get like, if they can really nail this third one with

this cast, full of Oscar people and up and comers and current stars and amazing.

It'd be really great.

You got a moment here to like be like Return of the King getting best picture that year.

I think this is.

This is it.

This is it.

This is it.

Do you know who's directing the next James Bond?

Denise Villanue.

Really?

Yeah.

Oh, no, dude, I trust him to, I trust him to change a diaper.

That guy's the best.

Also, oh my gosh, I was going to say this about the last James Bond.

In the last James Bond, they introduced a new 007 because he's left.

So that's double, that's triple O14 now.

But she's this like bad ass lady who's so cool and I'm really disappointed that the

new James Bond isn't her, honestly, because I feel like they could have like had a spin

off that was just 007 or something.

Yeah.

And she could have been the thing.

Cool.

Yeah.

So they're a major cool part of this movie.

I agree.

I agree.

I think they fumbled a little bit.

They did that in the Mission Impossible films with speaking of Dune with Rebecca Ferguson.

It's character.

Have you seen all those?

Yeah.

Have you seen all those?

No.

Oh, you should do one of the, this like Bond thing, but do with Mission Impossible.

Okay.

I see some of them.

There's stuff to talk about.

Yeah.

I've seen a few.

The first movie is like a crime thriller.

Second movie is a John Wu slow motion freaking Hong Kong action fest.

Really?

And I like, I personally, I like it.

It has a lot of people.

I've beef with that one.

And I understand why it's got some problems, but stylistically, I have a super into him

back then.

So I was fine with it.

Okay.

And then three is a masterpiece, in my opinion.

I love like a Hong Kong Kung Fu style film.

Four is director by Brad Brad Bird.

Brad Bird.

I think I've seen maybe four.

Is that the one with Jeremy Renner?

Because that's four.

I think so.

It's been so long.

Uh, yeah.

But you're Iron Giant.

Uh, freaking right.

A two-e director.

Yeah.

No, I know.

Bird.

And then it kind of takes a whole other thing.

It's a, I think it's a fantastic series myself.

I have seen a few of them.

I should watch it.

It's just like James Bond.

I'd seen like two of them.

It's American James Bond.

Two or three.

Yeah.

It's by American bonds today.

All right.

It's more like heist though.

Isn't it?

It's pretty heisty.

Yeah.

I like a good heist move.

But it's spies.

It's international spy stuff, you know.

And they go nuts with the gadgets.

You'd like that.

I think that's the other reason why the James Bond started to fall apart.

With, uh, what's his name?

Daniel Craig.

What?

Daniel Craig.

What?

Daniel Craig.

Daniel Craig is that they stopped leaning into the spyingness of it.

And it became a little too action hero.

Yeah.

To my opinion.

If anything, the two franchises kind of swapped.

Yeah.

Mission impossible.

Got more gadget and fun.

Yeah.

And a little out there.

And James Bond got a little too serious.

Yeah.

Too serious.

And also just like.

Yeah.

It's hard to explain.

It's a hard, it's a real thin line to walk.

It's a thin line.

But it's, you can tell the difference always.

I agree.

But yeah.

Doing part three, dude.

Do part three.

I realize, I know they're going to be these dark Messiah people.

They're just like, they can't do that book.

I don't think they're going to do that book.

What I think they're going to do is the six, the 17 years we don't know about or that

we know about from Herbert Sun who took notes from his dad and then compiled these other

books.

Love them or leave them.

Whatever.

I think those are the bits they're going to take from.

Yeah.

It's going to be the immediate aftermath stuff that we don't actually get in dark Messiah.

And the dark Messiah parts that we do get will be later in the film and jumps ahead and

things like that.

Yeah.

I'm interested.

Either way I'm in.

It's, it's Villanuev is yet to, he has never made a piece of poo.

I've seen.

And the new never makes poo.

I've seen Sacario a hundred times.

I freaking love that movie.

I love arrival.

That's one of the greatest science fiction movies ever.

I love Blade Runner 2049 and near impossible feat to make a movie as good or better than

the original.

Yeah.

No, that one's so good.

It's so good.

Gosh dang it.

And he's the one that convinced me that Dave Batista can act.

Yeah.

And he gave me that dinky roll at the top of that movie and Dave Batista blew my freaking

mind.

You know what's funny?

Dave Batista is in that last James Bond.

Oh, yeah, he is.

There's actually a whole bunch of knives out actors in there.

I'd like, you'd like Henry Cavill and, uh, uh, Mission Impossible's.

Is that the one where he reloads his arms?

Yeah.

Cox's arms.

I haven't seen that one.

I know he was just doing that because he was tired of takes.

He's just like, all right, it's doing another one and they filmed it and they're like,

oh my, cocked his arm.

Kind of like that, actually.

But he also manifested a pocket because they, it was some kind of later post production

like CG pocket thing.

Why?

I don't know.

They meshed the scenes or something.

Stop grabbing your boob.

That feels good.

It feels good.

You're weird.

I'm massaging my macular, macular gland gland.

What's it called?

Maumery?

No, no, no.

What's the Milky part?

Is it?

Yes.

My mammalian glands.

You're mammalian glands?

Um, all right.

We got to get to our emails.

We got one from Will in Ohio.

Okay.

He is scream revival in the chat and discord.

Hey, Scott and Carter, quick note about Scott's undiagnosed ADHD.

He says ADHD is often associated with a type of narcolepsy.

Personally, I personally suffer from this when I am wait for it, driving, uh, I guess

this helps.

ADHD medication, uh, or guess what helps?

ADHD medication.

I think it's time to see a doctor about it.

Love the Monday show though.

Yeah.

Cause you sleep with the wheel.

If I drive more than 25 minutes, I'm going to crash if someone doesn't drive.

Interesting.

I can't do it.

That's fascinating.

I wonder if that's it.

That's this.

Never thought of that.

I thought it was because my parents drove me around.

I was a baby.

Learned about a new ADHD symptom that I have.

And I'm like, I just thought that's how I was.

But partly part of me is afraid to change my basic, how do I put this?

I'm a high functioning.

Yes.

But what would it actually help me or hurt me?

Probably.

You have very adverse sometimes and strong reactions to medication.

That's true.

You'd have to experiment and find what works for you and that's a huge pain.

And also, if you don't feel like you need it, you don't necessarily need me to get

it.

Also, insurance sucks and who's paying for it.

Yep.

I think I'm okay.

You're all right for now.

A little caffeine goes a long way with me, with me.

I wish I could have caffeine.

And I'll make sure heart palpitate.

It sucks because caffeine used to help me so much with focus and sleeping even.

And now it makes my heart go crazy because I got COVID.

The word palpitate reminds me of palpateen.

Palpatate?

Yeah.

Where he's like, do it.

You can hear it in your heart.

Go, go, go, do it.

See this is part of the ADHD talking about palpateen when we're supposed to be focused

on the email here.

Thanks, Will and Ohio.

You're probably totally correct.

Yeah, probably.

And it would help.

I would love to be more attentive when I drive.

It's scary.

I can't do it.

30 minutes is my max.

Yeah.

And if I hit about 30 and we're going, and I know we're going somewhere far like Arizona

or Nevada or freaking somewhere with like a long, like California, some long road trip

10 hour road trip.

Yeah.

I immediately go into this mode of which is why you don't drive, I can't do this for 10

hours.

You'd love you to sleep.

Yeah.

It makes me go sleepy.

It's good that mom likes driving.

She loves it.

Well, she doesn't have undiagnosed ADHD.

She has the opposite.

Whatever she has.

She's very focused.

Yeah.

She can compartmentalize.

She doesn't catastrophize.

She doesn't.

She has something going on, but it's not what we have going on.

Well, everyone's got something.

It's new and separate.

We're all on some spectrum, you know?

Especially if you're on the spectrum internet, they deal.

Huh?

I don't know.

All right.

Check this one out.

This is from Brian, not any of the Brian's we know.

Brian?

On the March 9th episode, you mentioned that if you were a dog, you wouldn't mind being

Keanu Reeves dog, but not from John Wick movie.

No, no.

We'd be a dead dog.

Specifically like, or maybe the second dog with the giant balls.

Yeah.

The giant ball dog.

He really did.

Yeah.

I don't know why they chose a male dog for that role.

They should have gotten a female dog.

It's a reason I don't get female or male dogs at all.

You want the wiener?

I don't want that wiener wiping on all my pillows and stuff.

It is.

We have had mostly, we've had like two male dogs.

Almost entirely female dogs and two out of like, however, we always have dogs and mostly

male cats, because the male cats are less.

They're chiller.

Yeah.

They're more children than the lady cats.

Why is that?

Once they're fixed at least.

Is that where they say women are caddy?

Is that where they came from?

I don't know.

I'll bet it is.

I mean, it's rude.

It's rude, but I'm saying, hey, that's okay.

I came from.

Yeah.

Okay.

Where was I?

Brian.

Oh, yeah.

It says then brought up Alex Winter, the other guy from Bill and Ted, Bill and from Bill

and Ted.

Yeah.

Tangentially.

You might be amused to learn that he has a small role along with Jonathan Frakes, Ben

Star, John Boega, and other several others in a podcast slash audio play that Gary

Wittah, writer of Rogue One, is doing as a side-proc called C.U.N. Hell at C.U.N.

Hell.tv.

That didn't surprise me.

A, because they all know who Gary is now.

I know Gary.

Gary.

You know Gary and I had, so we've had a bunch conversations, but one in particular, Gary

was going to make a board game, some kind of board game called Space Rocks.

Okay.

And that was the original name of my game that I ended up calling rock runners.

Yeah.

And I ended up calling it rock runners because I got wind that he was working on this

other thing.

And I reached out because I'm not a douche.

Yeah.

And I said, Hey, if you really are doing that, I don't want to, because he talked about

public lead couple of shows, I don't want to run over your feet with this.

I would happily do, and he goes, yeah, you know, I probably I'm going to do, it's going

to happen pretty quick.

We're going to go nuts with it.

I appreciate that.

I said, okay, no problem.

Good luck.

Have fun.

Can't wait to see what you do.

I'm going to go work on this.

I'll call it rock runners.

I'm not going to do it anyway.

So I did all that got all the way through with it.

This is how many years ago, many many years ago, pre pandemic, does he not do it?

Never did it.

That's crazy.

I think he has undiagnosed.

That's not.

Yeah.

That's so funny.

Well, now you have rock runners.

That's okay.

I know Ryan O'Kenny.

I was just trying to be the nice guy.

That's all.

Yeah.

And I'm not saying he was being the bad guy.

No, no, no.

He just didn't just didn't do it.

Do it.

And that's okay.

And he may never do it.

Yeah.

These kind of things.

Ironically, if I turn around and did it tomorrow, that'd be the day he did it.

And I'd be like, Oh, 100%.

Damn it.

100%.

Sure feels like it.

Chuck, not Amy's Chuck wrote in says, Hey, nerds.

Different Chuck.

On the most recent Monday show, you guys were talking about dirty soda and Scott mentioned

mixing all of the sodas at a soda fountain into a single cup, which you then called swamp

water.

And I called sink water.

St.

You call it sink water.

Yep.

Everybody's got a different name for this.

Apparently.

When I was in Little League, we used to do the same things.

But suicide.

I've also heard that.

So you're like, I'm going to go get a suicide and what they meant was go that does actually

kind of sound familiar.

Yeah.

I remember that here and there.

So I think it's really interesting how the same things are given different names across

the country and world.

I love you guys.

Keep up the good work.

Chuck.

Yeah.

I don't.

It's always, it's always such a big culture shock when you find out and it's always something

small and stupid where someone like calls something a specific thing that's like a

nickname for it.

Like certain games and stuff growing up that everyone had like, you know, werewolf.

Yeah.

Like werewolf the game.

Like the game you play when you're just like with your friends, there's actually a board

game called werewolf.

Yes.

But it is based on that game.

I didn't know that.

Yeah.

It's the same game.

Okay.

But as kids, you just play this because you're basically among us, right?

Yeah.

It's literally just among us.

Yeah.

But I grew up calling it werewolf.

My friend grew up calling it secret Hitler.

And another friend grew up calling it to what did they call it?

They called it secret Hitler when I was growing up.

Oh, they called it, oh my gosh.

What's the word for when someone's like a dictator, but a dictator another word for dictator

totalitarian.

Totalitarian.

There's also which hunt is another one that I've heard like there's orange gas bag.

Oh, sorry.

Not that.

Anyway, that game has like a million mafia.

It's another one I've heard.

Fascist.

Fascist.

No, not fascist.

No, not fascist.

No, it's like a dictator.

It's like a bigger.

They're all saying mafia like mafia boss or people called it mafia growing up.

Interesting.

I can't think of tyrant that is the word.

If you just said who's the bad guy, who's the ultimate boss in resident evil three, I would

have said tyrant.

No, tyrant is what one that I've heard.

My other friend, she grew up in Florida though.

So who knows what was going on?

Oh, who knows what's going on there?

Holy shit.

It's just a big wiener on the country.

But it's funny how those things change and then you hear it and you're like, what is

that?

No, that's wrong.

I call it mafia or whatever.

I get it.

I get it.

Yeah.

I wouldn't know how to play real life that now.

I don't remember how.

It's so easy.

I mean, a munga circle.

Yeah.

And, uh, personally, there's someone who either you have like cards or some way, someone

who's like in charge and picks who everyone is.

Yeah.

And so if the person, that's how we used to play, the person in charge would go around

and tap someone and be like, and without saying anything because you have to be quiet,

or tell them like, or they'd out loud be like, I'm about to pick the werewolf.

They tap someone and be like, that's you.

And then they'd close their eyes again and then you go to the next person.

It's like, you're the detective and then, you know, that kind of thing.

Yeah.

And in board games and stuff, it's like, oh, that's just a card to her dealt.

So now you know, you're the bad guy or whatever.

Okay.

So they just made it like a one you can touch and feel instead of just kids playing.

Oh, right.

No.

Kenny says werewolf with a card or a nerd tag.

What do you think of that?

Big old werewolf game.

June's coming quick.

June's coming quick.

Join me.

We're screwed.

We're so screwed.

Not really.

We're not screwed.

We just have a lot to do.

We're going to get it.

We're going to get it.

Yeah.

It's going to be fine.

He wrote in finally and says, excuse me.

You have a hot dog shop named RC Willie.

That's amazing.

No.

No.

RC Willie is a furniture store.

And it's R.

That gives out.

Period.

Period.

Yeah.

Period.

Willie.

Not RC Willie.

Like RC.

Like AR.

RC.

It's hilarious.

No.

It's a firm.

And it's not a hot dog shop.

They used to give away free hot dogs on Saturday.

If you went there, because they were trying to get you to buy furniture.

Yes.

It was like a promo.

It was like a promo.

Yeah.

It's so dumb.

RC Willie is so funny.

Yeah.

Kevin's right.

Kevin's our AV guy this year.

Yeah.

And man, you know what's expensive now?

AV.

Everything's expensive.

I know.

But dude, it's so pricey.

But it's okay.

That's what we're doing.

We're getting prices.

We're going to find out what they're going to be.

And we're going to have a good time.

Like we're going to have a great time.

That's the thing.

Is like either way this thing's happening.

Yeah.

Whether I'm in huge debt at the end or not.

And we're going to have fun.

It's going to be so fun.

Um.

You just feel like it's not until it happens.

I wish the RC Willie hot dog thing was still a thing.

I would go every Saturday because I love a free hot dog.

Yeah.

Even if they're bad.

Like I like it.

Just a nasty.

It's probably got nose and feet.

Big feet in them.

I don't even know.

I've never got so like bugs and germs.

Yeah.

If you did like a zoom in, you'd be like horrified.

But I'm ready for it.

I love me a hot dog in public.

Hot dogs are gross.

I'm a big fan.

I think everyone can agree whether or not you like hot dogs that hot dogs are gross.

Oh.

Patelix says gas is 630 in California.

Yeah.

You're starting to see the fuel prices getting bumped.

That's where everyone needs to get their airplane ticket sooner than later.

It's almost like we based an entire country around cars.

An oil.

An oil.

And that was not a good thing for the average person.

Doesn't seem good.

No.

No.

No.

It's almost like things like public transit would help a lot.

Maybe.

You know what?

Really?

You know what?

When you take a bus.

Yeah.

You don't get on and go to pay the guy either with a car or would it used to be money.

Let's say it's still money.

Usually it's like a bus pass now.

Yeah.

But let's say back in the day is like a dollar.

So here's a dollar you take me downtown.

Yeah.

I think so.

It's a lovely day today.

Yeah.

You didn't go in there and go.

Oh, yeah.

Today trip down town is going to be $40.

Yeah.

And then on the way back.

Hey, we're having a deal.

It's only 13 cents on the way back.

They didn't do it that way.

But that's how the freaking airline business works.

And I hate it.

Yeah.

Have some consistency.

Now, outside of a oil mess that we're having at the moment, the self-inflicted gunshot

wound or our national head.

Outside of that.

Yeah.

Put that, put that away for a minute and just look at it when it's stable.

That's, that should mean stability on the airline part.

But it's not ever.

No.

It's just them going, ah, today it's 900 bucks to go to Cincinnati.

Yeah.

Tomorrow.

Me, 40 round trip.

Yeah.

Oh, you don't need to go then.

That's a real shame.

No, it's a shit show.

I hate it.

And it depends on how many people are on that flight and if they need to fill up seats

or if it's extra full, it's, it's garbage and it sucks.