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The Most Redacted Episode Ever | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
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In this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave, Bert Kreischer and Tom Segura cover everything from Bert’s sorta sober lifestyle, weight loss, sleep improvement, and 5K training to marriage non-negotiables, separate bedrooms, and life on tour. The Bears also react to internet beef between Quentin Tarantino and Rosanna Arquette, joke about the Epstein files, discuss "kept women", talk Trump and Mar-a-Lago, share a tense aborted plane landing story, and spiral into one of their darkest and funniest hypothetical conversations yet. If you missed this show, this one's for you.
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Chapters
00:00:00 - Intro
00:01:19 - Bert's Weight Loss Journey
00:07:14 - Tarantino Beef & Unbothered Rogan
00:18:31 - Chef Drama
00:22:51 - Non-Negotiables
00:33:05 - Kept Women, Money, and Wild Relationship Logic
00:39:57 - Bert Learns He's In The Epstein Files
00:43:47 - Trump & Mar-A-Lago
00:50:07 - Dahmer & Plane Crashes
00:54:59 - How Would You Prefer To Die
01:02:23 - What Language Would You Prefer To Be Killed By?
01:06:55 - Racist Thing A Black Guy Told Me
01:11:40 - Vince Vaughan On The Pod?
01:13:35 - Wrap up
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