THE MOVIE REVIEW EXTRAVAGANZA - 09-11-2026

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2:00I'm Cory Coru over here. Now, it's the movie Stramaganz. I'm Cory Coleman. When he kicks his even in March, Thomas is here. That is hat. Got my hat back. Got my power back. There it is. That's the Martinon, the right thing. Don't you ever do that again. Sorry. I'm gonna show that skin. Don't let me in. Don't let that happen. Do everybody all. Oh, folks, welcome to the show. Glad to have everybody here. And you're going to fade this on everything. Because I'm going to let y'all know this is going to be a very quick one tonight. This man was kind enough to come over here after this screening we had tonight. You got to go to the airport, pick up your boo. Got to do that. I do. Yeah. Yeah, so we just going to do this pretty quickly. And I'm going to say, man, thank you for coming over because I know that you are ready on that side of town with the airport. But you had to have something to do. I'm like, that's it. You can't get to be at home. I didn't know that. I could have been watching more talent here. You ain't talking about that. Oh, I'm so sorry then. Oh, man, why did you tell me exactly that?

3:00Never would have asked you to come over here, man. Well, let you and T.P.s experience a long time ago. It's a quality time. Oh, people. Again, I want to put a hat you here. Let's go ahead and see who we do indeed have here. And the chat fams starting to owe you chat. And those side, man, that's another crazy mask. Got one mask. Got it, is that it? I don't know. I mean, they just run out of ideas for these. They know kidding. But they get crazier. And I love you. Yeah. I like, is that one those hot peppers? Oh. You know what I'm saying? It's called hot tamales. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what that looks like. A sentient hot tamale right there. You know, the way they made that food fight video. I mean, movie. I'm surprised I didn't do that with the mascots. Because they're really licensing fees. Well, because the food had licenses. Yeah. And it failed. That's what people keep talking about. It's getting brought up. Yeah. I talked and not convert to dollars. And what other people did?

4:01Not them. Yeah. Whoever, man, who asked for the Roger Rabbit of grocery store mascots? Not a goddamn person asked for that. Again, to what you said, glad you did. But nobody asked for it. But since you made it happen, it's probably somebody's kid. He's going to listen to him. See, this kid knows he's got his finger on the pulse, but he did not. Oh, we got exiled juju up in here. Oh, no, bro, bring that juju back in. We welcome it here. Ryan Walderson, Laufan, Hussey Dude, Big Reel. How you doing, Big Reel? How you doing? Thank you so much. I know you went and asked if any of these subs tonight anything, but you always give to us. Yeah. I always support him. And I just wanted to say thank you. Thank you. The girth Brooks, Victor Skeleton with his skin asses up in here. Drew's still eating that. Somebody named Drew, Drew ate that time by juju.

5:01No, not that juju. You the one that's doing that. That's J-J-U. No, wait a minute. J-J-U, J-U. Yeah, juju. Yeah, you talking about J-E-W, J-E-W. Oh, man. Come on. I'm not even going to that. What are you doing, man? Too late. He did it already. Victor Skeleton says, happy birthday, Corey. Yeah, I've got a few hours left from my birthday here. Thank you all so much. And thank you for all the birthday wishes today. People like, man, what you been doing, man? I've been working all day. These emails are getting crazy. Yeah. Yeah, it's getting so many of these emails coming through. They have to be answered. And now it's like, yeah, it's took me a couple hours to catch up on this. Oh, these are business emails. Yeah. OK, you may have sounded like it was like fan mail. How am I adoring public? They just won't get me a break. I ignore them. No, I ain't got time for that. No, these ones I have to answer. No, I, yeah, that and then again, the house stuff and London's still going on. I don't know. Yeah, but yeah, now I got to kick somebody out now.

6:02Again, yeah, this woman who's in, my cousin got two properties. And some woman, I knew it was going to be trouble. She's living in there. And she'd been coasting for a little while. I know she has. Because now when we ask her to pay, she's like, oh, well, you know, the place has been in disarray and need of repairs. And somebody, somebody vandalized the window. I bet you broke that. Yeah. Yeah. And then it might be best you go ahead and move out. Yeah, yeah. Now I have to kick out because now I have to like claim possession, which means that, you know, she's going to get evicted. But she's talking about despair. And like, I can't pay right now. I get broke. I don't know. OK, OK. I'm on my brough. Yeah, you want to say nothing when nobody was asking for the rent. Are you living there for rent free? It's funny how that place was nice. Yeah. The need no repairs when you just coast them by. Yeah, but it showed me something. The bathroom was bad. The room just as nasty. Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's the thing when people are like, well, I'll just

7:03have a rental property. I'm like, good luck to you. Yeah. And then when you go, when I was a kid, we moved. And we were renting out the house, the old house we lived in. And then those people, they did that. We moved out the middle of the night. And we had to go clean that shut up. And I couldn't, like, you couldn't see the floor for all the trash. Yeah. It's empty cans, like canned goods. Just the cans still left around. Really? Yeah, I just remember like a can of cream corn was just like open with the lid sticking up and just left on the bedroom. Oh, man, hobo style. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, man, that's some cartoon shit with the people. Yeah, yeah. People need the lid still on. So it's flippling like when pop out got through in the spinach. Right. The cans still have the lid stuck to it. Yeah, man, it took four of us. And we had to get shovels and just clean all that shit out. Yes. So I said, dude, say to be fair, maybe she has the other half of your cousin's collection of haircoals. And what, now why would she do that? Yeah, that wouldn't be an air. The quote mark, now why would she do that? I guess I do say that a lot.

8:04But that question comes up all the year. It's a good question. Oh, yeah. I. Yeah, I got it. So I got to kick this chick out. Just check out. And then I have to like figure out how to collect my name to pay one of my cousins because some stuff was left to her. And I got another cousin. And I got to take care of everybody's stuff. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, yeah, boy. Get to executive. I mean, I was about to say that. I didn't know executive was so hot. Yeah, but it was getting done. But yeah, my birthday's been pretty good, man. It's been, you know, I'm going to, I usually, I'm so busy during the week. I put my birthday off for my days off unless it's short unless it's on a weekend. So yeah, just just another day to day, y'all. But I want to tell you something. This man right here gave me the most delicious tequila. And I kind of celebrated early last night because I popped it open and drank a little bit. And you did your research, man. That tequila is good.

9:05It's nice and mellow. It's kind of, it's got a nice flavor. Man, that just makes me feel so good to hear that. Yeah, I had to text him last night. Yeah, I checked him last night. God damn. Man, it's good. Plus I was drunk. So yeah. Now, I just had a little, a little taste last night and it was good. I'm going to have to give you a little bit so that you know, man, you have to get yourself some of that. Okay. Yeah. Adam got me a bottle of mescal today. Yeah, it was, it was really nice. Yeah, Adam's sweet dude, man. Man, I tell you that all the time. You know, this is, you know, he, he, he's, so, you know, I'm going to tell you that. He's still great about cleaning the bathroom, but other than that, I got, man, he's, but he's, he's a good sweet dude. No, he is. He is. And see, I already pick up after him. So when he gave me the, he's such a nice guy. He gave me the mescal today and I was like, well, I guess I'm just going to be picking up after you for the next few months. But man, that bathroom, I got to, I got to, I got to lay in on him in the bathroom. That bathroom is nasty, ain't it?

10:05The thing is, you were always talking about it and most time I'm just, I'm just in there. I'm going to do my business. I'm going to wash my hands, get out. I mean, I hate that it's never a dry towel because it's, it's perpetually wet. But that's okay. But the last time I was in there, I had to, I had to acknowledge it like, yes, it's pretty bad. This is nasty. It's, I don't even go in there. Yes, hair is everywhere. It's so, it's scum and all that. Yeah. Boy, this is what, this is what I'm talking about. Like if you let that scum stay on there, I don't know how it happens, but it spreads. And I went, I got, and I see, I meant to give you a compliment now. Well, no, no, but he's still out of his awesome. I love it. Yeah. I like hanging out with him. Can you talk to him? Can't you, man, look, I, that's good as an awkward conversation. Can you just have Mark, Mark? He would listen, I don't know what it is about me that make people say, fuck off. I don't know what it is about me that make people say, yeah, whatever. But you know, you know, I mean, aren't we kind of talking to him right now?

11:08He's hurt, man, he's hurt me go over, he doesn't care. I actually think he likes what I talk about him on camera. I think he likes the intention because he, he, he, it, it never makes a man. Yeah. It never bothers him. He always is nice about it. And even when I talk shit about him on the air, he comes in here at the end of the show and says, good show guys. Yeah. And so I, I think he thinks I'm bullshit. And I, and I've talked to him. I've sent him messages. I've even sent him a message one time and tried to be subtle. I like gave him a little, little wink emoji. Hey, man, just get a little slimy in that bathroom. Didn't hear shit from him. So I know he told me, fuck you. Yeah, I know he had that problem. It's like, yeah, whatever, man. I know he blew me up. I thought I saw that message like, yeah, I probably did this. Yeah, whatever, man. You know, I know he did that. Because I didn't hear nothing in that bathroom state, Nasty. Maybe you got to like bring him in there. And then you start spraying and it's going like, see? No, this is how we do this. That's how we do this. I did this already. Yeah.

12:09I showed it. I gave him the cleaning products. I gave him the knowledge. You know, and I just said, man, this is what you do to up, keep the bathroom. I said, if you just, if you just take your time out and do this once a week, your bathroom will remain clean. But I know what I'm, what I'm trying to prevent. God bless you, Adam. Thank you so much. It's such a nice guy. I did not mean for this to go this way. This man brought it up so now. And I'm glad and I'm glad you did. Okay. Because I'm going to put this on you now because I, I'll take it. But no, what I'm going to put some responsibility on you. Oh, wait a minute. No, no, no. I, what I'm, you have not seen what I've seen. Okay. And here's a original bathroom and it is not an exaggeration. I repeat, I am not exaggerating like I do a story sometimes. I have never seen a whole bathroom covered in slime. Sobscom. I don't know what the fucking walls and I don't know. Usually sobscom is around the sink. Yeah, yeah, yeah, maybe maybe some, you drips them on the floor, but it was, it was like

13:12a fungus that was taken over. It was almost like the, you walk in there is almost like the, the last of us. All right. Not you exactly. No, no, no, I'm not. It was like the sobscom version of the last of you know, the, the last of us, the fungus takes over everything. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You walk in a bathroom and get clickers. Yeah. Yeah. You walk out of there. You're mushrooms start growing out your head. Yeah. Yeah. You start walking out and doing this shit. Trying to bite people. No, and I'm just, I'm trying to prevent that from happening. Yeah. Because look, you live the way you want to live. I'm not about telling grown people how to live. You want to live in the ass, you go right ahead, but it's also protecting my property. Yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's why I have to tell him I say we got to clean that room of yours. I said, man, you, look, you do what you want to, but I have to vacuum this floor at some

14:13point. It's been years and you can't even see the floor. So at this point, I'm asking you, Demarton, I could only say this to him so many times, and I think he only hears it from me. So he might be thinking that I'm the one that's kind of exaggerating. He's like, well, I bet everybody else don't see it like that. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Man, you just, you just nitpicking. Yeah. I mean, other people going there don't complain. So that's why he needs to hear from you. Okay. But you know, if you ever go, I know if you're watching Adam, you see that this man, he's finally sitting, is nasty in there sometimes. You know, sometimes every night and I, he will, every night and he will listen to him and I say, hey, I got guests coming by or a man, people coming to the house, they're getting a little crazy in there and he'll, and he'll, when he, when he wants to, he'll do it. And I ask you this also because I had another friend come by, you know Patrick, I have a

15:14friend from New York, Patrick State here. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, Patrick took him to the side and just said, you know, you disrespect and Corey. Oh, yeah. And I, the next day that shit was sparkling. Oh, yeah. Glittering. Yeah, it was, yeah, it was like elves when in there and clean that shit. Well, okay, well Patrick already talked to him. That was over a year ago. I don't know what I'm going to do, but I, I, yes, I'll say something. The difference between you and Patrick is that Patrick said it. He's gone. Yeah. Yeah, that bitch ain't here in the market. Do what I want. Take the toothpaste to like I think jacking off with it. You know, because it's, it's so scar. And something that shit is toothpaste dripping from his mouth. Yeah, yeah. So he sees you all the time. Yeah. So I think that if you tell him and just be earnest, don't be, you have to be mean. You have a way of, Mark, you have a way of talking to people and just making people feel ashamed. Do it. Yeah. Yeah, because you nice about it. You know, you ain't, you ain't like me.

16:16All right, man, it's goddamn back. I'm getting dirty again. What we're going to do. You know, you know, I kind of, it's like, I'm more like a parent talking to him anyway. You walk away and he's like, yeah, you won't tell me what to do. But you, you have a way of just talking to somebody like a, like, like someone who is really letting them know that they're messing up and they are a disappointment. You know, okay. That's what you're not mad. You give the, you give the feeling of I'm just, you're better than this and I'm disappointed than you right now. Okay. So please talk to him. Okay. Do it for me. Okay. And for you know what? More for you. You use that better. Yeah. Yeah. That's true. Oh, folks. I'm so sorry. Man, this man gave me a gift today. I'm talking about it. Yeah. Thank you. That's not a good. No, Adam, thank you so much. Great guy. And actually that's going to help him in the long run. That's true. Yeah. He's, uh, you'll be a better person for it. All right. So, uh, we already got the secret of running coming out, man.

17:19Are you the main villain in there? Look at you. Actually, she took your crud, your cracklings, man. Come in. Oh, you won't, you won't get hurt, man. Don't I take Mars cracklings? Yeah, I'd be like that old man. Boy, she won't get far. Oh, that's funny. You got to mate that. It's a cookie. Yeah. Yeah, I, cause it's good. Yeah, yeah. Cookie actually wish me a birthday today. I mixed, messed it up back and I said, man, my mom is still talking about you. You should, you know, put nothing on the man. Why you were there? You should y'all get into it. Glad he has such a good time. Oh, my mother's still. That's what my mother says. Oh, how, how, how cookie do we, how cocoa do we? Yeah. Well, of course, I tell you, he has such a good time here. He loved the house. He loved living room. My mother had these nice chairs and they are nice. It just feels like the floating cookie just got one of them and just spun around. Yeah, yeah. He's like, I'd never leave the house back in the cold.

18:19Yeah. Yeah. So anyway, y'all, listen, like I said, I want to get this man out of here. But we do have, we want to get together and talk about one particular thing. Cause I'm just going to put it up on the scroll right now. Yeah, we want to talk about this beauty in black. It's because this thing is, it's, it's, it's ever since I heard about it, it was crazy, but now it's just confusing. Yeah. And I want to talk about this with you because you watched some of it. Yeah, I guess you watched the first half and I watched the second half. Yeah. But we intersected at the fifth ninja. Then good, good. Then we can get into the discussion and try to figure this damn thing out. But first people, it's a short show, but I do have to give a word out to our sponsor right now. I'm going to do it very quickly. Fortunately, our sponsor, who is draft Kings, they just, they don't have too much to say, except that the weight is over.

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21:20It was an adi. Uh, Taze on day? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Did you talk to him or you just saw him walking? I said hi to him because of friend of mine. I say a friend of mine. I forgot who it is. But it came up to say hi to me. Uh-huh. And he said, Corey, hey, what are you doing here? We start talking and I was like, oh shit. Is that Taze on day? He's like, yeah, I'm rapping him right now. Okay. Or something. Yeah. And he said, hey, brother, how's it going? Get your black hand on me. Yeah. No, he was nice. Hard. Man, it's still got that baby face. Oh, yeah, yeah. Look at that smile. Y'all know who Taze on day is. What is he up to today? I don't know. He's being ripped by my friend. No, okay. I don't know what they doing now. Yeah, Taze on day. Yeah. He's a chocolate rain guy. One of the big breakout internet viral sensations. Yeah, there he is. Yeah, he's still got that baby face too. Yeah, he looked at it. He ain't changed really at all. No, of course.

22:20Yeah, remember somebody was doing a spoof of, of, on the street stuff with people. And this guy was, got, man, some stupid video. I actually, I say stupid. I thought I was pretty funny because it was making fun of, of, of, on the man segments, on the street segments. Man on the street segments. Yeah. And also people who do viral things. Uh-huh. And he would go for the microphone. He would be like, do you, uh, Taze on day? And the people would be like, were you talking about? And then he would look at the camera like, you're, you're Taze on day? What the fuck you talking about? I mean, you get your ass beat. You're right. Uh, let's see here. All right, y'all. Let's go ahead and get into this discussion. The reason why we're here. Reason. Reason. And we do have a reason to be here, y'all.

23:24So just about a week ago, we was sitting up here confused. As right, man, right when you think you know T.P. Uh-huh. AKA Tyler Perry. Once you get too comfortable, Tyler Perry, you know. He'll, he'll, he'll switch it up on you. Yeah, because y'all know Tyler Perry is crazy, all right? But we start to get used to his craziness. His craziness starts to be normal. We've normalized T.P. And he said, we can't have that. So in the middle of one of his shows, I don't know where shit just turned into an anime. Ninjas popped out in the alley. A downtown alley in broad daylight around lunchtime. Yeah. Oh, my god. I saw this and people they said this is crazy, because this came out of nowhere.

24:25That's because. I don't know. I don't know what. I'm going to try. I'm going to try. I'm going to try. Oh, my god. I saw this. And people they said. This is crazy because this came out of nowhere And you thought surely yeah, not out of nowhere and that's what I was thinking You seen the articles confused what the fuck Why What the hell Tyler Perry and This is from a show called beauty in the black Now the thing is with this I don't watch this show, but I have heard of it From our own Mr. Oz Green, right. He's the first one introduced me to this and They got a bunch of trailers out for this trailer for every season got three seasons out The trailer kind of gives a hint as to why this might be futile some people I know you want to get out of this life

25:27But I still make the best of it her family owns all it is That she don't have to make the best of you The image is everything and I will kill To protect it You go down we all go down Doing I want to do more to survive You think now you can see The elements of what we Become to know as Tyler Perry you know a bunch of pretty much just a bunch of black people angry black people with money Just just just Very attractive but no very attractive black people. I got to give it to Tyler Perry Tyler Perry

26:28Hires some pretty ass black people Because you know Hollywood look I got a theory Hollywood was like well, you know unless you the one Todd Hollywood will allow For women they get in there all the time But attractive black men as leading man. Oh, yeah, you don't get a lot of that. No, you don't get a lot of that They say you don't you're handsome as they go up you ain't gonna stage me. Yeah. Yeah, you're right They can be one of you. Yeah Maybe one who's lesser maybe yes, and he's probably the villain. Yeah, but uh, but yeah no more than that We will allow one maybe two and even then ones got to be old one got to be younger But you don't come in here and upstage our handsome white man Cuz you and and the women they got to be light skin. Yes. All right. That's just the way it is. Yes. Yes Unless you got lucky and was an impetal young old. Yeah, we probably got some shit on somebody But if you look at a Tyler Perry production especially his TV shows

27:29You didn't even know there was that many attracted black people I mean we do But white people like god damn. What is happening? Oh, this ain't real. That must be AI. Yeah, I don't see any gold teeth or cornrows. I don't understand Man, he's they people actually kind of attracted So I you know, I gotta get the Tyler Perry Tyler Perry gives work to handsome and beautiful black people I mean the man's a mogul but it shit is crazy but It's still don't explain this now and the reason why is because this this show here is It's it's when I say it's a bunch of angry black people with money That means this is so popular. Yeah, it's a soap opera and more and less All my children are young and restless more like dynasty. Yeah, yeah, it mixed with our empire. Yeah Exactly. That's a great way of putting that Yeah, it's just rich people just being messy

28:30You know just it goes to prove that he what what they don't matter what ratio are It depends on if you got a lot of money to be an asshole And these people do You're just assholes. They're all killers. Yeah Yeah, man, I think that's the thing. You see okay, so I I heard that Okay, this this is this is a drama as far as you know relative for Tyler Perry, you know, this is a soap opera This is a drama, you know, they pretty much Even if Tyler Perry is crazy, they're kind of playing the straight uh-huh But and so that's why people were confused where the hell these ninjas come from this trailer you didn't see you didn't see no Asians They got one in there, but you didn't see no Asians you didn't see no martial arts masters in there You can see one katana, uh, you know, you didn't see no dojo you didn't see no no Uh like I said the black the the black foot on the black on the black hands the hand. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, there's no Bruce Lee Roy No, so where the hell does come from and people said

29:34You're not gonna find it, but you had to look in the way man. I'm gonna. I'll be the judge of that This this shit is too crazy that I have to I have to take this journey myself and see If there's because maybe y'all are like not looking at the right things you're not finding the clues in there right that the breadcrumb Yeah, exactly. Yeah, y'all not looking at the ninja Easter except when laid out that well obviously there the whole time I said all you know what I'll get to the bottom of this If anybody is doing what I will and so I will tell you man watching this And I'm talking about it's a soap opera, but man I start watching this and now it's it's it's Tyler Perry land. No, yeah No, it's definitely the Tyler Perry universe because this And I got in on season three that like the so I didn't even I bypassed one in two and I yeah And and so I started uh episode one of season three and I thought man

30:34I wonder if I'm really gonna be missing some details or if I'm only like Be missing some nuances or something and I was like I start watching like oh fuck no I had to miss nothing You you you realize that you could have started episode five And it would all come to you Because it's one of those where people will come in every scene and announce They're always Somebody said Cory no you missed a lot. No, I didn't know no, I didn't know if I wanted really just get you know Down to the nitty gritty details. Okay, but you don't need those man walking into this series It's like walking into them and walking to the middle of a black family argument. Uh-huh You don't need to know what they're arguing about because the way they argue is funny enough Yeah, and man, I put on the front of the beginning of the first episode These niggas are arguing with each other Backstabbing each other talking shit to each other. I just like man. I don't even know those details No, this is entertaining enough as it is and it's funny how some of them are good at talking shit and some of them aren't some of them terrible

31:35Terrible I need you up. No, look. I just let the hospital to be here. I can't just jump up and put my boots on the ground Oh Put your hands in front of me. Yeah, but you're hurting me. Don't make us do this the hard way make it the hard way Yeah And what they suffered in wife in the last movie we saw yeah, yeah, that dude in her they were they were Husband and wife team in that movie the hard way would be running your ass over I would really suggest That you all be real quiet right now This motherfucker actually turned state seven As I keep advising your ass No, my father brush hello. No, no, no, your father just set you up Then you walked right into it with your stupid ass I just let that man argue back and forth what the cops are like cuss are like shit

32:36Listen with black people start arguing like this especially family members You know the fuck they are gonna back. We just sit back and like man. This is gonna take. I want to see this ghost It's it was so interesting to me to see the different levels of acting between the Like someone who can deliver a line and it's like nice your turn Yeah Oh, yeah, well you another one And some people are arguing in different ways like like this This man's almost from a British drama right He's such a whoop and you walk right until it and then his this dude over here is from power It's motherfuckers stay up and then you girl from saffon and son I wish that run over you read Hey, he's cops they want to hear this shit they want to know this gun like me We can get him in a little bit, but let's make this out see where this goes They met and

33:36This is all in the first episode That we're thinking it did not take long for things to get crazy, you know First we got that Tyler Perry acting in that dialogue Straight man this shit is straight from the chilling circuit But then they got again, I don't know who these dudes are right here I know they work for these people and these two guys got beef. Oh, yeah, the the two of them when they do it to it Boy, that's some serious school school yard amateur hour You look like shit. Well, that's funny coming from a piece of shit like you Yeah, well Beat your ass later. Oh, yeah, you see who's ass gonna get beat. Well, it's gonna be yours Man, you're talking about your mama your mama was a piece of dialogue in here A shout out Come over this shit. I'll be out of here in 24 hours. I know judges. Oh, you don't know she

34:45You said everybody's doing different Everybody's my different show We have that money by Friday they coming for you and prison can't keep them out Go to hell Oh Don't let the fuck is wrong. What you meant some bullshit give him life I'm not being arrested. No, what do you want to be? I and you can tell a meadley that's the gay character. Oh, yeah, well several Oh, yeah, well, I was like so we're half the men on this show gay is yes Yeah Like everybody's killed somebody and half the men are gay And and half of that half is accused and the others being gay. Yes Don't know so much gay drama in this

35:47You see With the gay guy. Yeah You can take her now. They still need that money Charles And if you don't have it by Friday You see that little investigation that might Or might not have been a call I made No, and she's saying all this in front of the police Right. Yeah, I didn't like you got a lawyer present or anything All right, okay, all of them there. Notice they all tell each other shut up And nothing but fun their own advice This shit is wild man. I was like why have I not been watching this We'll just say uh They might have some real evidence. What are you talking about? Your mama Only Tyler parent boy can take that all in some make some out of oil boy

36:51But to get back to these fools So I that these are two guys that work for the family they I guess they'll kill for them and they drive for when they needed they you know They kind of clean up do's and muscle whatever henchmen. Yeah, I don't know. Yeah All-purpose henchmen. Yeah But they got they got some henchmen beef with each other And I don't think it all these nowhere is because where it goes is crazy. Yeah Because those fools go on this elevator and they start insulting each other We are stopping man. It's serious. We need to get up there and see you need to stop with man stop this shit This is serious you fucking betrayed me Now it's it's not enough to then to stop the elevator start fighting Tyler that ain't the Tyler Perry way we gotta up this a notch Of course Ain't fighting so hard they break in the elevator It's all see you know CG gears

38:04And listen I give the Tyler Perry because the the elevators fall in these fools still fight And That didn't look spoiler alert He stabbed him right in the gut with letter. It's treated like a scratch. Yeah, you get you good I'm alright. Yeah, cuz I guess this is this one of the early episodes This is yeah, this is the first episode in season three. Oh my god So I didn't come in till episode four and I just see the two of them. They still squabbling. Yeah, still talking shit to each other But they ain't no kind of injury on him. No, man. Oh, yeah, you just sitting on you do guy stabbed in the next scene He's just like yeah, I'm alright. I missed everything. Okay. Yeah, they just put a bandaid on them. I'm gonna go pat right there. Okay Um Of course it ain't a Tyler Perry universe unless you got Not just a villain, but a shit talking just don't cold no shred of goodness in this in this piece of shit villain

39:09Like they got like you know Tyler Perry lays on his villain stick. Oh, yeah, they yeah, they they they they scale to a level Yeah, he got that's one chick. I don't know what her deal is man She is just a bitch for the sake of being an evil bitch. Oh, Mallory. Is that her name that light skin? Yeah, yeah, yeah, man. She's like a black Corella de Ville Yeah, but you know what I was going to only watch a few episodes But I was like man, this chick is sexy as fuck. I can't stop watching. I can't even man and the way she talks shit You just get goosebumps like whoo yeah It's cuz she don't care about nothing. There's a There's a dude who says man you don't understand. I'm trying to get I'm trying to get paid now It's it's always either you you evil. Are you goody goody? Uh-huh. I'm I got bills to pay I need this money because I got a home full of foster kids And if I don't Boy, there's always mellow driving and if I don't get paid tonight, we can kick down tomorrow

40:11Listen to me, right? I know you don't have any gist of seeing you at all Oh This family is real messed up and I'm a good godfaring man. Oh good godfaring man You're good godfaring man You got hearing I have a house but foster kids you have a house But foster kids and if I don't get this money by the morning a lot of lives are gonna be ruined Gotta get this money by the morning Brother you don't think about this Wow, this one job is making a break We can kick and foster kids out now based on this one this this this contract job you did Yes, far as I know he did that job some time ago Like come on I need this money like you should be working in between that time. Yeah Shit a lot of lives. I did the work man I really thought this was the miracle I was praying for Me think it's time to go I need that money. Me We gotta go you shouldn't be begging you should be praying godfaring man. That's what you do, huh

41:14Get down on your knees and pray for your money Just a bitch man. Yeah, no reason. Yeah, I maybe I miss something. I'm sure but I don't know because I didn't see this one, but I saw one with that that that black chauffeur picked her up And she just talked to him like a dog. Oh no matter what you said no matter I'm sorry, man. I told you not to talk to me. Yeah, he tried to help me don't touch me And wasn't enough to be like don't touch me you see these legs you see these hands don't you touch me you don't touch none of that I can't win with you. Yeah, but he couldn't even say that He had just eat it We gotta go Sorry miss Bellery time to go Lee Valley Yeah When she does at the everybody yeah, and she's not even Like most of the other characters are more villainous than her and and you know what it's I'm again a little spoiler alert. She actually

42:15She uh, let me see here. So she actually ended up having like a heart And she ended up showing up the next day and giving that dude the money And then the guy was and and she was like am I You do so on the dry on the drywall and he's like well I'll take care of that man. No, thank you so much. I knew you would come through and uh, we'll be there to fix everything You need be there five o'clock tomorrow My man with and did the job early and he said because I want to I want you to go ahead and go home and be comfortable Have to wear it about us being there and she's like you just don't get it do you? You know like get what I said be there at five o'clock He's like Yeah, but we didn't want to she's like She actually used to work like this next dog She said I was trying to fuck you That's why she gave her the money because not for the kids No, no because she wants to have sex with her And she's like I try to give you some ass, but you two stop and get it He's like oh well, well, it's like

43:20Oh, but But she still gave me smile when with when she left I I knew I said look man. Oh This is just one big orgy these shows. Oh, yeah, Eric you if you big and fire you don't have you going to have sex with a man or woman Uh and speaking I have sex with man man having sex with man boy air it so much gay drama So much gay drama I mean you got boyfriends fighting with each other. Uh-huh if you if you ain't gay you gonna be gay They had to talk with the black king pin right And I thought okay this dude because he's been talking shit to all the gays like his son is having an ugly relationship when his when his lord He's lawyer his attorney. I think yeah, or his right hand man or something. Yeah, and uh, yeah He dogs his son out for being gay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He's he's he's like I can't stand what you are Yeah, and he got in the car and I was like well shit I guess he's a one of few good one the few dudes that's gonna stick the straight line right here. Nah

44:23horse You're gay Or buy whatever it's okay like let's let's be honest with each other Charles has had more freedom than you did and I Think you jealous and Man, I'll say to him. Then that clock. Oh, well, you know, did you see what happened right there? No I mean, I know what happens later. I don't know. Yeah, man. So she called him gay He turned around and So when they parked the the the help comes out to open the door and he shut him. Oh shit. He fucked the shit out that girl Oh, yeah, I know I know they end up fucking yeah, he ended up having sex with a gay ward and ward out She's like damn I ain't never had it like that before and then after he was done We'd be like well, I did it to prove a point It's like what point I make I forgot the point was but he's like But yeah, I'm still gay

45:25Like what are you doing it cuz he's giving after was done. She was like I wanted again. Oh, she grew up She crawled in the bed and he's like I'm not playing house with you now stop this. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, she she got sprung for a bit Yeah, and it's like Going to people like so tell me about Charles What was he like he was young? He like oh girl? He had this move and all these women with fallen. I'm used don't even know Yeah, like wait a minute you and I fall under that It's not going to go well. So about a said training gay Well, so did you get to see his boy toy? Oh Yeah, yeah, yeah, you talking about your man. Let me see Talk about that light skin dude to dance and all the time. Yeah, he looks just like my nephew Yeah, that that was Yeah, at the beginning of the episode Like he he lives that so his boy toy lives at the house and Just and just taking advantage of things like he don't want to leave. Uh-huh He don't want to go back to the club. Yeah, I guess he danced at the club. Yeah, and they come to the house

46:25He just taking advantage of just What You just haven't why don't you let's have you We me alone Okay, fine She's putting me out anyway am I the one Jordan shit? Well, I can't What I do is trifling He don't do nothing, but want to live there right? He's not even gay. Well, no, he is but he claims he's not now He said I just went down on it and the damn king pin over here You talking about boy, he went up he said I just went down on him. So he would kick me yeah, right? Yeah, he's gay for pain. Yeah, I got I guess I didn't see that earlier, but I know it's a whole thing with him He got kicked out went to the club Acted out they had to fire him Crawling back to the king pin. He's like let me dance for you I mean, I'm not gay, but I'll do this for you and like if you're not gay What are you doing living in the house? Yeah, and then the gay son walks in on them really? Oh, yeah

47:28Oh, yeah, he's like I gotta go have it out my father He was with his boyfriend and he walked in and sees them he's just like And he's like how could you treat me like that in your gay me like shit. I ain't gay That dude was creeping up the club watching all these dudes dance. So he's like here Let me show you something and he takes him down to his underground James Bond layer James Bond villain layer Weapons everywhere security cameras. He's like I got a camera on your house. I mean watching everything you do Wow Somebody says it is our prison logic. Yeah, well, and this is so mold There's some old Nickelodeon acting ready cool Okay, fine She's putting me out anyway, I might as well enjoy this shit. Well, I can't this is all good Where's the wimple

48:29What you just haven't why don't let's have you Leave me alone Leave me alone, but it's a this is all kids show. I know this is kids show with adult content. You know what I say? That girl is good though. I like her. No, there's some people in here who are really good man. He's good Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, he could be a Marvel villain She is the Marvel villain the Tyler Perry show I know a lot of these people are actually really good. I mean, that's that's why they're able to sell this shit and I mean it's about half and half yeah, which is sort of what I was kind of enjoyed about it Boy and they say some of them this is what I'm making them say this dialogue Man, oh you poor thing, but you're getting paid so hey and and and Oz made this Point out to me They the the the dialogue in the show these characters say the most vile things to each other It's just a bunch of black people just saying me shit. Yeah to each other. That's one dude then

49:35This guy right here. He's gay. He's the he's the gay son of the gay king pin the closet of game king pin everybody's gay Yeah, no But you heard I'm saying closet it gay black king pin If they need a Marvel villain you're a son of a way it is, but apparently his gay jeans passed down to his son who he despises and He just I mean he his son trust commits suicide and this man shows no compassion do it I know you couldn't do it A Bitch next time you try to do this do it. Why do you hate me so much? He got give it to him on the way he delivered that man It you best apart where he first showed up and I was the end of the last episode because he told me said

50:38I knew you messed it some what you do you yarn tell you what called me next time I got rope at the house I bring it open. Yeah, I'll do myself like god damn Yeah, this all that but from where I started they let me know everything didn't happen up to that point man All of it listen you don't have to kiss us at the beginning all of this we could put it together This is easy after you see these people he's been five minutes with you know what's going on everybody's about So I watch I watched episodes one through five Because Five is where this happened And got no fucking lean up to that at all no I'd with I did my research I watched five episodes Closely scrub through them didn't they gave no hint of no goddamn ninjas coming in Lippin the middle lunchtime in the busy city

51:40And this all clean ass out of the radio. Uh-huh. They they that day. Yeah, I'm sorry. I'm sorry if it died at y'all That was no lead up no explanations this no lead up Uh Besides no lead up there's no follow up. What cuz I picked up where you left off. Wait me. They don't come back They don't now when you don't come back. It doesn't even get mentioned Like those two the two guys that got away because the ninjas killed all the other dudes They don't even tell anybody They don't tell anybody what happened no one went say we just got to take my fucking ninjas Yeah, in the middle of the day. Yeah, it's just did you get the stuff? Yeah, it was hard, but we got the stuff that's it And I guess when they were picking up with bags of human remains so man, that's another crazy part. Yeah, it's crazy there that there's a So that's the other crazy part with this so Now this is something that it did catch me. I'm gonna wait what because he said man

52:43I need he's trying to go around and get money the gay son. He says I need this money because I Did something bad and he's telling people all the time. I did something bad. There's something bad one But one person finally said what did you do? And he's like and what do you need the money for it? It's like well Well, I heard some people trying to come after me and they're like okay So we need to pay them off or something. He's like no, I I need to hide the body parts I think what are you oh god there were what? Body parts We went from like gay I'm gay and my father hates me to I just Utilated a tour part of bunch of people what the hell is And his mother and the thing they don't tell you that his mother knows where all the body parts are right they keep talking about She knows where the bodies are buried where where the bodies are yeah where the bodies are and I thought figuratively with the bodies of buried. They like no And when they go pick them up They go to meet these dudes to give them the money to get the the body parts and they aren't in like

53:47Black plastic bags where you can't see they're in clear bags Well, you can see exactly what's in there. They they put them in a like where you don't get your ice at the convenience store Yeah, I'm in one of those yeah, and they were wrapped like the ice yeah clear bags. Yeah, we are you go like Those body parts in there Yeah, they all the ninjas come down save them and they're like well shit a car is gone So they walking through the street the downtown streets carrying these bags of body parts like like like talking Cowboy the two of them man, ain't like we got calls somebody get us a ride. I do not even see that they walking down the streets with thought Thought out body parts and clear bags Well Tyler Perry don't give a shit Tyler Perry said y'all gonna watch it Why why you's logic we here now you made a mogula out of me I'm just giving you what you're asking for and man. I can only think of one thing. I think I Think I saw one thing here, and I and I mean this is I think Tyler Perry's doing this because it's the way Tyler Perry thinks

54:53They have a this dude is have Japanese mm-hmm in fact one girl calls him Japanese No, of course you know And nobody would make that up except Tyler Perry so I'm thinking that because he's Japanese Tyler Perry like he's Japanese Well, you know he has connections to ninjas. Well, I mean I said thing they say to him We need you know they need to oh they call them saying like man. We need some protection He's like and he's like all right. I can't do it myself, but I'll call somebody so some Japanese I'm gonna call my ninja boys because there is one part He's in a hangar or something and they're they're dudes in there who addressed in in all black Who I think so I think they gave you a glimpse of These guys Because there's some guys there and all black with the mask off and I but they don't they never say hey This is my ninja crew are my ninja assassins from straight from Japan. They do just stand in there. Yeah, yeah, yeah So yeah, I know people this

55:55This explains nothing now What I'm ninjas came in and out and nobody said a word they didn't just come in and out they jump down from buildings Like they had to have plan to get there and get up there first While the van had dropped them off was around the corner Getting a starbucks It just makes me wonder what other surprises top there having school When do the bad part show up What a blade show up that season for yeah Shit I was about to win the jack kajou starts attacking Atlanta But I tell you what The research was fun I mean you know the journey to get there was just as crazy. Yeah, yeah, I know it wasn't just as crazy But it was crazy. I mean, I didn't have a lot going on So I got stick with it and I can say that that that Mallory chick. I was like oh

56:58But uh, yeah Get to the end of seasons I mean episode seven and it was something that was just so like I Can't put this anymore. Oh, don't tell me cuz I don't I won't tell you cuz I was like only got one more to go But I was like no Godzilla minus black Godzilla king of the blacks Hey might as well man listen, I'm going to I met episode five. He's Japanese. Yeah, exactly He's he's friends with that dude. I know a guy And it'll attack Atlanta and leave and nobody to say anything about right Man, I will but I will I met episode five. So I got just two more to go Is it seven episodes for the season is eight? So I got three more to go. So I'm I'm going to watch those

57:58Yeah, yeah, as well. Yeah, so just now you have me excited because you talk to tease and something I'm eager to see so there you go people will have a we'll have a follow-up suit How suit I don't yeah, you can let me know what happens in that last episode See now I'm gonna tell you something you're gonna be like damn I should have been knew it All right guys there you there you go. That's a that's all we got for you I'll figure out what we could do this review for practical magic at some point Well, we could probably do it on Sunday because Marcos was there Marcos his wife was there. Oh, he wasn't with her. No, she came out to me and I yeah, I even told her cuz I Cuz she said yeah, it's just me no marcos I'm late this night. Okay. Oh, that's why she didn't say that and I said you know what you should come in on Sunday and talk about this Cuz she's kind of joke about you like so I can talk about it. I'm like yeah, you can and so I said yeah come on in Man listen, I I do not like that movie all right, I don't know how that movie was so aggressively dull

58:59man, I was 30 minutes in I was like we got an hour and a half more this to go right yeah, I was like I'm tired of this shit It's it's 30 minutes before even an inkling of a plot happens man and that plot thinks no But let's let us save this because I I really wish we had time to talk about that day, but I know you got to go yeah, but boy I know I don't come in assuming thing cuz I Neither I neither cuz I'll be like okay, you'd be like oh no, man I think you know for its audience it was like I was like I don't care Yeah, then this some shit and yeah for his audience, but I ain't that audience and like as like I said This is kind of move out come in and be like man, you see that shit, but I didn't I didn't know how you felt I don't know you felt that well, I would have come in and just I would unload it Cuz I like this is one thing to be this dull But it's another beat to be this dull and dumb and it makes no man It makes no sense the setup makes no sense the ending makes no sense

1:00:00Unless I miss something as I'm I'm always no no willing to admit no no no no no no no no It's a long time to get to one little bit of thing. It's a it's a hour and twenty minute movie stretched out to two hours And it won't stop it won't stop and it won't stop, but it won't pick up and do something I was like do something god damn. I don't I do not like that movie no But anyway, we gotta we gotta save it because you gotta go what time she getting in by 11? Well, I get me to leave yeah, yeah, there you go. Yeah, let me don't let us get started But I mean I've read it had mixed reviews, but god damn I was like who's mixed on it? Well, you know me man, I'm always fair and I'm always trying to see somebody else I can see who it would be for but you know, but even then I gotta tell you look you could have it But you know this don't make no sense. You know it's bullshit right in this don't make no sense To defend be all romantic all you want to write nothing was happening

1:01:06I was sitting up in the whole time I admit man this movie made me do something I haven't done it over a year walk out It does all right. Oh, I did I tried meant but I'm so scared of those and off and snoring Yeah, and I was I was the sitting next to these two girls and I was like, you know, they're the demographic They're probably in it and I made us embarrass someone strange after you wake you ass But you know what that might be the case Yeah, man, I was I was having a little cat nap Wake up. You like nope still Oh, but don't worry y'all we ain't finished with Tyler Perry yet So on Sunday we got why did I get married three? Why'd I get married again again one more time? Yeah, yeah Whatever the fuck they doing oh really there's another one on Netflix. Yeah. Oh boy. Yeah, and so yeah So we ate no. Yeah, though. Oh T. P's been busy man T. P's Work at the cat the T. P never sleep. No, no, you might do that if I have time I would depend on what I hear about it. I would like. I'm very curious about

1:02:08this this uh Alan Richardson movie Runner not me runner right right right. Why are you running these days? Yeah, is it gonna be on Amazon? No, you would think so right now No, it's theaters. Oh yeah Yeah, so we'll see But yeah, yeah, we'll see man. So yeah, hey, let's go be it's gonna be fun on Sunday We might have to we might get started a little early because we if we try to do Because we do two movies that's enough but if we do Yeah, we try to do three that's gonna be crazy. So anyway, hopefully a marco says wife can come in Okay, I advise you to let her talk about it. No, hell no No, we'll be fair. I'd be like if you like this shit No, I'd be like I ain't going to be long but it might be good to have a female in here You know see what she thought So anyway, Mark thank you for coming in. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I appreciate that Uh, thanks to you all for tuning in when we did a good hour I thought it was gonna be shorter. So and thanks for all the birthday wishes. I appreciate that

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