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It is March in the year 235 A.D. We are on the banks of the Rhine River near an outpost
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of Mogen 18. What you and I would call Mines Germany. The air is freezing, the ground
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is hard, and inside the Imperial tent a young man is crying in his mother's arms. His name
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is Severus Alexander. He is the Emperor of Rome, and he is about to die. History often
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feels like a slow slide. We talk about declines as if they happen over centuries, invisible
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to people living through them. We think civilizations rot from the inside out, slowly like wood
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and damp soil. But sometimes the rot explodes. Sometimes the end of an era doesn't take
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a hundred years. Sometimes it takes a single morning. What happened outside that tent
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in 235 A.D. wasn't just a mutiny. It wasn't just an assassination. It was the trigger for
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the most terrifying period in Western history. The crisis of the third century. For the
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next 50 years, Rome would not know peace. It would burn through 26 emperors. It would
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see its currency debased until the silver washed off the copper coins in your hand. It would
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see hyperinflation hit 15,000%. It would see the empire split into three rival states.
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It was a 50 year freefall into anarchy. A half a century where civilization almost turned
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the lights out for good. And it all started because one leader, faced with a border crisis,
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tried to buy his way out of a problem he should have fought. Welcome to the Roman pattern.
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I'm your host, Jeremy Ryan Slate, CEO of Command Your Brand. We have our clients to appear on some
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our story. To understand the murder, you have to understand the victim. Severus Alexander was
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not a bad man. In fact, by the standards of the time, he was a decent one. He was moderate.
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He respected the Senate. He wasn't a psychopath like Nero or a gladiator cosplayer like Commodus.
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But in the Roman pattern, decency is not a survival trait. Competences, strength is. Severus had
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come to the throne at just 13 years old for his entire reign, the real power lay with his grandmother.
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And after she passed his mother, Julia, Mamea, now having a dominated mother isn't a crime.
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But when you are the commander in chief of the most lethal military on earth, perception is reality.
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Legion's didn't see an emperor. They saw a mama's boy. Rome was a shark. It had to keep moving,
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keep conquering, or at least keep winning to survive. The soldiers respected strength
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above all else. They tolerated Severus because the pay was good, and the borders were relatively quiet
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until they weren't. In the east, the Persian Empire was rising again, aggressive and organized.
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Severus went to fight them. The campaign was a mess. Not a total defeat, but hardly a triumph. He
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returned to Rome claiming victory, but knew the soldiers also knew the truth. They had bled for
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a stalemate. But the real threat wasn't in the desert. It was in the north. The Alemani,
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a confederation of Germanic tribes, had realized something terrifying. Rome was tired. They poured
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across the Rhine and the Danube, burning forts, sacking villages, and threatening the very heart
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of the Western provinces. This was the moment, the pattern moment. A civilization under pressure
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faces a binary choice. Do you project strength and enforce your borders? Or do you try to manage
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the decline? Severus Alexander marched north to Magantia com with the mighty Legio 22,
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Remagenia. The Legionaries were sharpening their swords. They were ready for payback. They wanted
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to cross the river and burn the Alemani Heartland. They wanted blood. But Severus Alexander,
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well, he looked at the logistics. He looked at the cost of war, and he made a fatal calculation.
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Severus decided that war was too expensive. Why risk the legions? Why risk a defeat? He opened
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diplomatic channels with the barbarian chiefs. He offered them gold, lots of it. He essentially offered
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to pay them to go away. In a modern diplomat, this might sound like de-escalation. It sounds like
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smart power. Why fight when you can pay? But to the Roman soldier, to the men of the 22nd Legion,
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who had seen their families threatened by these tribes. This wasn't diplomacy. This was treason.
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You have to understand the psychology of the Roman legions. They were the engine of the state.
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They believed in the Invicta, the unconquered Rome. When they saw their emperor handing over
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Roman gold, gold that should have been their pay, their bonuses. To the very savages who had been
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burning Roman farms? Well, something snapped. They looked at Severus and they didn't see a god emperor.
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They saw a weakling paying protection money. And in the background, a giant was watching.
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His name was Gaius Julius Varus Maximinus. But history knows him as Maximinus Thrax.
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If Severus Alexander was the establishment, soft, educated elite. Maximinus was raw, brutal,
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and the reality of the frontier. He was a thration peasant. He had risen from the absolute
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bottom ranks, purely on his ability to inflict violence. Ancient sources claim he was over 8 feet tall.
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This is likely an exaggeration, but it tells you how people saw him as a monster of a man,
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a force of nature. The soldiers looked at Severus, cowering his tent with his checkbook. Then they
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looked at Maximinus, who was wearing the same armor they were, eating the same bad food,
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and hated the barbarian insults just as much as they did. The choice was easy. On roughly March 18th
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or 19th, the troops of the 22nd legion stopped taking orders. They marched to the parade ground,
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they threw off their allegiance to the emperor, and hailed Maximinus as a gustus. Maximinus the
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peasant giant accepted the purple cloak, and then he gave the order. The end was pathetic. When the
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soldiers surrounded the imperial tent, Severus didn't fight. He reportedly clung to his mother
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weeping and blaming her for the decision to pay off the Germans. It was her idea, he cried.
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The soldiers didn't care whose idea it was. They butchered them both. Mother and son and cut them
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down in the mud of a foreign camp. At that moment, the soldiers cheered. They had replaced a
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weakling with a warrior. They got what they wanted. Maximinus immediately crossed the Rhine
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and slaughtered the Alamani. He restored Roman pride, but they had opened a door that they could
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not close. By murdering a lawful emperor, simply because they didn't like his policy,
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they established a new precedent. The emperor is not chosen by the senate. He is not chosen by
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the gods. He is chosen by the army. If the army can make an emperor, the army can unmake him.
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This was the spark for the crisis of the third century. Over the next 50 years, the Roman Empire
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tore itself apart. Maximinus lasted three years before his own troops killed him. The next guy,
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well he lasted months. In the year 238 alone, there were six different emperors. Every general in
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the frontier looked at Maximinus and thought, if that peasant can do it, why can't I? Civil war
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became the permanent state of the empire. And civil war is expensive. To pay for these constant
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wars, to buy the loyalty of the troops, each emperor did the only thing that they could think of.
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They debased the currency. Under Severus Alexander, the gold coin, the Antoninianus was about
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50 percent pure. It was real money. By the time the crisis ended, 50 years later, that coin was
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5 percent silver. It was a copper slug dipped in a silver wash. Imagine your savings account
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losing 95 percent of its value in a generation. Prices in Egypt, Rome's bread basket, went
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vertical. We have records of wheat prices skyrocketing. By the year 284, we are looking at inflation
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calculations hitting 15,000 percent compared to the start of the century. The economy ceased to
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function. People stopped using money and went back to barter. The complex trade networks that
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bought pottery from gall to Syria or oil from Spain to Britain, well, they collapsed. Rome became
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a collection of walled cities afraid of the dark, afraid of the roads, afraid of their own armies.
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The empire literally broke into three pieces. It took the superhuman efforts of Aurelian,
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the restore of the world to sit it back together. But the Rome that survived the crisis of the
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third century was not the Rome that entered it. The optimism was gone. The civilian government was
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dead. Rome was now a military dictatorship forever looking over its shoulder, forever waiting for
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the next general to march on the capital. So why does the murder of a 26 year old man in a tent
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in Germany matter to you today? Because the Roman pattern is clear. Severus Alexander tried to
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solve a hard reality, a border crisis with soft solutions. He thought money could be a substitute
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for strength. He thought he could pay the barbarians to be nice. Well, he was wrong. Weakness
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is provocative, but the reaction to his weakness, the embrace of the strong man, the rejection of
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the rule of law in favor of raw force, was indefinitely worse. We live in a time of currency
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instability. We live in a time where borders are suggestions, rather than lines on a map.
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We live in a time where the political center is seen as weak, and the fringes are sharpening
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their knives. The crisis of the third century teaches us that civilizations are fragile.
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It takes centuries to build the trust, the trade, and the currency that makes a society work.
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But it only takes one morning, one bad decision, and one sharpened blade to bring it all,
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crashing down. Rome survived the freefall, but it never fully recovered its soul.
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The question is, when are freefall starts? Will we even notice the moment that the knife
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goes in? This has been the Roman pattern. I am Jeremy Ryan Slate. Remember to like this video,
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