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Listen, donkey today for Friday, March 20th is the people's donkey.

This is where I allow folks to call in and give people the credit they deserve

for being stupid.

But before I do that, I want to give you an update.

Okay.

Remember on Monday, I gave Rebel Wilson PR team donkey at a day in particular,

a digital fix the name Jed Wallace and an entertainment publicist name.

Well, listen, Nathan, because according to the Hollywood reporter,

there was leaked audio that revealed a plot by Rebel Wilson's PR team,

the smear and movie producer.

Yes.

As a sex trafficker yard member.

If you don't hear the leak call, listen, here's the deal with Rebel.

And I think you, me and, um, and Brian and maybe Katie sensual, right?

This thing, but what we have to do is we, the biggest piece here is that we have

to connect Amanda Ghost with Vlotnik.

And I thought I was just like, so basically what we need to do is we need to create

a path where we expose Amanda Ghost, Amanda Ghost is like the new Heidi Flice.

Like she, she mass grades as a, the reason why she sucks so bad at music is

because she's actually getting hookers for Vlotnik, right?

And that's what she does.

She's a, she's a, she's an absolute madam.

And that's why she's so lethal, blah, blah, blah.

But that's, he's right.

Like we can't just do like, oh, she's a bitch.

She sucks.

It's like, it's got to be really, really heavy and connected to something that

heavy.

So we'll talk about that tomorrow too.

They were trying to smear her as a sex trafficker.

Now if you need more context, uh, to that, uh, lead call.

His Kevin Clancy of Barthew explaining for those of us who graduated in

night school because we got left back once or twice.

All right.

We got big drama coming out of Hollywood as Rebel Wilson's PR team allegedly

attempted to execute a smear campaign saying that a Hollywood producer was

a sex trafficker despite the fact that they had no evidence.

This is a big deal because that PR firm, the agency group also represented

Drake, Johnny Depp and Justin Baldoni.

So that is now four celebrities involved in very high profile public disputes

where the opposite side is getting smeared.

But versus Kendrick, Johnny Depp versus Amber Heard and Justin Baldoni versus

Blake Lathletes are three examples where internet slander was a huge piece of

their PR campaign.

And now it makes me wonder if this PR firm is just making this.

Yes, I think they are, but I just want to give you an update.

Okay, Rebel Wilson released a statement on Instagram and she says she had

planned to stay quiet and wait to take the stand, which said an absolute

bombardment from heavily paid crisis PR firms made it impossible to say

nothing.

Well, Rebel must be taking a page out of Melissa Nathan and Jed Wallace's playbook

because they have said absolutely nothing.

Not one word.

They haven't said anything.

A crisis PR firm like agency group, Melissa Nathan and Jed Wallace haven't

said anything and they are being accused of attempting to smear a movie producer

as a sex trafficker and they haven't said a word.

You can allegedly create narratives to destroy other people's, you know,

reputations, but can't think of anything to save your own.

I want to double down this morning.

Please let Remy Ma give them the biggest e-haul again this week.

Now it's time to let the people give folks the biggest e-haul.

Good morning.

Who's this?

Good morning.

This is Mia.

I'm calling it from Felie.

Hey, Mia from Philly.

Where?

Who you want to get the biggest e-haul, too?

Mayor Sherrod Parker.

Oh, Mayor Sherrod.

Why are you giving the Mayor Philly donkey?

What's she doing?

That's what she put a P bump on every street of Philly.

It's pair of people cars up.

Speed bumps.

P bump on every street of Philly.

It's pair of people cars up.

People are getting planned tire valley.

But whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

No, no, no, no, that, but that means you must be speaking.

No, I'm not speaking.

Let me finish on this.

The second part is you can't go over 25 miles per hour on

brooch street.

People are getting $100 ticket every day.

I'm going to be honest with you.

I don't know what's going on in Philly,

but it sounds to me like y'all be speaking up and down streets.

And so the man's the man slowed y'all down.

No, and she's raising up.

She's pancing the Uber ride for people.

She cancelling the Uber ride.

He taxing them taxing.

Oh, taxing them.

Oh, okay, okay.

I don't know.

Okay, I don't know about that.

The traditional tax on Uber and this ride.

I don't know about that, but I do need to tell you speed.

Yeah, and there's a soda tax.

They already, they already tax on us for the soda tax for the

fools.

Now she's saying the Uber and this tax is for the fools.

What is it?

I don't know what this soda tax money.

The soda tax is good because you know,

there was a, there was a time where Philly was the fatter city in

America.

That's not, I don't know.

I think that's the case.

No more, but there was a time for her money for the school.

Where is that money?

Where's that money at?

Why are we paying an additional tax for Uber and lift mail?

Damn.

I did not know the mayor is controlling.

I didn't know the mayor is controlled Uber and lift either.

Well, she's and she's taxing that under the additional tax on it.

I wonder if the additional tax is coming because of the high gas prices.

I don't know if that, I don't know if it's because of the mayor or not.

I don't know.

This was, this was implemented.

Um, maybe about two or three weeks ago.

Oh, okay, okay.

Well, can we go back to the speed bump thing?

I just want you to know that speed bumps only cause flat tires when you drive over

the speed bumps at high, at high rates of speed.

No, this is the thing with the speed bump.

They're rather a speed bump.

So when they lift up from other people from other people driving on those

bands, there's big nails and studs.

So when somebody like me drop over the speed bumps, I'm going to get a flat tire.

Oh, okay.

I see it.

I did see somebody complaining about this on six out.

Yeah, y'all don't like that.

Yeah.

One of the people cars up everything already hot.

Now we got about no tires.

Damn.

I'm sorry, baby girl.

Yeah, I noticed his effect in you because you sound like you bought the rap.

You sound like you bought the same.

We still hasn't done a son come up.

Got a funny way to say it.

It's a cold wind.

That's right.

You sound like you're weak right now.

Well, salute to everybody in Philadelphia, man.

Man, Cheryl Parker, you're a constituent.

So I've set with you this morning.

Okay.

Good morning.

Who's this?

Yeah, I'm from Detroit.

Hey, Tia from Detroit.

What up, though?

What up, though?

Who you want to get the biggest?

He hard to.

I want to give it to MV.

Okay.

And I'm going to take you out of like a wild bag post office for

claiming it's back being that they were running out of money.

It's like they're doing right now.

And he made a lot of comments about how he doesn't use the mills and how

you know, basically nobody really uses it anymore.

And I just wanted your viewers to know understand that the post office is

between entity that goes to every single one, every single one, every single

one, every single hop.

Okay.

Got you.

Got you.

So what that means is when you order from UPS, Amazon, DHA or wherever

of a lot of times they drop the packages off to us to take it to final

market, got you.

And because we're not a business and we are a service and we're not supposed

to turn our profit, um, we don't charge that much.

So what that means is if we are gone, that could raise the cost of

delivery 100 and 40%.

Wow.

Now, not only that, I can't even tell you how many times I've been doing

this for 10 years that I had to do wellness checks on people because they

don't do these live alone.

And because we're at that house every single day, you notice where someone

is not doing the same thing they normally do.

They're not coming out by or whenever I have customers that actually say

to provide, I've even helped the aerospace believe man who tripped

and fell and hit his head and he's walking his dog.

I think we're, we're a value.

I agree.

In a lot of ways that people don't know that we are, you know, but we love

our customers.

I would like to say that a lot of our customers love us.

And I just want people to understand that it's not just me.

You're 100% right.

Listen, I appreciate public, uh, I appreciate postal service workers, man,

y'all are, uh, public servants if you ask me.

So we appreciate your service.

You don't pissed off all the postal workers, envy.

No, what I said was I said, a lot of people don't use the post office.

And that's true because that's why they're having a hard time with some of

the, the money that they believe in.

But she was saying that's not true because she said that they're always, uh,

she said they're the only entity that goes to everybody's individual house.

So she said sometimes those people like, like, I guess I don't know if she said FedEx

or whoever, they'll give them the package.

Just to fly off the go to the last month.

He said the other day, meet me, just reported this a day ago and she said the

post office is not bringing in the revenue that it was before because a lot of

people are not using the post office.

They're using a UPS, they're using FedEx to using all these other places.

And when she said that, I said, well, then we should raise the price of,

you know, sending things to the post office.

The one thing about the post office, there's so many different post office branches.

Closer than FedEx and UPS, I, I respect it.

I love all the post office people sitting on bite you when they see the same way dogs

be biting them.

They say when they see your little baby, as you getting big, they save lives.

She saved the old man.

Huh?

That's what the lady said.

She saved the old man.

Salute to all the post office workers.

And I don't know that the post office is a place where when you got,

when you need to get your passport stuff, they do all of the pictures in and

if you need a pill back show, you can go in, you want to buy new your address,

you can go for a bunch of junk mail.

But I love all the post office workers.

Salute to you guys.

Definitely appreciate it.

Never switch up.

You claim to sign and actually you chose the sign.

That's how I started the mixtape game back in the day.

I was sending everything COD through the post office.

So I can't say that before.

Nobody asked.

I'm not sure the post office.

I just don't use it as much, but yeah, I'm not sure.

Now, it's Friday.

So you know what that means?

It's freaky, freaky, freaky Friday.

Have you ever had sex with Joe first cousin?

First of all, I'm doing that, man.

Yes, man.

Stop making people think we stupid.

They're not doing that.

But they kids.

Yes.

Don't do that.

No, grown man, you 48 years old.

That's a question.

I'm just saying the question came from somewhere.

We just didn't pull that out of the ass.

Mimi Brown, who does front page news reported a story earlier and she had this to say.

Oh, God.

To the end, I said pull it out of the ass because they ain't got it.

And the state of Florida, they're trying to pass the bill where they make it illegal to marry.

I mean, I do not want to hear justice playing that.

That was right.

That's what I said.

To a headline out of Florida that's getting a lot of attention this morning.

So a bill in Florida that would abandon people from marrying their first cousin has failed.

That lawmakers.

Yeah, lawmakers voted it down in the state Senate, meaning for now, that kind of marriage is still legal in Florida.

The bill would have blocked people from marrying marrying anyone closely related on their grandparents

or through their grandparents.

So basically your first cousin supporters say there are plenty of other options out there.

You don't need to date in the family.

And this may not be over.

Florida lawmakers say the issue could come back for another vote.

So the Florida bill to ban marrying first cousins failed to pass.

Yeah.

In the Florida Senate.

So we're asking 805851051.

Did this just sounds crazy to us?

I've never heard of this.

Yes, does this upset you that this bill, you know, the marry your first cousin failed to pass.

But we're asking, have you married your first cousin had you had relations with your first cousin first now?

Let's discuss first.

How many people that joke on get the call appear and be like, yeah, if it failed, that means people are doing first your auntie's child.

Okay, that's it.

That's it.

5051051.

You can stay anonymous.

I will need to stay out of it.

All right, let's talk about it.

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