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My supporters are dumb f***ing you.
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I love how he's pointing like right there.
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Right there, right there.
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I think it's time for memes.
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We got hundreds of emails, probably 1,000 over 1,000 memes.
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We couldn't get to all of them.
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Obviously, we can only show a few,
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but here are some of the best ones we saw.
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Okay, you guys ready?
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This is from Melissa.
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This is from Melissa.
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The president of the United States
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and the dumbest mother f***er on Earth
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should be two different people.
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These things seem so simple.
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Thank you, Melissa, for that little ray of sunshine.
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Here is Meme number two.
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I'm sending this to the IRS
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when they ask me for my taxes.
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You're talking about what's in 99?
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And then now here's Meme number three.
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Even the train agrees in the background.
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My supporters are dumbfuck.
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I love how he's pointing like that.
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And then Meme number four.
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I'm just one of my favorites.
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Is everything in conspiracy theory to you?
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They really do look alike.
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Dude, they look a lot.
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That's super creepy.
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That's the thing too lately.
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What's been going on with all these Epstein files coming out.
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We got more of Meme.
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All these Epstein files coming out.
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Conspiracy theorists are going.
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As soon as we start getting gay frogs,
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I'm gonna be like, well, the earth's black.
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I'm just trying to tell us.
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We need one of those memes of the two strong guys shaking hands, where it's like fortune
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Nine gag to the rescue.
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But, you know, to whoever's credit, unfortunately, they were right about some things.
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By the way, real quick.
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I watched just randomly as I was going to sleep, I was kind of clicking through my phone.
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It probably should be doing that.
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Kind of across this podcast.
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I don't know what it was called, but a new podcaster, but he was an ex-magony, said the thing
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that turned him was the Epstein files coming out.
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He goes, and he goes, I was in.
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He goes, I was hardcore mag.
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No, I've never seen this guy.
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He only had like a thousand views or something, but I was like, that's telling.
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It's changing a lot of minds out there.
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It's not super high on people's priority list for policy positions.
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And I'd also like to say, remember this, it's when, you know, when the next presidential
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election happens, oh, okay, okay, fine.
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So Trump won't be on the ballot, but don't forget, everybody helped him cover it up on
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the Republican side.
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So none of them were Thomas Massey.
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And you want that guy to be president?
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So let's, I didn't realize my weekend was going to be literally like spinning the wheel
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of like misfortune and just being like typing in somebody's name and being like, please
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God, please don't have their names in there.
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No, it's, it's, it's a lot of names so you, I don't want to confront right now.
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All we can, she's like, here's another name.
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I'm like, what did, what did he do?
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You know, what level on the spectrum of, of visiting Epstein are these people?
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I'll be ready for a meme number five.
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This is from Shannon.
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We must train the swamp.
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We must protect the swamp.
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We never went to the Justice Department to just move on, right?
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It still gates with the Epstein files.
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Yeah, posing with the Epstein files.
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Oh, that was hilarious.
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I mean, here's meme number seven.
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FBI rests black rectangle after it appears over six million times in the Epstein files.
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That rectangle is everywhere.
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At least they are catching someone, I guess.
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And then here's meme number eight.
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Could you check on your neighbor America?
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I don't blame them one bit.
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Hey, also, how was everybody's Valentine's Day?
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I went to the store.
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I got up in the morning.
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I got up in the morning and I said, you should have done this last night.
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Why are you doing it on the day of?
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I'm going down to the store and dude, it's nothing but dudes going in and walk it out.
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And they all look like, boo.
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I don't know what to do.
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I walk in and I chocolate.
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And I knew my mother-in-law was coming over that morning.
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And so I grabbed two.
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Okay, so flowers that I thought represented each one of them.
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Took out a card, took my time, sat in the car, rode out the cards.
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And I mean, I'm not saying this to be like the ego, but I took it back.
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It was good with that way.
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Well, you know, it's nice to get flowers and things like that.
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This is your old pal, Jim.
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Okay, we have two more memes left.
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Let's go to meme number nine.
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This is from Sharon.
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Some future president will make you look like a fucking genius.
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I didn't think I would long for those days, but here we all are.
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We thought we thought we'd done it.
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It's like I lived during the presidency of the dumbest human ever to hold the office.
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There was another one.
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Even silery space, she's just like, are we really fucking having this conversation?
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Let's see our last meme of today.
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You'd think that the Constitution was younger, given how hard Republicans are trying to fuck it.
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Bowl of life, right?
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Oh, all of them were so good.
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