The Sam Hyde Show_ Dr. Seuss World w_ Tyler Oliveira

Hi, you're about to watch a Sam Hyde show interview with Tyler Oliveira.

Now Tyler recently got into a little bit of a tizzy, you might call it, he's a tizzy

sent for gentlemen, he's always getting the tizzies here and there.

This time with the Jews.

Now this interview for context was filmed several weeks ago, so that topic doesn't come

up.

If you want to support Tyler, make sure you go to Tylerraw.com, is that actually, that's

Tylerraw.com, is that the website?

Tylerraw.com, that's kind of a, that's a domain right there, Tylerraw.

So yeah, anyway, we had a good interview, but it was a few weeks ago when Indians were

more sort of the, the flavor of the week, but if you want to support Tyler, go to Tylerraw.com.

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guys, we're here with Tyler Oliveira, is that pronounced that right?

That's right, thanks for having me, man, he's a young documentary filmmaker, he's making waves

currently, this is this, this is a green apple in my mouth, it sounds like the guy's got a green

apple in his mouth, guys, we're here with Tyler Oliveira, he's on Twitter right now, he's blowing

up, tell us what is the India trip, what's going on? Let's start from the beginning, so about a year

ago, I saw a video on Twitter, it's pretty infamous, low res video of a bunch of Indians throwing

these spheres of poop in the air, flying, almost like a war scene, we saw this, we looked up,

India, poop throwing festival, what is this basically trying to figure out what it was?

Every year, in this remote village in South India, they have this celebration called

Goraba, where over the course of six months, they collect cow poop, store it in the village

in various mountains, little mountains of cow poop, at the end of Dewali, they have this cow poop

ready to be used as ammunition for this sort of war scenario, where it's a food fight.

Exactly, it's play, it's a primal, it's primal play, it is, where ancestors used to play.

Exactly, and they're like planning the whole year around this celebration, almost, so there's this

God, Bireshwara Swami, I'm familiar, butchering this, but he is a manifestation of Shiva, the God of

destruction and regeneration, stay with me, this God was born from cow dung, cow poop, as the

legends say, so he was born from this pile of cow poop, and they worship this God, and in order to

recreate his burning ritual, apparently, they have all this poop stored and ready to smear themselves

in it, and throw it at each other at the end of the year, basically, or at the end of Dewali,

after Dewali. They're saving all the shit from cows, literally, yeah, they're a big shit fight.

Correct, okay, so we didn't know if this was even happening this year, we booked the flights like

eight months in advance, we flew in there with my translator Vivek, a very common name, yeah,

great guy, yeah, and he linked us up with another guy named Simon. Simon speaks the dialect

local to this area, the tongue is called Kanada, not the country, that's funny, but the dialect is

called Kanada, ironically, right? So we have Simon in Vivek, we go into this village, apparently

Simon's from this village, he celebrated the festival, it's happening this year, we confirm it the

day before, we come back the next day, I put on a hazmat, suit and some goggles, I go out there

with the intention of basically filming from the outside, you didn't film from the outside?

No, we got, we got Steve, we were in it, are we, I mean myself, it's just me, my cameraman was

throwing up in the car, flying the drone, was he throwing up? He's throwing up, he's pretty weak

stomach, so I brought him to India two and a half years earlier and he was just throwing up left

and right, he's a very weak stomach. You've been to India twice? What was the first time for?

So the first time we went to the world's largest slum and then we went to the most polluted city

in the world at the time, which was the capital of India, New Delhi. During that trip,

I got four types of salmonella and we only ate from five star hotels and we learned that the

food we were eating from, which was mostly boiled eggs, the chicken was right next to a mountain

of trash, so the supply chain was, it was poisoned. Oh man. So we got what you call deli-belli.

Deli-belli. Deli-belli. And my cameraman got really sick and we called the trip short,

actually, and just went home about two weeks. You know that guy, a major shareholder in 7-11,

I believe. He is a mansion, 30 stories high in the middle of right next door to one of the

largest slums in the world or largest slum in India. Almost to spit in the face of these poor

people, it's kind of sad. His son had a massive wedding, the Kardashians were there, they were

paid a bunch of money to make an appearance for my understanding. So this mega celebrity wedding

in India, I think Justin Bieber also went there. This guy seems cool, maybe you can get some money out

of him. Yeah, that'd be nice. You can't just go move to India, do full time. I don't think they'll

let me back in India, by the way. Oh, you don't think so? I believe my visa is officially revoked

after this trip. Okay. And I haven't tried to find out yet, I'd have to show up and then get

turned back. Oh shit, okay. So I haven't done that yet. Did you get a blowback from this project

for real? Or was that just a marketing thing? No, that was for real. It was also a marketing

thing. A couple days after posting a little teaser, a minute-long teaser, which is kind of like

the climax of the video, just poop flying everywhere, me getting covered in shit. I posted this

little teaser and then I started getting texts, like I woke up to text, like I'm gonna fucking kill

you, like I'm a rape or sister. I don't even have a sister, by the way, if we're gonna work it out.

I'm a fucker in the pussy. That's like a common tradition. What the fuck's going on? It's just a threat.

Yeah, they give you a sister. You don't have to have a sister, right? I've heard it before.

I'm like, bro, if I did have a sister, you would not touch her. So I woke up literally to a bunch of

texts with Indian area codes on WhatsApp and then my actual phone number. A lot of Indian Americans too,

I think, were coming after me. Nice. Yeah, some tribal loyalty, right? We can talk about that in a

second. The long and the short is my phone number's leaked. They said I was a poop cleaner. They put

out this goofy little visual graphic. I'm like Indian Twitter. I've called him text him harassing

basically. I'll get the occasional text like, hey, I want you to fucking kill yourself. I'm a

fucking kill you. And then like, hey man, I love your videos. A public phone number now. My old

address, I grew up in my family home. It was ironically sold to Indians. That address got leaked.

So the address leaked by a bunch of Indian hypernationalists is a home now owned by Indian

Americans. That's funny. That's some irony to that. Yeah. Yeah, my dad's like business got Google

Review Bombs. They took them off Google reviews. Nice. So they're coming after the whole family,

man. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, my mom's concerned. I love Indians. I have no problem with Indians. I

never have. Yeah, for the record, I kind of want to go back to India one day. So hopefully this

doesn't blow up my face. Well, the documentary, it didn't seem like you were trying to paint them

or portray them in a negative light at all. It just seemed like you were there sort of showing

what was happening. How neutral or not neutral. Are you in your films? I think we're pretty

pretty neutral. I all sometimes pop off on Twitter here and there. But I try to be, I try to separate

the documentaries a little bit from my personal opinion for the most part. This video was treated

with the utmost respect in my opinion for what it is, right? I thought so. I thought so too. And

here's the thing. These guys are chill. Like, yeah, you can see the smiles on their face. They're

hoisting me through the shit. Like, they're really hospitable guys. They look nice and like,

they're really happy. I mean, the one thing is that there were like about two or three women in

the whole video. I was going to bring that up. You'll notice it's only shirtless men in there.

Right. So the women have the dishonor of not being able to play in the poop. But even before the

poopy plate, like just walking around the village, there were not any women walking around the

village. They were actually collecting a lot of the shit for the festival. Oh, okay. They're doing

some of the dirty work without you. So they're behind the scenes getting their hands dirty doing.

Yes. The logistics required to put the show on, if you will. So, I mean, look at those

mounds, though. That's the accumulation of six months worth of cow poop from all over the

household is saving their cow shit in their backyard. And then on the day, this, is it the day of

that they get transported and tractors and stuff? Yeah, day of a bunch of tractors come in.

How high was the final? Oh, man. I don't know if it was that high. We're talking maybe

probably knee deep. I got sucked into once I got in there, but it was pretty wide. Like the whole

little town center right next to the temple. And they were unloading mounds upon mounds of this poop.

So you'll see right there. That's just one pile. That's pretty big. That's like four, five feet tall.

Keep in mind, though, there's also like a junior Olympics for the kids. So the kids have their own

little poop fest for themselves. Where they'll be throwing poop at each other. Some of these kids,

I feel bad. They're just scattered by the whole thing. They're just getting shit on literally,

just like hitting the back. One kid gets hit and then all of them just target one of the kids.

Okay, that right there is where they clean themselves. It's the still water pond off the side of

the street. I'm going to let you digest this for many here because there's a lot to break down.

But I just wanted to digest a lot of this. They're a disclaimer to India. Vivek didn't even know about

this, this events. So he's from North India. He's from New Delhi in the north, big city,

big capital city, most polluted city in the world. He had no clue this existed. So fair

disclaimer to all the Indians out there mad at me. I know not all of you knew about this place

or this this festival in the first place. Don't kill Tyler. Please do not kill me. I'm a good guy

with an even bigger heart. I really just wanted to immerse myself in the festival. I remember at the

end of the video you came out barefoot too. You had no shoes on in that poop pile. That was the

most brutal aspect, the most brutal detail. That was against my will. I had a pair of disposable shoes.

I selected for the event ready to trash them. He said shoes have to come off. You need to choose

off man. You might track in mud. Yeah, it's terrible. How did you get like finally cleaned before

getting under your airplane or whatever? Yeah, it was pretty depressing actually. So they had a

faucet in the village. I just scrubbed my face red to get all the poop off my actual face and

mouth, which is pretty nasty. Yes, they fed me water. They gave me water. They were very hospitable

in that sense, but I liquefied the shit in my teeth and drank it unknowingly. Did it taste? Mike!

I mean, how would you imagine shit tastes like how it smells? That's what I would say, right?

We had someone that drank pee. I listened it on that. Yeah. Don't just spit John auto.

No, I watched that episode. He seems like a very interesting guy. Nice guy. Check him out at pptas.com.

Poop tastes like how it smells. Keep in mind though, the cows you would hope are only eating grass,

but the reality is they're not. While their worships almost like godlike beings,

you'll see them oftentimes just eating trash off the side of the street. So, you know, the term

holy cow obviously originates from India. Oh my god. This is obvious for most. I never made the

connection. I knew that cows were holy. I didn't know this. The holy cow originated from. There you go.

So, there's this reverence for cows, right? In India. This is what Vivek was telling me. The best

place in the world to be born a cow is India, but you'll often see them roving through trash,

eating out of trash piles. So, I don't think they're properly fed or given proper nutrition or

that sort of thing. They're not reverence enough. Perhaps not. Where do you want to go with this

poop discussion? The rabbit hole goes deep, Sam. I'm going to be honest. The rabbit hole goes

really deep. Does it go deeper? What else is there? There's a lot of dimensions to this,

if you want to explore it. Are you ready? Okay. All right. Leading up to this festival first and

foremost, I met a guy, a very nice villager who told me if you consume cow poop in small amounts,

it serves as cancer prevention. So, he picked up some raw poop off the ground,

formed it into a ball, took a little piece and ate it right then and there. If you've ever been

to basking robins, it's almost like what they give with those small spoons. You use all that

of pink spoons? Exactly. I'll take the rocky road, actually. So, what you'll notice is he's

unaffected by that amount of poop in his mouth. It's got a gold bracelet. There is impressive

levels of resilience. They're pretty apathetic to the overall smell in there and it was bad. I'm

pretty nose blind, but damn. I use my cameraman as a litmus test for the strength of a scent,

the super nose sensitive and he was just thrown up the whole time. They threw a bunch of poop on his

back and he was thrown up. So, he was in a yellow hazmat suit. He just danced away when the car

threw up and just commiserated alone. Is this poop? Do we want to get out of the poop? Here's the

cancer. Yes. If you eat it. So, duh. Everyday. Of course, duh. Daily thing. There's more than just

eating it. What else? So, when I say poop, assume it's cow poop for all this, by the way.

There's cow poop toothpaste if you look that up. Is that just used in the village or is that

all over India? Where do they use the cow poop toothpaste? It depends how much of a religious sell

it you are from my understanding. It's not like you'll see everyone brushing their teeth with

cow poop toothpaste. It's nothing like that, but it is seen as this sort of sanctifying and purifying

substance. It's panacea, right? This medicinal cure all. Grab a handful, guys. If you look up

Gomutra, it's the Sanskrit term for cow urine. It's also used as a sort of cure all medicinal

powerhouse. You drink some of this, you'll cure any internal illnesses you have. Now that I can

actually kind of believe in. Oh, they got it. It comes in a bottle. Yeah, man. This is industrial.

But it comes like a sport bottle, too. Where's that? There's another substance that's used in

holy rituals. It's a combination of curd, milk, cow urine and cow poop. And this has holy

powers, apparently. We got to rush through this because it's making me sick. Yeah. Oh, really,

you're weak stomach. I don't know. This is disgusting. What else do they do? That's bullet point.

Okay. So during COVID-19, they were rubbing themselves in cow poop to cure. I mean, when I say

they, it's not all of India once again, but many rural Indians were rubbing themselves in cow poop

to cure themselves of COVID-19. Yeah. Doctors at the time are like, don't do this because obviously

you're not going to cure COVID-19 by rubbing yourself in cow poop. Yeah. But a lot of the rural

villagers were doing that. Okay. In addition to that, that's just kind of a one-off COVID phenomenon.

Fun fact. Yeah, it was a trend. Yeah, it's just a trend like those tight pods or whatever, right?

In addition to that, it's historically been used as an insulating element inside the homes. So

they'll rub the inside of the walls with the cow poop to insulate the homes and to ward off insects.

Isn't that a track? This is real. Don't fly as like poop. See, that's what I was thinking, right? The

only instance I've seen flies just come out of thin airs when they attract themselves to poop,

right? But in this case, they're telling me it's insect repellent. You say poop in a funny way.

Yeah, poop. Yeah. Yeah. Actually, I got star struck because I watched the documentary in the way you

said, poop. Yeah. And you said it in person. I was like, that's the guy. That's the guy. Yeah,

hopefully this isn't the legacy cow dung, not cow poop, cow dung, cow dung, not cow poop.

The Indian nationalists were very upset with me when I used the word poop instead of

dung. My argument is they're synonyms. They're interchangeable, which they are for the record.

But anyways, they were coming after me. And then they got community noted. They said cow dung is,

in fact, poop. Now it's end of discussion. Blame. Boom. To be fair, dung has a more of an academic

smack to it. This isn't academia, Sam. Well, we're talking about a someone's culture that we should

be respectful of. So in 2020, the Department of Science and Technology in India was lobbying to

research the medical benefits of cow dung in the medicinal field. You can look this up. However,

several doctors signed a petition, basically, arguing to not pursue this research.

Wait, here's the headquarters, by the way. Science and technology. Yo, come on, man,

the doctors and engineers slow down. It's like a Dr. Seuss world. They smear the poop on the wall.

Dr. Seuss, that is a funny way to think about it. Bizarre. Zipity zoop. I'm wiping some poop.

So obviously not every Indian's doing this, right? Is that obvious? I don't know. Yeah, I don't.

Sam, you're going to get me killed, man. You're going to turn me into a martyr, brother.

Okay. I don't know if this balances it out, but I asked. Okay, that's the, yeah, it's going to happen.

What are the Indian, like American equivalents? Because this is a small... Okay, sure. We'll play this

game. All right. This is a false conflation, but we'll false equivalency. Somebody said Woodstock 94,

but that's mine. Okay, there's two things we got to break down. So an Indian nationalist that I

believe participated in my doxing, whatever, cow dung believers will disagree with me on this,

but disclaimer for your audience, so you're going to get terminated off of YouTube. Do not consume

cow poop and diseases such as but not limited to E. coli, salmonella, gerardia, crypto-sport

or crypto token. That sounds fun, that one. Point being, a lot of bacteria in this cow poop,

I do not suggest consuming it, but I'm not a doctor. So some of the Indian nationalists were

conflating this cow poop throwing festival to Woodstock, in which Woodstock attendees unknowingly

rolled around what they thought was mud. The difference here, though, is these attendees know

it is, in fact, cow poop, and they're willingly smearing it on themselves and throwing it at one

another. Uh-huh. Okay, so the Indians are trying to make the argument that other cultures engage

in similar behavior. Correct. Okay. There's a secondary example, though, you should be aware of.

Okay. The Wisconsin cow chip throwing festival. So a cow chip apparently is a super dried up

thing of cow dung you'd find on the ground, cow poop, and they have a contest every year in Wisconsin

somewhere where they apparently see who can throw it the farthest. So they were trying to create a

bit of a false equivalency in my opinion. Okay. Between smearing yourself and that's the festival.

Oh, it gets come on now. Not enough poop. It's like a burger. And they make like a rice crispy

treat covered in chocolate. Yeah, it looks nice. It looks like a coconut. Now this is a nice poop

festival. You can bring your family to one of these. This is America. Now this is the kind of poop

that I want to be playing with. This is where I want to go to play with poop. Exactly. Everybody's

smiling having a good time. Those are the cow chips, right? She's chucking it. She's like

shot putting it right there. Yeah. It's called shit putting. Shit putting? There we go. He's

like just a chip. What was the first example? Bag of chips. Woodstock. Stinky black person.

Comparing, comparing Indians to a bunch of people on drugs. Why are you laughing right? I'm not.

All right. Let's slow down. Not only that or not even that, rather. They were comparing Woodstock

where a bunch of attendees thought they were durping around in mud. Yeah. Because they were high.

The sewage was leaking from the porta-potty, apparently, into this mud. And it was raining.

It was nasty and they were getting all dirty. We're covered in mud. Reality was poop.

There was a tremendous smell. It was a horrible, rancid odor rising from all this muddy debris

that had been left behind. I mean, it went on for acres and acres. One was duped. The other knowingly

immersed themselves. It's an important difference to make. Those people are disgusting too.

They should be wiped off as well. The Woodstock attendees. Yeah. Those are the people probably

finding against building more housing in America right now, not in my backyard. They don't want

more houses built. They're fighting for their pension right now. They want us to suffer.

You're 40 years old. I'm 28, but what was showing right now? Well, I guess there's a

generational difference, right? You're getting up for retirement. I'm just. I'm a zoomer, man.

Getting ready for retirement. I'm totally broke. What are you talking about? Yeah. I could

retire tomorrow. So we're talking about Lakshmi earlier. So there's another goddess, the consort of

Vishnu. All right. So Vishnu is like number one god for my understanding and Hinduism. Yeah.

You see the blue one? He's the number one god. He's the number one god, the number one guy. He's

the title for me. That is Lakshmi just sort of the sexual sex. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

What does concert mean? It's like wife or partner. So it's a sex thing, perhaps. Okay. We haven't

explored that deeply. Lakshmi, she's got four hands. Well, okay. I'm going to explain it to you.

Do you have an open mind? Uh, if you're in seriousness, no, but go ahead. It's a part of why they

smear some of the cow dung inside their homes, cow poop, cow dung, cow poop. Part of why they

smear some of the cow poop inside their homes is because they want to invoke prosperity into their

lives, right? Yeah. That makes sense. Okay. And this is all of them, right? Including the ones

living in America. They smear the poop on the wall. So cool. On the furniture. No, no, no. Hell yeah. Okay.

We haven't talked about Krishna yet. So Krishna is often depicted as the blue skinned baby or the,

you'll pull it up. There's some some pretty crazy photos of Krishna. That's good old Lord Krishna

right there. All out of the most of them, AI generated at this point. Yeah, kind of unfortunate.

Google's actually gone really downhill. YouTube and it's a good spot, but Google Krishna tube.

So he's got absolutely. Krishna has a pretty strong relationship with cows apparently. Yeah.

Krishna is the manifestation and avatar of Vishnu apparently. Keep in mind Vishnu is the all-powerful

cosmic protectorate of the universe. Krishna has a strong relationship with cows.

Cows are seen as this benevolence, generous, almighty, like organism almost from my understanding

that they revere. Long story short, one of their main gods has this strong relationship with the

cows. Cows provide the milk, butter, all the good stuff we need, and occasionally cow dung for

celebrations like Goraba. It's quite a leap to go from, yeah, they give us milk and they give us meat.

The poop. Oh, we haven't talked about the healing properties of the poop when applied to the skin.

It's an important thing you brought up. Okay. Maybe we could change it up a little bit.

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What else do you do on your YouTube channel? We pull up Tyler's YouTube channel and check it out. I do a lot. There's a broad range of topics we cover. Sometimes political, sometimes cultural like garaba.

I went to the island a couple of years ago. You went to Epstein Island. Okay, not for nasty shit. After the fact, yeah, we went there. We trespassed allegedly. And they were repainting the whole thing and it transferred ownership to a new billionaire.

Wow. Yeah. How is the climate? My biggest observation was there was a ton of people out there chilling in the water. Very visible to see what would be going on on the island. If anything. Really?

That was my take. Yes. We just rented jet skis. It's not far away from a bunch of people. We're recreationally hanging out in yachts. And there's security on there. It's not impossible to get to. It's not hidden away in the ocean. It's not as remote as you would think.

Which begs the question. How many people saw what might have been going down there? Yeah. Well, is it like underground? Like it's so visible from afar. And there's plenty of boats not too far away from it.

Look at that. Look how close it is to shore. They look not picture like that. That was in the middle of the trip. You didn't see inside that little temple. No, they sealed it off. Whoa. But it really is not that difficult to get to. That's what's so odd about the whole thing. Did it feel like you had five stars in Grand Theft Auto the whole time?

Yeah, I mean, I'm scrolling a bit with the finger to the little tongue and sheet there. But look at looking how close you are to the coast. Was your heart racing? Yeah, that's scary. Yeah, it's spooky. But also this is after he killed himself.

Right. So just an island. I remember when they had the drone footage recording the FBI raiding the building and they were putting up pizza boxes on the window to scare the drone from recording what they were taking out.

So we did get interference. As I say that the drones flying. I mean, my guy said the drone was tweaking out. But the shots look good to me. So I don't know what he was on about. Yeah.

Lately, as a sort of sporting pastime, we've been sort of humiliating scammers. I saw this. Yeah.

To explain if you haven't seen this, Tyler goes around, what is this Europe? Yeah, I mean, to be frank, Europe is the only place we've really done it because we can not end up in jail after doing it.

These are street scammers stealing from tourists, essentially and Tyler and his crew. This is bad ass. This is like real life.

Just wacky playground hijinks. I don't know. This looks like fun. The most last time you had this much fun. The playground in middle school. This is so awesome.

You get to legally beat people up and spray with fart cannons. Hey, that all that you witness was self defense, Sam. So Tyler's going around uncovering scammers and then spraying them with fart juice.

Yes. This guy you saw on screen here. His name is Christian. He calls himself a king. He's this dude from the DRC, the Congo. Yeah.

He pulled up to France. He looks scary. The King's a friend. He's an ally. He got beaten up by the gypsy scammers in Paris for falling them out. He got his ass whooped and he's a big dude.

So we came in with stumber street for actual street battle here. Yeah. No, it got pretty nasty. Yeah. I showed up there with Fred as you can see on screen.

He couldn't make it into the podcast because I don't know for are we including the fact that he got deported. He got deported. Here. He said that on Twitter. Fred got deported. He was supposed to be here side by side. Yeah.

We have a. There's a fax. That's not a fax sound. A real fax would take so much longer. You got a fax. Nice. The network regrets to inform you that Fred was detained at the Boston airport. His phone was confiscated and he was sent back to jolly old England.

I thought England was bad down. So Fred got deported. Yeah. That's honestly the most disturbing part of the whole everything we're talking about is that the Boston police asked him about me being a neo-Nazi.

But it's disturbing that the Boston police are messing with people to that extent taking phones. Very upsetting because this stuff is supposed to happen in other countries and it's supposed to happen in England where Fred's from. It's supposed to happen to him, not me.

They're asking about the guns. Like yeah, I'm in the plate. You have the guns. You're the gun place. Yeah. So you can't be honest with airport security. It's a Sam here for vacation. Visit my grandma. It's easy. Charlie Vitch's bodyguard. Correct. Yes. Yeah. He's been all over recently. Yeah. We went to Paris a few months earlier and my cameraman got jumped by African Eiffel Tower salesman. So they were running after me. I run away. My camera man's in the distance holding an iPhone. They spot him and they beat him.

So we wanted to come back to Paris to see if we could see these guys again. But when we came back, there were even more African treat salesmen. Yeah. Almost some high-toting, populating out of thin air. Yeah. Their numbers had increased. So we ended up in a bit of a conflict. I did. What's that mean? Well, mitosis is the process of sell division and reduction, right? The splits. Yeah. Yeah. Almost spawning out of thin air is the idea. Almost, right? Yeah.

Because they're dirty and black. I hate that you said African Eiffel Tower salesman and I did not even hesitate to know what you meant. Yeah. Because you'll see them in every major European city. If you go to New York, you'll see a strain of it as well. An entire Eiffel Tower keychain. Yeah. So apparently they buy those Eiffel Towers in bulk from Chinese wholesalers and then go out in the streets and try to make as much money as possible. So it's crazy, though. A lot of these guys are from Senegal.

Senegal is one of the most stable countries in Africa. So when they show up here, there's no legitimate means of asylum or refugee claim they have, right?

So they show up here, but keep in mind every dollar they make in Paris, and if they can get a fraction of that back home, that's a great day. But they have overseers, you mentioned earlier.

They're pimps. I think we're getting them a little bit too much credit, a little bit too much of a victim narrative, actually. So I mentioned that idea. I think that's the case for some of these guys. Some of them do have a pimp, if you will.

Their stories of like passports being withheld by sort of mob boss characters, but I think we're sort of like a war chief type.

Oh, for sure. They all have war chiefs. They got war chiefs. Okay. Exactly. It's like how the Korean hand job parlors have a mama son.

Mama son. That's what they call it. Holy smokes.

Are you familiar with the service known as? We probably can't mention this on YouTube, actually. Yeah, we can't mention this on this show.

Rub maps. It's a little bit like a Disney World map or something. It's a heat map for hand jobs. Don't tell Valentine about this type of shit.

You said the Africans were there essentially their pimps were gypsies. No, I think that's a miscurrication. I was so fun.

I was so fine with a narrative. Yeah, that's a pretty narrative. That's fiction, though. It's not fact.

It's just not real. So I think I'm just going to be straight up. A lot of these guys just want to make more money.

They show up here. They think it's the easy way out. I think a lot of them know it's going to be a shit show.

They don't realize what degree it ends up being a shit show. So I think it ends up being five or six of these guys living in an apartment.

They go out, try to pressure people into buying a crappy, I feel tower artifact. They don't need for an exorbitant price relative to how shitty it is.

I imagine the goal would be to become like a real Frenchman. They get like a striped shirt and like a beret and they eat in baguettes and stuff.

That's what they're thinking. Full integration. They're always stripped out in the Barcelona jerseys and the snapbacks and they lean into the sort of some of them.

Actually, a lot of them will lean into this tribal attire where they have, I kid you not. It sounds like I'm making this up, but like an African tribal attire.

And they walk up to you. This is mostly the guys who put the bracelets on you. They'll be like, how can I match that? That means friendship.

You're like, okay, sweet. Thanks, bro. You've appraised it on you. And they'll be like, no, come back for my family.

You'll be like, what do you mean? I'm like, I have baby, baby on wife at home. And I'm at the point where I'm like, why aren't you there with your wife and kid, right?

Just spray it with fart gas. You'll be like, spray it with my eyes.

No, no, that's fuck your family. I'm like, okay, if you got a kid, you got a pregnant wife.

Yo, fuck your black ass family.

Now, we have like a little therapeutic talk. I'm like, hey, man, so why aren't you back home with the wife and kids, right?

Like, what's so good about Paris? Fuck Paris, no fence. I mean, that's a cool place for whatever, but never catch me living there.

Point being, man, what do you got going on in Paris? Why are you here, bro?

And they're like, I got wife and kid at home. I'm like, all right. Why don't you go home with a wife and kid?

I need money. I'm like, all right, dog. Well, I'm not giving you any money.

Sometimes if you disrespect them enough or if you call them out on their, their scams, they'll just posture to begin attacking you or they'll just attack you.

In which case, I hired Fred to serve as my bodyguard to protect me in the inevitable event that someone would in fact attack me.

Right. Which in Barcelona, the video we filmed prior to Paris, a guy takes off his, his little man purse.

He begins to charge towards me, but Fred is already in position to close line him, which he does.

Oh, man, I felt like I was playing like 4D chess. I was like, Fred, you stay here. I'm going to talk to this guy.

And just like that, he gets pissed, it goes into attack me.

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Yeah, I was wondering. So as a white American, I'm not the most burst when it comes to gypsies.

And so I was wondering a couple things like, you know, what race are they?

Another thing is like, you know, should I feel negatively towards gypsies as an entire group?

Because from what I've heard, you know, there's a lot of scam and going on.

And so then like, you know, if I should dislike them as a whole group, what kind of dislike is it?

I get the feeling it's kind of like Indians, like, you know, stinky, lying, scamming people, stuff like that.

So yeah, basically my question is, you know, should I dislike them and also should I be concerned about them moving to America and coming to America?

Thank you.

That's mad for me. He's asking you how to be racist.

Yeah, wiki how.

So Tyler, how do we hate these people properly? I can try to answer.

I think he has nothing to be concerned about. I think we're separated by two oceans from the nearest gypsy that may be breaking in their spoils in Europe as we speak.

Would they just get homesick? Is that why they don't come here?

Well, from understanding there are nomadic tribe of people that originate from northern India, like a thousand years ago, and have evolved into their own distinct mystery group.

I don't know. I think they're pretty distinct distinctly gypsy, right?

North Indian and like Romanian and Bosnia, I think you find a lot of them Eastern Europe, I think.

They're sort of a legendary mythological people.

Have you seen piggy blinders?

I watched about 30 seconds of piggy blinders before I was like, I'm going to kick the TV if I keep watching this.

British people trying to look cool.

I think canonically they're gypsy. They're all gypsies.

That doesn't mean anything to me. Who are they?

They're gypsies. They're from all over.

It doesn't make sense. This is confusing. Can you ask Chad GBT what the fuck are gypsies?

What is the gypsy? This computer just steals your money.

Give me your credit card. I'll show you what a gypsy is.

Well, I think there's some groups of them in California and instead of pickpocketing, they call themselves the San Francisco treat.

Have they get to Cali? Cargo? They get, they come here in like Cargo and white, man.

The Mediterranean vibes of probably the vineyards.

Martha's Vineyard.

Martha's Vineyard, exactly. Good reference.

That was good.

You'll see them faking like fake.

North Western India. Holy shit.

Yeah. So we're just being extra racist on Indians for no reason.

It's coming back around full circle.

Now this is real, right? Kind of crazy.

I mean, even Sanskrit and Hindi is like heavily in words from Greek.

So there's Greek, Romanian.

But they are distinctly gypsies now.

They're breed. They're sort of a breed of people.

What's the pl- is it Romani? Is that the politically correct terms?

Does Romanians will often get pissed off if you say this from-

Yes.

If you say the Romanian, despite the fact that many of them live in Romania, they are Romani people, not Romanians.

Well, we've got subgroups, so we've got the Rome, the Sinti, the Kale.

They all have unique dialects and cultures.

So it's sort of just a vibe, I guess.

Being a gypsy is like a vibe nowadays.

Can you look up if Elvis Presley's a gypsy?

We have a million of them here.

He's a lion, right?

What? You're looking on something.

Are you going to hang out with gypsies next?

Maybe I should go to a McMansion, yeah.

Can you infiltrate, do a little documentary?

Yeah, that would be nice.

There's a card stack of gypsy facts that are pretty funny.

Cool gypsy facts.

They are known to eat hedgehogs.

What the fuck?

I don't believe that.

I don't believe that.

Can you look that up?

That's so sad.

I don't assess the writing team anymore.

These guys are crack pots.

These guys are smoking methrames.

Have a documented tradition of eating hedgehogs.

That's motherfucking disgusting.

I would rather throw cow shit than eat a motherfucking hedgehog.

That's disgusting.

That was unexpected, yeah.

Totally disturbed.

That's fucking inhuman.

The shit throwing, I can understand that.

Right.

Let's play devil's advocate for a second here.

Yeah.

Throwing some shit, that's probably fun.

If you don't know what germs are,

you don't believe in things that are small that you can't see them.

Throw some shit.

Yeah.

Okay.

Eating a hedgehog is cooked.

God literally made it the most spiky and edible thing on the surface.

And cute.

That is totally bizarre.

That's alien shit.

Kill me.

That's so fucked.

That's dark.

The other cute creatures too.

I don't think a good chef might be able to turn it into something.

No, dude.

Yes, so how do they prepare it exactly?

I don't want to talk about it.

The US officially banned gypsies from immigrating in 1885.

Okay, here we go.

It's great.

They've got their own word for the holocaust when it happened to them.

The porage most.

Really?

Sounds delicious.

Get a bleep that on YouTube.

Really?

No.

Gipsy YouTube.

And Gipsy YouTube.

GipsyTube.

GipsyTube.

So there goes...

Can you imagine being a gypsy and all the holocaust movers are being made?

And the whole world is like, I can't believe what we did to them.

And the gypsies are just like much wishing a grand phorage.

Munching on a hedgehog burger.

Yo motherfucker.

Yo.

Oh.

Oh.

That makes me upset on behalf of Jews.

That makes me want to defend every Holocaust movies.

Are you kidding me? Do you know how many people died,

and how many Jews died in the Holocaust,

and you're talking about the porosmos?

Fuck you, dude.

Wait, so what happened to the gypsies?

They fucking probably got tickled.

Man, I don't know. Who cares? Who gives a shit?

They're eating hedgehog burgers.

Probably Hitler saw a meeting and bunching a hedgehog

was like, yo, kill that.

Probably a mangle I saw the meeting hedgehogs and got scared.

Is what happened?

He's experimenting, he's learning all about the fucking how guts work.

He looks over, he sees a Romani eating a hedgehog.

He's like, what the fuck? Yo, yo, kill all those.

What the fuck is that?

Yo.

It was the invention of the word yo, actually.

Yeah, that was the origin.

They also invented trailer parks, apparently.

The Italian government officially declared Romani to be

a national security threat after an Italian woman

was raped in one of their camps.

Got less funny towards the end?

Yeah, roughly around the rape part.

Pew research.

I know them for pig pocketing.

Pew real.

Pew research determined Italians are the most anti-gypsy population

followed by Romanian.

Greece is third place.

Gypsy haters.

It is by far the most socially acceptable prejudice in Europe,

which makes sense.

Familiarity breeds contempt, especially if you're, you know,

around them when they're selling their...

It sounds like a big fresh apple when you bite it.

A hedge, if cooked correctly, yeah.

Sonic race.

You don't wonder if they have a, yeah, sonic over there.

You think a bite the rings fall out and then disappear.

That's why they eat them.

Yeah.

Some of the rings.

Yeah, they have a terrible reputation, as you can expect,

especially in Europe, though.

Couldn't understand why.

In the EU, 50% of gypsies have no job,

and 33% have no toilet.

You can scare them with a crucifix and a frog.

Is that real?

Crucified frog.

What is the religious belief?

I think there's a dumb.

There's an Al Jazeera article, Portuguese shopkeepers

using ceramic frogs to scare away Roman gypsies.

What's interesting about the gypsies is you'll see a lot

of their female pickpockets they send out.

They got like a guy pimp oftentimes that will impregnate the woman

to give the woman a shield of invincibility,

because who's going to punch a pregnant woman?

Wow.

So you're pregnant.

You're out there stealing stuff.

And also who's going to suspect the pregnant woman

from stealing from you?

That's crazy.

It's like stealing candy with a baby.

Yeah, and some of them will even have a fake pregnant belly.

Oh.

It says here, like mosquitoes, the gypsy women do all the work.

The men drop them off.

Yeah, that's real.

You'll see that, too.

Pimping them as beggars.

They wait at stoplights, hold a bucket with a fake obituary

of their child and guilt trip you until you give money.

You'll see that in California.

Stuff like that in LA.

That's gypsies, apparently.

San Diego.

Yeah, yeah.

We had a black person do that to us in Chicago.

He came up to one of our guys and was like,

Hey, car, got some money for my dead kid.

And then he acted like he had a gun that he was going to pull out.

Do you how much you might, which he might have had a gun.

That was the most danger he physical danger I've ever felt in

was being in Chicago for 10 seconds.

Oh, the movie thinner was actually a flattering portrayal

of gypsies.

That's a funny one.

Interesting.

Okay.

I don't know about thinner.

No.

This gypsy lady who curses people by making them eat cursed pies.

And you eat the pie and you become so thin that you die of

this oration or whatever that you die from thinness.

Like a bulimia plot.

Something like that.

It's a bulimia pie, yeah.

Interesting.

And she says, I cut us you.

You eat your own pie.

And I used to say that to my mom when she would talk about her weight.

Your mom?

Yeah.

Absolutely.

So I think a lot of the witches depicted in Disney movies are.

You eat your own pie.

Sorry.

I mean, every Disney plot ever is something I always think of.

I think the witches are often based off of the gypsy physiognomy.

Yeah.

Jews are what gypsies could be.

This is an opinion here.

If they started reading and thinking and gaining IQ.

I don't know about that.

It's kind of an awful thing to say.

If you talk to them, they'll often say that they kind of love

the thrill of stealing from people.

Is that true?

Once they get caught.

Yeah, I mean, they'll often they get caught over and over and over again.

A lot of the European experience out there is catch and release.

They'll catch the pickpocket.

Maybe they'll release the same day.

It's like sport fishing.

The European police are like sports.

They're strong.

They're strong.

But they love it.

They have fun.

California gypsies, no less.

Interesting, right?

I can't believe that.

There's an account that hunts them down in California on Instagram.

On Instagram.

The account?

Not quite.

Did you say the count?

There's an account.

I would like it.

There's a account.

The account.

There's a good dress.

Yeah.

The guy called the count of California whose job it is just to kill gypsies.

That's awesome.

And he's got a cloak.

Oh, yeah.

That guy.

Rule.

We're getting off track here.

Let's get back to the cool gypsy facts.

Which I don't know how factual this is.

That's right.

It says they're allergic to merit, honor, and goodwill.

They have sub-lebaned stand entrepreneurship.

This is a mean thing to say.

That's harsh.

Gypsy fact Indians are worse.

I don't know if this person is speaking from experience.

And after what I've seen today,

I don't know where I stand on it.

They're technically trads because they're doing the same things they did in the middle ages.

That's funny.

It's like when you play a role-playing game and you pick a thief.

You would play Skyrim?

Oh, yeah.

Pick locks.

That's the best way to play.

Maybe they're under something that gypsies are probably under.

Yeah, it's like the guild of thieves.

It's kind of how they roll.

Yeah.

Remember the trees that threw apples at Dorothy and her friends in Wizard of Oz?

Yeah, those were gypsies too.

Remember the flying monkeys from Wizard of Oz?

Remember the pile of melted witch goo, all gypsies.

Wow.

Bonus fact.

It's mind blowing.

The people you see playing music on a large speaker in parking lots

will obviously pretend to know how to play the violin.

Is that a thing?

Oh.

They fake play music?

That one I heard from somebody.

Oh, yes.

Yeah, there's some fake musicians out there.

That's really funny.

You'll see guys totally not strumming it as music can sound

and they're the cause playing being a musician.

On the topic of Indians related to blacks that have cognitive dissonance to tune out

a smoke detector alarm or not just months but potentially years or decades.

How much cognitive dissonance do red dot Indians possess?

If their country, which is the largest open sewer in the world,

if they can't afford plumbing, why can't they just dig some outhouse holes on every corner of every street

and have the dignity to take a dump in the dirt behind a closed door?

I have an answer potentially.

My comment is that's just hateful but go ahead.

Well, he posed an interesting practical question at the end, right?

Why don't you just dig a giant hole and put your shit in there?

It's a pretty reasonable question, right?

You might be asking yourself that in your mind right now.

No, I would just shit on the street, but go ahead.

Okay, so the reason why so many of them apparently shit on the street

is because the dolly to the lowest wrong of the caste system has historically given

these people the job of cleaning up shit off the streets.

And if you have a latrine, like a hole in your home,

dug out a little hole and you put your shit in there,

it's seen as unclean and impure.

And if you extract that shit out of the hole, then you're unholy and unclean

and you can no longer go to the temple and worship in the same way you would.

So historically, they've apparently outsourced the shit cleaning jobs

to the lowest wrong of their caste system.

And now that the caste systems up, they claim it's no longer relevant,

no longer has a meaningful role in day-to-day life.

It definitely does, right?

They're just like, I'm gonna go shit in the street.

If you're one of those Indians that's like black as hell, it's not fun, right?

It's a good question, Sam.

All I know is, I think there's a saying, it's something like

never ask a woman her weight, a man is income,

and an Indian has last name.

Because I think the last names indicate you're wrong on the caste system.

I think that's real.

Damn.

I'm not sure if they're about the skin tones though.

You must be right, though.

It's absolutely, it's gotta be.

Can you look up Indian here?

Absolutely right.

Can you go to Indian hip hop?

I just want to see that one clip that we like one more time.

That's my guy right there.

Can you turn that up?

The fire on the bottom of the screen.

The brown fire.

It might not be fire, Sam.

Sam, I choke.

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