The Story of The Three Little Pigs

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Once upon a time, there was an old story

with three little pigs, and as she had not enough

to keep them, she sent them out to seek for their fortune.

The first that went off met a man with a bundle of straw

and said to him, please, man,

give me that straw to build me a house,

which the man did, and a little pig built a house with it.

Presently came along a wolf and knocked at the door

and said, little pig, little pig,

let me come in to which the pig answered,

no, no, by the hair of my chinny chin chin.

Then I'll half an odd puff and I'll blow your house in,"

said the wolf.

So he huffed and he puffed, and he blew his house in

and ate up the little pig.

The second pig met a man with a bundle of straw and said,

please, man, give me that straw to build a house,

which the man did, and the pig built his house.

Then along came the wolf and said, little pig,

little pig, let me come in.

No, no, by the hair of my chinny chin chin.

Then I'll half an odd puff and I'll blow your house in,

so he huffed, and he puffed and he puffed and he puffed,

but at last he blew the house down and ate up the second pig.

The third little pig met a man with a load of bricks

and said, please, man, give me those bricks

to build a house with, so the man gave him the bricks

and he built his house with them.

So the wolf came, as he did to the other little pigs

and said, little pig, little pig, let me come in.

No, no, by the hair of my chinny chin chin.

Then I'll half an odd puff and I'll blow your house in.

Well, he huffed and he puffed and he puffed and he puffed

and he puffed, but he could not get the house down

when he found that he could not, with all his huffing

and puffing, blew the house down, he said, little pig,

I know where there is a nice field of turnips.

Where said the little pig, oh, in Mr. Smith's home field?

And if you will be ready tomorrow morning,

I will call for you.

And we will go together and get some for dinner.

Very well said the little pig, I will be ready.

What time do you mean to go?

Oh, what's six o'clock?

Well, the little pig got up at five

and got the turnips and was home again before six.

When the wolf came, he said, little pig, are you ready?

Ready said the little pig, I have been and come back again

and got a nice pot full for dinner.

The wolf felt very angry at this,

but thought that he would be up to the little pig

somehow or other.

So he said, little pig, I know where there is a nice

apple tree.

Where said the pig?

Dying at Mary Garden, replied the wolf.

And if you will not deceive me,

I will come for you at five o'clock tomorrow.

And we will go together and get some apples.

Well, the little pig woke up

for the next morning and bustled up

and went off for the apples, hoping to get back

before the wolf came.

But he had farther to go and had to climb the tree

so that just as he was coming down from it,

he saw the wolf coming, which, as you may suppose,

frightened him very much.

When the wolf came up, he said, little pig, what?

Are you here before me?

Are they nice apples?

Yes, very, said the little pig.

I will throw you down one.

And he threw it so far that while the wolf was gone

to pick it up, the little pig jumped down around home.

The next day the wolf came again

and said to the little pig, little pig,

is there a fair in the town this afternoon?

Well, you go?

Oh, yes, said the pig, I will go.

What time shall you be ready?

At three said the wolf.

So the little pig went off before the time is usual

and got to the fair and bought a butter turn

and was on his way home with it when he saw the wolf coming.

Then he could not tell what to do.

So he got into the turn to hide

and then doing so turned it round

and it began to roll

and rolled down the hill with the pig inside it,

which frightened the wolf so much

that he ran home without going to the fair.

He went to the little pig's house,

I told him I frightened he had been

by a great round thing

which came down the hill past him.

Then the little pig said,

huh, I frightened you, did I?

I had been to the fair and bought a butter turn

and when I saw you, I got into it

and rolled down the hill.

Then the wolf was very angry indeed

and declared he would eat up the little pig

and that he would get down the chimney after him.

When the little pig saw what he was about,

he hung on the pot full of water

and made up a blazing fire

and just as the wolf was coming down

took off the cover of the pot

and then fell the wolf

and the little pig put on the cover again

in an instant, bowled him up

and ate him for supper

and left Harvey ever after.

End of the story of the three little pigs by unknown.

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